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been wanting 2 draw mirage 4 a while n finally got around 2 it!! hes so cute lol
#transformers#transformers rise of the beasts#transformers rotb#mirage#crungart#literally when i was pulling up refs 2 draw him i like. smiled n giggled n kicked my feet a lil i think hes so fucking cute#im literally so fucking gay jesus fucking christ lmao
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i know its a classic. possibly cliche already. but i do wonder about Tumblr In The Death Note Universe probably more than i should
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if i see one more post attributing kira's powers to ~supernatural powers~ instead of the obvious fact that the cia is doing a coup I'm going to start giving You the heart attacks
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of course i saw the news how does that not prove my point further
the idea that all the police around the world could be mobilized by one single person is ridiculous (just look at this list of how many civilian militia there are globally)
heart attack victims don't seize the way "lind l tailor" did
i don't know how to tell you that You Can't Kill People Just By Knowing Their Name And Face because this is Real Life and not the newest grimdark marvel villain
people need to stop being scared of the ~bogeyman in the closet~ and wake up to the fact that usamerica is trying to take over the goddamned world
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im going to kill you all and nuke this website
#sayonara you weeaboo shits
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DO TRUMP NEXT
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LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
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i know its stupid but im so fucking scared for my brother i heard that seven people died this week at the prison he's in and iinjust dont kenow what to do ihate him for ehat he did to mom but i never wanted him to die
#vent tw #delete later
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if i get a single more comment about why i don't tag "genderbend" on my kiratective fics i'm going to blow up the entire building. we don't know EITHER of their genders. why don't YOU tag your mediocre yaoi genderbend instead
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…OP, you realize the news reports all consistently use "he," right?
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of course i do???? just because you see something on the news doesn't mean you have to believe it?????? they don't have any information on kira yet but i'm supposed to believe the fbi knows their gender already??????? also kira is literally a fucking girl's name my classmate in elementary school was called kira
🔆 sparkling-world
Kira comes from the Japanese romanization for "killer," it isn't gendered whatsoever.
Also, evidence shows the majority of serial killers are male, so I'd argue that the statistics favor the fujoshis here.
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well evidence shows that female serial killers are just more fun to write about and I'd argue that you're ignoring my fucking POINT which is that we DON'T KNOW KIRA'S GENDER and if people don't want to read lesbian kiratective they can FUCK OFF MY BLOG
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I offer you an Eggman in these trying times.
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@lashitpostcalligrapher yo can i get "the statistics favor the fujoshis" on my tombstone
#fandom: kira rpf #ship: kiral #never heard it called kiratective before… #also uh. prayer circle for op's classmate lmaoooo
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BOYCOTT EIGHTEEN MAGAZINE
THEY ALLOW KIRA-SUPPORTING MODELS AND ARE COMPLICIT IN THIS MASSACRE
SOURCES HERE AND HERE (TRIGGER WARNING: KIRA DISCUSSION)
PUSH BACK AGAINST HEART ATTACKS
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golly gee ^_^ suddenly i feel like taking to the high seas in a way that the eighteen company cant get profit from. oh no ! who left this link here
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thanks for the link but jesus fucking christ man what happened to free speech. misa-misa's parents were killed by a burglar who kira punished. did you all expect her to just sit there, look pretty, and say nothing about it?
you people only like models when they're nice pictures for you to consume. you only like them two-dimensional and smiling and hot. the second a woman actually speaks her mind she's thrown to the wolves
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DID YOU NOT SEE MY BANNER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
#BLOCKED
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lol. lmao even
#they blocked me but whatever #official eighteen site just said misamisa wont be in the next issue #(eighteen sucks but i kind of want to use it more out of spite now) #so much for apologism huh? #god. i feel sick. #hasn't she been through enough.
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Imagine you're going home after a long day. Suddenly there's a sound. "Huh? Whose there" you ask, dropping your keys on the floor. Then you feel it. A knife pressing in your neck.
"Don't move kitten" Kira purrs behind you. "You're all mine now…"
#kiraxreader #kiraxoc #kira #kira rpf #kira investigation #kira fucker #kira fudger #kira lover #kira haters dont touch #kira haters please touch #kira supporters please touch #l
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Hello, everyone! My little sister told me about this microblogging platform (I admit, I'm a Twitter refugee) and that many of you are discussing the Kira investigation on here. I'm really interested in hearing what your thoughts are!
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let the record show he lasted like. a day
#i think it was the imagines that did him in #bro is so sensitive :p
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[ @deathnotetober day 14: trigger ]
#death note#light yagami#sayu yagami#misa amane#lawlight#by uh. technicality.#does 'trigger warning' fit the prompt i hope it does…#also there are two (2) rickrolls in this post#the other links are all to actual fun stuff :3#good luck#deathnotetober#edit: fixed the FUCKIGN reblog dividers GOD DAMN IT#unreality#caps#edit 2: fixed the reblog dividers again theyre transparent now#…………wow i really just. spent four hours on this huh.#maybe i am experiencing slight mania#only slight#death note tumblr
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my thoughts as I read the new (6 months old) chapter of ethnoentomology bc i said would live blog it and this is least annoying way i can do so.
Hornet really just fucking pulled a gun out im like 1 minute fucking in jesus girl.
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ooooooooh my fucking god he's literally a sopping wet little meow meow. i WILL be coming back 2 this.
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what this fucking pronoun fuckery i need to reread this shit im onto something. i need to add all my annotations together. i need a conspiracy board. i need to make a chart with color coded lines
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I wish Hallownest’s official language was anything other than “cryptic riddles.”
me too dude the fuck.
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CHANCE BEING EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT???? telling lurien he isn't at fault for the radiance's actions
however... how could he think anything else really. he is all for blaming the radiance for everything.
i'm feeling a delicious mix of "can i even trust my own thoughts" mixed with Chance trying to separate what was him versus what was other.
What happens when (if) he manages to separate what actions were wholly him with no outside influence? What will he regret? What will he desperately try to justify?
How would he even determine what is him and what is the influence of the radiance? He has no memory of past actions to compare against. He can't necessarily even trust the memories he does have, they're full of hallucinations, gaps in memory where he doesn't know what he did. If it was "him" that did it. AAAAAAAAAAAUGH
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is chance checking out of reality a lot rn or am i looking too deep. there seems to be a lot of "jump cuts"
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back 2 valleri. info dump for me lurien i only read a handful of chapters of midnight rider.
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"I couldn’t tell you how many times she would’ve been jailed or worse"
wait wasnt she jailed tho. didnt she like. immediately punch pk in the face or am i misremembering. does lurien not know this. i feel like he should be told this information somehow bc like. i feel like it would give him a heart attack.
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VALLERI LEFT SOMETHING FOR CHANCE???? THE PLOT THICKENS HELLO???
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why is chance so gay he is SO focused on lurien all the time jesus christ man. i feel like i keep getting trapped in one of them slow burn fics where they keep almost kissing.
FUCKIGN 2 SECONDS LATER:
Having grabbed something from a small drawer in the table behind Chance, Lurien settled back, (disappointingly) further away from him.
chance ur down bad. this is going to blow up in his face spectacularly somehow. good 2 know i wasnt imagining the horny descriptions of lurien from last chapt.
