#instrumentsofcyanide

[inkwise]

Gives Banjo an ESPECIALLY sharp knife.

Knife | @instrumentsofcyanide

[thehuntressworksatsteaknshake]

Is he considered a child by this restaurant's standards ? Who knows. He's just going to slam some of Joey's monkey down and go ' SHAKE ! SHAKE ! SHAKE ! '

Shake for new weird child of mine.

[lxgner]

Pulls a KNIFE on Joey

[ @instrumentsofcyanide hAS A KNIFE! ]

“ Where the hell did you get that knife from?!” He’s slowly backing away. There is no way he’s going to deal with an ink demon and his knife. Not today. Joey makes a mental note to himself to ban all knives in the studio and make sure that no one was bringing a knife to the studio either. This would only end in a mess if no one took care of it. 

[kitty-positivity]

Someone said something nice about you, @instrumentsofcyanide / @somegremlin ! ♡

Stella is amazing and I love her graphics and her writing and I know she puts so much into her characters and I genuinely hope she has the best year every year of her life !!!

[pigtrapped-a]

@instrumentsofcyanide​ liked for a one-liner! 🐷

“What in the hell are you supposed to be, anyway?”

[sidechxrxcter-archived]

Gives Charlotte a knife.

@instrumentsofcyanide

“You get me.” This is a bad idea, guys. 

[candyredmuses]

instrumentsofcyanide replied to your post: A can of Bacon Soup is dropped into a Blender. A...

’ SMOOTHIE ! ‘

“Smoothie.”

[inkgluttony]

Something’s Upside Down I @instrumentsofcyanide

G A S P!

He put two and two together. Either Joey is messing with him or some magical grey face turned his brother into Joey Drew himself! Sabotage. 

“Wow... Oreo, I know it’s you. Either Joey ate ya or somebody turned ya like that without ya knowin’!” Despite contrary belief, Bubba had a clever streak every now and then. Then a thought occurred to him.

Oreo looked just like Joey. And most likely, Joey might be Bendy. Which means... 

… the PERFECT PRANK!

Without another word, Kingston grew to eight feet tall to be at level with Oreo, putting his arm around his shoulder with a devious grin on his face.

“Oreo, my man. Big brother, pal o’ mine! Do ya realize what we got ova’ here? With you lookin’ like Joey and my writin’ skills.... wanna pretend ta take over the studio for one day and cause some mischief~?”

[dreadsleep]

[ Oreo ] Stabs him in the knee with a fork.

@instrumentsofcyanide / accepting / icb you’ve done this

[terrascot-archived]

@instrumentsofcyanide replied to your post: “ Ya know, if I wanna go to work shirtless… I...

[ Oreo vc ] ’ NO. ‘

Pauses in the middle of lifting his shirt. ...Slowly continues to remove his shirt while maintaining eye contact.

[inkwise]

[ Oreo ] It's the middle of the night and quite frankly, everyone should have been sleeping. Though, the little demon is QUICK to notice that the baby ( or well, the other baby ) of the Stuart Family is still up. This was the PERFECT opportunity to show Annelle a new trick ! With that, he steps into her room and reaches towards the light switch. ' Hey Annelle, wanna see somethin' neat ? But it's gonna have to be real DARK ! Are you ok with that ? '

Night Trick | @instrumentsofcyanide

The late nights used to be so scary to the little girl, but nowadays she finds them much easier to grapple with, especially knowing that there’s a friendly demon who is willing to look out for her. Annelle all but GRINS when she sees the little figure in her room, eyes bright with that childlike wonder of hers.

“ Mhm! I’ll be okay! ” 

After all, he’s Bendy, and Bendy would never do anything to put her in harm’s way. She pulls the blanket around her shoulders like a long cape and watches with anticipation, excited for whatever trick he has up his inky sleeves.

[failedinvader-blog]

instrumentsofcyanide liked for an invasion

            exploration of earth was something zim always found to be oddly intriguing. he’s been on the giant rock for so long without any notification from his almighty tallest about his next task of operation on the planet, so he considered it interesting to view the sights of the planet ---- especially the abnormal. during what his ‘skool’ had called summer vacation, zim considered that the perfect time to explore the intriguing but odd sights the humans had. leaving gir at his secure household to watch things was probably stupid on his part, but gir was sort of aware that he just had to not answer the door and bark like one of the fleshy animals they call dogs when no one was home. plus, to his extreme benefit, his arch-nemesis and the only one who knew of his true identity was out of town for something humans go on called ‘family vacations.’ how pathetic.

            zim stumbled upon one of these particular abnormalities during his exploration of the planet. to zim, it appeared to be an abandoned warehouse filled with all sorts of intriguing things on the outside. though he wasn’t aware that it was simply an old animation studio, he still found that it was large and interesting. zim was high on his small toes as he creaked the door open only to step in and smell a foul smell only to be described as death and rotting corpses, and... ink? what the hell?

[lxgner]

pULLS A GUN ON JOEY.

[ BENDY AND JOEY IN: OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN! || @instrumentsofcyanide || Always Accepting 

At this point he doesn’t want to know what he did to deserve this. So without waiting he rushes to his office and locks the door. There is no way Joey is going to deal with Bendy’s pranks again. ( If it is a prank is up to debate as it seemed like a real gun and it wouldn’t be the first time the cartoon demon had one. ) “ I fucking swear to whatever is out there, Bendy… you better put that thing away. “ 

[thickcrskiin]

instrumentsofcyanide replied to your post:  concerned jan noises—

[ Bendy vc ] HE’S FIIIIINE.

jan vc: thAT IS NOT FINE, BENDY. THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF FINE. HE IS VERY NOT FINE.

[meanandgreenmama]

[ Oreo ] Does something incredibly stupid and puts a flag on the plant.

@instrumentsofcyanide

The plant is not amused at all. If the plant had eyes, they would be glaring straight at the little demon. Just then, Twoey had a wicked grin on his face and with a vine, he slapped a flag onto Oreo.

“Yer flagged for Imp Crimes~!”

[pigtrapped-a]

There's a large, hulking being lurking about. Stalking her every move. And when he decides the time has come to strike, the INK DEMON lunges forth, PUSHING Miss Piggy off of her tricycle. And to make matters worse for her ? He RUNS WITH IT.

IS PUSHED OFF HER very tiny TRICYCLE.

Sits on the floor in her Murder Robes™ watching him run off with it.

“AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU ASSHOLE.”