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khodorkovskaya · 11 months ago

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okay here we go.

(translated with deepl)

here is my first impression of oxford bestie. when i read this i died. like who is this bella swan mysterious and lonely not-like-other-girls icon???

As I listen to other girls' stories, I look away. There I notice a cute girl with brown hair and fringe. I vaguely remember her from last year. I remember noticing her in maths class. She was sitting so lonely in the corner of the classroom that I thought. felt I felt a little sorry for her. That day, she stood out from everyone I'd seen. That's when I decided that when I moved to this school, I'd try to make friends with her. Today, she looks the same lonely, even though she's surrounded by people. I find it strange that, instead of standing with everyone else, it's like she's trying to fit in with the guys. I'm gonna have to find out more about her.

this is the part i read and wanted to kms. what in the weaboo emo teen is this somebody kill me.

The atmosphere of the new school distracts me from bad dark thoughts: that no one needs me; that I'm making things worse; that I should die.

"You like anime, don't you? - smiling sweetly *Manchester bestie* asks me before class starts.

"Yeah, I love it," I exclaim.

dEeP dArK tHoUgHtS ahhhhhh

After taking a warm shower and turning off the light, I lie on my side, staring at the wall, and listen to my roommates talking as they listen to music in the same bed. They're talking about virginity and how it's stupid to wait to get married. I think of Yasmin, who is adamantly against it.

"How long do we have to wait?" says Clara in a whisper. "I'm ready now!"

there's something so cute about this idk. like we were such babies.

"Oh my God!" gasped Yasmin horrified, looking at the mailbox. "That's Vladimir Stosic! The crazy Serbian who teaches us chemistry." Yasmin had told me a lot about Stosic. According to her, he's a Satanist and a member of the Order of the Dragon. They say he even has a devil tattoo! His daughter is in sixth form and it turns out he drove her into depression and she shaved her head. Even though he teaches chemistry, he's a bit of a mess and all he's told his students is that he killed his wife, by throwing a plugged-in light bulb into her bathtub.

bro whatttt what is this lore who tf is vladimir stosic 😭😭

then there's the scandalous berlin trip! and there's a passage about how my london bestie and my oxford bestie went to KDW to buy bras and it's so funny to read about bc it was such a scandal back then! like that's so cute. then we play truth or dare and i have to kiss my crush! 😱😱😱 also very cute and very much like "aww baby me, you were adorable".

then we go to the holocaust memorial and take very disrespectful photos that facebook never fails to remind me about every year. like "x years ago you took these super quirky photos" and every time im like oh god.

then oh my god! i put my head on my crush's shoulder!!! wowwwww (tbh that's more action than im getting these days, so 14 yr old me was winning)

then fuckkk okay i can't read this part. i had a north korea phase so i go on about american propaganda and how evil capitalism is. but not in a based way, but in a "im 14 and this is deep" way. fuck. and then i go on about gay marriage and how im such a passionate ally but not because im gay or anything i just like gay people and i believe in equality haha ha ha im not gay what. and then i talk about atheism and how religion is evil.

and then there's this

I've never been fallen in love with a guy before, and I don't know what kind of feelings are called love. Maybe I was in love with someone and I didn't realise it, thinking I just wanted to be friends with them, because you can feel that way about girls, too, right? Right?

and like bestieeee that's the gayest thing anyone's ever said, sorry to break it to you.

"Has anyone seen my T-shirt?" asks C suddenly, returning from the lake shore, where he was probably looking for it.

I look around, following the others' lead, and suddenly realise that, somehow, I've had his T-shirt all along! And how is it that after spending half an hour here by the fire, I hadn't realised I'd been clutching it to my chest. I hand it to C immediately, looking up into his eyes, the reflection of the fire playing in the muted blue.

"I'm sorry I didn't give it to you sooner," I tell him, putting my hand on his shoulder. "You must be freezing cold!"

"It's nothing," he waves it off.

you know, as cringe as it is like... there's something so cute and pure about this. like i want to hug my past self and tell her that everything is gonna be okay. and that it's okay to be in love. and that he's not worth it. like. i want to cry a little bit. </3

and then it gets even more heartbreaking for little me:

Suddenly, Dixie, a cute girl I had met long ago in my first German class, runs up to C. In her manner, she laughs loudly and hugs C, saying how cold he must have been the whole time. She strokes his head, pulling him tight against her.

"Dixie, Dixie," C resists, "I'm uncomfortable! I'm not cold at all!"

"Oh, come on, come on," she interrupts him. "Let's go to the tents at once! You're shivering, for heaven's sake!"

And with both arms round C, she leads him away from the fire.

It is sometimes embarrassing for her, for she, in her childish naivety, never hides her emotions. She probably doesn't even realise that such a thing is even possible.

I catch myself thinking that for the rest of my life, or at least for the rest of this school year, I'll be cursing myself for that I wasn't in Dixie's shoes at that moment.

babyyyy 🥺🥺🥺🥺 it's okay, you'll survive </3

and then! my bestie and C get together! and the book ends!!!!!!!

(and then there's an epilogue where i get into communism again and talk about how i hate rich people. no, literally, i fucking say that.)

so yeah....

honestly now im glad that i wrote it bc it's like a little time capsule of what being a teenager was like. like a pre-teenager id say. bc that was before my weird sugardaddy phase and sex and alcohol.

it's extremely badly written, but there's a charm to it. like i know 14 year old me was sincere when she wrote it and you can feel her pain and it's so precious. the overall ~vibe~ of it reminded me of elif batuman's the idiot (not literally. this "book" of mine is a 3/10 at best, meanwhile the idiot is a solid 10) in the sense that there's this awkward tension between me and my crush and it doesn't go anywhere and it's very pathetic and you just want to shake her and say "he's not worth it!!!". but it's so sincere and innocent and she just wants to clench his tshirt against her chest and look into his deep blue eyes, like that's so adorable.

anyway, yeah. what an experience.

my london bestie's family is moving (mum got remarried so the family house is going to her older sister, long story) and so she was going through her old stuff. and she found the book i wrote when i was 15 and gave it to me.

and i wanted to maybe translate some parts of it and put it on here bc it just feels appropriate. but im reading it now and it's so cringe like i am in physical pain reading it.

here is how i summarised it on my insta yesterday:

im in year 10. i befriend *oxford bestie* who's like this bella swan mysterious lonely brunette who's friends with boys

we go to berlin and it's like hbo euphoria but even more dramatic! there's erotic dancing and suicide tw

i develop a massive crush on C. guess who else has a crush on C? oxford bestie! 😱

i become a communist as a coping mechanism

common themes: lust, homosexuality, wealth inequality, alcoholism

3/10

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ml-salt-central · 3 years ago

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Honestly, the fact that Sabrina only got the dog miraculous ONCE and it was then taken by Felix just makes Thomas' talk about "How DARE you not care about Sabrina!" even more laughable like bruh, YOU haven't given us any reason to give a fuck about her! Her entire character revolves around Chloé and getting mistreated by her just because you want to convince everyone that this 14 yr old girl is the fucking devil!.

I HATE the idea of Chloé getting replaced as the bee miraculous holder but I would hate it SLIGHTLY less if Sabrina was her replacement instead of fucking Mary Zoé because at least Sabrina was already stablished and didn't come out of nowhere, this could lead to a character arc where she realizes that she deserves better than Chloé (and this would hopefully help Chloé see how much she sucks and try to fix it) and you can just introduce the dog miraculous in the finale, Felix got a transformation sequence while Sabrina didn't so it's clear who the dog miraculous was meant for.

#ml salt #ml spoilers #thomas astruc salt #zoe lee salt

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proxis-shattered-expectations · 4 years ago

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The new 2021 version, saw room for improvement 😆)

The official ref for my one piece oc, the captain of the Crusader pirates. The Dark Raven; Faust Ravina.

