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my sweet little angel computer barely meets the requirements to run skyrim according to the steam page. how have i been able to play it so well with no issues until recently
#my graphics card is just a little above the minimum quality required and my ram is 8 gb#when my new ram gets here next week itâs gonna be nuts#im going from 8 to 32#come to think of it i think the problems may have started with the anniversary update??
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my friends are FINALLY free for the summer (after ive spent 2 months wasting away waiting for them) and of course my work decides its the perfect time for me to go from 2 days of work every week to FOUR............ sick of this.
#im so???#i was so worried they were gonna get me to work on friday and they were like. bet. youre working 4 days in a row instead#8hrs then 6 hrs then 9 and 9.#32 hours over 4 days ....................................................................#btw all my work experience comes from working one day a week for 6 - 7 hours. and ive barely gotten used to 7/8 + 9 that has become my norm#here at my new workplace#THIRTY TWO OVER 4 DAYS.................................... dangerously close to being full time . sick of this#i know im lucky to have a job but like please. this is supposed to be a part time job for the summer and hopefully for when i go back to#school (assuming i dont drop out). like this isnt a summer job its a part time student job i dont want 32 hrs over 4 days.#sorry for whining
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LOVE ON AiR
SYNOPSiS » two podcast groups, both equally popular on the internet, start interacting with one another. however it isnt how fans want it to be.. OR yn sees sunghoon hating on lauryn hill and accidentally starts an entire fanwar with him.
PAiRiNG » sunghoon x fem!reader
FEAUTRiNG » all of enha, giselle of aespa, txt briefly mentioned
GENRE » smau (social media au), fluff, angst, enemies to lovers (barely), chronically online humor, romance, podcast au, influencer au, HEAVILY inspired from suburb talks and under the influence podcasts, SLOWBURNN
WARNiNGS » profanity, suggestive humor, kys/kms jokes, lots of pop culture references (im chronically online im sorry), drinking, drugs, fanwars, yn haters (BOOOOO), stalking (sorta?) manipulation (NOT FROM SUNGHOON OR Y/N) changes every chapter.
STATUS » completed â (08/03/24) to (10/26/24)
PLAYLiST » your eyes only - enha, after midnight - chappell roan, ex factor - lauryn hill, kiss me - dpr live, read your mind - sabrina carpenter, 3005 - childish gambino, poison poison - renee rapp, thirst - dpr live, just a little bit - enha, daisy - wave to earth, nouvelle vague - wave to earth, thinkin about you - frank ocean. (got carried away .. đ)
AUTHORS NOTE » BIGGG thanks to my bestest friend ever, my fav british person, @lqfiles , ily so so much and thank you so much for helping me with this process. teaching me how to work tumblr like i was a grandma even tho im only 2 years older than u and making this AMAZING cover (isnt she talented), i love u sooo much more than words can describe, you annoying brit (endearing) đ«¶
TAGLIST CLOSED!
written chaps in blue
đŽ RECORDING..
teaser (read first for context!!)
profiles i & profiles ii
1) call my phone a vibrator the way it keeps buzzing
2) YAP CENTRAL EP.135: alpha male podcasts?!
3) first hate thread. feeling nervous
4) pussy slay queen!
5) okay alpha
6) ROUND TABLE EP.149: perfect pitch :o
7) 1 down 3 to go
8) what the fuck is a ynhoon
9) YNXOXO VLOG: night out w/ won and riki
10) wet and bothered
11) just a normal tuesday
12) jungwons evil arc
13) YNXOXO VLOG: cafe date with my girls <3
14) the battle of thirst traps
15) twitch streaming era
16) YAP CENTRAL EP.136: did social media ruin relationships?
17) second interaction: kinda scared
18) fuck skater boys
19) park sunghoon v. round table
20) riki emo era: OVER
21) sunghoons side hoes
22) ROUND TABLE EP.150: we traded phones?!
23) bro define: friend
24) spidey sense
25) on my cellular plan i pay for?
26) YNXOXO VLOG: night time routine + surprise!!
27) a face i would kiss
28) collab of the century
29) YAP CENTRAL EP.137: has love lost its meaning?
30) eyes donât lie
31) operation: ynhoon (postponed)
32) crybaby
33) operation: ynhoon (BACK ON)
34) chat is this a date yes or no?
35) boss baby jay
36) boyfriend
37) soft or hard?
38) what da heck *tyla voice*
39) YNXOXO VLOG: ice skating! | vlog w/ a special guest!!
40) love is on air
UNCUTS
1) operation: get riki ip banned on twt
2) try not to blow up challenge: FAILED
3) JAYS KITCHEN: my friends trying to help me make food blindfolded. (spoiler: itâs a fail)
4) YNXOXO VLOG: my boyfriend does my makeup voiceover !
5) YAP CENTRAL BLOOPERS: riki kat and yn patreon ad
© all rights to pshbites 2024
#enhypen#enhypen scenarios#enhypen fluff#enhypen smau#enhypen imagines#enhypen social media au#enhypen sunghoon#sunghoon#sunghoon smau#sunghoon fluff#sunghoon imagines#sunghoon x reader#enhypen x reader#sunghoon scenarios#park sunghoon#pshbites#sunghoon x you#enhypen x you#sunghoon social media au#pshbites: love on air
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both were surprisingly calm for 2 days before thanksgiving.....
gotta run to aldi for a couple of things bc my bf didnt tell me he needed them. wish me luck
#there Was a cop at walmart tho. dk what that was ab but he got info from 2 diff people so ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ#anyway. why are condoms $16 for 32. what kinda 'deal' is that.#shit should be FREE!!!!!!!#anyway. making dinner rn bc i ate like 8 hrs ago. which is not a lot but im usually snacky but havent had snacks today :(#so. dinner time :) also took an edible like 20 min ago so we'll see if the oven gets turned off when im done#watching erics stream rn too. theyre talking ab circus peanuts and necco wafers. girl my grandma eats neccos..#anyway. happy chewsday hope ur day is going well and if not im gonna make it better!!!!!!! manifesting!!!!!!!!!!! ok bye love you <3#talk tag
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spending way too much money on public transport because I'm too lazy to fill a couple of applications to get it either for free or much cheaper
#i can literally get on the train for free but my dumbass is paying 3.10⏠every week because ????????? im dumb#i spend around 40~50⏠on the bus when i could just get a bus card and pay only 30⏠to travel as much as i want lol#the bus from where i live to oviedo is 4.10âŹ#i take it every single week 8 times#that's already 32⏠so I'd be saving money with the card lol#not even counting how many buses i take when im in oviedo like every trip is 1.20âŹ#i save money + i have to stop worrying about carrying enough cash every time i leave the house lol#for the train card I have to get it in person so next time im in oviedo I'll go get it#the bus card is a bit more complicated bc i have to submit a picture and wait for the card to get mailed but eh#i have to start being smarter with money lmfao#I'm just gonna take the pictures at home and use a white sheet as a background#too lazy to go to a studio to get pictures taken
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with how much this site loves its writer ask games, im astounded ive never seen one for artists, soooo
ARTIST ASK GAME!
1. what medium do you use most (if applicable, what software)?
2. most popular piece?
3. your favorite piece(s)?
4. piece you wish got more love?
5. how would you describe your art style?
6. favorite thing to draw?
7. easiest thing for you to draw?
8. thing you struggle to draw?
9. whats something you always come back to when drawing?
10. how do you deal with artblock?
11. do you listen to anything while drawing?
12. describe your process while drawing
13. talk about a wip you like!
14. whats your favorite thing about drawing?
15. least favorite thing about drawing?
16. how do you motivate yourself to draw?
17. what is something youre confident about in your art?
18. something you feel like you need to work on?
19. where do you find inspiration?
20. is your workspace, digital or not, organized (not neat, organized)?
21. what do you think your artstyle would taste like?
22. do you have a favorite color palette to work with?
23. how many artstyles can you work in confidently?
24. whats a compliment about your art that has always stuck with you?
25. what size canvas/paper do you use?
26. what do you physically draw with (pencil and paper, tablet, etc)?
27. do you ever have multiple wips going at once?
28. whats a piece you would like to redraw at some point?
29. do you use a lot of references while drawing?
30. whats something youre proud of about your artstyle?
31. which fandom have you drawn the most for?
32. have you done a lot of collabs?
33. have you taken a lot of classes for art?
34. whats something you still like from your old art?
35. if you had one piece of advice to give your younger artist self, what would it be?
(remember to give the person you reblog from an ask!!)
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DAWN IN THE ADAN
megumi fushiguro x reader smau
tags or somthing: fem reader, streamer! au, no curses! au, streamer reader, streamer megumi, everyone is⊠ig idk.., kys jokes, i also use the word bitch alot, i think its a funny word, me trying to convince you to not read this and be disappointed, this is my first fic. like ever, so idk what im doing⊠NOTHING is thought through i am completely makijg this up as i go⊠sorryyyy, the song âdawn in the adanâ by inchiko aoba had no purpose in this smau i just needed a title, everyones in college, probably ooc, they dont even talk to eachother until like ch 25 đđ
nothing is proof read⊠and you can tellâŠ, i also have horrible grammar. im failijg DNGLISH ..sorry to everyone who CANNOT read this đ changed the name from ânot anywhereâ to âamoebaâ (briefly) to âdawn in the adanâ. indecisive ass, this actually sucks im so srs. i use ââŠâ after like every word.. sorry⊠i made a mistake because no one else other than megumi and yn has private accounts but im too far gone to fix it, mitski. nobamaki truther, i use those freaking bear reaction pics theyre so cute, like a bunch of filler chapters, maki ooc (it gets worse)
status: ongoing
stupid idoits
cutie pies (and megumi)
1: chipotle đ€€
2: old friend
3: pink hair
4: maki?
5: mario party!!
6: I DONT WANT TOOO đ
7: its itadori!
8: lair
9: what is with u
10: PROLLY NOT
11: we 3
12: you tell them girl!
13: friyay
14: im tinking
15: stop looking at meeee!!!!!!!đ
16: interrogating ïżŒ
17: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
18: has he always been there?
19: sucks to suck honestly
20: kinda gay but i support ig
21: thank you kugisaki
22: whatever
23: dunno
24: stinky allegations
25: minecraft
26: everypony
27: alone
28: whatâs up w u
29: happy
30: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
31: morose
32: distraction ïżŒ
33: trust me!
