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jckeperalta · 2 years ago
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today i randomly opened my old laptop and went through my photos from the uni years, ruined my mood and i feel like i'm living in a nightmare 👍
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universalsatan · 1 year ago
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how am i supposed to collect my gay little shows when i am sleeby and work and have to rewatch the multi-seasoned shows i literally just finished
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420technoblazeit · 2 years ago
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anyway masterlist of responses to ppl's random messages on this form
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hunters grab ur salt or hwatever. call my blog the winchesters bc we're time traveling in this fuckin car
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IS HTIS WHY MY POLLS KEEP GETTING WEIRDLY SKEWED. GOD. FINE ILL ADD A 'DID NOT WATCH SUPERNATURAL' OPTION
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im about to write a fix it where htey bring back crowley bc everything the writer's team did post-his death made me so goddamn angry. he adn cas die in the same episode and theyre like teehee. the antichrist brought cas back but not him bc idk. cas is Special. adn then they dont let rowena resurrect him im so alskdhgsadgasdgsadglhaldga
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oh fukc are there angel robots in this. i keep making posts about gabriel spn adn people mistake it for ultrakill mayb i WILL play htis
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i cant explain but like. hte type of cat that's black and white but the black adn white kinda meld together yk what im saying? lik,e an oreo milkshake
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i handed in two of my final assignmetns last night so hopefully soon! im hella behind in one of my classes htough so we'll see
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ive stayed up till 3 about 3 times in hte last 5 days. one of htose was bc the spn season 1 finale was a two parter adn i forgot and wanted to get to hte part where they got hit by the truck, another was bc i got really into a session of apex legedns, and the third was bc i had a final assignmetn and pissed away the rest of the day spn postign so. i think ur right
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hwy are you the coolest person here what the fukc. like omg what's ur numberrrrrrrrr
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WOE, DISCREET SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE IN MY MINECRAFT SMP BE UPON YE. it's a good nickname htough c!aster uses nicknames all the time for ppl anyway lmao. we've already got old man for sleep, princey for lux, dog breath for kota, etc etc. it fits
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so fuckign true broski n boy am i having a time. i bought a crowley print a couple weeks ago but hte shipping for a print was too much money so i just bought a bigass sticker adn ykw. it worked. i also found out htat the artist now draws apex legends so im winning here
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holy shit wait is htis just. literally a copy of super smash bros fuck yeah ill play that what the hell. why didtn u tell me about this sooner
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this was on hte submission for judas. um,,,,, ,,, yeas
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no youer so right. somebody did send a drawign in the drawing box of like. their little furry oc with hearts saying 'kys' adn i laughed so fucking hard at it. i didtn post it bc i wasnt sure if they were serious or not, i assume htey werent considering how cutesy it was but uh. yeha
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sedn it to me im srs. i used to be hte biggest sabriel shipper back in the day before my brain apparently decided that angsty drowley shippign is superior. i love gabe though he's my fave
also im not puttign it here but someone sent a monologue? from somethign called fictional googology???? ??
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LISTEN BITHC. WHEN QSMP GET'S HTE LORE ROLLING ILL DO IT. OR MAYBE GO TAKE A LOOK AT MY FUCKIGN BLOCK PEOPLE U EVER HTINK ABOUT THAT??? ?? anwyay im gonna b on wynne's vault hunters server u should go check them out n give them a follow theyre really cool
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jesus fucking hcirst. u might as well just shoot me in hte leg dog
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carryoncastiel · 2 years ago
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Ich habe 3.821 Mal im Jahr 2022 etwas gepostet
30 Einträge erstellt (1%)
3.791 Einträge gerebloggt (99%)
Blogs, die ich am häufigsten gerebloggt habe:
@wigglebox
@becauseofthebowties
@doctorprofessorsong
@ne8ula
@alwaysanoriginal
Ich habe 3.110 meiner Einträge im Jahr 2022 getaggt
Nur 19% meiner Einträge hatten keine Tags
#jensen ackles – 367 Einträge
#misha collins – 311 Einträge
#destiel – 249 Einträge
#spn convention – 209 Einträge
#spnwin – 182 Einträge
#video – 169 Einträge
#destiel fanart – 160 Einträge
#wwdits – 154 Einträge
#spn fanart – 131 Einträge
#castiel – 121 Einträge
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#there was so much flip flopping afterwards about him not being in it or maybe he was but no he was supposed to but then not because covid
Meine Top-Einträge im Jahr 2022:
#5
Okay folks, since we're approaching October and that means the release of The Winchesters I want to make something very clear:
I am excited about this prequel. I'm looking forward to finding out what happened to John and Mary before they apparently got mind wiped and forgot everything. I wanna see Carlos and Latika and all the other new (and old?) characters we're gonna meet.
Maybe it's gonna suck, maybe it's gonna be amazing. We don't know that yet. But I am here to see it for myself.
Now here's the thing:
No one is forcing you to be excited about this show.
No one is forcing you to watch it.
If you've already decided it's gonna suck and you're gonna hate it - good for you. Make an anti tag and shit on it to your heart's contend in a little corner where I don't have to see it.
But I'm already annoyed at people reblogging posts about the show, from blogs who are obviously excited, and saying in the tags how much it's gonna suck.
Let me remind y'all that we can all see your tags. And it's incredibly rude when you just want to be enjoying something and people instead of just ignoring your post feel the need to constantly remind you that they hate it.
I'm gonna be using the #spnwin tag for all The Winchesters posts. So you can block that tag, unfollow me or I will block you next time you think I wanna hear your shit talk.
Thanks and have a good day.
213 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 7. September 2022
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Don’t know about you but I really like how the title looks
214 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 19. Mai 2022
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Folks, what are we using as an abbreviation of The Winchesters? tw is kinda impractical 😅
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Nothing but the truth (x)
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Meine #1 des Jahres 2022
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Vollständigen Eintrag ansehen
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Hol dir deinen Tumblr-Jahresrückblick 2022 →
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golden-bubblebee · 15 days ago
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Bubbles watches SPN pt 6
Season 3 babey
Annotations, commentary and thoughts under the cut
NOT IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW IN FRONT OF HIM???? (Dean having sex in front of the window where sam is sitting in the car, basically watching him)
Sam, park the car somewhere elseee
Noo dean is actually sad that Ben isnt his
Why is Gordon such a little bitch spreading misinformation
Nah, they can't just do this over a police phone 'sam winchester must die' you guys know they listen in to these conversations right???
Dean: we have a magical rabbit food that brings actual luck
Also Dean: sam before we figure out how to put it back in the box, you gotta win the lotto a couple times
Oh my god I fucking love her (Bela)
FYI WINCHESTER, WORDS HURT HAHAHA
Oh my god dean you do like, an exorcism weekly
How have you not memorised it by now
Has no one told this boy how to hold a pen
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OMFG HAHAHAH I THOUGHT HE WAS NOTING DOWN BULLET POINTS
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Nah Nah
You are NOT telling me that this is an hansel und gretel episode
It fucking is isnt it
Shes feeding em
I really don't like Dean's suicidal attitude
Get that boy some antidepressiva
Dean youre not fucking 'going away' you will be dead, send to hell, and suffer fot all eternity
Why do I feel like Bela had an abortion
Nah what kinda notebook is that that it can be sopping wet and they can still read from it
DEAN YOU MASSIVE ASSHOLE
DEAN BEING SUCH A DAD TEACHING SAM HOW TO FIX THE CAR
Also very heartbreaking cuz its him saying goodbye
OH MY GOD ITS MY FIRST SUPERNAT SPECIAL
Omg teenage dean is so very much Dean
'Who do we move around so much'
*uses the same childhood home set as last time*
Oh dean my sweet deeply traumatised boy
I appreciate that the anti santa doesnt eat kids
Just leaves em traumatised for the rest of their life
AMEN TO SAM TEACHING THE FOLKS THE TRUTH ABT SANTA
Oh my god obsessed with the pagan gods
Dean is being killed and goes 'you want me to say fudge instead of fuck? Fine!"
Obsessed with them
Also, how have I only now noticed the very comical sound of 'hitting someone' they use
Nooo not little baby dean lying about their father for christmas
100% john did not show up
Where did baby dean get the money
Welp nvm, some kids round the block having a real sad xmas
Now my bad memory wants to know if hes really been wearing that necklace the whole show, or just now. Also couldn't see what it was
Bc to me it looked like a rotissery chicken, but Im taking a wild guess That that's wrong
NOT SAM PUTTING A FRIGGING ARBRE MAGIQUE IN THE XMAS TREE
THREE OF THEM OMFG THAT MUST SMELL HORRID HAHAHHAA
Nah getting your brother porn mags as a christmas gift is another example of unhealthy boundaries
That reaction (to getting the mags) is so un-sam like it's upsetting and funny at once
IM NOT CRYING UR CRYING
I really need Dean and Ruby to have some real good hate sex
Bela really said 'you called, sam?'
This will be too funny if dean is round the corner and walks in now
Nah my guy is either dreaming or on the dream root
NOOO
Having dean yell 'sam wake up' translate in the dream to Bela moaning 'oh sam' is actually so rat of the producers
DEAN YOU DONT INQUIRE AFTER YOUR BROTHERS WET DREAM
Not Sam needing to check his boner status first💀
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Sam is killing me
Dean literally dreaming of a normal life breaks my heaaartyy
Why did seeing Dean like this genuinly make me happy
Crying at these sandwich prices
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WHAT THE FUCK
Dean Death count: 6
OH MY GOD ITS A TIMELOOP EPISOOOODEEEEEEEE
I eat that shit uppp
DEAN DEATH COUNT: 7
WHAT TVE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Did not see that coming
They really yeeted that boi
Dean death count: 8
I fucking knew he was gonna choke on that sausage
Dean death count:9
HAHAHAH THE SCREAM FROM THE SHOWER
Dean death count: 10
He gets poisoneeed
Dean death count:11
IM DYING THE AXE SCENEEE
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Dean death count: 105 (as told by sam)
106
The music played but dean didnt die??? I feel like a confused pavlovs dog not getting a treat
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WHAY DO YOU MEAN SIX MONTHS LATER
Omg the trunk got ✨fancy✨
I dont like sam turning into John dickchester
It makes my heart go auch
Wait??? Did he just release sam??? No no I need to see them kill the trickster pr I wont trust anyhting anymore every
I'll be watching the next episode waiting for the trick
Surely sam has some absolute paranoia now
Ellaaaa! (From Lucifer. In spn known as Nancy)
I will not lie, the fbi guy? Love him. I need a spinoff of him going insane tryna catch our boys
Shoutout to Sam for knowing the ex-demon (what do you call it?? Extorsion?? Extrusions? Excursion???) Out of his head
'Alright don't be such a wuss' MA'AM YOUR BROTHER JUST GOT -SHOT-
Like i know we saw him tying up his own bullet wounds in the trickster world, but Sam be so fr rn
Nooo I liked fbi guy
FBI GUY!!!! WAGGING MY TAIL LIKE A PUPPYYY'
I uh. I shot the sherrif'
'But you didn't shoot the deputy' HAHAHAHAHHA DEAAAAN LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM JAHAH
I have strong suspiciouns of our Dear Nancy ella being possesed
Ruby is absolutely growing on me omfg i love her
The fact that none of the demons killed ruby for helping them makes me think shes insanely powerful
'When this is over, I'm gonna have so much sex. ... But not with you' HAHAHHAHAHAHAH NANCY I LOVE YOU
LITLITH NO IM ENMOTIONALLY ATTACHED NOW
WHY AM I CRYING OVER NANCY I BARELY KNEW HER
Not the crappy gostbusters song HAHAH
'Gostfacers, we face de ghosts when you do not!'
