#its pretty fucked up for people to ignore it's name and pronouns

[jrwi-transgender-swag]

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FISH N CHIPS DIVORCE SHOWDOWN !!!

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Chip

"gestures at him wildly look at him man " - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "Well he's a pirate and that's already very trans coded. He bases his personality and general vibe off people he looks up to which is giving gender envy. The only way Chip could ever be cis to me is if he was the token cishet but he's neither so like… Trans boyy (my words are failing me but you get it)" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "literally the transest guy of all time (loser edition). tits out tuesday. man with tits monday. like. transgender moment real " - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "He was picked up by pirates at a young age pre-pueberty. He then spent most of his childhood in a gang. This kid was so malnourished everyone just assumed he was a guy and he went with it since his puberty was so fucked. My transmasc agender king" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "fucking look at him. most transgender motherfucker to ever exist. we'll never know what his actual name was because he was named based on his first home, the black rose pirates ship. his tattoos go over his top surgery scars" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "he’s just . he just kinda is yknow" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag

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Gillion Tidestrider

"4 of the 5 JRWI fans I actually know fall under the transgender umbrella and all of them are absolutely in love with Gillion so here’s got to have something going on there" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "dude hes a fucking fish what else do you want from me. he has it all. the religious trauma. the swagger. the autism. he even has a cool fucking sword. his entire backstory is him being forced into a role against his will and only when he finds others does he get to fully embrace himself come the fuck ON" - Submitted For All Swag "he literally has gilded top surgery scars (saturn art that proves this even if it’s noncanon) that kind of trans swag cannot be ignored!! fucking!! golden scars!!! that shit kicks so much ass are you kidding!!! the koolest fish trans boy ever my goal in life truly" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "same sorta thing as jay, he has this whole arc of changing from trying to live up to expectations to just being what he wants and thinks is good (very trans of him). also he's a fish guy and probably has no understanding of gender, at least in oversea terms. and he canonically referred to himself with it/its pronouns one time which. yes. i think his titles are like pronouns to him, like in the undersea you refer to yourself by describing yourself and your achievements (pretty sure that's actually a triton thing in actual dnd who knows). he is the chosen one and the chosen one was referred to with they/them pronouns for a reason (definitely because the chosen one is genderqueer and not just to be inclusive mhm you can trust me i have no biases, the goddesses told me themselves)" - Submitted For Nonbinary Swag "gives birthout of his pussy?"  - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "he is like sooo xenogenderr. that fish is just transgender im so sorry. too swagful not to be." - Submitted For Secret Fourth Swag

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[username-661]

Wanna make it clear now this isn't attacking dallennye, I HAVE to address it because he used my legal name as a 12 year old (Its on his channel public so blame him if you want this down) and I want my side out just so people know

I'm only posting this here because I had deleted my other accounts and do not want drama with them

*Yes dallennye I noticed your "friends" accounts a month old threatening me to harm myself and how no one cares and to stay quiet. Your not intimidating me to stay quiet anymore, he did this same shit to me in 2023, when I was 12-13

Anyway

Started while, I was late 12/ early 13. I had friended him over a video on funtime foxy being male because I've never had a lot in common with my friends I think It came to a video on the charters told him what I thought he is older said by himself he was 14-15 then is 16 now and yeah I said funtime freddy is female dumb sure but again a kid and can think how I want, 100℅ he should have known better attacking me on how I was dumb I made channels defending myself he had people attack my mains constantly, and I decided to stop replying after my fee videos, in these I just went over what he did. Tbh all he did was call me names and claim I'm lying even though it seems weird what is this kid even replying to then..? Yeah I think people should have questioned him more. But during that time he took a lot of my friends he did photoshop stuff of me to start drama because I blocked him another thing to mention I told him it was harassment as he forced me to talk to him on all my other socials (that is the definition of harassment to force contact) he claims I am harassing him after yet also states I blocked him therefore neither makes sense you cannot be harassed and blocked. I wanna admit to my faults too but I won't make him look innocent in anyway.

I had made fake accounts but not for bad, his were to mock me and attack me, mine I faked having a friend who stood up for me It's weird but a lot of my friends didn't wanna be in drama and I felt sorta alone. Let's call them "Lily", same user Dallennye, Imma call DN, DN pretty much had attacked the account and made a video "exposing" my vents to keep me quiet, I dunno what to say although it was wrong I made a fake friend its worse he did this because it didn't harm him in anyway and again his age (He did use autism in the past to justify this but made a video mocking autistic people when I questioned it on Deviantart, I won't say I was nicely saying it but having a older kid insult you 24/7 and claim your doing bad shit when your ignoring them sucks). I'm just telling a few stories BTW, and yeah he was attacking me and one day I came inside (I slept in a car during that time) and had told my mom this was around 2023, my mom had talked to him and well he made sexists comments on women not being able to stand up for themselves ect he kept calling my mom and sister "he/him" pronouns, It did stop after he did it one day when I was at school mom got on a discord call with him and ig he saw it wasn't a dude at all nor a friend, I still thank mom for that his video crying but he told me never to tell a parent and basically I think thats creepy as fuck...I do think he might not have a mom as his hatred for the idea od mehaving one I am not to upset just feel pity for him. Around the time after that since I didn't reply for most of it, I was reporting and doing a RP with someone in reports for therapic not to expose or target DN, unlike what he said I didn't watch his videos all his old ones all he did was name-call me. I do not even have the same device he has and I do not get reports then so how it is justified I sent death threats that is true he kept "exposing" me for things he knew i didn't do taking my friends ect and yeah school bullying cuz I came out about my then GF, but still I do say its wrong I do not support that AT ALL it doesn't change I didn't even know he could have saw it, some people would just describe the videos slightly to me again I didn't even wanna hear it for the most part. I don't have a great memory but for that the cats that I will not apologize to him especially not because he still plays victim and refuses to apologize or even admit bad shit he did, and he did a lot, I do not feel bad for him but it was not right, I did see he attacked his own two friends in series because I wasn't around to mock I guess? Well I made fake accounts with a good name I'd say trying to make him see it as bad he didn't care and tried to normalize using younger kids for views and targeting, it didn't matter he blocked made a new one and he just got annoyed so I left.

That was mostly all I did but I tried to come out he had his "friends" although they claim to have known nothing about it, attacked me and even recently for coming out I was told to harm myself by two people, told no one cares ect. That definitely is t a consequence and the reality is no friend would do that for someone I knew him personally he isn't very nice stays away and constantly wants things to make his own success or he did when I was 12-13 his younger friend (which is gross to use kids for fame and actually illegal read the guidelines) After coming out all hell basically people pretending to be me, and claiming I attacked them on sites he publicly has accounts on like Roblox wich I didn't even have at the time so it couldn't have been me these accounts having the same pattern as his old accounts and after I explain to them what I think it is they weirdly disappear lol, after I called it out on the same site people claiming to know me randomly in toxic settings, non being true believe it or not I block people after leaving my point. DN knew that again that's why he was mad I blocked him but it proves that isn't even normal behavior for me. Its VERY suspicious but I don't eanna point figures yet, I won't use this page after this as DN is having people stalk me and treat me horribly for saying anything this was true years ago and he is actually the main cause of my self harm relapse as he had encouraged people to believe I was toxic when he used my bad mental state against me, having others around his age again he is old enough to know better, there is no what he did is ok, not saying what I did was either but I just turned dam 14 not even long ago, I was stuck in a s3xua//y abu5ive relationship as well with a girl, it isn't helpful at all. I will not stay quiet.

"Why am I admitting my bad's to?" Mostly because I should. Karma isn't real never believe it never will because look at it nothing happens. I do not care I simply refuse to live a lie just because he wants to and mostly for my religion as a atheist satanist.

And for proof, his whole channel is the dam proof just look at the holes in his story if you really cared... None of what he says actually makes sense if you compare it to my actions as well, another thing to note if that DN also mocks me publicly not something victims do he give me f*@$-king PTSD and the name and old profile still bothers me inside, he doesn't experience even a fraction of what he did to me. He isn't a victim...

Also apologize for the spamming posts (Not for DN ofc he doesn't derseve it <3)

"Someone" keeps pretending to be me, funny enough that the 'me" acted exactly how he claimed I acted and if you met me you knew it wasn't alike.. I think he just pretended to be me straight up to get himself followers of pity It's gross and sad. He did admit to using fake editor apps when he made the video "Its a joke" and "___ is a karen!" he called me names a lot for being a victim.. And yeah he exposed the app in those videos so that's that for you, it's because I had proof I was at the candy store therefore he lied about me talking to him and "admitting". Also the comment "No one will help if it's online" Shows he knows it's malicious... DO A BACKUP CHECK ON HIS CHANNEL.

Hope one day the truth can be out and accepted not attacked to protect a person who only wanted fame. Doesn't help that recently he made a homophobic comment on how its not right because gay which yes is homophobic and against rights in ways he was caught attacking a kid for the same thing he did to me (a characters gender in uh that fluffy animal series i dunno its name he mocked user who pointed it out and the post is STILL up so give a look if he did it to someone else in 2024 is it odd he would do it to me in 2023..?.)