Old version

Personal info

Age: 39- 41

Date of birth: October 21

Family: The Faust family

Family members-Current status

Father: Faust Aron- 76 yrs old (Alive and retired)

Mother: Faust(Leiavana) Serene- 74 yrs old (Died when Ravina was 19)

Aunt: Faust(Cortez) Zelda- 65 yrs old (Dead)

Uncle in law: Cortez Venezal- 70 yrs old (Alive)

Cousin: Cortez Elisa- 36 yrs old (Alive)

Spouse: Dracule Mihawk- 43 yrs old (Alive)

Children:

. Dracule Damien- 6 yrs old (Alive)

. Dracule Serene- 2 yrs old (Alive)

Hometown: Meridias isles (South blue)

Nicknames: Boss, Madame, Captain, Raven, Milady

Appearance

Height: 6,3 ft

Hair color: Dark bluish grey

Race: Human

Eye color: Silver eyes

Gender: Female

Pirate stats

Occupation: Pirate, Captain, Swordswoman

Affiliation: Pirate (retires some point in the future)

Crew: The Crusader Pirates

Bounty: was 900, 000, 000 beris

Alliances: The Whitebeard pirates.

Epithet: The Dark Raven

Character

Personality: Many a times, Ravina is seen by her opponents as cunning, dangerously precise when it comes to taking down anything they send after her, and an overall mystery that they become frustrated with trying to solve. For the most part, those traits hold a good amount of truth to it, and it does not help the fact that because of her reputation and strategy, she is unofficially called "The strongest swords woman in the world"(though it is a title up for debate, mostly Ravina trying to convince others that she isn't, due to the fact that earning that title was not her goal at all). Those that respect her and only know of her, she is a figure of honor, always the calm one in a seemingly dire situation, and is never the one to provoke a fight. But when you pull back the veil, you are met with an intelligent, but caring woman, who above all else, values the meaning of moral compassion over gaining self desires. To those she shows her true colors to (Loved ones, Crew mates, or family related friends), she is shown to be fair, always willing to reason rather than result anything in violence, and stays loyal to those she cares truly for. When interacting with others, she can be both ladylike yet to the point, keeping an open mind but at the same time if she sees something wrong, she will either reveal it later one for further comprehension or point it out if the situation calls for it. Due to her age, it comes with a natural urge of responsibility and respect of other peoples opinions and views, and with those extra years, has learned to tolerate many things and thus stay collected when things are troubling her. Yet another well known trait about her is that she is always observant (24-7), since it was the first lessons she had learned from her late mother before she passed away, she always practices it as a testament. On the other hand, when she is not within her comfortable element, she can be persuasive, confident and enigmatic when she wants to be, knowing that foreign conflicts have a better chance of getting resolved, even when you are not acting like the adult at the time. And so when it comes to any down sides, it takes a great amount of effort and deliberate frustration to piss her off, but when she is angry, she tends to have a condescending attitude towards the problem, and at times will belittle her enemies so to incapacitate them without violence(Kind of like a warning shot to stay away) If you get her past the point of no return, she will not immediately resolve to death, instead beating down those who are responsible to the point where they will not be able to continue for a very long time.

Dream: For most of her younger life, she had to stay on her hometown island, in fear that people would find out about her existence and would want to hurt her due to her heritage (Namely the Navy and World government). Many had told her that she was the result of the betrayal that shook the government, and was a danger to those around her. As she got older, her desire to get off the island and follow in her mother's footsteps had urged her to become a pirate, in a way to prove them wrong and defy the government as much as possible. That at first was her goal, boat as the years passed, she realized how big the world was, and so her dream had began to change. Her dream became to see the world she was denied to see as a child, and thus become free.

Reputation: For the most part, she hides her face behind a tribal mask, so to not reveal her identity to the world government. The reasoning was because she is the daughter of not only an infamous pirate by the name of Leiavana Serene "Serenade of Demons", who came from the island of Ohara long before it's destruction, she was the result of Serene's relationship with Warlord Faust Aron "Spirit Reaver Aron", who betrayed the government before Ravina was born. She knows that any member of the Faust family is recognized by their striking silver eyes. So to not risk anyone important to her even more so, she mostly wears the mask. When she began piracy 14 yrs before the Before Marinewar time line, her victory over a ruthless group of marines called the Eastern blood crows, by single handedly annihilating the entire ship had marked her first action against the navy, and it was then she was officially labeled as a pirate. Her rep skyrocketed after every defeat of marine aggressors and other notorious pirates, including the rumored connections with the Revolutionary army. When news spread of her alliance with Whitebeard, who was known to be previously allied with her mother in the past, she became an even bigger target. During the marineford war, her identity as a Faust was finally revealed.

Background: Born on the Meridias Isles with her parents (both retired temporarily from piracy so to raise her), she grew up with her identity hidden. Despite this, she had a fairly normal childhood, training with her father with the art of the sword, and would often play hooky with another kid whom she called Hawk, who would only visit the island for a short time for every visit. For most of her younger life, she had to stay on her hometown island, in fear that people would find out about her existence and would want to hurt her due to her heritage (Namely the Navy and World government). Many had told her that she was the result of the betrayal that shook the government, and was a danger to those around her. As she got older, her desire to get off the island and follow in her mother's footsteps had urged her to become a pirate, in which it was a dream shared by her friend Hawk, who later proposed to her and vowed to join her in her future travels. Before she could though, once she turned 20, a ruthless group of marines called the Eastern blood crows invaded the island, with every intention to find and arrest her father. In an attempt to hide him, she revealed herself instead, and volunteered to take his place. But during the trip towards Enies Lobby, a freak storm had hit them, and through the fray, she destroyed the ship and killed them. Cast away on a nearby island, she was brought back to health by a small tribe of warriors called the Halshierans, and for around four years, lived with them and gained a place among them. After that, she departed the island, and after a long journey, returned to her home, only to find that Hawk had already left, and her father under the assumption that she had been dead. Easing his fears, she declared her arrival as the official departure as a pirate, and taking her father's old pirate ship 10 yrs before the current timeline, established the Crusader pirates.

Powers

DF: None

Abilities: User of armament haki (To protect her sword from damage and herself from the full force of a blow) and observation haki(To try and predict an opponents attack/ To find the weak spot). Super human speed, unbelievable balance, agility, accuracy, and reflexes.

Skills: Swordsmenship, piloting a ship, carving,the art of intimidation, some hand to hand combat, knowledge on devil fruits and reputations of most pirates, reading other languages(Has a poneglyph translation book), public speaking, Stealth, cooking, going undercover, wine making, some basic medical expertise, tracking skills, Metallurgy, Dancing, etiquette, acquiring information, and negotiating.

Weapons: A long sword called Eclipse and a Wakazashi given by the Halsherians.

(Other weapons of preference)- If no sword, than a wooden staff, either that or her basic skills on hand to hand combat.

Relationships

Halsherians- A tribe of islanders that came to her aid when the marine ship she was captive on got destroyed in a freak storm. She stayed with the tribe for 4 years, eventually earning their respect and molded into the tribe, until she had to return home. They provided a ship, supplies, and wished her farewell by giving her a warriors traditional mask. It is the same mask she wears when she becomes s pirate.

The Sun pirates- During her journey back home 14 years before Marineford, she came upon the Sun pirates who were docked in the same town she was in at that time. Due to a scuffle between her and Arlong, which ended up in her boat getting ripped to pieces, she made a deal with the captain to allow her to travel on their boat until she got to where she could get another boat. In that time, she befriended and gained the trust of many of its members, especially that of the young girl named Koala. She spent a few months on their ship before they reached an island with a port of boats, and that is where they parted ways.

