#is it homo to kiss your fellas

[kardiomagnil]

Your lips, my lips

Apocalypse ➳

[erraticdementiac]

hitachiincest is fukcing hilarious goddamnit and it NEEDS to be talked about more. like fellas is it homo to willingly participate in a never ending game of gay chicken with your own brother for like all of your highschool career (done all the while quietly pining after him and wondering if after the tenth almost-kiss that day if he even really likes you or is he just attached to you like a fucking idiot)

[rose-gold-cartographer]

(ps I may have also wanted to kiss them before but like no homo.) I need advice I'm starting to get worried that this is a little gay.

[crossfalconx5]

Benny

Bendino

I cant tell if you meant Benny from Lisa the hopeful or benry from hlvrai so I’ll do both wahoo (Benny O under the cut)

BENRY- Sexuality Headcanon: gay. He’s gay. He likes men. Homosexual.

Gender Headcanon: He/it agender male-thing. He would describe it as “guy”

A ship I have with said character: I mean- him and Gordon’s flawed misunderstanding-riddled thing they’ve got going on is a given. Though him and Forzen definitely used to have something going on (bitter “no homo” exes I bet)

A BROTP I have with said character: Him and Tommy are BESTIES, they confide in eachother and benry talks about Gordon while kicking his feet and Tommy nods along (he gets to infodump about beyblades next)

A NOTP I have with said character: idk, I don’t actually personally think he and Tommy work super well as a couple? But I’m not gonna police you for shipping it

A random headcanon: He has a REAL hard time reading emotions in people, he thinks everything is for the laughs until someone is VERY obviously upset, which confuses him.

General Opinion over said character: I love him, hes a really fun but complicated deuterantagonst that I feel people misinterpret A LOT, but he really is a super cool guy I like to explore character wise. 10/10 funny fella.

BENNY OBERWINCH Sexuality Headcanon: Hes bisexual aromantic he talks about “banging hot chicks” a lot but he’s not afraid to kiss the homies goodnight. Though he’s never wanted to be in a committed relationship, he values friendship above literally all else in his life.

Gender Headcanon: He’s transmasc as fuckkk he/they swag imagine your gender being affirmed because of the apocalypse.

A ship I have with said character: N/A

A BROTP I have with said character: Lanks and Cyclops of course, they care about eachother so much bros for life, even with their issues. But I also feel like he and Five get along really really well.

A NOTP I have with said character: Five, the whole game was explicitly about how he didn’t want to bang her, and the only ending where he lives is based on their friendship. It feels counterproductive to ship em.

A random headcanon: He LOVES rats, he’s had like five pet rats over the years and lets them climb all over him. His little sidekicks. Also he styles his hair with glue, it’s rock hard if you touched it (yet still expressive? Who knows it’s an enigma)

General Opinion over said character: I LOVE HIM. I WOULD DIE FOR HIM. BENNY SUPREMACY.

[pretend-theres-a-name-here]

DEXER ALMOST KISS IM FERAL IM RATTLING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE AND THROWING WOOD CHIPS AT THE VISITORS NOT GAY MY ASS EXER

Fellas is it gay to almost kiss your boyfriend best friend if you say no homo (a lie)

[queerhaw]

just two gay cowboys at the campfire wishing y’all a happy pride <3

[telehxhtrash]

yup I have found confirmation that even if killugon gets an on-screen kiss the dudebros are still gonna deny they're canon

[gremnda]

imma show you how hard i can yearn for a relationship- no i’m not projecting my own yearning into my characters, i’m not.

okay!! if you want to know what on Earth is happening here, read this part aka, the tea

Esther doesn't come from a place full of good guys and she never had a chance to go out and explore. Kate, however, spent her whole life going to the forest near her house and after Esther confesses she’s never seen the forest, Kate Onai and Hikari always takes her to new places but mostly to the forest that she and Kate love going.  She's a little troubled fella too, troubled enough to make her stare at her own reflection in the mirror at 4 am, just standing still until Kate finds her. She cuts her hair while saying the dumbest things ever, just to keep Esther’s mind off of things. Surprisingly, haircut isn't the solution to her problems but they're getting there. Baby steps.

[livingdeadvoid]

Noya: Fellas, is it gay to kiss your homies?

Tanaka: Nah as long as you say no homo.

Noya: Alright cool.

Noya: On a completely unrelated note have you seen Asahi anywhere?