You can be his friend all you want but don't come near me I'm so sick of him using his underaged friends as bait he did that to someone I knew IRL she still liked me then and didn't even know it was wrong to pretend to be someone else for a "friend" It's gross. And I don't respect it but you can I did it ended me badly, he was my friend once, see what happens to you.

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The fact after this someone threatened my life and I was getting targeted more wtf... Says stuff 100℅.

Over more events I did not call him a pedophile he took my words out of context BADLY, I had said it is weird he talks to my younger friends as a 13 year old to talk in private with their legal phone numbers when he is 15. That isn't normal they were 8-10 years old. He just said I meant that I didn't I thought he was gonna manipulate them to attack kids like he did with my sister.

[flameswallower]

I'm genuinely very sad that twitter is slowly dying. There just aren't good alternatives for me-- this website and blue sky are the closest, but not only will trying to build a following be pretty exhausting, the culture on both sites is terminally square. Sorry, but it's true! In different ways; still, nevertheless.

The culture on twitter, conversely, was always a toxic waste pit, but in ways I generally found/find it easier to evade or ignore than most people seem to. Some of that is luck; some of it's that I'm white and not a woman or someone who reads to most people as a woman, and I don't get into direct arguments with transphobes, and so I evade the worst harassment brigades.

But I think a lot of it comes down to the same reason I prefer to hang out with overtly "mean" and "scary" people than with "nice" people sometimes. I would rather be in a situation where

1.) I know others can stand up to me and won't take any bullshit if I accidentally make them uncomfortable, overstep boundaries, etc.;

2.) conflict and disagreement will not be perceived as abusive or as The End Of the World, ditto if I have an Oops! It's the Autism/ADHD! moment and respond in a socially inappropriate way because I misunderstood a situation or couldn't control my impulse to say something/laugh at something I found funny;

3.) I need not fear that anybody will clutch their pearls and get on my case for being a little *~**edgy**~*, for existing as a sexual being, for using drugs, for describing things that have happened to me in the past, for writing horror fiction that sometimes deals with extreme or taboo subject matter, for not keeping myself scrupulously PG-rated the way I would around children when I'm with other adults, and/or for inadvertently saying something insensitive/ignorant that I later apologize for;

4.) my contrarianism gets to manifest as being kind and considerate and unusually patient/open/compassionate with people who are being jagoffs or are clearly disturbed or whatever, as opposed to manifesting in argumentative behavior, pushing boundaries, and telling people to go fuck themselves

Basically, I need to find the social media platform or subsection thereof that's equivalent to a group of goths and punks in a condemned building imbibing unwise chemical combinations and giving each other terrible stick-and-pokes of cartoon characters smoking weed or doing tijuana bible shit. One of the punks named himself a slur (it's okay, he can reclaim it). Several of the goths are sex workers. Practically everybody has been to the psych ward, jail, or both. A few people use it/its pronouns specifically as a fuck you to normies. One girl's clothes are filled with rats.

[kedakirahei]

Woah. an actual, proper intro/pin post?

Hey! Yeah, I'm finally making one of these. about time, too! ALT ACC: @c4tt41l-the-stupid

I go by LITERALLY dozens of names, but four that I will always respond to are Zeph/Zephyr, C4TT41L, and Keda. im the guy who cant make up his mind when it comes to shipping characters haha, multishipping fun

I am not religious and never will be. When I swear to something or the like, i most likely will replace a word with 'Void' or 'The ancients', 'Three Moons', 'By the stars', 'In the name of THE DREAMER', etc...

I am a yucky little self-shipper (Thats right- I ship my ocs and self inserts with canon characters). If you don't like that, please do not bother me about it. I don't want to hear it. If it bothers you that much, you can just block my account or ignore me. Thank you.

Transmasculine! Please respect my pronouns- HE/THEY preferred!

I accept everyone and anyone, xenogenders, neopronouns, homoflexible, etc.

...well.. almost everyone..

....Except for you disgusting Pro/Com shippers, Ableist, "Super Straights", TERFS, Shota/Lolicons, "MAP"/Pedos, Zoos, Etc, Get off of my fucking blog, NOW. You are NOT welcome here, not now, and not EVER. That goes for all other problematic and disgusting-acting people. if you fall under the general DNI list, do not interact with me.

Despite being English (U.S.A), I tend to be really fuckin trash at speaking my own native tongue. I am trying to learn:

Spanish

Norwegian

Proud shipper of HOURGLASS/SPEEDRUN (SHATTERED OMORI x LICKETY-SPLIT KEL), SHUTTERBOMB (STRANGER X LETTERBREY) and NIGHTSHADE/OREOSUNDAE (STRANGER X OMORI)

Sometimes, I project onto characters i like, so hope that doesn't bother you guys! I mostly project onto my OCs, though. Those posts will often be dark in theme, so be wary.

■ ♡ ☆ I AM A MINOR. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE SEXUAL OR SUGGESTIVE JOKES TO ME UNLESS YOU'RE A FRIEND THAT I'M FINE WITH DOING THAT, ITS JUST COMMON DECENCY, DONT DONT FOLLOW ME IF YOU POST NSFW!☆ ♡ ■

stupid extra words and information under cut

• I was diagnosed with ADHD and autism at a pretty young age, at around 2.

• I have a really bad time reading tone over text. Please try not to be too rude to me, it actually hits a lot harder than you think. Alternatively, use tone tags.

• I make AUs then drop it like a hot potato. please dont expect me to be consistent with anything, especially not AUs and art i make.

• If I like alot of your posts, its because i have no life and constantly check my dash every day. I am chronically online.

• i will have periods of complete inactivity, especially when it comes to my drawings.

• I struggle to control how i am feeling and tend to have outbursts of anger commonly, tending to take that out on my characters and sometimes others. Please know if i say something rude, i do not mean it, and PLEASE TELL ME WHEN IM GOING OVERBOARD.

• My askbox is ALWAYS open until i say otherwise! Don't be afraid to speak to me, i don't bite!

• I am a Multifandomic Mess. I might switch fandoms in a week, then go back or whatever.

• I use "Dude", "Bro", "Homie", etc in a gender neutral way. If you dont like these nicknames, Do tell me and I will stop calling you it!!

• i use "<3" platonically when i am talking to a person. My actual heart goes to my fictional characters aha

• Tag requests are okay, don't be shy!

• I am a big shipper of characters, and i mean BIG, i am SO INDECISIVE.... Artisaint, SolarFlare NIGHTSHADE/OREOSUNDAE, SHUTTERBOMB, and HOURGLASS/SPEEDRUN are my main ones. I do like all other non-problematic ships tho!

• I repeat things on occasion. Do tell if I have repeated something over and over multiple times.

THE AMOUNT OF TAGS I AM GOING TO ADD IS PAIN.

[gildinbainas]

name: dani, the mfkn og pharaoh and dragon queen 💞

pronouns: she/her or they/them idc really

preference of communication: asks or tumblr IM. i have discord, but honestly, I've had way too many experiences of people wanting to chat until they get a hard no from me on something they want to explore in RP and I don't. so disc is reserved for mostly friends now :/

experience / how many years: i'm not really sure. i'm sure i've been here about 10 years? or 10+ years but i've been kinda off and on so idk. we'll say 10+ for tumblr. as far as RPing goes, its been longer because i started in high school. a girl introduced me to chat style RP and then para RPing in forums and then later facebo/ok. so i've got plenty of experience all around.

rp pet peeves: people who roll up on my blog waxing poetics and everything is fine until they propose something that i don't want to do? usually it involves smut, or forcing my muse into a role they're not comfortable in or pushing for storylines that don't really connect with me or my character. --- stalking. --- getting mad because i ship with only one version of certain characters --- trying to make me jealous because i may not have time or the inspiration to give you my undivided attention all the time --- BIG GIFS --- smut blogs that only want to bottom

fluff, angst, or smut: i LOVE fluff. too much angst bores me. i like action. smut IF there's a strong chemistry between our characters in canon and in writing. but im a whore for fluffy / slice of life shit

long or short replies: i tend to write long ass novella stuff with my mains and can get bored easily with short things if the conversation isn't good if we're threading. i do try to keep some short stuff in the mix but my threads tend to be pretty long and im liable to ignore people who only do short things. its just not my thing

time to write: none. i literally have zero time to fucking write these days. i pop on when i can and cater to those who continuously show interest.

are you like your muses: LOLOLOLOLOLOL weeeeeeell i guess if i had to say im like one of my muses, its probably atem. we're both sus af of people. don't like being touched without permission. no time for stupid people. no time for endless drama. we are quick tempered. hold grudges ( working on that though ). um... he has more girly habits than i do though.---and i guess you could say like charles, im probably too nice at times? and a pacifist at heart. dont think i could ever hurt someone. its just not in me to hurt people unless im like atem and verbally annihilating them from a to z when mad. or beating them senseless in a children's card game --- oh and at home im pretty quiet like atem / gaara. i speak only when necessary in large gatherings so there you go.

tagged by: @sanguinelupus

tagging: anyone who wants to

[yumesweets]

Ok while y’all are here I may as well introduce my mad scientist oc that I am selfshipping with, he looks like this (art by me!!)

