#ive never been much into asmr but this guy gets it

[wordfather]

this video is so enchanting to me. it feels like im a kid and im sitting in the woods with my best friend and we're having play pretend magical healing sessions and i'm having so much fun. i could watch this for hours. this feels like peace.

[bunnypansy]

Twst as K-Pop Groups!

Rated E, for EVERYONE!

A short film exploring a Twisted Wonderland Idol AU!

Featuring: All the dorms + Che'nya and a Neige mention

Beware! This film contains: really bad kpop group names, smoking mention, otherwise I think it's fine

Heartslaybul

Group name: LVBZ (Luver Boyz), I wanted to lean into the heart theme for that classic boygroup feel

Fandom name: Rozes, for obvious reasons

While Riddle is the obvious answer for leader, Trey is the right answer. Responsible older brother Trey is probably deeply underappreciated in the group. I feel like he’s probably been in a group that disbanded early before, (cough, Che’nya, Trey, Riddle group anyone?) and has a bit of a tired vibe. He writes a good handful of the songs since he plays the guitar, but he’s actually not crazy about pop. They definitely share a dorm and Trey made a chore chart for them.

Riddle is definitely taking the position of vocalist and center, he’s probably really strict about his training and exercise, he was a trainee for a loooong time and after his last group he’s kinda nervous. His mom used to be a very popular vocalist, but you’ll never catch him with nepo baby claims because he’s so intense. Besides LVBZ Riddle also does some modeling on the side and will probably end up in a drama of some kind.

Cater is absolutely giving “has so many predebut photos” energy. From vlives, to vlogs, cooking videos, asmr videos, tiktoks, instagram posts, Cater is all over their social media like crazy. He’s got a pretty good public image, always interacting with fans, the only thing is- he's a chronic content farmer, it's like so bad guys. At least his aegyo is actually cute? He’s the face and probably a sub vocalist of some kind, but definitely writes the lot of their songs. Seems like the type who has a very good image but chainsmokes/vapes on the side.

RAPPER DEUCE. Okay normal again. But he totally fits the rapper vibes, I can’t stress how well it fits. Has the most embarrassing predebut photos known to man, lots of him with badly dyed hair and he probably had a bullying scandal really early into his career. Extremely awkward aegyo, fans love him cus he comes off as cute but very genuine, fan favorite.

At this point I’ve put all the basketball boys as dancers but can you blame me? Ace reeks of high energy dancer who kinda sucks ass at singing. He tries really, but just let him be the main dancer and a sub rapper! Ace and Deuce used to go to the same highschool predebut and did not get along. Don't leave this guy alone with fans, not because he's going to do anything criminal- he's just gonna say some dumb shit. Spill a secret, be generally kinda dickish- just. Don't do it, fanservice is not Ace’s strong suit

Their discography is kinda all over the place but I feel like that’s the Heartslaybul vibe? I tried to keep it light and sort of… classic boy group vibes. I'm not really into light concept boy groups so this was difficult for me. (I wrote this before I listened to zb1’s debut. They are zb1)

Debut song: Kitsch by IVE

Other tracks: In Bloom by Zb1; Very Nice by Seventeen; Attention by New Jeans; Sour Grapes by Lesserafim; Blue Flame by Lesserafim; Best Friend Ever by NCT Dream

Solo releases:  One and Only by Gowon of Loona (Riddle); Anti-romantic by TXT (Trey)

Savanaclaw

Group name: BxB (Boy X Beast), I swear I wasn’t trying to copy TXT that hard

Fandom name: BOB (Be Our Best), because fans “make them their best”. It’s so bad but this is intentional

Leona is the leader but honestly he doesn’t do much to corral anyone. He’s definitely been in a couple groups that have done very poorly and can’t stop getting compared to his more successful brother- a recently retired soloist. Worse, he gets tons of “he’s a lazy dancer” and “nepo baby” comments from fans. He’s a bit jaded, and for good reason. He’s not much of a dancer, moreso acting as the visual and vocalist in his group and chances are he’s done an acting gig or two. Leona does a lot of low energy vlives, it's like him eating fried chicken in the dark while barely talking on camera. Refuses to do any cutesy fanservice, ask him to look hot? Done and done. Aegyo? Ask Ruggie.

Ruggie is the face of the group, everyone on the planet has seen him busking before and during his trainee period, not to mention he’s funny, fans love him. He’s also carrying the rapper position, and often gets center, but he and Leona are honestly neck and neck in that area. Ruggie's pretty good aegyo but he literally always laughs afterwards. So many memes of the dumb faces he makes while laughing.

Jack iiiis the dancer, so many first years were subjected to dancer and rapper sorry guys. He’s tried to write songs but only a couple have really panned out- the others are encouraging though! Obviously maknae, endless jokes about being GIANT despite being the youngest. Somehow he seems to take this the most serious despite being the newest to this?

Their sound is very classically masculine, as is Savanaclaw’s vibe. If they barked in the song I legally had to add it

Debut song: Clap by Seventeen

Other Tracks: Superbowl by SKZ; Wonderland by ATEEZ; Wolfgang by SKZ (sorry it was too funny not to); (Grrr 총량의 법칙) BEWARE by SKZ; My Pace by SKZ; Boxer by SKZ; Bouncy by ATEEZ

Solo releases: None

Octavinelle

Group name: TYDE (“Take Your Dreams Everywhere”), I went the EXiD route with this one, it was a little too funny not to

Fandom name: Tied, because TYDE is tied to them 

Oh my god. Despite being my favorite dorm, Octavinelle gave me a fuckin hell of a time to put together, I just did not have a clear vision for them at all. I’m going with Azul, even though I considered leader Jade for a little bit, simply because I think Azul is the kind of leader who designs a bunch of merch for the fans- a la the VIXX thong. He’s rocking with the visual, center, and vocalist position. He comes off as a very smooth and self assured leader, but let’s be honest he’s the only one in the group who’s having a panic attack before award shows. I think he probably had a really hard time as a trainee and can’t let that go just yet.

Jade doesn’t get any kind of strong spot in the lineup somehow, despite there only being three members, he definitely ends up a bit in the background. But Jade doesn’t mind! He honestly doesn’t care much for the spotlight and is mostly here because Azul and Floyd are. He writes all the songs for their group, no arguments.

So we all know Floyd is the dancer, guy canonically loves dancing, but he’s also going to steal the rapper position. This is because rappers are always the weird ones in the group, and by god is Floyd the weird one. He always gets styled extremely strangely, I mean every time he steps on stage he ends up in a new “worst outfits in kpop” list. Floyd ends up being the face because he’s such a standout, not to mention the fact he keeps… showing up with other groups. Is there a vlive happening? Somehow Floyd interrupts. Another group practicing? Not without Floyd they’re not. He’s even managed to be in the background of several MVs (think OOH-AHH Chan). Floyd seems to just know everyone everywhere. 

Holy hell okay their music gave me a hard time too. Octavinelle is so solidified as jazz in my head that trying to think of anything else for them gave me an aneurysm.I struggled so much that yeah I’m breaking and adding one or two japanese songs, sorry guys

Debut Song: Mafia In The Morning by Itzy

Other Tracks: Dice by Nmixx; First by Everglow (tell me Azul wouldn’t tear up those vocals?? Get Floyd on the chorus? Screaming); Play with Fire by Camellia (covered by ツバサ【歌の部屋】 if you need to hear a human sing it); Black Suit by Super Junior 

Solo releases: ViViD by Heejin of Loona (Azul); Villain by Stella Jang (Azul)

Scarabia

Group name: Wysper (Honestly not happy with either of the names but I can’t think of anything better)

Fandom name: Wishes

Okay they’re complex because. Uh. Jamil is basically doing everything. He’s the most talented  dancer, rapper, vocalist; it’s just that Kalim is the face. Aaaand the center. Despite being a trainee for a way shorter amount of time, despite not being as skilled as Jamil, Kalim took first place in the competitive show they both participated in. Very bitter. Jamil tries to keep it on the down-low but their relationship is definitely suffering from favoritism.

Kalim has probably been a star for a very long time, I’m talking child star levels of fame and already had a fan base by the time he and Jamil debuted. He’s got amazing charisma and stage presence, not to mention Kalim is taking first place as the aegyo king. However, the nepo baby allegations are through the ROOF, seeing as his family straight up owns the company he and Jamil debuted under. That’s not to say he doesn’t try! He works hard, but it’s not going to save him, especially when he’s getting a billion offers from modeling companies and fashion brands, when Jamil isn’t.

I can’t describe what their sound is exactly? I feel like it’s somewhere close to reggaeton with a bit of bollywood/southeast asia

Debut song: You cannot tell me Paint The Town by Loona is not THE Wysper song. It’s literally so perfect I was angry I didn’t think of it earlier. Kalim on the light verses, Jamil on the chorus? Insane. 

Other tracks: Icky by Kard; Charmer by SKZ; Cake by Kard; Ring the Alarm by Kard; Tinnitus by TXT; SHOOT! by Itzy; Red Moon by Kard

Solo releases: Singing in the Rain by JinSoul of Loona (Kalim)

Pomefiore

Group name: FoE (Fruit of Evil), I wanted to lean into the lip/biting themes for them and pick something that felt suitably sexy

Fandom name: Bites

Vil has to be the leader obviously, but he’s also the face, visual and vocalist- let’s be real he’s the most favored of the group and everyone knows it. He was definitely an actor before this, he probably ended up in the group because of an elimination show that he won and then got the privilege of picking all his other members. He for sure has some solo releases, brand deals, modeling gigs- Vil is the it boy of their generation, the kind of idol everyone knows. Definitely a massive one-sided rivalry with Neige, because Neige was probably in a NCT Dream type group as a kid, then went solo when he got older and became incredibly successful. Vil is endlessly jealous.