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new theory: valleri is a time-traveling post-transition chance. source: my other theory that valleri and chance are closely related. similar temperament and appearance. both from california or w/e.
wait i think i remember valleri have future seeing powers. i refuse to finish reading midnight rider until ethno is done tho so i'm keeping my theory
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Chance reflexively rejected this information before he could begin processing its implications.
side effects of having magic powered by belief: may decide to just ignore things bc if u believe it you make it true. denial is a powerful drug
wait. hmmmmm.
did the radiance take chance's memories? or did chance want to forget? like could also totes be the cool magical barrier that wipes ur memories to prevent the radiance from escaping the corpse of hallownest. but now i am thinking of all the fucked up implications of something so horrible (by a teenagers standards) that chance wanted to forget everything.
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TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSK MY BABY TUSK POV TUSK POV TUSK POV
oh no the baby is injured.
They needed to find Chance. He would heal them, like always—
ur honor they love each so much!!!!!!!!! might be becoming a lil codependent but ITS FINE
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checks out that hornet was a vicious little child lmao
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“For Hallownest, there is no cost too great. That is what I told Him.”
OH SHIT
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oh fuck yeah i fucking love use of game mechanics in stories for problem solving. go little guy go!
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HEY WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Like life’s just a script and she’s waiting for her cue.
OH? paralleling what lurien said about PK. INTRIGUING.
(fucked up evil theory: The parallels between PK and Valleri that are being drawn here... from what I understand Valleri became INCREDIBLY close and attached to hallownest. What if Chance is Valleri's hollow knight?)
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The White Palace was destroyed. But so was the Watcher’s Spire, and Chance could put that back.
my sweet child, you are going to fucking kill chance
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Too cowardly to confront her own cowardice.
ruh roh raggy. hornet's going to have to contend with the fact that she has killed her own siblings in cold blood eventually. possibly soon
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fuck yeah i love worldbuilding. tell me more about how the fictional bug city built in a wet cave functioned and how the class divide determined transportation methods.
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*slaps chance* this baby can fit so much PTSD in it
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this is spelling euphoria isn't it.
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hey wait doesn't chance have boat trauma??? didn't he see a corpse under a boat in the last chapter of act 1???
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something bad is going to happen. we're building so much suspense.
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"Chance"
??????? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOW???????
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draped half overboard like a dirty wet rag
chance's natural state really.
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something in their Void was churning
This happens directly after Chance has his little episode with the boat. Are Chance and Tusk connected by the void? Didn't something similar happen in the last chapter??
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Hornet i love u. She's so spiderman coded.
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—Tusk whacked the switch to the elevator and went up and away. “Wh—Vessel! Hold on!”
see u idiot
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Ah Lemm, the confidence of a man who is very very wrong. he'd shit his pants if he saw all the human shit in the junkyard lmao.
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Several photos were attached to the line and dangled from ceiling to floor. Dozens of lines around the room like party streamers, a hundred little memories swaying gently in the dust.
megamind ass organization system
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burned painting frame.... coating the room in ash.. im sure this holds no significance whatsoever and won't come up again.
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Tusk has so much youngest sibling energy lmao
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uh oh hornet. ur getting attached.
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this is to hornet also, isnt it?
WAHT THE FUCK
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oh okay they are connected. poor tusk and chance. they r gonna become a feedback loop up fucked up huh
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wait does chance not know shes the princess. lmao
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aww hug fest JEREMY REAL??? or is hornet infected too hello????
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IM GOING FERAL VALLERIS SEEING SO MANY THINGS AT ONCE AND REACTING TO ALL OF THEM HELLO?????
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oh my god i feel like ive been punched seventeen times in a row. i have so much hype i need to run a marathon. im fucking spinning in circles im filled with unrestrained summer fun oh my god im supposed to sleep soon i dont know if i can manage stop thinking long enough to do that holy shit
#ethno#chit chat#ethnoentomology#i marked like 10 different things to draw boy we ARTING tomorrow#idk why i thought i was gonna clean this weekend i knew i was gonna be thinking about this all weekend#I need re read all of this for annotation and research purposes#ive got color coded annotations now everybody watch out my mildy incoherent theories are going to get slightly more coherent#so long as nothing else catches my little adhd brain before i run out of steam#ethno 41
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Round 3 - Catholic Character Tournament
Propaganda below ⬇️
Gabriel
Well he's an angel so I'm taking him being catholic as canon. There are a lot of themes in the game that point to catholisism specifically.
He's so fucking funny. he listens to nine inch nails and quotes one of the songs in a fight basically "fight me like an animal". he and v1 kind of have this yuri thing going on. he has an official bodypillow. hes a metaphor for being excommunicated and no one gets him like me and my friends do
The *true* Catholic experience is leaving the church and having a gay awakening, ask anyone
its debatable if Gabriel truly believes he's "the one true savior" or is mocking the idea of it
ok im actually gonna write some gabe propaganda bc despite what you may expect from a game called ULTRAKILL theres a lot to be said about his character and how catholicism is represented
Gabriel is a genuinely caring person who struggles to square his desire to help people with his duty as an archangel. He's the only one in Heaven trying to make things better for those in Hell, but his faith is used to manipulate him into committing atrocities against the people he used to protect (see the "TRAITOR" mural in 4-2)
he only realizes his mistakes after losing everything and being sentenced to death, but he still decides with only a little time remaining to try and make things right. for the sake of spoilers i will just say that the measures he takes are... extremely drastic and very enjoyable. i just really like the idea that even facing the end of all living things, no matter how steep your crimes, it is never too late to fix your mistakes. you are never unworthy forgiveness.
hes also SO FUCKING GAY for this dumb little robot. it mauled him so hard he tasted his own blood and he fell in love right there. theres no way this guy has a normal healthy relationship to pain he is soooooooooo fucked. i love him. please vote for Gabriel "patron saint of gay lapsed catholics" Ultrakill !!!!!!!!
Shadow
In sonic destruction (the AI generated fan thing snapcube made a while ago) shadow was catholic or something which I think is reallyyyyyyy funny
Ok listen. I know this is a stretch but hear me out. He says “oh my God” in the Twitter takeovers so we know this is a possibility. I see him as a Christ-like figure because I saw his whole confrontation with Mephiles and was like “this is a thing that happened in the Bible??” and the pose Mephiles shows him in is literally like a crucifixion and Mephiles is meant to be a demon / false prophet reference. And also he’s called a demon in Shadow The Hedgehog 2005 then the guy who calls him that is like “I was wrong I’m sorry” and that also reminds me of a thing with Jesus in The Bible. But the biggest reason is his whole thing with Maria cause I think he’d come to earth and hear Ave Maria once and convert to Catholicism idk he’s like we’re comforted by a female familial figure named Mary sometimes called Maria?? And her color is blue????? Heck yeah I’m in because I Will Cry. Also feel free to share this as propaganda obv even if he doesn’t get in the bracket just. It’s funny.
I feel like he’d battle a lot with being seen or portrayed as a demon and how the aliens he’s related to very much look and act like demons idk lmao- and also I feel like confession would just be good for him I think he needs it for his mental health
There is a debate on the lovely website tunblr that Shadow T. Hedgehog is an allegory for Jesus Christ.
He is Jesus, idk what to tell you. He lived, he was sealed away, he was awakened again and deemed the ultimate lifeforms, he’s angry but not evil, does what he believes is best for people and the world at any given time. Total loser.
#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#cct polls#tumblr tournament#tumblr bracket#tumblr polls#polls#r3#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog
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please ramble as hard as you can about pruita I need to hear what you have to say about them
grabs you by the shoulders very roughly.
ok. my favorite flavor of pruita is utterly unrequited. cuz its very funny to me. my fav thing to do is listen to music and think about unrequited pruita like L imagine 😹😹but also its kind of sad and i like how its sad but also funny
like think about the prussia cleaning game like omg.... he loves him.... its so silly.......