34: somethings fishy hereâŠ
35: cafe plans pt 2
36: anime girl khs
37: stop fighting!!!!!
38: bas
39: ho is you lesbians
40: blood on yns hands
41: herro?
42: knowalgeable
43: i hate women fr..
44: GAF
45: TIGHT?
46: đż
47: FUCK STRAIGHT MEN!
48: #womaninmaledominatedfields
#megumi fushiguro#megumi#jjk megumi#megumi x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#anime#manga#smau#fanfic#reader x megumi#fluff#streamer au#megumi smau#megumi x y/n#megumi fluff#megumi x you#jujutsu megumi#jujutsu kaisen megumi#jujustsu kaisen x reader#reader x jjk#jjk x you#jjk x reader#reader x character#character x reader#x reader#x yn#jjk smau#jjk fluff#jjk fanfic
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hi. here are my top 5 favorite comic moments ever (sort of in order, they can all be switched around sometimes depending on my mood)
"the son has not surpassed the father" (batman #645)
i cant even put into words what i like about this scene because everything about it makes me insane. its just so beautifully written and fits so well thematically and shows so much about how bruce is feeling without explicitly saying anything. so fucking good
2. "maybe he did. but my little girl is still dead." (batgirl #19)
fucking. fuck. again this moment just shows so much about how cass feels without saying it explicitly. theres a flashback to the man she murdered right after this because she sees herself in the murderer and doesnt believe she can be redeemed. itsfuck ignf. yeah. maybe he changed but she's still dead
3. "i owe you no explanations. i took the only compassionate option." (titans #12)
hoooooooly shit. i get chills every time i think about this im serious. adeline was suffering and about to die and kory killed her. kory saw herself in the suffering of someone else and KILLED HER. hard as fuck. i will refrain from going on a whole tangent about this but i feel like writers sometimes have the Good Guys kill someone and it doesnt really feel right, but this does it so well because it makes sense within the story AND for kory's character. she was right
4. "the last two bullets are for us" (green arrow #32)
this was so fucked up. can i call this a power couple moment. dinah has so much fucking kidnapping & torture trauma then she finds ollie after he was kidnapped & tortured and she goes dw babe we're gonna kill ourselves later. HELLO. i need to chew on them
5. "for all the times i will never forget. for all the things i can never forgive" (gotham city sirens #21)
everyone drop what youre doing and read gotham city sirens #20-21 right now. or read til the end of the book. gcs is mostly just an okay book but it fucking nails the ending. but this moment in particular makes me lose my mind because harley shows exactly how competent she is and gets into joker's cell in arkham with a gun when she thinks about how he hurt her. then the second she sees him she joins him again. its the ideal pre-breakup harley writing to me and this issue (this entire arc tbh) changed me
in conclusion i love my picture books đđ i think more people should post their fav comic moments too because i wanna see everyone else's plsssss
also im putting honorable mentions under the cut:
"its not them" (blackest night: titans #3)
"i still dream of krypton" (supergirl woman of tomorrow #8)
"to the microscopic beings alive on his skin, this child is the entire universe" (poison ivy #6) (basically this entire issue is my favorite but i had to choose one page)
#i mentioned that the coffin scene was my fav last night then i kept thinking about what my other favs would be. and now here we are#they should invent a way to turn comic panels into drugs so i can smoke these#pass the no one dies tonight blunt#i think everyone should post their top 5 and tag me bc i really wanna knowwwwww#dc#im sorry for saying 'comic moments' then only using dc books đ#i fear it'd be too niche if i started yapping about my favorite bitch planet moment
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Where the fuck did Pentiousâ Eggs come from??
(A list by Angel Dust at 2 am at the bar.)
1. He laid them then did some fucked up shit to them.
2. Laid them and they came out fully formed???
3. Ate a ton of eggs, got sick and then shat them out??
4. Boiled them in some fucked up chemical.
5. Was trying to make hard boiled eggs but was just REALLY bad at cooking.
6. Some eternal punishment because he was a dick to chickens when he was alive.
7. He has a chicken trapped in the basement (do we have a basement?) that he forced to lay eggs for him.
8. Bought them at the store.
9. He died by drowning in eggs and now has the power to make sentient eggs.
10. He just really likes eating eggs and wants easy access to food.
11. Made a deal with the Easter Bunny.
12. Theyâre ancient beings that already existed and decided to follow Pentious of their own free will (which WHY?!?!)
13. Theyâre GODS.
14. Pentious turns his enemies into eggs, taking their intelligence (what he does with it is unknown, cause he clearly ainât using it)
15. Theyâre robots!!
16. Theyâre orphans that Pentious found and adopted.
17. He stole them from some chicken themed overlord.
18. Really REALLY bad sinners (like Nazis?) become eggs as punishment.
19. Itâs what happens when you give eggs crack.
20. Theyâre his imaginary friends (wait then how can I see them?!)
21. Theyâre high and none of this is real. (FUCK! You donât have to throw something at me Husk!)
22. Iâm not high but I AM mentally ill.
23. Theyâre what happens to bad kitties who say that âOF COURSEâ Iâm mentally ill.
24. Maybe theyâre NISSâ kids. Cause heâs a spider. So he can lay eggs??
25. Wait. IM a spider. I could lay eggs! What if theyâre MY kids?! FUCK I DONT WANNA BE A DAD!!!
26. Does this mean I have to pay child support?? Cause Iâm broke.
27. Have I killed my own kids??
28. Do I need a lawyer?
29. How does Husk feel about being a step father?
30. Fuck I really need to go to bed. Or do crack.
31. Kid, what the FUCK is this list??
32. NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#sir pentious#egg bois#egg boiz#husk#huskerdust#hazbin hotel husk#husker hazbin hotel#stupid hazbin hotel lists#hazbin hotel crack
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GENERAL SMUT PROMPTS
1. âi need you, right here/nowâ
2. âlouder/quieterâ
3. âi dont care whoâs outsideâ
4. âdo you want them to hear?â
5. âwhat if i dont?â
6. âmake meâ
7. âyou donât get to tell me what to doâ
8. âthatâs strike 1/2/3â
9. âif you stop, iâll stopâ
10. âno more, please, i canâtâ
11. âwhere are your manners?â
12. âwhat did you say?â
13. âtry againâ
14. âbut the camerasâ - âthey canât see us from this angle, if you can stay stillâ
15. âyou donât get to touchâ
16. âiâm begging you, touch me, pleaseâ
17. âbeg for itâ
18. âi said noâ
19. âstop pushing, it wont end wellâ
20. âyou look so fucking hot right nowâ
21. âyou donât need anything, you want itâ
22. âsay itâ
23. âuse your wordsâ
24. âi canât understand youâ
25. âi canât read your mindâ
26. âcould he/she do it better?â
27. âdo you wish it was *name* touching you right now?â
28. âplay with meâ
29. âyouâre such a needy girlâ
30. âi donât think your stage outfits cover thatâ
31. âlet me focusâ
32. âsluts donât get to make requestsâ
33. âwhat happened? you wanted this so bad five minutes agoâ
34. âstop talkingâ
35. âdid i give you permission to talk?â
36. âyou donât understand how angry i am right nowâ
37. âyouâre fucking soakedâ
38. âyou make me so wetâ
39. âwhy are you already squirmingâ
40. âcan i ask you for something?â
41. âplease donât stopâ
42. âplease donât think iâm weird for thisâ
43. âiâve been waiting all dayâ
44. âdoes that turn you on?â
45. âi need your fingersâ
46. âi want you to fuck meâ
47. âdo it like you mean itâ
48. âscream my name while you cumâ
49. âcall me mommyâ
50. âtouch yourself, i want to watchâ
51. âcome here, now.â
52. âon your kneesâ
53. âturn aroundâ
54. âbend overâ
55. âspread your legs/spread your legs furtherâ
56. âyou can barely speak, so cuteâ
57. âyouâre so flushed, pretty girlâ
58. âsit on my thigh/face/etcâ
59. âlift up your legâ
60. âiâm bored, letâs playâ
61. âi can see you staring at my tits/thigh/assâ
62. âif you make me/if i have to stop this car, im going to make sure you canât walk out of it without my helpâ
63. âharderâ
64. âlet me do itâ
65. âi didnt mean to, im sorryâ
66. âdont cum until i tell you toâ
67. âwhat if i just leave you here, wet and needyâ
68. âwhatâs the safe word? youâre going to need itâ
69. âwhat about you?â
70. âitâs my turn nowâ
71. âi didnât mean to call you that, iâm sorryâ
72. âyou look so pretty on your kneesâ
73. âwhat are you going to do? punish me?â
74. âi think i deserve a rewardâ
75. âyour *body part* are/is so prettyâ
76. âi really donât care that weâre in publicâ
77. âkeep it up, you wonât like the situation you end up inâ
78. âwho do you think you are?â
79. âspank meâ
80. âchoke meâ
81. âbite meâ
82. âno, donât goâ
83. âyou can practice on meâ
84. âthis is a one time thingâ
85. âi thought you said it was a one time thing?â
86. âwe canât do thisâ
87. âi ordered us somethingâ
88. âthat looks too bigâ
89. âare you comfortable?â
90. âgrab the handcuffs and come back hereâ
91. âyou bought a vibrator?â
92. âhow do i look?â
93. âyou taste so sweetâ
94. âiâm/itâs all over your chinâ
95. âdo you want to try?â
96. âyouâre so cuteâ
97. âdo you think about me when you touch yourself?â
98. âwhy are you being so shy? itâs not like i havenât already seen all of youâ
99. âcan we use a toy?â
100. âcan i use a toy on you?â
101. âgood girl, keep going/just like thatâ
102. âyouâre doing such a good jobâ
103. âiâm so proud of youâ
104. ânobody can know about this, okay?â
105. âhow are you so close already?â
106. âi can see how wet you are through your shortsâ
107. âcan you be quick?â
108. âplease, iâll finish fastâ
109. âuse your mouthâ
110. âwhy do you get so shy when i use that word?â
111. âi love your tits/ass/etcâ
112. âwhere do you want me to touch you?â - âdown thereâŠâ - âsay the wordâ
113. âstop teasing meâ
114. âi like it when youâre madâ
115. âpunish meâ
116. âare you going to stop me?â
117. âon the counter/table/etc?â