Rook was probably a runner up in the same show as Vil and fully admitted to being a massive fan while on the show. He’s the best dancer in the group, probably the center, and writes the majority of the songs cus I know this weird fucker likes poetry. Rook is guy who’s a fan before he’s an idol, definitely has a room full of merchandise, people have caught him buying albums of his favorite group

Epel is the maknae, obviously, and was probably previously a background dancer. Vil saw him and picked him up by the scruff of his neck. He’s definitely the only real rapper of the group and can dance pretty well, but this is not the kind of group he wanted to be in. Epel was probably hoping for a concept a bit more like BxB but we don’t all get what we wish for

I listened to Nude while making this and it changed my entire vibe for their group. They’re just (g)-idle. If the music makes you wanna worship a woman it belongs to FoE.

Debut song: Love Dive by IVE

Other Tracks: Nude by (g)-idle; Oh my God by (g)-idle; Villain Dies by (g)-idle; Snapping by Chung Ha; Do Not Touch by Misamo of Twice; Cry For Me by Twice

Solo releases: Vengeance by Bibi (Vil)

Ignihyde 

What group

It’s just Idia

He’s probably a producer or sumthing let’s be so real guys. Ortho is his sound set up.

I’ll still give examples of what I think his tracks sound like tho. Lots of dubstep and generally electronic sounds cus… come on guys, it’s too perfect.

Tracks: Illusion by Aespa; Miroh by SKZ; Freeze by SKZ; Hold On Tight by Aespa

Diasomnia 

Group name: Som.nia (Nia), I wanted to lean into the sleepy/dream feeling

Fandom name: Niacs, insomnia/insomniac you get it okay

“Malleus is leader!” you cry, and you are wrong, because Lilia literally has to be leader. He is the objectively the best (and funniest) option, Malleus does not have the backbone to be leader yet. Lilia has been around the block a billion times; he’s been a vkei idol, he’s been a model, he’s probably been a wrestler let’s be real he’s the Sakura of twst fr. He writes most of the songs for the group, but is definitely trying to get the others to improve their songwriting skills. While Lilia gets a lot of offers, he turns them down. If I’m honest, he’s probably going to quit being an idol after 

Malleus is definitely taking the vocalist position, no question. He’s also probably taking the “least popular member of the group” position. Poor guy is seriously awkward on camera and has a chronic case of resting scary face. He takes center pretty frequently, half as an attempt to get him some more recognition- it’s not great cus he’s kinda a stiff dancer. He was fairly popular pre-debut for his extremely strange energy 

Call me insane, but dancer Silver! He’s very physically capable, it’s just… you’ll catch him sleeping every time he’s not practicing. Definitely has insane muscle memory, he could do all his choreography with his eyes closed. He’s also an occasional vocalist, he’s got a nice soft voice. Sebek is always getting on him for “being lazy” but Silver usually just tells him to screw off.

Sebek gets rapper because he’s sooooo good at projecting and enunciating aggressively. It’s all the Malleus worship. I think he was a trainee at the same time as Malleus and was utterly obsessed with him, fan favorite for being So Weird All The Time.

I’ll be so real, if the song made me feel gorgeous it went on the list. They kinda reek of 3rd gen Kpop? This is definitely Lilia’s fault. But I’m so here for it the nostalgia go CRAAAZY. Also they are VIXX thanks.

Debut Song: Butterfly by Loona

Other Tracks: Bite Me by Enhyphen; Chained Up by VIXX, Shangri-La by VIXX; Blood, Sweat and Tears by BTS (are you kidding me this addition is so good I’m genuinely LOSING IT); Scentist by VIXX; Fever by Enhyphen; Sugar Rush Ride by Enhyphen; Inception by ATEEZ

Solo releases: Egoist by Olivia Hye of Loona (Silver)

Honorable mentions (these are a bit shorter)

First year gang

Group name: F1rst

Fandom name: Zer0, because they come before first

Jack gets to be leader! He’s responsible, if a bit nervous, takes the vocalist position here.

Epel gets visual in this case, though he still does a fair amount of rap.

Deuce is the best with fans and gets to be center, he’s a pretty good all-rounder here.

Ace is still the best dancer in the group and literally will never stop gloating.

Sebek gets to be the rapper and takes the face position because he’s So Weird All The Time

I think they are literally just Stray Kids tbh, my favoritism is showing but I don’t even care

Debut Song: Break All the Rules by Cravity

Other Tracks: Super board by SKZ; Thunderous by SKZ; S-Class by SKZ; Domino by SKZ; TOPLINE by SKZ; God’s Menu by SKZ

Pop music club 

Group name: Jump Up! I wanted to pick something really cheery and high energy

Fandom name: Highs

Kalim is leader here again, he’s just got that energy! He also gets to be the rapper

Cater swipes the vocalist position, finally gets a chance to shine fr

Old man Lilia somehow bags the dancer position and is no question the face

They're peppy, poppy, a classic girl group type noise.

Debut song: Hi High by Loona was truly too perfect

Other tracks: Hula Hoop by Loona; Air Force One by Odd Eye Circle of ARTMS

Floyd + Che’nya + Ruggie

Group name: THEE (can be said like “thee” or “tee-hee”)

Fandom name: Teenies

Ruggie is the leader and lead dancer for this one! 

Seeing as Floyd has had dancer ripped from his hands by Ruggie, he’s going to fully take over rap

And Che’nya gets to be vocalist, I like to believe he’s got some pipes on him

Literally just silly vibes

Debut song: Cheese by SKZ

Other Tracks: Taller Than You by Mamamoo; Maniac by SKZ; Circus by SKZ; Don’t Tease Me by Speed 

Lilia + Malleus + Vil + Rook

Group name: Nu Moon

Fandom name: Starlights, yeah I stole it from VIXX, sue me

Malleus, king of goth, gets to lead this group- it’s a very good starter group to lead, considering he’s got a lot of experienced members

Lilia is quite obviously producing every single song for this group, that’s mostly what he’s here to do, so he also takes up the mantle of dancer

Vil is once again the visual and the face, but he’s giving up the vocalist position

Shock of shocks, Rook gets to be the vocalist here! Because he doesn’t get to shine much in FoE

They are literally dreamcatcher.

Debut song: BEcause by Dreamcatcher

Other tracks: Piri by Dreamcatcher; Odd Eye by Dreamcatcher; Boca by Dreamcatcher; Scream by Dreamcatcher

That's the end of today's showing, as always, thank you for coming.

Did anyone ask for this? uhhhh no. But it made me very happy so whatever. Legitimately Octavinelle gave me so much trouble I changed their tracklist like four times. I was tempted to make Diasomnia Dreamcatcher as well, but I didn't want to erase Silver's lo-fi soft boy vibes.

[caelumsnuff]

Got any recommendations for those plot-centric audios on GWA (or just any VA in general that does interlinked storylines?) In fact, what VAs do you like in general?

So! I'm a lil uncomfortable sharing my fav GWA VAs out in the open on my blog, but if you hit me up in my messages i am willing to share some of my favs there.

As for ASMR on like youtube:

SalemAudio was one of the VAs that got me into the scene in the first place. Their voice and personality is lovely, and their livestreams are super soft and i just love Salem alot, they're super cool. I love their sweet vampire, Finn, and their sweet satyr boy, Loxius. Their audios are just super soft and so sweet and i have loved literally every single audio i have listened to from them, i can listen to just about any one to fall asleep to. And in a roundabout way, they are the reason i met my partner :3

ZSakuVA is great and has some serious range (i cannot understate this enough, guys kinda insane???) His Cute Boyfriend series is adorable and i wanna kiss that little guy on the lips. Edit: i went back and listened to his gangster’s son Elias’s playlist bc i was reminded it existed when i made this. And i love him so fucking much.

Kabuyama VA is chefs kiss (i really should listen to more of his stuff tbh).

Hollow VA has some really good series on his channel and his voice is absolutely lovely. I listen to quite a lot of his series so it would be hard to name them all, but i love all the ones having to do with royalty, vampires, or demons :) This guy, like Salem, has a great personality and is very entertaining to watch a stream of.

Gav VA has a good voice, i often listen to his audios to fall asleep, specifically his Royal Protector audio. I am also a huge fan of his Starline series, and i have listened to it in its entirety many many times.

Ellis Audio I've been listening to them for a long time as well, and i listen to their audios to fall asleep to on the regular. They also happen to have one hell of a singing voice, there's a song they sang at the end of one of their streams that literally made me cry and i go back and relisten to it periodically.

CardlinAudio has a very comforting voice (cuddly, like a teddy bear), and some specific ass content mixed in his channel.

YuuriVoice I have been following this man on tumblr for like.... SO long, it has to be at least 5 years now. I need to get back into listening to his stuffs if i'm being honest with you.

Then there are a few you probably know of because of Redacted's content, but AuthAudio and GoodboyAudios both have lovely voices and ive been listening to Auth for a while now. As for GBA, he has proven that he is talented with his roles as Scorpius and Quinn, and even i personally need to go listen to more of his content.

I think you're probably the same anon who sent me an ask about this a while back, and if so i apologize for never answering it i just never got the energy to write it out.