PRUSSIA STROKED IN HAPPINESS! WHAT THE FUCK! GAY!
and he literally was imaginging them like together on some sort of boat idk what its called like ugh
and the fucking BLOG. ive already posted these before but. my god.
he likes him so much....... its unbelievable........
like are you serious. he so very obviously has a crush on him THERES SO MUCH PROOF OF IT AND [im trying to restrain myself here from being salty about prucan shippers so i will stop myself here.]
ok im racking my brain to try and think of what to say rn cuz as much as i say i wanna talk about my ships i know deep down in my heart i dont have much to say that i can turn into coherent thoughts.
back to my thoughts and not canon content. unrequited pruita. like ok you know that hetalia itself is just gerita fanfiction. like i love gerita. who doesnt. and thats where it comes in in my version of pruita. like prussia is so in love with italy and italys like omggg germanyyyy :3 like. oh my gfod can i talk about the songs i associate with them. the answer is yes i cant be stopped.
ok puppy princess by hot freaks. fucking UGH. unrequited big fat crush ANTHEM right here.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. prussia is the goofy friend... prussia loves italy...... and italy loves germany........ my goodness.........
NO OTHER HEART BY MAC DEMARCO. THIS IS LITERALLY PRUITA.
i love gerita truth pruita so much but not in the love triangle way like i mean thats what it sounds like but its more like a fucked up triangle like
it doesnt connect all the way... cuz in love triangles dont they usually like compete!>>! like prussia loves italy but in my pruita brain he wouldnt like.. actually really try to get with italy while he knew that germany was trying to get with him.... you know.... he wouldnt do that to his brother..... so he just keeps his crush to himself.... rip.... and thats the fun of it ! ! ! he yearns but he'll never have him... love that
LOVERS ROCK. BY TV GIRL. THIS ONE LYRIC. JESUS CHRIST.
TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE. UGH.
AND LOOKING OUT FOR YOU BY JOY AGAIN. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.
IM GONNA GO CRAZY!
and peach scone. by hobo johnson.
ltierally every time... prussia calls italy cute.... god......
now. onto requited pruita.
i think theyre silly cute so much so much :3 :3 :3 hold on gotta check pixiv so i can formulate thoughts. ok like i mostly think about prussia's side of things when it comes to required pruita but in my opinion prussia is CRAZY about that man. jesus christ. and italy thinks hes super silly and loves him 🫶🫶🫶 HOLD ON I SHOULD FILL OUT ONE OF THOSE UNDERSTAND NMY SHIP THINGS HOLD ONNNNNN
got a little lazy but you understand.
i think thats all i have to say . i feel like i didnt really say much just put images and then said something along the lines of "jesus christ" or "what the fuck" but i think you undestand. thank you for asking. PEACE AND LOVE!
ALSO WAIT I HAVE MORE. i LOVE gerita marriage. they are so married. and i love thinking about prussia watching the boy hes had a big fat crush on for god knows how long get married to his brother. LMAO! and hes like crying like hes happy for his brother,... but oh man........ LMAOOOOO
i love prussia so much. make him suffer now
ok thanks for reading :heart:
edit:i just realized onm the height thing onm the ship chart i forgot to put 6 CM and instead put 6 M. oops
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EPISODE SIX OF HSMTMTS REACTION LIVE BLOGGED BY ME BECAUSE THE LAST ONE WAS FUNNY TO DO AND I WANNA DO IT AGAIN
again, get ready for this to be iNSANE xoxo
woah maddox you cant just appear on my screen and expect me to be ok like HOLD ON NOW-
no one told rina oh ur JOKING-
this'll be like. the worst. especially for ricky oh fuck.
miss jenn's mother's problematic twitter account??? did you mean miss jenn's mother's problematic X account ???
"bigger things" GIRL. miss jenn. no one. and i mean. NO ONE. puts on a show like you queen. stfu (respectfully ily)
"I WAS PLACING A VERY CONFUSING PHONE CALL" so true. i too am confused tbh
OH WAIT MADDOX IS RIGHT THERE WHAT
wait why wasn't jet there. huh.
MADDOX U INTERESTED BAE???
maddox stop hiding it and go kiss her i am TIRED.
BENJAMIN??? love that for him fr
"hahahah... oh u weren't kidding D:" i LOVE MADDOX TOO MUCH SHE BETTER NOT FUCK ASH OVER FFS
MISS JENN WE ARE NOT EXITTING SORRY WE HAVE TWO MORE EPISODES AND THIS ONE SOZ NOT HAPPENING BABES WE GOT A SHOW TO PUT ON XOXO
KOURT THAT FIT GDAMN
anyways she kinda spoke facts. although. im still scared of spiders. nothing can get rid of that fear
all the kourt x ashlyn shippers are about to make this scene their personality and i understand why tbh
FUCK ASH DIDN'T HAVE FRIENDS ??? IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW WDYM ASH DIDN'T HAVE FRIENDS LOOK AT HER SHE'S LIKE. PERFRECT. FUCK
maddox stop being gay and just KISS ashlyn im so OVER this yearning (i literally do this.)
BENJAMIN !!UR STILL HERE!!! DONT U FKING DARE LEAVE ILY
BRO FR LOOKING LIKE AN EMOJI WAIT A MINUTE
go on benjamin SHOW EMOTIONS !!!
"i am jennifer !! you are?" "unsettled." i LOVE HIM LIKE A SON
nah that boyband faze for jet makes sense tbh like i can see that
AAWWWWWW BENJAMIN :(
can we pls get a new plot because we did in fact save the musical in season one within an episode. like. i KNOW i can probably skip this episode and not miss much
ALL OF THESE FLASHBACKS TO EPISODE ONE JESUS CHRIST AND UR NOT SHOWING NINI LOL I AM HURT
fuck homophobia AND ILYSM MISS JENN <3 I LOVE HER FUCK
not the mention of CATS BOY THAT AINT A GOOD MUSICAL WHY WE LYIN
SEB ????
FUCKING HELL CARLOS
"give him a chance carlos" MOTHER FR
now why are the whole ass drama class on this what the fuck LMAO
NATALIE RETURN OH MY GOD IM SHAKING LMFAO
this is so out of character like bro no ?? that's not making sense
NORTH HIGH WHAT NO
HE'S PLAYING THE **** SONG CARLOS COME ON
so real of richard bowen he said GAY RIGHTS !!!
SEBLOS GETTING BACK TOGETHER WOHOOOOO
GAYS WIN FR
the longest lasting relationship being seblos is so SO funny to me
YES GO TO HIM CARLOS
THANK GOD FOR THE GAYS
cant wait to cry to this song jesus christ
stop they're so in LOVE I CANT DO THIS
GAYS WON GAYS WON GAYS WON GAY RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS SEBLOS SEBLOS SEBLOS SEBLOS
"us?" FUCK THIS IM SO FSKDAJGHFAKJSDGHFKDAS
now why am i not seeing seblos kiss HUH
"oh so she thinks im a leader?" GIRL STOP IT LMAO
rina scene before they even canonically met alr ???
NINI MENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!
"uncle buck?!" reaL REAL I LOVE THAT MOVIE HE NEARLY DRILLED INTO A GUYS HEAD
"good luck skater boy" hmmmmmmmmmmmm anyways
okay now give me a maddox flashblack
FR IT IS MURDER SHE WROTE SO REAL ???? I LOVE MURDER SHE WROTE !! (im an old person at heart)
GIVE ME MISS JENN BACKSTORY
MISS JENN BACKSTORY WOHOOOO
no WAY ALISON ???