THE FAKE SLOWMO WALK
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Please tell me people ship these two
The fact that they had to specify they could have sex with girls makes them very shippable
I love her
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So many great female characters why can none of them stick
Omg I would so watch 'the ghostfacers'
Love how theyre all like 'shh be quiet' and winchesters pull up music blaring
He's so real for this
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Dean death count: 108
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actiongirlmary-archived · 4 years ago
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alright here we go season 1 episode 1 - for background about how little i know about supernatural: i didn’t know that dean was the older one until the opening scene here we go
- okay who did the music for this show? my eventual murderer??
- “what would you do without me?” she’s gonna die isn’t she
- “dad let you go on a hunting trip by yourself?” i can’t believe youve done this meets shocked pikacho face “im 26 dude”
- why does dean look like he’s wearing eyeliner in every single scene
- “no chick flick moments” “aight. jerk.” “bitch” love me some realistic sibling interactions
- “fake badge, fake credit car, got anything that’s real?” i love dean
- jensen ackles ten outta ten acting seriously that look????
- THIS MUSIC?????
- sam’s acting TOO????? THE HELL
- okay now i get why my mom never let me watch this show ten year old me would’ve died point blank
- “i’ll tell you another thing: if u screwed up my car? i’ll kill you”
- fucking CALLED IT
- final thoughts: very thank ava very appreciate this is all your fault
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ariluvsusm · 2 years ago
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latte- azriel
description: short filler fluff, azriel gets back from a mission and just wants to spend time with you, so you go on a cute date (like normal people)
warnings: fluff, female reader, a few sexual implications and jokes
-a/n: i wrote this so fast but i just wanted to publish something 😭 sorry for being inactive!! im busy with school. i’m working on two requests rn and will have them published by this weekend (a spn one and a tog one!!). please give me requests!! i will literally write ANYTHING you request (including smut) but i just need prompts!! i’m having severe writers block.
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you sigh quietly, putting down your fork.
“missing loverboy, y/n?” cassian asks.
you and the inner circle, save for azriel, are having breakfast at the townhouse. rhys insisted upon making you all breakfast, like the mother hen he truly is. it’s really good… you just wish azriel were back from his mission.
“shut up, ass-ian.” you shoot back.
“yeah, shut up assian!” rhys sarcastically echoes in a high voice, an amused smirk on his face.
“you know what, rhys? if you could use your dark scary night powers and make him come home that would be helpful.” you joke.
“i can’t do that but i can make you an exact replica of him out of night that functions and everything.” rhys jokes, stuffing half a pancake in his mouth and then downing chocolate milk. like a child.
you laugh. “okay, what’s the price? my soul? my youth? i’ll take it!”
the entire table breaks out in laughter.
“well, if i were you, i’d ask amren to make me an anti-azriel. she seems like she’d know how to do that,” mor says through laughter.
amren smiles, smiles, evilly at you. you stop laughing and look at her, gaping, slightly terrified.
and she breaks into laughter.
“your face!” she says through bouts of laughter.
the rest of the inner circle just looks at her, mouths slightly open, forks halfway to their destinations, waiting for amren to damn them to hell or something.
“at least someone’s in a good mood,” cassian grumbles.
the conversation topic changes, now discussing books and the library. but you just stay quiet- you miss him so bad. and you can’t help but wonder and pray that he comes home unscathed. you know that’s he’s the best spy in prythian, and a skilled warrior, but you still worry. finally, you hear the front door open, and you bound through the house, flinging yourself into the arms of the golden skinned, hazel eyed man in the doorway. he spins you around.
the rest of the inner circle, except for amren, show up a moment later- laughing at your eagerness. but you don’t let go.
“i missed you so much.” you murmur into his neck, breathing in his scent. he squeezes you.
“and i you.” he mutters.
“gross,” cassian says, scoffing.
“leave them be,” rhys says. “after your… reunion, come find me and we’ll do the paperwork.” he leaves, and you turn your head, now looking at mor, the last remaining one in the doorway. she just winks and leaves.
you were about to ask az why the hell you guys weren’t in the bedroom yet, when he starts.
“y/n… let’s go on a date.” he says. “i just… i just want to be a normal male and female.”
you were about to object, when he gives you a pointed look.
“i can bed you later…” he says quietly against your neck. and that’s all it takes for you to agree.
“i’m gonna go bathe. why don’t you go get ready?”
so you go back up to you and azriel’s room to get ready. although, you’d rather be up against a wall, or pinned to the bed, or hell, even on the floor under azriel.
you put on a casual date outfit- for the night court, at least. loose, high-waisted lilac pants that sway when you walk, and a matching long-sleeved, deep v-neck top that shows off your cleavage and cuts off to reveal your midriff. you put silver jewelry, dab some oil on your lips, and line your eyes with kohl. finally, you’re ready.
azriel had just come out of the bath when you’d slipped on your flats- so you watched him on the bed while he got ready. his muscled, toned back and majestic wings flex as he slips on some undershorts and pants. he turns around to see you ogling at him.
“like what you see?” he jokes.
“why do we have to go on this date?” you groaned. “i can think of a hundred other things i’d rather do with you. in this house. in this room.”
a flash of something crosses his eyes.
“i don’t know, y/n, i just want to be a little more… domestic. i- it’s like i’m a beast all of the time. i just want to go on a coffee date with my female.” he turns around and slips on a shirt.
you hop of the bed, hugging him from behind. it doesn’t exactly work- you are quite a bit shorter than him, and his wings prevent you from wrapping all the way around. stupid gigantic illyrian male.
“i know, az. i understand. now get dressed so we can go!” you say before giving him a half-heated pinch on his side. he relaxes- just a bit.
you walk down the hallway and into the sitting room, where for some reason, the entire inner circle is waiting. they look at you in surprise.
“what are you doing out here?” cass asks.
“this is… my house too?” you reply.
“shouldn’t you be in there with him… doing… stuff?” he prods. again.
“we’re going on a date.” you say over your shoulder, azriel holding your hand.
“oh, build the tension a little, so when you get back you can fu-“
mor cuts him off. “shut up, cassian.” and then she calls after you and azriel, “you two have fun!” he insists on flying you into town, of course. illyrian males need female validation.
you’re in the sky, looking down upon the town, wrapped safely in his arms, when he tells you.
“one of my males lost his mate,” he almost whispers. you look up at him. you know he’s referring to the spies he was commanding on the mission- the ones who are in training.
“oh, azriel, that is just awful.” before you can say more, he continues.
“it broke him completely. he… he didn’t make it out of his tent that night, the night that they told him. that- that bond… i… i just wanted to spend some actual time with you. wholesome bonding time.” he murmurs.
you look up at him as best as you can. a few moments pass before you assure him,
“of course, az. i understand. i’m happy to spend this time with you.”
after a few more seconds, he continues flying.
“okay, but… wholesome bonding time?” you laugh.
“was not clear enough?”
“no, it’s just not very azriel-esque.”
“what other choice did i have?” his laugh a deep rumble, and music to your ears. “was i supposed to bed you first and than say ‘oh, y/n! put your clothes back on, damn it, we’re gonna go get coffee’?”
“i mean….” you jokingly trail off.
before you land, he stills in the air. you look up at him, a question in your eyes, and when he meets your gaze your breath hitches. a new look- a different one than you’ve ever seen. affectionate, awe-filled. it softens his features. a smile lights up your face before you can help it, and he smiles back. a smile that reaches his eyes and shows his teeth. you couldn’t be happier.
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soon, your arms are linked, walking down the streets of velaris, towards the cafe you and the inner circle frequent. the barista, a young brunette female with a kind smile and kinder eyes, looks up from the latte she’s preparing and greets you.
“hey, yana.” you call, walking up to the bar and sitting down.
“you two look cute,” she smiles, “what can i make for you today?”
immediately, azriel answers with your favorite coffee. he orders himself a regular black coffee, also going for a plate of pastries- your favorite. you can’t help it- you feel so loved, so cared for. although it’s a small thing, it somehow fills your heart. when she walks away, you peck him on the cheek.
“so what’s going on with the rest of them?” he asks you.
“you mean the rest of our family? your wonderful brothers and sisters?”
“sister, and amren.”
you slap his arm. “amren has earned the right to be your sister.”
“that doesn’t stop her from scaring the absolute shit out of me.”
“that’s just the true older sister spirit.”
he laughs, looking down at you. yana is making your order now, having already placed azriels black coffee in front of him. everything is perfect in this moment. azriel is happy and home, you’re happy, you’re both unharmed. you kiss him- on the lips this time- and smile up at him.
“what is that for? am i just so lucky?”
“i love you so much. thank you for being so wonderful.”
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-a/n (again lmao): this was so cheesy but 😭😭😭😭 at least im getting better? i just wanted y’all to know i’m alive LMAOOO… and that im going to be publishing good things soon :)
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autisticandroids · 4 years ago
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ok lemme get comfy in the armchair. sorry for the incoming word vomit. uhhhh im mostly indifferent on cas ngl? i feel like most of my enjoyment of spn is bc i only really care about dean and like i only watch spn for him primarily and then his relationship with sam secondarily and im mostly eh on everyone else dhfhf ive seen nearly the entire series and i have enjoyed it but its not something im hella obsessed with? like dndnd idk nobody appeals to me or really stays put in my mind except for dean. as for casdean i dont mind it and i can see why its so big bc its literally canon and like occassionally ill read fics with them and certain elements of their relationship are interesting to me but im not invested in it? part of me not being as into it is that its hella saturated too and everywhere so its kinda annoying after a while dndn like ive got deancas/destiel black listed bc its just everywhere dnfn (its interesting to see which posts of urs are actually blocked and not tho even tho its all deancas) irdk what to say to explain this dbdbf tbh the only casdean i ship is endverse casdean. also if this offers up any more info i dont really like sam either?? oh no im gonna be Diagnosed™ with Dean Girl, lemme be clear ik deans hella bad sndhfh tbh me not shipping casdean is also probably due to me shipping wincest and like compared to how fucked up sam and deans relationship is and all the layers vs casdean wincest is gonna win for me but like i ship other ships involving them so idk why casdeans off limits?? idk dhfh have fun inspecting my word vomit lmao
huh. i mean if i was into wincest i wouldn’t be into destiel either lmao, that makes perfect sense.
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missjackil · 4 years ago
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My 15x18 Opinion
`*WARNING: This review is by far more critical of the show, writers, and actors than I have been before. Enter at your own risk*
Despair
Well the name definitely fits! Where do I begin? 
Okay not gonna lie, Im LIVID!! Thsi episode felt like a punch in the gut! I have said many times that the show ending, to me, will feel like someone Ive loved with all my heart for years is dying. Well in a matter of one episode, that changed to it feeling like someone Ive loved with all  my heart for years, is dumping me via text message, telling me he’s banging my sister! It still hurts, it crushes my very soul but for the wrong reasons.
Im gonna hit the big smelly elephant in the room first and ask WTF were they thinking??  Its not bad enough that Cas tells Dean he loves him, which thankfully Dean didnt return (he’s still straight guys!) but it was maybe the worst speech Ive heard on the show! Nothing he said would make anyone happy, so that was bullshit. “You’re the most selfess loving person Ive ever known” Oh yeah Cas? Did you forget Sam? It appears you did. And this is NOT me dumping on Dean at all, Im just gonna state facts. Who has been the most kind, forgiving, loving person TO Cas? Even after Mary died and Dean was blaming Cas (”You’re dead to me!”) Sam was there to say “It wasn’t just Cas” and kept texting him to make sure he was okay. And honestly is Dean MORE selfless than Sam? I dont think so. Sure Dean gave up his childhood for Sam, I’ll give him that, but Sam gave up his adulthood for Dean, and they both gave up life for each other, and the world so, fuck that noise right in the face!
Now lets just rub some rocksalt in that wound and refrain from even giving Sam a meaningful scene with Cas even if he wasnt going to be there when he got Emptied. Jack got one, not Sam though. Thats bullshit!