Info about him under the cut

Name: Rory Fallon / Dr. Rainbow

Age: 34

Height: 5’7”

Gender: AMAB genderqueer

Pronouns: he/him, it/its, they/them

Orientation: Abrosexual

Birthday: September 22

Alignment: True Neutral

Occupation: geneticist

Voice Claim: Yusuke from Persona 5 (just imagine it more flat bc he has flat affect)

Fun facts:

- he is a superhuman! (in my story that’s just a human with enhanced strength, endurance, durability, and lifespans, they’re also mostly resistant to diseases. They’re generally pretty hard to kill. they don’t have superior intellect or anything, Rory just happens to be highly intelligent)

- he is autistic, has ASPD and level 10 misophonia… has minor claustrophobia/panic disorder as well. He also has amnesia, not from any disorder tho, it was forced. He doesn’t remember his past at all due to this.

- does experiment on others, of course; his work mostly consists of altering DNA/genetics to create something new or interesting. He mostly is pretty humane about the whole thing, preferring to inflict as little pain as possible and lets the person go after he is done experimenting on them (unless he deems the project a failure in which case they are Murdered), unless the subject pisses him off or if he finds out the person was some kind of fucked up criminal, then he’s more apt to being sadistic

- he forgets to eat a lot and can be found passed out occasionally due to this… he also has poor immune health and is rather underweight

- he is comically ignorant on things of sexual and romantic nature, and such topics fluster him greatly. When flustered he tends to make various high pitched squeaking noises. He also reacts pretty strongly to being complimented

- he does not like music much. Will tolerate ‘soft’ music though, as long as the volume is low

- he’s into fashion (will not admit this). He’s into blogging too, but he hides his identity

- there are no technical ethnicities in the story he is from due to it being not earth (it’s called Orythia instead) but if I had to give him something I’d say he’s mixed white n japanese

- hates anything flavorful and as such his taste in food is very bland. Also hates a great number of textures, and is considered an extremely picky eater

- it’s extremely hard to get his attention when he is absorbed in something, he gets lost in thought very easily and intensely, sometimes to the point where he does not acknowledge or react to physical touch. It should be noted he absolutely loathes being touched without permission, he either freezes up or becomes violent towards the perpetrator, it depends on who’s bothering him.

- has little patience when it comes to others he doesn’t care much for, he will absolutely be direct in stating that he feels someone may be wasting his time or should go away if he feels he is being bothered

- for people he DOES care about, he gets very passionately defensive over them, especially if they talk down on themselves - he WILL go into a sobbing fit or get angry (not at the person, it’s just a reaction in itself)

There’s def a lot more to him but I’ll talk about that another time! Just thought I’d give a basic rundown of him hehe

[pawblematic-moved]

︶꒦꒷ . Girl intruder with no future, a computer claims my soul—burdened with a nasty burning, obscene yearning for control . ꒷꒦︶

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 🐈 —I’m Kitty! Carpet Kitty for the unfamiliar, meow... My name hoards include Avalona, Nepeta, Gizmo, Nyan Cat or Balloon Boy/BB! The nicknames I accept areeeee... Kittie, Kibbie, Koshka, Klittie, Gatita, Kedi, Kedicik and... well, anything really so long as you're niceys about what you call me ⁠☆

It/Its pronouns (She/her only if we're close, cat related neopronouns like kit/meow are a-okay too!), no they, no he unless we’re close. 1600+ in da soul, bodily 17 years old. Genderless librafem girlthing & androromantic, as well as hyperromantic and hypersexual! Certified Brazilian pretty girl.... miau miau miau～... the pretty kitty is unfortunately single and all alone though ;____; So, ratmen and catmen especially, hit up the Carpet's DMs if you're looking for a meowing PERV to be obsessed with you to no end!!! ♡♡♡

You can see my other forms here! ^________^

🐾🧶 A lil objectophile! ‘M a sucker for industrial machinery of ALL! KINDS! ....And kyute lil plushies, too. All my wee cat organs are now thoroughly filled with catnip, kitten milk replacer and strawberry Corote due to how oftenly they are consumed by me and my hungry feline-carpetic self. nnyaaa.... 🧶🐾

→ I am on Tccblr! My current favorite cases are: Columbine High School shooting, Massacre de Suzano, Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, Nevada-tan and Andrew Blaze! Feel free to share any cases you think I’d like too! (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Previously @/catgirlcarpet! I deactivated during a panic attack, nya... (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

at times, i get a little cruel.

I believe in love above allllll, so don’t be a fucking meanie about people having fun n’ being silly and happy and we won’t have any problems ⁠☆ Also no we don’t sell any grapes here this is a lemonade stand fuck you.

Please talk to me about my husbands, especiallyyy Randal.... Nyeheheheh.... ^^

On a somewhaaatt more serious note thoughhhh.... I’m VERY possessive about Randal and I’ll never be normal about him ever, so please don’t say you love him more than I do. I don’t share him either and I don’t want to see or hear about any other shipps involving him that don’t also involve me. Thank you in advance ^3^

I love all things vintage and/or cute, so if you ever see anything among the likes of it, don’t hesitate to show me! If you want to, of course. If you don’t then that’s fine too.

I don’t have an all-set DNI as I prefer to just block anyone I don’t like, but: I do NOT want proshippers (inc. shotacons/lolicons), misogynists/racists, zionazis or terfs interacting with me in any ways possible. Thank you.

Something I also think is important is, do not in any way shape or form make fun of/talk bad about my interests to me directly or when I’m around, especially Ranfren, as I am heavily hyperfixated on it. I am extremely attached to my interests and will get very upset if you tease me about them or insult them in any way.

I support all good faith identities - including “contradictory” labels such as lesboys and bi lesbians.

I don't consider myself a N/SFW account by any means, but I do hornypost quite often, so block the tag #kitty's perving out if you don't want to see that.

ฅ≽^˶> ﻌ<˶^≼ฅ★*☆♪ Thinkin' bout them freeeaakssss〜

I do not condone, support, glorify or incentivate.

I have BPD, NPD, OCD, GAD, AVPD, DPD, level 1 ASD, delusional disorder (erotomania), persistent depressive disorder, chronic hallucinatory psychosis, dyscalculia and suspected ASPD. These all greatly affect how I live and act, so please be patient and bear with me if you will.

I take especially long to answer to DMs, so if you’d want faster replies, then sending asks instead will be better.

Please be aware that I may not always answer to asks or DMs.

This is not intentional or selective, so please don’t think I’m ignoring you or anything like that! Most times, it’s simply fault of my terrible memory, or I might not know how to answer to what you might have sent me...

This also applies to post replies or me being mentioned in posts.

In a somewhaaatt similar note, I block people for several and endless reasons, sometimes for no reason at all even. So, if you ever wanna know why I blocked you/want me to unblock, then feel free to send me an ask about it! I can’t assure you that I’ll actually unblock you or follow you, though〜...

(๑･ω･) (๑･ω･) I do have a few amount of OCs that I may not post about very often, but you may feel free to ask about them—and their universe—if you so wish. I also have an art tag, but do beware the cringe nyeheheh....

Taken anons: ⚠️, 💢, 🫶, 💫, 🪡

Let's be friends!

[chantylay]

1) queer people don't demonize anyone who isn't them. That is the attitude we are struggling against

2) that was not how being emo actually worked. There was a correlation between being part of the emo subculture and self harm, but it was not that happy healthy teens got into emo music and suddenly wanted to hurt themselves. Teens who were already predisposed to self-harm found community with each other through the internet and this kind of music. For a lot of people it was the first time they felt like they could actually talk about how they felt without being judged. Because it was the early days of the internet and proper moderation wasn't really happening, sometimes this did lead "it's ok to struggle with wanting to kill yourself. You aren't bad for having thought about it" to becoming "it's ok to kill yourself" within pockets of the community. That was a fucking tragedy. You don't get to co-op that.

3) transition means a lot of things to a lot of different people. Sometimes it's purely social. Changing your name, pronouns, and gender presentation. This is the only kind of transition available to young kids. Tweens and teens can sometimes get puberty blockers which act to temporarily delay puberty. This is a common medication to give people with various medical issues including precocious puberty. It's safe. But waiting lists to see a doctor specializing in this field are long and kids grow up fast, so not everyone who should get blockers can. Next most commitment is hormone therapy and there are age minimums for this one. The first couple months are pretty much entirely reversable. Most people don't see much change until they have been taking hormones for about a year. This is around the time that detransitioners who decided hormone therapy was not for them back out. For people taking estrogen there will have been some breast development. Depending on how much, it might require reduction surgery to get back to passing, if that is what the person wants. For people taking testosterone, there may be enough of a voice change to be need vocal training to speak at a higher pitch again, or there might not. Everything else will revert on its own. 3 years is generally where the most hormone related changes have happened. Surgeries are only ever up for consideration for adults and many trans people don't want them. They are not mutilations, they are medical proceedures performed by professionals after a lot of counselling. Gender affirming surgeries have a much lower reget rate than just about any other form of surgery. Detransitioners almost never get to this stage.

4) statistically, most trans people don't detransition. And of those that do, being treated like dogshit by society is one of the main reasons for doing so. Many retrasition later when they feel safe. Of course there are people who start to transition, then realize it isn't for them. This usually happens pretty early in the process, not decades later. It happens, and those people need love and support like anyone else. But the claim that the media is ignoring them is a little silly. The media loves a good story of someone starting gender affirming care, then backing out and saying that no one should ever do it. The detransitioners they don't talk to are the ones who realize that something can be right for someone else and wrong for them, and just go about their lives.

