#it got sxual way too quickly

[darillium24]

“It’s disgusting to make a wife of your companion”

“Oh no,” River remarked, still leaning at the door, looming over the room with a close eye as she always did— especially with the Doctor’s own guard shaken by the turmoil— “I’d say I’m more of his…” She gave it a second of thought, as if she hadn’t practiced this line or her perfect grin in the mirror, “accomplice.”

Her charm was returned by the Doctor, who continued facing the woman but turning his head to give his wife a smug wink and smile.

Shivers of discomfort went down Rory’s spine.

i have a (mildly) whovian friend that couldn't think of the word 'companion' the other day and referred to river song as an 'accomplice' instead and i'm still thinking about it...like that's literally what she is...an accomplice to all the doctor's war crimes...but fuck if that's not the cutest substitution i've ever heard

[ayyyez]

Okay, I've been holding on to it forever but the temptation is too great.. I gotta ask if you have NSFW HCs for surprising ya boi Neji with a tiddyjob during a blowie. On a scale of 1 to instadeath, how does he handle it?

oh my, bless you. I remember when I received this request I laughed because I totally wasn’t expecting it but love it. Geez this was a hot mess to write but I enjoyed it so thank you. I had to constantly pause, smirk then face plant into my hands and then continue.

SXUAL CONTENT BELOW - LEMON? SMMUT? IDK WHAT TO USE NOW?

-The short version is he doesn’t handle it. Practically instant death. He never expects you to do anything sexual for him so it’s always a surprise and he’s a hot mess, can’t believe his eyes, might cum just at the thought type reaction. Opps. He’s frozen in ecstasy merely at the visual. Hot damn. You’re killing him. Don’t stop. How are you even-

-Okay back to the detailed version. The surprise of the blowjob is already a huge deal. Like I said he’s never prepared for it. And the second your lips touch erection, all thoughts disappear from his mind and he’s yours. 

-His mind is just so overcome with pleasure and is on repeat of don’tstopdon’tstopdon’tstop while his mouth has a mind of it’s own, letting slip every little moan and whine. Neji is normally a very composed person but not right now he isn’t. And even as you take him deeper and deeper in your mouth, sucking, licking, hollowing out your cheeks-the whole deal-it’s all he can do but shove a fist into his mouth and another in your hair in a feeble attempt to have some sort of control. 

-God, does Neji have to be in control but really he loves these moments when he is so not in control. You have all the control and oh damn are you going to use that to your advantage as you reposition yourself onto your arms, careful not to detach your mouth just yet. You don’t want to spook him, poor Neji. He startles easily when he’s in a vulnerable position. 

-You’ve got to be quick but you’ve also got to be smooth in the transition from mouth to breasts. Your hand quickly takes over, slicking the saliva and pre-cum, which he’s now oozing, while you carefully examine the wreck he’s becoming beneath you. Mentally, give yourself a pat on the back. 

-His hair is all dishevelled, sprawled across the pillow and sticking to his sweaty neck. His cheeks are rosy and his eyes are glazed over, heavy lidded and barely on you. Their watching your hand to be more precise. It’s moving real slow now but your grip is firm and the groan he let’s out is strangled. He’s almost frustrated.

-It’s the perfect opportunity for the fun surprise to begin. Slowly, very slowly, you bring your lips back to the head of his cock. It stands tall and waiting and you can practically feel his heavy gaze on you. It’s hot. This is hot. Everything is hot. He can’t believe you’re doing this to him. 

-Carefully but with intent you bob your head down and up. This allows you to remove your hand with a natural ease while you blindly feel for your breasts, and manoeuvring them in your grasp. You arched your back a little to to help get them into position, pushing them so his cock was pushed between them. Then as you lifted you mouth off completely you pushed your breasts with more forced so you had him sandwiched completely. 

-Neji let out a gasp then a moan. You looked up to find his eyes wide and expression stunned. But also like you’d just answered his deepest, darkest fantasies all at once. You began to move the against his cock, letting the pre-cum slick them up. After awhile it wasn’t quite enough though as you felt the strain against your own skin. 

-Attempting to hold them in place with one hand you fumbled the other for a bottle of lube you had lost in the sheets earlier. Once you found it you flicked off the cap with your teeth then began pouring his over the head of his erection and allowing it to leak over your chest. Neji whined on impact, the coolness of the lube feeling overwhelming against his heat. 

-Once you were satisfied with the slickness you didn’t bother holding back. You began pushing your flesh up and down his cock, pumping as fast as you could. This proved too much for Neji who began meeting your movements with his own thrusts. With your help he was practically fcking your breasts and by the sounds he was making you knew it wouldn’t last long. 

-You began egging him on. The way his face contorted and changed egged you on. You kept pumping and his thrusts became spasmed and desperate. His eyes squeezed shut. And then he was cumming without any verbal warning. He was too into it to even breath a word but his moan was long and drawn out. It splattered all over your chest and face, some of it even squirting onto him. 

-HE FEELS SO BAD BECAUSE IT WENT EVERYWHERE! and he didn’t warn you. He feels like he was disrespectful because you two hadn’t discussed things like that. Honestly though it was worth it to see his reactions. He’ll help you clean up and pay you back, twice over. After he gets over that instadeath of course.