Thank you for the ask! <3

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

ultimately what you would call a very First World Problem but it really irks me that npd is the hot scapegoat of the hour to the point you literally cant say shit good or bad without feeling like its gonna get implicated in the global panopticon of people weaving these worldwide basal magic empath vs demonic possession narcissist put on this earth to suck energy etc etc etc stories because i have things i WOULD like to say otherwize. which is probably like, im only thinking about these things bcause the topic is already constantly coming up so maybe i wouldnt actually be thinking about saying these things otherwise anyway. have you guys ever noticed what browsing youtube logged out in an incognito window looks like. if you watch certain types of videos that clearly mostly get a young audience its all the stupid like I GOT MY DOG TO CUT 3000 POUNDS OF SLIME WITH A RED HOT KNIFE (POPPYS PLAYTIME ASMR) type videos but when you watch anything other than that its incredibly sinister. like, especially things that i get the impression mostly very old ladies watch. sewing videos. product blurbs that for some reason the company always uploads to youtube and theyve got 5 subscribers and 260 views. you start scrolling down the recommendation feed and its literally all like PREACHER SLAMS IGNORANT NONBELIEVER-- HE HAS NO RESPONSE TO THE REAL WORD OF GOD! and an unflattering picture of a jewish guy or a muslim guy. FIVE TEXTBOOK SIGNS OF NARC ABUSE- HOW TO SHUT THEM DOWN AND REMOVE THEIR POWER! THESE THREE TESTIMONIES OF PEOPLE WHO DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE (REAL!) and BINAURAL JESUS WAVES TO GET CLOSER TO ACHIEVING YOUR GOALS 512 HZ ANGEL NUMBER like you start realizing they dont even need fox news youtube is literally just feeding them this even after watching a single video about sewing. or crochet. or fucking whatever. and im sure its the same with every other social media like how facebook got busted for influencing political views and turning people far right and they never actually changed anything. but like what are you gonna do about that......... its a peculiar hollow feeling. theres already so many people whove made it their lifes work to make people think insane stupid shit but they hardly even need to because The Algorithm finds maximal success in leading people down insane paths so you dont even need to worry about the bad actors with bad intent. the Cosmic Will Of The Monopolized Internet is doing it all for them so cleanly and efficiently. anyway though after 4 years apart ive been realizing more and more how much *** was, like, somehow so characteristically textbook npd. but like, its like ohh yeah. now i understand the link between all of the insanely fucked up stuff i know is true about you and why you acted this way toward people. like, i knew them so well and at the time it still felt like a black box that i could never piece together with the rest of anything and i never knew how to act. which may have been calculated and protective or may have just been how that goes. but its like, i dont even want to say that where people can hear because it feels like the word narcissist just gets replaced with a fuzzy red ringing in peoples ears. like i cant talk candidly about just finding closure and sympathy and understanding like, posthumous to one of the most important relationships in my life because people are just gonna hear it like im delivering a swift kick in the ribs instead. its fucked

[myherowritings]

masterlist

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SOCIAL MEDIA AU MASTERLIST

HAIKYUU!! MASTERLIST

TODOROKI SHOUTO

i. animal instincts

with your shapeshifting quirk, you take on the duty of becoming the resident undercover therapy cat for class 1-a. one day, you see todoroki restless in the middle of the night and try to comfort him in cat form. but what happens when he confides in you his feelings you weren’t meant to hear?

ii. into your arms

you’re prone to tripping and todoroki is prone to being there to catch you. or, in which you’re a bit of a klutz and, for a reason he can’t explain, shouto wants to make sure you never get hurt.

iii. an otome addiction

you become obsessed with the characters in the otome game, mystic messenger, and your boyfriend todoroki gets a little bit jealous.

iv. strawberry scented dreams

the 3 times todoroki falls asleep on you + the 1 time you fall asleep on him. shouto is always sleepy and needs some rest, and your shoulder just happens to be the comfiest place to get it.

v. can you keep a secret?

you and shouto are secretly dating and none of your classmates know. during a study session in todoroki’s dorm, kaminari, sero, and midoriya find your lacy thong under shouto’s desk and try to figure out whose it is.

vi. frosting fights

midoriya has been feeling sad lately, so you and todoroki (try to) bake him a cake in the middle of the night. 

vii. the panty thief

modern au. “my cat steals underwear and i come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.” in which todoroki is a new cat parent and you’re his new neighbor whose panties keep disappearing.

viii. overheated 

it’s super hot out and you feel like you’re dizzy and about to faint. todoroki is there to cool you off with his right side.

ix. jealousy for dummies

jealous of all the time shouto has been spending with yaoyorozu, you hatch up a plan with bakugou to give todoroki a taste of his own medicine.

x. ghostwriter masterlist [smau]

college au. you’re an aspiring writer with a longtime crush on the ghost hunter on campus, todoroki shouto. when you two are paired up for a semester-long journalism project, you come up with the perfect, foolproof plan to get him to fall for you.

xi. hearts intertwined

roommate au. you and todoroki have been roommates for months now but have barely had more than a two minute conversation. when quarantine hits and everyone is on lockdown, you find yourself forced to spend more time with him and actually end up…enjoying it?

xii. fictional crush

class 1-a has an avatar: the last airbender marathon and you can’t help but swoon over your fictional crush, prince zuko, leaving todoroki feeling a little jealous.

xiii. letters of my love [smau]

tatbilb au. you and your friends mail out your past love letters because you want to see your old crushes’ reactions. on accident, you mail your current crush’s letter. to make it seem like your crush on bakugou is gone, you fake date another letter recipient, todoroki shouto. 

xiv. eat the rich [series]

ceo/barista au. todoroki shouto was a wealthy, young ceo who inherited his father’s enterprise. you were a barista at a local cafe who wouldn’t mind some extra cash. one day, shouto came in during an early morning shift and tipped you such a large sum of money, you were certain it had to have been an accident. to your surprise and complete pleasure: it was not.

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

i. one hell of a knockout

boxer au. bakugou is a young pro boxer climbing his way to the top of the charts. one day, his friends kirishima and ashido invite you to a match. unbeknownst to you, you end up accidentally distracting katsuki during a fight and he gets a punch landed on his face.

ii. take you out

you ask bakugou out on a picnic date to the park, but he thinks you’re challenging him to a fight. you can’t tell who is more confused when the day finally comes.

iii. kitty kisses

your boyfriend and your cat don’t get along. bakugou keeps trying to come up with different ways to get your cat to finally warm up to him. (or, in which katsuki spends 3 hours baking treats for a tsundere cat.)

iv. “you’re hot when you’re angry”

you and bakugou get into a disagreement, you get pinned underneath him, and he smirks and realizes just how hot you are when you’re pissed.

v. a soothing touch

pro hero au. katsuki is sore and stressed from a long day at work but is too stubborn to let you give him a massage.

vi. “she’s my wife”

pro hero au. when bakugou forgets his lunch in the refrigerator, you decide to deliver it to him at his agency. but when you’re there, the new receptionist calls you a bitch. bakugou responds appropriately. 

vii. cold shoulder

pro hero au. whenever you and bakugou get into a disagreement, he blasts the air conditioner until you have no choice but to ask him to cuddle.

viii. the appreciation post

pro hero au. one of the responsibilities of being a pro hero in this day and age is having a social media presence. you tag bakugou in an appreciation post while he’s out in public and he gets embarrassed in the best way possible.

ix. slip of the tongue

pro hero au. during a charity interview with the top three heroes, deku and shouto “accidentally” give away ground zero’s crush on you. you’re asked about bakugou in an interview of your own and, during a fit of excitement, accidentally let your crush on him slip.

x. the jealous type | fanart

class 1-a has a game night in the common room. bakugou sees you and todoroki getting too close for comfort and can’t stop himself from getting jealous.

xi. a forgotten anniversary

pro hero au. it yours and bakugou’s one year anniversary, but he’s so busy with hero work that he forgets. you’re hurt and upset, but katsuki may have a few tricks up his sleeve…

xii. shirt on, bra off 

aged up au. bakugou sees you take off your bra, one-handed, and he can’t help but be in a bit of awe. 

xiii. bear hugs

you see your childhood friend, bakugou, for the first time in years and you greet him with a giant bear hug...only to find yourself in the nurse’s office right after. 

xiv. call me b-a-b-y

bakugou absolutely hates when you call him pet names. he hates the smile on your face when you say it, hates the way he can’t stop blushing-- he hates it. right?

xv. fever talk | fanart

pro hero au. “side effects may include: light-headedness, disorientation, and accidental confessions of love.” you help nurse a fever-ridden ground zero back to health, but little did you know it should have come with a warning.

xvi. the language of flowers

you decide to make the most of your nature quirk by giving your crush, bakugou, endless bouquets of flowers. 

xvii. fact or fiction? [18+]

pro hero au. ground zero’s crush on you has become painfully obvious to everyone, leading to an incessant amount of shipping. one day, he gets himself off to one of the many lewd stories about the two of you and you find out.

xviii. paparazzi

pro hero au. you and ground zero go on your first date as a public couple and the paparazzi won’t stop harassing the two of you. bakugou decides to take you to his house to cook for you and things begin to heat up in the kitchen.

xix. number neighbor masterlist [smau] 

college au. in which bakugou katsuki is a grumpy and sarcastic college student just trying to get his degree and you are his bubbly number neighbor who is determined to become his new “bestie.”

xx. all that ass [nn scenario] | fanart 

a number neighbor bonus fic. one night at the gym, you see a handsome guy with so much ass, you take a picture on the sly and send it to your number neighbor, bakugou, to freak out over. but what you don’t expect is for bakugou to reply with a picture of you from the same gym.

xxi. honey, honey

pro hero au. ground zero, deku, and shouto are scheduled to have a meet-and-greet at a primary school to boost their rankings. there, bakugou unexpectedly meets a kindergarten teacher with a sweet smile who likes to call people honey.

xxii. under my patrol

pro hero au. after seeing your boyfriend cheat on you on a night you were supposed to be on a date, you mope alone at a bar. stumbling home, you crash into the famous hero, ground zero.

xxiii. found a treasure

modern au. “it’s nice that your voice was the first thing i heard today.”

xxiv. mistletoe kiss

holiday au. after a few weeks of dating, you and katsuki still haven’t kissed. you hope that will change under the mistletoe this holiday season.

KIRISHIMA EIJIROU

i. the pizza delivery guy

modern au. your roommate orders a pizza with the special instructions, “send your cutest delivery boy ;)” and you’re left in begrudging awe when it actually works.