5) you really don't see more than 1% of people being represented as trans. What are you talking about?

6) "attracted to female genitalia" bitch what? People don't feel attraction based soley on people's genitals. It can be a factor for some people. But most people don't only realize they are attracted to someone after seeing their genitals. If that's your experience, I am truly sorry. That must be hard. For the rest of us, genital isnpections aren't a big part of our dating lives.

7) And if someone was dating a trans woman and realized that the dick was a deal breaker for them personally, that's an unfortunate dating situation that didn't work out. It's only bigottry when you claim that no real monosexual would date trans or start making assumptions about bottom surgery. No one is claiming that the mere act of having preferences is inherently bigottry or that anyone is obligated to date a trans person.

8) the idea that anyone with a y chromozome is inherently bigger and stronger than anyone without, is not anywhere near the hardline rule a lot of people want to think it is. A lot of it is socialization. Dieting during puberty has been known to stunt growth. And girls are more likely to be judged for their eating habits at that age. The ability to reach peak physical condition requires starting young, and boys are more likely to be encouraged to do sports from a younger age. So as things stand, the records for speed and strength are all held by men, but the gap is rapidly closing. And when it comes to your average rando on the street, there isn't that much of a difference really. My mom is 5'2" and used to have the top fitness score at the local YMCA. She outlifted gym bros like it was nothing (she also sings tennor). I (a cis woman) am the same height as my brother (5'11''). I am taller than most men I meet in the wild. The correlation between gender and size is much much looser than you think. Sports should not be gender segregated. Weight class is about the only realistically significant variable.

9) the only context missing was the fact that you would have to be stupid to believe any of that shit.

She ain't even subtle anymore lmao

[catchthesehans]

Name: Hans Westergaard Age: Twenty-eight Occupation: Aspiring Politician Sexuality: Bisexual Pronouns: He/Him Currently Playing: Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood Big Three: Scorpio sun, Capricorn moon, Gemini rising

Headcanons:

Hans was born as the youngest of thirteen children, all boys, to a powerful politician on a group of small islands to the south of Echo Isle, the Southern Isles. Being the youngest was the worst fate that could possibly bestowed upon someone so ambitious. Trying to make a name for himself in politics on the Southern Isles was nearly impossible when no one took him seriously, and his eldest brother was up to take over his father’s seat upon his retirement. 

To be clear, getting into politics isn’t about making a difference, not for Hans, at least. He doesn’t really give a shit about what anyone does--he just knows he could make a ton of money off of it, and that being in power is his favorite place to be. Having power means everything to someone who has never had any of it in his own family. It’s about time that people saw he was worth paying attention to.

Yes, there really were two years when his brothers decided to ignore him. It was then that he decided that he would fuck them over eventually. In the wise words of one singer, there is literally nothing Hans does better than revenge.

Though he hates being a Westergaard in the sense that he would literally choose any other family than his own to be a part of, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t flex his last name. Being a Westergaard on the Southern Isles has opened a lot of doors for Hans, so at least his family has been good for something.

A total frat boy in college. Hans went to school to study political science and join a fraternity. He considers his frat brothers more of siblings than his actual other twelve. His side conquest was finding a rich enough girl (or guy) to put a ring on so he could just marry into a political family and put him at a beeline to the top, but he wasn’t so successful. He probably could’ve been nicer to the very few people he spent more than one or two nights with, but that’s in the past now.

Though he has objectives, Hans isn’t dumb. He knew that there was no way he could get what he wanted if he stayed on the Southern Isles, so he decided to start looking elsewhere, which was when he found Echo Isle. There had been rumors on the Southern Isles that their trading partner was looking to close their borders, and Hans decided this was his chance. With nowhere for anyone to go, and turmoil on the horizon, he could swoop in and save the day.

It was almost a miracle, crossing paths with Colin Hopper. Hans knows he can schmooze his way to the top of a powerful company easier than actually getting elected into a seat on any council, so he decided to take the offer to work for him. That doesn’t mean he’s forgotten his end goal, but he knows that he can use being involved with Hopper to his benefit when the time comes. Hopper also has aspirations for political involvement, so Hans is hoping that he’ll back him when he eventually does run after finding the right person to marry.

Though he intends to get married, that doesn’t mean he plans on stopping his habit of sleeping with other people. Whoever he gets engaged to doesn’t have to know. Hans is extremely full of himself, and knows that it would be a disservice to humanity for him to be reserved for just one person. There are so many beautiful people out there that he deserves to get to know.

There’s a pair of sisters who have caught his eye, and though the older one would be a faster path to the part, the younger one is just so desperate. Hans is pretty lazy, and though each option has its challenges, wooing the redhead seems like the easier route. If there’s one thing Hans knows how to do better than anything, it’s putting on his best smile and telling a girl anything she wants to hear.

[dirkygoodness]

while im in a bitchy mood, yall venom fans out here calling the symbiote venom, and saying “eddie & venom” like bitch no it’s not ‘sapphire and garnet’, its ‘sapphire and ruby, as garnet’. “eddie & the symbiote, as venom.” one without the other does not make venom ffs 

[cookiewrites]

Here is a thought: pegging with Chan 🥺 I know a lot of people see him as the big d*ddy but I’m betting my skz collection that he loves to be taken care of. maybe it super soft and romantic where he lies on his back and you can look into each other’s eyes.

But then I also think about being a bit more rough with him. Holding his hands on back while he takes it doggie style. (he could totally break free but doesn’t even try bc he is a good boy)

okay bye

yes. omg yes. chan is such a switch imo and sometimes he just wants you to look after him, help him stop thinking, and relax - and having you fuck him is a great way to do that.

sometimes you're able to do this with slow, soft sex, where it's all whispered praises and hand-holding and him whimpering which is just so fucking cute to hear omg stab me. but sometimes he needs you to be rougher for him to fully relax.

and omg yes the image of that, of you being in control, holding him back and whilst he could definitely break free he just won't - because he wants this, wants you to use him. fuck.

i'm a little out of practice writing, and feeling pretty soft/low today, so apologies if this isn't exactly what you hoped for but thank you for asking <3

relax

wc: 1.6k woah

cw: sub!chan x gn soft dom!reader (reader has no pronouns, but a 'cock' which could be read as a strap), bottom chan, pet names for chan (beautiful, prince, pup, puppy), hella praise kink, little bit of cockwarming.

'so how was your day beautiful?'

you asked your boyfriend, curled up together in bed, him leaning into your side as you played with his curls. fingertips dancing in his hair, lightly brushing his scalp, as he relaxes. chan always had a hard day at work but something about the way he dragged you into your shared bed today made you realise this one was even worse.

'it was all over the place, company just wouldn't let me breath, y'know?'

and he continues, elborating on all the nonsense he had to deal with all day as you comfort him, slowly slipping down so you were face to face, both lying on your side. he went to stop talking until you nodded at him, prompting him to continue - which he did.

'and changbin and i...'

your hand slid its way under his hoodie, and his t-shirt to find his warm skin. softly dancing its way across it, drawing shapes and helping him calm down. but feeling the way his muscles tense under your fingertips gave you another idea. as his voice continued, you slipped under the waistbands on his sweatpants and boxers, slowly cupping him.

'keep going beautiful, i wanna hear about your day'

'u-um a-and then...'

and he did try, he really did try to continue to tell you, try to ignore the way your hand loosely pumped him but as his cock got harder he started stuttering more and more, tripping over his words.

'no, no, no, keep going my prince, i'm just helping you relax'

'b-but... p-please'

he whimpered, as you feel now rock hard cock throb in your palm, as you continue to pump him slowly.

'look at me beautiful'

and the red blushing face that looks at you takes your breath away. his eyes, big and brown and sparkling, the pink tinge to his skin flushed over his cheeks, and the lips he had been biting on to keep his moans quiet were puffy and swollen and wet with saliva.

'good boy, my perfect prince'

'now what exactly are you begging for? i'll give you anything, beautiful, you just have to tell me'

'be good and use your words for me'

and a second passed, as the hand around his cock stilled, and that is what prompted him to answer.

'p-please take c-care of m-me. f-fuck me? please? want your cock, please'

'of course, my beautiful prince'

'anything you want'

'why don't you strip for me, and make yourself comfortable, whilst i get ready, yeah?'

and soon enough you were presented with chan lying back on your bed, legs spread, arm thrown over his eyes, clearly embarrassed - and simply beautiful. his chest moving up and down with the force of each breath, his cock twitching every now and then, the tip flushed red and wet with precum. the arm that wasn't blocking his vision was clutching the duvet at his side, trying to be good, trying to resist touching himself.

'so perfect for me, breathtaking, my prince, just perfect'

'such a good pup, leg's spread so perfectly for me, i expected nothing less of you.'

'i never have to worry about you misbehaving, beautiful, because you're such a good pup, right?'

his chest turns pink as you praise him, as you crawl towards him on the bed, leaning down to place kisses on the inside of his thighs. watching him squirm under your touch. and suddenly the impulse to mark his perfectly unmarked skin was too much to ignore, as you began to bite down on the inside of his left thigh softly; sucking and licking at the skin until his whines became moans and the honey-toned skin turned purple.

making your way up to his face you interlinked your hand with the one covering his eyes, holding it as you moved it away to get a better look at him, the dumb little smile looking up at you made your heart swell.