The Crusader pirates- The pirate crew she later forms after she leaves her home. Taking the boat her father used called the Passover, she traveled around the Grandline, recruiting members that wished to follow the piratical life and wished for a free life on the open sea. Because of the many hardships they pulled through, and the adventures they shared together, they respect her. The bond they have is similar to that of brothers and sisters, which is constantly tested by the many secrets she tends to hold to herself, but later reveals.

Dracule Mihawk- Ravina and Mihawk were childhood friends in their early years, and in their twenties, they had plans to marry and create their own pirate crew. But before that could happen, a radical group of Marines called the Southern blood crows landed on the island, with the intent to take her father to Enies lobby for his past crimes. She took his place instead, and did not see him for 12 yrs, and in that time she became a pirate captain and he a warlord. After those 12 yrs, they meet again and rekindle what they had before. Out of that, Damien and Serene (Named after her mother) came around.

Other

. Daughter of a former warlord

. The sword Eclipse was once her mother's, a sword made in Ohara with unknown status

. Was at least 26 when she began the life of a pirate

. Mother died when a buster call was announced to destroy her home in Ohara, Ravina was only 19.

. Her mother was a commander in Whitebeard's crew.

. Began piracy 15 yrs before the Strawhats

. Majority of the time, hides her face with a tribal raven like mask.

. Participated in the Marineford war, on the side freeing Ace

. Her mother Leiavana Serene was a pirate, her father Faust Aron was a warlord many yrs ago.

. Her mother's place of origin was Ohara, thus she learned how to read poneglyphs. Due to her sudden death however, she could not teach Ravina, and so the last thing she gave her daughter was a translation journal, that translated the glyphs into english.

One piece belongs to Oda

Ravina and art is mine

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unproduciblesmackdown · 7 years ago

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instead of me making a post where i briefly rate btvs characters im gonna do a post im sure ive already made abt how in the first book alone its shown that narnia is an unreasonable twilight zone to deal with and the lore is wild and aslan is sort of a jerk and bad with dealing with children / dealing with the world he created; or: the battle of the reader vs cs lewis

ok first of all. this book completely wrongs edmund. cs lewis is determined to have us believe that he is a Bad Sort but? not so much that when he's "redeemed" we have to doubt for even a moment that he's now Good Forever. and the reasons the reader keeps being given about why we should be disgusted with edmund are incredibly weak and often bemusing

to start with, cs lewis hates boarding schools which is probably because they could be awful and so he throws out the reason that edmund used to be as nice and purehearted as his siblings until boarding school spoilt his immortal soul? were peter and susan taught at home or in public school then? if lewis was making a comment on how terrible boarding school is, why isnt edmund given any sympathy for this by the narrator or his siblings who just seem largely annoyed by him?

and since at the start the kids are being sent off from home in the middle of a world war their dad is off in and have to go to a boring house with an uncle? who for some reason never like, bothers to speak to them or see them ever. tf, dude. and theyre in england in the first place. anyhow, the fact that edmund being in a bad mood over this is supposed to be evidence of his crappiness is a touch unreasonable. he's like what, 8-11? so much of this book hinges on his character needing to be saved from his own badness that its sort of unforgivable that said badness really doesnt exist. hates his terrible school? hates his terrible situation? difficult? fights with siblings? how is this meant to be fit for A Just and Divine Damnation. why is there such a complete lack of sympathy. does lewis understand anything about children.

the answer is that "adults assuming these young as hell children have the same emotional maturity and logical processes and understanding of the world as adults" is a constant theme. these random schoolchildren become the supreme rulers of an entire country in a world theyve never been in after like, a week. the whole series runs on a fair number of other English Brand notions abt classism, racism, divine right to rule, etc. but even if it wasnt "only humans can lead", why would any children be allowed? children who had never been there? for gods sake

moving on to the plot: lucy finds narnia, etc. i guess on account of being Young and A Girl, which here means spiritual purity? and also as a character trope means Innocence. ok. meeting an exposition-providing faun, getting back, nobody believes her because why would they. their great(but not good) uncle bothers showing up upon coincidence. why hasnt he ever even said "hello, im not evil" to the kids staying at his house?for gods sake. he then explains to the kids a version of one of lewis's apologistic things that supposedly logically proves that christianity is valid and here proves that narnia is real, which it actually does neither of. shove it, clive staple lewis. your argument is crap

oh but edmund went to narnia along with lucy before that had happened. this is supposed to be a crucial point where he meets the white witch and is supposed to be like, dont be like edmund kids!! but frankly he behaves perfectly reasonably during that encounter and also when they all get to narnia. coz, ok, he's in an alternate universe alone which is disorienting for anyone. then the witch just happens to stumble across him. was he supposed to have prevented that somehow? lucy just stumbled across mr tumnus and trusted him inherently and it happened to go well. the first person edmund meets is someone else and he talks with her for a minute because she is a grown ass woman, probably gonna kill him otherwise, and also he's in an alternate universe alone with no idea where anyone is or if he can get back? here is a quick tangent:

a moral throughout the series is that you can sense somethings inherent goodness or truthfulness through how much it gives you a nice gut feeling. yet frankly this is not the only way to go about making choices. and not everything bad sets off alarms and not everything that sets off alarms is bad, so i dont know how much of a lesson that is. but for example, here the witch doesnt give edmund the warm fuzzies, and it is supposed to be a mistake or moral weakness on his part to not have.....what? gone running aimlessly through the arctic landscape in his jammies from a self-proclaimed queen with a sledge? he didnt really have any options here. how is he meant to know she's not really the ruler of this crap place that, so far as he knows, he lives in now? and ok, then somehow his big ol mistake is eating some damn candy and having some hot cider or whatever. it is eternal winter, why is this child a sinner for getting up out of the snow and humoring this lady by taking some offered snackaroos. also, everyone says turkish delight isnt even good. ask for some m&m's, ed!!! love yourself!! and even if he is supposed to know never to eat magical food or be bound to the fairy queen, lucy went and had tea with a fuckin faun so again, they basically did the same thing but edmund met the wrong person by sheer luck of it, so he has to die. LEWIS!!!!!!!

another big Edmund Must Die moment is when he and lucy get back from narnia and edmund lies that narnias fake, because he's evil. first of all, the fact that lucy tells him that some stranger she's buddies with says the white witch is evil and a liar. how is her stranger meant to be more reliable than the witch? this is just the word of two randos pitted together. how is edmund meant to understand this as Proof that the queen is evil and an imposter to the throne. frankly, she's functionally the actual queen, so its not even really a lie? narnia is impossible. secondly, it is 10000% understandable that edmund would realize that if he backs up lucy's claims then everyone is going to go looking for narnia, and in the experience he's just had, its a hellhole. and lucy has just told him that he possibly met an evil witch that is interested in also meeting his siblings? wouldnt be too thrilled about going back there then. and thirdly, if as lewis says he just lies because he is evil? does this man again not understand that Impulsive Pettiness is a bit different coming from a 9 yr old than a grown adult. the narrator is just so aghast at edmund constantly when its like dude he's.....not really doing anything, and also theyre all babies. let him be a bit of a little shit without the devil herself coming to claim his spilled blood for it, mayhaps

also, there is a bit of confusion about the fairy food! it is implied to be actually kind of magically binding, like to a degree he has to cooperate with the witch now because he took food he was offered? or at least it is somehow "corrupting." so how is this meant to be a sin if also it is not even his own choices here! how was he meant to have avoided this? dont take candy from strangers, sure. BUT IF YOU DO, YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET!!!