SHINSOU HITOSHI

i. you suck at gaming masterlist [smau]

youtuber au. you’re a youtuber known for your chaotic yet wholesome content and shinsou is a gamer who keeps getting accused of being an eboy. one day you upload a video trying your hand at gaming and shinsou tweets out about how much you suck.

ii. borrowed sweaters, stolen kisses

aged up. in a game of truth or dare, you’re dared to sneak into your crush’s dorm and steal one article of clothing to wear the next day. it just so happens that the hoodie you snatched was shinsou’s favorite sweater.

iii. turn on your airdrop masterlist [smau]

modern au. you’re at a theme park when kaminari dares you to airdrop memes to the first device that pops up and reluctantly, you give in. but never would you have thought they’d send you memes back… nor could you have guessed the person you were feeling a meme-connection with was your first love and first heartbreak, shinsou hitoshi.

iv. maybe it’s fate [toya pt. 25]

a turn on your airdrop written chapter. after discovering the mememate you fell in love with was your ex-boyfriend who broke your heart, you find yourself alone in a bar with a dead phone in a poor attempt to cope. the person who helps you at 3 a.m. is the last person you want to see.

KAMINARI DENKI

i. play me a song [smau]

youtube/celeb au. you’re an actress and singer who is highly adored by youtuber, kaminari denki. after his endless simping and thirsting on twitter, you finally decide to reply to one of his tweets.

TODODEKU

i. pinky promise

a quirk sends todoroki back in time and there he sees a four year old midoriya crying in the park. what better way to cheer him up than with some strawberry ice cream?

HEADCANONS 

HC: bakugou meets his s/o’s unsupportive parents

HC: pro hero shouto meets his quirkless s/o working at a hospital

HC: todoroki absolutely does not get along with his s/o’s male best friend

HC: shouto takes care of sore s/o

HC: bakugo + kirishima get a surprise kiss from s/o

HC: todoroki and s/o bake brownies and things get a little messy

HC: todoroki and s/o go to hanami (flower viewing)

HC: s/o peppers kisses all over todoroki’s face + he turns bright red

HC: todoroki and s/o have your first date at the aquarium

HC: iida + midoriya + todoroki react to their s/o whose nose twitches when cold/concentrated

HC: sleep deprived s/o with todoroki + bakugou

HC: getting high with kirishima + bakugou + todoroki [18+]

HC: baku + kiri + todo react to s/o being catcalled

HC: you’re harassed by a stranger and, to make them stop, you grab your friend [shouto + katsuki] and give him a kiss to prove he’s your boyfriend

HC: boyfriend!denki headcanons

HC: how baku + todo + kami kiss their s/o and what they taste like

HC: bakugou + todoroki cuddling headcanons

HC: bakugou + todoroki react to their s/o squeezing their butt

HC: bakugou + todoroki find their crushes diary and accidentally read it

HC: bnha as fuckboys (kami + todo + kiri + shin)

HC: autumn with todo + baku + kiri

HC: valentine’s day with baku + todo + shin

HC: shin + todo + baku replying to flirty anons

FAKE TEXTS

FT: prank texts on your crush todoroki

[sowhowasiagain]

Do you get excited when you learn you have to dress up? Kinda, but it also makes me a bit anxious

What brand of hair spray do you use? I don’t use hairspray

Do you like it when guys wear hats? I really don’t care

Burger King, McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds, though really Hesburger is where it’s at

Would you rather visit California or Flordia? I really don’t know, I’m not really interested in either

What’s your ideal first date? I’ve never really been on a proper date, so I don’t know

If you type for awhile, do your fingers start to hurt? A bit

What do you smell right now? Ikea vanilla candle

Chinese or mexican food? Mexican

Can you play the drums? No

Are you the type of person who would study for a test for hours? Oh no, I never study for tests

Are you a lazy person? Very

If you were an animal, what animal would you be? A cat

If you were an instrument, what would you be? I don’t know, maybe like bagpipes or something

Do you hate when you’re in a good mood and one person ruins your mood? Oh yes

Are there any movies coming out that you’d like to see? Yes, can’t wait to see the new Star Wars movie

Where do you buy your underwear? Anywhere

Do you watch the show Switched at Birth? No, never heard of it

Do you hate the usual 100 questions surveys? EX: Eye color Nah, surveys are fun

What’s worse: Rude people, two-faced people or fake people? Maybe rude people

Does your house have a doorbell? Yes

Do you know someone who has dropped out of high school? I don’t think so

Can you juggle? No

Do you think you could run 3 miles right now? God no, I can’t run

What color was the shirt you wore today before changing? I was wearing like a mauve/light pink shirt earlier

Does it freak you out when random people wave to you in public? I don’t think that’s ever happened to me

Can you do the dougie? No

If you were to get a pet turtle right now, what would you name it? Kalle

What’s your most hated commercial to watch? This one really annoying ASMR candy commercial

Can you do a handstand? No

What was the last thing you charged? I’m charging my laptop and tablet right now

Without looking, what time do you think it is? I was thinking maybe 7, bit it’s actually around 9

Favorite album? I dont know

How many people named Josh do you know? None

When you were younger, did you believe you could fly? No

Favorite farm animal? Sheep

Have you ever been to a spa? Yes Has your Facebook ever been hacked? No, I don’t think so

On a scale 1-10 how relaxed are you right now? Like 7

Do you spell gray with an A or an E? E

What’s your favorite name that begins with B? Bruno

How many of your friends on here are online? Umm, I don’t know

If your son said he was gay, how would you react? I’d probably just be like okay, good for you

Apple cider or hot chocolate? I think they mean like warm cider, which I’ve never tried but it sounds kinda disgusting, so id say hot chocolate

If someone payed you $500 would you take a bath in milk? Sure, If I can fave a normal shower right after

How many people have ever said you’re perfect? Few

Twitter, Tumblr or Facebook? Facebook

Do you enjoy having time to yourself? Yes

Can you do a cart wheel? No

How many apps do you have on your phone/iPod? I don’t know but so many

Do you like Ed Sheeran? Yes Can you do ballet? No, though I’ve always wanted to

When you were a teenager, did you used to say “I hate this house!”? No

Would you rather become an author or teacher? Author Are you ever jealous of your best friend? Not really

How many people are you currently texting? One, kinda

Anything exciting coming up? Holiday in a month or so, I get to see my boyfriend again

What numbers does your password on here have? I don’t remember

This time tomorrow, what will you be doing? Probably sitting at home, watching youtube and kitting

Would you rather get money or gift cards for your birthday? Money

Have you ever been inside a recording studio? No

Would you rather visit Mars or Neptune? I don’t know, why would I wanna visit either? Do you have Instagram? Yes

Does it bother you when people keep talking to you and you want to leave? Yes, I hate it

Have you ever texted a landline phone by accident? I don’t think so

Have you ever spoken to a detective before? No

Do you like quotes about love or life better? Life

Do you have any quotes on your bedroom walls? No, I have nothing on my walls

What color is your garage? I don’t have a garage

Have you ever played laser tag? Yes, it’s so boring

Have you ever been to Cedar Point? No How are your grades this year? I decided not to do my thesis and there for not graduate so I’d say not great

Do you think you have a good singing voice? God no

Do you like it when people give you compliments? Yeah

Do you crack under pressure? Sometimes

Was your hair straight today? My hair’s never straight

Do you believe in ghosts? Sure

Do you ever share things on Facebook? Not really

Do you pick out your outfits for the next day the night before or the AM? On the day I wear them

Do you wear earrings? Yes

Do you think Hershey chocolate is the best? Ew no

What do you have first period? Nothing

Do people depend on you too much? No

Have you ever been in love? Yes, like right now

Do you hate being sad? Yes

Is anyone you’re close to in the hospital right now? I don’t think so

Do you have any cuts on you right now? Always

Do you like Steve Carell? Yeah, he’s funny

Is your wifi protected? Yes

What did you have for lunch today? Well I pretty much had my breakfast at lunchtime, so bread

How often do people write on your Facebook wall? Never

Does your phone have a cover on it? Yes

What color was your swim suit this year? Well, I have multiple ones that Ive gotten over the years. I did buy a new rainbow bikini bottom this year

How many bedroom does your house have? 1

Would you go swimming if it was 65 degrees out? I could, but probably not

Favorite flavor of popsicle? Strawberry

Do ladders scare you? No, why would they

Would you ever lie about your past? Yes

Hot dogs or hamburgers? Hamburgers

Do you have any pictures of you and your friends in your bedroom? Not yet

[prettywhenucri]

September 2018 Music Recommendations

hewwo i never use tumblr but i thought i could use it to recommend music because im lame and love to share music. these are the albums i’ve gotten into and/or enjoyed this month. please enjoy gays. remember this isn’t put in any particular order. it just how it be.

1.       Dear Evan Hansen

it’s lame i know but i only just hopped onto the musicals train and im starting with the musicals all my friends speak about 24/7. i probably don’t need to put this here because it seems everyone is already hyping this musical up already.

 anyway if you’re like the 2% of people who have no idea what DEH is it’s basically a musical about some bloke called evan hansen. he runs into a guy called connor on the first day of senior year and connor signs his cast (evan fell out of a tree and broke his arm, thats where the cast comes from). connor steals this note that evan has, because he has to write himself notes to build up his confidence. later on, connor kills himself with this note near his body so everyone thinks its a suicide note to evan. evan pretends like he knew connor and makes up this whole thing where he pretended they were friends.

im not 100% if that plot was accurate because i haven’t actually watched it, im just going on what my gf told me and what i understood from the soundtrack.

its a freaking awesome soundtrack, though. the harmonies – whew! i love evans voice too. whew. listen to it my dudes!! it’ll only take an hour to listen to the whole soundtrack. i recommend it if you’re one to enjoy goose bumps when you listen to someone belting.

favourite track: sincerely, me

this is only because i find it so freaking funny. it’s just a bunch of goofs over something that’s actually quite serious. the line, ‘but i should tell you that i think of you each night, i rub my nipples and start moaning with delight.’ it’s always dangerous to listen to this song through earphones on the way to school oops.

spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/album/0LhDyJXelg31FKLW5GDcKi?si=pgXbmPmYRnShkIp3iGqI4Q

2.       Heathers

WHOOP another musical that’s spoken about a lot. the soundtrack to this musical is Fucking Amazing. if you haven’t already listened to it, then you better go. right. now.

if you dont listen to heathers, firstly, you’re missing out. secondly, it’s a musical based on the movie heathers from 1988. the main character is veronica sawyer and shes one of the schools biggest nerds. she then meets the heathers in the bathroom and they make a pact that if she writes a bunch of forged notes then she can join their friendship group so she can be left alone. she goes on a huge journey of meeting J.D., seeing what it’s truly like to be popular, and finding out how scary her bf is. people die and shit, but im not going to say who or how. it’s up to you to find that out (unless you already know).

im not very good at condensing the plot to a story, so i am absolutely sorry if that was a terrible brief. but this isn’t about the storyline – this is about the music from the musical.

