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Zap Energy says that they’ve solved Z-pinch by “shear stabilization”, where they have different sections of the plasma moving at different velocities (faster outside, slower inside). Doesn’t shear like that cause instability, not suppress it? Or are plasmas not subject to that law of fluid dynamics
You’re thinking of instabilities in flowing plasma like it’s turbulence in flowing fluid. This is partially correct, but like... okay. So, the field of physics that governs the movement of plasma is called magnetohydrodynamics, where you introduce Maxwell’s equations into Navier-Stokes. It is horrible. I am but a humble mechanical engineer, and I leave the physics to physicists.
The physicists tell me that Zap Energy's science is solid.
Bit of context: Zap Energy is taking an old fusion energy concept from the 1950's called a Z-pinch, and revamping it with modern plasma physics.
A Z-pinch works on the principle that passing an electric current through a conductor generates a magnetic field, which in turn crushes (or "pinches") the conductor. The first observations of the pinch effect were in hollow metal tubes that were used as lightning rods, like this one from a factory in 1905:
Image by Brian James, CC BY-SA 3.0, Wikimedia Commons
Plasma is electrically conductive, and is subject to the same compressive pinch effect as metal. Lightning itself is a plasma pinch, actually.
When you pinch a plasma, it heats up. The fast-moving, charged plasma particles repel each other and push back against the magnetic field until the system reaches equilibrium. The stronger the plasma current, the harder the pinch, the more pressure, and the more heat. With sufficient plasma current and the right hydrogen isotopes, you can create a pinch strong enough to induce nuclear fusion.
The pinch effect was first utilized by a class of fusion machines called Z-pinches in the early 1950's. However, those Z-pinches were extremely unstable. The most common analogy is that compressing plasma with a Z-pinch is like trying to squeeze jello with rubber bands.
UK Atomic Energy Authority, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
Both linear and toroidal Z-pinches have been built. The toroidal Z-pinch above shows some of the characteristic kink instabilities of a pinched plasma – it goes all squiggly. Researchers started adding external magnets to Z-pinches to help reduce instabilities (which eventually led to the development of the tokamak), but could never get a truly stable plasma. Z-pinch fusion research was largely abandoned in favor of the tokamak and stellarator.
However, the external magnets of a tokamak or stellarator are massive, complex, and use incredible amounts of power. The University of Washington and Zap Energy went back to the old concept of a magnet-less linear Z-pinch, but with a more modern understanding of plasma physics. They discovered that by using a flowing plasma rather than a stationary one, with a faster flow rate on the outer layers (a "sheared-flow" Z-pinch), they were able to achieve great stability with no magnets.
Credit: Zap Energy
Rather than filling a chamber with stationary hydrogen and then pinching it, they blow a "smoke ring" of plasma around a cylinder into their chamber. An electrode at the tip of the cylinder then fires a pulse into the plasma, which creates a pinch with a complex velocity profile.
Credit: Zap Energy
Zap Energy’s physics basis is good. They’ve pretty convincingly demonstrated that sheared-flow does indeed stabilize a pinched plasma, and if they can pull off magnetic confinement fusion with no magnets, it will be massively cheaper than any other method. The uncertainty that Zap is facing comes from mechanical considerations (in particular, electrode erosion is a tricky problem to solve), and the relatively thin margins for efficiency that are inherent to any pulsed fusion technique.
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October 1966. You can't keep a dead butler down. About two years after killing off Alfred the butler in 1964, editor Julius Schwartz was faced with a problem: William Dozier, the producer of the forthcoming Batman TV show, wanted to include Alfred in the show, and wanted him reintroduced into the comics as well! Schwartz and writer Gardner Fox struggled with this challenge and finally came up with the utterly preposterous story presented in the issue above.
