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You know that idea that floats around thats like a bunch of aliens on a gameshow or living in a house together and they all think everyone else is human and they're the only alien in the group? So they all just keep feeding each other human misinformation?
Yeah that but lethal company and four different entities are on a team together
Like a Jester in a suit way too big for it and it's super sensitive cuz it doesn't have its box, a Bracken in a suit way too small for it with weird boots on, a coil thet has to strap its helmet down or else its head will pop up and send the helmet flying, a hygrodere in a suit that just looks like a normal pudgy guy but sometimes they catch him in weird shapes like he has no bones,
#I've been thinking abt this a lot#I really wanna draw the hugrodere one so bad#like the coil and the Bracken could mostly pass as humans#the jester would be iffy but all it would have to do is be like oh I'm just petit so my suit doesn't fit#but the hygrodere?#it's so normal that it's suspicious#bonus points if you add in extra entities like#three loot bugs in a company suit#or snare flea and loot bug working together to pilot the suit#baby giant.#baboon hawk that can't see well because it has to tuck its beak thing close to its body so it just is like •v•#👁️
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starting to feel like part of the reason that Sam and Celia's romance thing feels a little off rn is cuz like. what do you mean they're actually dating. he asked her on a date and she said yes. and it's working out so far. it's chill and fine. what do you mean they're not pining for 4 seasons, not communicating, and then getting together only after one of them walked through hell to drag the other out and make sure they know they're loved and wanted. they haven't even patched each other's wounds yet hello. aren't y'all moving a little fast.
#ramblings with major#the magnus protocol#tmagp#ripsam#this isn't a criticism or gripe or anything btw this is a joke im being silly#it just feels so STRANGE for them to be romancing like normal people#like im only just accepting genuinely that celia actually wants to date sam for normal reasons. she's so mysterious and suspicious#but she just! likes spending time with him!! she likies him!! this is normal!!#it feels so WEIRD but its chill! it is also really funny#like yeah Celia's whole Thing is def gonna come up at some point but so far they are just vibing#idk its funnysilly to me#it might also feel weird because romance in general is strange to me. but ive already had that minor aro crisis once#we're not gonna look at that rn
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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favourite thing: his new habit of saying uhuh/mhm and also this
#the first time he did it in unmortricken i was like Fuck Yes and little did i know he would just keep doing it the whole time#DESPERATELY hoping they keep both of these things. i Love when characters have tiny little habits sprinkled in their actions#to me these things kinda sorta symbolise him no longer being afraid to really be himself#like he no longer has to hide certain things about himself that inside of the cfc wouldve made him appear ‘suspicious’#since he IS like so much different than any other morty ever#also barely related but like. em is fundamentally such a good character bc everytime we see him he’s feeling something different#in his first appearance he was cold and distant because at the time he was new to being free and was strictly focused on his goal and wasn’#even sure if it would work#in his second appearance he seemed hopeful and honest both of these things just being a trap to get the people of the citadel to trust him#and his old colder self unfurling near the end after he successfully becomes president#in his third appearance he seems giddy almost. he’s constantly giggling before and after sentences and he’s super eager to just Get The Hel#Out. and also to reveal the truth to morty prime. make it so that he doesn’t have to be the one to shoulder everything anymore.#and this fourth appearance. apart from a few little details he really just seems happy and comfortable. the entire episode he was just doin#whatever he wanted and nobody got in his way at all. and i could not be happier#normal about this character!#rick and morty#evil morty#rick and morty spoilers#odiespeak
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Zuko looked up and locked eyes with his cousin, who was struck speechless. Then, ever so slowly, Lu Ten's lips twitched upwards. And then he smiled. And then he beamed. And then he nodded proudly once, just once, and vanished.
Lu Ten comes back in For the Spirits Chapter VII: Take Me South, only to leave Zuko with more questions than answers. Just how much is he truly aware of? When will he return? What is Zuko going to do now?
(What will the South bring?)