Also fuck this Sam and Eilleen shit. Im not even confident she’s “gone” because she got sucked away with the others and we know Bobby at least still has another scene, and according to IMDB so does Donna and Charlie. So they may alll just come back. and even if we dont SEE Eileen maybe we just get super happy Sam now that his girlfriend is alive and whats that? Next week they find a DOG???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? Wait, thats not all, remember Cas still has some shit with Uriel to do, so dont even count his feathered ass gone yet either! 
The bloody handprint on Dean’s jacket....😣🤢🤮
The story itself this episode was realy bad too, too much back and forth, “is he dead or alive? Is she dying or not? Are we gonna open the God book or what? Did these peope die or just “go away” like Becky? Maybe this will all be answered before we’re done but still it was annoying and messy.
Were there any good parts you ask? Yes, I did like the bro hug. Not WHY we got a bro hug but it was nice and Sam gave a heart felt “be careful” to Dean and I liked Dean’s reasuring touch. I also like that Dean apologized to Sam for last week and as Sam was being all “Dean... you dont need to...” Dean reminded him “I pulled a gun on you” and Sam was looking like “Oh yeah.... theres that” letting us know Sam still felt it. That’s all, the rest sucked balls in the worst way.
The Walker promo airing during this felt weird, like Jared is cheating on SPN... or banging my sister... oh yeah, there’s that analogy again!
Let me say this y’all and then you can agree, disagree, block me, unfollow me, send me Asks or messages if you want, I wont bite, but if this show ends bad I think I’ll be most pissed at Jared, That’s right I said it. Why? Because J2 have been very open and vocal that Jared liked the ending right away but Jensen didnt. If Jared also had problems with the ending, they could have said “nope” and yes, they could have, they’re not simply puppets on a string that have to do whatever TPTB tell them to. They’re the most important part of the entire franchize, no one benefits by pissing them off. So Jensen didnt like the ending and went to Kripke to see what he thought and Kripke said he couldn’t have written a better one, but lets remember that Kripke left with Dean with a girl and a kid, and Sam alone. Are we getting Sam with a girl and a dog, and Dean alone? 
Im supposed to go to convention in July... I dont think I can bring myself to go if the end sucks. I want to be able to tell J2 I miss them, I dont want to be pissed they allowed a shitty ending to happen. 
For the first time I am no longer convinced they’ll have the guys go out together. Either by death or driving off into the sunset. I don’t know what to do with that and Im not Okay.
So on a scale of Bloodlines to Lebanon, I give Despair a 2. Im a little horrified I have to watch it again when my friend comes over to get caught up. 
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generallynerdy · 5 years ago
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Wings (Lucifer X F!Soulmate!Reader)
Summary: Lucifer is upset about getting his powers taken away. As (Y/N) goes to cheer him up, she finds out that seeing an angel’s wings is apparently not normal.
Requested by @kat-the-kit: Or maybe a Lucifer X Reader where Luci is pouting for getting his powers taken away but Reader cheers him up. Oooooo!!! And she can see his wings (Soulmate AU is life!!!) But doesn't say anything because no one else says something so she thinks it's like a respect thing! Please? (Sorry if I rambled too much!😅)
Key: (Y/N) - your name Warnings: Lucifer is a Good Guy AU (not excusing canon actions. If u dont like, dont read), cursing probably, garbage writing bc im exhausted Word Count: 923
Note: whats supernatural? I stopped watching at the end of s14 and still havent caught up bc i heard some shit that,,,,made me upsetti. Nonetheless, have some lucifer. I know this was probably referring to a certain episode where lucifers powers were lacking w/anael and all that but,,,i hope this is ok? Idk, im just trying to get through these requests.
    “Luci? Luci!”
    (Y/N) called out for her archangel friend, Lucifer, oddly enough, as she wandered through the bunker. Sam, Dean, and Cas were out on a hunt, leaving her and the devil to hang out.
    It was probably the weirdest thing on the planet to be able to say you’re friends with Satan. (Y/N) could say it and actually mean it, while other people would be sent to an asylum.
    Lucifer was the best friend she’d ever had, weirdly enough. He was there to talk when she needed it, even there to listen, though he wasn’t always the best at that part. He almost killed a guy for catcalling her once, so that was nice. 
(Y/N) had to admit that Lucifer was...a little more jealous than a normal friend would be. She tried not to dwell on it too much. Even thinking that way about him could be dangerous. 
He was Satan!
But Satan was late for their movie night and (Y/N) was upset.
“Luci! Where the hell are you!?” She shouted down the halls before realising what she’d said. “Okay! I didn’t make that pun on purpose! Don’t hate me!”
From Lucifer’s room, the door of which was ajar, she heard a muffled snort.
Following the sound, (Y/N) peeked into the room to see a huffy archangel laying on his bed. His brilliantly white wings were around him like blankets, keeping him warm. The sensation of being cold was relatively new to him, seeing as he had just recently lost his powers. Everything human was new to him.
The only way you could tell him apart from a normal person was when his eyes flickered red if he got angry. Plus, his wings. Oh, his beautiful, beautiful wings.
(Y/N) had always wanted to compliment him on them, to maybe feel the feathers. She wondered if angels’ wings were soft. Of course, he was a fallen angel, so maybe his weren’t. Maybe angels didn’t have soft wings at all. It wasn’t as if she could ask Lucifer if she could feel his wings. Nobody ever mentioned them, not even Castiel. 
It was a sign of respect, so she thought, to not go inquiring about his added appendages. She wondered why he always showed them, while Cas chose not to. Maybe he was ashamed of his. What she didn’t consider was that maybe nobody else could see Lucifer’s wings.
“There you are!” She exclaimed as she entered. “Running from the Lion King again, are we? I won’t tell Dean you cried.”
“I hate you,” he murmured from under his wings.
She grinned. “There’s the same old Satan. Move over.”
Lucifer reluctantly did as she asked, scooting over on the bed and parting his wings so that she could join him in laying down.
“Hiya,” she greeted teasingly. “Pouting?”
“I’m not pouting,” he huffed. “I’m grieving. Big difference. One is immature and one is more regal, not to mention better for my reputation.”
She rolled her eyes. “Reputation? In this bunker? Please.”
“You’re not helping.” Satan sighed, laying his head down and staring into space beyond (Y/N)’s shoulder. “A few weeks ago, I was the all powerful Light Bringer. Nobody would dare come within 20 feet of me, not in Heaven or Hell. Now, here I am, reduced to Lion King and broken heating units.”
(Y/N) snorted in amusement. “Luci--” she drawled.
“Don’t start. I know I’m stupid.”
“You’re not stupid,” she said firmly. “Adjusting to being human is hard. It isn’t all drinking beer and hunting monsters, as much as the Winchesters would like to think it is.”
Luci eyed her curiously. “No, sometimes it’s crying at animated cats.”
“Not gonna lie,” she started with a smirk, “That’s a little more human than I was expecting.”
He groaned. “You’re the worst.” He went to block his view of her with his wings, but she smacked them back.
“Please, I’m your favourite human!” She scoffed, before seeing the look on his face.
Lucifer was almost...aghast. Confused was more like it, but there was an air of awe about him as he looked at her. “Did you just-- hit my wing?”
“Yeah. Sorry, did it hurt?” (Y/N) asked, frowning.
“You can see my wings?” He questioned a little louder. “You can see them?”
She nodded hesitantly. “Of course, I can see your wings. Who can’t? They’re massive.” At his pause, she gawked. “Am I not supposed to see them?”
Instead of answering, Lucifer pushed himself forward, meeting her lips with his.
When he drew away, (Y/N) was sputtering. “What was that?”
“I knew it was you,” he said with a devilish smile. Er--
“Knew it was me? What’s that supposed to mean? Why’d you do that?” (Y/N) questioned, words flowing out of her mouth like she was drunk. “I mean, not that I’m complaining, because that was amazing, but what the hell?”
Lucifer shushed her. “(Y/N), nobody can see an angel’s wings. Except their Soulmate.”
“Their--?” She cut herself off, jaw agape. “Their Soulmate? I’m your--?”
“Yeah. Crazy, huh?” he joked.
Her throat was suddenly very dry and it took a few swallows before (Y/N) could speak again. “I’m Satan’s Soulmate,” she whispered.
For a brief second, an expression of concern and fear passed Lucifer’s face. “Don’t like it?”
“I love it,” (Y/N) said, a giggle escaping her lips. “I shouldn’t, but I really do.”
Luci laughed. “I’m glad.”
“Satan’s Soulmate,” she hummed. “I like the sound of that.”
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drkcnry67 · 4 years ago
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Sleeping beauty: a twisted supernatural fairytale
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A/n: this is for 4 different bingo challenges... hope people like this one! Show it some love if you loved it.
Title: sleeping beauty: a twisted supernatural fairytale
Pairing: dean x reader
Spn Dark sq: free space (shadow/fear demon)
Share the love bingo sq: sleeping beauty
Fluff sq: soulmate AU
H&H sq: Gabriel
Rating: pg-13
summery: not telling
created for @spnfluffbingo​  @spndarkbingo​  @heavenandhellbingo​  @thisismysecrethappyplace​
Once upon a time in a kingdom oh so far away lived a king & his fair queen. for many years they had longed for a child & finally their wish was granted.
a daughter born to them whom they called YN. for they named her after the dawn for she filled their hearts with sunshine. a great holiday planned to honor the princess for the entire kingdom rejoiced at her birth.
as more people graced the party, the party got stronger. amongst those to arrive were King John & his son Prince Dean. fondly had these monarchs dreamed that one day their kingdoms unite.
thus that day they announced Dean, John’s son and Heir to Castiel’s daughter be betrothed. so to her his gift he brought as he looked unkowing on his future bride.
Page: their most honored and exalted excellencies, the 3 good fairies. Mistress Claire, Mistress Jo & mistress Alex...
the 3 fairies approached, now addressing Castiel and his queen.
Fairies: your majesties!
in courtly fashion they all curtsied.
Claire: each of us the child may bless with a single gift, no more no less.
claire approached the craddle, with a wave of her wand she spoke these words.
Claire: little princess, my gift shall be the gift of beauty...
~one gift, beauty rare. full of sunshine in her hair. lips that shame the red red rose. she’ll wake with springtime wherever she goes.~
Jo was next to approach the craddle, with a wave of her wand she spoke these words.
Jo: tiny princess, my gift shall be the gift of song.
~one gift, the gift of song. melody her whole life long. the nightingale’s her troubadour. bringing her sweet serenade to her door.~
Alex stepped up to the craddle, she walked and raised her want tostart her speech but something soon would disrupt her wish.
Alex: “sweet princess, my gift shall be...
a gust of wind blows blazing through the castle doors, they swing wide open. with wind and thunder crashing through, in a blaze of fire in the middle of the crowd appeared Rowena.
Claire, jo and Alex all in states of shock at the sight of Rowena who speaks now.
Rowena: well quite the glittering assemblage King Castiel. Royalty, nobility, the gentry and how quaint even the rebel.
alex tries to fly towards Rowena but is held back by Claire.
Rowena: i really felt quite distressed at not recieving an invitation
Alex now more than a little peaved speaks.
Alex: you weren’t wanted.
Rowena: not wa...? oh dear, what an awkward situation. i had hoped it was merely due to some oversight. well in that event i’d best be on my way. 
queen: and your not offended your excellency?
Rowena: why no your majesty. and to show i bear no ill will i too shall bestwo a gift on the child. 
the fairies back up to protect the craddle. 
rowena: listen well all of you! the princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. but, before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel & die.
queen: oh no!
queen takes her child in her arms as rowena maniacly laughing...
castiel: seize that creature!
rowena: stand back you fools!
in a flash of fire and lightning as well as laughter rowena disappeared!
Claire: dont despair your majesties, Alex still has her gift to give.
Castiel: then she can undo this fearful curse?
Alex: oh no sire.
Jo: Rowena’s powers are far too great.
Claire: but she can help.
Alex: but...
Jo: just do your best dear!
Claire: yes...
Alex rolls up her sleeves and proceeds to speak her part.
