#is this video pitch shifted or something? it legit sounds like a different guy.
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lmaaoo were there legit only 60 minutes of solas scenes in this game what the fuck happennned
#da4 spoilers#also if you told me he was played by a different actor i would believe you#gdl sounds like shit. is that even him like what is this. how is it this bad#is this video pitch shifted or something? it legit sounds like a different guy.#can't get over how bad the animations are. humiliating.#what is with the weird ass notifications on the side. what even in the world.#the writing is comically bad. sounds like ai. almost random statements barely connected to each other in dialogue. nonsense.#'every lapdog hides a wolf inside' that is shit i would write after like four glasses of wine. lmao.#the memories aren't even actually animated. lmao#also solas and mythal were definitely fucking. that'll be $20 for every person who said they would never.#these characters suck so hard to watch.#like your six/seven blandest coworkers in a room
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WINDFLOWER
part two ~ a residual humming ~
(part one) (part two)
A/N: I wanted to write this second part and get it out as soon as possible. I hope you like it! I have messages/asks open for comments or questions. Be safe!
Summary: George bullies Alex about him mooning over Y/N. Sammy is a bit abrasive, but he gets along with the lads.
Pairing: imallexx x reader
Warning: Some Language. More of My Writing.
Word Count: 2.2k
Upon entering his apartment, Alex was met with the smell of burning. He turned into the kitchen to see George's back as he stood over the hob with a grim-looking cheese toastie set in a pan.
George did not move when Alex walked in, nor did he indicate he was aware Alex was watching him. His eyes were glued on the sandwich as he poked at it with a wooden spoon, nudging it to be better. But it was too far gone to turn out any better than just edible.
At Alex clearing his throat, George asked, "Where've you been?"
"I grabbed some lunch at Five Guys." He pulled at the collar of his shirt, fanning himself. Taking a bar seat, he continued, "I would've offered to bring something back for you if I'd thought about it."
"Don't worry; no one expects you to think, Alex." George flipped the hob off and turned around to grab a plate set out on the counter. He used the wooden spoon to scrape the toastie from the pan as the burnt cheese clung on.
Neither spoke as George performed this careful and intricate extraction.
Though it was just so entertaining to watch his flatmate work around his terrible cooking skills, Alex found his thoughts wandering off. It was subconscious thinking. Or can thinking be subconscious versus conscious? Alex was not sure. All he knew was he was not thinking about what to think. Nor were his thoughts connecting along with one another. It was random.
Sparks of this feeling and that. Questions neither answered nor fully asked before another came along. Mostly, it was him reviewing everything he said earlier to Sammy and Y/N.
“Why go by Red?” Why did I ask that? Stupid.
While a small voice shouted, it worked out! There was too much of a ruckus elsewhere in his mind to give that small voice a chance.
Plate in hand, George started in the direction of his bedroom perhaps in hopes he could eat in peace while hunched over his keyboard like a gremlin.
"You know quiche?" Alex piped up.
"It's like egg-casserole, innit?"
"Right. It's a breakfast food, wouldn't you think?"
"Eggs normally are, yes." George stopped, and it was there in his eyes, the realization that he would not be escaping a conversation. He turned to take a bar seat and began eating in small quick bites. Like a mouse.
"I invited someone round to watch football with us later."
"Who? You don't have friends besides Will and them lot."
"I met him this afternoon. His name's Sam, but he goes by Sammy."
"How did you manage to shut up long enough to catch his name?" George coughed on his food – tasting the evident lack of love cooked into it. "And why does he sound like a golden retriever?"
"He is blond like a retriever. He and Y/N are moving-in right above us."
"Is this Y/N coming too?" George waggled his eyebrow.
The knowledge that George had a girlfriend and more so the identity of said girlfriend was on a need to know basis. As were most aspects of George's life: surname, physical appearance, etc. He knew just as well as anyone that Alex was alone – not a sad kind of alone but a neutral kind.
A girlfriend (or boyfriend) could be fantastic for views. But he did not need one. He was a functioning adult. Independent financially and physically. With an exceptional support system of friends. Alex was full and complete by himself.
And he believed that because it was true.
