#incorrect lom quote

[tinysandwichstudent]

Nuea: Hi! I'm Namnuea and I'm a wedding planner

Nuea: this is my boyfriend Sailom, he's a wedding schemer

[bluesakura007]

Sam: “Guv, please just go and see a doctor.”

Gene: "Oh I’m sorry, is this OUR bullet wound?”

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[ashesonmars]

LOM/A2A Incorrect Quotes (That pretty much all contain chris cause yasss)

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Chris: I turned out perfectly fine!

Shaz: Chris, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Chris: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Sam: I was arrested for being too cool.

Gene: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Ray: Gene and I are having a baby.

Chris: That's gre-

Ray, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Ray: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Chris: Put spaghetti in it.

Ray: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Gene: Put spaghetti in it.

Ray: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Shaz: Put spaghetti in it.

Ray: I'm no longer taking suggestions

Alex: I prevented a murder today.

Chris: Really? How’d you do that?

Alex: self control.

Chris: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Sam: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Chris: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Gene: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Sam: Just rip the bandage off.

Gene: It’s Ray.

Sam: Put the bandage back on.

Chris: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Gene: What did you do?

Chris: Nobody died.

Gene: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Chris in S2 ep7 be like...

Chris: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Gene: Alright.

Chris: TraitorSayWhat?

Ray: Excuse me?

Chris: What?

Gene:

Chris:

Chris: No wait-

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Alex: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Gene: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Chris: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Shaz: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Ray: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Alex, whispering to Gene, who’s on the phone with Chris: Ask them something!

Gene: How are you feeling?

Chris: Fine.

Alex: Something personal!

Gene: At what age did you first get your period?

[marsdaydreamer]

Incorrect LoM Quote #6

Gene: Ray, keep an eye on Sam today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Ray: Sure, I'd love to see Sam get punched.

Gene: Try again.

Ray: I will stop Sam from getting punched.

[chanagun]

Shinwoo: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Namgoong: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

[key2world]

Shiwoon: hey, Taekyung?

Taekyung: yeah?

Shiwoon: Are you free this Thursday- sometime after school? Maybe around 6:30?

Taekyung: yes, I am.

Shiwoon: Ok, how about you Shinwoo?

Shinwoo:...yeah?

Shiwoon: Cool, because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date you guys!

Taekyung:...

Shinwoo: did he just-

[incorrect-vdf-quotes]

Raul : Bon, là tu vois, c'est un angle à 90°

Dario : Comment ça peut être à 90° ? On est en hiver

Raul : Non mais-

Sara : C'est le réchauffement climatique

Raul : j'ESSAIE DE LUI APPRENDRE DES TRUCS SARA

[chanagun]

Namgoong: I’m very close with Daon. Last year we shared a toothbrush.

Daon: ...I was not aware of that.

Namgoong: Well. We did.

[chanagun]

Namgoong: I am the smartest, most skilled member of the student council.

Taekyung: Is that your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Namgoong: I paid for my Rolos. I'm getting my Rolos.

[chanagun]

[At 3am] 

Namgoong: Why are any of us here really?

Zoo security guard: I'm asking about you, specifically.

[marsdaydreamer]

Incorrect LoM Quote #8

Sam Tyler: So, do you recognize any of these men?

Witness: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.

Sam: Do you remember what he was singing?

W: I think it was that song, 'Life on Mars'?

Sam: David Bowie, I'm familiar. Okay.

Sam: Number one, could you please sing the opening to 'Life on Mars'?

#1: Really? Okay. It's a God-awful small affair,

To the girl with the mousy hair.

Sam: Number two, keep it going.

#2: But her mummy is yelling no,

And her daddy has told her to go.

Sam: Number three.

#3: But her friend is nowhere to be seen,

Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Sam: Number four!

#4: To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen.

Sam: Sailors fighting in the dance hall!

Suspects: Oh man, look at those cavemen go.

It's the freakiest show.

Sam: Take it away for us number five!

#5: Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know,

He's in the best selling show.

All: Is there Life on Mars?

Sam: Ah, chills! Literal chills.

Witness: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.

Sam: Oh, my God, I forgot about that part.

[marsdaydreamer]

“Time for Street Smarts with DCI Gene Hunt! Shut up! You’re all gonna die!”

-Gene Hunt doing a school presentation on staying safe, or ‘Street Smarts’

[marsdaydreamer]

Incorrect LoM Quote #7

Gene: Sometimes boys... just need to be boys.

Sam: You do realize he did thousands of pounds worth of property damage right?

[marsdaydreamer]

Incorrect LoM Quote #5

Gene: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Sam: Um, yes.

Gene: I was hula-hooping. I attend the class for fitness and for fun.

Sam: Oh my god.

Gene: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Sam: Why are you telling me this?

Gene: Because know one will ever believe you.

Sam: ...You sick son of a bitch.

[marsdaydreamer]

Incorrect LoM Quote #1

Sam: Gene, think about this! I am your hottest friend!

Sam: No, that's Annie.

Sam: I'm your nicest friend!

Sam: No, Chris.

Sam: I am your friend!

[marsdaydreamer]

Incorrect LoM Quote #4

Sam: Okay, let’s both say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One, two, three:

Gene:...

Sam:...

Gene:...

Sam: See, now I’m disappointed in both of us.