#it’s michael time bitches
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#it’s michael time bitches#osemanverse#solitaire#heartstopper#michael holden#text post meme#osemanverse as textposts
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Two ends of the gender envy spectrum
Twink
and whatever the fuck this is
#david tennant#michael sheen#campbell bain#miles maitland#thorne jamison#peter vincent#takin over the asylum#bright young things#laws of attraction#fright night#both of them make me scream “gender”#but both are very different genders#one is like “I wanna be pretty”#and the other is like “I wanna be pretty but in the bitch way”#either way I wanna be both at the same time
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omg yeah i’d love to hang out! unfortunately these are my thinking about good omens hours! yeah all of them. mmhm every single hour. no breaks. for the foreseeable future. yeah.
#FREE ME FROM THIS OBSESSION#I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE PATHETIC LOSERS#Neil babygirl I love you but good god stop making me cry pls#im already sad and gay enough I don’t need to vicariously relive my own divorce thru these dumbass elderich bitches#(‘divorce’ = that time when i was 19 and my best friend (whom I was madly in love with) just like. left)#:D#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable lovers#go2#ineffable wives#azicrow#neil gaiman#michael sheen#good omens brainrot#good omens season two#david tennant#good omens season 2#ineffable divorce#good omens spoilers#anthony j crowley#good omens tv
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Something I picked up on in 15x8 that I think is really cute, Michael didn’t see Lilith until the very last second, you can see just before the camera switches to Adam that Michael looks up startled because he recognises Lilith. So are you telling me that Michael, Archangel warrior who can sense wavelengths changing, was so focused on listening to Adam explain why he wants a little job that he didn’t notice when Lilith walked into the diner?
Watching Adam intently: <3 ❤️😍💐<3🌸🌼🎉 <3 🥰
Wait a minute, who dare interrupt our date???🤨🤨🤨
Not this bitch bffr 🙄
Bro was so down bad for his funky little human it’s embarrassing
#midam#midam spn#adam milligan#michael spn#supernatural#if you look very closely you can see the hearts in Michael’s eyes#Lilith: your father literal GOD wants to see you#Michael: shut up bitch *Smites her*#*Proceeds to take Adam to Egypt as a honeymoon*#these bitches get gayer and gayer the more times I rewatch them
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31 Days of Ghost | Day 7: Favourite Song from: Impera
↳ Hunter's Moon (2021)
#fire is a bitch in gifs but i think i made it work#hunter's moon is one of my ultimate halloween songs#and not just because it was made for the halloween franchise#it just sounds very spooky scary skeletons to me#also it was released during the time when i was sucked back into ghost and their music#so it's special to me#also also i love horror movies#i still remember watching halloween kills in cinemas and staying during the credits because of hunter's moon#good times in autumn 2021#what a time to be alive#papa emeritus IV#papa IV#papa emeritus 4#papa 4#cardinal copia#copia#the band ghost#ghost#hunter's moon#impera era#impera#michael myers#halloween kills#halloween#31DaysofGhost#my gifs
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hey when they wrote "knight behind bars" and they wrote kitt helping a couple get together and they gave him the line "Some day, it will be my turn" [to find love]. did they know what they were doing. did they know that in some 40 years some gay autistic robot-obsessed little freak on tumblr would not stop thinking about it for weeks and write literal dozens of paragraphs screaming about it on discord. did they know they were going to ruin Me, Specifically, with this concept that feels like the culmination of everything kitt has gone through through the show and such a fascinating thing to think about in regards to michael and kitt's relationship,
one of the themes of knight rider is kitt developing as a Person, developing a line between the Knight Industries Two-Thousand, and Kitt. discovering humanity, his own emotions, the joys of the seemingly and logically pointless, and often through the lens of his own driver, his partner, his friend, Michael - his primary guide through all these experiences, his reference for those human things he doesn't understand. and as much as he initially claims to not be capable of experiencing emotions, of understanding feelings, he learns to. he experiences a wide range of emotions through the show even while claiming he doesn't, he even learns fear and insecurity. perhaps it's only natural a robot would learn to love, or at the very least be terribly curious about it and wonder if such a thing could ever exist for Him
the majority of people are not exactly kind to kitt. they talk about him like he's not there, they talk about him like he's a machine, a novelty, some people are even scared of or disturbed by him when all he's trying to do is make polite conversation and company. he's always Othered - there's no other cars like him (at least not anymore), but there's no other person like him either, he doesn't truly belong among humans or vehicles. some of the technicians at FLAG don't even seem to fully respect him as a person, at least they don't based on my vague recollection of how they talk about him in Junkyard Dog. when Michael asks him after KARR is destroyed if it feels good to be one of a kind again, he doesn't say yes or no - he only says it's a "familiar feeling." it may be familiar, but it's surely also isolating, and i think that's something he'd realize as he slowly picks up this curiosity about love. where could he even find it when so few people see him as an equal person to begin with?