However, it did not stop him from yearning. It did not stop him from feeling like he might sleep better if he had someone's chest to cuddle; it did not stop him from imagining it was someone else's fingers running through his hair in moments of grief.
"Y/N is Sammy's girlfriend, and she wasn't into me—it rather. She wasn't into it."
"It's his girlfriend, mate. Of course, she isn't into you."
"Not like that. Y/N didn't even look at me, like me being there was making her ill."
"What did you expect? To go-" George, in his mocking, pitched his voice higher, "Hello, I'm internet sensation imallexx, and she falls to her knees to start sucking you off?"
Alex made a face, letting his features relax into a deadpan expression.
George continued unbothered, "Why do you care if the girlfriend likes you?"
"It wasn't dislike; it was discomfort. I'm not someone who makes people uncomfortable, am I? That doesn't make sense, not with all those imallexx is baby edits and uwu soft boi collages."
"Uwu soft boi?"
"Piss off. You know what I mean."
Giggling to himself, George finished eating and stood up. He took his plate, dropping it into the sink, he caught Alex's expression – still somber.
Seriousness was not something either flatmate expressed on the regular, or if it was, it would not be for long. There might be some argument to be made there. That neither man felt comfortable in serious situations because their insecurities about being shorter than average (or about having generous natures) made it difficult for them to see themselves as worth being taken seriously.
Or maybe that argument would be off base and a load of shit—who knows.
"Everyone I've seen you meet in person liked you – just got one of those likable faces, I guess. Plus, you're entertaining and that. I've never known you to make people uncomfortable." George paused. "You'd have to be a real dick to go after another bloke's girl. But I'm sure she'd like talking to you again...if that's what you wanted."
"I don't know what I want to happen, George."
"Well, figure it out. And if Sam does opt into a few rounds of FIFA, I'm not letting him beat me."
"It's Sammy."
"Ok." George walked in the direction of his bedroom. "Sammy. Sammy. I can remember that."
~LATER~
It was adrenaline-fueled cheers, heated debates over pizza toppings, clever and scathing remarks, all in addition to an absurd amount of drinking. And the aftermath was a residual humming of endorphins.
Newcastle lost: no surprise there.
Electronic noises sounded from the television at full volume but, having to travel through the thick wave of inebriation and exhaustion in the room, it all registered as dull pings. Will and George were the two holding controllers and involved in the head-to-head battle unfolding on-screen.
Sitting next to one another on the sofa highlighted the stark differences in their composure and dedication. George sat leaning forward enough to be considered doubled over with an iron grip on his controller. Will leaned back with one hand on the controller and the other taking the occasional swig from the beer he otherwise held between his legs.
Throwing back drink after drink, Sammy occupied the third sofa cushion. He admitted earlier in the night that he never played FIFA before; he watched the television with interest and set focus. Blush and all, he looked alert and strong even after winning the shot contest between himself and James.
James – on the other hand – was flat on his back on the floor in front of the coffee table with his eyes closed. He had not spoken up in a while, but Alex was sure he was still awake – like 60% sure.
"—in the frame for half a second. If that!" Alex struggled to control the volume of his voice as he spoke with excitement, "And not twelve hours later, I see a screenshot of them on a fetish instagram account."
"What the fuck?" Sammy laughed through the question.
"That's what I said!"
Will, confident he could win against George without paying much attention, spoke up, "I tried to go legit with selling feet pics once for a video."
Sammy's jaw dropped. "You're joking."
"Swear on my life." Will crossed his heart with his hand.
"It was with socks on." Alex stood up from the armchair and stumbled to the kitchen to pour himself another shot. Deciding on a clear liquor, he poured and downed it before finishing his thought, "Having socks on—that's not the same. Not at all."
"Nice dress-socks! I had production value, I did. Unlike you with those hobbit feet."
Alex held himself steady against the kitchen counter. With ears lit up red like traffic lights, he stared into the air with a blank expression for half a minute before shaking his head as if coming up from some dark, treacherous waters. Gaining some composure, he shuffled back to the armchair and collapsed onto it. He said his peace on the issue, "Don't be an ass."
"The only fun way to be," Will muttered as he knocked back a bit of his beer.
