#iron man christmas

[romanoffshouse]

Natasha: What are you bringing to the Christmas dinner?

Tony: My negative attitude and sparkling personality!

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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[tifftac]

merry crisis from your favorite ugly-sweater enthusiast

[irondadmadlads]

Irondad Prompt #200:

Peter: Merry Christmas Mr. Stark!

Tony: Merry Christmas Peter! How are you?

Peter: I’m fine. The hospital bed is kinda itchy but it is what it is. How are you?

Tony: YOU’RE IN THE HOSPITAL???

[avengerscompound]

Tony Stark

What If... Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

Joy, imagine that everytime Peter got bored being on the ground, he will casually stay on the ceiling.

I wonder tho if Peter ever had instinct to create his spider web

The only thing that makes me happier than Peter just chilling on the ceiling, is someone nudging Peter off the ceiling with a broom. Especially when it's Tony.

Like Peter is just up in the corner of the common room in a web hammock refusing to come down because he's *tired* and it's *comfy*

Mr. Strak threatens to find a broom. Peter calls his bluff. Every time.

"What the- Peter, again! Clean up those webs and get down from there before I get the broom!"

"You would never"

"Aaand this is how history repeats itself. I'll be back in five with the biggest broom I own. You better be on the floor when I get back!"

[moonlit-imagines]

warnings:

a/n: MWAH

requested by @johnmurphyisqueer

“Y/N, you wanna know what’s easier than baking? Rocket science.” Tony fussed as he wiped down his shirt after getting ingredients splattered on him.

“Dad, wanna know what’s easier than rocket science? Cracking an egg.” You started picking eggshells from the bowl and laughed to yourself. “I hope you like crunchy cookies.”

“We’ll give this batch to Steve, it’ll be our little secret.” Tony wiped his hands and continued to help you, trying to be much more cautious with the ingredients as he picked up the flour and dropped it in the bowl, causing some to puff back up into his face.

“This is the training round, dad.” You assured him as he blinked the white powder off his eyelashes. “Maybe Happy can step in for you and you can just decorate the cookies.”

“Good idea.”

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[aceofwhump]

Have a Merry Whumpy Christmas!!!!

Supernatural 3x08 | Hawkeye 1x06 | Doctor Who "The Christmas Invasion" | 12 Days of Christmas Eve | Arrow 1x09 | Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater | A Godwink Christmas Miracle of Love | It's a Wonderful Life | Sense8 2x01 | Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger | Iron Man 3 | Catch Me If You Claus | Community 1x12 | The O.C. 4x07

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

wHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE

[irondadspiderson4evr]

Guess who’s back with the goofy videos! ME!

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N finds Toni out in the snow…

Y/N: what are you up to?

Toni: why don’t you come on out and join me?

Y/N walks out towards her…

Toni: ambush!!

Little Morgan, uncles Rhodey and Happy jump out from hiding spots to throw snowballs at Y/N…

Y/N grabs a laughing Toni and uses her as a shield…

Toni turns around and kisses them as the two get pelted with snow…

[sarah-sandwich]

hey what the fUCK you guys how come no one TOLD ME harley's sister is canonically SIX in iron man 3????? If Harley was 12 that's a six year age gap that I have NOT been faithful to goddammmit

[tifftac]

santa stark!!! santa stark!!! santa stark!!!

[irondadmadlads]

The Shoebox Problem

A/n: For @call-me-coley . Thank you for talking through ideas with me @yes-i-am-happyaspie .

December was a busy month for Tony Stark. With the holidays on the horizon, the hero planned multiple galas and charity events. At least once a week balls were attended by Tony. Sometimes the man went by himself. Other times, Pepper would join him. Even Peter accompanied him once or twice.

Only those closest to him knew the real reason he made an extensive amount of plans during the winter month. As a distraction from his parents’ deaths.

But that’s neither here nor there. This story is about the shoebox problem. Underneath Tony’s tree were dozens of gifts. Every one about the size of a shoebox. And they were all addressed to the same person: Peter Parker.