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#for the spirits#spirit touched zuko#new gods au#lu ten atla#lu ten#atla zuko#zuko fanfic#atla fanfic#atla fic#atla au#fire nation royal family#For the Spirits Chapter VII: Take Me South#EVERYONE LOOK IT'S TEN TEN#My sweet darling baby boy—I love this bastard so much you have literally no idea#I played with the idea of making him look closer to the spirits in ATLA—blue and look-through and classically ghostly.#But that's not how Zuko sees them at all. Despite not being able to interact directly with material things (unless you're a high spirit)...#...ghosts and spirits look *normal*. Most of the time. Hence pretty Ten Ten.#I'm sure it was a mess for Zuko growing up. He had to learn which persons around him were *alive* and which ones...weren't.#Which is why that scene in Ch5 with Lu Ten is so heartbreaking for me...#Actually...any scene with Ten Ten is both heartbreaking and heartwarming in equal measure. He's amazing like that (I love him SO much)#I have big plans for him in the future! I'd love to hear your thoughts about where you think this is going and exactly what is going on#What is Lu Ten aware of? What (or who) will Zuko encounter in the South Pole? What in Agni's name is going on?????#What do you think of the blue eyes? Or Izumi's and Lu Ten's suspicious behavior?#I love your theories and thoughts! So if you have any please let me know ❤️
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Charles: Those Westies are so weird and creepy, always looking out their windows
The Westies: That Charles is so weird and creepy, always looking out his window
#they're all so suspicious about a super normal thing lol#omitb spoilers#omitb#only murders in the building
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The Alternative Costumes of Resident Evil 2 (2019): Leon S. Kennedy & Classic
#crimson's gifs: resident evil#Resident Evil#RE#Resident Evil 2#RE2#RE2R#RE2MAKE#Resident Evil 2 Remake#Leon S. Kennedy#Leon Scott Kennedy#Leon Kennedy#Leon S Kennedy#Leon (RE)#Some of the tags on my other alt costumes set for Leon were so suspicious im begging yall to be normal#remember im an actual person who has to read the tags on my reblogged sets 😭😭#Someone reblogged my G-BIRKIN SET with thirst and brother ive never been more traumatised#THATS A CORPSE!!!
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How would Fakey react to meeting someone who was similar to a Peppino clone, but not actually a Peppino clone? Someone who has the same strange, squishy, tall body structure as him, but is not actually a Peppino clone like him.
hmmmmm..... strange, squishy, and tall you say? well not to worry, i've found a fellow over here who fits that description just perfectly! let's see how they get along.
... that's strange though.... i wonder why Fake seems a bit... agitated?
#hello hi yes still alive!! trying to get asks done but AAAUUUGH i've been working on so many things and also real life work 😔#but here you go! a totally normal not-suspicious lanky fella here to say hi to Fakey! i'm sure they'll get along! 😁#there's no way this person in particular could be somebody that Fake Peppino would gladly rip into little pieces.... right?#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#pizza tower pizzahead#i mean..... wait who? *cough* that's weird. i swear he's not in this drawing 👀💧
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… okay … homo
#i don’t even remember what dialogue i chose to elicit this response but#i know that any normal person would NOT respond like this#i think i just called him suspicious#persona 5#goro akechi#shuake#akira kurusu#urgh…. so many GAY people in this game#i’m FLOODED with GAY people#and GAY subtext#this plus that one scene everyone talks abt#where akechi is talking to joker at the train station and if u say ‘i’m sleepy’ he’s like#‘wow you’re so interesting i LOVE talking to you akira you’re really interesting wow you look wonderful today and i love your voice also’#i know what You are.
