#inspired by the eddie munson tiktok saga

[plaidandwhiskey]

Chrissy starts the video with the biggest shit eating grin. The caption reads “I can’t believe this still works”.

She plops down on the couch, propping her phone on the coffee table.

Marko sits beside her, a confused look on his face.

Chrissy : Ow Marko! That hurts!

Marko gives her the most offended and baffled look.

Chrissy : Marko stop! David tell him to stop!

Marko opens his mouth to protest.

David, in the other room : MARKO LEAVE HER ALONE

The videos cuts off with Marko looking at something behind the camera with the most terrified look.

[plaidandwhiskey]

Chrissy’s tik tok starts out as a page to really just promote the bar. Mostly it’s videos of her teaching the viewers how to make common cocktails.

But the boys are anything if not chaotic. Cue shenanigans happening in the background of her videos.

One particular video gets posted of Chrissy stands behind the bar. Her phone is propped up on a napkin holder. She’s mixing various liquids into a metal shaker.

Chrissy: so for this drink you’re gonna want to—

She stops mid sentence as she notices both Marko and Paul have made their way behind the bar and are currently spraying soda from the soda guns into their mouths.

Marko: dude I think she made us. .

Paul cues up his best *innocent* looking smile : hey babe didn’t see you there

Chrissy just stands there silent but is clearly reaching for something behind the bar. A spray bottle soon enters the camera’s view.

Before the boys can even register what she has in her hand she is spraying them in the face. Both of them leap over the bar and try to hide behind Dwayne who has been sitting there on a bar stool witnessing the whole thing.

Dwayne ( off-camera ) : you think I’m going to protect you idiots?

The video cuts off as Chrissy starts chucking ice cubes.

[plaidandwhiskey]

Chrissy has her dog Creed to thank for going viral on tiktok. That big ol’ Irish wolfhound interrupted one of her videos and suddenly she had her phone constantly lighting up from the notifications.

She posts a tik tok in response to the viral video. She’s just sitting on the couch with her brother, Lucas beside her. Both are clearly watching something that is behind the camera.

Chrissy: Creed how does it feel to be a star?

The camera flips around to show Creed who is currently laying in the middle of the living room paying no attention to anything but the bone he is chewing on.

Chrissy ( off-screen ): I don’t think he gives a shit guys.

Lucas ( also off-screen ): if he becomes famous we should charge him rent.

A loud thud is heard and the camera pans down to the bone that was just thrown and hit Lucas.

The camera flips back to show Chrissy wheezing and Lucas clearly scowling in Creed’s direction.

[plaidandwhiskey]

Chrissy posts a video one day.

It starts with her setting up the camera. She’s sitting on the couch with Lucero beside her. It clear that they are in the cave.

Chrissy : you know, you guys never told us why you live in a cave. We know Max has a house and everything

Dwayne : oh we have a house, Max got us one, we just like the cave better

Lucero : you choose to stay in a cave?

David is out of view from the camera but can be heard easily.

David : where did you think we showered, the ocean?

Chrissy and Lucero both share a look.

Chrissy : . . . yes

[plaidandwhiskey]

A tiktok gets posted of Chrissy to her account. She’s clearly walking down a dim hallway and the camera is bouncing a bit.

A door closing is heard and the phone is set down. Chrissy is in full view now. She’s in the bar’s back office.

Chrissy : guys, if your bartender asks you if you know what you are ordering, chances are you don’t know what you are ordering !

Her hands run over her face. She’s clearly exasperated.

Chrissy : I just had a girl stare into my eyes ( her fingers point from her eyes to the camera a few times ) and ask for a *virgin* old fashioned.

She stands there is silence for a moment.

Chrissy : and it gets worse. When I asked her, do you know what is in an old fashioned, she looked at me like *i* was the idiot. The only fucking thing in an old fashioned is bourbon and syrup and like a cherry garnish.

Chrissy does a dramatic silent scream.

Chrissy : I hate customers.

It’s quiet for a moment. Sam appears in view.

Sam : can I have a virgin old fashioned.

Chrissy :

Chrissy : how the hell did you get in here

[plaidandwhiskey]

Chrissy posts a tiktok during one of her, Bowie, and Lucas’s concert road-trips. It’s dark and the glow from the screen is the only thing lighting up her face.

She looks like she is trying not to laugh. The camera turns around to give an angled view of the car’s front seat.

Lucas and Bowie are singing along to Material Girl, girly voices and all.

The song ends and Bowie turns to Lucas.

Bowie : hey do you want McDonald’s?

Chrissy : I would love some McDonald’s

The video cuts off as the boys both let out high pitched screams.