all the pevensies are in narnia, lucy lets it for everyone else remarkably fast, but i guess she is like 6 and having a nice time with her family in a magical land. although you'd think she'd be more concerned about all that witch stuff, and the fact that mr tumnus was about to straight up childnap her and deliver her to childmurder. like, good on you for not doing that. but how many people has he been selling out all this time! its literally been his job for however long. he's had to have had something to show for it. is morally greyness just arbitrarily sorted into black and white Good/Evil characters and these kids are supposed to sniff out which way these things fall? for gods sake. see, my point is that this adult faun who was going to turn a kindergartener in to be killed until he decided nah, and previously definitely probably narced on people in the past, is way crapper than a kid who has been grumpy and ran into the wrong person? what is edmunds Betrayal. was it the food eating

anyways, then peter is a total dick, but in like a noble way. in that he's mad at edmund for ages but like...again, ok, he's like 12-14 or whatever, who knows. the point is that if he can hold a grudge against his siblings for being annoying, why is that trait evil in edmund? it is because narrator lewis says so, damn him. but if peter is the Natural Born Leader of A Country here, you'd think he could at least manage not to keep giving a hard time to the one of their group who is going to be any trouble keeping in line at all, since lucy is Pure and susan gets the literature role of the Mini Mom. theyre not going anywhere. you basically had one job, pete.

fun fact: this is where they find out mr tumnus is taken by the queens evil forces, referred to as the police. this is basically the only book i can think of where the evil enforcement agency is called a police force. Interesting Stuff

even though im not sure what any of them think they can accomplish by wandering around, they end up following a random bird and following some random beavers. they know this is ok because of those warm fuzzies, and the fact edmund isnt feeling those good vibes is because he's evil, but honestly its a shit plan following some random bird and assuming some beavers are gonna be good guys. the only people edmund knows of in this country are an imposing queen and her kidnapper who's totally nice. also if tumnus told lucy that the queen has loads of spies, why are they crashing around inherently trusting the first things they see? lucy trusts a faun who was going to sell her to satan, edmund sort of has to trust an ominous lady who turns out to possibly be evil? why would he not find it a questionable idea to wander into this beaver dam

in further supposed evidence of edmund being all devil-corrupted by d&d, he doesnt get the warm fuzzies when these random beavers start talking abt a magic lion who's great and wandering around somewhere, you should totally go to him. but they have like, actually zero knowledge about this world beyond the differing accounts of those theyve happened to bump into? how would they know some lion who isnt even around ever is the rightful ruler of narnia, vs some lady who is actually around? she's got one up on aslan for that. where've you been, buddy. what took you an entire century. aslan SHOULD TOTALLY sound kind of crap because, uh, HE IS?

edmund goes off somehow without anyone noticing and the beavers are like oh yeah saw that one coming, that'll be the magic food. like??? you couldve said. or at least not let him sidle off out the door half an hour ago? for gods sake. and again: if this is magic food rules, why isnt the magical kit-kats the Great Traitor of All Of Narnia! how is the concept of sin fitting into all of this. again, edmund just ran into the wrong person. and lewis is just like no, see, but he deserves this because he is irritable and childish and mean. CHILDREN LEWIS!!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT!!!

apparently edmund meanders all the way to the white witches place b/c all the time the entirety of narnia seems to be a couple of miles across or a few hundred miles, depending on whats convenient to the story. the moral of narnia's weird lore is that its only as consistent as cs lewis feels like making it, which is sometimes Completely Bewildering when he just sort of throws stuff out there but moves the narration right along. presumably he wasnt expecting this to operate on the rules that any of this would be regarded with any level of analysis, since tolkien was a contemporary and not a predecessor. but still, dude, get your story straight? especially within the same book.

and anyways also, again! the magic food rules come up. because that is meant to be edmunds motivation, besides just being petty. he is magically bound to the fig newtons. which is i guess meant to explain away him literally going the extra mile for this witch shit, but also still letting him be blamed for that, since he is being SUCH a jerk, see kids? dont act less than chipper at your terrible life unless you want to take your soul's rightful place as the devils property, moreso than literally anyone else in all of narnia? alright. this books plot points are just a bit like.......ok

the other kids definitely have no option but to trust their choice in "trust the first people we bump into." luckily its uh...its fine. but wtf

who is narnia santa!!!!! how can there be a dude based on a saint? does narnia have the concept of saints? is he a dead guy???? i can slightly accept that narnia has a christmas in that maybe that comes from the dude who was made king at its birth being a random english cabbie, i suppose maybe this guy was like "fuck it, its christmas and you're going to like it." but do narnians know what xmas is about at all??? canonly aslan is actually just also jesus in the england-world, but did the cabbie king know that? did he explain the concept of jesus? does monotheistic narnia also accept the concept of a separate god existing in another universe, or are they all also assuming aslan=jesus? but this isnt as confusing as the santa guy. is he like how there's wizards running around? this is so weird. what magic shit would edmund have got. wouldnt it have been nice or at least useful for santa to have given the other pevensies whatever he was going to have given edmund. does that boy also not get xmas presents because he is on the naughty list. bad month for edmund

speaking of edmund, he honestly sort of disappears from the book as soon as he has the realization that the witch is mean :( despite the plot of rest of the book being essentially centered around him? and him finally being in a position for the narration to stop talking about what a cruel cruel monster he is? ok

aslan is just a dick not only for leaving narnia on its own for ages but also just personality wise. rude to the children. they are all like "aslan our brother" and aslan is like "shut up about your brother already, i'll do something about it if i want to but if i dont want to he deserves whatever's coming to him." like? have a little patience for the reasonable questions and uncertainties of these kids, ffs

how is this massive climate shift not fucking shit up like, ecologically. does anyone own shorts at this point? how are plants alive. its magic

oh yeah, forgot that there was that bit in the white witches statue garden of death where edmund straight up thought this one lion he saw must be aslan. wasnt he also getting figurative cold feet until he saw that, also? again, in these circumstances, how was he meant to know that WASN'T aslan and that the witch wasnt the one who was right. shrug! but now another total coincidence is whats driving edmund to go say hey to the witch again instead of backing out of her creepy house. see you in hell ed

back to aslan........uhhh when a wolf attacks susan, who is like, dangling precariously from a branch in fear of her life, aslan orders the skilled warriors not to save susan asap, but instead to let this 13 yr old holding a sword for the first time mosey on over and have a one on one fight with this talking wolf. sure, aslan knows the situation is under control. but the people who dont know?? are these kids in mortal peril? aslan is such a dick. he shouldnt be putting these children in these positions of Leader Of My Army Now, Go Into Actual Combat. but thats just how he rolls. trial by fire, dweebs

oh yeah and since the chance happens to arrive he sends some people to go get edmund back. thanks for bothering to rescue a child! gods sake

then he has a nice long talk with edmund about never being annoyed with your siblings or theres literal hell to pay, i guess! whatever. at least he's paying attention to him for a moment instead of just handing him a sword and telling him not to complain. thanks? telling his siblings not to be dicks about it all is also very mature of him. and apparently necessary since again, cough, peter? getting mad at edmund for being petty and immature maybe shouldnt have involved sniping at him a ton and ignoring him to the point he just left for an hour before anyone was like, wasnt there more of you. lord. im just saying, maybe everyone needs to mature a bit before they are monarchs

psych!! these kids are ready for anything now

except for the bit where the witch comes and demand edmund's head, since...........................i guess she was trying to play the long con? by hoping aslan would do the ol switcheroo? or maybe she was just mad and wanting a good ritualistic murder. but despite the whole damn book being about this explanation of the crucifixion of jesus, it.........doesnt really make sense within the god damn Lore. she has claim to edmunds life because he is a Traitor? to whom? the witch straight up lied to him abt what she wanted to do with his siblings, so how was he meant to have betrayed them if he hadnt known what she intended to do? how can he betray someone if it was the fault of the Law Of The Magic Almond Joy? sure, he lied and snuck around and was pissy and all, but how is that on a level above any other number of stunts other narnians are sure to have pulled. she has narnian spies? arent they traitors? does she have to formally make the claim for the "i get to kill the traitor or narnia is destroyed b/c The Lore, Fuck You" for it to come into effect? is edmund just called a traitor for the strategy of it all, since the humans have to be alive to defeat her. but on what grounds

also, who agreed to give her that authority of traitor-killer? why does that role exist. what. whomst. lewis, explain this?