Even for a Silver Age Gardner Fox comic book, this story is exceptionally convoluted, so it's best considered chronologically. We begin with a flashback sequence involving iconoclastic "all-around scientific genius" Brandon "Plot Device" Crawford:
This is already straining credulity a little because the story in DETECTIVE COMICS #328 in which Alfred died (helpfully recapped elsewhere in this issue) showed that he had been crushed to death by a giant boulder. That did not seem survivable at all, and even if it were, this would imply that neither Batman and Robin nor whatever doctor who filled out Alfred's death certificate nor the mortician noticed that he wasn't actually dead! Anyway …
So, Alfred wasn't actually dead, he wasn't embalmed, and he was buried in a refrigerated coffin (that's what the purple cylinders in the last panel previous page were for). A stretch, but we'll allow it. However, upon discovering this, Crawford, instead of calling an ambulance like a normal person, seizes on the opportunity to do some Frankenstein shit with Alfred's maimed, broken, mostly dead body, as one does (if one is a reclusive "radical individualist" who dropped out of college to pursue unorthodox, dubiously ethical scientific experiments, I guess).
One of the initial objects of Schwartz's tenure had been to rid the Batman books of the fantastical aliens, monsters, and bizarre transformations of the 1957–1963 period in favor of something a little more grounded. All that goes out the window here, despite the rather defensive editorial footnote, which says:
EDITOR'S NOTE: Physics professor Robert Ettinger, author of "The Prospect of Immortality," has said that death can only be defined in relative terms. He points to the hundreds of persons revived after drowning, asphyxiation, electrocution, and heart attack. "Biological death depends not only on the state of the body," Ettinger says, "but also on the state of medical art!"
Okay, then. On to the Frankenstein shit:
So, Crawford's experimental cell regeneration machine has restored Alfred's broken body, but in the process transformed him into an unrecognizable, rather hideous-looking being who is also evil. Check! The regeneration effect we see Crawford panicking about then transforms him so that he looks like Alfred, while leaving him in "a catatonic trance." The Outsider, rather ungratefully, puts Crawford's unconscious body back in Alfred's coffin to cover his tracks, and uses Crawford's various machines and his own "increased mental power" in his new quest to destroy Batman and Robin.
This was not the first appearance of the Outsider, who had actually been hounding the Dynamic Duo on and off since DETECTIVE COMICS #334 two years earlier, although he had never appeared on-panel, and his identity had been a mystery. Where Schwartz originally intended to take that plotline is not clear (Schwartz's own account doesn't say, and Gardner Fox said later that he didn't think Schwartz had a solution in mind at the outset), but it doesn't seem likely that revealing the Outsider as Alfred was the plan, particularly since subsequent Outsider stories had shown that the villain had superhuman powers, including the ability to bring inanimate objects to life! In this story, the Outsider really does transform Robin into a wooden coffin, as the cover indicates — it's not a hypnotic illusion or some other such dodge. Fortunately, the effect is reversed after the villain is defeated:
Batman's determination to keep these events secret from Alfred is bizarre, since Alfred's death is a matter of public record: As seen in DETECTIVE COMICS #328, Bruce Wayne started a charitable foundation in Alfred's name, with its own building in Gotham City! Batman suggests that they can rename the charity the Wayne Foundation (as of course they subsequently did), but how he expects to resolve the various problems created by Alfred having been legally dead for months without his finding out is unclear. They do take the time to retrieve Crawford (who has miraculously not suffocated or starved to death in Alfred's coffin) and use his machine to return him to normal, after which Batman suggests that Bruce Wayne will give Crawford a job at the renamed foundation.
If you're wondering, "Wait, does this mean Alfred now had super-powers?" the answer is yes! Since he didn't retain any conscious memory of his death and resurrection, he was normally unaware of this, but Alfred's evil Outsider personality resurfaced several times, and he sometimes spontaneously reverted to the Outsider's form, in which he once again had supernatural abilities:
Notice the background, with the buildings burning like candles? The Outsider did that with his mental powers, along with a bunch of less grandiose but equally impossible feats. Fortunately, they reverted to normal after he split into separate good (Alfred) and evil (Outsider) selves and defeated himself. The Outsider resurfaced once more in 1985, battling the Outsiders and nearly killing Superman by transforming the Batcave's giant penny into Green Kryptonite.
