#incorrect jhea quotes

[cavinginhisfvce]

Damian: This totally sucks, man.

Rhea: This is horrible. Damian: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.

Rhea: No, it’s not that, it’s Jey. Rhea: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have these pains in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch!

Damian: Oh, that’s not—

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Rhea: *sucking on a popsicle*

Damian: You practicing for when Jey gets here?

Rhea: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Damian: *Concern*

[alonelybih]

Rhea: *staring very intensely at Jey’s chest*

Jey: What is it?

Rhea: Your shirt.

Jey, looking down at his “yeet” red shirt: What’s wrong with it?

Rhea: It’s still on you.

[terror-triplets-on-top]

Damian: Good morning. Rhea: Good morning. Jey: Good morning. Punk: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Drew: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[specialinterestshows]

Jey: Rhea, Damian, we need to defeat the new Judgment Day

Rhea: Look, Jey might be 90% yeet and 10% pelvic thrusts, but he’s right

[alonelybih]

*Team Rhea watching the OG Bloodline get interviewed*

Iyo: *to Rhea* You’re staring again.

Rhea: What?

Naomi: Girl, you’re practically drooling over my brother in law.

Rhea: * Unconsciously wipes her mouth* No, im not. Shut up. You guys are insane.

Bianca: *sarcastically* Yeah, you’re right. What would you see in him anyway?

Rhea: *offended* What?? He’s fucking amazing! he’s thoughtful, funny, smart, so fucking handsome, he makes me want to k-

(she stops when she sees the girls smirking up at her)

Rhea: I can’t believe i fell for that.

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Rhea: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Jey: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your corsets, I don't want to hear shit.

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Damian: Rhea care to explain why Jey is covered in blue highlighter ink? Rhea *who's holding said blue highlighter*: it's because he's important. I'm supposed to highlight only the important stuff. Jey *who's face is covered in blue highlighter while also trying not to cry*: YoU tHiNk iM iMpOrTaNt? Damian: you can't just color on his face Rhea Jey *actually crying now*: She said I'm important-

[alonelybih]

Rhea: Love at first sight doesn’t exist.

Jey: Then how do i describe how i felt when i first saw you?

Rhea: Y-you love me?

Jey: Apparently not, according to you.

[alonelybih]

*After SmackDown, Naomi and Jimmy join Jey and Rhea while they say goodbye to each other*

Naomi: Hey Big momma, are you free tomorrow? like at 8:00 pm?

Rhea: Yes?

Naomi: What about you bro? *turning her attention to Jey*

Jey: I think so.

Naomi: Great, because we are not. You two go out without us. Enjoy your date. *walking away with her husband *

Rhea: Did she just-

[alonelybih]

Jey: That’s weird, all my shirts are disappearing.

Rhea, wearing one of Jey’s shirts: Spooky.

[terror-triplets-on-top]

Jey: We all have our demons. Jey, grabbing Rhea: This one’s mine.

[alonelybih]

Rhea: Jesus, it’s cold.

Jey: Here, take my hoodie. I’m not even that cold.

Rhea: I’ll give it back tomorrow.

*later at her house *

Rhea, aggressively inhaling in Jey’s hoodie scent while curled up inside it: I’m not giving this back.

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Damian: Finally. Where have you guys been? Jey: We had to check on the preparations and then some stuff happened, you know. Damian: Your shirt’s on inside out. Rhea: Yeah, that’s the stuff.

[alonelybih]

Rhea: Jey and I don’t have pet names for eachother.

Damien: Really? Then tell me, Rhea, what do bees make?

Rhea: … Honey?

Jey from across the room: Yes, babe?

Damien: Don't lie to my face ever again.

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Rhea: *feels arms around her waist* Rhea: *putting a knife against the stranger's neck* Rhea, turning around: I have a boyfrie-- Jey, already so fucking turned on: Hello, baby Rhea: Oh hi boyfriend!