HOLY SHIT if you like 80s inspired music, then you’re in for a fucking ride.  this soundtrack is SO GOOD. the adrenaline rush you get from the songs, especially candy store and dead girl walking. also veronica??? has the best voice EVER. her vocal range is so wild and her belting at the end of dead girl walking.... i have to cry Its So Good. just her singing capabilities? amazing. i love it so much. 10/10. please listen.

favourite track: dead girl walking

i mean it’s kind of tied with candy store but i fell in love with dead girl walking first. i remember when i was sitting in art class listening to it for the first time and i got CHILLS from how intense and fast pace it was. like. i had it blasted in my ears and everyone could hear (i knew because my friend who’s listened to the soundtrack countless of times was mouthing along to the words yikes) but i just sat there, still, amazed that such a song could make me feel such a way. shes just so powerful and dominant in this song?? i will forever stan this song. i love it SO MUCH.

spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/album/1aIXRUYjG6ORo2vGnrAk0F?si=M3auSIXlQpykpe0L_PaE7Q

3.       Apricot Princess – Rex Orange County

whew??? something that isnt a musical??? damn.

but yes, i know this is very White Girl of me (i think??) but someone on my Sarahah months ago recommended him to me. it was only recently i actually thought of listening to his stuff and oh my god, i wish i hadn’t put it off as much.

i know he has other albums and eps, but i have only listened to this album so far, so im basing my opinion solely on this record. i know, sorry. i will hop onto his other stuff soon, just not yet.

his lyrics are probably my favourite thing about his music, which is unusual because the lyrics aren’t often my favourite. i always say that if you take the music away from the words, it leaves a poem or a story, but if you take the lyrics from the music, its still a song. i know that isn’t the best thing to say because i know for a fact that the lyrics of a song is sometimes essential to the mood that the artist is trying to portray with the instrumentals, and i believe that’s what rex orange county has done. it’s not often you find songs with sweet love lyrics these days (or is that me??). his way of writing is so unique and his take on love is just... wow. ive fallen in love with his lyrics. they’re so different.

favourite track: 4 seasons

oof this song is awesome because he’s talking about the story of falling in love. also??? the way the song changes all the time to something quiet and sweet to something with a lot more strings and he uses his voice more. maybe that’s to represent him falling in love? i dont know im not confident in voicing my views on the meaning of a song because i dont want to get Shanked. but yes, i love this song a lot. it’s pretty and his voice is so soothing. someone get him an asmr channel.

spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/album/2NBVxjZcbH5H1N1Ab2ExDH?si=Dk0rd5_mTfGi9UmXBgNLGg

4.       Young Sinatra – Logic

whoop whoop some hip hop. logic is so underrated. i heard of him for the first time from a presentation someone made in my english class two years ago. i’ve only come across him a few times since then, but i googled frank sinatra and this mixtape came up in my recommendations.

but hey! it’s so fucking GOOD. he’s so talented?? his flow and his SPEED. i love it so much because it just gives me the biggest rush of adrenaline. i dont really know much about the technical stuff of hip hop and rap, so i might sound like a complete dumbass, but it’s such an amazing mixtape. i like his earlier stuff way better than his new stuff (please dont kill me, this is just purely my opinion). its so FAST and amazing. i love it so much!! aaaaa.

favourite track: beggin’

nothing special, i just love this song because it always gets me going in a good mood because of the beat. i love it sm!!!

youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLB394593gU

5.       Isolation – Kali Uchis

jesus HECK ive been obsessed with this album for MONTHS. i love it so much. psychedelic pop and r&b?? yes THANK YOU.

her music is so dreamy!! her voice is so soothing!!! her harmonising is the best!!! my ears are in heaven when i listen to this record. jesus JESUS JESUS. i love her aesthetic so much. her lyrics are amazing. i love her so much and i love her vintage-esque style. who let someone become so talented?? have i already mentioned that i love her so much??

also?? when she puts a little soanish here and there in her songs, its so beautiful. spanish is such a wonderful language to hear, even when you don’t understand it. it’s really something else, and it’s amazing that shes interpreting both languages in her songs, because so many bilingual or trilingual artists dont do that. it just dhows her talent in both languages!! she’s amazing, and so is this record.

favourtie track: tomorrow

i fell in love with this song the second i heard it. it has been my favourite ever since. the harmonies really just caught me off guard because its so intense. the lyrics?? beautiful. it’s like a teenage dream style song. its so youthenising.  the chord sequence too?? it’s difficult to play on ukulele (im so bad at playing instruments holy heck i really tried with my tiny ass fingers) but it’s so beautiful. i wont ever stop talking about this song until the day i DIE.

spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/album/4EPQtdq6vvwxuYeQTrwDVY?si=-edz17oITuOs0LoLo1pKmQ

and that concludes my top 5 favourite albums from this month!! please take your time to listen to any of these and i hope i can write another one of these next month. im really trying to find a use for my tumblr and maybe this is it?? jesus im so lame, but im trying at least.

 owo thank u

[chickenfetus]

ALL!!!! (also the gemini sqUAD LOL)

im gonna enjoy a nice cup of water while doing this bc idk a tea (update i didnt drink water at all and now im dying of thirst,, also undercut bc many)

1: Golden mornings or peachy sunsets?

i dont wake up early enough to see the sunrise and when i do i never manage to take pics bc of school so peachy sunsets

2: Sugar cones or waffle cones?

idk what a sugar cone is but i like waffle cones!!! havent eaten ice cream with a cone in forever though,, i rarely eat ice cream now

3: Do you wear scarves often? do you have a favorite?

listen…. its about 33 degrees everyday but even if im in a colder country i dont wear scarves

4: How long do you lay in bed before you finally get up?

this depends?? on how motivated im feeling lmao never more than 10 minutes though because if i lay awake for that long ill just fall back asleep

5: Is there a food you’ve never had but always wanted to try?

i dont think so?? im bad at trying new things especially food

6: What does your umbrella look like?

i dont.. go outside often and whenever i do i take public transport so basically everythings sheltered so i never had a need for umbrellas

7: Do you listen to ASMR?

ive only listened to one everybody please listen to this gift

8: Rain storms or a light drizzle?

both, preferably when im indoors

9: What’s a little thing in life that you love?

hm??????????? my tags lmao 

UPDATE: i also really like reading other people’s tags and their rambles that is all

10: Favorite color aesthetic?

does the word aesthetic make this question any different from a normal favourite colour question???? if it doesnt then sky blue 

11: Wobbly lines or using a ruler?

in this house we draw lines with no ruler like men (but also because even if i did use a ruler it wouldnt be like… straight idk i cant use rulers

12:  Bright colorful living room or neutral cozy living room?

neutral cozy living room but i also love basking in sunlight 

13: Do you have any candles? what scents are they?

im not a big fan of heavy smelling products so i dont own any candles

14: Have you ever rode a horse?

i dont think so??????? ive seen horses before though

15: Do you have glasses?

without my glasses i wouldnt be able to read these questions lmao and . .. theyre also a result of watching pokemon too closely to the tv at a young age… its been like 10 years since i got glasses

16: What’s a language you’d like to speak?

japanese i tried speaking it but i got 2 embarrassed to say anything properly while i was in japan (i cant even speak english properly to a friend whyd i think i could speak another language to a stranger beats me) 

17: What’s your favorite season and favorite month in that season?

my singaporean no season ass: ? but autumn and november (is this cutting it too close to winter? idk my seasons)

18: Do you have a favorite pair of socks?

hm not really i just wear blue ankle socks a lot but my friend did give me a pair of pokemon and gudetama socks before and i adore those although i lost the gudetama ones in the uk last year she got me another pair whatd i do to deserve her?

19: Favorite Ghibli and/or disney movie

m .. um? big. hero 6?????? 

20: Disney, Dreamworks, or Pixar?

my dumb ass didnt know they were different

21: What snacks do you usually get at the theater?

i rarely go and watch movies anymore but when i did watch a lot of movies with my friend at the theater we’d get afternoon shows and sneak mcdonalds in lmao

22: What’s an underrated video game/ movie/ show you love and think it needs more recognition?

how about band? day6 i only ever play pokemon + sif + bandori so i cant say much and i rarely watch movies and a show? if its an anime id say the one i mentioned before in my one text post 

23: Would you fill your house with plants if you had a green thumb?

not really rip 

24; All plants are great but do you have a favorite?

HM mmmmmm there was this one but i forgot the name lmao pass

25: Do you have a favorite type of art style? (eg: soft looking, no to little color, sketches, crisp and clean, minimalist, pixel art etc.)

when im the … audience? what do u call it???? i like seeing all kinda of art styles!!! everyone has their own unique art style and i love it all :o

for ME,, , ive been doing art for 6 years maybe and i still cant do shit

26: What would you do if someone gave you flowers?

i would die straight up die thats such a soft concept i cant imagine myself receiving flowers thats 2 sweet oh my god wtf id combust??? i prefer leaves though is that weird i picked some nice leaves recently and im gonna give those to my friends

27: Do you like nicknames?

giving and having nicknames is my favorite past time

28: Do you still watch shows you watched when you were a kid? even from time to time?

pokemon lmao thank u 4 not ending it…. the animation has only improved and im so proud to have been watching it since the start pokemon is my special thing i love it so much!! an interest that never died down, with an anime that stays super like idk to my preference? i tried watching the new digimon stuff but i just couldnt :^( im glad they made ash stay the main character 

29: Do you still like old memes? (tell the truth)

never forget dat boi

30: Favorite Halloween costume you dressed up as? (if you don’t celebrate halloween have you ever cosplayed or would you like to? who did you cosplay as?)

we dont celebrate halloween and i would never cosplay, big shoutout to cosplayers though!!! they put in so much effort and just, respect!!!!! 

i dont know if this is an actual memory because i dont remember well but when i was younger i thiNK? i had to dress up as a swan thing i have no clue i dont even remember the performance but i might have had to ?? and dance??? or act i dont remember everythings fuzzy but i dressed up a swan once? in kindergarten ????? 

