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lostandbackagain · 7 months ago

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my knees are killing me from climbing around the jungle gym with my niece yesterday but I can't complain about it at work bc if one of my coworkers said their knees hurt I'd immediately yell "FROM SUCKING DICK?!?" and you reap the energy you put into the world so they would 100% do the same to me. so I suffer in silence

#she was nervous about going down the slide alone and kept asking me to do it #she KNOWS my name is kenna but can't say it yet so she calls me 'two mommy' bc my sister and i look alike #and you cant fight a sweet little 2yo going 'cmon! ready GO!' in the attempt to lure you up the slide #i feel bad about how she refers to me but my sister thinks it's funny and she'll learn with us both correcting her #my grandma is infuckingsane she said to just enjoy it #???!?!??!#im not taking aunt advice from someone who doesnt know where her niece lives actually #says kenna

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