118. âyouâre the only one that gets to touchâ
119. âhave you seen the things the the fans write about you and *other member*?â
120. âi donât care what the fans thinkâ
121. âi really need to finish thisâ
122. âthis is exactly how i imagined itâ
123. âis that my shirt/underwear/etc?â
124. âeveryone else is goneâ
125. âfuck, i wish this room was soundproofâ
126. âshut upâ
127. ârelax, angelâ
128. âkeep doing that, pleaseâ
129. âyou feel so goodâ
130. âyour skin is so softâ
131. âkiss/touch me, everywhereâ
132. âno, you started this, now youâre going to finish itâ
133. âpull my hairâ
134. âopen your mouthâ
135. âclean my fingers, this is your messâ
136. âyouâre such a messy girlâ
137. âwhy are you so hotâ
138. âfuck, i love you so muchâ
139. âtake off your underwearâ - âbut, thereâs other people hereâ - âthey wonât see you, thereâs an entire table hereâ
140. âyouâre so gorgeousâ
141. âopen your eyesâ
142. âlook at me while you cumâ
143. âdo you want me to use my fingers/mouth?â
144. âi want you to keep going, foreverâ
145. âdo you want to join meâ
146. âyouâre not allowed to touchâ
147. âbad girls/sluts donât get to cumâ
148. âcan you tell me what you did wrong?â
149. âexplain what you did, if you donât finish before you cum, you donât get to finish again for the rest of the nightâ
150. âyouâre all mineâ - âhmâŠâ - âsay itâ - âiâm all yoursâ
151. âyouâre such a fucking slut/whore/cuntâ
152. âhow bad do you want it?â
153. âmake me cryâ
154. âruin meâ
155. âi want to do so many things to youâ
156. âyou look amazing, really, but i think i prefer the dress on the floorâ
157. âi need youâ
158. âif you ever pull a stunt like that again, i wonât wait until we get to our bedroomâ
159. âsay that again, i dare youâ
160. âitâs too late for thisâ - âyou donât have to do anything, just stay laying downâ
161. âwhat does this make us?â
162. âi love making you so flustered, itâs so cuteâ
163. âdo you like it when i touch right here?â
164. âcan you stay quiet if i take this call?â
165. âwe could get kicked out for thisâ
166. âdonât make me say it, you know what i wantâ
167. âlet me eat you out while you do thatâ
168. âcan you teach me?â
169. âcan i call you mommy?â
170. âwhat would the others think of this? their innocent little maknae being such a whoreâ
171. âshower with meâ
172. âput your leg over my shoulderâ
173. âthereâs no one else here, be louderâ
174. âlook what you didâ
175. âi want to taste youâ
176. âiâm going to fuck you against the windows, i want everyone to see how good you areâ
177. âstop being gentleâ
178. âi donât care what you do, just touch meâ
179. âi want to fuck you so badâ
180. âi want to feel you, insideâ
181. âi promise iâll be good, just pleaseâŠâ
182. âyou canât leave marksâ
183. âyouâre not going to fall, iâve got youâ
184. âwe are not doing this standing, thereâs a bed right thereâ
185. âdo you like it when i spank you right there?â
186. âstop moving on your own, youâll take what i give youâ
187. âuse my thighâ
188. âif you hate me so much, why are you letting me do this?â
189. âyouâre really telling me to stop while both of your hands are in my shirt?â
190. âi still hate youâ
191. âthis is just sex, no stringsâ
192. âfuck youâ - âwell, thatâs what weâre doing isnât it?â
193. âyou looked so hot out thereâ
194. âyou can take it like a good girl, right?â
195. âswallowâ
196. âiâll untie you if youâre goodâ
197. âyou heard meâ
198. âthat was a nice way to wake upâ
199. âi want to make a mess of youâ
200. âbreathe, pleaseâ
201. âtake it like a good girlâ
202. âwhy donât you make it up to me?â
203. âyou think your begging is going to change my mind?â
204. âi donât care that youâre sorryâ
#kpop smut#smut#kpop imagines#smut prompts#dialogue prompt#sentence prompts#request#prompt list#writing prompts#x reader#imagine#fanfic prompt#writing prompt#my prompts#prompts#dialogue prompts#fic prompt#fanfiction prompts#story prompt#wlw prompts#fanfiction#fanfic#story prompts#kink prompts#dialogue inspiration#dialogue inspo#dialogue ideas#writing dialogue#random dialogue#character dialogue
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Concept: ME2, told through Shepard's very active text chain with bestest best buddy Wrex after he leaves the Normandy post-ME1.
Like. Cerberus has a new omnitool for her aboard the SR2 and the first thing she does is try to contact him and Garrus. It takes a few days - and a few frustrating phone calls - to reactivate her old line and forward her messages and contacts and shit, but eventually they all ping her at once as the tool downloads them
10 November 2183
[10:46 GST] Urdnot Wrex: [11 missed calls]
[10:48 GST] Urdnot Wrex: pick up
[10:51 GST] Urdnot Wrex: answer me
[10:52 GST] Urdnot Wrex: alliancenewsnetwork.ex/breaking_news_ssv_normandy_shot_down_over_alchera
[10:53 GST] Urdnot Wrex: ur ok?
[12:01 GST] Urdnot Wrex: shepard?
[14:32 GST] Urdnot Wrex: SHEPARD???
10 November 2184
[8:51 GST] Urdnot Wrex: img_attachment_bottle_of_ryncol_very_blurry.jpg
[8:52 GST] Urdnot Wrex: cheers
[8:52 GST] Urdnot Wrex: fucking. pyjak
And she gets back in touch with him, explains what happened to her and why she was MIA for two years, has a bit of a quick cry maybe because she misses him and she's surrounded by Cerberus lifers and she just wants someone on board she can trust to have her back, and from then on Wrex has to get used to receiving weird contextless texts on a regular basis
Like
[9:17 TNT] Shepard: LOOK WHO I FOUND
[9:17 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_garrus_asleep_in_medbay_post_surgery.png
[9:18 TNT] Shepard: Ignore all the bandages, his face fell off but we fixed it. You will not believe what he's been doing im going to kill him
[13:18 TNT] Shepard: video_attachment_garrus_fascinated_by_medbay_automatic_doors.mp4
[13:18 TNT] Shepard: Anaesthetic is wearing off...slowly...
And
[17:08 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_urz_wearing_hotdog_costume.png
[17:08 TNT] Shepard: :)
[17:09 TNT] Urdnot Wrex: i gave u that thing to win u credits and ur just putting it in stupid outfits
[17:10 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_urz_asleep_on_bed_with_plushie.png
[17:11 TNT] Shepard: yeah :) he baby
[17:13 TNT] Shepard: instagram.ex/urztherescuevarren
And
[22:31 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_harbinger_assuming_direct_control.png
[22:31 TNT] Shepard: wHaT tHe FuCk WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
[22:47 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_collector_corpses.png
[22:47 TNT] Shepard: nvm we good man these things UGLY
And of course, some go in the opposite direction.
[05:17 GST] Urdnot Wrex: so you finally did it eh
[05:25 GST] Shepard: Did what?
[05:29 GST] Urdnot Wrex: vakarian. about damn time
[05:41 GST] Shepard: oh my god đ
[05:41 GST] Shepard: brb gonna go kill grunt
[05:42 GST] Urdnot Wrex: whatever a "step" dad is, he thinks hes getting one
Just. Shep and Wrex staying a big part of each others lives despite all the lightyears and star systems and backbreaking responsibility between them
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A/N: okay wow, it's actually here, but let me say a ew things first: i am no it proessional so there are some made up stuff so don't come after me if there are untrue things in the story lmao. also, the ending... im not entirely in peace with it, but i've been sitting on this story for way too long so i just bit my tongue and finised it. don't come after me if you don't like it... but anyway! hope it didn't turn out as bad and you'll enjoy the story!
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SUMMARY:Â You're up for the promotion you've always dreamt about, but right when you need to prove everything goes downhill. Lucky for you the cute, quiet IT guy, Harry, is there to help you out.
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Thereâs that feeling when you wake all by yourself, a moment of peace takes over you for not starting the day off with your one true enemy, the alarm, but then panic instantly stabs you in the chest when you realize itâs a weekday and thereâs absolutely no way you just woke up before your alarm, feeling this rested.Â
Your eyes pop open and you sit up in a frenzy looking around in the room, figuring out what happened and what should be done now. First you check the time on your phone and when you see that it reads 8:32 you almost start crying, but thereâs no time for that, so you jump out of bed and sprint into the bathroom, stopping on the way when you spot Eric in the hallway, fully dressed, ready to leave.
âEric?! Why didnât you wake me up?!â you snap at him. He turns to you with innocence all over his face.
âI thought you were off today,â he simply says.
âOff?! We have the board meeting today, how could I be off!â you practically scream as you rush into the bathroom to get ready in less than two minutes hopefully.
âIâm sorry!â he calls out from outside. âIâll see you in the office!â
And the next thing you hear is the front door opening and closing.
âMotherfuâŠâ you mumble as you start washing your face like a crazy woman.
You leave in ten minutes, but youâre fifteen minutes late already, no matter how magically fast you got ready. You donât have time to get a bagel for breakfast and youâre already halfway into the office when you realize you left your lunch at home too. You somehow shorten the route and win a few minutes on your way in, but you still arrive ten minutes late, looking like a hot mess, completely out of control as you make your way to the twentieth floor to your desk, pretending you havenât just had the absolute worst morning of your life.Â
The elevator almost closes right in front of you, but before you could smash against the sliding doors a hand sticks out and stops it, letting you slip in last minute.
âAh, thank you,â you breathe out, your purse sliding off your shoulder and your folder almost falls from your hands.
âN-No problem,â a sweet and smooth voice answers, but your hair is such a mess, it covers your vision and you donât see the kind man that saved you a few minutes with his move. The moment the elevator arrives to your floor you jump out and rush towards your desk.