31:  Are you a fashionable person?

i have the worst fashion sense and even though jeans are nice once again the weather here doesnt allow me to be as fashionable as i can be

32: Do you like watching holiday movies?

not realyyy??? the jack frost (rip) movie was ncie????

33:  Cookies or brownies?

i live 4 chocolate chip cookies but too much is . . not preferable

34: Do you blow in the cold air just to see your breath?

no i hate breathing in & out from my mouth

35: Do you find the crickets chirping outside your window relaxing?

WELL from the great cockroach ordeal last night id probably die bc we live in an apartment building so the only way id be hearing crickets would be if they were in the ROOM 

36: Do you like cobblestone streets?

my only knowledge of cobblestone is from minecraft so idk

37:  How often do you doodle?

when school was still relevant i would doodle as soon as i picked up a pencil lmao i try not to anymore bc i doodled on my math assignment and forgot to fucking erase it and my math teacher called me out

38: When was the last time you blew bubbles?

a year ago?? i dont remember but i do remember when i was younger id try and blow bubbles at the void deck do yall kno what that is its just a space near the lift lobby anyway i swallowed the soap thing idk u know how ur supposed to blow? well i sucked the soap in yum

39: What’s your favorite random piece of decor in your house and room?

in my room its the bed and in the house its the water bottle that contains water

40: Do you bite your fingernails off or clip them more often?

i………………………… i dont actualy kno how to clip my nails and my mum would kill me if i tried but i dont bite my nails either

41: Any birthmarks?

not that i know of

42: Thoughts on freckles?

ive never actually seen someone with freckles in public before but theyre good stuff i gueess?? i dont actually have an opinion on them? everyone says theyre cute and all but im just ??? not that i hate freckles tho if u have freckles? thats cool! 

43: First video game you ever played?

pokemon pearl?? either that or megaman on my ps3 OR the bomb square guy????? idk the game name but.. ya

44: what type of bird do you hear most often outside your door?

i dont know what the bird species are but theyre small black birds not crows idk

45: Do you use gifs/ memes a lot when replying to people?

memes yes gifs no bc im not lame like jen

46: Thoughts on spring?

no comment?? i mean? its nice??????? i guess ??? if we had a spring

47: Ideal temperature outside?

oh boy 20 degrees would be enough for me but its never gotten that low before sunny island’s life

48: Cloudy, partly cloudy, or clear skies?

i like clear skies when its bright! but not too sunny and not too warm!!!!! clouds are nice to look at too though

49: How often do you hear airplanes outside?

yeah we live near an airport i dont think anybody uses????

50: Do you enjoy windy days?

windy days are my SHIT back in school our basketball court was open spaced and whenevr wind blew we could feel it man thats the life right there but i hate windy days when im sitting at home bc it flows the curtains rigth into my face i like the feel of the wind and the smell of fresh air but… curtains in my face? not 2 great so rip i close all the windows lmao

okay thank u so much 4 asking falen i love you and wow this was a lot

[sephirothmon]

83 quesitons owo

tagged by: @homo-avaruus-kasvi-e (MY BROE)

rules: answer the 83 questions and tag 20 people

im gonna put it under a cut

i dont know 20 people on here so im gonna tag less and I HAD TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINAL OF THIS CAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT A LOT OF THESE WERE REFERRING TO :(

last... 1. Drink: water

2. Phone call: i dont remember, i havent called anyone in months

3. Text message: i ate half the fettuccine

4. Song you listened to: simple and clean

5. Time you cried: about an hour ago (not for a bad reason)

have you ever... 6. Dated somebody twice: nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it:  no

8. Have been cheated on:  no

9. Lost someone special: an internet friend :(

10. Been depressed: always

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

favorite colors... 12. To wear: comfy shirts that happen to be black

13. mint or cyan

14. uhh rainbow

In the last year have you… 15. Made new friends: YEAH i made like 2

16. Fallen out of love:  no?

17. Laughed until you cried: absolutely

18. Found out somebody was talking about you: yeah..

19. Met somebody who changed you: yeah!

20. Found out who your friends are: if this means internet friends then not really.. ive never met any of them irl :(

21. Kissed somebody on your Facebook list: i dont have facebook

General 22.  How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i dont hAVE facebook

23. Do you have any pets: no but my grandparents’ cat is staying at my house cause theyre going to germany

24. Do you want to change your name: yes

25. What did you do for your last birthday: i dont remember cause im thinking about my new birthday which is 1 month away

26. What time did you wake up: 6:30 cause i have school

27. What were you doing at midnight: watching puyo puyo playthroughs..

28. Name something you can’t wait for: to finish this 6 and a half hour playthru of puyo 20th without any interruption and also to go to a con

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: when she picked me up from school

30. What are you listening to right now: crickets chirping outside my window and computer whirring (my room asmr)

31. Have you ever talked to someone named Tom: yea i had a friend named thomas in elementary school we made fun of each other

32. Something that gets on your nerves: VERY QUIET ROOMS where i can hear myself breathe. talk you cowards. 

33. Most visited website: this place, youtube, pokefarm, and dragcave

34. Hair color: blonde

35. Long or short hair: short

36. Do you have a crush on somebody: do fictional characters count

37. What do you like about yourself: i make myself laugh

38. Piercings: none

39. Blood type: idk i havent been to a doctor in 4 years

40. Nickname: uhhhh idk

41. Relationship status: single but i only accept paypal

42. Zodiac: virgo

43. Pronouns: they/ney

44. Favorite tv shows: i dont remember atm but the first thing i thought of was chowder

45. Tattoos: nah

46. Right or left handed: right mostly but the left one does its best too

47. Surgery: nope

48. Sports: swimming but i havent touched water in like 3 years. i also like to kick a ball on the roof and watch ir roll down then hit it back up

49. Vacation: i want to go to the pokecenter in japan and also go to germany for more kinder eggs

50. Pair of trainers: a what

51. Eating: water

52. Favorite drink: stuff from starbucks and fruit smoothie. lemonade is yum too esp purple lemonade its the only reason i go to red robin

53. What are you up to: writing this stuff and thinking of what to draw my friend while also rescheduling the time i need to finish watching that 6 and half hour playthru

54. Waiting for: IDEAS and conventions and time to see my fwiends

55. Want: money, more time, megaman collection for gamecube

56. Get married: no absolutely not

57. Career: uhh game designer? Spriter? Pixel artist character design idk man I'm probly gonna work at publix tbh

58. Hugs or kisses: no

59. Lips or eyes: eyes?? What

60. Shorter or taller: idk

61. Older or younger: none? :/

62. Nice arms or stomach: what

63. Hook up or relationship: none

64. Troublemaker or hesitant: both

65. Kissed a stranger: no

66. Drank hard liquor: nah

67. Lost glasses/contact lenses: sometimes I misplace them

68. Turned someone down: this is very vague but I guess

69. Sex on the first date: no

70. Broken someone’s heart: yeah definitely

71. Had your heart broken: i think

72. Been arrested: no(t yet)

73. Cried when someone died: YES???

74. Fallen for a friend: im not sure actually

Do you believe in… 75. Yourself: no lmao

76. Miracles: yeah im a bringer of good luck

77. Love at first sight: idk i dont rly care about it

78. Santa Claus: :)

79. Kiss on the first date: ?? no?

80. Angels: YES!!

81. Current best friends names: umm bucas, caeli, chancey, and theres more but idk how much they think of me as a friend

82. Eyecolor: weird blue grey

83. Favorite movie: uhhh idk lots of movies are good

you guys dont have 2 do this but i tag @samuraipudding , @fandom-trash224 , @digivolve , @solarlunarx , @stickyghoul , @jnxi (i kno we dont rly talk but u can do this if ur bored!) and anyone else that wants to do it? i know i forgot to tag some people but you can do this and @ me i guess yea

[queerloquial]

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

well i mean ‘we exist in the same space and enjoy each others company‘ is already 12/10, but go out to lunch at a favorite place, maybe take a walk afterwards holding hands. or maybe something just quiet and at-home, like playing a video game together and following it up with ordering pizza and watching netflix

im a very low-effort date, tbh

3. do you want kids?

nO. i am terrible with kids. animals i can deal with, i can understand them for the most part, kids have way too much variation

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

the first one that comes to mind is when we just went to the mall and walked around holding hands and hung out in one of the seating areas just texting each other

i rly like holding hands ok

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

i am not a person before 1 pm at the earliest

9. opinion on brown eyes?

theyre cool i guess. no strong feelings one way or another

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

theyre not dogs so i am 100% down (which probs sounds weird considering squid owns a dog and lives with three others currently but i dont have a great history with dogs y’feel me?) rodents are super adorable and reptiles seem p chill spiders n stuff, thats where i draw the line tho. if its got more than 4 legs i want it nowhere near me

13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?

well i was raised conservative christian so i think that implies a lot of things

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

idek my guy, its hard to tell when youve been attracted one person whos just happened to id with different genders at different times

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

cafes are calmer and i can buy eclairs, they win

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

video games all the way

21. favourite gay youtuber

i dont actually knowingly follow any. im just on youtube for asmr videos these days

23. have you ever been in love?

yEs, i am in love right this moment~ i think its getting close to 2 years since i first developed a crush, and our anniversary is just under 4 months away :3

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

well first of all i dont feel attraction until ive been close friends with someone for a long time, so theres that second, wanting to be/be like someone is usually aesthetically based for me, while attraction is geared more towards ‘this person has a great personality and i love being around them’, their looks are never a factor in that sense