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one piece filler ep where they run into another peto-peto villain of the week guy but this time instead the devil fruit power rearranges people's brain chemistry so they have the thoughts behaviours emotional intelligence etc of a dog. zoro gets hit but he's just exactly the same
#it's a problem in that of it's a non-problem. i.e. no one notices so it never gets addressed. the straw hats just leave#zoro starts growling and barking at an enemy mid-fight and nami's like i really wish this was new for you but we all know it's not.#sanji finds zoro in the store room like 4 weeks later on all fours gnawing on a bone and is like yeah nothing out of the ordinary here#(kicks him out)#his tactile needs increase marginally but luffy's already on top of this so it goes entirely under the radar#he catches a rabbit with his bare teeth and starts shaking it around and usopp just starts screaming CAN YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THAT SHIT#(normal usopp-zoro interaction)#zoro gets flocked by children one time and he just. accepts it. Lets them pile up and crawl all over him. And Robin's like ''actually....'#''No. Nothing new.''#the gang only start getting suspicious 4 months in when zoro gets into a habit of sitting between luffy's legs or at his feet#but the suspicion is honestly more directed towards the relationship status there#one piece#op#opla#zolu#roronoa zoro#zoro#CJ's op watch-through
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for the ask game
tim creates a clone of kon, but this is dicktim tim has to carry the fetus or breastfeed it, but dick suddenly gets a mommy kink and immediately falls in love
for the ask game!
DICKTIM MOMMY KINK. how did you know i have such a thing for just about any Batcest ship where the other person calls Tim mommy. i don't even know why i just think that shit is so fun.
it'd have to be Omegaverse for me, that's the only scenario i personally could write m-preg. i like the thought of no one knowing that Tim has gone on this crusade. and after 99 failures, Tim's so desperate and angry he tries in vitro fertilization. the first few times it doesn't work so he doesn't take it too seriously, at this point it's just a compulsion. he gets to a point he stops taking the pregnancy tests. so when about a month later, he's experiencing morning sickness and he's missed his heat, Tim has an 'oh, shit.' moment. and well. telling Dick first is his *natural* answer. (i think he'd also go to Steph, but in canon she'd be "dead" at this point) Tim doesn't know what to do, he didn't think he'd get this far. Dick is comforting and grounding, agreeing to help Tim hide this the best he can. Tim has to time it right, fake a bad injury so it makes sense he's benched and wearing baggy sweaters for a few months.
it's platonic at first. Dick is an alpha but his bond with Tim is more of a pack bond and he's just trying to help Tim through this awkward situation he got himself into. (and not laugh at him too much in the process bc well. only Tim. only Tim could manage this.) the pregnancy hormones have Tim all over the place. he's seeking comfort and Dick is trying to keep it platonic and professional, even when he's cuddling Tim or bringing him weird cravings at 2 am. the trust in Dick and Tim's bond makes Dick Tim's only real support system. (also just bc the Titans were a goddamn mess in this era) maybe at some point they tell Bruce the truth but Bruce is dealing with Jason so. bigger fish. it forces them closer as Dick is the only one who can help Tim with the awkward sides of pregnancy. Dick is basically living with Tim and because Tim can't satiate the itch to be in the field (he's tried sneaking out, it earned him a lecture from Dick and a warning that Dick would handcuff him to the radiator if Tim tried that again) so Tim runs comms. for anyone who asks, but mostly for Dick, to the point he's in Dick's ear even when Dick doesn't need the backup, just to keep each other company.
i think, as the pregnancy went on and Tim's chest started to fill out and his hips are bigger, that's when Dick's feeling shift. one second Tim is just his pack, the next Tim is suddenly a very pretty, very vulnerable omega that's Dick is protecting and his wires get all kinds of crossed about it. he starts dousing himself in scent blockers so Tim doesn't notice the change, can't smell how much Dick wants him. which makes Tim annoyed because Dick's scent has been a consistent calming factor keeping the worst of his hormones in check. it'd lead to an awkward fight where Dick is dancing around the truth and Tim just wants to bite him out of anger. finally, Dick admits it and. Tim kind of bluescreens bc sure he's had a crush on Dick for years, but it's sort of like your celebrity crush calling you up and asking for a date. it makes no sense and he can't wrap his head around it. he almost thinks Dick is making fun of him, because Tim is super self-conscious about the pregnancy and mortified he put himself in this situation. it takes a lot of reassurance and a long conversation, but. well, they do end up having sex.
