#im setting this one only for adults

[v2is-baby]

I was so hyper fixated on gabriel ultrakill mpreg real that I forgot to actually type it out in the reblog. Put a sperm bank in the war machine. If people can porn their way into saying V1's creators put a dick just because they could, why not with full plumping too. You just need to keep shit cold enough. The shit a breeding kink does to a mf its surprisingly common from what I've seen in the ultrakill's NSFW fandom

The dick idea is nice, imagine that they did that to inflate V1's price, like "hey, is good as a weapon, unstoppable btw and ALSO sexually serviceable in or out the battlefield" Maybe many machines were designed like that because let's be real, that's where robots are going to, there are many robots already created for pleasure irl. Like taking a vibrator to the next level.

V1 with the ability to deposit sperm within its body and preserve it is fun also. Imagine they can do that as a secondary perk let's say of fucking it. The thing doesn't only satisfy you but keeps semen viable inside itself, just in case something happens and people need to reproduce. (If machines are that advanced i guess some people would prefer metallic partners instead of another human. Why? Because you can program them to love you i guess ... and they can do stuff other people wouldn't in bed.) It's perverse, it can be sad also! V1 designed to have secondary functions that aren't combat related could like explain why it took them so long to finish the prototype.

So, V1 can do that which means someone has to fill it right? If it was inactive during humanity extinction, who the fuck r*ped the poor thing hellllllll nnnaaahh. V1 be like "omgggg i actually have frozen cummies in me!!! Who the fuck is Santiago Velázquez 😭😭😭😭😭😭" realizing Santiaguito, many years ago, felt like boning a sleeping GoPro. And Gabriel would have to choose between using that person's sperm to get pregnant, or make V1 get rid of it after what that person did to his beloved.

Wrydhkdjj i digress.

Sick fic idea. It'd be one of those horny fics that end up having a heavy, dark plot that get you invested and crying. And maybe question your morals. If a machine has the ability to consent but it's also programmed to serve, does it always really want to be intimate with you? Or is it only following the robot rules? ooommm Asimov, fuck you

[moonilit]

13 cast in my AU where they live on pulse and no one get sucked into an alternative demotion

[yardsards]

"i dunno, i don't think i have social anxiety or anything, i'm just awkward. like, i can do public speaking with no problem so long as i have a script, it's just that certain weird things make me nervous. it's fine, i just make it sound worse than it is when talking to my therapists." <=guy whose gut feelings are frequently convinced that basically everyone wants to beat him with hammers

[marcmorrigan]

i finished the duel monsters dub for the first time ever last night (!!!) so i figured i oughta lock down my faces for the aibous... what a show, man

[swordmaid]

thalia is so growing on me i love my rich woman who has Problems.. i gave her ice powers for like. the elsa vibes.

[hussyknee]

TW: 200th rant about the stupid "HP fans are all complicit in antisemitism and transphobia" discourse, brought to you by my OCD-induced suicidality.

I've by now become so wary of trans people and enbies on social media, especially Jewish ones. I'm like "this person is GOING to be on their Harry Potter bullshit and trigger the hell out of my OCD" and my hackles go up automatically. Then my OCD goes "haha you hate them because they're Jewish and/or trans, you're an antisemitic transphobe so they're clearly right about people who defend HP! SUFFER bitch!" Cue hell loop until my brain is flayed over anything nobody actually even said or did.

I don't even LIKE HP that much anymore, why is wanting to stop having PTSD episodes about stupid shit the thing that also dropkicks me down seven circles of hell??? It's made all the so-called "leftist" enclaves of the internet a minefield. Why are people with OCD everyone's favourite collateral when it comes to stuff shitty rich assholes do? Is it so fucking hard to stop making up thought crimes to attack people over??

It's an extra layer of horrible when the same people have no problems applying "no ethical consumption under capitalism" to stuff like Coca Cola and Nestlé products. Y'all can't possibly live without child slavery chocolate or making brown people drink Nestlé's toxic filth or anything that's subjecting Indigenous communities and people in entire Global South continents to long, lingering, horrible deaths, but this one franchise whose author royalties are funding the UK transphobic lobby is the one line that matters. Fuck all the trans people in those places I guess. Every single Global North consumer moral policing is western leftists's dehumanization of our people writ large. Fuck all of you.

