#it's gonna be annoying. sorry

[hansoeii]

when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it

AND NOW IT'S REAL

THEY DID IT

MY CREATION.

IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[sharkbaitouhaha]

hello and good morning to my new favourite article headline. i need this game injected directly into my veins, i cannot wait any longer

[eddiethehunted]

[fleshadept]

i hope all the mean posts people are making about people playing the hp game are making people cry about it. feel bad bitch. you are defined by your actions and if you decide to give money to an astonishingly antisemitic game owned by a transphobe then i HOPE people being mean makes you feel like shit

[asexualdindjarin]

activists have been arrested while setting up a peaceful protest at a point along the procession route. simple placards saying Not My King and bright yellow t-shirts and they've been arrested! in a democracy! for what crime, spoiling the vibes?

[starscream-is-my-wife]

This is part 1 of a continuation for my other post where LL Megatron gets trapped in the G1 universe, I was thinking about how someone would go insane in this cartoon world and thought "what if Megatron had someone else to accompany him" so, I gave Starscream an existential crisis

Edit: final part is out, I tagged everything as G1 x LL AU!

[reginalusus]

"Who are you?" "I am you."

A detail I always enjoyed in Nolan's The Dark Knight was in that scene where Harvey takes a shot at the bar, you can see the drink actually trickle through his exposed scars. So that kind of inspired the smoke thing going on, lol.

Image description: Fanart of DC's Harvey Dent/Two-Face. There are two images, both containing a side profile of each of Harvey's sides as he smokes a cigarette. The first is coloured in blue, displaying Harvey's unscarred side. The smoke blows cleanly from his nose. The second is Harvey's scarred side, coloured in red. The smoke billows from his open scars and from his exposed nostril. End of image description.

[goldenpinof]

okay, i think i'm gonna update this post, since i got some info only because of it.

the day i received this hoodie i emailed M&E (the company who is shipping wad merch within the EU) and told them a lot of things lol. they were silent for a week. after that, i sent them a follow-up since by that time i also got new information that someone from the EU received a hoodie with the original colours. and only after the 2nd email i got some kind of a response about the company "working hard to find a solution". today (March 18) i got an email that said, "I have just been told that they will be getting new stock from the UK within a week and your new hoodie will be shipped then as well." this sentence confused me so much that i had to ask them to elaborate. previously, i've been told that the EU shop was reprinting hoodies (and it matched the information about the US and UK shops reprinting them as well. which is factual.). and the EU shop manufacturing the most popular hoodies and t-shirts made so much sense that i didn't even question it further. surprise-surprise, the EU shop does not manufacture wad merch as of right now.

here is my conversation with someone from M&E (i stopped using "Daniel Howell" because at this point we both knew who/what we were talking about. in the initial email i used the shop name):

you know what's funny? the person who i'm communicating with gets me! shipping merch items back and forth is stupid (my words, not theirs). basically, irl merch is manufacturing merch for the EU in the UK and shipping it to the Netherlands where M&E is packaging merch items and shipping them within the EU.

something to consider: Dan's worldwide shop (aka the UK shop) is able to ship to the EU countries as well. they don't need the EU shop for that.

i get partnering with M&E to collect some merch items from all over the EU and then ship them from one warehouse. but if irl merch has to reprint and ship new stocks to the EU (the Netherlands) anyway, why wouldn't they just collect scattered merch in the UK? idk who was negotiating the contract and why they didn't come to the most obvious solution but M&E should have been manufacturing/reprinting the most popular merch items right from the beginning. at least that option should have been in the contract. i'm sure it's cheaper. "first printings" - this restock is not the 1st printing. my faded orange hoodie is also not the original printing. considering that the EU shop ships also Kiswe's orders there are quite a lot of hoodies/tshirts being shipped from the UK to the EU shop.

anyway, "all first printings were made in the UK/USA" makes me think the AU shop is in the same position as the EU shop. i'm just not sure from which country hoodies/tshirts are being shipped to Australia.

just to be clear. based on everything i've been told, the UK fucked up the printing on mine and Juul's hoodies. which is even funnier, since they had the originals (never heard of comparing, i guess).

my initial emails to M&E are below if anyone is interested. i kinda insinuated that the Doomed hoodies were reprinted in the Netherlands but it wasn't debunked right away. which is funny. also me mentioning irl merch and only then getting a reply is a weird coincidence :) the updated scheme as i understand it is also under the cut:

the fuck-ass scheme:

update on Kiswe's orders shipped to Canada:

they go to the US shop instead of worldwide. so "Dan's US shop" -> "US/CANADA deliveries" (via APC), only when we're talking about Kiswe. otherwise, Canadians still can't order from Dan's or dnp's US shops.

i got my doomed hoodie from the EU shop. and yeah. it is not orange

[teaboot]

tranny freak :)

[bookrat]

Sinosauropteryx available for $200~

Sold!

[spineless-lobster]

Icarus and melinoë are like the elementary school kids who would shyly hold hands on the playground and I 100% support them they are so adorable

[sandeewithtwoe]

And now I present you: scenarios in my head that aren’t long enough to be a full comic

The last guy talking to Nightmare is Ccino btw

Dust belongs to ask-dusttale

Nightmare and Dream belong to Jokublog

Farmer belong to GuinongTale_AU

Horror belongs to horrortalecomic

Epic belongs to yugogeer012

Ccino belongs to black-nyanko

In case you can’t read my handwriting:

Scenario 1

Dust: Can I die now?

Nightmare: No.

Dust: Goddamnit

Scenario 2

Farmer: By the way, I’ve got an appointment with the horse doctor today, so…

Horror: (How can a horse be a doctor?)

Scenario 3

Dream: I hope all your dreams come true next year!

Epic: Believe me, none of us wants that

Scenario 4

Nightmare: and then my brother, that BITCH-

Ccino: We don’t use that word here

Nightmare: Right, right. My brother… that CUNT-

Ccino: We don’t use that either

[theoddholloway]

Sorry in advance for the frickin’ overwhelming amount of Armin….

I drew the boy. He’s so annoying, and I love him. Practically every version of him in the parody show. Leave it at that……

Also, nothing can beat the quote, “Eureka! I think I know what we have to do! We have to get the key into the lock somehow!” Like, yes Armin! That’s exactly how a key works! Good job 👍

Alright, sorry again. I hope your eyes aren’t burnt too much from their sockets..

[medicalunprofessional]

wunderbar !

[bookwyrminspiration]

i need you all to be normal about people deciding they don't want to explore their identities. we're not inherently repressing anything, and we're not lost opportunities for self-fulfillment and finding community. maybe some people are, but we are allowed to decide we're satisfied and digging deeper isn't what we want, and we're valid for it. it is our choice. please stop treating us like we're naive and gonna regret it