Alex: sweet princess, if through this wicked witches trick a spindle should your finger prick, a ray of hope there still maybe in this, the gift i give to thee. not in death, but just in sleep the fateful prophecy shall keep, and from thy slumber thee shall wake when true loves kiss the spell shall break.
~for true love conquers all~
but castiel still fearful of his daughter’s life, did then and there decre that every spinning wheel on that very day be burnt. so it was done!
~this is the first jump out of fairytale reality and into our own reality where dean is picking up watching this classic fairytale & trying to get some shudeye.~
dean: if i have one more flippin’ dream about this movie im gonna kill someone.
sam: dont worry about it Dean, its not gonna get better with you yelling & screamin’... now try to get some sleep! we have a long drive ahead of us tomorrow!
Dean: yeah your right.
Dean throws his headphones on again trying to coax himself into a relaxing sleep. which Gabriel  had set so Dean would not wake from his sleep till the story would finish, then his destined quest would begin.
Gabriel: sweet dreams Dean. you have a really rude awakening ahead of you... everything you know is about to change...
gabriel casts his curse & leaves dean to his tormented slumber that which awaits him.
~jump back into the story, where we find the 3 fairies talking with Castiel and the queen~
Claire: your majesty please consider this a kind of protection detail, this will allow your sweet YN to grow up in peace without the worry of her pricking her finger when her 16th birthday hath fully passed your sweet YN will be returned to you. to ensure the curse does not come true.
queen: you 3 have always been here even when we havent always honored it, we do so appreciate your loyalty and protection. this has surely been a trying day for us and we are honored to have you 3 commited to helping us protect our daughter.
Castiel:  and it is on our honor that, you 3 shall go with our blessing. please be careful & guard our child well...
many hours later after dark, the king and his queen watched with heavy hearts as thier most precious possesssion their only child disappeared into the night..
many sad and lonely years passed for King Castiel and his peopple. but as the time for the pincess’ 16th birthday drew near, the entire kingdom began to rejoice. for everyone knew that as long as rowena’s domain, the forbidden mountains, thundered with her wrath and frustration her evil prophecy had not yet been fullfilled. 
rowena yells at her incompetant servents, they encur her wrath. rowena sends out her own raven to search for the princess. 
and so for 16 long years, dean had been learning how to live life as a prince. while the wereabouts of the princess remained a secret, the faires carried out their long laid planes living like mortals.
the fairies send Yn to collect some berries while they argue about the kind of last birrthday party they wish to give her, the dress color the cake and the cleaning something extra special for their last night as her guardians.
YN decides to stop in the glen... she feels like something is wrong thats when your real self breaks through... 
YN: omg what am i doing in here? 
as you keep singing you try to remember wht happened to put you in here. sure was your fave movie but it was not how you wanted to live.
Dean was riding Chuck the horse, the scene still happens the singing in the glade, dean hearing your singing following the animals that are stealing his cape, boots and hat. 
your still singing by yourself but now kinda talking to the animals. after that kind of normal conversation you notice that some of your animal friends have come back dressed as a prince. you started singing and continued to dance with your animal friends, but thats when Dean had snuck up and hid in the bush, he waited for his oportune moment.
YN: but if i know you, i know what you’ll do, you’ll love me at once... the way you did...
thats when your vocals were interrupted by another voice to complete your song.
Dean: once upon a dream.
though it wasnt exactly ideal, your hands interacting, it felt more real than you had this entire time. waltzing through the glade by the lake, made your real self shine through. Dean could feel his real self shine through as well.
Dean: are you real?
that question made you look at him instantly. another person whose not really the character he is pretending to be.
YN: you’re real... your an actual person, not just a fairytale character?
Dean: yes, i’m real, what’s your name?
YN: YN, outside this ever turning story book fairytale movie thing im a hunter.... this story just keeps repeating itself everytime someone watches this movie. i have no idea what the hell put me into this neverending storybook. im annoyed greatly but strange thing is i can’t feel any connection right now to my actual body...
Dean: im a hunter as well. my name is Dean. i hunt everything that goes bump in the night from ghosts to demons and everything in between. i am also not sure how i got in here.
YN: your a hunter as well... i thought i was the only one.
Dean: whats the last thing you can remember before waking up here in the story?
YN: i was on a strange case, one thing made me think it was a werewolf. one thing made me think it was a ghost. one thing made me think it was a poltergeist. i remember walking out of my hotel room and that is it. nothing else after that. it sends shivers down my spine when i think of what may be going on with my actual body. how did you end up in here?
Dean: last thing i rememebr is turning on the movie to watch/listen too while i try to sleep. thats it... i have no fucking idea how i ended up in here. as to you saying that you can feel no connection to your physical body, something magical must be blocking the connection, but non-the-less i want to help you. i will finish the story so i can get out of here and find you. i will slay whatever i have to in order to free you, in the story and in reality. i will not rest till i rescue you.
you both continued on in the story, as they say it must continue or the end will not come. but it was nice for both of you to know that neither of you were alone. 
the 3 fairies gave you your birthday surprise and told you of your true heritage then whisked you away to the castle where they hid you; dean showed up at the cottage where Rowena prince-napped him; you are led away by rowena’s curse to prick your finger in a hidden tower room the 3 fairies find you laying you down in “your” room; then they put the kingdom to sleep till someone can wake their sweet YN. 
~meanwhile outside the story Sam is working with other people to figure out what happened to dean. Ellen, Jo and Bobby all were doing everything they could to help Sam figure out what happened to Dean.~
 Back in the story: many sleeping people but the fairies were trying to find out who the handsome stranger was that their sweet Yn had been talking about. they figured he might be their key to saving her. 
but soon it was claire who had been doing a round to make sure all of her section was asleep but it was John’s voice that caught her ear for he started talking about how he had spoken to Dean who had been raving about some pesent girl and how Dean had said he was gonna marry her and such. 
claire managed to suss out that it was Dean that Yn had met in the forest. the words she had heard from John that had firmed her suspicions were Peasent girl & once upon a dream...
claire flies back to Jo and Alex and speaks in raced tones of panic.
Claire: the young man that YN was talking about is Prince Dean. come on girls we have to get back to the cottage.
as fast as their wings could carry them, they rushed back to the cotage but alas were too late for all they found was Dean’s hat no Dean. they conclude that it must have been Rowena who has dean trapped in her forbiiden palace. their minds made up immediately, they had to go there.
Dean, the only one true person who is able to awaken their Sweet YN... they had to find him to save her. off they went no plan in hand just ‘winging’ it as they went, weaving their way through the grounds passed the guards... 
Rowena was in her throne room watching her lackys celebrate. to her raven she speaks.
Rowena: what a pitty prince Dean cant be here to enjoy the celebration. come my pet let us go to the dungeon and cheer him up...
the raven she was just talking too cawed at her as she got up and started walking towards the dungeon where she had been keeping dean.
~*reality jump!!! Dean is still unconcious while Sam is runnning around like a chicken with his head cut off trying to figure out what the hell happened to his brother*~
Sam: i don’t want lecutures. i want to know what happened to Dean.
Bobby: dont worry boy, dean is strong, he will pull through whatever is happening to him. do you have any theories?
Sam: im thinking maybe some sort of curse or something but no signs of any hex bags or nothing surrounding dean. there has to be something we are overlooking. some angle that we have missed.
~*back in the story, dean is stuck in the dungeon not even phased when rowena walks in the door.*~
Rowena: oh come now prince dean why so mellon colly. a wondrous future awaits you. you the destined hero of a charming fairytale come true.
the fairies arrive in the window hiding from the raven and rowena but witness what rowena depicts to Dean through her Staff.
Rowena: behold, king castiel’s castle &and in yonder top most tower, dreaming of her true love, the princess YN. but see the gracious whim of fate. why tis the same said peasent maid who won the heart of our noble prince the other day. she is indeed most wondrous fair. gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. in ageless sleep she finds repose. the years roll by, but a hundred years to a stead fast hear are ‘bout a day. and now, the gates of the dungeon part and our prince is free to go his way. off he rides on his noble steed. a valiant figure, straight & tall to wake his love with love’s first kiss & prove that true love conquers all...
Dean struggles against his chains, alex starts towards rowena but is held back by Claire as rowena brings her raven back onto her shoulder as they prepare to exit the dungeon she says one final thing in Deans presense.
Rowena: ah my pet let us leave our noble prince with these happy thoughts.
she exits the dungeon leaving Dean struggling against his bonds. the 3 fairies enter the cell using their magic to release dean from the chains and unlock the door. Dean starts towards the door but is stopped by Claire who proceeds to speak.
Claire: wait prince Dean, the road to true love may yet still be barred by much more dangers, which you alone shall have to face. so arm thyself with this enchanted shield of virtue, and this mighty sword of truth. for these weapons of righteousness shall triumph over evil. now come we must hurry.
out of the dungeon they went but rowena’s raven had stayed behind after rowena and the raven exited the dungeon. he started cawing at them, Dean was thinking this would be easy escape. but he was wrong. the raven was bringing an army of lackies downt he stairs to them. dean begins to fight them off.
Claire: quick Dean jump out the window.
Dean jumps out the same window as the fairies, but some rocks start falling towards Dean. Claire notices and speaks quickly.
Claire: Dean watch out!
Claire turns the rocks into bubbles. then a wall of arrows quickly turned into a wall of flying flowers, alex went down to free chuck. dean rides off on chuck towards the gate where hot oil is thrown, claire turns it into a rainbow.
the chase of a lifetime made alex proud as she chased that raven to the top of rowena’s tower & turned it to stone. this made rowena emerge, freshly woken from her sleep she goes to yell at her raven but discovers that her pet has been turned into stone. 
she watches from her balcony as the drawbridge is being raised, dean and the fairies are heading straight for it, the fairies help him make the jump. chuck keeps running, carrying Dean as quick possible, dodging rowena’s two spells that she has cast causing them to fail. 
in straight eye sight for Dean and the fairies is the castle, but before they can reach it Rowena makes her second last attempt to stop them.
Rowena: a forest of thorns shall be his tomb. born from the skies in a fog of doom. now go with a curse and serve me well. round Castiel’s castle cast my spell.
a black cloud appears over the castle, lightning striking the grounds around, thus causes icky thicky black thorns to grow in large bushes between Dean and the castle. 
Dean stops before them, drawing his sword he fights his way through the thorns this let him out just before the bridge to the castle. rowena seeing this appears before Dean in a firey blaze for her final attempt to stop them.
Rowena: now shall ye deal with me oh prince & all the powers of hell!
Dean and the fairies watch as Rowena using every ounce of power she had left to transform herself into a huge fire spying dragon. Dean begins what turns into a short-ish fight but retreats hastly reaching a wall he climbs high. 
our prince is now trapped on a cliff, another blaze of fire this causes Dean to loose his shield off the side of the cliff. Claire jo & alex bring their collective magic together near the prince they cast this on the sword.
Claire: now sword of truth fly swift and sure, that evil die & good endure.
dean throws the sword at the dragon piercing its heart. rowena lunges one final time but falls off a cliff to her downfall. dean is then lead down the cliff and to the castle, up to the tower where you lay in slumber waiting for this moment. Dean kneeling by your sleeping form placed a light kiss to your lips. 
you wake up just as time freezes. Dean helps you stand up. both of you looking around. yes the entire movie was frozen. puzzled you both stand in front of eachother. 
Dean: now whats happening.
you went to open your hand to grab Dean’s but something fell to the floor. Dean reached down to pick it up. he unfolded it and proceeded to read what was upon it.
Dean (reading note): congratulations! Defeating that witch takes care of one of my issues, that was of course the easy part. your next task Dean is to find your destiny, yes your destiny lies within the form of this girl. you must go back to reality and find her body and wake her up once you do everything and i do mean EVERYTHING will become clear. want a clue? here it is: “in a place of myth & legend where the balance of nature is true, this place you know it all too well. what you believe isnt real is, everything you know shall change forever. the ways of old shall guide you by, this far side of _________ in the final resting place of _________...” i look forward to seeing you very very soon. try to hurry i hear there is trouble on your horizons. 
now you both were very very very confused. this is what caused you to pop up and say..