I guess this whole saga did resolve the problem of resurrecting Alfred for the TV show, but in what I think can fairly be called the most ludicrous way possible. (And you thought the PENNYWORTH show spun out of GOTHAM was silly …)
#comics#detective comics#gardner fox#sheldon moldoff#joe giella#julius schwartz#carmine infantino#alfred pennyworth#batman#bruce wayne#robin#robin the boy wonder#dick grayson#batman 66#batman family#jim aparo#i love that crawford has this whole frankenstein scheme#including his little speech about the world not appreciating his genius#and it's a complete throwaway#he's not even a supervillain he's just some guy#the pennyworth show actually isn't that ludicrous at the outset#but it takes a sharp detour into crazytown as the second season progresses
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Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
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My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
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Involuntarily flex
Right by my side
There's zz top
And Robert Z'Dar
From maniac cop one, two and three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands
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The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
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My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
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So beautiful
No stars tonight
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The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
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My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
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AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
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The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
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The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
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RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
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The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
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AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
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RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
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The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
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AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
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The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
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My big fat heart expands
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ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
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JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
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RIGHT BY MY SIDE
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AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
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The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
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The passion, the passion
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TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
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BUILT FORD TOUGH
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AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
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my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
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RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
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my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
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MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
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My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
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my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
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my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
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TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
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My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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Involuntarily flex
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My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
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My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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Involuntarily flex
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My muscles, my muscles
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Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Go bother someone else.
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Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
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My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
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I am so sorry to everyone I will be upsetting when I say this, but it's just something I have to get off my chest. I hope you guys can still support me after this.
*deep breath*
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Astro Boy: Day of the Living Dead.
Chapter 1: Taku and Frank.
Taku Fujimoto considered himself the luckiest boy in the world.
Why?
Because he had the best robot caretaker ever: Frank, a new model launched last week. The machine was three meters tall, with big arms joined by a metal alloy that made them quite resistant.
Looking at him was like watching a cartoon. His chest was round like a pot, his arms protruded from his shoulders, and both had the shape and size of a tube; his hands could easily carry three small children. His stomach was a cylinder connected to his hips, another large piece of metal, with his feet was the same case was repeated as with his arms.
But without a doubt, the most outstanding feature of Frank was his head. Although his neck was made up of the cables that joined it to the rest of his body, the skull had a shape that was impossible not to associate with Frankenstein's monster. Since it had a rectangular shape, and for ears, he had two headphones that looked like screws, his name was not surprising.
In short, his appearance was terrifying, but Frank was programmed to be harmless unless his owner was threatened. As for Taku, he was eight years old, with green pickle hair, the same color as his eyes, and a student in the prestigious Metro City Elementary School. As with many children in the metropolis, parents were too busy working or having fun to look after their children, so robots did the job.
While many kids were depressed, Taku didn't care because he loved going everywhere with Frank. Although the time they shared was short, the two became great friends. Frank took him to school, prepared his food, and played with him. The best thing was that he was programmed to keep playing until the boy got tired since his battery lasted 48 hours before his next charge. And if the power source was powerful, it would be as good as new in less than an hour.
So that's why Taku considered himself the luckiest boy in the world. That day was just another example of that. Frank had just picked him up from school, and they were heading home, passing over one of the many motor-suspended bridges in the city.
Taku happily hummed a song while Frank stopped at a red light.
"Casey Junior's comin' down the track, comin' down the track, with a smoky stack," Taku hummed as he waved a finger, and then, he pointed at Frank.
"Hear him puffin', comin' round the hill, Casey's here to thrill, every Jack and Jill," Frank continued, drawing invisible circles in the air.
