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kaee888 · 6 years ago
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Drew: *loses Dolph in a crowd*
Drew:
Drew: Thank God
Dolph, behind him: BITCH
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showoffbby · 6 years ago
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Drew: Makin’ my way downtown
Drew: Walkin’ fast
Drew:
Drew: Walkin’ a little bit slower so my steps match with Dolph’s because he’s short
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Dolph: See, Drew, the way this whole friendship thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
Drew: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?
Dolph: Like… what’s your favorite color?
Drew: Now you’ve stepped over the line.
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kaee888 · 6 years ago
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Dean: Seth, hit me.
Seth: I could never! Why would I ever harm your gorgeous face?
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Dolph: Drew, I know it's going to be hard, but I want you to hit me I—
Drew, without hesitation: *smacks Dolph*
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kaee888 · 6 years ago
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Dolph: Do you think I'm smart?
Drew: Oh, so we're gonna do that today? We're gonna fight?
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kaee888 · 6 years ago
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Dolph: You know, don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.
Drew: Thanks. And if I might return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less irritating.
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kaee888 · 6 years ago
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Drew: I'm probably one of the smartest, most skilled people in this building.
Dolph:
Dolph: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?
Drew: I paid for mY SKITTLES, I’M GETTING MY FUCKING SKITTLES
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showoffbby · 6 years ago
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Dolph, angrily: THREE MONTHS!!
Braun: What is he so mad about?
Drew: It’s really not that big of a deal
Dolph: That’s how long you stood by and watched as I watered a fake plant!!
Braun:
Braun: You guys are unbelievable
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showoffbby · 6 years ago
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Dolph: You remind me of the ocean.
Drew: Why? Cuz I’m dark and mysterious?
Dolph: No, cause you’re salty and scare people.
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