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

the first thing coming to mind is ‘dont feel like u have to hold to like, a life schedule of dating by X age, serious by Y, engaged/married by Z’. like straight people tend to date in high school and be engaged/married in their early 20s, and it can feel weird if u dont follow that schedule no matter what your reason(s), but like. its not a bad thing to wait until youre comfy/safe/have the opportunity to get into relationship things at your own pace. dont force yourself to live the way other people are, youre just gonna make yourself miserable

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have

every time my bestie tells someone im ace/agender. like, just bc she trusts them with her own orientation doesnt mean i necessarily trust them with mine, esp bc shes a pan cis woman and ive got so many labels and fine-print modifiers i can really only be described as ‘queer’ without going into a two-hour lecture with powerpoint presentation on the realities of gender, attraction, and expression. like ok they accept ‘mainstream lgbt’ identities, but whats their opinion on ace-specs and aro-specs? nonbinary people? nb people who dont align with male-ish or female-ish genders? am i now going to be subjected to uncomfortable questions on my gender/transition thoughts? its shitty and sometimes i almost regret coming out to her tbh

[killerslowpoke]

RULES: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people (tagged by the lovely @beetumille, thanks so much!! :’>

TAGGING: ah....Im just gonna?? not do that lol, BUT if you wanna do it then go right ahead!

this is gonna get long so uhhhh

THE LAST

1. drink: water 2. phone call: my friend Katie 3. text message: mmm I dont use my phone but last person I messaged was either Katie or Silv 4. song you listened to: Burning Pile by Mother Mother 5. time you cried: a week ago or somn 6. dated someone twice: Ive barely dated anyone once honestly 7. kissed someone and regretted it: have never kissed anyone b4 8. been cheated on: uuhhhfhgjkdl sorta? This guy and I were “talking” and this one other girl was competing for his affections at the same time ....she won btw 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: gotten drunk but not thrown up yet ayyy

3 FAVORITE COLORS

12. light turquoise 13. lavender/lilac 14. lime green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yeah! 16. fallen out of love: mmmmyeah 17. laughed until you cried: yeppers 18. found out someone was talking about you: ugh yeah, and ahh yeah! 19. met someone who changed you: absolutely! 20. found out who your friends are: in good ways, yes! 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: well I’ve never kissed anyone so nope

GENERAL

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: almost all of them unfortunately 23. do you have any pets: yep; 2 cats, 1 bird, and a few fish! 24. do you want to change your name: nah, mostly cause I cant think of anything else I’d like 25. what did you do for your last birthday: had some cake, sat in my room and drew a picture until I cried cause I hated it lol

26. what time did you wake up: 9:00 am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: talking to a lovely person ;> 28. name something you can’t wait for: mob psycho 100 season 2 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 20 minutes ago when I went to go eat dinner 31. what are you listening to right now: some asmr video

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: possibly sometime throughout my life yeah

33. something that is getting on your nerves: my parents, mostly my dad tho 34. most visited website: it’s a tie between tumblr and youtube 35. hair colour: strawberry blonde? dirty blonde? it looks like wet sand

36. long or short hair: long 37. do you have a crush on someone: ahh yeah 

38. what do you like about yourself: my lips are kinda nice I guess 39. piercings: standard pair of earrings 40. blood type: AB 41. nickname: Jen, Jenny, all my url-related nicknames etc 42. relationship status: tttttaken I guess? (it’s a bit complicated sort of heh)

43. zodiac: Taurus for star, Tiger for animal 44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: don’t have one! I like too many to choose 46. tattoos: none but I might like to have one someday 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: once on my mouth, was bit by a dog and needed a couple stitches 50. sport: is this a trick question 51. vacation: somewhere that’s not too hot/not too cold

52. pair of trainers: Idk I just like the average sneakers

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: some pretzels 54. drinking: tea 55. I’m about to: play some animal crossing or draw 56. waiting for: the sweet release of death 57. want: mental stability lol 58. get married: mmmmaybe someday? 59. career: something with music, art, or animals

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: hugs! 61. lips or eyes: eyes I think 62. shorter or taller: I actually prefer same height but tall or short are both good! 63. older or younger: doesn’t particularly matter 64. nice arms or nice stomach: either or (Im v indecisive lol) 65. hookup or relationship: errrrrboth are scary so once again, either is whatever 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant. very hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: never kissed an anybody 68. drank hard liquor: yes and I wanted to die 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: I dont have either 70. turned someone down: by some miracle, yes 71. sex on the first date: what’s a date 73. had your heart broken: absolutely 74. been arrested: nope 75. cried when someone died: yes both with irl and fictional 76. fallen for a friend: I guess so!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: pffff 78. miracles: sometimes 79. love at first sight: sometimes 80. santa claus: nah 81. kiss on the first date: yeah it’s possible! 82. angels: nah

OTHER: 84. eye color: grey-blue 85. favorite movie: I have many but rn I'm stuck between Howl’s Moving Castle and The Wind Rises

[fluffi]

so should i reply in tiny font or just regular font?

hybe should do better in spreading out the comebacks of the groups under them :/ they're already at a huge advantage, might as well use it strategically. AHA streaming mvs is so convenient for a multi. the filler vids i could use in between could be mvs from the other groups that i stan. also you know what, i still haven't watched a single final performance bc im waiting for a friend to watch with me :D

i have a chinese movie recommendation in case you want something to cry over. i still love its ost and it's been months since i watched it. i'm not sure if you watched it already but more than blue. i've never cried over a movie as much as i cried for that one. the angst *chef's kiss*. i'd do anything to wipe my memory of it and watch it again for the first time.

also sungchan is mc-ing in inkigayo every sunday! and honestly, what the hell is nct hollywood :D but a part of me thinks it's just going to be a bunch of asians living in america like johnny that'll be a part of it. just a hunch tho. imagine having all 4 units coming back in a year with like 1 unit per quarter of the year. i'm not sure if sm even has the money to do this, especially when they filed bankruptcy recently.

and i've seen a lot of twitter memes saying taro's ghosted stans T_T alexa play ghosting by txt T_T sm come on give him smth to do, you're wasting talent.

the mall didn't burn down entirely (like from the outside it looked fine). the ventilation system caught fire so it was more internal—ceilings and all that. covered things with soot(?) and ashes so the entire mall was closed for nearly 2 years. and hey, i've experienced a school fire too back when i was younger. i, too, thought it was nothing but a fire drill until i saw the charred remains of the buildings behind our school : D thankfully, no one died.

the new nct track is for a samsung commercial AHAHA it's funny because nearly everyone uses apple TT_TT and the mv screams neo culture tech tho (well as it should lmao). yes, i was talking about that part in hot sauce but yes, it grew on me too.

ateez really know how to do a performance. they put the standard so high for me when it came to performing. their facial expressions and overall stage presence just impresses me. it's been a while since i've seen idols draw me to them by those standards.

ah, the long stan list! good luck in getting through it and i hope you do have fun as you go :] (also you can check out aurora by ateez and whiplash by tbz. the songs popped up in my head as i was typing this reply, you might like them)

ohhhh, what was the pd48 scandal? i don't watch survival shows so i don't know any of the stuff going on. would you care to elaborate? about their disbandment :(( i hope you're okay now tho! are the other girls still debuting in new groups? anyone eyeing an acting career instead of being an idol?

YES, A PATTERN IN THE BIASES (if you count an analysis of two ppl as a pattern, that is.) because it's the same pattern i have for my biaswreckers :D jake & seungmin, not only do they have the same animal to represent them, they have the same 'golden retriever' type of personality that just makes you go all soft. ygwim ;n; i wish i could elaborate but both boys just devastate me in the same level and my friends pointed out that they were quite similar in some aspects.

jaemin used to send really long bbl messages :< like if there was anything he loved most it was nctzens and it was obv in his messages. speaking of dream, album repackage news today! idk what to feel bc my hot sauce albums haven't even arrived yet :D + i'm dead br0ke.

how do you even manage to read 30k TT__TT i cant handle long fics bc of my attention span :D also, yes, i found the user now, i'll check if i'll like their works soon. <33

YES YOU SHOULDVE BEEN THERE T_T what a day that was. i think seungmin is still sweet and active in bbl. not a single cent goes to waste with him. also i think i'll post the drabble some time this month.

and oml seungmin vs jake :o let's see how that goes O.O XDD

clickity-clackity AHAH do you have a mechanical keyboard? :c i wanted one too but i haven't got around to saving up for one. but yes indeed, typing asmr v relaxing \m/

sunny hyuck day, fullsun sunday, fullsunday T_T feels were very strong that day. i kept seeing edits on my twt tl and i would just s o b : D i've only stanned nct for a year but i've seen him grow so much i just wanted to crie i love him sm :') yk my mom didn't cook spaghetti for my birthday, but she cooked for hyuck's? : D

and i checked ur recs blog and indeed, full of nct T_T

also have i mentioned that your desktop thing amuses me so much HAHAH i got confused for a sec if i had twt opened or tumblr. plus, i've been wanting to mention that i noticed that our mobile themes are opposites. black and red, white and blue. it's cute XDD <3

help, people have been telling me that our asks are long but i highkey love it. i added a ‘keep reading’ for the mobile users though, sorry in advance hh.

honestly, both works. tiny font saves space but regular font does more justice for my poor eyes haha. its your call!

hybe comebacks :( yeah enhypen got lucky because they came back right before cb season so they got three wins (yay)! on the bright side, txt just got their first win and bts has six wins, so it all works out i guess. omg yes, the streaming thing is perfect. i stan like 20 groups so i have a never-ending cycle of filler mvs and its always so helpful. ooh for the final performances - you wont regret watching any of them! literally wild, kingdom's budget and talent are wild.

ooh, I don't watch any cdramas lmao. i want to but i can barely finish kdramas. if its a movie ill watch it! ive never heard of more than blue but ill check it out <3 where can i watch it?