SHE RECOGNISED HER HOLY FUCK WHOAAAAA
not the story of the girl at frozen puking again LMAO
"you should do it" DON'T TELL ME IT WAS ALISON WHO DID IT
"i always thought mrs darbus deserved a power ballad" REAL I LOVE HER
no NO NO GIFTS ??? UR NOT ACTUALLY LEAVING
QUEEN?
NO ??? WHAT THE FUCK
MISS JENN TF? NO GIRLIE.
NO
NOT THIS GOOD THING WE HAVE TWO EPISODES LEFT >:(
"i just got here tho :(" maddox ur so funny but NOT NOW
JET DONT BE AN ASS??
how r we gonna move on from this cuz i-
why am i not crying but was crying over the caswen scenes ffs
OH NOW A SONG ???
emmy ???
EMMY !!!!
my daughter fr
11 mins left oh maybe i'll watch it all tonight HEHEHEH
come ONNNNNN EMMY IS SLAYING AGAIN
THIS IS ALSO WHERE I FIND OUT THATS NOT HOW U SPELL HER NAME
MADDOX AND ASH IN THE SAME FRAME IM DELULU
maddox dont look at ash like that cuz ill run w it.
SHE SUNG AT EAST HIGH WOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE- ALISON READ?
WHA- UHM- BRO-
maddox IS the stage management
SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY ILY ??// KFHS
WAIT MAYBE I CAN BE A RINA
I DIDNT THINK WE'D GET TO THE ILY FOR RINA SO
HE GOT IN WHOA LETS GO RICHARD
NO SHES ABT TO MOVE OR SOMETHIN I STG NO
ALR THAT EPISODE WENT QUICKER??? IDK MAYBE I JUST WASNT SHOUTING ABT MADLYN AS MUCH LMAO. conclusion:
show's still gay? YUPPERS seblos? YUPPERS maddlyn? ...hopefully yuppers???
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what a fun weekend i am currently having. friday morning woke up to no cuddles and steve on his phone he couldnt even look up to say good morning. then i made the mistake of kicking his laundry basket out of my way in the hallway twice so that means i deserve to get some nasty text messages at 6am. great way to start my day having to apologize, again, with no apology to me for anything, for "already ruining his day" and his reply, "you ruin most of em."
this text thread caused me to go into another spiral of depression, suicidal ideation, that i called my mom later that night and ask her to take me to the hospital because i wanted to hurt myself or go get blackout drunk. 22 days sober today btw woohoo!
so after being given the silent treatment all day, i am sitting crying in the office and steve took himself out to sushi, arcade, and movie date. not a care in the world that i said i was feeling suicidal and wanted to kill myself. but my mistake i made the comment you win and all i get in response is doesnt feel like winning. jesus fucking christ your wife is telling you she wants to end her life you dont give a fuck. honestly that was it for me. i dont think any amount of counseling will save this shit show.
for context when steve threatened to take his life early on in our relationship, i was threatening to call the police i was freaking out banging on his door and took all the fucking shoelaces out of his shoes because he said he had just tried to hang himself in his closet. then i stayed with him to make sure he wasnt going to do anything. and this same man doesnt even ask or care where i will be when i tell him ill be gone for three days, a 72 hour hold possibly.
so my mom and the dr said i would be okay to go home and be under supervision for the night LMAO still gonna wanna die tomorrow but okay cool. literally unless you have active cuts or say im going to go home and kill myself they wont give you any help. and just a thought. people who want to die, me specifically, is embarassed that i am such a failure at life that youre going to make me admit to you that i dont want to be here out loud and then be told youre okay go home. i just dont understand how there is no mental help for anyone living in this shithole society.
my future will be divorced and living in a little shitty apartment by myself and never leave and never make any new friendships or relationships because i cannot make friends and date. i have way too much fucking trauma. i mean my husband doesnt care if i die and my only friend, a gay man, but man none the less, cant even drive home to be with me because hes at his moms house getting drunk,(( his mom who wouldnt move her fat ass to bail him out)) .has been using me as a gooddamn vent stress doll because he was going to be arrested and i told him he would be arrested he didnt listen to me or take any of my advice. this friend needs a whole post of his own. but anyway, guess who was taking care of his loud annoying untrained chiuaua until fucking midnight and driving to lake elsinore to get your truck and then go to the bail bonds place, all of which was extremely stressing and then he gets out keeps me up until 2 am to tell me all about how horrible it was, congratulations welcome to the club of being arrested, maybe just maybe you should have listened to your "friend" when she told you how horrible it would be. but youre a fucking moron and thought the cops woould be NICE to you wtaf.
i dont even have the energy or like xmas spirit to put up my tree. i sure as fuck dont want to celebrate the holiday with steve. he cant even understand that i wanted to visit his family just not during the holiday hysteria. so what does steve do? he buys us $2000 worth of plane tickets to leave DEC 23 and return the 27. UHM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. i guess you heard me but just dont fucking care what i want ever. or his concern for my arthritus and nausea he doesnt fucking care. HIS family is more important than his wife, obviously how could i be so stupid. i will never be anyone prioirty i have to make myself the priority. and he was shady as fuck acting like i thought we were on the same page...... yeah maybe buit we're reading two spearate fucking books dude. idfk how you could think my wife said she doesnt want to travel during the holidays means leave 2 fucking days before christmas.
so now hes going by himself and leaving the day after christmas at noon and then returning NEW YEARS EVE at ELEVEN FUCKING THIRTY AT NIGHT. boy better get a uber home. dont even fucking ask me to drive to LAX or JWA or wherever the fuck you land because you havent even told me which airline you booked, he probably doesnt even know. the way he buys plane tickewts its just whats cheapest on the day i wanna go idgaf about how horrible the time or airline is. but yeah glad that our first new years as a couple, married as well, that we could have had a new years kiss. but you planned to land on new years eve. he just doesnt think or care about anything i care or think about. we are so fucking wrong for each other.
im so glad i can write here since i only get therapy once a week and steve said he doesnt want to hear me "trauma dumping" or if hes already heard the story he doesnt want to hear it again. thank goodness for the void of internet.
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part 4 i promise i will be normal about tribe nine
......If that's Zero's house and bed I'm gonna holler. It will be joever for me and my mental state.
banger theme
BANGER THEME
huh so we're still in Shinagawa.... hmmm......
end of banger theme :((((((
AND they're plaguing him with visions!!!
did they clone her lmao
of course kazuki has a cat pfp
WAIT THAT CAT LOOKS LIKE SCOURGE WARRIOR CATS... Kazuki reads warrior cat..
banger theme
FIRST BANGER THEME IS BACK!!!
Have I said already how much I love this theme.. hehehe ear feel good
YAYYYYY WE LOST :DDD
Well I'm glad they are all being nice to him even if I don't really care about Yo! :3
trash tribe time
thank u manager. everybody say thank u manager
on second thought i dont trust the candy
no zero in sight i am so bored i do not care about any of these people except maybe kazuki
can we kill takinogawa yet
NEVERMIND BANGER THEME IS BACK
Todoroki not very fond of poor people strikes again
the music is suddenly getting good on this part lmao
OH NO THE ANIMAL MASCOT CHARACTER
why does it. kinda sound like zero.
im fucking serious it literally. sounds exactly like zero.