and then there's michael. oh my god, and then there's michael. no matter what flavor you choose to read it in, the whole show is about their relationship, they're a duo, a set Not to be separated, they're Partners. they work together, they worry about and look after each other (forever insane about when kitt was a melted shell, Michael stuck around the garage for hours, waiting for any news like a worried spouse, constantly checking on him every opportunity he got... encouraging him to recover, and even helping paint back on his protective coating... kitt always looks after michael, but for once, it's michael's turn to look after Him), in a way they were Made for each other - Kitt more literally, being programmed for Michael and holding his namesake, but Michael was also made in a sense for the pilot program, hand picked and given a second life to work for the foundation and with this strange supercar. and even if they had a rocky start, michael comes to view kitt as a person - car, TV set, or computer core, Kitt is his partner, his buddy. he helps him find himself, guides him and teaches him about these things that make us human, and in a way, kitt becomes human - but his entire experience is still through the perspective of an AI in a car, it's still very unique and isolating, and I think he sort of grows into his own limitations, he's finally brushing against the walls that define him.
he learns of love, and then he learns to dream Of love. these things he sees in the movies, that michael tells him about, that he so often sees michael Partaking in that he gets so oddly jealous of, doesn't it all seem so wonderful? he's very curious. but who could ever love steel and circuitry, who could ever see him as an equal let alone a partner in a romantic sense? who would ever love a car and all the limitations That comes with? it's a problem for a hypothetical hopeful Some Day, in the meantime stuck between two worlds where he doesn't perfectly belong to either, where no car Can love him and no human seemingly Would love him...
and michael loves him anyway. before either of them really realize or talk about it, in spite of everything, in any form, regardless of the fact it wouldn't be a typical relationship by absolutely any means, michael loves him anyway. kitt is as much a person to him as bonnie or devon or RC, and that person is someone he loves and cares for deeply. the feeling is mutual, kitt's world revolves around michael, he's one of the most important people in kitt's life, and he'd do anything to protect him.
and it is michael that will finally teach him to love, and what it means to feel loved in turn, to be loved as the person he undoubtedly is.