Dick doesn't *mean* to call Tim mommy the first time. he knows Tim hates being emasculated as an omega, and knows Tim is vulnerable about being pregnant. their sex is gentle, no matter how much Tim insists he can take it because Dick doesn't want to hurt the baby, or Tim. it's when Tim finally huffs with annoyance and flips them over -reminding Dick that Tim is still trained and deadly, even like this- to take control and actually get the rough sex he needs right now, when it slips out. there's something just very pretty about Tim taking control and taking what he needs from Dick, but still being whiny and squirmy on top of him. so the first time Dick calls him mommy is an accident and they're *both* startled by just how much they like it. their sex life goes from soft and caring to *very* interesting overnight, where Dick doesn't hide how much he likes Tim's chest. and well. breastfeeding kink. for completely scientific reasons, of course. just to help the milk flow and make sure Tim's body is adjusting well. definitely not bc of the noises Tim makes when Dick does it no sir.
when Tim finally has the clone baby, they're both smitten with this tiny clone. i think they'd end up mating and either say it's Dick's baby or they adopted it. (the lie only works short term bc well, sooner or later that baby's going to start lifting trucks. not to mention Kon does come back to life and is perturbed by how much Tim's kid looks like him.) it's a very cute, fluffy happily ever after sort of deal, with plenty of mommy kink. i think Tim would be huffy and annoyed at how long he'd have to wait for sex bc in my mind, Tim uses sex as a stress relief and is very annoyed when he's deprived of it so, they'd find creative ways around it.
#necrotic festerings#dicktim#tim drake x dick grayson#dick grayson x tim drake#timdick#batcest#mpreg#nsft#to be clear i'm so not here to yuck anyone's yum about mpreg in the confines of like. normal guy giving birth#it's just not my personal wheelhouse#and tbf you could do this with trans!tim and make it work#but as an afab trans person who's infertile i won't lie. i forget afab trans ppl can have babies.#fully goes over my head.#if you ever read one of my fics and go “why didn't they use protection he could get pregnant??”#know the answer is i fucking *forgot* most afab ppl are fertile.#same with periods bc i don't get mine. straight up forget everyone else does a monthly blood sacrifice.#anywhore#this one is a tad out of my wheelhouse so it was fun to think about!#bc usually i wouldn't explore an idea like this so it was a fun challenge to see how i would do it#do love that mid typing it i checked comic dates to see if steph was 'dead' and she was then i continued on like nothing happened#2006 was a weird era for comics.#i think a soft idea is a fun lil palette cleanser after the dead dove so this one was cute!!#anyway more mpreg should have just the weirdness of pregnancy#messy hormones! cravings! body changes! being unable to tie your own damn shoes!#that's the FUN of it#like dick would regularly see tim naked even before feelings bloomed just because tim needed help getting in his damn pants.#so when feelings start dick is sweating for his life helping Tim dress like. don't be suspicious. don't be suspicious.#tim in dick's clothes bc his own don't fit anymore >>>#i do love mommy kink tho it's my fave how'd you know.#fussy bottom mommy tim. how i love you.
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And this isn't a suspicious chapter to put Inko's character page on at all obviously...the exact chapter that shows the end of the All Might and All for One's battle in Kamino. And Inko is the only character besides Kotaro with her family member(s) listed as her favorite thing. Completely normal, nothing to see here.
Look, the least suspicious reason for this placement is that Inko has one of her biggest character moments in the upcoming home visit chapter. And the similar favorite things between Kotaro and Inko could indicate a parallel in their roles of being "normal people" who are close relatives of One for All users. (Because All Might had no family by the time he received One for All and Shigaraki never knew Nana, Kotaro and Inko are the only characters that can fulfill this role).
But if dad for one turns out to be true, the placement of this character page becomes hilarious. Chapter 94: All for One being transported across the sea onto an island and being wheeled into the highest security prison in the country. The ending: Poor Inko has had to raise Izuku all alone because her husband is over the sea. She feels so guilty. I feel bad for her when I draw her.