They both laughed, and Taku placed a hand on Frank's arm; he was happy to have a friend like him. Frank smiled back. Everybody said that robots did not love their owners and were just machines programmed to pretend.
But Frank disagreed; he loved Taku not because some silly program in his head forced him to but because Taku was funny, kind, and-- innocent. He couldn't imagine being with anyone other than his boy.
The light changed, and Frank returned his attention to the front, taking his foot off the brake when the earth shook. He held onto the steering wheel so hard that he broke it. While Taku jumped out of his seat. Luckily, he had his safety belt on.
"Frank! What happened?!" the scared boy asked.
"I dunno, Taku," he admitted, "but don't worry, it mustn't be anything serious, just engine failure or--"
He didn't have time to finish because of an explosion in the city; a great cloud of smoke stretched close to the Ministry of Science. Taku yelled as he saw debris flying in his direction. Frank's fatherly instinct kicked in. He grabbed him with both hands and yanked the boy off the seat, taking the belt.
"Don't be scared, Taku! I won't let anything bad happen to you," he said as he hugged him.
Taku began to cry into his big metal shoulder. Wasting no time, Frank jumped out of the car, destroying his own belt, and in the blink of an eye, he was out. Just after they left the vehicle, a large block of concrete fell on the car, smashing it to shreds like a crushed can.
"Frank!" Taku cried.
"Don't worry, Taku. I'm getting you out of here safe and sound!"
Frank hugged him tighter, but not enough to hurt him. More debris kept falling, and people were getting out of their cars and running on the bridge, trying to avoid the missiles. Frank zigzagged as more rubble fell, Taku screaming with each new impact. In the distance, the robot could see the exit, which led to a control room where they would be safe.
"Hang in there, Taku! We are almost there!"
There was another explosion, but it came from behind them. The ground began to collapse, and the people who stayed behind fell to their deaths. As the bridge was floating at the city limits, if the construction failed, everyone would fall fifty meters until colliding with the Surface. The screams soon turned into echoes. Frank looked over his shoulder. The crack had reached them, and before he could act, the floor collapsed, and they both fell into the abyss.
Taku screamed as he felt his body collapse, closing his eyes because he didn't want to see his terrible fate. Frank's body turned slightly in the air, almost ending on his head. His arms failed him, and he released his child.
"Taku, no!"
Tears floated in the air, marking Jack's descent. The young man never thought of death, but there he was, falling to his perdition. Until he felt someone grab his arm. Taku opened his eyes, and what he saw comforted him. The bridge had stopped collapsing, and Frank was holding onto the edge of the structure with one hand while holding him with the other.
"Taku, listen to me! I'm gonna push you up, okay?!"
He nodded; he would do anything to get out of there, not wanting to look down; if Taku did, he would pee in his pants.
"Alright, one," he swung Taku a bit, "two."
Taku swallowed and braced himself.
"Thr--"
Their bodies trembled because of the powerful air that hit them mercilessly, and then a roar came along. They both turned to see the city and what they saw made Taku urinate.
A gigantic robot was in the center, it was bigger than all the buildings, what's more, it seemed that skyscrapers were coming out of its back. Its color was metallic black, and red energy ran through its body, eyes, and chest. But the worst thing was that one of his hands was The Spirit of Freedom, the most potent weapon in all of Metro City, a battleship equipped with all the weaponry known to man. The robot roared again as it smashed another building. Taku yelled; until that day, he believed that monsters only existed in stories, but now he saw a real one. He started to cry and shake. Frank groaned; his hand was slipping off the edge. Taku's sudden movements didn't let him get a good grip; he understood why he was scared. Hell, if that robot got close to them, they wouldn't stand a chance, but he had to calm him down, or they would both fall into the void.
"Taku, listen to me!" He shouted at him, "We can get out of this! But you need to calm down! I'm here; I won't let anything happen to you!"