âYou alright, boss?â Zaya, your intern asks, who is more like a personal assistant at this point. She eyes you curiously from her desk as you gasp for air and try to soothe out the wrinkles on your blouse, though thereâs absolutely no use in it.Â
âEverything is perfectly fine,â you force a smile on your face as you start your computer, emails flowing in like crazy the moment you open your inbox. âJust had a rough morning.â
With Zayaâs help you go through everything at light speed, itâs one of your biggest strengths, being fast and productive, so in just about twenty minutes you reduce the thirty-seven unread emails to just two.Â
Youâve cleared your schedule beforehand so you can have a practice run for your big presentation. Todayâs board meeting is gonna be an important one. Thereâs a promotion at risk, one youâve been working your ass off to get and now itâs so close, you can almost feel it between your fingertips. This presentation and what stands behind it all is what youâve worked for night and day for the past month and you have never been more confident in yourself, though you canât shake the general nervousness off.
You make your test run to Zaya who says her mind is blown and thereâs no chance you wonât get the promotion.Â
âYou got it, boss,â she fist bumps you, something youâve grown to like, itâs her form of appreciation.Â
âI hope so,â you sigh. âAlright, Iâll grab a coffee quickly before the meeting.â
You head a few levels down to the main kitchen area that has the best coffee machine in the building. Itâs already past the morning rush, so youâre delighted to see that there are just a few people lingering around. Including Eric.
âHey!â you huff out a smile as you stand next to him at the coffee machine. He peeks at you, just a tiny smile on his lips, but it doesnât reach his eyes like usual.
âHey.â
âIf youâre curious, I was only just a bit late this morning,â you chuckle to yourself, grabbing a cup while Eric waits for his own coffee to get ready.Â
âMm, great. Sorry about⊠the morning.â
âItâs okay, are you nervous? About the presentation?â
Funny enough youâre running for the promotion against Eric, the guy youâve been hooking up for the past few months. Itâs nothing serious, no strings attached, mostly just sex, though you believe that if you spend at least three nights together every week and spend time outside of bed as well, that has to mean more than just a regular hook up.
Right?
âNot really,â he shrugs, but it doesnât sound genuine.
âItâs okay, youâll do good,â you smile at him warmly as you place your hand on his arm and give it a squeeze, but youâre surprised when he moves out of your touch, shooting you a look.
âNot⊠in the office, Y/N,â he grits through his teeth, looking around to check if anyone saw the tiny gesture while youâre just blinking at him dumbly.
Yes, you usually keep your⊠whatever it is out of the office, but he hasnât been this distant to you before. Before you could ask his phone starts ringing and he mumbles an apology before running off.
You write it off as nerves, you know Eric to be highly competitive, it must be a new field for him as well, running against someone he is involved with.Â
Your heart is racing when you enter the boardroom, welcoming the people that will decide your future at the company, the CEO, the CFO, the head of marketing and a few others youâre not that familiar with, but you know they have power.
For the promotion you had to come up with a plan to boost the numbers on the website that hasnât been doing much lately. You worked up a plan for a marketing strategy that would reach the target audience in a better way, itâs pretty awesome, youâre quite proud of it and youâre convinced youâll kick ass with your presentation.
There are a few more minutes left until the meeting, you pour yourself some water and go ahead to open your slides on your computer so you have it all ready when itâs your turn.
âWhat⊠Oh no,â you whisper, when your computer starts lagging and the cursor freezes. âNo, no, no!â
âEverything alright, Miss?â the CFO notices your panic.
âYes!â you force a smile on your face. âEverything is⊠perfect.â
He nods and turns back to his previous conversation while your panic intensifies. You keep pushing buttons and trying to move the cursor, but it looks pretty dead, so you decide to shut it down and try to restart it, hopefully it will come back from the dead.Â
Eric strides into the room, but as he takes his seat he doesnât even look at you, just sets out his own laptop and paper notes and stares ahead of him. No matter how you try to catch his attention, he ignores you fully and itâs just another punch in your stomach.
What the hell is happening?
âAlright, everyone ready?â Daniel, the CEO claps his hands together. âEric, youâre up first,â he gestures at him and while youâre still desperately trying to revive your computer.Â
Eric sets up and when his presentation appears behind him your stomach drops instantly.Â
The title, the topic, the colors⊠everything. You know all of it, because⊠because you made it. Itâs yours.
You forget about your computer as Eric starts talking and he presents your idea, everything you came up with and worked hard on, he hasnât changed a bit about it and now he is making it look like itâs his own. If you were panicking before now youâre about to set on fire.
That would be probably nice, because you wouldnât have to go up there and most likely embarrass yourself.Â
How did he get your presentation? Why did he steal it? You canât blame him just out of the blue, you need proof and right now the only device that could have it is dead in front of you.Â
You are so screwed.Â
â Holy fucking shit, oh my God!â you keep mumbling under your breath as you approach your desk, holding your dead computer to your chest, eyes wide from what you just went through.
âBoss? You alright?â Zayaâs eyes widen when she sees you all shocked and traumatized.
âNo! Iâm anything but alright!â
Luckily, the small meeting room near your desk is vacant so youâre quick to take it, Zaya following you right after, shutting the door closed so you can unleash fully.
âOh my God I canât fucking believe him! The asshole! How did he fucking do it?!â you snap, throwing everything to the table so you can anxiously start pacing the floor with your hands on your hips. âI cannot believe this, what the hell!â
âY/N, what happened? Youâre starting to scare me,â Zaya eyes you and she actually looks scared which is a new thing, the girl is fearless.
âEric! He stole my⊠my whole fucking presentation!â you whisper-yell, throwing your hands up into the air. âEvery slide! Every detail! It was all mine! And he sold it as his own!â
âW-what? But⊠how? And what did you present then?â
âI have no idea! He was up first, as we all knew ahead of time, he went up there, opened his presentation and it was mine! I thought I was about to fall off my seat, fucking hell,â you groan, rubbing your face with your hands. Thanks to your rushed morning youâre not wearing any makeup today so at least you canât turn yourself into a panda bear. âMy laptop died right before the meeting started so I could use it as an excuse and⊠fuck, I made up a whole other plan on the spot!â Youâre about to start hyperventilating, maybe even crying which youâve never ever done at work before.
âBut⊠thatâs good, right? That you came up with something new?â Zaya tries to see the bright side of it, but you shake your head violently.
âYou know what I came up with? I said Iâm planning to rebuild the whole fucking website! All of it!â
âOh no.â
âOh yes! I basically set myself up for failure!â
Everyone knows a full makeover could easily be a death sentence, especially with such a short notice. You have no structure to it, no plan and most importantly no IT support to do the actual work. Because you can dream up any idea, but you cannot actually write the code for it.Â
Zaya tries to cheer you up but you both know youâre not only knee high, but probably neck high in deep shit. She promises to take up extra hours to help you figure out what to do and though itâs nice, the situation still feels pretty much lost.
Youâre on the verge of tears when you make your way to the IT department to have your computer checked out, which is still pretty much dead. Youâre already dreading the interaction, Steven, the head of the IT department is a real pain in the ass, he never wants to actually help with anything so itâs always a fight to get things done with him.Â
When you walk into their office he is the first one you see and you almost groan out loud, but manage to keep quiet as you approach him.
âHi Steven, do you happen to have a moment?â you ask, as politely and nicely as you can in the light of what just happened, but apparently itïżœïżœïżœs not enough for him, because the look he gives you makes you want to turn around and run away.
âWhatâs the matter?â he grimaces, fixing his glasses as he leans back in his seat.
âMy laptop just died,â you hold up the device.Â
He stares at you, then at your laptop and then his eyes flicker back to you and he stays silent for what feels like forever before he speaks up.
âI have no time for this now,â he says, returning to his own computer and your shoulders fall forward in defeat, but then he speaks up again. âGo to the back and ask for Styles.â
âThank you,â you breathe out and are already on your way away from his desk.
Maneuvering between the desks youâre trying to find out whoâs Styles or who to even ask to tell you where to find him and youâre just about to stop at one of the desks when you see a big screen, a sticker on the back of it that says H. Styles, so you make your way over there.
As youâre approaching the desk a head full of chocolate curls appear and soon you spot the guy sitting behind the screen, peering up at you with curious, green eyes from behind his glasses.
âAre you⊠Styles?â you ask, feeling weird that you only know his family name. He stares at you for a second with wide eyes and you start to think youâve got the wrong guy, but then he nods, the curls bouncing along with the movement.
âY-yeah. Iâm Harry Styles.â
âGreat! Steven said you might be able to have a look at my computer, itâs completely dead.â
âSure,â he clears his throat as he pushes back from the desk while you round it to give the laptop to him. âW-what happened?â he asks as he opens it up and tries to turn it on, but the screen remains black.
âUm, basically it froze right before the most important presentation of my life and then it died and hasn't turned on since then,â you summarize with a sad smile as you watch him grab some kind of cable to connect your laptop with his computer.
Harry hums as he opens some kind of program that has a long, complicated looking code running in front of him and he clicks and searches in it so easily as if he was reading a childrenâs book.Â
âIs it fully dead?â you ask after a couple of minutes.Â
âNo, but you got a virus, it might take some time to restore everything and some files might not make it, Iâm sorry.â
You let out a shaky breath, feeling like crying again, but you manage to swallow them back as you lean against the edge of Harryâs desk. He looks up at you like a frightened kid.
âI-I can try to get everything back, I promise, itâs just thatââ
âNo, I know itâs not up to you. Thank you though. Iâm just on the verge of⊠would it be weird if I started screaming right now?â you ask rhetorically as you pinch the bridge of your nose.Â
âI can set up another one for you to use with all the access cloned from yours, but you wonât have the files in the meantime.â
âThat would be wonderful, thank you.â
âIs there any file in particular you want me to try to recover?â
âThereâs this folder that would be nice if I had it, here, this is the name,â you say as you grab a post-it and a pen and scribble the name down with all the files in it.Â
âOkay, I will try to restore it. Give me a few minutes to set your replacement computer up.â
Nodding sadly you wait by Harryâs desk, watching him work on his computer like itâs an instrument and he is pretty much a professional. You know nothing about programming, but Harry seems like a wizard, you have no idea why Steven makes him deal with all the tiny things when he could pretty much redeem the world.Â
âHere, this is the password, everything is set up,â he hands you the new computer.
âThank you.â
âIâll give you an email when I have something about your old one.â
âOkay, my address isââ
âI know, I just⊠I literally just logged you into your account,â he reminds me with a shy smile and you realize heâs right.
