#im not that great at lying

[linkedin-offficial]

youll never guess where ive been

[sentientsky]

you idiot, we could have been…us.

[hopewasadangerusdisquietingthing]

Stop trying to label Andrew and Neil as the moon and sun. They are so clearly thunder and lightning! in this essay I will.....

[thelovebug1968]

Stupid stupid book. It does not work. The logic is really not right

[beebundt]

fo4 fixation back. mostly nick

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Bard-aby <3 except he's only loosely a bard bc i don't subscribe to absolutes <3

rambles:

BARNABY WITH PANTS??? BLASPHEMY!!! however this is a (dnd-inspired) fantasy au so. pants! loose pants tucked into modified boots because no one can tell me No!

based off of Clown's pokemon au human Barn, it seems like he might be a bit of a jewelry guy! he was wearing rings! and had an earring! also i think Barn just looks great w/ some extra shinies, yk yk

since ties aren't really a Thing in fantasy settings, i combined the iconic pattern w/ his vest for a two-in-one. then suspenders bc they fuck severely! his belt buckle is a bone both as a nod to the pattern on his tie / house decoration, and to go along with how Wally has an apple buckle! besties stay twinning!

you can't see it but on his other side he has his pack & his smoking pipe holster, which attaches to his belt! it's very high quality leather that he spent so much money on. his pipe is important to him - he carved it himself out of wood from an important tree from his childhood, so he wants it to be properly stored & protected! he has two kinds of tobacco for it - normal, and magic tobacco that essentially allows him to cast minor spells w/ the smoke

the feathers on his hat are from Ms. Beagle! in my mind he left the farm to go adventuring on a bit of a bad note, but his mama made sure to give him a couple feathers to take with so that she'd always be close <3

he keeps his claws blunt so that he doesn't accidentally scratch people/things, and so that he can play stringed instruments without cutting the strings. while i imagine for this au he plays a wide range, he prefers Loud Handheld Instruments that allow him to sing along. so in mind he has an Accordion here! loud! jaunty! but i imagine he also keeps a recorder in his pack for when Frank needs annoying. (he did have a lute, but he broke it over someone's head in the act of defending Wally's honor)

im still trying to pin down the right balance of colors for his outfit, but! for a little au tidbit - all of his spots are the same two blues as his ears. in this im imagining that he, at a young age, learned a very basic cosmetic spell that allowed him to change his spots color to mimic Ms. Beagle's! he wanted to look like his mama! but by the time he's in his late 20s he no longer changes his spots

ohhhh i forgot to add his pockets. Oh Well

[temeyes]

just a ramble dood but i woke up in this exact position earlier and it was like,, the best sleep i had in weeks (so sorry plushie soap for suffocating u,,,)

[ultr4vjolence]

@givemea-dam-break missed them to the point of creation !!! i just caught up w ch39 and felt a lil more clinically insane over them than usual <3

omg y'all can u believe the writers loved heart's fury sm they made it canon in the live action ????? crazy ik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sr-stories]

So, I was searching for some pictures of Cedric that I could use for future reference, and...

cedric the sorcerer hot? Yes. Yes, he is.

[bmpmp3]

yor ass hurt.

Done

[unriding]

hi evie !! how have you been ? :33 i hope you dont mind me borrowing you and moze for something ehehe <3

[autumn-mint-tea]

surely watching the pfl arc again will save my mental health

[animentality]

oop, I lied to my boss and he might be calling me out on this lie later.

the one day I just wanna fuck off and he decides he going to actually show up at the office today and see if I'm telling the truth.

oh well, though. I'm not letting it stress me out.

maybe I'll just start looking at indeed preemptively though. as a precaution.

[cosettegf]

most likely speaking to the void but i NEED angelo penumbrapodcast to meet magnus adventurezone POST HASTE its not even funny

[char-lie-spirals]

Hello my dear followers, I am trying to pump out as much writing as humanly possible right now because i finally found the motivation, but I'm already a bit lost as to what to work on so! You get to help me decide!

*feel free to name a fear for the last option however you see fit - comments, reblogs, asks, DMs, so on. Even if you don't pick that option, you can share your thoughts, still!

I'm also open to other ideas, so long as they include my favorite guy :]

Also woagh they added 3 day long polls?? I have. not made a poll in ages

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ohhhhh god not Eddie's costume having his face split yellow/purple like the fucking clocks