again like.....how are the children on their own for this bit, either. there is no sympathy for being children in lewisverse

ok and uhhhh? aslan leaving on the night before a battle w/o like....telling anyone? they wouldnt even have known he'd died if a dryad hadnt have been like "you'll never guess this shit." i guess omniscience or whatever. but for fucks sake, peter outranks everyone else in the army just because he's human? he doesn't know shit! you made him fight a wolf! whatever. why even put the humans in battle if you need them to live. whatever

susan and lucy of course have to witness this aslancide until they also witness this resurrection. cool. but the thing is that like? sure aslan couldve just flat out let edmund die, but besides the fact that theres the whole prophecy thing to mean that the kids need to live, but also, he was sort of backed into a corner re: having to die himself because of some technicality in narnia's rulebook? i get that this wasnt meant to be completely an allegory so much as just "gateway christianity drug" but wasnt the jesus bit supposed to be done just totally as a favor or whatever. aslan was sort of just strategizing as far as we know. like, is edmund representing The Sins Of All Humanity, or is he out here like "if jesus dying wouldve saved just one person it wouldve happened all the same"? either way, it makes it seem like aslan HAS to do this whole dying thing out of "so the world doesnt end" vs choosing to out of being cool abt it. i mean......not that uh jesus was supposed to have been psyched up abt his death. but you know what im getting at here. whatever, the Lore

again, the battle seems to be happening like, five miles from the witches house? coz everyone from the statues just makes the journey with aslan in one go. what are the scales here, lewis!!

aslan shows up in time to just kill the white witch himself, with his god lion teeth? how gross must that have been. also! he couldve done that at any time!!! but prophecy whatever sighhhhhhhh

its funny that lucy gets impatient with aslan for interrupting her moment of "can i make sure my brother isnt dead" and he gets impatient with her about that? shes in like preschool. also, you have healing powers!!!! so says uhhh.....the next book? or the one after. and anyone can use that magic elixer. and can you stop being so damn testy abt these childrens concerns for each other's lives!!!

theyre monarchs now, and aslan just fucks off. he couldve bothered to say goodbye, if people dont happen to see him meander off, how do they even know if he left or is just hanging around somewhere? seeing as he just snuck off overnight and died without letting anyone know. but more importantly he's again left this country entirely on its own save for these kids who know nothing except that they better be nice to each other or some random magical law might come into effect where someone gets to knock on their door and demand their kidneys or the world ends.

for real though! this is like, a country coming out of a crappy period and now in a wild transitional period and the only leaders are these kids who just showed up who have never been here before in their lives. how are they meant to manage a natl economy? its not mentioned here (is it) but theres an entire other racist-caricature-mashup of a country to the south already? how are they at diplomacy between two countries they know nothing abt. how will they form policies! they are 11! what tf is narnias infrastructure, beyond "sparse." where did the line to the throne go? was there always direct descendants to the first king in archenland, which by the way also exists with people in it b/c fuck you. i guess so...i forget where caspian comes from.

fun fact, when my sister and her friend went to disney world some yrs ago, they took a pic with a dude playing caspian a la the films, whom looked a lot like the actual actor, aka a total babe. its a great photo

anyways ummm. see the entire narnian govt just disappears? which i suppose they figure out when the four of them just leave and never come back. i suppose its lucky the narnians assumed it was magic and not regicide. because, if you live in narnia? fuck you. honestly what did they do in the aftermath. nobody nonhuman is even allowed to be a ruler. do they have like, other elevated positions? was there no regulation. coz thats alright but the series implies that narnia is always supposed to have a king around in order for things to go well. ok

so uh its govtless i guess until what, these people accidentally stumble upon a portal to narnia and become the telmarines who take over narnia? but not rightfully i guess, because even though theyre humans, they were probably insufficiently noble about it. or just not aslan-approved. honestly ok where tf did the calormenes come from? another portal? why did they restrict themselves to a certain region? why did narnia not encompass the entire world? why did you need to be white and english to be christian. i know this is a case of just introducing things that dont make sense but moving the story along before anyone asks questions but uh..........louie

Also How Tf Are These Kids Going From Grown Adult Monarchs To 10 Yr Old Schoolchildren In 1940s England Again over the course of like 10 seconds. before they left this clowns didnt even recognize the damn lantern! how do you forget that ever. ridiculous

where the "put in what you want and dont bother explaining it unles you feel like it" strategy is really fun is with that lantern, imo. on account of he just put it in as a Fuck You Buddy to tolkien, which is funny. good job

but really how are you not even going to devote a single sentence to that fucked up transition these kids? adults in kids bodies? kids with the memories of what it is like to have become and been adults until just a second ago? are going through. like...............ok. do they have to larp being normal children for a while. It's Magic, Fuck You

aslan is just.....kind of a jerk!

this book teaches you nothing

The Lore

the end

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arieladkins-world · 5 years ago

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The cities of #Sodom, #Gommorah, #Admah, #Zeboim and #Zoar, that are still by the Dead Sea in #Israel, were stoned with white #sulfur stones that burned blue and purple #hell fire.

The cities still stand today like they were built with the ashes of the dead and the only thing alive are the millions of white stones that still burn if ignited.

The one who wiped out of existence the 5 cities, #God the #LORD, says, as bad as those sinners were, it shall be more tolerable for them in the day of #judgment, then for our #religious generation.

Mathew 11:24

When God the Creator #LORD sent the two Angels to stone the sinners of the 5 cities, the time for #repentance was over.

Today, the seven #Angels in #Revelation are saying our time to repent is almost up.

But #Catholicism, #Christianity, #Hinduism, #Judaism and #Islam swear by their dead gods that they have nothing to repent for.

They further claim that their specified rituals, laws, holy days and religious dress codes are enough.

God says however, these 5 religions have innumerable victims and blood has reached to the horses bridle in heaven.

Therefore all their laws and strange rituals are nothing more than #Devil worship.

The 7 Angels in Revelation are not standing around God's throne just to look good in angelic garb.

At the time appointed, they will take all people out and off the planet to extinction as written in the Holy Bible.

But instead of religion, namely Christianity, repenting for being more wicked than Sodom, they are praying to Jesus the corpse.

A savior that supposedly rose from the dead like a #Zombie who is dead and alive at the same time.

If that were not evil enough, the revisors of the Holy Bible added to the name Jesus the title of Christ.

The cursed Christian Church tries to say that Christ is just the Greek interpretation of the anointed Jesus.

But when have the Greeks ever known God?

Their religion was limited to a witch named the #Pythia at Delphi and #Medusa whose hair was snakes.

The Christian Church just settles for whatever though and can't grasp the basic knowledge of life and death that is #Christianity 101.

But looking further back for the Christ, we find that he was a priest of #Apollo at #Delphi named #Chrestes who by the way was really anointed.... in #python oil.

The Holy Bible has been damaged, defaced and changed.

The only thing in there that the money grubbing ministers practice is the do-or-die #graveyard laws of #communion, #tithes, the #sabbath and water #baptism, to name a few.

The ministers tell the gullible congregation that they have to keep them in order to be blessed.

But the veil of the temple divided the sanctified laws from the cursed deeds of the law.

So any #Christian or #Saint that practices the forgotten laws of #Moses are not just sinners of Sodom but transgressors.

As written in 1 Corinthians 15:56,

"the sting of death is sin, but the strength of sin is the law".

Islam tells their believers that #Mohammed (a man who married a 9 yr. old girl named Aisha) wrote in the Koran that women have to wear a hijab and Muslims have to keep #Ramadan to be halal.

God says not so, and turns his eyes away from Muslims for that and for the promise they make to themselves to walk from #Medina to #Mecca.