âOh. I forgot. Well, thank you so much, Harry. And Iâm sorry you have to deal with it now.â
âItâs fine, Iâm the newest on the team, this is how it goes. Rookies get to deal with all the device issues,â he chuckles shortly.
You nod with a sympathetic smile and pay one last look to your savior. He looks young, around your age, but heâs sporting a slight stubble that adds some harshness to his otherwise boyish face. Heâs got kind eyes behind his glasses, the prettiest pink lips youâve ever seen on a man and his curls are screaming to be touched, though youâre not sure HR would take it well if you were just walking around the office, touching peopleâs hair. Oddly, it wouldnât be the first time they would have to deal with a situation like this. Bobby DeMarco was a weird dude who worked in sales and he had an even weirder obsession with playing with womenâs hair randomly. He didnât last too long at the company, luckily.
When you return to your desk it takes everything in you to focus on working and A, not find Eric to claw his eyes out and B, not anxiously wait to hear anything from the board about todayâs meeting. They are supposed to give feedback today and approve if you can continue working on your project and they can easily just kick you out of the whole thing as well. If that happened Eric would still have to prove himself to be a good fit for the role, but youâd have no chance to ever step up at the company.
Youâre a mess, to say the least. Youâre panicking over having to do a full website makeover in just a month, you have no idea where you stand with Eric and honestly, youâre torn between never wanting to talk to him and also screaming at him until your lungs give up.
God, your sister will be so mad, she was right! Jeanie warned you. She said it right at the beginning when you started hooking up with Eric that itâs not gonna end well, but you thought she was talking about being dumped eventually, not getting your promotion stolen from you!
When Zaya comes up to you with a question later in the day youâre still so shaken up you can barely make out an answer for her.
âI think you should report it,â she suggests, holding her notebook to her chest.
âAnd what do I have as proof? My computer is totally dead with all the evidence I made the presentation,â you groan, leaning back in your seat.
âLetâs hope the hot IT guy can restore everything.â
âHot?â you chuckle. âHow do you know heâs hot?â
âYou said itâs Harry doing it, right? Curly hair, glasses?â You nod. âI know him, he is definitely hot,â she shrugs smirking, shifting her weight to one leg. âYou know what would be nice? Hooking up with him to get revenge on Eric!â
âH-Hooking up? Why would Eric care about who I hook up with?â you clear your throat, pretending like you havenât had a thing going on with Eric these past months. Zaya gives you a look that clearly says you shouldnât think sheâs stupid and blind.
âPlease, Y/N.â
Sighing you roll your eyes as you give up the act.
âJudging from the betrayal Eric gives absolutely no shit about me.â
âMaybe, maybe not,â she shrugs just when your computer pings, signaling two new emails in your inbox.
One from the board and one from Harry.
âOh shit,â you gasp as you lean forward so fast you almost fall off your seat and Zaya runs behind your desk to see whatâs happening as you open the email from the board.
Your eyes skim over the lines several times before you finally process what was written in it.
They approved your plan. Youâre still up for the promotion.
âCongrats! You made it!â Zaya cheers.
âFuck,â you whisper under your breath.
âWhatâs wrong? I thought this was what you wanted.â
âThe chance and the promotion? Yes. But now I have to do a full website makeover in a month which is practically impossible.â
Youâre still moping and silently panicking when youâre approaching Harryâs desk for the second time today. When he sees you he jumps to his feet and you almost break a smile because he looks like a puppy for a second, but then you see that he has taken his sweatshirt off, wearing only a simple black t-shirt that puts his tattoo littered arms on display.
Fuck, Zaya was right. He really is kinda hot.
âHey,â he waves at you when you finally reach his desk.
âHi, how did it go?â you ask with a deep breath.
âActually kinda good, I could save most of your stuff,â he says as he sits back and you walk behind his desk, seeing your laptop still wired to his computer. âI saved the files onto a harddrive, but I donât recommend you to keep using the laptop, itâs⊠itâs pretty fried,â he chuckles, pushing the glasses further up on the bridge of his nose and for a moment you just stare at his side profile instead of focusing on what heâs showing you on his screen.
âUh, thatâs okay, Iâll be fine with the files,â you clear your throat.
âSo um⊠I donât know if it matters or not, but I-I thought you might want to know that you didnât just get the virus because you clicked on something, it was⊠well, someone put it on your computer and it started attacking the firmware.â
You blink a few times as you process his words and then it all starts to make sense.
âWhat do you mean someone put it on my computer?â
âWell, there was a malware hidden on your computer that basically attacked the firmware which made it impossible for you to use the laptop and it also attacked the files saved, I found an implanted code that was giving access toââ
âHarry, I donât really understand what youâre saying,â you remind him, his words sounding absolutely foreign to you.
âSorry,â he breathes out with a nod. âSo basically, the virus stopped your computer from working and it also gave access to a third party to reach your files.â
âSo someone could use my files?â
âYeah, exactly.â
You feel like fainting again, because now it all makes sense. And youâre starting to see red.
âCan you see what files they messed with?â
âActually, Iâm glad you asked,â he smiles proudly. âI was able to find everything they duplicated and thereâs a folder they tried to get rid of, but I restored it.â
âIs it by any chance the folder I gave the name to you?â
âIt is,â he nods, his fingers starting to type on his keyboard at lightspeed. âHere. See these lines?â he asks, pointing at a code you understand nothing of, but you nod. âItâs basically something they should have paid attention to if they wanted to leave no trace, but I found it so now we know what they were trying to put their hands on. I even have time stamps too. The virus was on your computer for a while and then it was activated to attack the firmware today.â
This is all like a movie, it feels like youâre in Mission Impossible or James Bond, except itâs not a great villain who is working against you but the guy you trusted to let into your bed. The guy you considered your friend and even something more than just that lately.
You made a mistake, you see it now and you want to dwell on it but you know you have no time for that, you have to keep moving forward.
âDo you know who did it?â
âUnfortunately, no. I could only get proof if I had access to the other personâs computer who was hacking yours. Iâm sorry.â
Harry seems genuinely sad, as if he failed, but he did so much for you already.
âItâs okay. Thank you so much, can you⊠like, make a record of all these? So we have all this as proof at least.â
âAlready done,â he nods. âDo you want me to file a report?â
âNo. No need for that,â you shake your head. âBut⊠I want to ask a favor from you. I know we barely know each other and you probably have a lot of work, so feel free to say no.â
âWhat is it?â
âDo you want to help me redesign our whole website?â
Youâre anxiously chewing on your bottom lip as you wait for the Skype call to be answered, your sisterâs name flashing on the screen until her pixelated face replaces it.
And she looks mad, just as you expected.
âY/N, I told you so! I literally told you so!â she starts off, the voice cracks a bit as the call stabilizes.
âCan we skip the part where you tell me off like a child for hooking up with a coworker who ended up fucking me over?â you flash a smile, but she rolls her eyes at you, leaning back on her couch, her right side getting more illuminated by the lamp beside her couch. Itâs past seven in the evening in Tokyo while itâs just six am for you. For the past six months this has been your usual, trying to call each other at a time thatâs reasonable for the both of you with the insane thirteen hours of time difference. Itâs definitely a hard task and sometimes you have to plan a call days, even weeks ahead.
âNo, because Iâm so mad!â she groans. âMostly at the fucker, but you as well!â
âI really donât need to hear how much I fucked up,â you mumble, looking down at your lap.
âSorry,â she sighs, realizing she is making you feel even guiltier. âIâm just⊠you worked so hard for this and now he is ruining it.â
âIâm still up for the promotion,â you shrug.
âYeah, but you said itâs almost impossible to do what you presented.â
âWell, things are looking a bit better now.â
She listens intently as you tell her about what Harry found on your computer and how you ended up asking him to help you out. You truly didnât think he would say yes, but he didnât even think about it before agreeing. So now you have the IT part covered by him, you just have to come up with all the rest.
âThis Harry guyâŠâ Sammy starts and you hold up your hand.
âDonât give me the speech again, I learned my lesson.â
âNo, actually I wanted to say that I like him.â
âFor real?â you ask, raising your eyebrows.Â
âI mean, he is willing to work an immense amount of extra time on your project and he basically has no benefit from it. I hope you do realize how big of a sacrifice he is making for your promotion.â
You knew how big of a deal it has been from Harry to help you out but now that Sammy said it out loud, realization hits. Itâs not right he gets nothing out of it, so you note to yourself to go over it with him when you meet him in the morning for your first planning session.
âIâll talk to him about it. Now letâs talk about something else.â
Harry was afraid he wouldnât be able to wake up so early in the morning and make it into the office for the meeting with you, but it turns out his excitement to be working with you is kicking him out of bed even before his alarm goes off.Â
He does his usual morning routine, shower, get dressed, breakfast and checking he has everything he needs in his backpack for the day and then heâs on his way. When he walks into the cafĂ© thatâs two blocks away from his apartment the bell gently chimes above his head, catching the attention of the owner, Frida.Â
âHarry! Youâre up early today!â she greets him with a beaming smile, her grey hair is in her signature low bun, her blue eyes twinkling at the sight of him.
âI have an early meeting,â he mumbles with a shy smile, the tip of his ears turning red and she doesnât miss it, but she knows how closed off he is so she doesnât even try to tease her about it.Â
âThe usual?â
âUm, yeah, but can you make it two?â
âOf course,â she nods with a knowing smile, her suspicion is getting proven that this early meeting is with someone special.Â
The two chat lightly while Friday makes the coffees to go, handing the paper cups to Harry once theyâre done.
âHave a lovely day, Harry,â she waves after him and he nods back, pushing the door open with his hips, a cup in each of his hands.
He canât deny thereâs a pep in his step as he enters the building thatâs eerily empty so early in the morning. He did not expect his day to take such an unexpected turn yesterday. Heâs seen you around the office a few times before but he knew nothing about you, just that your laughter is ridiculously contagious. Then you jumped into the elevator with him in the morning, looking a bit messy but very pretty nevertheless. He could only blink as the elevator sped up and moments later you were out of sight.
