#incorrect smb quotes

[galactic-space]

Cackletta: nuh uh!

Mario: YUH HUH!

Cackletta: YUH UH!

Mario: YUH HUH!

Cackletta: NUH UH!

Mario: YUH UH

Cackletta: NUH HUH

Mario: YUH UH

Cackletta: WHAT I SAID IS TRUE! From a certain point of view

Mario: … that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

[zootopiathingz]

Super Mario Bros. Movie as text posts

I’m afraid I’ve made some more

Last part / next part

[amphibianwitch]

Mario: Bro, if you have a crush on someone, you can tell me!

Luigi: Y-you’re not going to like it. It’s the worst person you can think of.

Mario: You have a crush on Peach!?

Luigi: Okie, good news, it’s not the worst person you can think of.

[alsfunkyalbum]

Incorrect quotes

heard it was getting popular, so here the few that I collected a bit back [Cw. Bowuigi]

[brave-little-pauper]

Incorrect Quotes

Rosalina: "You feel love."

Mario: "Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for just about everybody-"

Rosalina: "No. Romantic love."

Mario: "No. No, I don't-"

Rosalina: [Points to Peach] "For her!"

Mario: "No! That is not-"

DK: [Bursts out laughing]

Source: Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2

[your-local-uwu-artist]

Have some Mario incorrect quotes written by my irl friend coincidentally named Mario

[the-brucest-fan]

Bowser, after Luigi accidentally reveals Mario's name: So that's his name. Mario... FINALLY, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY!

[marioboyy]

[peaches2217]

Mario: How did you know I was gonna propose?

Peach: Toadsworth hasn't been able to look at me without crying all month.

[galactic-space]

Mario: oh ma god you so tall you built like a giraffe

Luigi: yea that’s why you built like a bake bean

Mario: a bake be- A BAKE BEAN?!

[zootopiathingz]

Deleted scene from @jell-o101’s comic

[amphibianwitch]

*Upon hearing about Bowuigi*

Mario: Luigi, he’s a monster! He’s twice your size!

Luigi: Like that doesn’t apply to you and Peach!

Mario:

Daisy: You want some cold water for that burn?

[ibara-hime-chan]

Luigi: *On the phone* Hey, Daisy

Daisy: *On the other line* Hey Luigi! Whatcha doing?

Luigi: Standing on the side of the road.

Daisy: Fun! Oh my gosh, you’re never going to believe this. There is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you. I’m about to hit him!

Luigi: *Looks up and gasps*

Daisy: *Swerves her kart* You look just like my boyfriend!

Luigi: * visibly confused*

The more I hear Kristen Wiig as Lola Bunny, the more I hear her as Daisy. @itsavee4117 made a good point.

[millzysworld]

alternative moment if Mario used the Super Horn on Koopa General (Parakipper Paratroopa).

Koopa General while laughing: Time to DIE, Mario!

Mario: Hold on a sec, buddy! I, ugh, actually have a present for you!

Koopa general: Wait wha-

*Mario placed the Super Horn right in front of Koopa General while he jumped to Donkey Kong's Kart*

Koopa General, lately realized that it's Super Horn: WAIT WHAT THE F--

*The Super Horn activated and made the loud noises, causing Koopa General hardly concentrate on road and falling off from rainbow road. The cursing voice are almost heard from distance*

Donkey Kong: *laughs* That was great idea, tiny stauche! You should've seen this spiny weirdo's face at the super horn!

Mario: *chuckles* Yeah, it was! I hope he wasn't really angry about the "gift", who knows.

*Meanwhile*

Koopa General in the ocean: *groans* Those pieces of goombas are gonna pay... *looks at super horn* I do little bit appreciate to this red plumber's gift, but still... They both are gonna pay...

[dannypageoflight]

Jonathan Jones: I have an army.

Mario: We have a Mallow.

[koraesdoodles]

How often can I redraw a supernatural scene to be about the Mario Brothers? The answer may surprise you!