'imma make you forget this bad day, puppy, okay?'

'but you've gotta be good for me, which means you have to do two things for me, yeah?'

'my beautiful prince, you need to be as loud as you want, okay? i want to hear you, okay?'

'but i also need you to be patient, i have to stretch you, okay? so be patient for me.

'you think you can handle that, beautiful?'

'i-i'll be a g-good b-boy for you-u'

'perfect, prince, just perfect'

as you let your fingers dance around his tight ring of muscle, listening to him whimper, before pulling back to coat your fingers in lube. pushing the wetness around his hole, before slowly sinking a finger in - taking just long enough between sinking each knuckle to let him adjust, but not too long as to have your needy boy any needier.

soon enough you began pumping the finger in and out of him, as his eyes screwed shut, enjoying the feeling of being full, even just a little bit. and suddenly those whimpers became moans as you eased a second, and a little while after, a third finger into him.

'p-please, more, fu-fuck me, p-please'

'i will pup, i will, i promise, just need to make sure you're nice and stretched for me, i don't want to hurt you, beautiful, okay?'

'you said you'd be a good boy, nice and patient for me, remember?'

'g-good... i-i'll b-be good.'

and the confirmation is rewarded with an increase of pace from you, angling your fingers just right to hit that spot inside him that makes his back arch.

'f-fuck, ugh... s-so g-good'

after a few more firm thrusts to that spot, seeing the way your perfect puppy melted for you, you pulled out. watching carefully as his hole fluttered for you, stretched and ready for your cock.

what almost distracted you from that perfect image what the whine that chan released as he clenched around nothing, quick to make you reach your dry hand out to cup his face and soothe him.

'just let me line up, pup, okay, just a second'

and you did just that, covering your cock in lube and lining up to his hole as you slowly pushed him. the almost agonisingly slow pace made chan tense all his muscles up in order to stay still and stay good. leaning down you kissed him, helping the distraction, as your lips danced over each other, swallowing all the little whines and moans as you filled him up. the warmth of his lips against yours almost burning, and plush skin reminding you how lucky you are to have such a beautiful boyfriend who loved to be taken care of - and how much you love taking care of him.

eventually, you bottomed out and pulled away from him to look at his blissed-out face - the smile on his face perfect as he whimpered out little thank yous as you began to move. fucking him with this long, steady, firm thrusts, reaching out to hold his hand. the way he squeezes your palm letting you know just how good it was making him feel.

'my perfect prince, taking me so well'

'does it feel good, pup? being full?'

the nodding and whining as you increase in pace let you know that it did, in fact, feel good. it actually felt incredible but chan lost the words to tell you that a very long time ago - and the way you continued to fuck him just right, all the way in and then all the way out, wasn't helping him find the words any time soon.

but his hands found you, and your body, grabbing at you. reaching your shoulders and your hips and your ass, running his fingertips over every inch of you, trying to simultaneously find closeness and let you know how good of a job you were doing.

but you could tell, he was never this vocal, not usually, but there were these broken whines and hiccupped moans leaving his mouth as your pace steadily increased yet again. your tip dragging up and down his walls.

it didn't take long for him to get close, the brushing of lips and grazing of hands and thrust of your cock. alongside all that, the whispered praises made him just the perfect amount of flustered that heightened everything. constantly reminding him that he was not only perfect but that he was all yours.

'mine, baby, all mine, yeah?'

'pretty puppy, fuck, taking me so perfectly'

'perfect, fuck, so beautiful, all for me'

soon enough his hand grabbed at the arm you were using to hold yourself up, squeezing it slightly too hard, trying to let you know that he was going to cum.

'c-c-cum... p-pl... c-cu-cum...'

'make a mess for me, pup, go ahead'

'fuck you're so beautiful, going to show me how good i made you feel'

'let go, whenever you want, my prince, okay?'

'be good, like you always are, and cum for me'

and he did, releasing all over both of you, and it was such a beautiful mess. you thrust him through the waves of his orgasm, his eyes rolled into the back of his head as he whines at the overstimulation - loving the pain and pleasure and the attention.

'so good, so good for me beautiful'

'my perfect prince, let me clean-'

'no! no. s-stay'

'oh my pup wants me to keep him full for a bit longer?'

he nods, wrapping his legs around you, forcing you to stay inside him a little bit longer. wrapping his arms around your shoulders so you were flush to each other. he leant his chin up, trying to silently beg for a kiss - which you were more than happy to give him, resulting in a happy whine and an even happier boyfriend.

[ayohee]

Because this fucking HEATHEN didn't put the questions separate so I could copy paste, I will

Name?

Pronouns and gender?

Sexuality?

Country?

Top 5 fandoms?

What is your Most forbidden snack?

Would you pet a bug?

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class.

What does the color blue taste like?

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say?

Hyperfixation song?

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username?

Dream career as a child?

Dream career as an adult?

Thoughts on cilantro?

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why?

What is your cursed food combination?

Trans rights?

And with that, I shall answer those questions

Name? Aria

Pronouns and gender? she/her, transfem girl

Sexuality? Asexual, but romance is up in the air right now, I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Country? UK

Top 5 fandoms? Uhhh, Budget Cuts VR (the discord is pretty chill), Rain the comic, The Yogscast, Portal 2, Celeste. No particular order

What is your Most forbidden snack? The really reaaaallly old cheese and bread that come together to make ancient grilled cheese

Would you pet a bug? Absolutely not, bugs are scary

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. I have this weird bump on my shin and I'm pretty sure it's not meant to be there, but it's been there for like, as long as I can remember so I'm reasonably certain that I'm not dying. It's weird though, it's only there on my right shin, not the left. my legs are asymmetrical. If I can explain this further can one of you weirdos tell me whats weird with what I think is my skeleton?

What does the color blue taste like? Cake, specifically fondant icing

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Hard to say, but its between the walk along the river I live near and these two really pretty girls in my year at school that I know. The walk pulls out in front I think, but those two are really pretty and I can't get them out of my head. Girls pretty.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Explore my gender. The closet is warm when you don't know it's even there. I could have dealt with vague frustration, but now that I know what the problem is its harder to ignore it

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? One of my friends is baiting people on discord, so there's that. I could probably have listed something better here, but that's what came to mind. Stupid, but funny.

Hyperfixation song? Varies a lot, but right now we're working with "kitakaze" by six lounge, "duet" from omori, "Why didn't I kiss her?" by ratwyfe and "Line without a hook" by Ricky Montgomery

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? A friend of mine made a pun with my name - Aria of effect damage - a couple days after I came out to him as trans. I liked it so much I've used it on pretty much everything since, and changed what I can to match it.

Dream career as a child? "Scientist", but I had a very poor understanding of what that meant

Dream career as an adult? Software engineer/architect, but really just anything I can put my mind to work in. I need to be able to think, and I need to be able to do it well.

Thoughts on cilantro? Vague and ambiguous

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? Not that I recall

What is your cursed food combination? Honestly, most of what I eat is pretty tame on the old cursed/not cursed scale. Nothing weird to report here, trust me I would if it were interesting.

Trans rights? I am the scary trans woman the right have convinced you will end the world, I am the trans rights Anyways I wrote this at 2am so take this with a grain of salt if something is weird.

“I just came from r/196” ask game

Saw another post. I think I should invite y'all to one of our longstanding traditions. Answer the questions then tag 10 (or more) people. I'll go first.

Name? Frankie

Pronouns and gender? he/they/it, transmasc

Sexuality? Lesbian

Country? USA

Top 5 fandoms? Bungou Stray Dogs, Cosmere, All for the Game, Fundiesnark (not a series but I'm too deep in it to not consider it a fandom), .....the tornado fandom? (they're my special interest)

What is your Most forbidden snack? The preserved bones at the Atlanta Bodies Exhibition. They looked so crunchy...

Would you pet a bug? If it's big enough, it is pettable.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. I like to drive around rural areas and photograph old, sometimes abandoned locations in the dead of night. I have been literally chased out of towns by foot and by car on two separate occasions. The second time this happened, "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus came up on shuffle and that's the soundtrack my friend and I tore out of town to. Also every "guy" I've dated except for my most recent ex (who has big egg energy) is a lesbian now.

What does the color blue taste like? Creme brulee

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? The appalachian mountains of Tennessee in the middle of summer. There's kudzu everywhere. On the backroads, there were several old, dilapidated Baptist churches barely hanging to the side of the mountain. I wonder how many of them were still in use.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Short version: my friend's house almost got broken into by this dude who'd been stalking us for months while we were home alone. Instead of calling the cops, we decided to confront him with a bow and arrow (me), a hatchet, and a baseball bat (him). The plan was that if it went badly, we would simply throw his corpse into one of the many lakes in the neighborhood and let the alligators eat his remains (this was Florida). Why? Because we were afraid of having our home-alone privileges revoked. Luckily for us all, the guy fucked off and we never saw him again.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? My ex thought that Jackalopes were real. Also, a nurse I was doing rotations with apparently thought that "Witness Protection" was for Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hyperfixation song? Young Enough + Bleach by Charly Bliss

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? Profile pic; I'm transmasc and I'm currently obsessed with TriStamp. Username; It was my fake internet name when I was like 13. I won't change it because I want my mutuals to recognize me, and because I do have a viral post associated with this name.