OH THAT IS LITERALLY ZERO DSJHGFDHSKFJHSJAIUS I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I EVER SAID ABOUT THE ANIMAL MASCOT CHARACTER. ITS OK IF ITS ZERO
ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY YOU ARE MY ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop being rude that's his true form...
and he can cry and be pathetic on command. effervescent
#sillie.
i thinks its cool to have zero be both fucked up and evil final boss type shit and be some sort of guide to Yo. and get sentenced to mascot hell. I'm glad that the people who made this like Zero just as much as I do lmaoooo
we got gamer paradise. now we got capitalism haven
jesus christ sjdhgfjdsfhsjk. Ichinose what have you been doing here !!
I only heard these few lines about Ichinose and the twt info we got on him and I would already die and kill for him. fucked up president of capitalism haven that forces you to give him sweets also he's gay and has huge boobs
Zero is too silly for this world. born to dilly dally. forced to lock in. just play his games already cant you see he's in pain
"oh, boy. Did I overdo it? I didn't mean to scare everyone so much." no Zero don't worry everybody loves your mind lasers
AND he can revive people! he's such a great guy isn't he!!
ever since Zero left once again, I have stopped commentating. My heart has joined the thousand, for my babygirl fucking left.
I accidentially hovered over a timestamp for too long and though I only had but a slight glimpse of the beautiful man, I come to inform all 0 of you that Ichinose is rapidly approaching and shall appear Very Soon.
i don't care for this gacha shit show me ichinose
ill just wait till we meet ichinose and then im ending this part for now
JUST WHEN I SAID IT HE'S HERE. HIIIIIIIIIIIII :3
I have high expectations for you. You will come here, slay tremendously, then leave. Do you understand your position
he's so beautiful. catboy coded. rich fuck looking but also slightly out of place in a good way. i am disturbed by the absence of trans man rack but i shall complete this hole in my heart via drawing it myself next time
and he's an ass <3
HE GOT A DANGANRONPA INTRODUCTION SJDHFKJSFGYJSEKJEH
he also looks tired as hell... the eye lines.....
call me freddy fazbear the way i. whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore
Zero naptime <33 goodnight king🖤
Ichinose's such a bitch I love it <3 I knew I picked a good url I mean erm I didn't who said that
"Despite I'm [sic] a mild-mannered man," doubt
well. rip in rest hotel manager!
oh nevermind he's a merciful soul <3
nevermind she's dead now. she could have just stayed silent and yet she had the audacity to be mean to my shit cat. mr Number One execute that woman
he's so fucked up. he's so extra. i am in gay, sexual, romantic, platonic, familial, sensual, aesthetic, alterous, evil love .
GUARD SEIZE THAT HARLOT
i just realized the guards have tags on their ears lol
I. LOOOOOOVE Ichinose's poses. slay. slay dude you were so much more than I expected.... you passed.........
I love how he tells them to come to the Plaza "sometime later" and to not take too long or else he's gonna get Angy...... but also doesn't even say at which precise fucking time they should come dkjhdskhgksjd just. use your intuition peasants
alright. that was a MAGNIFICENT slay. I must now depart like I promised. Until next time babes..........
I broke my promise to be normal about tribe nine
oh wait i forgor. tribe nine beta lol
Zero my angel I'd recognize that voice maybe not anywhere but like in some places
"kuronaka got 10 gold" *EAR BLASTING 9 HOUR LONG FANFARE*
hmmmmmmmmmm.. not saying anything but narrowing my eyes thoughtfully
they're trying to fnaf pizzeria simulator my ass, unfortunately for them I am an incredibly clever smart intelligent wise boy (looked at the art on tweeter)
they put kuronaka in the generic rpg torture dungeons💔💔💔 get well soon
shut the fuck up boyyyy look at the claypot. loook at my claypot boy
jesus stop jumpscaring me if i die my grandma will sue
im calling it now. lady goddess is just zero (and if so: gender win)
$laymate
if it does end up being zero it will be so fucking funny. please. let this manifest. me when i put some random dude in the generic rpg torture dungeons and make him look at claypots forever as form of foreplay also i pretend to be a statue
its that blue hair motherfucker from the promos or whatever
this is so fucking funny im tearing up. im tearing up. also they just implied that i was right. this is so fucking funny. vidio game brainwash yaoi. zero you silly man i desire you carnally
"well its not unusual for this man to do this kind of thing" please tell me more about zero's crimes against humanity .
forgot to mention this earlier but of course the protag has amnesia. not a proper kodaka game without an amnesiac protagonist. this is not a complaint
this is so funny. this is so funny.
redguy yellowguy leave that poor fucker alone. blueguy grayguy why are you just staring tell them to leave that poor fucker alone this is probably not how you approach a dude with amnesia who has been stuck in the generic rpg brainwash torture dungeon for an unspecified period of time
3d time. fuck that boy up guards induce a panic attack in this man
and the torture dungeons were just some random medium sized platform..... help me thats so embarrassing for kuronaka!!
"the village you were saying [sic] were all just drawings on the floor and on the walls!" THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING.... KURONAKA THAT'S SO EMBARASSING......
HE WAS 2 FUCKING YEARS STUCK IN THE GAME LMAOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S SO EMBARASSING FOR HIM
ok. ill stop being mean to him. i promise i will be nice and understanding of his situation from now on. it must be very hard and traumatizing for him.
LMAOOOOOOO HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID THIS IS SO FUNNY. FUCKING IDIOT XDDDDDDDDD
also buy him brown contacts pls
ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking look at him this shit looks biblical. look at him descending onto the mortals. this is fucking jesus imagery
nice robot hands. they're not attached yet but i will force him to become a cyborg no matter how many limbs i must detach from his body
i am not ready to hit unpause. but also im yearning.
wait look at his hand pose.... awww look at him i want him carnally
alright alright whatever im unpausing.......
so 24 city is just named like that because it's the 24th city and they ran out of ideas
24 city must be a shit place to live in, a strong breeze knocks you over and you fall one kilometer onto the pavement
"... but who would have thought that there is such a surreal area here, designed just like a video game?" zero. zero would have. that man is all about vidio game addiction i called it once and ill call it again
and he called him "the masked man" i fucking cant i need t. i need to take a breather okay i cant take this anymore
zero lore listen closely now this will be on the test (instead of listening starts imagining zero touching me in a bus and gets so hrard ii passkdf uout )
Kuronaka likes tea. +1 for Kuronaka I love tea
Zero the robot enjoyer
alright, Iroha is gonna return Kuronaka's smartphone next time and I'll end it here :] twas a pleasure. transcending experience
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every now and then i remember the post finale tma fix it they lived on happily ever after fics and resist the urge 2 break something <3
#like bro do u know what a tragedy is <3 do u genuinely not understand what the point of us never finding out what happened to them was?#how important it was that jon + martin's possible last moments werent witnessed by the things that caused this to happen (the web + the eye)#like do u genuinely have no thoughts inside ur head except haha cute gay people <3 i will ignore the literal genre advertised from the start#i wont maintag this bc im not the type 2 swing at wasps nests but jesus fucking christ im so glad i stopped interacting w the fandom#wizardspeak#also so often they ignore the fact that jon deliberately chose to kill jonah like the man made a decision all on his own (?) let him have it#yes i read some of them back in march thought they were terrible even then but the Happy Chemicals Machine was still going :///#anyways. this could b more thoguht out but ive had a fucking Day lmao this is what u get
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god my like, literal singular Straight Best Friend who ive known since i was five is miserably texting me about her giant doomed crush on a girl she knows
i..........
how did i do that
#all of them. all of them#every close friend ive ever had.#she was. extremely straight. also. max str8 vibes#and then suddnely: Women#i love her & she seems generally happy about being bi despite the sadness of specific doomed crush experience#but also. fucking. wild#apparently i'm also the like only gay friend she has so im also the literal only person she's out to#which. im glad i can do that for her at least.#jesus christ wtf#box opener#im making this about me because ths is my blog lmao. also because i have a like. am i just full of. gay transposons?#spores??????????????????????????#i meet people. i befriend them. between 1 and 17 years later they have all become gay.