[jingerhead]

Fellas is it gay to hold your homie close, tell him you can't imagine life without him, give him a light forehead kiss, but forget to say "no homo" before falling asleep?

[plankos]

Fellas, is it gay if you n your cowboy bro kiss even though you said no homo beforehand?

[bucksbisexual]

hello homos. it’s me, the person who you definitely haven’t missed doing one of these. i just watched ep8 so i’ll just give my general thoughts (and not so general) like i’ve done with the other 7 eps hehe

so . korn’s dad is an asshole. i hate his guts already <3

((also that book wasn’t a novel u stupid mf i went back to that part to check the title and it literally says “modern technical writing” what part of that screams novel to you YOUR KID IS READING-))

manaow in this episode <3 i know i’ve said this before but i love her to death

also that kitchen scene with pharm team manaow and del?? not a single straight person in the room. Not A Single One.

yes i will die on the manaow x del girlfriends hill

also?????????? THE LITTLE GIRL THAT IN KNEW IS DEAN’S MOM????????????????? WHAT KIND OF- not inc*st but that shit is WEIRD omg

can i just say............ deanpharm 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 this episode they were So cute omg

starting from the pharm waking dean up scene, they just get cuter and cuter 🥺🥺🥺

loved the fact that when dean kissed pharm and pharm showed signs of discomfort when they parted away he said sorry because in other bls they would’ve either fought or idk question the other’s feelings towards them so kudos to them for that

((pharm running tf away because of gay panic after dean asks him if he wants to shower together was so funny SHFJSGHJSLH my man forgot how to walk and shit))

then!!!!!! pharm being there for dean when he feels bad 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 the Hand on his shoulder and the Looks and the Smiles god i’m not ur strongest soldier don’t do this to me

and!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when pharm is going to tell his mom and brother about p’dean and him being boyfriends and dean is like “pharm look at me. you don’t have to worry. you’re doing ok” ((or something like that this is not verbatim lmao i don’t have that good of a memory)) 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

and when he does say it and his family reacts well and pharm cries 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 my baby i will protect u against everything and everyone Do You Hear Me

oh and inkorn in this episode!!!!!!!! in truly is that annoying but lovely bitch and i love him for that <3

they finally got together omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 korn being like “if u’re with me bad things will come ur way” and in being “then im gonna be here so u can have good things come ur way” (or some shit like that)............. literally screamed at that

if romance dead then why inkorn romance shaped

wait-

.......

i did NOT do that on purpose KSHFKSJHGLSHGL

the angle of that kiss made me mad like- that’s Uncomfortable bro what the heck

but other than that.. inkorn 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 love these funky fellas aaaaaaa

okay couples aside . where’s winteam

there wasn’t a lays ad in this episode with them in it 💔

JSKFHJSHG jkjk.

im curious as to what uh that guy who called dean found about in??? maybe he found the cause of death or whatever idk

OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT’S THE CONNECTION BETWEEN HIM AND HIS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg im gonna scream if this turns out to be true bye

ok that’s all for episode 8!! now a word from our sponsors:

manaow and del are lesbians and in love

wow these sponsors are so big brained

ok thats it for real skfjhskjfh see yall in the next ep <3

[studio-ghibli-simp]

For the emoji ask game:😙🤬😊

fellas, is it gay to kiss a girl if you say no homo🤔... but your also a girl... 😳

haha jk jk, but right back at you :)

[kinetic-elaboration]

November 28: STID Again

From the writer of “I re-watched ST XI for the second time in 2 months” comes “I re-watched STID for the second time in 2 months”! And here are my thoughts.

This film still sucks but it sucked a little less this time because I’d adjusted my expectations accordingly. Also I’d already spent my rage on some of the... bigger, more general rage-inducing things, including the underwear scene, the white-washing, Pike’s death, and Spock’s reaction to Kirk dying.

I got angrier about the S/U stuff than I did watching ST XI because there truly seemed to be no point to it at all. At least in ST XI you felt like they did it for some kinda reasons--dumb reasons like “Spock needs comforting” and or “funny gag about the hero not getting the girl”--but reasons. They would have been better off just not mentioning that Spock and Uhura were a thing in this film. They barely do anything with it, and everything they do makes either Uhura specifically or both of them as a unit look bad: how she wrings her hands and clutches her pearls when he’s in danger (uh, have you noticed what both your jobs are lol?); how they fight in the middle of a mission, thus endangering themselves and their Captain; how she just sneaks into background shots for the rest of the film whenever things look Too Gay to remind you that Spock totally has a girlfriend and totally isn’t into the Captain because no homo right fellas??