YN: what the hell kind of clue was that? any idea what he is talking about? wait does that mean im not in my hotel room anymore. that someone or something moved my body?
Dean: that is exactly what it means and i will do everything in my capable power to find you. hopefully when i get back to reality this paper goes with me... 
just as he finished speaking a portal opens, visions of dean’s unconcious body appear along with Sam and others going frantic over what happened to Dean.
Dean: Yn, i give you my solem oath that i will not rest till you are safe by my side, i will fight whoever, go wherever, do whatever i have to in order to save you. dont give up hope and pray that this loop does not repeat for you. pray this time freeze does not disappear when i walk through that portal. 
YN: i have faith in you Dean please hurry. i look forward to never leaving your side.
Dean placed a chaste kiss to your forehead before he walked through the portal. you sat on the bed and watched as Time remained frozen but you were once again alone.
Dean arrived back in his own body, he sat straight up and scared the living daylights out of his brother, bobby and several others all of whom embraced Dean. 
Dean then went to where Sam’s laptop was and began searching the lore, the myths and legends specifically. when Sam approached him about what he was doing, Dean presented sam with that note. suddenly it made mroe sense to Sam, who left Dean in the charge of Jo while he, bobby and ellen all went to grab food and booze. 
Jo: what happened to you?
Dean: one minute i was in that bed trying to fall asleep using a disney movie & the next thing i know im inside the movie. im telling you i would have preferred Hell. but i wasnt the only person from reality stuck in the movie. there was a girl, she said she is a hunter too she was on a strange case when she found herself in the movie. she has no idea of how long she has been in there. she also thinks her body has been moved. this piece of paper proves that someone or something is holding her body somewhere and its up to me to find this girl. at this point nothing else matters. i made her a promise now i have to keep it. 
Jo: let me see the paper again...
Dean hands Jo the paper and after a few moments of staring at it she takes a pen and fills in the blanks... thats when the paper glowed... and revealed a magical map... 
Dean: how did you do that?
Jo just smiled and laughed...
Jo: im really good at fill in the blanks. its a natural talent i get it from mom... your clue should have finished like this:   “in a place of myth & legend where the balance of nature is true, this place you know it all too well. what you believe isnt real is, everything you know shall change forever. the ways of old shall guide you by, this far side of Romania in the final resting place of Dracula...”
Dean hugged her, he knew where he had to go now but how the hell was he gonna get there. it was then that Dean went to load several of his handhelds and load onto his back a machete load up some ammo clips. 
he didnt know what to expect but he was certain that being cautious was better than being stupid. he was not gonna walk in there half assed. he needed to be as prepared as could be. however thats when bobby, sam and ellen walked back into the room. 
Sam: Dean what are you doing?
Dean: im getting ready before i call cas for transport. this will allow me to not get dinged by airport security and not to become sea sick either. but i hope honestly that this mission im about to embark on is gonna be beneficial. 
Bobby: what the hell do you think your doing? never mind that where are you going?
Dean: romania, Jo has the knowledge on why i am going to romania, she will fill you guys in... ill take my burger to go. put my pie in the fridge. 
once Dean is ready to go, he stands in the center of the room and smiles back at the others but then Jo pipes up and goes to stand beside Dean with a backpack on her back... 
Dean: Jo what...
Jo: im not letting you walk into your destiny alone. do not for one second think im not gonna jump at this opportunity to hunt with you, to help you to find your destiny. you helped me once to know what my destiny was, now its my turn to repay the favor.
Dean takes Jo by the hand as he in a stern voice he speaks the following words. 
Dean: Castiel get your oh holy feathery ass down here i need a lift and your my ticket to my next destination.
cas comes to the hotel room and approaches Dean & Jo.
Castiel: where am i taking you and your friend here...
Dean: transylvania and dude once we land you cant be there... it will not be helpful for you to be there. this is a mission i have to do alone. me and my friend here go through the rest of the process alone. 
Cas only nods completely understanding on what his friend has asked of him. he takes Dean and Jo to Transylvania. then once they are safe on the ground again cas leaves. 
Dean: okay now to look at this magic map and figure out where we are and where the resting place of Dracula is... 
Jo: well lets first of all make sure we are prepared before we go into town. i did a bit of research apparently they dont trust strangers here. we need to show them that we mean no harm. or just keep our noses down and pass through without being detected. 
Dean: well lets see what the map says. 
Jo leads Dean to a rock as she lays out the map... 
Jo: these 2 dots over here are us... but what is that red dot over yoner on this map... look there is a multicolored one too.... 
Dean: the multicolored one is my destiny, the red one has to be what is holding her captive. 
jo notices some writing appearing on the map after a few moments. 
Jo: whats that say...
Dean: it says, “inside the castle you face your fears, beat them out till you cant no more. fears and demons go hand in hand but if you beat them in order to save your destiny. this is to be your greatest reward.” what the hell does that mean... 
Jo: it means no matter what we need to get to that castle. 
hand in hand they get their tracks moving towards the path...
Jo: i really hope the story of transylvania is fake... 
Dean: you mean the fact that as soon as the sun goes down werewolves and vampires come out to play... you and me both but hey if they do we are fully prepared. this place is on top of a supernatural time  bomb. everything that goes bump in the night comes out after sunset. 
both dean and jo look up into the sky the last bit of light leaves the tree line. 
Dean: have your silver bullets and machete ready just in case... we are not taking any chances. we have to get to that castle. 
Jo: dont worry we will... 
Dean smiles as both of them continue making their way through the forst, a little quicker than normal pace. the sun had now fully set, the light that had been guiding them was gone. 
Jo: just follow the path the map says this will lead us to the castle where your destiny awaits you. Dean are you sure we...
thats when she stopped speaking... her words cut out... Dean pulled out his machete and quickly brought it to face the enemy that now held his best friend back. 
Shadow entity: ah so the prodigal has come for his prize.. well i think ill take a  constitution to ensure that you follow the rules, to ensure the balance is complete, to ensure that we are all in clarity to our debts. to this i have something to say this to you: you are part of the same card, the girl i have sleeping right now is not going to wake up without her other half. you have not done anything to earn her freedom, so i take your friend as kind of a wake up call to the horrors that which wait you inside. this castle has its own story but to unlock its secrets you must face your fears. face them down Dean, only then will you have earned her freedom. see you real soon.
the shadow figure disappears with Jo... Dean picks up her bag and keeps his machete on hand as he continues walking. following the map as he heard the soft crunching of his boots under the snow. winter sure is warmish in whats supposed to be the coldest part of romania. 
Dean (to self): i have no idea what the hell is going on but i now have 2 bright lights to save i am just hoping i can conquer whatever appears before me... Jo for your courage please be my light. guide me to where you are... my dear sister. 
meanwhile Jo has been placed in a room, where you lay in wait for your destiny. Jo takes one look at you and she smiles. she knows that you are definately dean’s destiny and then she speaks the following words. 
Jo: in all my years i had never thought Dean would find his destiny, never after he helped me find mine i swore i would help him find his, now Dear Brother please follow my light...
Dean stops a quick moment to catch his breath and look at the map... he then sees Jo’s dot on the map glow brighter... it acts as a flashlight lighting up the path he must walk. 
after several more steps and following his light he arrives at the castle.
 Dean: here i com ladies... dont loose hope.
Dean holding his machete walked inside the castle.. the first thing he saw was the vision of himself as a demon tellig hm that he was gonna die alone and that he would become that... he told that vision that he would always have a family beside him even if they werent around that cared for him that would never abandon him.
that he went on his way still fllowing the light o the ground he comes accross the first blade which tells him that he fears being back in hell torturing souls and how good it made him feel. dean tells it that he will never and shall never go back to hell and never will he torutue those who dont deserve it again.
a few more fears tried to get dean to turn away from this quest, tried to get him to fail but nothing worked. the last area on the map was a long corridor it looked as thought there was a figure about mid way down. 
the map let off a warning flash meaning there was danger approaching. Dean speaks once more to whatever is trying to face him down.
Dean: i address the entity in front of me. who are you? why have you brought me to this awful place?
Shadow: i am the demonic shadow of Count Dracula and I have brought you here so you can face me in the ultimate battle. Either I will be finally put to rest or I will be made whole again. do you accept my challenge?
Dean drops the bags and keeps both his guns and his machete as he speaks.
Dean: look dumn ass, i dont know who your the spirit or entitiy of but this is not how things are run in my world. in my world the good guys win and the bad guys loose. now if you stand aside and let me wake my destiny and save my sister then you might just get to be put back to sleep again. or ill succeed and kill you right now. your choice, i’m good either way. 
Shadow: you dare to think you stand a chance against me, how cute. very well, if its death you choose then allow me to help you with that.
Dean moved out of the way as the shadow lunged toward him, missed and just landed again.. Dean then shot out 6 rounds of dead mans blood rounds all aimed at shadow-Dracula, he dodged those. 
shadow: tell you what, ill make you a deal if you surrender now ill give you ten long years to spend with your so called “destiny” in exchange for you letting me out of here with my life. 
Dean: how bout not a prayer. eat bullets instead.
Dean unloads the rest of the bullets in a circular form at the ground around shadow-dracula. completing the devils trap... 
Dean: oh wait you dont need to eat the bullets cause your history pal... 
Shadow-dracula looked down and around himself, the look that he now sported was one of fear. he was the one that now was terrified. 
Shadow: this is impossible no one imprisons the great Dracula. 
Dean: oh buddy im gonna do alot more than that, time for you to go back to where you came from. 
Dean stands up tall as he then speaks the same words he had spoken previously hundreds upon hundreds of times. 
Dean:  Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, ergo draco maledicte, ut ecclesiam tuam secura, tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audios bitch!
that was all Dean had to say the shadow of Dracula was no more. he went back to grab the bags and continued forward... he shot the lock on the doors and kicked them open. 
Jo: Dean you found us... i believe you know what to do romeo... put everything down ill prepare to treat any wounds and such that show themselves once you wake her. 
Dean: Jo it was dracula, the shadow outside the door was dracula’s shadow. i cant believe his shadow was so hostile. i mean if i hadnt wasted 2 clips of amo drawing out a devils trap i would have lost the fight. 
Jo: ya ya ya okay dude, you have an overdue appointment with destiny over on that bed, now drop the bags and go. 
Dean knew jo would have kicked his ass if he didnt listen. he did as told, he dropped the bags and walked over to kneel beside you. he brushed some hair from your forehead..
Dean: together now and always i have always been your once upon a dream.
his lips met yours in a gentle kiss. he pulled back after a few seconds and waited to see if it workd. a while later you open your eyes and touch Dean’s cheek. 
YN: you found me?
Dean: did you doubt i would? i said i would and i keep my promises. this girl over here is my sister Jo.  she is gonna give you the once over and then ill call for our ride out of here once she has you in a clean set of clothes. im gonna make sure we are still safe... i will call cas once we are all ready.
Dean leaves you in the hands of Jo who hands you some clothes and assesses you making sure you are not hurt. Dean comes back a few moments later and calls cas to come bring you all home. 
Cas came brought you, dean and Jo back to the hotel. you and dean were gonna take some time to figure out what everything meant. this was when a bright light came upon the entire room. 
Dean: whats going on?
thats when Gabriel appeared in the room. everyone had hand guns on him immediately. but he speaks not with hostility but with normality.
Gabriel: ah winchesters and friends. do not be alarmed for YN and Dean have been written in the stars since the beginning of time. Dean and Yn im sorry for trapping you both in that sleeeping curse it was the only way to get you both to listen to reason. to listen to your hearts. i was only trying to get you both to follow the rules that destiny had for you. 
Dean: then why show up and tell us about it now...
