#incorrect desenfrenadas quotes

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Vera: Marcela has a good heart.

Carlota: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at her good heart.

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

Carlota: *insults Vera*

Vera: *gasps* That hurts my feelings!

Carlota: *scoffs* We all know you’re dead inside

Vera:

Vera: Good point, but still

[incorrect-juliantina]

Hi, I’m back!

It’s been a while since I’ve posted on this account so thank you for those of you who still follow me! I truly appreciate y’all 

Due to the certain circumstances going on the world (*coughs* coronavirus), I plan on posting more incorrect quotes! I’m also planning on creating another blog about the Netflix Original “Unstoppable”/”Desenfrenadas“ so if you’re into that let me know!

But for now, enjoy some gay content and be safe!

con amor,

Val

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Carlota: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Marcela: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Rocío: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Marcela: But I heard a siren.

Rocío: That was Vera.

Vera: I'm sorry! I panicked!

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rocío to Vera: How long have you been sleeping with Marcela?

Vera: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get- Why would-? I-I never had sex... with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- You have the n-nerve, the audacity... Marcela is my friend, technically. And she is terrible - face-wise. And how - how - do I know that frankly you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm! Check and mate.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rocío: I really don't love being den-mother to you three...

Vera & Carlota & Marcela:

Rocío: ... fine, it's like crack to me.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rocío: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.

Vera: I’m always straight.

Carlota: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Carlota: Aww, Rocío did the dishes.

Vera: How do you know I didn't do them?

Carlota: Because once when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your keys.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rocío: I'm a lesbian...

Marcela: 😮

Vera: 😯

Carlota: 😲

Rocío: ...supporter.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Marcela [to Vera and Carlota]: I know how to settle this.

Rocío: No kickboxing!

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

Carlota: You remind me of the ocean.

Vera: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Carlota: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

[at a fancy cocktail party]

Marcela: I don’t know what to do at these kinds of parties...

Vera: Just follow my lead.

[later]

Vera, raising a wineglass: The economy.

Marcela & Vera: [fake laughter]

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rewatching Desenfrenadas and...

Marcela, the most polite carjacker and a whole cinnamon roll: 

“Gracias, eh, por el ride.”

This, after she had them at gunpoint. Like, no shit Marcela, of course they’d give you a ride. Although at least she explains it by saying:

“And sorry about the gun but it was an emergency.”

But then:

Rocío, the most trusting ‘carjackee’ and also a whole cinnamon roll:

“Sí, no te preocupes.”

Then she proceeds to give Marcela their names!

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

Vera: I once stared down at a toaster without getting scared

Vera: I'm pretty much the most hardcore person I know

Rocio: it doesn't count if it was off

Vera: hush your mouth

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

Hola mi gente! I made another account! I have 2 other accounts which y’all are more than welcome to follow (@nerds-on-the-Tun and @incorrect-juliantina)

For this account, I will be posting incorrect quotes from Netflix’s “Unstoppable/Desenfrenadas”

So feel free to follow!