What makes Islam think that God cares about walking around the #Kaaba in circles to nowhere?

The Kaaba was originally a shrine for 360 little statues and idols.

Allah was chief idol with his three daughters who were the goddesses named al-Lāt, al-Uzzā and Manāt.

The other chief idol was a little man named Hubal who had a gold hand.

These were venerated and invoked through a variety of rituals, including pilgrimages and divination, as well as ritual sacrifice.

Although Mohammed would later throw out 300+ idols out of the Kaaba shrine, he kept the chief idol Allah and his goddess daughters to create Islam.

Later on, and in order to make Allah God, his three daughters were thrown away like trash.

(Some Arabs continued to worship Hubal.

It must of been hard to throw away a little fella with a gold hand though.

Just like the Pope can't stop wearing a Jesus idol around his red neck either.)

Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim and Zoar were destroyed for their idols and surreal #sins.

But they didn't swear that their idols were the God of Heaven.

The world hadn't fallen that low yet.

They were low enough though in that they lived to trick and torture others everyday.

If strangers and their children happened to just pass by, the Sodomites would pretend to love them and invite them to stay at their house for free.

Then after a while, they would say, how long are you going to take advantage of us good people.

Pay what you owe or we'll take you to the judge.

These cities had already set up fake judges just for this reason.

The person would take the stranger to the judge who would judge against them.

The poor man had nothing but his children and so the Sodomites took them to abuse, torture and sacrifice to drink their blood.

Then they would take everything he had and leave him naked and tied up in a cage like a beast.

The five cities would all agree not to help him at all.

No one would give him water or food as they watched him starve to death slowly.

This was their thing to do everyday.

If there were no strangers, they would make victims one way or another.

Then at night, the 5 cities were sexual deviants with each other.

First they would drink the babies blood fresh from the womb.

Then they would cover their faces and call the #Devil from #hell to come up and join them in sexual body submissions.

There were no rules of decency against raging appetites of sexual insanity.

All 5 cities went to hell willingly by having sex with children in Satanic orgies that would lead to sacrificing them after their excruciating abuse that lasted in unending time.

The children would cry in agony against their tormenters and God heard it.

God the Creator LORD whose voice is like thunder sent two Angels with orders to take the lives of all the people who lived in the five cities that were guilty.

Those who were not guilty by engaging in unholy acts against the children either agreed, were helpers in some way or those who looked the other way, were all judged by God as guilty.

Then on the day, two Angels walked in the city as the people were planning their evil night of lewd sex that also included animals and even corpses.

These Angels were strangers dressed like men and the moment the cities saw them, they thought they had "fresh bodies" to fool, then rape and watch them starve to death.

But the dumb men and hoe women had another thing coming that would melt their bodies to dust and burn their souls in the forever land of red hell fire.

Lot, the nephew of Abraham saw the Angels coming in the city and invited them into his house.

When the wicked Sodomites saw it, they started to bang on the door to get the Angels.

Though it appears that Lot saved the Angels, the Angels were about to save Lot and his family from the white stones of death.

The Angels took Lot and his two daughters out into a safe place as a dark cloud hovered over the five cities.

God thundered to open the cloud and rained brimstone with fire on the heads of the fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, sons, daughters, nephews, uncles, grandma and grandpa.

The brimstone (sulfur) was fire in a white stone that burned from the inside out, so that it was self-fueled with #blue fire hotter than #red fire against Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim and Zoar.

This is a archeological find of a heavenly marker to be true as also written in the Holy Bible of that great event.

If you think that Gods judgment isn't coming, then believe this evidence with your lying eyes.

For many days of sin, the raw sinners of Sodom thought that God loved them with unconditional love (just like today) until that day.

God has a time limit and once it's fulfilled, and in one day, the 7 Angels come on our reality to take us out to the forever land.

So let us be like Lot and his family who feared God to do the right thing by repentance to God himself under laws of common good.

Let us not be fooled by the highly deceptive ministers who say that all you have to do is keep holy days and practice rituals.

The Catholic and Jesus Christians and Islam are murdererers in history that can't be denied.

God the LORD whose eyes are like lightning, don't forget the unrepented sins that are in the #DNA of the sons and daughters down to the third and fourth generations.

Catholic, Christian and Islamic history is close to our day that we remember in the #Holocaust, #Slavery and the #NativeAmerican blood on my wounded knee.

The people don't learn nothing from history.

Hear this though, God didn't send no man named Jesus to rise like a Zombie to save the world!

I know this for sure because, the world who follow this son of sin, are not saved.

The Savior is the one who created the Earth in 6 days and the one who gives us breath and takes our breath.

God himself, the Creator LORD.

If not, then the future is stones of blue fire in sulfur to take all people to a mass grave and send their souls to hell fire.

Amos 8:3

Jeremiah 25:33

"The slain of the LORD shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth.

They shall not be cried for, neither buried. They shall be dung on the ground."

Just like Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim and Zoar didn't come back from their death to rebuild their cursed cities, the World is not coming back from this next visit from the 7 Angels.

Job 17:1

Our breath is corrupt, our days are extinct, the graves are ready for us.

Isaiah 43:17

We shall lie down together.

We shall not rise.

We are extinct.

Job 34:14-15

If God set his heart upon man, if he gather to himself his spirit and his breath, all people shall die together and the people shall turn again to dust.

Hebrews 3:7

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lazydoodlesandfanfic · 8 years ago

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Fitting In (Avengers X Adopted!Reader)

Characters: Avengers X Adopted!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: None

FLUFF HUMOUR

Request: Avengers x reader request? Tony, being known for his impulsive choices adopts a 14 yr old girl. She's got the innocent girl next door look but she's a complete devil. Nat loves her, Clint is afraid of her and Loki, Bucky and Sam are her partners in crime for evil pranks. All is well until she pulls a prank on Bruce and he hulks out. But even Hulk falls under her innocent spell and can't seem to do anything to her.

You knew you were being adopted, but you had no idea who it was till they came to pick you up. So when a limousine pulled up, you were surprised to say the least, especially when Tony Stark got out the car.

On the drive to the tower, you wondered why he chose you. You were 14 years old, so people weren’t looking to adopt you. Having spent so long with no love or attention, you searched for it, which often landed you in trouble. You’d pick up strays for love and you would do acts of trespassing, graffiti and so forth so people would notice you. You would wear clothes that made you stand out and raised your voice to be heard, since you feel like you were ignored. You start to wonder why people didn’t like you and you start to dislike everyone back, and build a wall around yourself for protection. You had lost your biological parents, and you didn’t want to lose anyone else you care about, so your thought process is that you won’t lose anyone you care about if there’s no one you care about.

In your first week of being in the tower, you kept to yourself, coming off as a moody teen but Wanda recognised your body language, as she had been like that herself, while everyone else thought you were just shy, since you had that cute look about you.

Another thing that being a kid in the system had taught you: keep your emotions bottled up. This meant at times you would have to release it into big bursts. Instead of yelling or screaming or having a tantrum, however, you found the gym. Steve caught you in there one day going to town on a punching bag till your knuckles were bleeding, and he told Natasha and Clint about it. They came down one day when you were releasing some anger, and Natasha offered to teach you how to punch properly and to teach you how to wrap your hands so you wouldn’t hurt yourself, in which you responded you needed to get hurt to get the anger out. Screaming in a pillow just didn’t do anything for you anymore. Clint commented how you were too cute for any issues, in which you didn’t hesitate to turn around and sock him right in the face full force.

You broke his nose and your hand. It was totally worth it.

Clint was now wary of you, but Natasha thought you were awesome. However Tony decided it was probably best they tried to influence your hobbies instead of punching Earth’s mightiest heroes in the face. However they quickly discovered your hobbies were… well… illegal.

