#interdimensional-kickerofbutt

[thelostapprentice]

(America) “If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”

@interdimensional-kickerofbutt

      “Hey, it’s going to be alright. Tell me what’s been going on.” 

[smallestpym]

(Interdimensional-kickerofbutt) “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.”

   “I just ate a whole California roll, though!”

[untolikeiron-a]

STARTER || @interdimensional-kickerofbutt

“Hey, you’re Miss America, right?  I’ve heard about you. 

“Iron Fist.  Nice to meet you.”

[kandykhan]

(Interdimensional-kickerofbutt) ‘ i think you’re unpredictable. ‘

accepting pacific rim memes !!

       “Oh… well, the only people who would need to know what I’m going to do is my team and if I wasn’t, I would be quite prone to losing in fights. That’s my perspective, at least.”

[billyktothemax]

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“Normal,” America grumbled, taking a random pic. Didn’t say crunchy or anything. Should. E normal enough.

She was far more interested in the information she was getting.

“…so Wanda is making cookies for a bake sale?”

The magic thing she could see (sort off) but this was taking it too far for her idea of the Scarlet Witch.

“Yes. But not for us. We’re still homeschooled,” Billy said. That was easier than ‘had not been to school yet.’ He was looking forward to it, should it ever happen still.

“Dad says it will help us fit in. So we can be normal with everyone else.”

[imjustthemechanic]

[Text] How much do you actually know about my powers? Be honest. (America)

@interdimensional-kickerofbutt

[Text] You’re super-strong and you can do that dimension-hopping thing.  Why?

[khakerskayavdova-a]

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻

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𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬

FULL NAME. faina olesya sannikova NICKNAME(s). fai (”faye”), faya GENDER. female HEIGHT.  5′4″ AGE.  ~22 (MCU), ~18 (616) ZODIAC. unknown SPOKEN LANGUAGES.  russian, english, mandarin, korean, farsi, french, spanish, turkish

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬

HAIR COLOR. very dark brown EYE COLOR.  brown SKIN TONE. pale BODY TYPE.  slender and muscular, wears baggy clothes to hide her physique VOICE. intentionally unremarkable. adapted a bit of a vocal fry living in the us DOMINANT HAND. ambidextrous by training  POSTURE. well trained, but tends to adopt a more slouched position in public SCARS. many. old bullet wounds, scars on her back from physical discipline, around her wrist from being restrained at night, and in 616 verses,  a very large scar on her left side from a slash obtained during Alexei Shostakov’s massacre. TATTOOS. none BIRTHMARKS. none MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S). intense eyes

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡��𝐨𝐝

PLACE OF BIRTH. unknown HOMETOWN. unknown SIBLINGS. unknown PARENTS.  unknown

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

OCCUPATION.  hacker for hire CURRENT RESIDENCE. single-bedroom condo owned under an assumed name CLOSE FRIENDS. partner dependent but often natasha romanoff, bucky barnes, kate bishop RELATIONSHIP STATUS. verse/partner dependent (but main ships have been MCU - wanda maximoff  @vjestyca  and 616 - america chavez @interdimensional-kickerofbutt) FINANCIAL STATUS. has an extensive amount of illicitly gotten cryptocurrency but rarely spends much DRIVER’S LICENSE. several good fakes with different names CRIMINAL RECORD. you can’t have a record if you haven’t been caught VICES. eats excessive junk food and caffeine, paranoid and mistrusting, stubborn and fixated on self-preservation

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞

SEXUAL ORIENTATION.  ace-leaning demisexual PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE. reply hazy, ask again later PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE. reply hazy, ask again later LIBIDO. nonexistent  TURN ON’S. honestly like... just being held? TURN OFF’S. arrogance, possessiveness LOVE LANGUAGE.  bringing someone food RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES.  look... if faina has let herself acknowledge feelings for you... there’s pretty much nothing she won’t do for you. but her biggest barrier to relationships is fear of someone getting hurt because of her. 

𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬

CHARACTER’S THEME SONG. apres moi by regina spektor, yellow flicker beat by lourde,  HOBBIES TO PASS TIME.  netflix, video games, tinkering with security systems, people watching LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED.  left PHOBIAS. doctor, hospitals, death, being vulnerable SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL. complicated. she’s very secure in her skill-set. she knows she is a a competent person who can get shit done. but she lacks a sense of self-value and doesn’t understand why people would care about her.  VULNERABILITIES. too closed off, self-sabotaging

[iwasborncareful]

[interdimensional-kickerofbutt] “I’m going to keep going until I succeed – or die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for years.”

“We don’t talk like that, America. If you need anything you know we’re here for you, right?”

[khakerskayavdova-a]

@vjestyca

@interdimensional-kickerofbutt

My sexuality is women who terrify me and turn me on at the same time

[manufacturedpower]

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America is not in the mood for nihilistic calm or whatever the hell this is.

“I meant a metaphorical bottle, tonto,” she grumbles, following him into the jungle. “Like a message or some technological trick, or something. Aren’t you supposed to be a genius? You gotta have a way to contact somebody.”

It’s not so much the island that is unnerving her, she’s lived in places like this before on her own and she knows it’s not terrible —not easy, either, but not a death sentence—, what ticks her off is being stuck. Whatever is interfering with her powers must be incredibly powerful.

“Tony, where do you think we’re going? We’re not gonna play Robinson Crusoe here. We need to get home.”

“Well we’re not going to swim home.” Tony replies, vaulting over a fallen log.  “And I only have a few hundred thousand nanites still on me-” said nanites crawl across his skin to form the shape of a visor in front of his eyes.  Erratic readings and text filters across the HUD that flickers on.  “-and no signal coming in or getting out.  Whatever’s jamming you is jamming me, too.”

The remaining nanites form along the side of his arm into a blade as the foliage becomes too thick to walk through.  He slashes through vines to clear the way, grateful that his work generally keeps him in fair shape.  He turns back toward America, pointing to the beach with his bladed arm.

“So, we have two options: sit on the beach and hope someone finds out where we went, and that they won’t get stranded too when they come to find us,” he points into the forest, “or figure out what else is on this island and why it doesn’t want us to leave.  Either way, I don’t have any sun tan lotion, so-” Tony points up at the thick canopy blotting out the sun.  He shrugs. “-shade.  Trust me, I’ve been stranded in the Savage Lands one too many times to be that worried, yet.”

[halysborn]

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       “Y’know, it’s COMMON COURTESY         to, when visiting a NEW city, loop          in the local VIGILANTE POPULACE.”

His tone is light, by no means OFFENDED or UPSET by what could have been a DIRE situation indeed. He’s in a GOOD mood tonight, just enough action to keep him busy and MOST of it petty - no deaths in his city tonight. 

Or at least, no deaths SO FAR. He’s got his fingers crossed for the rest of the evening. 

        “Seeing you BEATING on a couple           of deadbeats? Why, a fine, upstanding          un-badged lawbringer like myself           might just have got the situation flipped.          You’re lucky I KNOW those two. Not           nice people.”

[thelostapprentice]

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America bit her lower lip, rubbing the back of her head.

“Well, this might sound weird but I’ve… I’ve never really figured out how far my powers can go, not sure I know everything I can do. Figured since my body works with some sort of magic, it was worth the shot?”

“It’s not weird at all.” Placing the object the messenger bag she usually carried, Casey observed America for a moment. “Wanting to know more about your powers in understandable. Any place in particular you’re looking to start.”

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[smallestpym]

[interdimensional-kickerofbutt] “Hey, look at me. It’s not real. There isn’t anything there.”

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     “     I’m not CRAZY. I know what I saw.   ”

[theredwonder]

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[noworldnomad]

(America) You still stink, by the way.

“Yeah, I’m aware. But I’ve scrubbed off like, five layers of skin already and I’d sorta like to keep one.”

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