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What is that I hear? Episode 3 thoughtssss! + update on how my bingo card is going
First off im like 30 minutes late and I really wish I wasn't....anyway
Hes making a lil stack for tess 🥲
He gave ellie his jacket 😭😭😭
Ellie continually asking for a gun 👌👌👌
You ask alot of goddamn questions. -yes I do 🙂
THE ARCADE GAMEEEEE
Is there anything bad in here? -Just you. -Oh getting funnier (keep this joke going pleaseee)
Ellie what the fuck?!!! Do not go in there!
Id count ellie moving a dumpster, but honestly it wasn't joel
Tampons!
Get the fuck outta therrreeeeee
Ellie you fucking sadist, just kill it wtffffff
Joel you really should keep a better eye on her Jesus fucking christ
It the screen grab from the first reveal!!!
Flour! Flour! Flour! Flour! (PANCAKE MIX)
Outbreak Day! (Sep 26, happy bday joel)
Joel trying to protect ellie by trying to go around the mass grave so she wouldn't see it 🥲
Im not surprised at all, fuck fedra (dead people can't be infected...smh)
Ohhhh flashback!
Honestly reminds me, I hope we get to see Ish's story line
Ope! There's my paranoid Bill <3
Bills got a nice house damn, what do you think he did before the outbreak?
Im laughing so hard, this is 100% cannon Bill
I love that we are getting a montages of bill building up his town and its defenses lmao
Ooo do you think he's gonna teach Joel how to make a nail bomb like in the game?
I spy with my little eye a churchhhh
Me and Bill are kinda the same frfr alone and prepared 😌
And there's his traps
Not the "Dont Tread on Me" Flag, he's gay, not homophobic
Frank! My boy!!!I love him already (he better wear an ugly ass hawian shirt or im gonna riot!)
I love the hinting to the falling if the QZs
I already love them, im gonna read so much fanfic about these two <3
Bills gay lil stance with the hand gun lmao
Literally love at first sight for bill I will not hear otherwise
Hes giving frank a cute lil dinner date <3 <3
I cannot handle them, they better fuck this episode and im gonna cry when frank dies
Franks lil smile im screamingggggg
Theyre gayyyyyy istggggg
Bill is literally so fucking smitten
He can play piano 🥺🥺🥺...kinda lol
Bill made him stop bc he realizes he's getting too attached
Omg bills playing and singing nowww 🥲
The song is perfect foreshadowing omfg
Girl? Haha thats a queer frank
Literally screamingggggggg omfggg
Frank crying i cannot omfg
He didn't not just tell Bill to go take a shower 💀
Frank waiting in bed for bill these bitches are fuckingggggg
I literally told you it was love at first sight
Omg baby virgin bill is 👌👌👌
Squabbling like a true married couple
We are going to have friends. - Excuse me. (I love my recluse paranoid Bill)
Frank and Tess chatting too while Joel and Bill glower at each other 💀💀💀
Joel really speaks Bill's language lol
I love Joel trying to help Bill by warning him 🥺
Bill running just like me frfr
Bill really does love Frank omg
The strawberries omg
Older means we're still here. 🥺🥺🥺
Oh this episode is gonna rip my heart out, im not ready
Oh no! OH NO!
The dude on fire spinning i can't stop laughing and I shouldn't be
Bill talking like he's gonna die
Call Joel, he'll take care of you. 🥲
Theyre old men 🥲
He paints! And it looks like the concept art from the game!
Theyre so cute my heart is breaking
Cause this is my last day?! Wtf do you mean, frank???
But I've had more good days with you than anyone else. So just give me one more good day (sobbing)
We'll get married (nnoooo, I cant take this)
Frank has thought about this too much istg 🥲🥲🥲🥲
Igh i can't stop thinking about the radio in the first episode, what goes wrong?!
Im already sobbing
Theyre exchanging rings 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Bill made frank the same meal he made him the first time, im sobbbiiinnngggg
Of course Bill did it too
You were my purpose. I cannttttttt
Why do I get the feeling its only gonna work for Frank, that Bill is gonna live?
The music 🥲🥲🥲 (this is, or is similar to the one from the game right? The giraffe area?? I'm probably wrong, but ik its from the game)
I never liked you. Thats 100% bill 🥲
Im sobbing, you're sobbing, everyone's sobbing
Lol no battery
Ok nm Joel made one
Tommy!
The Rules!!!!!!!!!!
What you say goes.
Ughhhhh
He didn't reset the radio thats why the radio played 🥲
Ellie grabbing toilet paper lol
THE SHIRTTTTTTTT
Ellie leave the grandfather clock alone
Ope she found a gun
I have a flannel like the one Joel puts on 🙂🙂🙂 (he looks so fine <3)
Hey Ellie knew how to drive in the game!
The cassette :)
That ending shot 👌💗💗💗
WHERES THE GAY PORN?! Literally all I could mark on my bingo card this episode smh
I do like having literally all of Bill's section of the game different from the game, but I do miss Bill talking to himself, all his little notes to himself, and literally all of the highschool. Idk I just love how they handled Bill and Frank's relationship and we got to see Frank at all versus in the game we just find his body covered in bites.
Ok ok trailer for ep4:
Joel has coffee!
Hunters!!!!!!!
Who's that girl hunting Joel 👀
Anyway, updated bingo card-
Edit: forgot to mention red is ep1, yellow ep2. Music got crossed off twice bc I can and I love the music :)
As always if you wanna talk about the episode or have something you want written for Joel, my askbox is open!
Ok ok ok The Last of Us episode 1 thoughts below!
• CLIMATE CHANGE?! (Love that honestly)
• Not me sobbing at the intro (I HOPED they'd do something like the games intro so this was a perfect surprise)
• Joels shirt is inside out 😭 (ok noticed this before it was mentioned)
• Let the man have his coffee Sarah
• Gabriel as tommy?! Sounds almost identical omggg
• The neighbors 😭 (oh I understand now.....)(I like how they changed the changing/infected neighbor scene)
• Desert Storm???? 👀
• Sarah fixing the watch instead of getting him a new one 🥺
• Sarah's backpack is so cute omg
• The dog 🥲
• "Drugs. I sell hard-core drugs." Happy screams
• Joel and his shitty movies smh (hope this is ref later with ellie and joels movie nights)
• Dammit Tommy, jail, really??
• Yo wtf grandma. No joke the cordyceps out of her mouth?!?!?
• The truck scene was done so welllllllllll
• Jimmy's place!!!
• The planes (OMFG THE PLANE)
• Ooo the car crash separating them, I approve
• These bitches CREEPY (Love that they have no fine motor control)
• Joel begging 🥲🥲🥲
• That is infact a small child (😭😭😭)(🥲🥲🥲)
• DONT YOU TWENTY YEARS LATER ME YOU BITCHES (both 2014 Hannah and 2023 Hannah)
Sarah's death was sadder here and I stand by that
• The amount of time it takes to change depending on where your bit poster is 👌👌👌
• Joel doing actual work in the QZ is kinda really funny to me (sewer maintenance) (now this is more like it....wait drug dealing??)