Taku stopped agitating, lowered his head, closed his eyes, then raised them. Their eyes met, and Frank smiled; he was terrified but knew that if he smiled, he would calm the little boy down. After all, he trusted him completely. Seeing the serenity of the robot, Taku settled down; Frank would never let anything happen to him.
"That's my boy! Now, I'm gonna throw you up; are you ready?"
Taku nodded.
"Okay, here we go."
Frank swung him back and forth, then tossed him over the bridge; Taku screamed as he flew into the air. He fell on the hard metal with a thud. His arm would be purple, but that would be it, anyway; the pain did not matter to him.
"Frank!" Without wasting time, he went to peek out; his robot friend was still hanging.
"Don't worry, Taku," he held onto the edge with his other hand and started to climb, "I'm going after--"
The part he was holding on to broke. Taku's eyes widened, and his heart stopped. Frank had both arms outstretched as he fell towards the clouds.
"Taku!!!!"
"Frank!" He yelled in response, stretching an arm as if he could reach the robot.
But Frank didn't stop falling, fading more until he was out of sight.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" Taku howled in sorrow, his scream louder than the monster.
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Right by my side There's zz top And Robert Z'Dar From maniac cop one, two and three This barbecue could bring you to your knees And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion Is more than I can withstand Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks One cylinder block Crush my body like a rock So beautiful No stars tonight Just fireworks and eagles in the sky The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
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yk what this has been in my inbox for long enough. Finn, get your lemon demon back. Two Trucks have been unleashed to the world. Save your souls everyone. good luck.
@finnley-starr
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Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex TWO PICKUP TRUCKS MAKING LOVE AMERICAN MADE BUILT FORD TOUGH TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY GROWN MEN CRY Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH) Involuntarily flex Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH) Involuntarily flex RIGHT BY MY SIDE THERE'S ZZ TOP AND ROBERT Z'DAR FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3 THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion Is more than I can withstand Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion My big fat heart expands TWO PICKUP TRUCKS ONE CYLINDER BLOCK CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK SO BEAUTIFUL NO STARS TONIGHT JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH) Involuntarily flex Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH) Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
anyways im 17 now wOAGHG
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Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two pickup trucks Making love American made Built Ford tough Two beautiful murder machines American angels in the sky Grown men cry Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex Right by my side There's zz top And Robert Z'Dar From maniac cop one, two and three This barbecue could bring you to your knees And so could these two trucks Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion Is more than I can withstand Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion My big fat heart expands Two pickup trucks One cylinder block Crush my body like a rock So beautiful No stars tonight Just fireworks and eagles in the sky The founding fathers cry Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
didn’t neil gaiman die on the 24th why are you terrorizing me with his works
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[Description: Tiktok user watching hydraulic press compilation video.
“Swag or not swag?”
Machine presses rainbow bandy ball string toy. It gets flattened and some of the rainbow strings hang over the edge.
“Swag. He’s gonna recover from that.”
A rainbow cylindrical abacus with number dials standing up. The dials come apart immediately and shoot out to the side and are not crushed.
“No.”
Multicolored glitter dispenser with separate containers within them for each color. The plastic cracks and a few rounds of glitter shoot out and glitter falls to the base. The camera shows it again in slow motion.
“No. That’s a mess. How’re you gonna clean that up?”
A metal mobile of picture frames standing upright. The machine crushes the metal which folds on itself and glass within them breaks.
The tiktok users purses their lips hesistantly before saying “Kinda swag.”
A stack of post-it notes. There is a significant “snap” sound with each layer the machine pushes through with the final two layers sounding closer to gunshots.
“What, are those post-it-… Not swag for me personally.”
A cheap red and gold crown with blue jewels. The crown jewel collapses on itself.
“Down with the monarchy. Swag.”
A miniature dresser, with a velvet pink exterior. The side walls fold outward but do not break off and the front of the drawers fold neatly on themselves.
“Swag cuz it’s velvet, and it’s just, there’s something about it.”
