#incorrectdoafp

[cuntdallroy]

doafp characters as things my family has said once at the dinner table

(this reads as a conversation)

elena: if two celebrities could adopt you who would you choose? it can be anyone, doesn't matter the age

bobby: brad pitt and leonardo dicaprio for sure

their mom (i can't remember her name): charlize theron and tom hanks

elena: okay who else should live in the neighborhood

bobby's gay ass: timothee chalamet and tom holland. they rent an apartment

mom's boyfriend i can't remember his name: are they gay?

elena: sure

mom's boyfriend: is tom holland gay

elena: idk who knows

mom: who else we need more people

bobby: chris evans is the boy next door

elena: how about oprah

mom: yes

bobby: i still got all your fuckers smoked. brad and leo???? who each have a net worth of 200 mil+?

elena: but mom chose tom hanks

bobby: I HAVE THE BEST. SUCK IT

elena: did you just tell mom to suck it

bobby: no ?