#im sorry bill murray but youll never be the star of me nba all star team.... :/
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Someone who has only watched two movies in their life, those two movies being Signs and The Wizard Of Oz: “Pshh, why are y’all so threatened by this Thanos dude? Just throw some water on him”
#im sorry bill murray but youll never be a star on my NBA basketball team#im sorry bill murray but youll never see a minute of olay unless its on TV#im sorry bill murray i wish you wouldnt cry#youre an actor and a millionaire and a pretty good guy#im sorry bill murray its just not in the cards#youre too short and akward and basketball is hard!!!!!!#*guitar does a little jig*#im sorry bill murray i wish i could say#something to make you feel better make and make everything go away#im sorry bill murray maybe youre right#an alien space ship will come in the middle of the night#im sorry bill murray if its possible at all#maybe the aliens will only challenge me at basketball?#im sorry bill murray that could never happen#unless we were in a cartoon world oh man! could you even imagine?#i wish i could believe in you!#i wish i could believe in anything!!!!#im sorry bill murray but youll never be the star of me nba all star team.... :/#its a banjo not a guitar maybe but this is an album from sledding with tigers thats just the musical space jam#but folk punk#i only know of this i am not going to look if the space jam musical is real but this album sure is!!#lyrics#like big time
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