A rainbow glass dish with a lid. The lid breaks off and is flung outward immediately. The dish itself shatters.
“No. He can’t handle the pressure. No. Not swag.”
A tin cylinder. It folds on itself before finishing off with a small “pop” noise.
“What is that? I don’t care, swag. Liked it.”
A small tan and white racoon stuffed animal that holds a heart with “Love” stitched on it. It is simply flattened.
The user opens their mouth to gasp but says “Nothing pleasing about that.”
A baby toy. A yellow cube with a white and blue circle on one side and a green and white circle on the other visible side. It gets crushed into many small pieces.
“No.”
A purple and yellow ball made out of eraser or bouncy-ball material. Some of the ball is crushed into smaller pieces and others parts remain as larger “chunks.”
“Swag, I wish it would have been made out of clay.”
Five rubber flamingoes. They make a “pop” sound.
“Swag.”
A pink-tan tea kettle with a teal timer as a base. It breaks but does not shatter.
“Could’ve been, no.”
A white rubber pit bull with a heart on its belly that is meant to be pressed. As it is flattened, the expandable heart bulges out but nothing on the toy breaks.
The user gasps. “Kinda swag.”
An orange Among Us crew member figurine with a roll of toilet paper on its head and a block of cheese in its hand. The top piece breaks off before the rest of the figurine is flung offscreen almost immediately.
“Imposter!”
A purple porcelain buddha cat figurine. Half of the head breaks off, then the other half, then 1- to 2- inch fragments of the body chip off as the press continues to come down.
“Not swag, not swag. Not swag, leave him alone! Like… he can’t take it, st- leave him alone.”
A cheap inflatable tie-dye soccer ball. It is simply flattened before making a final pop.
The user’s eyes widen in anticipation. “Swag.”
A porcelain baby’s head with a candle inside. The head shatters and the wax within it is simply pushed outward.
“Not swag.”
A porcelain tooth. It shatters.
“Tooth! Not swag.”
A U-shaped magnet. It is flung offscreen immediately. The users laughs while a plastic purple tea kettle with a built in timer is crushed.
A rubber brown duck with a green head. The duck shifts after the machine catches its head first so it is caught by its tail and is then flung offscreen.
“Run! Oh, I’m so glad the duck escaped.”
A baby blue shower scrubber. It is crushed into smaller pieces.
“Not swag.”
A yellow candle inside clear glass. The glass shatters and the wax is pushed outward.
“What was with the magnet? Swag,” the user says while pointing.
A roll of brown twine laying on its side. It makes a popping noise.
“Kinda swag.”
A small post-it note-sized notebook. It makes two pops.
“Mmm, no.”
A blue slinky toy with a cartoon character at the head. It makes a final “pop” noise but does not go anywhere.
“No,” the user says before the machine even comes down on it.
A tube of small American footballs. It crumples before falling over.
“Could’ve been swag.”
An assortment of blue marbles. They are crunched and small pieces shoot out from the press.
“Kind of, but not really, I know these are a little contradicting. I can’t…”
A package of Gobstoppers. Some of the candy comes out of the side of the box.
“No.”
A neon safety belt and cheap plastic buckle. The buckle shatters and the video cuts out before the machine is finished.
“No.”
A stack of four egg holders. Only the top one chips off before the rest simply fall over.
“No.”
A small roll of red twine where the roll is standing upright. Some of the twine compresses onto itself but some bulges out of the plastic wrapping.
“Swag. I like that,” the user says with eyebrows raised.
A similar red and white twine. It stays together and simply makes a “pop” noise.
“Swag.”
A plastic pink elephant. Some pieces shatter.
“No, he’s not gonna handle the pressure.”
A roll of duct tape, standing up. Most of the duct tape’s layers shoot out to the side while the part that remains pinned is flattened.
The user gasps. “The way it shot out, swag.”
A plastic pink and purple dish scrubber. It is shot offscreen immediately.
“No.”