#liz blogs#kr#knight rider#michael knight#kitt#robots#gay#this isnt writing. its rambling. its very insane rambling.#WHAT is the ship tag. i dont even know. fuck it we ball#michael x kitt#sure#knight rider spoilers#i saw someone make up a really good one but i cant remember what it was-- oh my god was it MK2000. was it. was that iT-#mk2000#retroactively gonna go tag all the fruity posts with that i dont care#do not even get me started on michael learning to love for the first time in This lifetime. ... literally dont get me started i havent seen#the last stevie episode yet. thats next weeks crying fit. but i feel like that's a piece i need#but stevie was michael Long's girl. part of His life. michael Knight can't go back to that. and maybe he Shouldn't#listen. its about michael teaching kitt to love. and kitt Letting him learn to love Again. something real besides his weekend flings#i need a lobotomyyyyyyy i need an ice pick to the brain i need to stop being completely fucking insane about robots#IF BEING INSANE ABOUT FICTIONAL ROBOTS WAS A JOB I WOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE#anyway michael is bisexual and a dashboard smoocher thanks for coming to my ted talk#homosexuality is rampant in the military jerry. thats a bisexual if ever i saw one. have you seen the way he dresses. he calls his car baby#if you dont watch knight rider and you read this i'm sorry i must look deranged#this ship is queer flavored even besides the fact its two guys. there's like four levels of queer flavoring in this bitch
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The BREAK UP!? | Good Omens Episode 3 Blind Reaction
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#michael sheen “is just handsome in every font”#yes he fucking is#following these quirky bitches through time#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#david tennant#michael sheen#danny motta#Youtube
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hi bob
#for all mankind#the goods#gordo stevens#ed baldwin#danielle poole#michael dorman#joel kinnaman#krys marshall#bitches who never draw in cools will have to omit the colour yellow and have a full mental breakdown#anyway hi bob episode of all time TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! rewatched s1 this past week and apollo 22 you are sooo everything to me
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big things happening here aka self indulgent offshoot au with my friend where she sticks her character into my ocverse and shit starts happening it's funny
ogilvie emerson, called "big dog" by us cuz that's his au nickname from where he originally came from
#oc arte#vile coke#oc; michael düwall#oc; dani summers#oc; ogilvie emerson#yall ogilvie is my friend cici's au character 4 times removed from the source material can anyone guess who he originally is#you won't believe me#his name already is a hint#and he is a werewolf puppy dawg btw#he and dani are best friends <3#it's always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy#big dog and dani and michael get really silly together it's strange#it's like a love triangle but instead of a triangle it's like all sorts of toxicity and codependency it's fucking funny like guys what#except for big dog and dani. they're literally just friends#they're all having fun#luc arte
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⚔️@ballcrusher74 ♦ Fencer & Faux
🧸@shynighter Sinny
🍓@il0vecatsuwu Michael
Hey guys I drew your sillies.
Expect me to do something like this again, or repost, because I'm not done with you Fauxerz.
#Lethal Company#TAGGING THIS HAS CRASHED ME SEVERAL TIMES.#HEL#Anyhoo#lethal company art#lethal company fanart#lethal company oc#lethal company nutcracker#lethal company employee#not my oc (all of the above)#Fencer only has a separate shot bc I don't want paper distortion to fucking obliterate him#He's drawn at the edge of the page.#I like Sinny#Text next to the OCs read:#“ 'wandering is a sin' lookin' ass ♡ ” -Sinny#“ lil' guy ♡ put him in a cake ” “ bake him ” -Michael#“ ███ bro slays (literal) ” -Fencer#No I'm not done with these bitches#especially not that fake ass bitch who's name is literally fake.#Expect me to ping again when I finish the pair.#I also have a few other doodles of other OCs.#I'll save that for when I finish.#I'm totally sane about#I'm totally normal about Lethal Company#I HAVE PLANS *SHAKES FIST AT AIR*#I'LL BE BAAAAAAA—#(or not)#[I'm stalling to post this I'm hesitant :<#edit: I don't even know if Fencer would say that but it's a funny word#So it stays.
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Alright folks, I've taken up reading tma again (sorry for the delay, had a bunch of stuff to sort out before) and finally arrived at mag 60! Since I now have a faithful audience of one (1) person that I must disappoint, may I present:
The Magnus Archives but I'm halfway through season 2 (and the confusion somehow got worse)
The episodes are named "MAG[...]" and that's apparently because of "Magnus".
I know, that's pretty obvious. I'm dumb, ok?
There's Michael, he's tall, distorted and HANDsome and I love him.
He kidnaps people and talks about philosophy. What an icon. I'm gay
That (the kidnappings, not me being gay) really annoys the main character. I think he should take another cup of coffee and let Art be.
Speaking of our favourite jalapeno, he entered his paranoid era!