Gabriel: cause i knew if i didnt it would have been alot worse later on. 
Dean: what happens now?
Gabriel: well with your permission i could marry you and Yn right here right now... if you both agree. 
you and Dean exchange looks before smiling.
Dean: when do we begin?
Gabriel snapped his fingers and the room transformed into a garden glade type thing. before you and Dean could say anything else you were taken from grungy hotel room to garden glade. 
Gabriel: we are gathered here today to join Dean and YN in the ever holy bonds of Matrimony. this holy bond is a sacred gift, that deserves to be protected cherish it now and always. now i am assuming that there are no objections to this holy union.
the room was silent as Gabriel held his hand out and 2 silver bands appeared clearly made for you and Dean. 
Gabriel: vows or no vows.
Dean: what more needs to be said, we already said everything we needed to... we know what we are. we have our feelings, we need no words for them.
Gabriel: very well, Dean take the band and tell Yn what you think should go with this ring!
Dean takes the ring and slowly slides it on your finger as he reveals whats in his heart. 
Dean: YN after the movie and what i had to do to rescue you. i have to say that im 100% positive about you being the single most best thing that has ever stepped into my path of life. i promise now and always to honor, love cherish and whatever else goes with that... i love you Yn your the best part of me now.
you take the ring and you do the same thing.
YN: Dean, when i met you in the movie i was unsure of your intentions. then it was your beautiful green eyes that made me swoon. now i stand here to say i too now and forever more will honor, love, cherish and everything else that goes with it for the rest of my life. you are an amazing man Dean Winchester i love you so much and i cant wait to be your wife and have your last name. 
Gabriel: by the powers and laws bestowed on me by Heaven, i now am honored to pronounce you husband and wife. Dean you may now kiss your beautiful wife. 
Dean kisses you with so much passion. there was nothing to do for everyone else except cheer and clap. 
everyone lived happily ever after. well at least once upon a dream!
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anti-pasto · 4 years ago
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for the 200 ask thingy, i actually dare you to do all of them. :D
delgaskarthalexhere we go, anon: 
200: My crush’s name is: I don’t have one right now, I don’t get them often (if I ever had a crush at all)
199: I was born in: 2003
198: I am really: A 2005 emo kid x a 2008 scene kid x a 2014 tumblr fangirl x Kyle himself
 197: My cellphone company is: Apple
194: My ring size is: Honestly? No idea. Propose to me with a sword.
 193: My height is: Somewhere between 5′7″ and 5′8″
192: I am allergic to: Nothing I’m aware of 
191: My 1st car was:  94 Station Wagon, by request
190: My 1st job was: being this funny is a full-time gig
 189: Last book you read: Bone Gap by Laura Ruby
188: My bed is: “made”
187: My pet: I have a cat, I love her very much and I will show her to you if you dm me a cursed image
186: My best friend: We don’t use “best friend” for personal reasons, but they’ve been with me since I was 5 so, my one and only Bro
185: My favorite shampoo is: anything with “silky smooth” or “strawberries” on the bottle. i’m not that picky anymore.
184: Xbox or ps3: xbox or ps4  xbox
183: Piggy banks are: really useful
 182: In my pockets: wallet, keys, phone, earbuds, black pen/pencil, earplugs, mini flashlight
 181: On my calendar:  i’m meeting a friend for smoothies tomorrow
 180: Marriage is: something we shouldn’t push so much onto people. it’s a declaration of love, not an end-all fix-all to your life. i can’t ever see myself getting married but who knows!
 179: Spongebob can: continue to be a relevant meme
178: My mom: i mean. we function. i can’t really complain about my family at large but i am defiantly looking forward to living literally as far away from them as i can. 
 177: The last three songs I bought were? psh, you think i pay for music? (folie a deux, lake effect kid, believers never die volume two) (those are albums but its okay)
176: Last YouTube video watched: I watched Markiplier play Uno
175: How many cousins do you have? 11? 12? I lost count
174: Do you have any siblings? I have a brother
 173: Are your parents divorced? Nope!
172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes, I have been for a while
171: Do you play an instrument? dude HECK yeah! i vibe on piano, guitar, ukulele, clarinet, and im a drum major
170: What did you do yesterday? I went on a drive by myself.
 [ I Believe In ] 
169: Love at first sight: Nope.
168: Luck: Yes, but luck is something that can be engineered
167: Fate: To an extent
 166: Yourself: I’d say overall, yeah. I still have doubts tho
165: Aliens: Mmmmmm yeah
 164: Heaven: Yes
163: Hell: Yes
162: God: Yeup
 161: Horoscopes: without an ounce of truth, they would have died a long time ago
160: Soul mates: the greeks had seven words for love. i think we have multiple soul mates to fit each of those categories. there are definitely people we’re just meant to vibe with
159: Ghosts: i want to say yes but i really dont know
158: Gay Marriage: yes. its 2020. grow up.
157: War: in theory? no. war is kinda messed up. in reality? not everyone is going to be down to nice diplomatic conflict resolution, and not everyone is just gonna leave people *countries* they don’t like alone, so...
156: Orbs: ??? energies are real
155: Magic: vibes are real
 [ This or That ]
 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs
153: Drunk or High: i am a child of jesus
152: Phone or Online: online
 151: Red heads or Black haired:  irdc but black hair bc i am Emo
150: Blondes or Brunettes: blonde?? ig?? easier to dye
149: Hot or cold: hot weather + cold rooms
148: Summer or winter: summer
147: Autumn or Spring: autum (screw spring)
 146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
145: Night or Day: night
 144: Oranges or Apples: oranges (better to share with homies)
 143: Curly or Straight hair: i dont care but curly
 142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonald give iced coffee
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: dark chocolate
 140: Mac or PC: pc for vidgya gaemes
139: Flip flops or high heals: ...converse. please. i cant walk properly in either of those
 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor 
 137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
136: Hillary or Obama: this is kinda outdated but obama
135: Burried or cremated: cremated i aint watch spn for nothin
134: Singing or Dancing: singing. at least that gets better with practice
133: Coach or Chanel: chanel (thank u mr frank ocean and also the neighborhood)
 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: whomst
 131: Small town or Big city: big city and if you say small town you’ve never lived in a small town
 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target
 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: who tf is this
 128: Manicure or Pedicure: idk dude probably pedicure i don’t like people touching my hands and i use them for too much to get my nails done
127: East Coast or West Coast: hnngggggggg west coast has more to do but east coast has better beaches and 
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: birthday 
125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate bc then i can give u some
124: Disney or Six Flags: ive only been to disney so disney (though i AM a HARDCORE rollercoaster stan so it wouldnt take much for me to say six flags)
123: Yankees or Red Sox: what 
 [ Here’s What I Think About ]
 122: War: unfortunately sometimes necessary but not as a first resort i went over this already 
 121: George Bush: is that the shoe guy?
 120: Gay Marriage:  be gay. do crime. kiss wife. or husband. or partner. basically, hell yeah
119: The presidential election: america need 2 b single and focus on herself
 118: Abortion: pro-choice and that choice should be made by the one carrying the baby
117: MySpace: tumblr’s dad
116: Reality TV: don’t talk to about abt this
 115: Parents: disgusting. go to therapy. 
114: Back stabbers: if you’re gonna stab me in the back, pull my lungs through my ribcage bc that’s what my ancestor’s ghosts are gonna do to you (thanks great (x a few times) grandma viking ily thanks for the hair:) )
113: Ebay: good for merch and selling books
 112: Facebook: zuck my dick, data-theif
111: Work: i like doing work? like- i enjoy completing tasks and seeing my hard work pay off? it’s not that bad?
110: My Neighbors: old. boring. want me to babysit for free.
109: Gas Prices: i cant really complain rn they’re kinda low and im a little broke so
108: Designer Clothes: i vibe to them, honestly
 107: College: not for everyone but definitely for me
106: Sports: marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport but only technically speaking though you can make fair comparisons to sports such as cheer, and gymnastics where the idea is to put on a show and receive a score in the form of competition. 
 105: My family: disgusting
104: The future: the future doesn’t exist
 [ Last time I ] 
103: Hugged someone: god, don’t ask me this
 102: Last time you ate: uhhh like 9 hours ago? it was dinner and i had pizza
 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: three or four weeks ago by best bro came to visit and we vibed
100: Cried in front of someone: i finished twist and shout at school at the end of a very bad week. it was only a few tears but that’s as close as i get to crying
99: Went to a movie theater: whenever the last star wars movie came out
98: Took a vacation: last year i went to dc over summer break to see the Smithsonian, it was a lot of fun. i was supposed to go to altanta and florida this year but that didn’t happen for reasons
 97: Swam in a pool: last week
 96: Changed a diaper: never
 95: Got my nails done: never
 94: Went to a wedding: its been at least 6 years dude
93: Broke a bone: never, somehow
 92: Got a peircing: nope
91: Broke the law: technically, yesterday. 55 is too slow
90: Texted: just now
 [ MISC ] 
89: Who makes you laugh the most: the person in my snap named “junior”
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my cat
87: The last movie I saw: probably into the spiderverse
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: things going back to normal. or somewhat normal. i need school to have a schedule bc i absolutely cannot force myself to function without outside influence
 85: The thing im not looking forward to: ironically, school in the fall. the way we’re going back is going to wreck me more than lockdown already has
 84: People call me: i only ft one of my bros and they know who tf they are if you ask to ft you’re getting fuckin blocked mate i dont do that shit video calls are for WORK and SCHOOL thats IT. but ppl call me by my nickname irl, i go by screech on here. 
83: The most difficult thing to do is: listen to my parent’s political opinions? live in a small town? force myself to be productive without a physical influence and reminder? put up with that one dude?
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope
 81: My zodiac sign is: scoprio/leo/gemini
80: The first person i talked to today was: the potential bassist for our potential band? 
79: First time you had a crush: uhh im still not sure if it was a crush but i wanted them to myself and they wanted (and got) someone better. we were just friends so it doesn’t really matter
 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: the person on snap named “the great oracle”
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday, it was my brother
 76: Right now I am talking to: in order of snap names, “vibin ~[^.^]~”, “russian umbrella”, and “mom” (not really)
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully, a job that makes me happy
74: I have/will get a job: as soon as i know what’s going on with school. but like as an adult? wherever will hire me and pay my fairly. being a barista would be fun, but at a local place (not in my current town)
73: Tomorrow: ???? time for bad poetry: tomorrow i will see my friend/ admist this lasting chaos/ we will be each other’s solitude/ while sharing fruity drinks/ and when we both come home/ a smile we will bring
72: Today: idk what this means so more poetry: today i will be sleep deprived as always/ i will think of them and weep/ but no tears will fall from my eyes/ for i know there is a reason/ we went our own way
 71: Next Summer: i fr dont know whats goin on so: next summer i will be/ as happy as can be/ because i will be in pain no longer/ the earth is sure to heal/ and i will heal with her/ so i can enjoy/ the heatwave of next summer
70: Next Weekend: next weekend i will spend/ my days wasting away/ maybe ill finish hannibal/ again/ not that serial killers make the dopamine stay/ i will not see my friends/ or talk to my family/ i will seldom eat/ and live off coffee/ this has been my life/ all quarintine/ god someone please help me
 69: I have these pets: i have four cats, three chickens, and a dog
 68: The worst sound in the world: my dad and grandpa talking
 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Them
 66: People that make you happy: snap name time: the great oracle, junior, vibin ~[^.^]~, russian umbrella, mom, hero, booby-king 48, go to bed, son, pooper trooper, mac&cheese, plain egg biscuit, apple pie
 65: Last time I cried: i dont cry bitch (last week over officals that cant make up they gottdamned mindes)
64: My friends are: my family and i would die for each and all of them
 63: My computer is: an old hp but it play gaemes real good so it okie
 62: My School: is trash but the band pops off
61: My Car: old, fast, clean
60: I lose all respect for people who: are my dad
 59: The movie I cried at was: i cried over big hero six
 58: Your hair color is: blonde
57: TV shows you watch: supernatural, good omens, hannibal, parks and rec
56: Favorite web site: this hellsite or youtube
 55: Your dream vacation: out of the country with beautiful beaches, amazing food, and my best friend
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: the time i split the back of my head open, the time i split my chin open, and the time my then best friend said they didn’t want to talk to me anymore. i’ll let you guess which one hurt the most and which one i think about every fucking day
53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium or medium well. 