A container of multicolored paper clips. Most of them fall out of the packaging. There is a gradual crunching noise with a final pop.
“No, that’s dumb. The replays get me.”
A “birdhouse” that is just some small rolls of wood stacked on top of each other within a house-shaped frame. The rolls shift around on top of each other with gradual crushing.
“That’s kinda swag. I don’t know why those tubes getting crushed was swag – “
A small sheep. The plastic it is made out of bulges out when it is flattened.
“- leave him alone. Swag.”
A rubber crab with small rubber spikes. It bulges.
“Leave him alone. Not swag cuz he survived.”
An oversized plastic whistle. It crushes a small amount before falling off the platform.
“No.”
A blue glitter rubber duck. The head is pinned under while the rest of the body bulges upward.
“Perry the platypus. No-“
A second, smaller crown. It folds on itself.
“- down with the monarchy. Swag.”
A chocolate bar, still wrapped. The chocolate is pushed outward and off the platform.
The video ends. End ID]
like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service
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It's crucial to point out the Soviet angle and remember exactly how many Soviet soldiers died during WW2, not because the Nazis were fantastic tacticians or strategists, but because the Soviets treated human beings like zerglings. That's it. There's the quiet part out loud. Zerglings are god damned Soviet doctrine with how they treat humans as expendible meat.
The vast majority of the people the Soviets sacrificed as casualties were Ukranians and non-Moscovian Rus, whom the Soviets wanted to subjugate and conquer and convince them they were just Russia-but-weird, so why not have the Nazis do the greatest amount of ethnic cleansing for them by sending wave after barely protected meat wave at machine gun nests and defensive fortifications to overrun Nazi positions.
The Soviets were not afraid to dump tens of millions of soldiers on Japan, if they had to, in order to subjugate it and do to it, what it had been doing to Poland and other parts of the Eastern Block they took. Ethnic cleansing, Russification, appropriation of art and treasure and natural resources, sex crimes and wanton murder of the men. And remember this was after the Russian Empire and Japan got in a naval fracas and Japan absolutely crushed them, to where they signed a treaty in the US about it.
The dropping of the atomic bombs was about showing the Soviets (and to a smaller extent, the Chinese) the power of a nation with its shit together and banging on all cylinders, and how futile it'd be to even TRY assembling all those resources that could be better spent adding value to an economy rather than dying in a foreign war solely to expand an empire. It was to convince the Soviets to maybe fuck off and do something else, because it would be anti-helpful to even try and leave them open to repeat bombings if they did.
The bombs weren't even ones that landed. They detonated in the sky and the amount of lasting radiation was minimal. That's why Japan isn't still a radiated slagheap, today.
So we will not be treating this like Japan was just this innocent didn' do nuffin' island of peaceful harmless Persons of Color being bullied by the evil racist white empire and unnecessarily used as a testbed for a war crime.
Japan, at the time, was also preaching not just Asian supremacy (which they also believed) but explicitly Nihon supremacy over the Asians, in the name of empire. You know, that thing certain people allegedly hate and consider fair game to treat as literal demons? It was also engaging in absolutely abhorent warcrimes to prisoners of war, from Chinese to 'Pino, to westerners caught there. It was also working on its own nuclear program, and planned to use a bi-plane to crash a dirty bomb off California's coast, which would've been similar to the nuclear bombs we dropped, except no destructive explosion, just radiation everywhere.
It also planned, after having indoctrinated its citizens for the better part of two decades, to instruct no surrender for any man, woman or child. Just violent resistance at every turn. Even while the night time bombing raids of conventional explosions and carpet bombing did more damage in terms of civilian casualties and production than the nuclear bombs ever did.
And while it's theorized that if we just blockaded off Japan's coasts for 6 months to 8 years, they would've been cut off from oil, fuel, outside food and resources and coal for industry, it still would've resulted in much famine, suffering and desolation. And historically, cannibalism and social breakdown.
The nuclear bombs were the right call to make.
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