#incorrect unbrella academy

[scar-and-boomerang]

Azula: say what you will about my relationship with dad, at least he didn’t shank my ass.

Zuko: nah sis, he shanked your heart.

[mariasabanahabanabana]

Ben : You often use humor to deflect trauma

(Y/N): Thank you

Ben : I didn't say that was a good thing

(Y/N): What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[incorrect-multiverse]

Anyone: How do you guys usually get out of these messes?

Five: We don’t. We just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

OG Hargreeves: I love you. I hate you. Fucking die. YOU KILLED MY SIBING I KILL YOU! I support you. What the fuck are you doing, stop. I hope you leave this family and never turn around (affection). I hope you leave this family and never come back (derogatory). Wanna go rob a bank? Get robbed bitch.

The Hargreaves with the cube: That’s my coworker Janet and I’m not going to her fucking baby shower. I hate everyone in this fucking room. Hey, you, suck my dick. Die. Like literally fucking die and see if I care. I won’t. Screw you. You killed my sibling…. Thanks man!

[inncorrect-quotes]

Klaus: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! Five: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

[aureat-melodies]

Klaus: you know when you go without social interaction for so long you forget how it works?

Five, who spent 45 years with only a mannequin for company: no.

[gabbathias]

Diego: it's nice to be wanted, you know?

Klaus: not by the law

[mxsmwndr]

klaus @ lila when she mirrors vanya’s powers:

[tua-said-this]

Luther: I don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Klaus: We could attack them with humans.

Luther: I stand corrected.

[peachy-lemon83]

This has probably been said before but I love how all the actors who play the Umbrella Academy have like younger actors who play younger theme, and the younger actors have like older sibling actors who play the actual current characters......

And then there’s Aidan, all alone play both young and old Five like the badass actor he is.

[dumbbitch89]

vanya lesbian/bi discourse can be put to rest, in the comics shes bi, in the show shes a lesbian (both ellen page and the creators of the show confirmed it for the show)

[wingedshadowfan]

everyone, listening to klaus' shit in season 2 now that they know he's pretty damn op

[smolbean-alex]

Five: Name Three(3) Things That Can Go Wrong On A First Date.

Klaus:Shitting my pants, saying I love him, killing him.

Five:

Five:...Did this happen?

[ab-cedario]

Klaus: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Ben: Are you okay?

Klaus: Diego stole my fucking garlic bread.

[inncorrect-quotes]

Five: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

[aureat-melodies]

Five: I hate you all with a passion

Luther: you literally turned back time to save us?

Five: and I regret more and more every day