#bnha reread#midoriya inko#shimura kotaro#all for one#afo#dad for one#all for one can't also be this kind of parallel bc he is in no way normal under anyone's definition even abt yoichi#look she's so ordinary that it comes back around to being suspicious#would also laugh if the shimura inko theory ended up being true but i'm not particularly sold on that one
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i doodle a lot in spanish class so here are my guys
#Ignore how sasaro gets more and more passionate#Its a joke guys i swear#That being said i think they should be allowed to kiss#With samatoki involved too#Like 3 platonic kisses between them before people get suspicious#Im not even big on shipping tbh but they do look good together#Anyway enough about allat#I doodle sasara and samatoki a lot on normal paper so sorry for no samatoki i love my king#Uugghhh time to tag#hypmic#hypnosis mic#hypnosis microphone#disney twst#twst wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#divus crewel#jade leech#floyd leech#azul ashengrotto#doppo kannonzaka#sasara nurude#rosho tsutsujimori#jyuto iruma#Yes i know jyuto is singing the wrong lyrics#This was all done with finger FUUCCCCKK#ill put the translations later#Noctiart#Noctifan
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"proship dni" this, "comship dni" that, "neutral dni" unfortunately the people you don't like are still human and deserve comfort. my fucking god shut the hell up you're just as annoying as they are and protest WAY too much about it. go unlearn your purity morality shit
#i dont even KNOW what comship means man#but im so tired of reading every instance of this under the sun with every post about selfshipping#like you realize a good CHUNK of the selfshipping community is going to BE them because they're already otherwise normally ostracized from#their communities for other reasons including being neurodivergent.#they deserve comfort too good lord shut the fuck up with the holier-than-thou “i'm better than you” attitude you're really fucking not and#frankly i'm more suspicious of people like you having something to hide about what they like and dislike#i'm neither pro nor anti nor neutral i'm just a human fucking being that stopped giving a shit about stuff that truly does not matter and#won't affect me in the long run. i'm an adult with more serious things to worry about.#it's like seeing the damn “dni” banners everywhere You Are Annoying.#also it's not like i like anything particularly 'heinous' anyways or pedophilic and i shouldn't need to clarify this but apparently i do!#i'm just sick of this purity culture bullshit i REALLY am#whether u want to hear this or not it is queerphobic and ableist. do u understand? cool.#proship#comship#f/o#selfship#selfshipping
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i thought arthur finally got a rly good night's sleep but turns out this was just the beginning of a nightmare full of The Horrors
#fandom related#arthur lester#malevolent#i already got suspicious when john didn't greet him after waking up so my joy lasted only for like one second#anyway i hope the last ever episode of malevolent will be arthur and john just having a normal nice day w/o any horrors#they sleep in and get some nice rest they make a yummy breakfast then they spent they day doing nice stuff#like going to the movies etc and have a nice dinner. then they plan out the fun and nice activities they wanna do the next day before going#to bed. end of episode. throughout all of this the listeners will be on edge expecting The Horrors to happen any moment. but they don't#the episode ends. we the listeners cry w relief and joy#im only at ep 31 so idk what happens later or what the future plans for malevolent are so. just wishful thinking ig#or maybe just me craving a nice day w/o any horrors lol#btw ive been in the malevolent tag before actually starting to listen to it so i got a glimpse of characters like the butcher oscar noel etc#and im looking forward to hearing abt them after seeing all the fanart of them. v excited. felt the same abt kayne and kiy. oh and marie!
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hey, trickster! happy birthday! as you can see, i've been waiting for you. i knew you would be alone at this time and place. how? let's just say it was instinct. now, please accept my birthday greetings!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYINGIUSJHNUFIJHNUISHNLUISCFHNUISBHNFUISBHNSFE "i've been waiting for you i knew you'd be alone at this time and place" WHAT DO YOU WANTIULHNIUSEHNDUHAHAHSAHJJKDSKJ ROOK MY LOVE I MISS YOU SO MUCH BUT WHAT ARE YOU PLANNINGIUHSNEDUICLNSCDSEICFNUSEJHCFNSCLNFSIHSUNULSJFHN
#twst#rook hunt#HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUMPSCARED ME I FORGOT THEY WOULD BE GREETING#his greetings keeps on changing every year this year wAS HELLA SUSPICIOUS#i am not complaining BUT UEUEUEUE MY HUNTER OF LOVE#heeeheee epel greeted me too#WRECKING HIS NUIS AS WE SPEAK HE'S CATCHING ME OFF GUARD#i miss him so much do you have any idea how i try to just be normal these days without content from him#ROOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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