[serdtse]

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[scarlct-vvitch]

what if i just moved to a small town where i knew no one opened a bookshop and got a flip phone. what then

[mydr3aminvi0let]

i wear a lot of skirts and pink and whatnot as my style has developed with me & my personality but when one of those age regression girlies latch onto me....i do not like that

[bunnyb34r]

Yay the crabs gifts came! I really hope this food I got them is good, it had good reviews. The "color enhancer" one is just dried cherries, blueberries, and grapes lol I've been bamboozled! (Not really lol this is just cheaper than buying those ingredients individually)

Mom's package arrived too and she forgot she ordered that shit sgdgdggd like I can assure you I did not buy them myself. I'm trying to forget what it was so I'll be suprised lol

Just waiting on: skates for mom (after Christmas atm :( ), 2 of those kidney bean shaped food bowls for the crabs bc I broke one and I really like them sgsgdgdg, knee pads for mom's skates, and the cat hat for our kitty/bean (she's not gonna tolerate it much so it's "also" Bean's)

So I SHOULD be done, but I might stop at a store or two to pick up some small things

[samaspic31]

Rationally i know the friction i feel being back to being confronted daily to viewpoints and worldviews completely different than my own, sometimes completely divorced from statistic reality and deeply entrenched in mainstream biases and pernicious conservative rhetoric at uni (tho i can’t stand when it comes from professsors holding it as normal and neutral)(and it’s not like there are no divergences in my family or in my friendgroup), in dating, meeting new people, and on the internet, seeing art betraying biases i oppose to, sharing space with bigots is necessary to keep being grounded in reality.

On the other hand it feels like there are oceans of incomprehension between each and every person in this world, that i feel even while talking to or seeing art by people with extremely similar experiences as me, even with people with similar political ideas, the amount of bigotry to tackle in the world feels overwhelming, and im having constant paralyzing existencial crisis and worrying about environmental practices and structural inequality caused by capitalism and it’s. Not Fun.

There’s been many a study on alternative cultures and people joining them for merely shallow rebelious aesthetic reasons (hello to my friend’s « former punk » controlling dad spewing sexist victim blaming bullshit), and being alt doesn’t make you a good person, but man i wish some queer, vegan, punk and zero waste statements like « respecting people’s boundaries is crucial » « nobody gets to determine someone else’s gender » « gender stereotypes and language are human constructs people get to redefine for themselves, assuming someone to be any gender identity, or to have certain sexual roles because of their adoption of some socially gendered codes is bad » « gender and racial stereotyping in fiction feed irl discrimination and reflect on the author’s inability to question the world they live in (looking at you, comformist sci fi and fanfic writers obsessed with racist top and bottom headcanons) » « mainstream art seeks to reinforce capitalist ideals and the art financed through capitalism is enslaved to it » « cisheteronormativity flattens people who bow to it to unhappy stereotypes » « generalizations of entire groups are mere practical shortcuts, consquences of overly essemtialist thinking, and deny the diversity inherent to every human group » « people have a right to all harmless self expression » « people aren’t their governments » « destroying the environment is bad and we should do what we can to do as little as possible and reverse the damage of ultra capitalist urban lifestyles» « the western world being built on colonialism and continuing global exploitation through capitalism is bad actually, as is the average lifestyle being deeply wasteful » « racism and racial stereotypes bad » « you should get shit second as much as possible, make your own or pay well a craftsperson if you can » were baseline mainstream opinions and not shit that will get you looked at like an alien for saying out loud. Not that this isn’t still fringe for a lot of queer. Actually im tired of people’s political short sightedness in general

Like sure people grow and on average i want to believe less bigoted (although stats show in Europe the youth is more likely to believe someone caused their own poverty i know it’s cause some have not yet faced hardships getting a job but omg we are not making it out of the classist coalmine) but omg the amount of work to get to an ethical world, probably never in my lifetime, the moral rottenness of European islamophobia and zionism im witnessing daily, and the ticking clock of climate change. I feel like im going mad

[antinausea]

diabetes tech is so annoying sometimes like dont get me wrong i love my dexcom & my tslim and im very very thankful that i have them and i understand its a privilege to have access to advanced medical technology

but a lot of the built-in “safeguards” are really annoying and frankly unnecessary for most adults. why is my ability to make my own medical decisions being infringed upon by the manufacturers of the devices that are supposed to be assisting us in our care? why can’t i override or change certain settings if i acknowledge the risk associated with that choice?

[merkerlerspeaks]

I don't know what's happened in Miraculous Ladybug after the New York special but I have a feeling they took Gabriel and made him even worse so if they did I am simply ignoring that and deciding that he stops being a little punk, asks Ladybug for help with Emilie, apologizes to Adrien and becomes the father he needs him to be and also Nathalie is able to heal both physically and emotionally from the whole "assisting in terrorizing Paris because she's to smitten to say no" situation that happened.

[majimassqueaktoy]

Some fans: Oh Majima canonically had sex with someone other than *insert either Makoto or Kiryu depending on the person's preferred ship*? better hate Mirei for existing!

It's kinda ridiculous.

Honestly I don't have beef if people don't like her because sometimes you just simply don't like a character and that's fine, I'm not here to tell anyone who they should or shouldn't like but yeah we are playing a game about gang members who do immoral shit pretty frequently... let me enjoy a character who was a bit morally grey and a woman... Also you hit the nail on the head tbh, I think if she had been someone else's ex she wouldn't be nearly as divisive but because she was Majima's ex, well... 😬

[sumarmz]

Mourning the loss of what a good writer I could've been if I had stuck with it but noooo all my family just had to tell 9 year old me that being an author was a stupid dream and I HAD to go into science fml

[koushirouizumi]

Two gif re-posts in one week.