Babygirl is archiving all over the Magnus and spying on his colleagues. What a slay.
Scary Switcheroo Sasha is Not Happy At All about it.
Well, to be honest, nobody is. Except Martin. An absolute gem.
"I am not a who, I'm a what" WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THAT SENTENCE? IT'S SO PHILOSOPHICAL I'M PUTTING THAT ON MY METAPHORICAL YEARBOOK AND EMBROIDERING IT ON EVERY TABLECLOTH I CAN FIND
GERARD KEAY IS BACK HE'S ON HOLIDAY I LOVE HIM.
Simon Fairchild is everywhere who is that man is he dead is he God's servant did he write Ex Altiora?
Same for the Lukas did a guy named Lukas decide to make a plethora of children, give them all his name and raise them in the true ways of evil so that they can keep his legacy alive? Are these all clones determined to make our overpopulated planet experience loneliness?
These two names scare me more than my neighbour, which is impressive. My neighbour is very dreadful.
I can't even see an alliance between the both in my worst nightmares it would be so awful like- oh wait they did it. Nevermind.
Fairchild/ Lukas ship when?
OKAY THIS IS DERIVATING CHANGING TOPIC...UH... MICHAEL. I LOVE MICHAEL. I THINK HIS HALLWAY LOOKS FANCY.
Oh yeah funny thought since both Michael and the door are part of something bigger, does it mean that Helen became part of it too? Will we get Cool Technicolor Helen ?
I Do Not Understand the link between all of these. Is it a plot made by Jürgen Leitner to confuse me?
When does Elias Bouchard reveal his cover and accept his identity of secret weedsmoking hypervillain ?
Agnes the orphanage girl is sus, amirite?
So, yeah, season two started, even more spiders, ceaseless watching, meat, rot, insects, my unending love for Basira (my queen), and the boneturner guy who got a new job where he, well, turns bones. Fascinating!
It's behind you.
So? Anything to tell me that might be useful to know? Am I having any paranormal experience? Any tickets for the next Grifter's bone concert you're willing to share? Who the fuck is the clown grandpa and why does his memory seem to linger on the podcast like duct tape scars on thin paper?
Good luck answering these, you have an hour.
With love (and infinite hate for Jürgen Leitner),
Vik.
#duckposting#discovery of the tma universe#tma#the magnus archives#not sasha#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#basira hussain#gerry keay#michael the distortion#THAT DUMB BITCH SIMON FAIRCHILD#elias Bouchard#and so so so many others#seriously listen to it it's great#oh wait I forgot about the coffin#well...next time ig?
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These two goofs 😍
#Cote de Pablo#Michael Weatherly#Tiva#Mote de Weatherly#Ziva David#Tony DiNozzo#NCIS#NCIS Tony & Ziva#photoshoot outtakes#outtake#rare photo#these two are so forking adorable together#Cote/Michael#tony/ziva#hard to find tame photos in this set bc HOT HOT HOT#Imagine what they’re going to give us for this spin-off#but anyway the things coming are to die for and y’all go ahead and buckle up#because some of y’all bitch about not having more pics#like that’s a reason to come after my friends#you want some all you have to do is ask#this whole time all y’all had to do was be nice and ask for them#instead y’all talk shit about us and then be like well y’all have the pics and we don’t#like just ASK looooord#And please credit when you download this and repost on all your other social media accounts
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Raphael, seeing Adam and Michael show up with Lilith in tow to a family function: Her ass was NOT invited to the family function
#raphael please she's their emotional support ex-wife#granted. they were never married. but they gave off ex vibes in 15x08#anyways she and gabriel get into a bitch fight two hours in and no one wants to interfere#lucifer almost did but remembered the last time he got between her and her target. never again.#raphael is giving michael looks that make adam feel second hand shame#spn#midam#supernatural#michael#adam milligan#lilith#raphael#yuri's thoughts & rambles
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I'll never get over the way people compare max to schumi and say max is allowed to b an asshole and use michael as a comparison of behavior when michael was constantly advocating for the drivers and team personal to be treated better by the fia and max doesn't even wear a senna shirt for a lil pic w seb.