52: My room is: clean and a reflection of myself, or so i’ve been told
51: My favorite celebrity is: i do not engage in celebrity worship. ill follow them and reblog gifs/interviews but i dont really have a favorite. the less i know abt them the better.
 50: Where would you like to be: my own apartment in nyc
49: Do you want children: FUCK THEM KIDS BRO
 48: Ever been in love: i dont know if it was love. i dont know if it was a crush. what i do know id that i was attached and they didn’t feel the same, and why would they?
 47: Who’s your best friend: we dont really use best friend bc but “the great oracle” “junior” and “vibin ~[^.^]~”
46: More guy friends or girl friends: its 50/50
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: goin fast, the beach, playin video games
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: them
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: go to college, earn degree
 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: commit arson
 41: Have you pre-named your children: FUCK. THEM. KIDS. BRO.
40: Last person I got mad at: they do not understand that they do not know everything about something they’re not even involved in yet
39: I would like to move to: new zealand
38: I wish I was a professional: artist? musican? youtuber? who knows
 [ My Favorites ] 
37: Candy: nerds
36: Vehicle: 1970 mustang gt
 35: President: jfk only bc his assassination is the only good thing abt american history the rest of it is fucked up and shouldn’t have happened. also jfk’s song in assassians the musical goes hard
34: State visited: california
 33: Cellphone provider: verizon? apple? idfk
32: Athlete: what is sport
31: Actor: i don't watch shows or movies
30: Actress: i do not consume media
29: Singer: alex gaskarth or alexander deleon
 28: Band: fall out boy 
 27: Clothing store: hot topic (i will not apologize)
 26: Grocery store: okay harris teeter fucks but lidil’s has aloe vera juice and target at 9 pm energy so idk man 
25: TV show: supernatural...
24: Movie: big hero 6
 23: Website: tumblr or youtube
 22: Animal: snow leopard 
 21: Theme park: busch gardens bc roller coaster go fast
20: Holiday: christmas
19: Sport to watch: snowboarding bc its like skateboarding but on snow
18: Sport to play: anything with havy footwork (marching band is a sport)
17: Magazine: i do not condume media
16: Book: the ranger’s apprentice series as a whole makes up my all-time one favorite book
 15: Day of the week: friday bc its game day baybey
14: Beach: cocoa beach in florida but also i have so much left to experience 
13: Concert attended: i havent been to any notable gigs but i was supposed to go to hella mega
 12: Thing to cook: pancakes
11: Food: pizza or shushi
 10: Restaurant: chiplote
 9: Radio station: i like my local rock station and my local edm/top 40 station
8: Yankee candle scent: anything smoky or vanilla idc
7: Perfume: chanel no. 5 if i even wear it
6: Flower: Hydrangea
5: Color: orange
 4: Talk show host: cecil palmer
 3: Comedian: john maulaney
 2: Dog breed: yes
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ;)
That was a trip. But it was fun, please do things like this more often. Also, I don’t consume media by choice. I’m not sheltered I just can’t be bothered, and I have enough going on. That being said I will now be sleeping. Thanks again, Anon, I hope you have fun reading this :D
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deansawthetvglow · 5 years ago
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Hi!!! For the destiel ask game: 3, 4, 7, 10 and bonus!
Doing this
Sorry it took me AGES to do this lmao 
3. What are your top 5 favourite Destiel fanfics?
This one is SO HARD so I’m just gonna stick my giant fic rec here 
4. Who are your favourite Destiel fan artists?
oh GOSH this is IMPOSSIBLE 
im gonna just tag a heap of artists I love and aspire to be half as good as right here (and i am 100% gonna forget people) 
@c-kaeru @winchester-reload @crxstalcas @purgatory-jar @cas-watches-over-you-artblog @lizleeships @talths @soleeryx @gabester-sketch @sketchydean @myed89 + 1 million others !!!!! 
The artists in this fandom are all so unique and I appreciate them every single day! 
7. What made you start shipping Destiel? What’s the story?
Honestly…two years ago, if you asked me about supernatural I would have said “oh yeah, isn’t there like an angel named Destiel?” lmfao I was OBLIVIOUS…i just really had no interest in the show or the ship…i was way deeper in with johnlock (which is why sometimes destiel crossed my dash) and anyways….then one day in march or smthn, i was in a nice depressive state 💯🤪and I was laying in bed and I clicked Supernatural and was like…guess I’m just gonna….watch it i guess….
Two weeks later and I had watched seasons 1-13…yes…two weeks…I watched it walking to class…I watched it….IN class…and anyways. 
I got tumblr again, and realllly wanted to ship deancas…so I looked through bc like..in seasons 1-3 I was like [dean’s voice] “WHERE’S THE ANGEL” and when I found out he shows up in 4x01 I was SO excited…honestly, i was a little sad at how subtle Destiel was at first…like I think if i had been watching the show, I wouldn’t have picked up on it for a while…..
So anyways, I posted “When did you start shipping Destiel” (bc in the sherlock fandom it was perfectly normal to do that and tag the show and the ship) and I got DESTROYED and had to block a bunch of people ahahaha bc they were so mad I used the spn tag for it…and i was like…oof well this is gonna be....fun?…lmao...anyways, I just started reading fic and like seeing the love story develop, I think I finally like…FULLY shipped i in s8…but mind you…this was still in the span of 2 weeks lmfao…so yeah, now im just in the dumpster and I didn’t really get involved in fandom til after i binged bc I was afraid of spoilers (like i literally got to see everything totally new! i didn’t even know chuck was god!!!) and yeah, then i discovered the actors and all that and started getting addicted to jenmish and all that as well…so yeah…it was a quick spiral, but i’m so glad i’m here, it’s been an amazing fandom and I think i joined at just the right moment (i was still v sad when i found out the show was ending and i had just started it!!!) 
Anyways, that’s sorta a bit of the story, but yeah….Destiel is real 
10. Does Sam know and ship it? Or is he oblivious? (or smthn else?)
I think Sam knows about how Cas feels, but he doesn’t think Dean will ever grow the balls to reciprocate….but I imagine he’ll be so relieved when Dean admits his feelings. Ugh. But yeah, like Sam would def support them, especially if it means they’re happy. 
Bonus: DeanCas or Destiel?
I use them interchangeably ! DeanCas feels like the revamped less *cringe* version, but I don’t really heed that. I will use Destiel also till I die. I think I use destiel more because its the OG but I’ll tag deancas for soft things or when it’s more of a post about their friendship rather than romantic relationship! 
Thanks for asking ! 
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a-jynx · 5 years ago
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Date Night Terror
Summary: Three-year-old Harley and Uncle Dean get a night to themselves! 
Warnings: Dean has a mini heart attack, like one curse word, all the fluff, and cuteness! 
SPN Taglist: @laceyn-1201, @waywardnewcomer, @supernatural-teamfreewillpage, @i-hear-crazy-calling-my-name, @casiskween, @great-godpotato-akane, @closetspngirl, @specialagentlokitty, @dearsmileyman, @im–an–angel–you–assbutt, @destiel-trenchcoatangel, @msimpala67, @thetallassgirl @invisibledevour,@gabriels-trix, @gabby913, @xiumin-girl99, @stileslove, @fabinaforever11, @samwinchesterssexyface, @billiexmendes, @ilovemymoose, @hobby27, @moonlight-babeh, @moosekateer13, @exo-nova, @mlovesstories, @fabinaforever11, @shatteredabby, @keithseabrook27, @xostephanie,
^^^ This taglist is also open! 💖
Notes: So, I saw that everyone really liked “Who’s The Cutest?” and so I thought that Uncle Dean could use a little love! Hope you guys enjoy! 
Enjoy! Feedback is appreciated & encouraged! 
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“Dean, are you sure..? I mean, Sam and I can just take date night some other night,” Y/N murmured as I waved her off, my other hand running gingerly through my niece’s hair as she slept on my chest. 
“Y/N, I’m serious! You and Sam haven’t got to leave the bunker since we got back and I honestly don’t think I can take another night of you guys trying to have another Harley.” I teased as a bright blush worked over her cheeks, she scoffed at me. 
“You’re just jealous,” 
“Yeah, right.” I scoffed back as Sammy came around the corner, a large grin on his face as I nodded at him. He moved around the couch, his hand clasping my shoulder and squeezing before moving towards his wife, pressing a long kiss to her temple as she stared down at Harley, her eyes filled with worry. 
“Y/N, I know you’re scared about leaving Har, but you guys seriously need this. Trust me, when Lisa and I were together she tried so hard to get us to have regular date nights, and I didn’t think they were needed but after dealing with Ben and work and such, I realized it was… Healthy, to get out of the house without your kid.” I shrugged as her shoulders slowly dropped from her neck as she nodded, turning towards Sam, who was grinning softly at her. 
“Honestly, thank you for this, Dean… You have our numbers, Har’s food is in the fridge, and there’s-” 
“Sammy, please, I’ve watched over a kid before. I practically raised you.” I smirked as he chuckled, nodding gently as he wrapped an arm around Y/N’s shoulders. She pressed a chaste kiss to his jawline before moving towards me, pressing a quick kiss to Harley’s crown before leaning up and pressing a chaste kiss to my cheek. 
“Thank you, Dean-o.” 
“Of course, sweetheart,” I moved gently, pressing a quick kiss to her cheek as she moved away, waving towards me before carefully making her way up the spiral staircase. Sam stood back before turning towards me, a quick look of hesitation. 
“If you need anything,” 
“I’m fine. Just… Go have fun, alright? Har and I will be fine,” I glanced down at the mess of long, chestnut-colored hair. Carefully, I placed one of my hands on her back and brushed my thumb over her spine, grinning as a small sound of satisfaction came from her. 
“Go. Sammy.” I nodded for him to go ahead, and even with hesitation in his eyes, he slowly nodded before making the same ascend his wife did before him. 
Sighing in content, I slouched more while adjusting the three-year-old’s body to where she could lay comfortably for a little longer. She should be waking up in a little… I sighed, reaching for TV remote and clicking play, adjusting my body once more before patting Har’s bottom to keep her satisfied as Jeopardy played on the screen before me. I somehow couldn’t feel any happier… 
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“Morning, sleepyhead,” I grinned as Har began to stir, one of her sunflower eyes popping open as she yawned, slowly sitting up and rubbing at her eyes. “How’d you sleep?” I grinned as she huffed, looking around before yawning once again. 
“Where’s momma and dadda?” She smacked her lips, before slowly laying back on my chest, shifting her body to where she could see around the room. 
“It’s going to be an Unca Dean and Harley night, what’d you say, hon’?” I grinned down at the little girl as she pursed her lips, slowly nodding before climbing down off of my lap and off of the couch before making grabby hands. 
“Hon’ you just got down,” I chuckled as she shook her head, making another grabby hand before I stood and she yanked me towards her playroom. We walked for a few until she released my hand to wander further into the room. I stood by the doorway as she picked up her plush moose that Uncle Cas had gotten her. 
“Unca Dea, can we pway?” Har batted her eyelashes at me as I grinned, already seeing her mother’s traits… “Sure, princess,” I grinned before moving carefully through the room, making sure to step over any of her building blocks or dolls that littered the carpet floor. 
“What’d you wanna play, Har?” 
“Chase!” She jumped as I furrowed my brows, frowning slightly. “Chase..? What’s chase?” I squatted down in front of her as she grinned, moving towards me and grabbing one of my hands while her arm kept her moose pressed against her side. 