Tony was overjoyed to learn Peter and May would be spending Christmas with Pepper and himself. The holiday was usually a lonely one for the billionaire. Sure, Pepper would spend the day with him. But while she received calls from her extended family wishing her “Merry Christmas,” Tony’s phone remained silent.

But this year would be different. With Peter and May Parker keeping the man company, there’s no way he could possibly feel lonely.

So when his phone rang with Peter’s contact, his heart skipped a beat. Did something come up? Did they have to cancel. Tony hesitantly answered it.

“Hello?”

“Merry Christmas Mr. Stark!” Peter exclaimed. Through the receiver, Tony could hear the boy coughing.

“Merry Christmas Peter,” Tony replied. “What time are you and May coming over?”

“Actually…” the boy trailed off and Tony’s anxieties began to return full force. Of course, spending Christmas with his mentee was too good to be true.

But the boy’s sentence surprised him. “I’m downstairs…”

“Downstairs?” Tony asked. It didn’t take him long to realize exactly what Peter was implying when he said “downstairs.” The teen had a tendency to end up in Medbay. Tony sighed, “What did you do this time?”

“Nothing,” Peter replied, before breaking into a coughing fit. “I have the flu.”

Tony frowned. He then looked back at the tree with dozens of boxes under it. Even if the boy was in Medbay, he could still make his Christmas a good one.

“I’ll be right there.”

Tony entered Avenger’s Medbay about half an hour later. He was carrying a few boxes in his hands. Peter gave the man a wary smile, despite being in the sterile hospital room.

“Hey Mr. Stark,” Peter greeted. “Thank you for the gifts… you really didn’t have to get me anything.”

“Don’t thank me yet,” Tony replies. “There’s more than this.”

Peter’s eyes widen. And this is where the shoebox problem comes in.

About a month before the holiday, Tony asked Peter what he wanted for Christmas. Peter replied nothing big. “Think shoebox sized,” he said specifically. But that’s the only limitation the boy set. He didn’t give Tony a price limit. Nor a limit on the gifts themselves.

So that’s how Tony ended up carrying a pile of medium sized gifts into Peter’s hospital room.

“Mr. Stark…” Peter frowns. A shiver wracks his body and he pulls the sheet closer to himself. “How much did you spend on me…?”

“Nothing is bigger than a shoebox,” Tony deflected. And Peter could only sigh. The man had a point.

Seeing Peter’s defeat, Tony handed him a gift to open. It took him longer than usual due to the IV in his left arm, but he eventually got it open nonetheless.

Peter raised a brow, “I thought I said nothing big-“

“Nuh uh-uh,” Tony quickly could Peter off. “It’s shoebox sized.”

And unfortunately, the man was right. “Thank you for the Switch, Mr. Stark…”

Tony beamed, “Ready for the next one?”

Peter nodded and let Tony continue to hand him gifts. The boy realized he probably should’ve given Tony a gift limit. He definitely should’ve given Tony a price limit. Because he’d ended up with a new phone, new watch, tickets to Disneyland, tickets to Hamilton, video games for his Switch, and multiple gift cards.

“Okay buddy,” Tony handed a gift to Peter. “Last one.”

Peter opened it to see a teddy bear dressed in a little Iron Man suit. The boy beamed. “He’s my favorite!”

Tony chuckled. “Really? It was a gag gift,”

“It’s you,” Peter replied. “You’re my favorite,”

“Oh…” Tony glanced back at the sickly boy. He was ignoring his games and new phone to cuddle with a cheap teddybear that was dressed as his mentor.

The boy let out a yawn and placed his head on the pillow. The iron man teddy in his arms. “Thanks for the gifts,” Peter murmurs. “Merry Christmas, Dad.”

Tony’s heart skipped a beat. Peter called him “dad.” The man placed a kiss on the boy’s forehead as he drifted off to sleep. “Merry Christmas.”

[t0nyst4rkssn4p]

Merry Christmas yall🎄🌲🥃