• MUSICCCCCCCC
• HANGING?????? IN THE QZ??? BY FEDRA???
• Tess 🥰🥰🥰
• Ooo truck battery and not guns (what about your guy?- He answers to me FUCK YEAH HE DOES....WAIT oh fuck explosion! Well fuck you anyway Robert)
• ELLIE!! (SHE HAS HER EYEBROW SCAR! And her sense if humor) (veronica?) (unchain my child please)
• Oooo message operator! (TOMMY!) (Slavers 🤔)
• Joel planning a trip already is genius (wtf you doing drinking and doing pills?!)
• The watch 🥲
• Those walls are THIN or that baby is LOUD
• Marleneeeeeee
• I love all the yellow wires, ik in the game it was an obvious way to show you where to go, but u like that its been added to the show
• Oh damn, rip unnamed firefly Marlene talked too, you're dying in the capital (kim) (ope her ear)
• Tell me to look for the light and ill break your jaw 🥰🥰🥰
• Ellie getting water on her face lmao
• The knife 🥺
• Atleast the wrapped the handcuff so it wouldn't hurt her
• Don't talk about Riley bitch, I will fight you
• I like all the water dripping, good touch
• Joel talking construction 🥰🥰🥰
• Ok but that wallpaper in the hallway with the dead Robert, I want
• Well ellie you tried, but Joel is better
• Ellie is in fact feral, love her
• Give ellie her knife dammit (yes ellie I agree that was an asshole move)
• Ope don't mention Tommy
• What are they capable of?- alot ellie, alot
• You all talk it out but please remember I am bleeding out 😭😭😭
• God I love my husband
• Ellies shoes squishing 🤢
• Bill and Frank 🥺
• Your watch us broken 🥲
• Ok but why is all the wallpaper cute in this episode?!
• Ellie figuring out the radio code shes so smart i love her
• That door (or whatever you wanna call it) was hidden perfectly omg
• Worst time to take a piss (hahahahaha honestly fuck that guy)
• Pedro's eyes 😩 (oh fuck wait hes fucking that guy upppp)
• PTSD!!!
• THE RADIOOOOOOOOO
• THE RADIO AS IT PANS OVER THE CITY AND WE HEAR INFECTED?!? so good
• The trailer!
• The city landscapes 😩😩😩
• Frank!!!!
• There's no halfway with this, we finish what we started *indistinct screeching*
If you read all this PLEASE send me Joel thoughts, I wanna talk about my husband! Also if you want me to explain any of these ASK MEEEE!! Also, Also, I'll be doing this for every episode so if wanna be tagged in these just if be down 👉👈
#ooohhhhh man ep3 has me sobbing#how have they each week have me saying oh this is my fave episode#only to change it to the newest episode the very next sunday#ughhhh#tlou spoilers
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ok for the two (2) people who care abt this with me lmao
darlentina this ep (which was fucking named SISTERHOOD jesus fucking christ)
for context: regina was having nightmares about the snake lady whomkills ppl. (which is her, but she doesnt know that) then she was having dinner with her dad and the Dad is very sussy about the whole snake lady thing (she's called valentina btw). so, regina, ratteled by all this goes to find comfort. and where might that be, you ask? IN NARDA'S HOME.
SHE LITERALLY NEEDED COMFORT AND THE FIRST THING SHE DOES IS GO FIND NARDA'S HOUSE BECAUSE SHE THINKS NARDA AS HER SAFEPLACE DKDKD,DKSKS COULD THAT GET ANY GAYER???? NO? THINK AGAIN
this scene.
this scene is where narda's lola is going on about how narda "always highlights regina in all her stories" like. BITCH????
the whole scene screams 'your parents embarassing you in front of your crush' oh my god.
then this scene.
regina was like telling narda about her issues, how in the nightmares she's valentina (the snake lady who kills ppl). how her dad perhaps knows about this (im pretty sure she just thinks she's mentally ill) and that he prolly thinks she's crazy.
then narda cuts in. saying shit like "hey, come one. youre not that snake lady. have you seen her? she's a monster, youre not, i mean like, just look at youre hair, it's gorgeous." then she goes on and on and on complimenting regina. saying stuff like how regina's basically "missing wings on her back" and how she's "not only kind, but also humble." how she's "not just very beautiful, but a very good lawyer too. the president of the foundation, rich, very posh." how she's "there in their place but she's not snobbish about it." (ok i buckled while translating (what even is maarte in english lmao), not really 100% sure with the last bit but you get the point)
LIKE????? NARDA ALWAYS BRUSHING HER THUMBS OVEE REGINA'S KNUCKLES???? COME ON
anyway. that's not all.
the next day regina is talking about narda to her assisntant ali. saying things like how "there's something about her, that narda. i feel like i can trust her." and bout how she "didnt even notice that she's sharing a lot of personal stuff to her that no one else know." she emphasizes that there's "something" about her.
(which, story wise prolly bc she's a superhero and all that but for the sake of the gay and the subtext of this scene, let's just say the "something" is that regina's just gay for narda)
also: ali's face in this scene looks like "damn fucking gay bitches. always dragging me along with their gay shit." which is yeah, accurate.
and yeah for the rest of the ep, i got bored bc theres too much cop bastards on my screen (esp their cop friend which i fucking LOATHE), too much exposition that overall feels very rushed and goofy? (for me at least)
#darna#darlentina#reginarda#ok edit: forgot to add#narda basically thinks of regina as an angel???? l#like????#girl what
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i am VERY sorry for the rant and i usually manage to be patient but is anyone else getting so fed up with some saphne stans (on twitter especially) ??? like jesus christ i have seen some of their tweets sayin they were waiting for people to hate on jonny because he hasn’t talked about simone in his latest interview (and because people sent hate to regé for not talking about phoebe apparently at the time so jonny deserves the same treatment in their eyes) and im just like ???? it’s not jonny’s fault regé got hate? even if jonny or simone don’t talk about each other in a single interview, it doesn’t mean it’s something bad? and it’s kinda weird how the same rege stans say jonny is completely privileged when clearly being an openly gay man can be extremely dangerous because 80% of cis white straight people cannot accept diversity. i am just tired of these stans. all they do is being negative towards jonny (as if he could control how people perceive rege or him for that matter) or season 2 or kathony like…just drop it?? kate and anthony have always been popular so sending hate to the actors isn’t going to change things lmao. that said i am just going to block them at this point because istg they’re so tiring. so tiring and sorry for the rant lol.
Whaaaaat, I thought we had put Saphne stans behind us by now... isn't the Bridgerton twitter fandom like 90% polin stans?
This is total fucking bullshit. Regé or Jonathan would deserve to be criticised (emphasis on the word criticised, not being sent hate by trolls on twitter) if they were heavily prioritised in promotion over their co-stars, but as far as I remember both Regé and Phoebe have done individual covers and photoshoots, as well as a shared one for Vogue, so the hate is just absurd. As for Jonathan, the GQ photoshoot has literally been the first piece of promo either of the s02 leads have gotten so far. He definitely deserves it as the male lead, just like Regé before him!
I'd get criticism towards Nicola, who's become the face of the show in spite of being a secondary character and given covers in EW and Elle, but bashing Jonny for finally getting some visibility when he's been practically nonexistent in all the promo material for his and Simone's season?
Don't even get me started on how it's apparently cool to pretend gay men are just as privileged as your next straight dude (I wonder where that energy was when Luke N featured in the EW photoshoot even though he's a total rando at this point, being neither a protagonist or a particularly popular minor character).