“Chase! Is de game where dadda counts and I wun!” I grinned at her, scooping her up in one arm before tickling at her sides, causing her to squeal and worm in my hold. I made it back to the living room before settling her onto the couch, a large smile on her face as I reflected it. 
“Alright, princess, we’ll play your game but you have to promise you’ll eat all your dinner so you can be big and strong like Uncle Dean, alright?” I smirked as she tilted her head, resembling Cas as she pursed her lips. 
“What about dadda?” 
“Dadda is freakishly tall and lanky, Uncle Dean is big and strong,” I gently bopped her nose as she giggled grinning before wiggling to get off the couch once again. I stood as she moved towards the doorway.
 “One,” her eyes lit up as she carefully sat her moose by the door, standing at ready as I arched a brow. “You gonna go, princess?” 
“Uh-huh,” she giggled as my brows shot up before nodding. 
“Two,” I took a few steps back with my arms at my side, waiting for her to take off. “Three,” she was getting anxious now as I fought back a grin. “Four,” and she was gone. Her little legs, quick as she took off down the hallway, her little giggles echoing as I chuckled before taking a few wandering steps forward. 
“Five,” I whispered, grinning as I carefully walked down the hallway. My bare feet patting against the cement echoed as I moved throughout the rooms. “Oh, nooo~ where could’ve my princess gone?” I faked a gasp as I opened my room, glancing around before moving on to the next. Popping open Y/N and Sam’s room, I glanced around, flicking on the light but no sign of Harley either… 
“Alright, ya little ninja, where the hell did you go?” I mumbled, turning off their light before making my way to the other bedrooms. None held Harley inside, a slow panic was starting to settle in. 
“Alright, Harley, come on…” I called, wandering further into the bunker, shoving open doors and rampaging through the rooms. “Harley! It’s time to come out, please!” I shouted into the bunker as I felt my heart leap into my throat. I tugged at my hairs, there’s no way…. There’s no way I just lost my niece in our home!? I could feel my nerves slowly tighten as I quickened my step, shoving open door after door, yet she never appeared. 
“Harley! Har, come on!” I screamed into the bunker, practically running around the corner only to stumble and trip over something. “Shit,” I grumbled before peaking under me, seeing the moose plush laying on the floor. I felt my heart drop to my stomach, and my mind began to wander. What if she went into the dungeon? What if she climbed up the steps and slipped out?! I could feel the prickle of tears welling up as I dragged myself to my knees, slouched over myself as I bit my lip, clenching my teeth into it as I felt tears ripple down my cheeks and blood drip onto the cement. 
“Unca Dea..?” I huffed at the voice, spinning to where I landed on my ass, only grunt as Harley slammed her small body into my chest, her figure shaking as I quickly wrapped both arms around her, clenching my jaw as I held her close, my heart pounding in my ears. 
“Oh, sweet mother of God, Har! Where the hell were you?!” I slightly growled, pulling her back gently to see her own tears cascading down her reddened cheeks. I felt my anger crumble at the sight of her sunflower eyes glossed over while a dribble of snot and spit dripped down her trembling lips and chin. I frowned, taking the edge of my sleep shirt and wiping at her face, cleaning it as she sniffled, her body shaking as her tears slowly died. 
“I… I was hiding! I was hiding in mommy and dadda’s room and I - I eard you yellin’!” She coughed, as I groaned, wrapping my arms around her tightly as she buried her face into my chest. 
“Sh, sh, princess it’s alright… I… Uncle Dean got scared when he couldn’t find you. I know you and daddy play it a lot but I didn’t know where you would’ve gone.” I murmured as she nodded, keeping her face against my chest. Glancing at the tv, I took a guess that it was later… Standing slowly, I lifted Harley with me and kept her tight to my chest, feeling my heart slowly calm from the mid-attack it had just endured. 
“Alright, princess, let’s get you some dinner then we’ll go to bed.” I murmured, holding her in one arm while pulling out the chicken and rice dinner that Y/N was kind enough to cook before their date. I warmed it up and sat Harley at the table, letting her eat in peace as I went back to the fridge, pulling out a beer before closing it and returning to my spot on the counter. She at in silence as I stood there, my mind still wandering to places she could’ve gone. 
“Unca Dea,” 
“Yes, princess?” 
“Are you upset wit me?” Harley asked quietly as my brows shot up. I blinked before setting my beer down and moving towards her, crouching in front of her with a faint smile. “No! No, princess, I’m not I promise you. I just got… Scared when I couldn’t find you!” 
“But… You’re bwave,” 
“There are moments where I have to be brave, princess. I have to be brave for your daddy, for your mommy, for Uncle Cas, and of course for you!” I tickled at her neck as she giggled, grinning as she kept her smile before turning back to me. 
“I wanna be bwave too!” 
“You are already so brave, princess! Now, let’s finish your dinner and head to bed, I have a few stories that I wanna tell you,” I grinned as she squealed, digging back into her dinner as I moved back to my counter space, watching with a smile. 
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“I have to admit, Dean-o was right,” I grinned as Sam and I exited Baby, my smile seemed permanent by now. “We needed a date night.” I moved around the car as Sam met me halfway, his arm wrapping around my shoulders as he pressed a long and sweet kiss to my lips. Our slightly drunk giggles echoed through the bunker as we exited the garage, yet I stopped as I glanced around the room, feeling sudden uneasiness. 
“Babe?” 
“Where’s Dean and Harley?” I mumbled, kicking off my heels and moving through the living room, the tv barely lighting up the place as I glanced into the kitchen, nothing. I moved towards the hallways, I felt almost a skip in my step as Sam’s footsteps echoed behind me. I felt my heart in my throat as I pushed open our bedroom door, the once neatly made bed was ruined. Swallowing, I quickly moved onto Dean’s room, pushing open the door and pausing. Sam’s front eased onto my back as we both stared ahead. 
Harley was pressed against her uncle’s side, her hair spilling over his arm that kept her from falling off the edge. Dean’s light snores echoed through his room as I smiled softly, gently closing the door as Sam sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. 
“It amazes me that he got her to sleep,” 
“It shouldn’t, I mean, he did raise you,” 
“Oh, okay, poke fun at dad, I see how it is.” Sam scoffed, wrapping an arm around me as we slowly made our way back to our shared bedroom. We flopped onto the bed as Sam rounded my waist with his arm, making me grin as I turned towards him. 
“Y’ know, I thought this date night was going to turn into something… Horrific.” 
“Date night terror?” 
“Most definitely.” I scoffed as I wiggled against Sam, pressing myself into his chest as we both sighed. I bit at my lip before craning my head to see his face, which he angled down to stare back at me. 
“Sammy, I… How would you feel about another?” 
“Another… What, date night? Yeah, it could be-”
“No, you dope, well, yes that and… Another Harley?” I blinked, sheepishly smiling as he suddenly moved on top of me, pressing our lips tightly together as I grinned through the kiss, reaching up and entangling my fingers through his hair as he slowly pulled back, landing his forehead against mine. 
“We’re going to need a lot more date nights,” 
“Shut up, moose… Now, kiss like you missed me.” I grinned as he scoffed yet moved his head to press our lips tightly together. Honestly… I think we could get used to date nights. 
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Hope you guys enjoyed! Quick fic to get out since Part 13 of The Beast of Kansas is taking a little bit longer to write than I originally planned! Yet, I still hope you guys enjoy! 
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plounce · 6 years ago
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rob i'm honestly v. excited bc spn used to be my fave b4 i stopped tolerating its bullshit and embraced being a lesbian (i also shipped destiel for a hot minute there but i digress) and it had so many cool concepts that they ruined by putting their grubby little hands on and the iconography is *chefs kiss*. i love your telemarina (telemaria? sorry if i got that wrong im very tired) universe and i'm excited to see you use the building blocks of spn and cr to make something new!
;___________; THANK YOU!!!!!!!! im just out here having fun man… trimming the expansive rot off of the good concepts spn has (or Could have) and having fun in my little lesbian sandbox with it. making my wdmks kiss and stuff. wings etc. “freedom is a rope and god wants you to hang yourself with it” “i gripped you tight and raised you from perdition”
was talking w aggie about this and like. i have never watched the show. i only knew spn from tumblr n fic so the first time i watched a clip i was smacked in the face by the fact that OH GOD! THESE ARE DUDES! with deep guttural dude voices that aren’t my internal voice i hear when i read about idealized versions of them produced through a mostly female lens online! it was so disorienting. also i have realized that cas was my fave because he didn’t ever express attraction towards women (outside of contrived situations) and i was like oh… love that…
when i was driving back from nevada this weekend i pinched my nose and sorted by bookmarks on ao3 and 1. god people are freaks lol 2. there was an extremely good one that i read (the expert level of pining… woof) that made me think “i know a woman wrote this because a man is stressing out over how having innocuous wants and desires is Being Selfish”. and thats what makes it all palatable: transformative works etc to make it not shitty and homophobic and misogynistic etc. theres only so much you can do (plus many people in the spn fandom are, as i said, Freaks) but i just love to steal and be mean about bad fiction
also THANK YOU FOR COMPLIMENTING TELAMARINA… my ocs… warms my heart. im not going to take any of the lore from spn (as its super racist and christianity-centric) but i am considering how to like… incorporate that d*stiel level of devotion and self-sacrifice in the romances. bc that shit… oh those complicated but still devoted relationships just tug at my heart
just out here having fun and indulging in the good parts of things i liked six years ago. no matter how much my gf tries to squelch my indulgences i will just have some harmless and slightly embarrassing fun
although i will not actually be like. Getting Back Into Spn. not gonna actually blog about it or anything because no fucking thanks. this is all about concept theft for MY things
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theythemsam · 6 years ago
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spn 6x12, liveblog, collected posts (all 15 of them) or as i like to call it: dragons, more rape jokes, and also step aside Dany, mother of dragons, cause we’ve got Eve, mother of all
“It’s gonna be okay. You know, more people have died in the shower.” Asdfghj yes especially women on supernatural lmao
 Oh No, my baby boy Sam AHHHHHHH, seeing him just knocked out makes me sad!!!
 The way Sam just throws himself into the hug with Dean, holding on for dear life, I Am In So Much Pain!!!
 “You are okay? I saw…. I felt Lucifer snap your neck.” “Cas fixed that” “CAS IS ALIVE?!?!” the wonder and joy in his words, I love Sam so much oh my god!!!! I forgot how much I missed him during those 11 episodes asdfg
 I love that they acknowledge that it’s not easy for Bobby to deal with Sam back and normal after he nearly killed him
 So Get This!!! Sammy is back!!!!!
 I just find it so funny that Sam and Dean both are like Whaaaat??? Young women in their early 20s being virgins???? How Does That Even Happen???
Like… it ain’t that uncommon boys…
 ANOTHER instance of rape being mentioned. Again, a rape joke. With a rape-y batman. God, that’s so great, I love it, I love this season so much ahahaha
#it gets worse bc I just cant WAIT for sams wall to get broken and me being forced to watch Mark The Douche make rape jokes….
 Ugh the dragons are also terrible and very, very scary
#i feel so sorry for all the women
 The scene where Dean tries to pull the sword from the stone is so funny
#like just the way it’s set up with him going up there the music playing and then… #just nothing. It doesn’t work.
 Sam is just so confused about what’s happening. I feel so sorry for him!!
 Aaaaand its time for the famed failed sastiel hug asdfg Oh No
 Also the fact that Dean actually thinks the best way to get a sword out of a block of stone is to blow the whole thing is up so bad!! Like… please Dean, I know you’re currently not in possession of the one braincell you share with the rest of team free will (at the moments its all sams bc he’s trying to figure out last year really badly) but Seriously, Dean???
 I feel so sorry for Sam. He maybe doesn’t remember what he did while he was soulless, but he sure feels guilty about it
 Ohhhh it’s eve time!!!
#the actress is so good!!! #and damn im excited to see more of her
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