You liked to doodle so whenever you had no paper you would doodle on the walls like a 3 year old would, except you knew better, and frankly, didn’t care. So Tony made an entire room with cleanable walls for you to go into and draw in. You also liked to climb and go exploring but this often meant trespassing and being led home by the police, which would then get noticed by the media and raised eyebrows by social services. To make sure you didn’t get taken away, Tony set up a virtual reality room in which the floor moves so you basically stay stationary but the scenery changes so you can climb ‘trees’ and other things, as well as going on training courses with Steve and going on trips to other countries with the team regularly.

Once they finally got to know you better, they learnt something knew about you. You were a prankster. Getting a reaction out of people from something you’d done, fuelled your appetite for attention. Learning this, some started helping you, and you formed a team consisting of you, Loki, Sam, and Bucky.

You were the maker, you made any ‘gadgets’ for your team, as well as being the one to place them, where it be smoke bombs, making small formulas that exploded, things that made loud noises, or so forth. Loki would disguise as someone else or would sneak around for a good scare or to trick someone. Bucky was brute force and good at sneaking as well, and Sam was good for a birds eye view and as look out. You would prank everyone, including each other. They were basically your best friends. Loki would read in your drawing room while you drew and you liked each other’s company, since you both understand what it was like to be adopted and how it affects you. Sam was a friend you would pretend to hate and make snarky comments but in reality you loved it, and Bucky was fun to wrestle with. He knew you weren’t as fragile as your face made you seem and that you could throw him over your shoulder, so he let you use him as a punching bag when you were angry, and he’s put up a fight to help you feel that pain you needed to calm down.

It was the middle of summer, and you had started a water fight, with balloons full of water, water guns, and your best friends, and you were having too much fun to noticed you had ran into the house and a water balloon was thrown, landing on a certain doctor who was reading, and already trying to calm down.

Next thing you know, everyone was running away as Bruce turned into the Hulk. Except you. You stood there, your heart pounding, but feet glued to the floor. “Y/N!!!!” Tony called for you, noticing you weren’t running. Hulk turned to you, and looked down at you, fury sown into his face.

For once in your life, you were thankful for your cute look. Because Hulk didn’t see someone to punch through the wall. He saw an innocent, scared girl. He seemed to soften and everyone watched in fear as the Hulk gently messed your hair. “Nice girl.” He said and simple left to go calm down.

Tony, Bucky, Loki and Sam all rushed to hug you first, and then the rest of them, including Clint. “Wait…” Clint spoke up. “Did you just calm down the hulk with your adorable face?” He asked.

“Call me adorable and I’ll gut you, throat to asshole.”

Thank you for reading! If you have any questions or requests, please send them in!

*Not my gif

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adult-female-with-aspergers · 6 years ago

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Year in review

I like to do a year in review using my FB news articles. Here is this year:

January

40% of food in America ends in landfill for the sake of profits

Roy moore accuser’s home burnt down

Actresses wear black for Metoo and wear a time up pin

Fire crew respond to fire at Trump tower

Steve Bannon out at Breitbart

Trump said Shit hole Countries

Missile warring in Hawaii

Boarder patrol agents seen dumping water at boarder

Pornhub traffic in Hawaii dropped 77% during nuclear scare

Dooms day clock moves to 2 minutes to midnight

Truck driver drove over Peru Mazca Line causing damage to world Heritage site

Feb

Sports fan destroy their own city in super bowl win

Stock market crash

Trump promises $4000 raise

Trump wants military parade

Suicide rate in Puerto Rico as gone up by 25 percent from last year

Paintings of Barack and Michelle obama unveiled at portrait gallery

PhD students face significant mental health challenges

‘No way to prevent this’ author from the onion has the shooting a mile from his house

People called parkland students paid actors

Women in medicine await their MeToo

Black Panther comes out

Survey found 81% of women have experienced sexual harassment

Teacher fired gun in class after locking students in hallway

March

Michelle Obama meets the 2 yr old who have captivated by her portrait

McDonalds changed M to W for International Women’s day

Stephen Hawking dies

Vanessa Trump files for divorce from Donald Jr

People told to be nice to the sad kid to prevent school shooting

1,400 year old cave painting graffitied

Military parade approved for 30 million

Bomb in packages in Austin

April

Former south Korean president park found guilty of abuse of power

Keystone pipeline leak in South Dakota double then previous thought

Bara Bush passes at 92

Dick sporting good no longer selling assault rifles

Undercover author discovered amazon words were peeing in bottles

Cosby found guilty of all charges

N. and S. Korea sign peace treaty

Tree planted at white house by Trump and Macon is gone

May

Kayne called slavery a choice

Trumps former doctor raised took medical files

Trumps person physician Harold Bornstein said Trump dictated whole letter.

Two black men arrested for sitting in Starbucks settle for $200k program

India rules sex with child bride is always rape

Trump officially nominated for Nobel peace prize

NYT has list of 459 people places and things Trump has insulted on Twitter

Zimmerman charged with stalking man working on Travon Martin documentary

Trump asked Congress to cut $7 billion from Children’s Health Insurance Programs

Melania announces new agenda focused on children’s health and well being

Trump pull out of Iran deal

Yanny/Laurel

Activist holding fiesta at Aaron Schlossberg’s apartment

Trump team moves to lift ban on Extreme Hunting

Women accuse Morgan Freeman of inappropriate behavior

Trump cancels nuclear summit with N. Korean leader

Rosanne show canceled

Death poll in Puerto Rico 70 times high than we thought

Roseanne said she was on Ambien

June

MD passed a bill to stop rapist of parental rights

White nationalist who marched in Charlottesville elected to local GOP office

Starbucks increases coffee prices

Trump makes early G-7 exit after tense trade dispute

Trump reportedly considering construction of camps to hold up to 5,000 children

Jeff Bezos made 3.3 Billion in a week

Children taken from parents and put in interment

Reporters visit another TX facility where children are kept in cages

Toy’s R Us closing for good

Justice Kennedy retiring

Viral video of people disappearing in from of their pet

Companies used trump tax cut of record stock buybacks not wages

5 people working for newspaper were murdered

Red Hen’s owners had to step down from leadership position due to death threats

Maxine waters cancels events due to death threats

July

Trumps EPA approves use of nerve gas pesticide

Ivanka Chinese made products spared from tariffs

Thailand boy reunited with families

Trump nominated Kavanaugh to Supreme Court

Straw to be paper instead of plastic

Musk said he’d give flint safe drinking water

Blockbuster to close final Alaska location

Balloon/Blimp of baby Trump in UK

People donating money to kylie jenner to help her become world’s youngest billionaire

Kylie Jenner caller herself self made

Henry Cavill confuses flirting and rape, insults Me Too movement

Starbucks getting rid of straws

Forbes says amazon should replace libraries to save taxpayers money

Luxury brands burn their clothes rather them give them to poor

Humans have changed earths season for the first time according to study

Ivanka closing down her fashion line

Panel find Cosby sexually violent predator

Farmers getting 12 billion tariff relief

Soda prices rising because to aluminum tariffs

James Gunn cast write letter of support

Aug

Religious Liberty task force

Trump said we need ID to by groceries

American Eagle selling ‘slave shackle’ bracelet

Report reveals widespread sexual abuse by over 300 priests

Aretha Franklin dies

Big Bang Theory in last season

Betsy DeVos said to weigh letting school districts use federal fund to buy guns

John McCain dies

People saying be bullying creates shooters

SEPT

Papadopulous sentenced to 14 days in Russia investigation

Fire burns archives in Brazil leaving nothing

Blue parrots now extinct in the wild

First bumble officially listed as endangered

Serena Williams criticized for attitude at tennis match

Detention of migrant children skyrockets to highest level ever

Controversial just to it – people destroy their Nike gear

Stormy Daniels describes Trumps penis

Second women accuses Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct

UN audience burst out laughing at Trumps speech

In his year book mark Judge said ‘women should be struck regularly’