If a few weeks pass and we don't see Simone getting a similar treatment and her own cover and photoshoots I'll be the first to call it out, but maybe just give it more than ONE DAY??
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pleASE SHE'S SEARCHING UP WHAT TO SAY TO SOMEONE GRIEVING A SUICIDE I AM SCREAMING
but all things considered. misty is so incredibly fucked up.
oh what is she doing. what the hell. let him take a shit in piece dude.
yk this whole highschool romance ending because yall survive a plane crash and do weird cannibalism shit and then later in life it ends bc yall are toxic and one of u commits suicide is. not the most hopeful of sentiments.
omg daddy issues ahaha
tfw ur highschool romance points a gun at u 😔😔😔
tfw ur highschool romance digs up his father's grave 😔😔😔
tfw u pry a ring off of ur highschool romance's dead father 😔😔😔
wow i have. daddy issues.
misty is so fucked in the head what is wrong with her oh my god she wants to be useful and liked and take care of ppl so bad and omg im just. what is wrong with her
oopsies is she pregnant. oops. oh no.
that trick or treat thing is soooo messed up oml
homegirl is faking her period with deer blood. i cannot.
gay ppl!!!!! shauna and jackie are just hsdjsfhdg.
nat attempting to light his dick on fire >>>>>
oH MY GOD GAY????????? WHAT????????? THEY WERE LIKE STARING AT EACH OTHER FOR 1 EPISODE AND NOW?????? TAISSA AND WHATEVER HER NAME WAS????????
laura lee. girlie. stop. also i can just imagine her passing out at taissa and van lmao.
sammy is freaking me out a little.
i hate straight ppl this needs to get gayer
oopsies ritual cult symbol thing
watch the tea be poisoned
girl u better not like coach. u better. listen to me. u are a child.
oh jesus christ. okay. lottie. girl. why are u speaking french??
WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAATTTT IN GODS NAME IM LITERALLY SCREAMING
fucking called it there's smth wrong with the tea
i'm sorry is laura lee. exorcising her????
pLS IF IT ISN'T WORKING THROW A BIBLE AT HER
MISTY. FUCK OFF. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. HE IS A GROWN MAN U ARE A CHILD.
IM SORRY WHAT??????????????????????
PEDOPHILIA. NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.
perhaps i should've read the tws. lmao. ahaha.
yeah no maybe i should've done that.
aw van no go upstairs u could be gay about it. or u could yk get possesed. u could do both?
oop she knows shauna is pregnant lmao
MISTY IS SOOOOO FUCKED UP WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER
and that's eps 4 and 5. what the hell.
against my better judgement i've started watching yellowjackets so let's see how this goes
could i care less about soccer. absolutely. but like. im watching it for the gay and the horror so i gotta suffer thru it
we are 4 minutes in why are they fucking stop it stop it
ooo gay ppl
oh shit her leg is fucked up
i am loosing track of characters already
uhm. what is shauna doing. girl. GIRL-
literally sobbing "if you cum inside me i will raise the baby out of spite and train it to become a killing machine that eventually hunts you down. got it?" i cannot rn
ooo paloma faith in the soundtrack slay
the jesus girl is pissing me off
oh shauna and the other girl are gayyy that is gayyy like yes she fucked her boyfriend so that's not good but like they have smth homoerotic going on
the future pov is rlly interesting narratively
oh. only 3 of them are left. okay. that's. something.
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A GUN?? okay nat is freaking me out
cannabalism? perhaps?
ok inciting incident slay
very very very glad i watched this after i was done travelling bc otherwise i would not be able to handle takeoff without crying
and that's ep 1!! very much enjoying this
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Season 8 episode 1
- here we go again
- “one year later” BITCH IM SORRY W H A T
- oh hi Dean
- 3 minutes in I have a couple questions 1. WHERE THE FUCK IS CASTIEL and 2. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
- Dean what are you doing
- Is this Benny?? IS THIS BENNY?!!
- FUCK YEAH
^ very pretty I like it
- I love it when Sam and Dean get reunited
- “I saw enough.” Oh I do not like this at all give Cas back please
- “I don’t hunt anymore.” Someone should make a list of all the times they try to quit
- Dean stop being so salty Jesus Christ
- god poor Kevin
- Sam’s hair got very long
- ooo purgatory flashback
-“where’s the angel?” *pain intensifies*
- “you don’t take a joint from a guy named Don and there’s no dogs in the car!” Those are some very specific rules
- Amelia?
- “there was something about being there that felt pure.” he was literally just looking for Cas. And that felt pure
- oh she’s a demon
- Kevin got a haircut
- there are a lot of flashbacks in this episode
- Crowley just standing with goats lmao
- YES KEVIN THATS AWESOME
- “you know I’m not gay right?” Was that really necessary
- I love Dean’s purgatory sword
- “you’re the one who uses too much teeth right?” WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY
- I really need to stop forgetting Crowley’s evil
- “look Benny, what we did down there was what we had to do.” I’m not gonna read into it, I’m not gonna read into it, I’m not gon
- so is the only Cas this season from flashbacks?? How did I not know about that?
#castiel#dean winchester#supernatural#dean and sam#destiel#sam winchester#spn#supernatural thoughts#sam and dean#spn thoughts#crowley spn#spn crowley#supernatural season 8#spn season 8#deanbenny#deancas
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some of my favorite answers to my spn uquiz
I wish I could explain my complex destiel feelings
SUPERNATURAL IS THE WORST YET BEST SHOW EVER AND I HATE THAT
Can PTSD be caused by TV show? I think I need therapy
with every passing day the spn finale fills me with more and more rage. the negative emotion i feel towards it is literally indescribable
That fuckin danglers and tacos series of tweets haunts me I don't know if I'll recover from that
justice for the blurry wife
carving rhyming couplets about the color of his eyes under the loose floorbard in your room, praying on your knees for forgiveness under the halo of the neon gods, blessing children with incurable illness and killing all the evil under the moon
EVERY OTHER TIME CAS WENT MISSING DEAN WENT FERAL AND THEY JUST. FORGOT. ABOUT HIM. I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING.
bro i just want some gay representation i am so tired of the bury your gays trope
I’m not good at writing but I know for sure there should’ve been a destiel kiss or a F*CKING WEDDING!!!!
yes hi i have no fucking clue what spn is, i just want a show to watch. i am an outsider looking into a chaotic mosaic and laughing. also what the fuck that is the worst way to end a fucking show jesus goddamn christ on a damn hockey stick, im so sorry this happened to your show.
bro I have eldest daughter syndrome so take a wild guess which character I relate to most. Lmao it’s actually both Dean AND Cas so I’m suffering
what if when cas and dean retire they (or at least cas) learn how to bake and open a bakery and pies are his specialty. this has probably been thought of a million times but whatever lol
oh my god the finale sucked so muuuuuch.
I wanted to see cas raw dean in the back of the Impala
My four-year-old niece could have written a better finale and that's the real tea.
Still beautiful; Still Fandom ie found family
Cas makes my heart go úwù
Why did every main cast member have to be a white man? Where's the diversity? The taste?
bro hamlet and horatio didn’t deserve the end they got, but at least it fit the story. Dean and Cas didn’t even get that lmao
I baked gingerbread cookies shaped like Sam, Dean, and Cas.
#spn#supernatural#destiel#spn finale#supernatural finale#destielgate#HEEEEEAT OF THE MOMENT#deancas#this better get me a ton of notes
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