Dream career as a child? Doctor (funnily enough I'm now in nursing school)

Dream career as an adult? Professional Jester. Not a comedian. I just want to be some weird little guy who dresses silly and you can hire me to roast your boss at work parties.

Thoughts on cilantro? Delicious

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? I honestly can't remember? Probably... but in recent memory I've mainly banned people from places.

What is your cursed food combination? Pineapple on a hotdog with grilled onions. It Slaps.

Trans rights? TRANS RIGHTS

Tagging: @rocket-mankoi @mostlymarco @atleast8courics @jazzlike39 @gemsweater72 @limbobilbo @ameliaaltare @redcrane112 @theoneofwhomisblue @twinkenjoyer @theultimatecarp and anyone else who wants to jump on

[m00s0ups]

Request (btw if you don't mind me asking, what are your pronouns?) 😌

May I request what it would be like to send them NSFW texts while they're doing something? Like what would their reaction be and that. Could you please do all the characters you write NSFW for?

Thanks love ❤

i go by she/her pronouns!! ty for the request <3

SENDING NSFW TEXTS WHILE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING

!!NSFW!! UNDER CUT

!!NSFW!!

DREAM:

•i feel like he’d either be on someones stream or recording a youtube video

•and you’re like so fucking annoyed because hes been ignoring you all day not purposely but you just want attention

•so the best conclusion you come up with is sending some not so appropriate messages to fuck with him

•you’d send a photo of you in a towel after you just got out of the shower and say ‘baby i miss you you’ve been ignoring me all day’ not so scandalous but it catches his attention

•the next text and last text until he broke is another photo of you in your undergarments saying ‘fine i guess you dont want any of this then.’

•after that text he was halfway hard and ready to rail you until you can’t feel your legs

•he excuses himself and uses the “i need to use the restroom” excuse but really leaves to go find you in the kitchen with his hoodie and and picks you up over his shoulder and says “why are you such a brat all the time, working me up while im working oh come on”

•soon after that you were passed out from being fucked so hard

GEORGE:

•now it doesn’t take much to work george up

•he’s probably streaming jackbox with feralboys + bad or something like that

•and the he looks down at his phone and its a photo on you on your knees with the text ‘george please fuck my mouth im begging you’

•and his eyes widened and was like “hey guys sorry but im pretty tired and im kinda hungry so i need to go eat, does anyone want to stream?”

•hes was being so impatient it was kinda funny to see because hes was just trying to hurry up so he can o fuck your brains out

•soon quackity decided to stream something and george rubbed his temples screamed “Y/N WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU”

•right after he found you, you were gagging on his cock and he was calling you pretty and saying take it until i cum

SAPNAP:

•hes probably in vc with punz or some of the the feral boys playing cs:go or valorant

•you being the horny mf you are was like ‘i need to be fucked right now!!!!!!!’

•so you decided to spam him with a million texts like ‘i need your dick’ ‘can i suck your cock?’ ‘hi nick, i would really like it if you railed me right now thanks! -Y/N’

•he wasnt paying attention to it until you started send some of your nudes. now hes interested

•he told the people in vc “i need to go take a fat piss ill be back soon.” and then went on defen without hearing what any of them had to say

•he ran to the your guys room and busted the door open and said “hey babe you ready.”

•you were definitely not ready for what was about to happen

BADBOYHALO:

•with bad i fell like he wouldn’t expect it and its like a big surprise

•he’d probably be talking to skeppy or quackity and having a chill conversation and he feels his phone buzz so he pulls it out to see what the notification was

•he was like ‘:o Y/N texted me what did they say’ and there it is

• ‘bad please..’ it said with a mirror photo of you on the floor in nothing but your underwear

•his eyes go big and his mouth drops a little “hey guys i gotta go for a bit ill be back soon!!” he squeaked it out and muted himself

•he went to the bedroom and barged in like ‘Y/N you needed help with something’

•needless to say bad helped you out.. a lot

KARL JACOBS:

•why do i feel like karl would be so chill with the situation

•like he’d get hard but he would just continue with what he’s doing

•he’s probably editing a video chilling in vc with some rad people

•you on the other hand were feeling really horny for some reason you really don’t know why you just do all of a sudden

•so you just send karl a quick ‘hey babe i really need you to fuck me until i forget my name, i hope you dont mind😁’

•if he ignores you, you send a nude and his brain goes ‘awooga hot girl i need to have sexual intercourse with right now!!!!’

• so karl would just mute with out saying anything and goes to find you laying on the bed in nothing but on of his old hoodies

•soon you were passed out from how good he fucked you

[hangezoeenthusiast]

God(hcs)

c!multiple x god!reader

notes: the reader will be the god of death to make it a little bit more spicy :). c!punz’s pronouns are he/they, i’m not sure about the others, but i know theirs. also why does ranboo take away my gender? /j

word count: 1,672

warnings: arson, violence, cursing, yelling, mention of death, voices in technos part, spoilers for wilbur if you haven’t watch tommy’s lore stream, revival for wilbur, making a religion, time travel, egg, prison, stealing, anarchy, playful name calling

Sapnap

so obviously y’all would be a great match :)

you have creative mode, so when sap would ask you to give him a lighter and tnt, you would GLADLY give it

also, can we talk about him being a nether hybrid

fire squared

like fires left and right, hide your mom and your children in your house lol /j

but besides the whole arson thing, you favor him above anyone else on the server

like if he asks for diamond blocks, well here’s a whole inventory of it, also, here’s some ancient debris and some netherite

if someone asked, you would probably grant them with poison and curses, just because you can’t be “unloyal” to snapchat 

wouldn’t be lonely anymore

Dreamwastaken

this duo is less chaotic, but chaotic enough where people avoid you

he still asks you for stuff, but most of the time, you don’t give him it because he annoys you too much about giving stuff

“hey y/n/n, can i pretty please get some emerald blocks.”

“nope bitch, get it yourself.”

but sometimes, you grant him some op shit, when it’s your good day

“because i’m being nice, here’s some diamond, now, don’t ask me again you little piss baby.”

“shut your trap y/n.”

“or what homeless teletubby, what are you going to do to a god like me?”

“you hang out with technoblade to much.”

Georgenotfound

maybe the least chaotic duo

you guys keep on relaxing and relaxing until the point where you don’t do anything

he barely asks you for anything, but only when it’s really really important, like a house or build

especially when he was building his little cottagecore house, he needed your godly presence to help

“y/n, what should the roof be made of?”

“i suggest brick, it makes it more aestheticy if that makes any sense.”

also barely any drama or tea with you guys

never arguing and never betraying each other is a must

Tubbo

also another least chaotic duo

literally help him with his bee farm, he will (platonically) love you forever

gotta be close to ranboo, that’s the rule

gives him SO much stuff, he’s a precious boi 🙄

also gotta be close to tommy, but not as much unfortunately

you help him pick out things for builds, like what material clashes with another, etc

“do you think that the wool and the netherite blocks look good together y/n?”

“nah, what i suggest is the wool with the gold, it looks perfect.”

sometiems, gotta put him in check because he gets a little ego built up

you definitely yank his horn a little too hard because of your IMMENSE STRENGTH

“OW, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT Y/N.”

“calm down sunny, you were just getting a bit over your head a little.”

Tommyinnit

chaotic duo like sapnap

snaps at anyone who annoys you and vice versa

you give him EVERYTHING, obviously except op and creative

he tries to persuade you to do something, but dreamxd wouldn’t allow it, since he is the main boss

“come on y/n, give me op.”

“no tommy, xd will kick my ass.”

“pweaseee.”

“no.”

you would DEFINITELY help him with the Big Innit Hotel, making the whole layout and color palette.

both of you have an intense hatred for ranboo, since he “stole” tubbo away from tommy

Ranboo

least involved in everything

just stay in the tundra and drink some tea, and you’re good for all of your life

helps him get netherite all the time so your boii can get the good stuff 😬

when he mines to get diamonds, he literally prays to you

“y/n, if you’re listening, please give me a 6 vein, i desperately need it for my collection of diamond blocks.”

and THERE IT IS

more than a 6 vein actually, a 12 vein

guess he needs to pray to you more

daily tea sessions, to talk about the good stuff, and NO, and i repeat NO skipping

threatening to flick water on him check ✅

Wilbur Soot

literally you spoil him

not to be angsty, but when he died and lost his last canon life, you revived him instead of Dream

now he’s practically at your knees

like he’s thinks that he owes you, but actually that’s the opposite

he was revived because you were lonely, and wanted your best friend back :(

prays to you when he goes to bed

“hey y/n, hope you’re having a great day, (platonically) love you.”

“love you too mortal.”

sometimes, to be at the peak of godness, you shower upon wilbur as gold to symbolize blessings, like zeus did before

“omg y/n, what are you doing?”

“i’m trying to bless you, shut up bitch.”

just saying, he would make a religion about you :/

Karl Jacobs

omg don’t get me started on this

first, you wouldn’t codone him going back in time

he would definitely forget your name a lot, so that’s why you hated it

“hey karl, how are you doing?”