OCT

Kavanaugh say boof meant fart and Devils triangle was a drinking game

Presidential alert tested

Amazon to raise minimum wage to $15 and hr

After 18 month investigation the NYT revealed Trump committed hundreds of millions of dollars in tax fraud

Kavanaugh sworn in

Kanye deleted his twitter and Instagram

Taylor swift increases voter registration

Kanye met with Trump at white house

Trump denying murder of journalist in Saudi Arabia

Apu no longer on Simpsons

Trump says he’s a nationalist

Cat shows up on cat walk

Angela Merkel to step down as party leader

Man opens fire at synagogue in Pittsburgh

Holocaust survivor killed in shooting on Jewish day of rest

Man tries to enter Black church and ends up shooting 2 people at Kroger

Bombs sent to political leaders through mail

Kanye West designed shirts urging black people to leave the democratic party

Pentagon sending 5,200 troops to the border in ‘operation faithful Patriot’ to condemn migrant caravan

Trump wants to end birth right citizenship

Two generation of humans have killed off more then half of the world wildlife population

NOV

Forbes show Trumps job gains are a continuation from Obama presidency

Trump say’s some veterans aren’t strong enough to handle war

Russia allegedly spreading far right propaganda on Facebook to try and influence the midterms

Georgia did not have enough power cords for their voting machines

Kim Davis loses to Democrat

TX elects first two Latinas to congress

Alexandria Ocasio cortez win being Youngest women ever elected to congress

Jeff session out as attorney general

Progressive atheist won seat in Nebraska legislature

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized with 3 broken ribs

19 black women running for judge in TX race won

Thousand Oaks bar shooting

Evacuation ordered in N California as fast moving wild fire spreads

Arkansas passes law that lets rapists sue victims who want abortion

RBG recovers

Stan Lee dies

Trumps acting attorney general involved in firm that scammed veterans out of life savings

Ocasio-Cortez has first day on Capitol Hill

Orange county is blue after Mid-terms

George Papadopoulos to report to prison

People criticize Melina’s Christmas decorating

Margaret Atwood announces Handmaid Tale sequel

December

Neil deGrasse accused to sexual misconduct

Tumblr to ban all Adult content

Trumps says ‘won’t be here’ when debt blows up

Avengers 4: Endgame

Black girl gets 51 yrs in jail after killing person she was sold to

Michael Cohen sentenced to 3 years in prison

Frat president accused of drugging and raping fined 400 and set free

Trump foundation charity under investigation

RBG undergoes surgery

Trumps say democrats to blame for shut down

Trump asked kid if he still believed in Santa

2nd child dies at boarder

More students turning to sex work to pay for college

Government shutdown

Elizabeth Warren announces she’s running for president

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I Drive my sister's car around a bit because i couldn't afford my insurance. Since I don't have insurance but my sister does on her car, would I get a ticket or get car towed if I drive it around without insurance? or would my sister's insurance cover it too? Thanks""

Help Choosing First Car?

Soo I'm looking at two cars, the 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GS and the 2002 Ford Mustang. Both are convertible, the Mitsu is a V4 while the Ford is a V6. The Ford has about 90k miles and the Mitsu has about 120k miles. I was wondering which would be the smarter pick and why? Which would be more reliable, efficient, cheaper insurance, cheaper maintainance, ect. Please help me and give any info on both cars.""

Can I sue a person for no auto insurance? In the state of Texas?

I have full coverage and is paying the bill. This lady son hit me and she is the owner of the car. She came to the seen and said she would pay with her insurance. The police was called and we said no police report because they knew he was at fault. She gave false insurance. It was no good for about a month. She gave me all her information, phone,address, and everything. I called her and she said she gave me the wrong policy number, so she gave me another policy number. The problem with this other policy was she got it after the wreck. When I say sue, I just want what it costed me and my insurance company. Its $2700.00""

Car insurance for 16 year old in Seattle?

I am a male. The car i would be driving is a 2000 BMW 323i sedan. I would have USAA insurance. does anybody know roughly how much this would cost?

How does and underage affect insurance?

A friend of mine was just charged with an underage but was accepted into the ARD program. We are wondering how this is going to affect her auto insurance policy.

Motorcycle insurance?

my motorcycle insurance policy is about to expire next month, so im just looking into companies/experiences to see if i should switch (since getting quotes isnt as easy as they make it sound!!). ive been with progressive for a year and pay 93$ a month. i was honest when i joined and said i had less than a year of experience-- i'd literally learned how to ride right before signing up with them, though because i learned with one of those motorcycle safety courses, i got a small discount with them. so, now, i have a year of experience as well as a year of owning my bike (which i paid for in full and am the sole owner of). i'm 20 year old female, have a kawasaki ninja 500r, use it for pleasure purposes. my driving history, unfortunately, is not pristine. in 2009 i got a speeding violation for MORE than 10mph over the speed limit (that was in my car), and last month, sadly, i was in an accident that was my fault (also in car) (no injuries). i havent had any infractions on the bike. i have a motorcycle endorsement on my license and, as i said, passed a motorcycle safety foundation course. i got a quote with geico, and their prices were really just obscene. so, basically, i just want to hear from other ppl who deal with the same thing. how much do you pay for bike insurance? have any good recommendations for companies? what companies are known for being a little bit more forgiving about accidents, seeing as i just had one (again, in my car, not my bike, but i know it matters). any tips, etc? i know being young and not having a lot of experience are not on my side, just thought id try :)""

Do you think which is better for a 1984 corvette classic car insurance or regular car insurance?

I am planning on getting a 1984 corvette but the insurance for it is a little too high.i just found out about classic car insurance but i really don't know much about it.but for classic car insurance,am i limited to a certain number of things like how far i can drive my car,when i can drive,etc?will the insurance actually be less or more for classic car insurance?and what is the best classic car insurance company i should go with?""

What is the cheapest way for me to pay for car insurance?

I'm 17 years old, and I recently passed my G2 exam...soo happy :) but now I dont have insurance to drive. So I asked my dad and he said I could get it, but I would have to pay myself. I totally understand that but I don't understand how the car insurance policy works. I took driver's ED with my school and I know that my insurance price is lowered because of that and I'm girl so my insurance would be less expensive than guys but I would like to know what the cheapest way for me to pay for insurance is.""

Penatlies for lasped car insrance?

Im having problems with my bills and my car insurance payment is due. I want have the money until I get paid in the next couple weeks. what should I do, and if my insurance lapse what are the pentalies for reinstating my coverage??""

Which way is the cheapest for car insurance?

Im 17 in december and once i pass my test im gonna buy a small car 1.1/1.2 etc. I have heard that if i put my mum as the primary driver and me as my secondary driver it is very cheap (with directline this is) Is there any other cheaper ways?

How much is average home insurance; with a pool?

Cheap car ins for 21 yrs male with ncb help?

my partner is looking for a cheap quote for car insurance he is 21 with 1 claim and no years no claims bonus we r being quoted over 1000 please help i tried loads of web sites but if any one knows a really good one or phone number that will be great thanx

Which insurance agencies help pay for braces?

I need braces and I'm looking for a good affordable insurance agency that I can get them through.

How much money do you need to maintain a car say four to six cylinder in a month time?

Insurance, gas, the norm for a regular commute.""

How to get cheap car insurance in my region?

i m little bit worried abt the insurance...

""What are the requirements for getting a license and driving in Tennessee, age,insurance,cost,et cetra.?""

What are the requirements for getting a license and driving in Tennessee, age,insurance,cost,et cetra.?""

Does the car appearance affect insurance?

Does the car appearance (good or bad) affect how much we pay for car insurance. I know insurance companies always ask What condition is your car?..any dents, etc does saying its in good condition make the rates go up or down?""

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