But then you strolled into the IT department with your ruined computer and he finally learned your name. While he wanted to help with your laptop as much and fast as possible, he was also dreading the moment youâd pick the harddrive up with all your files and then never talk to him again. He felt silly, crushing on a woman he only officially met just a few hours before, but he couldnât help it. Even when you were visibly stressed and worried he thought you were enchanting.Â
He was not expecting you to ask for his help, but luckily his brain clicked instantly and agreed without hesitation. For one, heâs been dealing with boring projects as the rookie on the team and this seems like a great challenge for him.Â
On the other hand, he would have said yes to anything you asked him, literally.Â
So now as he walks into the meeting room where youâre supposed to meet his excitement is mixed with some anxiety, because as much as he is curious about this project he is nervous to spend so much time with you all of a sudden. He can only hope he wonât seem like a freak to you.
Thanks to the early Skype session with Sammy youâre on time too, arriving to the office building just minutes after Harry. Heâs setting his laptop up when you arrive, his head snapping up when you approach the desk and take the seat next to him.
âMorning,â you smile at him warmly.
âGood morning,â he smiles back, fixing his glasses to sit straight before reaching for the extra cup of coffee. âUm, I brought you this. Actually, I realized too late that I donât know how you like your coffee, so y-you donât have to drink itâŠâ
âOh! Thatâs very kind, thank you! I drink coffee however I can,â you chuckle. âI just need the caffeine.â
You see a small smile flash across his face before he returns to his computer while you settle next to him.Â
âBefore we start, I wanted to go over something with you.â Harry turns to you curiously as you try to figure out what to even say. âThis is a huge thing and I know it needs a lot of time and work. I donât feel comfortable letting you do it without getting anything for the work you do.â
âOh, I-I donât need anything, Iâm glad to help.â
âThatâs very kind, but it still doesnât feel fair. If there is anything I can do for you, literally anything, just feel free to ask. I would feel better if I knew youâre getting your reward for your work.â
Harry thinks about it for a few seconds before nodding to himself.
âDo I have to come up with something now?â
âNo,â you chuckle. âJust promise me youâll think of some way I can pay you back.â
âOkay.â
In the next hour you learn two things. One, working with Harry is incredibly easy. He is efficient, communicates well and simply a great at teamwork, itâs like a breath of fresh air after some of the people youâve previously worked with.
The other thing you learn is that he is incredibly smart and it makes him very⊠sexy.
God, you shouldnât be having these thoughts after what happened with Eric, but youâre not immune to a good-looking man with so much knowledge, especially when itâs in IT. You know nothing about coding and when he pulls up his miles long codes, types quietly for a few minutes and then shows you what he did, explaining to you the science behind it⊠itâs making you feel things you shouldnât be. Itâs so attractive when someone knows so much about something and theyâre passionate and devoted to the field. Itâs clear that Harryâs field is programming and he is ridiculously good at it.Â
You were afraid the task would turn out to be impossible and every time he spends just a little more time silently staring at his code youâre expecting him to give up and tell you he canât do it.
But he comes up with something every time and by the time the meeting ends you feel oddly enthusiastic and optimistic about the whole makeover that was scaring you to death just yesterday.
âHarry, you are⊠truly a life saver,â you sigh contently as you lean back in your seat, a long list of tasks on your screen, but you can actually see the light at the end of the tunnel now.Â
âIâm happy to help,â he smiles shyly, nodding to himself.Â
âDo not forget about the payment, I really want to pay it all back to you.â
âI wonât, I promise,â he chuckles softly.
âAlright. Iâll see you tomorrow, right?â
âTomorrow,â he confirms before packing up his stuff and leaving.
You stay in your seat for a little longer, just having a break before starting your actual work day. Opening up your calendar you check what meetings you have today and thatâs when you face what youâve been religiously ignoring since yesterdayâs ordeal.
The weekly marketing sync where most of the time itâs just you and Eric, because Dominik, the third person who should be present likes to cancel last minute.Â
Itâs ridiculous that you still havenât gotten into contact with him. Part of you was expecting him to come to you, to give you any kind of explanation though there is nothing he could have said that would have explained why he did all of that.
Itâs been radio silence on his part and now you have to face him and talk to him.
Youâd rather throw up in the middle of the office than do it, but you have to suck it up and deal with him.
He is there in the meeting room when you walk in, typing away on his computer like nothing happened, like he didnât just try to ruin your career.
âEric?â you call out, your voice sounds a lot more confident than you were expecting luckily.
He looks up, his face remains completely blank and it just angers you even more.
âHey,â he nods without batting an eye.
âHey?â you chuckle, as you close the door behind you, shutting you away from the rest of the people outside. âDonât you have something to say to me?â
âY/N, do you really want to do this?â he sighs, as if it was tiring to even think about the situation.
âEric, you stole my whole presentation and sold it as yours!â
âAre you sure about that?â
Youâre seeing red. And youâve never been this close to actually punching someone in the face.Â
âOf course Iâm sure about it! That was my presentation! Are you fucking kidding me?!â
Eric stands from his seat, taking his sweet time as he walks closer, trying to intimidate you with the height difference, which used to work, you even found it hot when he towered over you, but now itâs like his existence is giving you the ick.
âYou have no proof, Y/N. And you didnât say a word at the meeting. That ship has sailed, now itâs time to move on.â
âIt was all just a joke to you?â
âI told you at the beginning I didnât want anything serious, that wasnât a lie.â
âBut did you do it just to fuck my presentation up? We literally started hooking up when the open position was announced.â
âDoes it matter?â
âIt does!â you laugh in disbelief, tears stinging your eyes, but you refuse to give him the satisfaction of seeing you cry because of him.
âOkay,â he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. âI just wanted to get to know you and see what youâd come up with for the presentation, but then one thing followed the other and⊠I went with it.â He shrugs and then goes back to his computer like you just discussed the weather and not how he used you and then threw you away.
You canât hold yourself together any longer, so you turn around and get as far from him as possible as you try not to start sobbing in the middle of the office. Fuck, this shouldnât hurt this much, but you really trusted him, you thought you could have something serious, you were hoping Sammy wouldnât be right about him, but she was. Unfortunately.
âFuck, fuck, fuck,â you mumble under your breath as you approach your desk Zaya is not in today, so itâs pretty calm around your desk, but then you spot someone lingering there.
âY/N?â Harry sees how shaken you look as you finally reach him at your desk. âA-Are you alright?â
âHi Harry,â you force a smile out, but you canât fool anyone with it. âDid we⊠Do we have a meeting or something?â
âNo, I just wanted to show something⊠Y/N, are you about to cry?ââ
âN-No,â you shake your head, but your lips are already wobbling and you fail to prove your words right.
âUh, come on, letâs have a break. Want to come up to the roof?â He gently circles an arm around your shoulders and you let him lead you back to the elevators.
âRoof? We can go out to the roof?â you ask, wiping your tears away.
He doesnât reply, just makes sure to shield you from the curious eyes as you make your way up to the top of the building. You genuinely didnât know the roof could be used and when you see Harry push the heavy door open that leads outside youâre guessing itâs not exactly a public spot, but you donât question it.
It looks just like how a rooftop should look, itâs definitely not open for public use but when Harry leads you over the corner and you see a little bench there, facing the panoramic view, you know you have just found a secret spot.
âIs this where you hide from Steven?â you attempt to joke as you sit down with him.Â
âSometimes, yes,â he chuckles. âNot my spot though, I think the janitor comes up here to smoke, but I havenât run into him yet.â
You sit in silence, Harry gives you time and space to pull yourself together, not rushing you to talk at all and youâre grateful for his patience. Staring ahead at the view you take a few deep breaths, telling yourself not to let Ericâs bullshit get to your head.Â
âIâm sorry you had to⊠deal with my tantrum,â you chuckle sadly at last.Â
âThat wasnât a tantrum,â he smiles softly. âAnd donât be sorry, everyone could have a bad day. Want to talk about what happened?â
âI trusted the wrong person,â you purse your lips. âUm, the virus you found on my computer. Someone from the company put it there to fuck up my chances for a promotion Iâve been dreaming of for a long time.â
âWhat? Are you⊠are you serious?â
âYeah and the worst part is that⊠god, donât tell anyone, but Iâve been kind of⊠hooking up with him and he said it was all just to get closer to me.â
Harry opens his mouth to say something, but then ends up closing it, processing what you just told him. You donât blame him for being lost and confused, itâs a shitshow, to say the least.Â
âThatâs⊠Thatâs awful, Iâm sorry,â he clears his throat, gently shaking his head.Â
âYou have nothing to be sorry about,â you chuckle. âI trusted the wrong person. Learned my lesson,â you shrug, and you wish you could actually end it all in your head with that, but you know it will bother you for a while at least.Â
âCan I ask who this person is?â
âEric Sonders.â
âI think⊠I know him. Didnât think he could be this⊠vile.â
âMe neither!â you laugh.Â
âSo⊠he stole your idea and presentation, so now you have to do something else? And thatâs the makeover?â
Nodding you briefly tell him what happened at the meeting, he listens intently and then shakes his head in disapproval, probably just as upset and lost about Ericâs behavior as you are.Â
âYou should report him, this is incredibly unethical and unacceptable.â
âI have no proof. We canât prove that he did it all to my computer, you said it yourself.â
âShit, youâre right.â
While Harry is deep in his thoughts you just stare ahead of yourself, doing a short assessment of your current situation. This should have been an exciting, professionally challenging time in your life, working on something that would earn you your promotion, but now, you feel like itâs more out of your reach than ever.
âWeâll make it work,â Harry speaks up, as if he could read your mind. âWe can do it.â
âYou really think so?â
âYeah. Itâs gonna be a tight stretch, but⊠Itâs not impossible.â
âYou are truly a life saver for agreeing to do it, Harry. I have no idea what I would do without you.â
He turns to you with a sheepish smile and you notice the slight pink shade on his cheeks as he nods.
âIâm happy to help.â
Part of you knew this would be deadly, but even after expecting the worst, it hits you like a train.
In the next two weeks you feel like you spend every waking moment working on the project with Harry. Sometimes you do it together, sharing ideas, discussing them, sometimes youâre together but work in silence and sometimes you do it apart. Whichever it is, you eat, drink and dream with the new website.
While Harry is taking care of the coding, you do everything else, that means content writing, planning, organizing and also designing. Itâs been ages since the last time you designed anything, once upon a time you thought youâd end up in that field, but then somehow marketing came into the picture and now you have to combine your two passions.Â
Itâs destroying you absolutely, but slowly itâs starting to add up and you can see the progress.Â
On a Friday evening youâre still in the office after seven, practically everyone has left by now, but youâre deep in work with Harry beside you. It's one of those quiet sessions, when youâre working together, but only speak when thereâs an issue. Neither of you said anything for about an hour when the silence is interrupted by Harryâs ringing phone.
