#inyourendo

[1zashreena1]

What does "Come early and save" mean?

If I cum early will I be saved? Like Jesus rapture style?

If I cum early will I get 25% off my next muffin?

If I cum early will the opposing team not score a goal?

I need to know.

None rapturing

You might get 25% more dehydrated

Who cares if they score, you already came

But really, it's an ad for Universal Studios Orlando that was just too perfect for me to not kidnap and butcher a little in the name of punniness. I'm not real patient but very sensitive, so I do, in fact, come early (and often!) and it saves me energy 👍

[imbackonmy-bullshit]

"Man on man all over the ice"

Yeah keep talking about how big their D is 😅

[kawaoneechan]

It seems Livra has found someone she'd like to know more about. Too bad Elaie has to ruin a perfectly good moment.

Both characters belong to @letrune, used with permission

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

Burning Ambitions • Inyourendo • Bare Facts • Raichu a Song • Captain Abduction • Birdfucker • I Never Go to Work • Sharktopus • Avada Kedavra • Know Your Power Chords • Lesbian • Holes in the Fort • Words Like Arsenic (Thyne Eyes Befell the Celestial Carnival) • Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard • In Space No One Can Hear You Scream • Hulahoop • Fishfucker

Spotify ♪ Bandcamp ♪ YouTube

[clowningachievement]

Weird Inyouendose

Or how Ever you spell It

Oh no no no, Innuendos darling.

Inyourendos comes afterwards.

[udderly-abducted]

Inyourendo

[yespolkadotkitty]

I’m writing more of Claimed, finally.

and...

and also

and maybe also

[thecitybyeye]

Show me them peaches 🍑 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #fujixe3 #35mmf14 #peaches #peachy #ripe #howcanimakethismoreofaninuendo #inyourendo #priceless #lockdownhumour #ijest #imalwaysthisjuvenile (at Dalston) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB8yOfOpEbc/?igshid=1vma3uqm6wcii

[winterhawkkisses]

228.

from @felicity-smoak-is-my-goddess:

“ for the fluffy prompt, clint got stood up by his blind date and he just keeps walking aimlessly and ends up in a park. bucky, who is still adjusting to his new life and knowing his 'old life' is gone, goes to the park and there he sees the hawkguy who almost always smiles at him whenever they see each other in the tower”

“Pretty sure you’re not supposed to do that in public.” 

The voice was low, amused, still not quite familiar, since Barnes tended to stay quiet unless he was quietly making asshole comments about practically everything Steve did. Clint liked him already. 

“Pretty sure anyone out here this time of night is up to something that deserves an arrow in the ass.” 

He pulled out another arrow, putty-tipped, and fired it into the darkness, not needing to see the tree to know it’d flown true. He’d been at the range until they’d chucked him out, and he hadn’t been ready to go back to the tower; Tony had set him up with Chloe, Clarissa, Chlamydia, whatever her name was, and admitting that he’d been stood up wasn’t something he was looking forward to. 

“Including you?” Barnes asked. 

“Including you,” Clint said, and released the tension on the string, putting his last putty arrow back in the quiver. 

“Big words for a little dick,” Barnes said - fuck it, Bucky, no way Clint was being formal with a guy with that glint in his eye. 

“Fuck you,” Clint said with a grin, “my dick is plenty adequate.” 

“Ringing endorsement,” Bucky circled around from where he’d approached, coming into Clint’s sight line with an asshole smirk of his own. 

“What, you want the Amazon reviews?” 

“Dick adequate,” Bucky said, his eyes dropping, “but that ass gets two thumbs way up.” 

“Always liked a man who knows his way around foreplay.” 

Bucky was full on grinning now, hair tucked behind one ear so Clint could see the beautifully cut line of his jaw. 

“Amazing what you learn in the army,” he said, and Clint turned to look at him, a slow up and down that didn’t even shoot for subtle. 

“Wanna handle some privates?” he said, full beaming grin and waggling eyebrows for effect, and Bucky choked on a laugh, the permanent lines that were etched between his brows smoothing out for a moment. 

Beat a blind date, any day. 

[improvtheatre-blog-blog]

Great title #hbo #hbogo #inyourendo #inuendo #notsosubtlehint? https://www.instagram.com/improvtheatre/p/Bwif9RIhwPm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k693buns1iei

[aleuslordmoor]

... erector eh?

Meccano-Erector M.A.X Interactive AI Smartbot - https://thegadgetflow.com/portfolio/interactive-ai-smartbot/

[clairegrg]

Even when i don't mean to, my life is Rife with innuendos #weeding #sweaty #englishgarden #nofunonyourown #inyourendo #innuendos #iwriteshitnoonereads

[stoneburq]

#old #Wooden #poorlycrafted #Nut / #New #Shiny #Steel #Nut #NutsOfSteel #InYourEndo Notice the string Spacing difference on the original? I'm going to try and even that out with this new one with a few small grooves. Not too deep because this steel is much stronger then the strings and it would probably cut them up. Just enough to keep some spacing.

[twinkletoeslow]

"You'll put it in your mouth but you don't want to touch it? #ohmy #jelloshots #unintendedinnuendo #inyourendo (at Excalibur Hotel Casino)

[alphabettyspaghettyblog]

Listen to My Dad Wrote A Porno - Episode 01 by My Dad Wrote A Porno #np on #SoundCloud This is ridulous and hilarious.

[madamspinups]

Trimming my bush today (stop it!) And found the door to Ollivander's wand shop. Who knew. #wand #harrypotter #ollivanders #garden #nature #spring #landscaping #innuendo #inyourendo #probablyvoldemorts