#like yea michael was a cunty lil bitch on track and was also a bitch off track but in every other way he showed he was a good person.#ma x hasnt done that once but ok#kyle.txt#like just accept ur drivers a dick on and off track its okay u dont have to drag legends into it to compare when its a shit comparison#anyway yea yea bad comparison but name me one time ma x did anything good for the sport on a behind the scenes level without mentioning the#sport growing cuz ya cant.
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So, I was on my daily re-watch of 15x08 and I got to the part of the episode where they catch Michael and do their whole interrogation scene. Was watching the part where Dean starts saying to Adam “There’s nothing we can say to fix that-” and then Adam gives him the look and says “How about, I’m sorry” yes yes very sad, but I’m about to make it hurt more.
I noticed that Adam dead-stares Dean in this scene, when Michael puts him in control earlier in the scene he’s like normal Adam, fair-going and happiy-ish. But when it gets to this part he just looses all that and just lets his words really get through to Dean (and Sam off screen).
But then Dean does this little pull back thing and call me crazy but that totally looks like the classic ‘Dean, I can’t admit my actual feelings, Winchester’ face.
Taking in Adam’s words face:
Realising he can’t say I’m sorry face:
Don’t get me wrong, I do think Sam and Dean regret leaving Adam in the cage but they’ve forgotten about him, or at least they thought he died in the cage but it’s only now that Adam is actually here in front of them that they want to do the morally ‘right’ thing and say sorry. But they can’t, not truthfully, because Adam will always be a reminder that John Winchester failed them at being a parent. That he was unfaithful to them and Mary and lied to them everyday.
So that’s Dean’s realisation in this moment right. And Adam probably saw that realisation by looking at Dean’s face. But then before he can say anything else Michael forcefully takes the front seat again.
I mean look at this sequence:
“Enough.”
Mans is in distress
And the fact that we haven’t seen Michael take control of their body like this before, never this aggressively anyway, leads me to think that something is different about this moment.
My guess is that when Adam realised Dean wasn’t going to apologise and own up for his and Sam’s actions, he got this overwhelming wave of emotion. Mainly disappointment, he knew that his brothers were awful and doesn’t forgive them for leaving him behind but he was willing to. He was willing to get some closure about their actions but they weren’t, and that’s hurts. Michael probably saw these thoughts, heard them, heard exactly how much underlying anger and pain that Adam had been hiding and it was all just now bubbling to the surface.
So Michael - the notoriously emotionally stunned Archangel he is, who already hated Dean viscerally - quickly wanted to calm Adam down and ease the pain that was going to explode any second but now Dean’s upsetting Adam!? Michael probably freaked and just shoved Adam to the back seat while he took control. Which is why his reaction was so extra because he didn’t tell Adam he was taking over he just did. Because he didn’t want Adam to hurt anymore than he already has.
Like even Dean knew something was up, he looks them up and down and turns away like “nah, Adam’s boyfriend gone crazy y’all I’m out”
#midam#midam spn#adam milligan#michael spn#supernatural#this ended up longer than I originally planned#once again I’m back on my bullshit#these bitches get gayer and gayer the more times i rewatch them#desperately tagging cause I need this to reach the right people#spn 15x08#spn#spn rewatch#adam spn#spnblr
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Tom Hiddleston trying to cosplay as Crowley
#saw this on my dash and that's all i could think of#tell me you see it#he does a little eyebrow thing too#anthony j crowley#the man (not really)#the legend#the fashion icon#it's the season for long haired dark bitches with cool sunglasses#tom hiddleston#good omens#crimson peak#david tennant#spooky season#he literally looks like what you would get if you added a bit of michael fassbender to crowley#i may have stumbled into something here#michael fassbender + david tennant = tom hiddleston#i don't have the time now#i'll have to revisit that theory later
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