#incorrect zombielandsaga quotes

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*Saki's first day as a lawyer*

Judge: And who will you be representing?

Saki: *throwing gang sign* The streets your honor

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Eyyyy! We got two drawings based off our quotes now! Keep ‘em comin’, folks!

I can’t believe I did this asdfghjks

I was gonna draw this https://incorrect-zombielandsaga-quotes.tumblr.com/post/180957522676/saki-im-proud-to-identify-as-a-moronsexual-im

but this one came into mind instead lmao

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Thanks @kaneki8945 for the tag!!

RULES: Bold in what you prefer and tag ten people!

•Coffee or tea

•Early bird or night owl

•Chocolate or vanilla

•Spring or fall

•Silver or gold

•Pop or alternative classic and instrumental

•Freckles or dimples

•Snakes or sharks

•Mountains or fields

•Thunderstorm or lightning

•Egyptian or Greek mythology

•Ivory or scarlet

•Flute or lyre

•Opal or diamond

•Butterflies or honeybees

•Macaroons or eclairs

•Typewritten or handwritten

•Secret garden or secret library both are literally my dreams it’s cruel to make me choose

•Rooftop of balcony

•Spicy or mild

•Opera or ballet

•London or Paris

•Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet

•Denim or leather

•Potions or spells

•Ocean or desert

•Mermaids or sirens

•Masquerade ball or cocktail party

Idk exactly who to tag but I’ll tag @sky-sylph @slaymefilia @kikizori @shizutans @incorrect-zombielandsaga-quotes @neverenoughnalu @zandraart @more-incorrect-fairy-tail-quotes @nalu-natic @incorrect-fandomxquotes

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More Construction Lily

Lily: Mentally I am forklift certified

Yugiri: Dreaming about driving a forklift doesn't count as certification, Lady Lily

Lily: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME

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(After Lily's performance in "Little Bodda Bope Saga" goes viral)

Lily: I'm a meme!

Yugiri: You can be whatever you want to be, Lily-han.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Kidnapper: We have your sister. 

Lily: I don't have a sister??? 

Kidnapper: She made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come and pick her up? 

Lily: Oh fuck, you have Yugiri

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter

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She is a construction worker's daughter

*Franchouchou Watching The Lego Movie on DVD. Just finished the opening song*

Lily: *starts to speak* "Hey maybe-

Kotaro: "No! We are not renting a dozen cranes for the next performance!"

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"Women want me. Men want me. Children cry at the sight of me."

Kotaro Tatsumi

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Kotaro: Come up with a song using the sentence "I saw a flower." Go. Saki, the Rapper: Yo, I was hangin' wit my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden Sakura, the 2008 Pop Idol: I saw a flower, a flower, a flower; It had blue petals, blue petals, blue petals Ai, the 2000's Rock Ballad: In fields where nothing grew but weeds, I found a flower at my feet; Bending there in my direction Lily, the Punk Rocker: I came across a beautiful flower, but it FUCKING DIED Junko, the Metalhead: AARRSGGDYDYSHDH — FLOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!! AZBSVDHCJSHDBSFKBJANSJD — IN A FIELD!!!!! Yugiri, the Folk Singer: I was riding a horse and drinking my wine, but then I saw a pretty little flower, and I said, "Look, it's a flower!" Tae: *chewing a flower*

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Tae: * internally, upon seeing Sakura* Ah, yes. My favorite non-Romero zombie. My best friend. The one who ensures that I am well-fed and in one piece, generally looks out for my well-being, and helps me to understand what is going on around me at all times. I must greet her in a way that illustrates how much I appreciate all that she does for me.

Tae: GRAAH! *pounces and bites the top of Sakura's head*

Tae: *internally* Nailed it.

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Yugiri: Truth or dare?

Lily: Truth.

Yugiri: How many hours have you slept this week?

Lily: Dare.

Yugiri: I dare you to go to sleep.

Lily: I don't like this game.

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Lily: Wanna know why I hate Vapers?

Lily: You smell donuts or cotton candy and turn a corner thinking "mmmm I'm gonna treat myself to something tasty".

Lily: But NO.

Lily: It's just Kotaro and his cloud of LIES.

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Lily: If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

Ai: ???

Lily: Seriously, imagine it this way. A small gathering of people huddle around an object of fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

Ai: You must be fun at parties

Kotaro: Sounds like a party to me

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Ai: *sees a group of girls doing something stupid*

Ai: God, what fools

Ai: *realizes that it's Saki, Lily, and Tae*

Ai: Wait those are MY fools

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Ai: Can you give me x²+4y of tomatoes and 2(x²+8xy³) of potatoes please?

Seller: I don't understand

Ai: Well I don't give a fuck I didn't study in vain

Sakura: Those were polynomials — you just asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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