yes yes i have just realized that sungchan is yujin's co-mc! i watched their special stage (which is literally adorable) and was today years old when i realized that the dude is sungchan pls. nct hollywood was so unexpected and i still have mixed feelings about it now. LMAO JUST ASIANS LIVING IN AMERICA...help. that would be interesting (?) but the concept reminds me of those horrendous awesomeness tv shows. lets hope sm pulls this off well and proves me wrong. lmao all 4 units coming back would probably happen, but i hope none of them get overworked :( i constantly feel like mork lee has four clones :'( also...sm filed bankcruptcy??? dang, what happened?

ugh omg yeah shotaros talent is seriously being wasted in the basement right now. as for fires, scary T-T i wasnt that fazed by them until the australia wildfires happened, and i learned about the consequences of fire and got really scared. its good that the entire mall didnt burn down though! although its weird that no one is opening it :( schools really need to tell us the difference between drills though, it might be dangerous for those rebellious kids.

yeah i just realized that the nct track is an endorsement which partly explains why i cant listen to it. the mv's visuals are stunning!! the set and people are so gorgeous aa i cant

oh yeah im not an atiny but i have acknowledged since 2020 that they have one of the best, if not the best stage presence and expressions on stage for 4th gen. i think their only worthy competitor would be stray kids actually. theyre truly one of a kind and all of them are cute especially that yeosang guy. i will definitely check out your song recommendations though!

oof the pd48 scandal is extremely complicated. to condense it in a few statements: all of the girls' rankings have been rigged since the very beginning and it was rumored that they already had their end group before the show even started. it was like this for pf48 and pdx101 (group x1) which was why x1 disbanded within a month of debuting, and izone were on hiatus for like 4 months. im not the best at explaining stuff like this haha, but i think you get it. you can check out yt or search up 'pd48 scandal', a ton of articles and videos. as for new groups, nothing has been made clear yet. theyve only made instagram handles for now and appeared on variety shows haha. as for acting career, hyewon was supposed to do acting but was forced to join pd48 so maybe she'll continue acting afterwards? nothing is confirmed yet!

lmao two similarities, its okay it counts. ah, true, i can see their similarities now that youve mentioned it, as well as how jeno is kind of like that. however, i am currently attached to jaemin so we'll see what happens from there hehe. i swerve easily.

jaemin on bubble grr, that would be a whole experience. from the bare minimum of vidoes ive seen for him wbk jaemin is so whipped for czennies. ah yes repackage! i saw the post on instagram and went to the comments to see everything screaming ‘iM bROke!’ and it was lowkey hilarious lmao. kpop is really trying to suck our money T-T.

ope the longest fic ive read is like...40k words i think? and it was by jeonginks. ill read anything eiko produces lmao, theres always so much substance in her work. ooh, tell me what you think of luvdsc’s stuff, i just finished binging their entire masterlist lmao.

seungmin vs jake yeah, i havent been catching up on skz enha content because im still obsessing over the dreamies but when that saga is over then im going to focus on my ults lmao (which might include dream soon, hehe).

yes yes i have a mechanical bluetooth keyboard that i use to connect to my computer! it literally sounds amazing lmao, its only 10am here but i feel like im going to doze off from the clickity clackitys already. i cant wait for you to get one! tell me when you do, we can match hehe.

hyuck is an aodrable brat please. hes like the best comedian of nct at this point, so hilarious and filled with variety i love him. he rose up my bias list pretty fast too. LMAO YOUR MOM IS SO COOL I LOVE HER ALREADY. if only my mom would cook for my ults’ borndays.

yes my rec blog is a mess right now, ill organize it soon haha.

omg thank you and yes my website theme is one-of-a-kind. even i get confused when i open it or edit it, and i constantly get comments about it. also i just realized our opposing theme colors and i love it! its adorable.

[aesthetic-lover77]

Tumblr Questions

1. What’s your middle name?

The name I usually go by. Danielle. (My full name is Odafenikhoa Danielle Aigbodion (don't try to pronounce it))

2. What are you listening to right now?

Nothing, really. I'm watching some ASMR, if that counts. The last song I listened to was "Lost Boy" by Ruth B.

3. What was the last thing you ate?

Don't remember. I think it was Yorks (the peppermint pattie).

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mother :)

5. Do you drink?

Nope :)

6. Do you smoke?

Nope :)

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?

Face. It's always the face. Or the personality.

8. What is your hair color?

Blue and Black

9. What is your eye color?

A very dark brown that legit looks like black

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?

Do sunglasses count?

11. Dogs or cats?

Hm. I love cats and dogs, but sometimes dogs are too...jumpy. Cats are calm and fwuffy :3

(Me and my friends at school made a very stupid joke saying: "The dog is dogged.")

12. What’s your favorite animal?

Unicorn. Peacock. Lion. Fat Fucking Pigs.

13. What’s your favorite television show?

I don't really have one, but "Riverdale," "Pretty Little Liars," and "Married To Medicine" are a few to name.

14. What’s your favorite movie?

"Matilda." "The Parent Trap." Pretty much all the "Chucky" movies.

15. What’s your favorite band/singer?

Panic! At The Disco

Fall Out Boy

Twenty One Pilots

My Chemical Romance

I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

The Young Veins

Billie Eilish

Melanie Martinez

Etc? Etc.

16. How old are you?

I rather not say :)

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Yep.

18. What’s your sexual orientation?

Pansexual :)

19. What’s your favorite color?

Black. Dark Purple. Dark Blue. A very light shade of Baby Pink. A very dark shade of Pink.

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?

I don't remember, to be honest.

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?

All. The. Goddamn. Time.

22. What were you like when you were a kid?

I was one weird ass child.

23. What would your dream house be like?

A fucking castle.

24. What last made you laugh?

My friend putting mint chapstick under her eyes.

25. What is your favorite word?

I don't know.

26. What is your least favorite word?

I also don't know.

27. What turns you on?

No answer :)

28. What turns you off?

No answer :)

29. What is your star sign?

Taurus.  

30. What are your favorite books?

"Wonderstruck." "Windfall." All the books in the F(ive)N(ights)A(t)F(reddy's) Series.

31. Do you have any siblings?

Yes, I do. One is 3 y/o (boy) and one is turning 22 (girl).

32. Do you like to dance?

It depends.

33. What is your definition of cheating?

When someone goes out of their way/marriage to fuck someone else besides their loyal spouse.

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Nope.

35. Do you regret anything?

A lot.

36. Do you have any phobias?

Not that I can think of, no.

37. Ever broken any bones?

Never.

38. Ever come close to death?

Not that I know of, no.

39. What is your religion, if any?

Catholic Christian. If I have to get to any detail, ROMAN Catholic Christian.

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?

Never.

41. Are looks important in a relationship?

Meh. They're just a small percentage. Characteristics dominate.

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?

People say I look like my dad, but I don't see it. But have both of my parents' personalities.

43. What is your favorite season?

Spring. It's not too hot, not too cold.

44. Do you have any tattoos?

No, but I want some.

45. Do you have any piercings?

Yep! Ear piercings.

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

I've had 1. (I rather not get into detail with him)

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

Yes.

48. Who is your celebrity crush?

Pete Wentz.

Patrick Stump.

Brendon Urie.

Josh Dun.

Tyler Joseph.

Dallon Weekes.

Ryan Ross.

Spencer Smith.

Need I say more?

49. Are you a virgin?

Yes.

50. Do you get jealous easily?

It depends.

51. What is your favorite type of food?

Italian and Nigerian food are SOO good.

52. Do you ever want to get married?

Yes.

53. Who was your first kiss with?

Um...not gonna say...

54. Have you ever been cheated on?

No.

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Pretty much a lazy day.

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

I hate outdoors (sometimes).

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?

I mean, I need a good reason why to believe it.

58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with?

Drawing. Singing (I'm an okay singer).

59. What is your saddest memory?

When I found out my grandfather died.

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not really.

61. Do you believe in soul mates?

Yes, I do.

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yes.

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?

Yup.

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?

Stealing. Scamming.

65. What are three things most people don’t know about you?

1.) I'm Nigerian, not Asian.

2.) I'm very smart and have a rare sense of humor.

3.) I'm different from the rest.

66. Who are you jealous of?

Nobody. I'm living my life perfectly bitch.

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?

No.

68. How long was your longest relationship?

2 Months (It's very complicated.)

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?

Well, it depends on your mood.

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Give me a lap dance (BAHAHAHAHA)

71. Who is your most loyal friend?

I don't wanna say her name. I respect her privacy.

72. Are you in a relationship?

Well...yes and no...

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Her/His/Their humor. Her/His/Their Personality.  

74. Are you a bad person?

No. People think I am, but I'm not.

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?

Both.

76. What did you do on your last birthday?

Have about 20 pieces of cake :)

77. What is your favorite quote and why?

"Love Is Not A Choice" ~ Brendon Urie ~ Girls/Girls/Boys ~ Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die! ~ Panic! At The Disco.

Why?

Because love is NOT a choice.

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?

Cry.

Then find the motherfucker who did it.

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

My life :)

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

Listen to a bunch of albums, eat a bunch of food, and be lazy.

81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?

Um...

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

In a relationship.

83. Who were you in a past life?

I don't fucking know!

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

When my brother was born :)

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yep.

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

Yes, and it was freaky.

87. If you were the president, what would you do?

Legit pamper my school and all my friends and let everyone else SUFFER (jkjk)

88. What is your ideal career?

A surgeon.

89. What is your political affiliation?

I don't really know about that one.

90. Are you conservative or liberal?

Liberal(?)

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?

I mean. Girls have curves. And boobs.

Guys have abs. And dicks.

92. Do you like kissing in public?

Meh. I mean, if it's just a peck, sure. But it has to be appropriate timing.

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?

I would change every bad thing in this world.

94. Where would you like to live?

Right here in my home state (Rhode Island) or New York.

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?

Hawaii, Paris, or England.

96. Describe yourself in one word.

Me!

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.

I may seem calm when you first met me, but when you really get to know me, I'm one crazy-ass person.