Also yet again Spock seems pretty well checked out of this relationship. He may use the Vulcan excuse but let me tell ya he looked AWFULLY confused when she kissed him after the little Klingon cosplay interlude thing. Like he barely kissed back and then when she walked away he looked after her like “What was that??”

Anyway I did enjoy the times when Spock was clearly jealous of Carol Marcus. He was probably at his most IC there: Spock seeing a woman even glance at the Captain and immediately becoming a petty, dramatic bitch to her is very TOS.

Overall, this was the Kirk Show, which would usually fly well with me because I love him your honor, but they ALSO simultaneously butchered his character, which really soured the experience. Like they really, really did him dirty throughout. He’s reckless, he’s a liar, he’s arrogant, he’s slutty, he’s vengeful, he’s an obvious pawn for Bad People in the Bad Starfleet, he’s immoral, he’s easily played, he’s slutty again... and then toward the end of the film he starts learning some lessons and then sacrifices himself heroically. But he basically has to learn to be the sort of person I feel like Kirk just is inherently, which made me feel like he was being written by people who just didn’t get him at all. Which is hard to watch.

I think CPIne did a good job of forcibly pulling him toward something like IC characterization wherever possible, though. I really liked him in the conversation with Admiral Marcus. He turned on the charm and that “who me?” kind of attitude to look defenseless while he was actually scheming. Also I totally noticed him sneaking in some flirty looks with both Spock and Bones.

I don’t know how I feel about the Spock characterization in this movie. I felt like he was really annoying in the early parts of the film. And I disagree that he’s this big rule follower because come ON fools have you SEEN TOS? He’s logical, that’s not the same thing as being a stickler for regulations. He could certainly cite them and there are scenes where he goes up against McCoy in particular about the rules, but you could just as easily find scenes where Kirk or McCoy cites or uses regulations to his advantage because the truth is ALL of these people are very smart, competent, and good at their jobs and ALL of them are professional career military and care about doing things the right way. But you’d never get ANY of that from AOS.

Not to circle back too obviously here but I grow very weary with the no-homo-ness of this film/series. The constant placement of Uhura in scenes or even individual shots where she doesn’t need to be, lest anyone forget that Spock likes the ladies; the weird disconnect between the events influencing Kirk and Spock’s relationship (literally saving each other’s lives) and the lesson they learn from it (”We’re bros! Friends for life!”); just how few scenes they were even allowed to have with each other. But honestly mostly the second thing. So much effort is put into Kirk saving Spock in the beginning and making this into a big deal (even though he would have done that for any crew member imo) and then of course Kirk’s (almost) death is the big teary climax of the film and all that and ALL he says in his final moments are “I need you to understand why I didn’t let you die” and ALL Spock can say is “We’re friends.” YEAH DUH BITCH WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE COWORKERS?

So frustrating.

Things I did definitely like: Kirk looking mighty fine (I’m just gonna say it, he looks prettiest in STID); Pike (though I’m still angry at his death); the radiation-chamber scene (even though it was spoiled a little by that dumbass angry Khan yell)...that might be it. Oh and McCoy/Carol Marcus flirting. I liked Carol in general despite her few moments of weird ditziness.

STID is not a good film, and it’s certainly not a good Star Trek film--for some reason it decides to spend a large amount of time being Transformers, Star Wars, a Sad English Drama, a Gritty, Dark Military Drama, literally anything but Star Trek, which it never TRULY was, in the sense of “space utopia”--but it is watchable. Unlike Beyond which, as far as I can remember from the last time I saw it probably no later than 2017, really is not.

...I’m probably still going to attempt to rewatch it at some point though.

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: *laying in bed* "Fellas, is it gay to kiss your girlfriend goodnight?"

Yang: "Hmmm, I dont know, did you say no homo after?"

Blake: "That still seems pretty gay to me."

Weiss: *rolls over and gives Ruby a kiss goodnight* "Go to sleep you dunce."

Ruby: "....yea that's hella gay. Weiss Schnee is Hella Gay for kissing me goodnight."

[badly-drawn-kuroko]

fellas is it gay to kiss your best bro if you still say no homo?