âAh, sorry,â he mumbles, jumping in his seat at the sudden noise as he reaches for the phone, checking the caller ID before his eyes go wide. âOh shit,â he mumbles and you look up at him as he answers the call. âHey Mitch!â
You hear a voice from the phone, but itâs too muffled for you to make out what they are saying.
âUm, Iâm kind of still at the office⊠No, I didnât forget!â he protests, but the look on his face clearly tells you he did forget something. âI-I donât know⊠Yeah, Iâve been just working with Y/N⊠No, I wonâtâ Mitch⊠No!... Uh, okayâŠâ
He holds the phone away from his ear, covering the mic with a hand as he looks at you with anxious eyes, he looks like a reindeer caught in headlights.Â
âUm, I forgot I was supposed to meet two of my friends for a few drinks. Is it okay if I leave now?â
âOh God, of course! Harry, itâs so late, I shouldnât have kept you here so long.â
âYou didnât keep me,â he chuckles, before the worried look returns to his face. âActually, would you⊠I mean only if you want toâSo do you maybe⊠want to come?â
Itâs adorable how he stumbles over his own words and you see the familiar pink shade tinting his face again, itâs a color youâve seen a lot lately and youâve grown to quite like it.Â
âOh, I wouldnât want to intrude on your time with your friends.â
âYou wouldnât intrude, I mean, Iâm asking because I want you to join, obviously.â
âI-Iâll just go home and work some more, itâs fineââ
âY/N, weâve been working all day,â he chuckles. âYou deserve some free time as well.â
You think of his words, these two weeks has been so busy you didnât even do anything else than working and sleeping practically. Some off time would be actually amazing for your fried brain.
âOnly if you truly donât mind,â you say at last.
âLetâs pack then,â he beams with a smile as he shuts his computer down.
Twenty minutes later youâre walking into a bar youâve never been to, joining Harryâs friends for drinks and though you canât put your finger on it, but for some reason you feel a bit anxious.Â
âHey guys,â Harry waves at a couple sitting in a dimly lit booth. The woman is the first one to look at you with a beaming, bright smile as she slides out and holds her hand out for you.
âHi! You must be Y/N! Iâm Sarah and this is my husband, Mitch,â
âItâs nice to meet you,â you breathe out as you shake hands with Mitch as well.
Youâre instantly bombarded with questions from Sarah as you slip into the booth and donât even notice that Harry leaves and then returns with two drinks.
âOh, thank you,â you smile at him as he sits beside you.
âSo how is the project going?â Mitch speaks up, lazily draping an arm to the back of the seat behind Sarah.
âItâs going good,â Harry hums with a small nod, very humble about how much he has gotten done in just the first week.
âMostly because of Harryâs hard work,â you add, praising him the way he deserves and it brings back that pink shade to his cheeks.
Sarah and Mitch are very easy to talk to, they seem curious about the projects the two of you are working on and just you in general. Youâre having a great time hanging out with them and you feel like youâve known them for a long time even though you literally just met.
You donât even notice how time flies by, only when Sarah checks the time and lets Mitch know that they need to be heading home so the babysitter can leave.
âIt was really nice meeting you, Y/N. I hope we can do this some other time,â Sarah hugs you.
âIf Harry doesnât mind me interrupting his time with his friends, then Iâm in,â you chuckle, looking at the man in question who just shakes his head with a shy smile, letting you know he definitely does not mind.
âAlright, then itâs settled!â
They say their goodbye to Harry as well and suddenly itâs just the two of you in the booth and Harry is noticeably more nervous than before.
âUm, w-we donât have to stay, if you want to go home, you coââ
âIâm happy to stay, Harry,â you smile at him without hesitation. He seems surprised, but excited at your answer.
You order another round of drinks and with the previous ones already consumed, it seems like Harry is slowly opening up, leaving his shyness behind and you get to have a peek behind his walls. The more you find out about him the more sure you get that he is truly an amazing, brilliant person and you wish you had met him earlier.
Maybe then you wouldnât have fallen for Ericâs bullshit. Maybe then you would have fallen for him.
The drinks youâve had donât actually let it register, but youâre already developing a crush on him. How could you not? He is sweet, caring, smart, very thoughtful, basically the polar opposite of Eric. Itâs making you question what you even saw in that asshole, you really put the bar too low.
âOh shit, itâs already three in the morning,â you chuckle, when you finally check the time. âI should head home, I canât sleep all day tomorrow,â you sigh, rubbing your face with your hands, realizing just how tired you feel.Â
âIâll call an Uber, is it okay if we share one?â
âItâs more than okay,â you smile at him lazily.
Minutes later youâre out in front of the bar, waiting for the ride to arrive. It has gotten significantly chillier, you did not dress for a night out so youâre holding your blazer jacket tight on yourself. When Harry notices he shrugs off his jean jacket without a word and drapes it over your shoulders.
âNo, youâll be cold!â you try to protest, but he shakes his head.
âI have a hoodie in my backpack,â he shrugs and pulls out a black hoodie, putting it on right when a car pulls up in front of you.
âThank you for inviting me out tonight,â you quietly speak up on the backseat of the Uber, staring at Harryâs dimly lit handsome face. His glasses slid down on the bridge of his nose and you had enough drinks to have the courage to reach out and push them back gently. The gesture seemingly surprised him, but he doesnât protest, just keeps his eyes focused on you.
âIt was nice hanging out with you outside of the office.â
âNow we know we have things to talk about outside of the project,â you chuckle, making him grin as well. âWeâre a great duo, Harry.â
âYou think so?â
âYeah. I wasnât sure about it at first, I have never had to work this closely together with an IT guy and I was afraid I might be too intense for you. But it all turned out so good, I like spending time with you.â
âReally?â
âIs it that surprising?â you chuckle, letting your head fall back and rest on the back of the seat. âYouâre a cool guy, Harry Styles. And very handsome.â
The last comment rolls off your tongue before you could bite it back and though itâs too dark to see it, you just know he is all blushed. Before any of you could speak up, the car comes to a stop, youâve arrived at your building. Harry gets out of the car with you and walks you up to the door.Â
âSee you on monday?â he shyly kicks the dust, hands in his pockets.Â
âYeah. Thanks for tonight,â you repeat yourself and thereâs a heartbeat of silence where you feel that moment.
You probably should not be feeling this way, not after getting yourself burnt so bad, but you canât help it. You want to kiss Harry and for a split second you believe he wants to do the same. His eyes flicker down to your lips and you move just a tiny bit closer to him, time stands still and just when you think heâll do it, he clears his throat and steps back.
âGood night, Y/N,â he mumbles nodding before he walks back to the car.Â
You stand there, feeling stupid as you blink after him before snapping out of your trance, forcing yourself to walk inside. As you take a quick shower and get ready to bed you get into a spiral.Â
First of all youâre such a needy idiot for jumping from one man to the other. You should not be looking at men at all after Eric and yet here you are, crushing on yet another coworker of yours, what is wrong with you?!Â
And second, why were you expecting him to kiss you? Youâve barely known each other for a few weeks and Harry is a reasonable man, he is probably not at all like you, he probably doesnât want to get involved with a coworker especially not you. Some signs were giving you a feeling that he might have liked you more than just a friend, but you must have totally misread him.Â
You have to control yourself and not scare him away, especially since he is doing you a huge favor, the last thing you want to do is to make him uncomfortable.
Harry hasnât stopped thinking about you all weekend. Specifically about that moment in front of your apartment building where he would have sworn he felt you were expecting him to kiss you, but he couldnât do it. Not when you were clearly intoxicated.
He didnât want you to think he would ever take advantage of you like that.
The next week starts oddly. He gets some extra tasks and you get involved in another project as well, so you canât work together like last week. Monday and then Tuesday rushes by without the two of you meeting. By Wednesday Harry is craving to see you again and it seems like itâs finally happening, because you donât cancel your morning meeting. He arrives in a good mood with coffee for you and him, excited to show you everything he finished in the past days.
But then he can feel the change in you when you walk in.
You seem off, but at first he canât tell why. Youâre not your bubbly self, you seem very closed off and oddly professional compared to the times the two of you met earlier. Harry tries to tell himself itâs nothing serious, but the more time you spend together the more obvious itâs getting and he canât take it anymore.
âY/N?â he quietly asks at the end of the meeting. âIs everything alright?â
âSure,â you nod, but itâs like as if you didnât even believe it yourself.
âDid⊠Did I do something that upset you?â
âNope, I justâŠâ You sigh, giving up the facade youâve been trying hard to keep up. âListen, about Friday, Iâm very sorry, Harry.â
âSorry? For what?â
âI feel like I overstepped a line and made you uncomfortable, Iâm sorry about that. If I made you uncomfortable. I want us to work well together and my unfiltered mouth was not at all professional that night, so Iâm really sorry about that.â
Harry is blinking at you, confused and lost about what you truly meant by all that. He did not see this coming and now he has no idea how to react other than just looking at you with a startled expression.
âCan we just go back to where we were before that?â
âWhere⊠I donât-I mean, umâŠâ
âLetâs just forget about when we parted ways, please?â
âSo⊠Uh, yeah,â he at last nods, trying his best to mask his disappointment. He thought there might be something more between the two of you, but this conversation is proof that you just had too many drinks and you didnât mean any of it.Â
âThank you so much,â you breathe out in relief. âI wouldnât want to ruin our work together.â
Harry nods silently and doesnât ask more about it.Â
He is trying hard to hide his disappointment and part of home wants to know if you felt even the slightest spark on Friday or it was all just the alcohol, but he is not one to dig into things that might end him up in an awkward situation. He just swallows it all down and pulls his walls up again.
You can feel a bitter taste in your mouth as well after your talk with Harry. Something felt off, but you canât put your finger on it and soon you have something else to worry about.Â
Youâre surprised to see Eric chatting with Zaya when you return to your desk. Your intern, bless her heart, is trying to keep a straight and professional face but you can tell she wants to scream at the man who definitely thinks he is charming the young girl with his small talk.Â
âEric? What are you doing here?â you ask, biting your tongue so you donât tell him to leave and fuck himself.