Despite watching Alex cross the room with particular concern, Sammy reentered the conversation in a casual tone and manner. "Wait. Your feet are just out there in the open for weird foot fetish guys to jack off to?"
"Guys jack off to Alex all the time," said George. He did not remove his eyes from the television as the electronic sounds coming from the game took a discordant turn. "He's an LGBT icon."
Alex gritted his teeth at the comment. "Stop."
"Oh?" From the sofa, Sammy raised his head, shifting his posture and pulling himself up into a proper seated position. "You're gay?"
George started, "Well, he's b—"
"Yes." Alex cut him off. Sometimes it was easier to just be “gay” than to get specific with someone who might not understand or even accept further explanation.
It went quiet, save the electronic noises of George getting his ass kicked at FIFA. George, too focused on losing and being offended from getting cut-off, and James having been down for the count for the last hour, were unaware of the turn the conversation had taken and were spared from the rising uneasiness.
Will and Alex were in the thick of it. Alex shot worried glances in Will's direction. Will set his jaw and nodded with reassurance back to Alex.
Sammy breathed out an, "Oh."
"Is that an issue?" Alex asked.
"God, no. It's a relief!" Sammy slouched into the back of the sofa. "Don't have to be worried about you trying to chat up Red."
Will looked agitated (maybe at the choice of words or the hesitation). His forehead scrunched-up, and his posture tensed with rigid shoulders and arms. He asked with a forced ‘normal-sounding’ tone, "Who's Red?"
"My girlfriend – she's a fucking bitch, but like my bitch, you know?"
Alex was not sure which part of the whole thing he was most uncomfortable with...until he decided. It was the bitch comment.
It was the bitch comment by far.
No one in that room – as far as he knew – had ever straight-out name called their girlfriend like that. Not George about [REDACTED]. Not Will about Mia. Not James about Aria. And certainly not Alex about his past partners.
To be fair there were a handful of times, he or his friends had considered how their partner was acting as being bitchy. Still at the heart of all their relationships was a respect for the other person and the courtesy to not leave for the evening (to watch football or whatever) without at least attempting to work things out – smooth things over even the tiniest amount.
"I thought her name was Y/N," said George.
Sammy hurled an expression that asked how would you know and all but dared George to ask him another question. "It is. But when we met, I called her Red, and now she goes by Red."
"Why?"
Sammy ignored that George had spoken at all. Luckily, it was just a few awkward seconds between Sammy clamming up and someone else speaking.
"Mac 'n cheese! Fuck!" James shouted as his eyes shot open, and he sat up from the floor. "Doesn't mac 'n cheese sound good right now?" He turned his attention to Alex and snapped finger guns at him. "You have any mac 'n cheese?"
"No, James," Alex growled; he rubbed the heels of his hands against his eyes with too much pressure.
Sammy interjected with cheerfulness in his voice, "I like mac 'n cheese with some marshmallow fluff."
"Fuck yes!" James whipped around to face Sammy (whom he probably did not recognize at that moment nor remember meeting just hours before) and somehow got louder. "We gotta get some!"
"Let's go." Sammy did not move to stand.
"You're so chill," mumbled James. As unexpected as it was for him to pop-up, James hit the ground again, closing his eyes. He was out.
"Anyone willing to be talked at by Alex for an entire evening has got to be," remarked George with a humorless laugh.
"Reel it back a bit," Will warned before Alex might have come back with something worse.
"Yeah," Sammy teased, "how much you down now, George? £200 last I checked."
"Will's cheating."
Will took a swig from his beer. "Mate, I'm too pissed to be cheating."
"Whatever."
"Check it." Will shifted in his seat as on-screen, he scored the final goal of the game. Triumphant electronic noises blasted from the television as he raised his long arms up in the air, pumping his fist once. twice. three times.
He got up to high-five Alex and Sammy, who wore over-excited smiles across their flushed faces. And just like that, the evening was over.
#imallexx#imallexx imagine#imallexx x reader#alex elmslie#alex elmslie x reader#alex elmslie imagine#eboys#willne#memeulous#commentary crew#james marriott#internet sensation
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