“i’m sorry, but do i know you?”

ANGST IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

you were definitely the one to push him towards sapnap and quackity

this is also another spoiled boi

give him the entire world while you’re at it pwease

he wants a few diamonds, nope, give him a chest full of them

Quackity

why are there so much chaotic duos in here?

literally chaos times infinity

energy to the max

literally, did you take an energy drink

grants him every wish he can randomly think off

“can i get a bucket with lava and a fish in it?”

“weird choice, but ok man.”

gotta be close to sap and karl or he isn’t your friend anymore /j

helps with las nevadas a lot, and definitely tries to rig the machines so you get money

“hey big q, i got 10,000 dollars.”

“that’s impossible... y/n, did you cheat?”

“nooo 😊”

help him preen his wings, and he goes “I LOVE YOU, MWAH MWAH.” obviously in his mind 🙄

Awesamdude

definitely helps him maintain the prison

you both love setting up red stone contraptions and pistons and all that giz

“hey sam, do you know where the redstone torches are?”

“yeah, there behind the pistons in the back.”

also you helped build the prison, since he could do that by himself

“are you sure that lava wall will work y/n, your calculations seem inaccurate.”

“i’m sure sam, this will add some more security to this goddamn server.”

nerd squared lol

BadBoyHalo

wouldn’t condone the egg

you warned him multiple times to get away from its grasp, but most of the times he’ll decline

“i won’t y/n, the egg is the future.”

he still, even after all the advancements, even after everything, he tries to ask you to join the eggpire

“come on y/n, you’ll like being with us.”

“i don’t wanna be on a stupid egg side, like let me crack the egg, i wanna eat it and turn it into a omelette.”

he doesn’t like that joke :(

but before he discovered the egg, both of you were joint at the hip

sight seeing was a must

languages being thrown around everywhere, since you were the little language muffin

Punz

steals stuff from everyone

hide your stuff, because the punzo-y/n team is unstoppable

definitely they can be really stubborn and indecisive

like one day, he will be like, “i need gold blocks.” and the next, “nevermind, i need netherite actually.”

like hon, stop switching

also anarchy buddies

burning down forests and buildings are your guys’s specialty

when you give him gold when they doesn’t ask, his heart goes brrr and his brain goes, “pog pog, they’re so cool, lets hug them.”

Technoblade

now this is the most deadly duo in the entire Dream Smp

better not piss you guys off 😐

he’s the Blood God, and you’re the God/Goddess/God being of Death

so if some occasion where you need to battle someone, like Techno’s enemies, *clears throat and murmurs Quackity*, you will obviously back your boy up :)

help him with enchanting and potions and he’s set for life

also you got have to be close to the great Philza Minecraft since him and Techno are buddy buddy

anarchy squared

helps with the voices since you have some of your own

“so what you’re saying is that i need to pay attention to them?”

“yeah, when i first learned that the voices were in my head, i tried to ignore them, but that sucked. so what i did was try to distract myself with various tasks, and that sucked.”

“so what do i do, you’re saying that i should listen to them, but how do i do that when they literally shout at me.”

“just embrace it, obviously when they do their little chant of blood for the blood god, you have to ignore them.”

“you suck at advice.”

Philza Minecraft

so since both of you resemble death, him being the Angel of Death and you being the God/Goddess/God being of Death, y’all are fucking best friends, platonic soulmates if you will

death squared

watch out, because if you piss them off, prepare to d-

gotta be close to Ranboo and Techno, and obviously others who he platonically likes

he doesn’t need to ask you for stuff, he’s the fricking Angel of Death, but he will ask you to preen his wings :D

“ow, not there y/n.”

“oh shut up grandpa, let me do it.”

“I’M NOT OLD DUMBASS.”

Dream XD

two gods at once, damn there is so much chaos

left and right, you guys are noticed by everyone, like purrrr

y’all would be in some fancy shit, to show your power

you would get jealous of him hanging out with george

“why are you jealous y/n?”

“you’re hanging out with george to much, hang out with me please :(.”

gifts are a must, even though both of you have access to creative

[dadsbongos]

trashy dad

Movie/Game/Show: My Hero Academia Dynamic: Shota Aizawa/Reader (Platonic) Warnings: references (2) to un*s ann*s, one (1) use of (y/n), fem pronouns Summary: Shota trying to support his YouTuber daughter :) cuz social media aus own me Word Count: 2.1K ~~~

"Hey, gamers," you grin at the camera before tossing an arm over your father's shoulders, "My dad's in town and as you can see," you hesitated slightly before turning to face your father, "Dad's not super into taking care of himself. So, I figured what's better than doing a Q&A together while I do his makeup?"

"Hitoshi just did a 'what I eat in a day', didn't he?" Shota quirked a brow, already reaching back to tie up his messy, tangled hair.

"Spoilers!" you quietly whine as you open your phone, "He still has to edit it, silly man. We're gonna have to brush out your hair later, by the way."

Shota's eyes widened, "We? I thought this was your idea and video, (Y/n)."

"No," you huff, scrolling through a few of the questions from fans, "I mean it was but your hair is so… Okay, first question is from - oh my God the names - shrekslongtoe, what was my first word?"

"Are you gonna start putting makeup on me or just sit there?" Shota scratched at his nose before snickering, "That wasn't your first word. Your first word was 'Dada' and it drove Hizashi insane."

"Hizashi is my other dad, by the way," you lean over to grab your makeup bag, "'Toshi and I call him papa. Oooh, oh no," you looked up to Shota, "I don't have your shade, you're gonna look weird."

"I don't really care," the man shrugged, watching as you took out a pink beauty blender, "That looks like a buttplug."

"Don't say that!" your eyes were wide at his words while you got out your foundation, "Youtube doesn't like that."

"Whoops," he deadpanned, "Next question."

"Shit, right."

"Language."

"Japanese," you murmur, going to the next reply, "yoonbumskneecap asks, 'Did you believe in me-’ they said my name but you know, ‘and Hitoshi when they decided to become Youtubers?' And 'in 'Toshi's case - drop out of college to become a professional clout man.'"

"To be honest," Shota closed his eyes, only in slight fear, as you began pressing the foundation into his skin, "I was really worried about Hitoshi, I didn't know if he'd stay as big as he was because he's a lot like me, in the sense that people tend to not like us for our bluntness. So I was worried he'd be a meme for like a month and then people would drop him, but thankfully I was proved wrong," he opened his eyes when he felt you pull away and begin rooting through your bag once again, "With you, I was less worried because you're more like 'Zashi, i.e extremely likable, and you were kind of getting a boost from appearances on Hitoshi's channel. I still worry because the internet is a fickle mistress but I'm not staying up at night about it."

Pulling out a dark eyebrow pencil, you grin at your father, "Aww, that was kinda sweet. Not really but kind of."

"What I'm here for," Shota's eyes followed your hand as you uncapped the pencil and reached up, beginning to mark at his eyebrows, "I'm gonna read the next question while you kill my eyebrows."

"I'm not killing them!" you giggled, "But unlike Papa, you already have pretty thick, full eyebrows so I won't be here long."

"Good," he muttered before furrowing his brows in confusion, ignoring your frustrated groan, "who is daddysero and why is he asking if you pissed today?"

"What?!" you pull your dad's hand back to see what he was looking at, instantly calming down when you saw he was still on Twitter, "Oh, that's just Sero, he asks me that every time I tweet. I thought you went to my Instagram DMs," at Shota's questioning stare you grinned, "Mama's got simps in her DMs."

"Don't ever call yourself 'Mama' in my presence ever again," Shota shook his head, once again ignoring your annoyance, "papichulo46290 wants to know my favorite memory of you."

"If you mix me up with 'Toshi, I'll be so pissed," you return the eyebrow pencil to your bag as Shota speaks.

"I won't... probably," he shrugs while you root through your bag, "So, Hizashi had taken Hitoshi out for ice cream because of - has he mentioned his middle school trauma?" at your nod, he continues, "Hitoshi was having a bad day from middle school, shocking, so you and I were left home alone together. You were probably seven and you really wanted to paint my nails and I let you. You..." he shook his head, snickering, "you fucked them up. So bad. But you were so happy to just be spending time with me- "

"Keep talking, but I'm gonna do your eyeshadow," you lean back in, swishing your brush over a navy blue, almost black shade, "Just so you guys know, Dad wanted to look like shit, don't unsubscribe cuz this is gonna come out bad."

"It won't be too bad, you're talented," Shota did his best to remain still, "But overall, you were just so adorable and it didn't even matter that the smudged nails got me teased in the teacher's lounge the next day. It all came off after like a week because it was shitty polish but you get the idea."

"Aww, I didn't know you kept it on, that's so sweet," you fall back briefly to inspect your work, "It's not awful but I'm only posting this because you're my dad."

"Of course, I did," Shota continued scrolling through the questions, "A lot of people are asking if you mean Dad or Daddy, and a lot more people are asking for pictures of your feet, you should block them all."

"Yeah, I got sickos in my replies too, just gotta scroll past em'."

"Disgusting..." Shota grumbled as you moved to his other eye, "Is 'electrodick' Kaminari, perchance?"

"Unfortunately."

"Gross, he asks if you had an 'I'm not like other girls' phase," Shota hummed quietly in thought, "Maybe when you were eight for like a month, but that's probably because except for Nemuri you didn't have any women in your life. Thankfully you moved on from that pretty quickly."

"Oh yeah, that was a gross, weird time. You and Papa also weren’t shitty people so I didn’t have a lot of misogynist influence."

"I like to think we did a good job," Shota sighed, finally moving back into his slouching position when you pulled away completely, "Is 'explosionmurder' Bakugou?"

"You know it."

"Okay well, he's asking if you plan on fucking up your bronzing again?" he thinks for a moment, “Was that from when you looked kinda copper-ish in a video?

"Oh my God, that was one time, Bakugou!" you shout and shake your brush at the camera, "One time!"

"I don't even know what blending is so you're doing better than I am."

"God, how are we related?"

Without hesitation, Shota replied, "Surrogate. Which answers summerlongsock's question."

"Nice," you chuckle, setting the brush back in your bag, "You probably won't need too much bronze or countour since you're going for bad," you immediately turn to the camera, "And Bakugou isn't gonna say a fucking word about it!"

"Is eyeliner next? And if so, I would enjoy a nice wing," Shota muttered, looking through the remaining questions, "Hitoshi asks why I haven't done a video with him yet."

You nod along while uncapping the liner, "I'm curious about that too. I thought my first video with a parent would be with Papa. I was gonna say family but..." you shrug, "Hitoshi was my first video and then Eri came on."

"He never asked," Shota closed both of his eyes, allowing you to move his head around as you pleased, "You just texted me the video idea and we set it up while I was in town. If Hitoshi wants a video so bad he should come up with an idea."

"Jeez, don't bully the poor boy," you laughed quietly, carefully applying more eyeliner to your father's left lid, "We should all do a video together. I think it'd be fun."

"Come up with an idea," he replied flatly before opening his eyes, "davinky wants to know when you got into makeup. Probably after thirteen, sometime."

"Yeah, I got my first real eyeshadow at like fourteen and then you guys just enabled my love of makeup after that."

"Well, the thing with that was, Hizashi and I didn't want you growing up thinking you had to wear makeup for any reason," Shota opened his eyes once he felt you back away, blinking a few times, "So we waited till you were more mature because giving makeup to a six-year-old is weird."

Capping your eyeliner, you traded it out for mascara, "Yeah, even little play kits are a bit ehhh. Don't close your eyes, but look down."

Following instruction, Shota took the opportunity to read off another question, "I can't see the name but someone's asking what we did together for fun. While you were a kid."

Humming quietly in thought, you move from one eye to the other, "We used to go to diners a lot. Those late-night diner trips, remember?"

"Oh yeah, you were such a little demon about bedtime. I had to take you to this little place for scrambled eggs or some shit and you'd fall asleep on the way back home."

Putting away your mascara, you reach out for your hairbrush before beginning to pull out the hair tie in Shota's hair, "Mina wanted me to ask what videos you show people when they ask what your kids do for a living."

"For Hitoshi, the one where he and Kaminari made Bakugou breakfast with sex toys. For you, the one where you turn yourself into Mina's little character - with the pink skin," Shota winced slightly at the tug of your hairbrush, "And Eri's a teacher so that information comes first since it's the least strange."

As you fussed with his tangled nest of hair, you read another question over Shota's shoulder, "When did you know you loved me? Like after adopting me."

"Not too long after the adoption was finalized actually," Shota grumbled as the brush made its final courses through his hair, "You've always been a really great kid. I don't know when I 'realized' but it was definitely around the time you were born, maybe like the day after."

"That's pretty good considering I was a stranger," you giggled, brushing out the final knots in his dark hair, "A baby stranger."

"Hmm," Shota hummed in response, "You almost done?"

Refraining from rolling your eyes, you fluffed Shota's now smooth and detangled hair around his shoulders with a small smile, "I'm done. Your hair is so pretty when it's brushed out."

"I know," the man muttered, handing your phone back, "Wanna do one more question and then sign off?"

"Yeah," you scroll through some of the questions, "I want it to be the best question that's ever been asked."

"Ask your own, you're great at that."

You shook your head with furrowed brows at his comment, "Is that a compliment?"

"It was meant to be."

"Thanks, but no need, I've found one. Midoriya wants to know if raising two attention whores was hard. He didn't say ‘attention whores’ because he doesn't swear but that's the vibe."

"What's Midoriya's at?" Shota asked.

"SmallMight."

"Of course," the man grumbled, closing his eyes to think, "You two were honestly pretty easy to raise. Not a whole lot of fits compared to what I've heard other parents talk about. You both liked to talk a lot to each other, and, of course, to Hizashi and me. Not terribly difficult at all."

"Aww, I'm glad we didn't make you pull your hair out," you grin.

"Oh, you still did. Absolutely."

"Nice," you giggle before turning off your phone and facing the camera, "Okay guys, well, I hope you don't clown on me as much as usual because if you do, my dad will... I don't know… kick your ass."

"Exactly," Shota nodded, a horrific smile on his face, "I'll beam right into your living room."

"Hopefully you guys come back next week where I'll..." floundering for an answer, you turn to your dad as if he’d give you ideas, "Create wings to do it better than Icarus ever could."

Giving a singular stiff nod, Shota looked dead at the camera, "I'd watch it."

"You heard it from the main man himself, peeps," you waved to the camera, Shota copying the motion, “Bye!”

"If there's one comment about my eyebags, I'm never coming on your channel again," Shota lied as you leaned over to stop recording.

"They're gonna love you, I'm sure," you assure your father, "Wanna see how I edit?"

"God no, Hitoshi showed me how long it takes to edit his videos, it looks like hell."

[caseyjonesisinthehouse]

alrighty bucko, strap in because i've been dying to explain this allllll day and you're gonna get an entire ass essay.

ok, here we go.

in the first verse, we get

A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen

This doesn't resonate with me personally, but lord knows that for a lot of people being trans is an isolating experience. the "queen" bit can be taken one of two ways- either its Elsa saying she's become the queen she always knew she was at the cost of ppl around her becoming openly transphobic and socially "isolating" her,

OR people are still seeing her as the "queen" even when that's not who she is

(just real quick, i'm trying to keep this going both ways bcause idk if elsa is transfem or transmasc. considering the next verse tho, im leaning towards transmasc. ik this song is abt ice powers and she literally makes herself a dress, but shhhhhhhhhhh ignore that)

ok, next verse.

Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you're always meant to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well now they know

This one is packed FULL of stuff that can be taken in a very trans way.

"Couldn't keep it in"- I don't know if this is the case for everyone, but for me personally it was so so hard to keep my transness under wraps once I realised I was nonbinary.

"Don't let them in, dont let them see, be the good girl you're always meant to be"- This particular line strikes me as rly transmasc, as its Elsa basically saying she's """meant""" to be a girl, but at the same time rejecting that idea.

As well as this, both the "conceal dont feel" and "dont let them in" lines are closet experiences- not wanting people to know you're trans bcause you don't know how theyre going to respond or bcause it could be dangerous depending on the situation.

And then, the first chorus.

Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anyway

This entire chorus is essentially Elsa accepting that she's trans, and deciding to embrace it. In particular, the lines "I dont care what theyre going to say" and "The cold never bothered me anyway" feel like she's rejecting the transphobia around her, and going "yknow what? who gives a shit what they think. I'm going to live my own life."

next verse!!

And the fears that once controlled me, Can't get to me at all! It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free

This? This is pure gender euphoria. This is realising you can present however the fuck you want, use whatever name and pronouns you want, and pushing the boundaries of what you want to look like. I don't have a lot else to add here- if you know what it's like, then you know.

Then to another chorus.

This one's pretty similar to the other one, but there is one line i want to touch on.

Here I stand, and here I stay Let the storm rage on

She's gone through the gender euphoria, the joy of finally knowing who she really is- and this is her digging her heels in. This comes up again really soon, but this is her first defiant stand, saying "I am here, and I'm not backing down, no matter what anyone thinks." (again, with the "storm" being the transphobia/judgement from others)

The next verse is almost exclusively about ice stuff, but there is one SUPER important line in there:

I'm never going back, the past is in the past

Once you know you're trans, and you know who you are? You never want to go back to how it was before. I sure as hell know I never want to go back to how things were pre-transition.

And lastly, the final chorus:

Let it go, let it go And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go, let it go That perfect girl is gone Here I stand, in the light of day Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anyway

To me personally, the line "I'll rise like the break of dawn" is beautiful in its own right, but it's also really powerful as a statement- rising above the challenges you've faced, and coming out of it more beautiful and powerful than ever before.

As well as this, "That perfect girl is gone" REALLY speaks to me as a transmasc moment. Like I said before- acknowledging that she was a girl, and in the same breathe revoking it and standing against it.

The last three lines work hand in hand to send a really powerful message: "I'm here, I exist, and I'm not backing down or giving up for anyone."

Soooo yeah, that's my in-depth reasoning on why I think Let It Go is super trans. Like any piece of media, this song can be interpreted in nearly any way, but seeing it as being about coming out just really resonated with me and i love it so much now because of that.

my hot take of the day: Let It Go from Frozen is a song about coming out as transgender.

That is all