âHey, can we talk? Privately?âÂ
You look at Zaya and her eyes tell you what she thinks: itâs the literal worst idea ever. And you want to say no to him, but judging from his antics lately he would somehow use it against you so you donât have much of a choice.
âSure,â you mumble and the two of you take an empty meeting room. âSo?âÂ
âLook, I want to apologize.â
What? Is he for real? That was unexpected.
âMy behavior was uncalled for and very unprofessional.â
âDo you mean the way you stole my idea and presentation or the way you talked to me when I confronted you about it?â
âCan you not attack me, please?â he gives you a look that would have put you in place before, but now it just annoys you. He is trying to make you be the one in the wrong and you want to snap at him for still being such an ass, but you want to be the bigger person and stay professional. No matter how much you hate him, youâre still colleagues.Â
âGo on,â you sigh, folding your arms over your chest.
âI know I canât change the past but I think it's best if we deal with it in a decent way.â
How noble of him, pulling the rug from underneath you and then acting like he is this decent, peaceful man who just wants to work together. You want to throw up, but you swallow it back and force a smile onto your face.
âSure, of course,â you tell him.
Seemingly Eric is satisfied with the work he did, but he is so tone deaf it hurts. He smiles nodding and heads out of the room with you behind him.
âGreat talk!â he enthuses before walking away.
Zaya turns to you with wide eyes and you just shake your head.
âHe wanted to apologize, though he didnât really succeed, but I feel like it doesnât matter to him,â you shrug as you sit behind your desk.
âYouâre not forgiving him, right?â
âOf course not,â you scoff. âBut weâre still colleagues, I canât keep up the beef, itâs too tiring. Iâll just ignore his existence.â
You donât think much of Ericâs ridiculous attempt to make peace, you keep your focus on your own project.Â
Thereâs a bit of awkwardness between you and Harry after your little talk, but you feel like with time it eases and you write it off as just him not fond of situations like the one you put him into on Friday.Â
Thursday afternoon the two of you are having another session together, working on some details heâs been trying to figure out himself, but he needs your input to finish them as well. It turns into brainstorming which results in a bunch of new things you want to include, but it will also add more work to your plate.
âIâm really sorry I always just keep adding new stuff to your load,â you sigh, truly feeling like youâre constantly overstepping boundaries, but Harry just shakes his head.
âIâm excited about these all. These are great functions and Iâm looking forward to writing the code.â
âThat sounded so nerdy,â you chuckle, but notice that Harryâs smile has disappeared.
âSorry.â
âOh no, I didnât mean it like that! Itâs great, I love it when someone is so passionate about something. I love it when you get deep into the tech talk. I think itâs amazing how much you know about these stuff.â
âBut you can always just tell me to shut up, I know a lot of people donât like it when I talk like that,â he mumbles, noticeably avoiding looking you in the eyes.
âHas⊠someone told you not to talk about programming?â
âUmâŠâ He shifts uncomfortably and youâre about to tell him he doesnât need to answer, but then he speaks up. âMy ex girlfriend hated it when I talked about IT stuff,â he shrugs, but you can tell itâs something he struggled with.Â
You canât imagine ever telling him to stop talking about something that brings him this much joy. Itâs clear this is his element and any woman that would try to restrain it is an idiot and canât appreciate how wonderful this man is.Â
You watch him quietly finish up on his computer before he starts to shut it down and you know you have to say something.
âShe did not deserve you.â
He blinks at you surprised so you continue.
âAnyone who wants you to stop talking about something that makes you happy is not a person you want in your life, Harry, I hope you know that.â
âUh⊠thank you,â he mumbles, that lovely pink shade taking over his face once again.
âYou can always talk tech with me. I like listening to it.â
âYou do?â
âYeah. It amazes me, because I know nothing about it.â And itâs really hot, you want to add, but then bite your tongue.Â
Thereâs a tiny smile on his pink lips and you can tell this moment matters to him more than you could imagine and youâre glad you could make him happy like that.
âD-Do you want to grab something to eat?â he suggests as the two of you head out of the meeting room.
âThat sounds great! Iâm starving!â you groan. âLet me just grab my bag from my desk.
Harry nods and follows you, he already has his backpack with him. Youâre musing about what you should have and Harry is telling you about this amazing bagel place he loves when you spot the familiar figure near your desk.Â
âEric, what are you doing here?â you ask, but youâre tempted to phrase your words differently, because itâs quite obvious he was snooping around your desk, not expecting you to show up after office hours.
âY/N, hi! I was just⊠I thought I left some papers here the other day,â he clears his throat, stepping away from your desk.Â
âYou had no papers with you,â you simply say, knowing well something is off with him.
âMaybe I remembered wrong,â he chuckles. âAlright, see you later,â he waves and then leaves quickly before you could ask any more questions.Â
âWhat was that about?â Harry asks as you launch at your desk, checking what might have changed.
âHe was looking for something. He is trying to play me again,â you hiss through your teeth, frantically examining what he could have put his hands on, but you see nothing out of place. But then you realize that he must have thought you left your laptop, thatâs what he was looking for. âOh my God,â you gasp, quickly starting your laptop to see if there is anything wrong with it.Â
âWhat? Whatâs going on?â
âHarry, can you, uhhâCan you check if there is anything wrong with my laptop?â you plead as he rounds your desk and sits nodding, though he is a tad bit lost about whatâs happening.
âLike, check if thereâs another virus, or something?â
âYes. I think he was trying to tamper with it again, I canât know for sure if he hasnât touched it earlier.â
You knew his half-assed apology was tactic, but you didnât think he would do it all over again. Eric really isnât the person you thought him to be.
You watch Harry type away on your computer, anxiously waiting for him to say anything and in the meanwhile youâre planning how youâll get rid of Eric the moment you finally get your well-deserved promotion. Thereâs no way youâre letting a snake like him work at the company.Â
âI donât see anything,â Harry finally leans back and you exhale in relief.
âI canât let it out of my sight from now on,â you grumble, shaking your head.Â
In this moment you feel like youâre running out of energy, all because you trusted the wrong person. Feeling defeated you collapse into Zayaâs chair, pinching the bridge of your nose.
âDonât be so hard on yourself,â Harry softly says, as if he could read your mind.
âIâm in this situation because I made all the worst choices. I canât blame anyone else but myself.â
âYou couldnât have known this is how it would turn out to be.â
âI know, butâŠâ
âNo but. Just⊠You know what? Iâll install an extra security program on your laptop so only you can access it, alright?â
âReally?â you sit up straight.
âYeah, just give me a few moments.â
He gets down to work, works his magic and a minute later he is explaining to you what he got set up on your laptop to secure it.
âHarry, I owe you so much at this point,â you sigh in relief when it sinks in that Eric will not get his hands on your things again. âI have no idea how I will be able to pay you back.â
You notice a slight shift in him as he clears his throat, looking at you nervously.
âAbout that⊠I-I think I know h-howâI mean I thought about what⊠you couldâŠâ
âYou know what you want in return?â you perk up, happy to do something for Harry after everything he did for you.Â
âY-you can say no, itâs okay, I justâUmâŠâ
âHarry, whatever it is, my answer is gonna be yes,â you chuckle, placing a gentle hand on his arm. He looks at your hand and then up to your eyes before finally speaking up.
âGo on a date⊠with me?â
Harry has been working up the courage to ask you all day, but he didnât think he would have the balls to say it out loud. Sarah and Mitch urged him to shoot his shot, even after the kind of awkward conversation you had earlier. His friends were convinced you were into him regardless, but heâs been struggling to believe it himself.
It was kind of random he blurted it out, but now itâs been said and he is about to faint, waiting for your response. Youâre staring back at him, eyebrows slightly raised, lips parted, but no words have left your mouth since his question.
âY-You donât have to, I-I understandâI mean, itâsââ
âHarry,â you cut him off. âI would love to go on a date with you,â you finally tell him and it feels like a stone has been lifted off his shoulders, his heart is about to jump out of his chest any moment.
âBut I wonât take it as your payment,â you add and now itâs his turn to be surprised.Â
âWhat?â he breathes out, not sure what to make of your words.
âI would never take it as a payment, because I would go on a date with you regardless, Harry. Think of something else and we will have the date as well.â
âReally?âÂ
âOf course,â you chuckle.Â
âOkay, alright, um⊠then⊠itâs a date!â
Harry is late.
He promised to be there at the meeting room on time to support you and answer any tech related questions that might come up in connection with your presentation. Eric is now presenting his (your) idea, he has added some features to it since he stole the whole thing, but itâs still mainly yours.Â
âThank you very much for your attention,â he nods as he finishes his talk and the board claps shortly before itâs your turn to stand in front of them.Â
Youâre plugging your laptop together with the projector when the door of the meeting room opens and Harryâs head pops inside. Relief washes over you as you watch him apologize for his late arrival and take a seat. Your gaze meets his and he smiles at you sweetly, holding his thumb up for you as you load the presentation. Now you feel braver, knowing he is here to support you.
You desperately wish you could read minds as you go on with your presentation. Youâre met with mostly blank faces, but they were the same during Ericâs presentation as well, so you canât tell what they are thinking about. Itâs going smoothly, you rehearsed it a million times instead of sleeping in the past few days and when itâs time for questions you ace all of them, even the few tech ones. Youâve spent so much time with Harry that you can easily give an answer to everything at this point.
âThank you for your attention,â you nod smiling at the end and disconnect your laptop from the projector, walking back to Harry.
âYou did amazing,â he smiles at you proudly and his approval means the most to you.Â
âThanks.â
âIâm sorry I was late, I had to take care of something.â
âItâs okay. Iâm just happy youâre here.â
âOf course. I wouldnât have missed it.â The CEO stands up and all heads turn in his direction.
âThank you for the presentations, I would like to ask the candidates to leave the room so we can vote.â
You gather all your stuff and head out with Harry by your side. Eric ignores your existence, as if he didnât lie and cheat his way to this moment, but youâre not stressing yourself anymore about it.Â
You definitely believe in karma.
âYouâve got this,â Harry smiles at you softly and your heart melts at his expression.Â
Youâre planning to have your date tonight. Itâs gonna be either a âyouâve got the promotion, now letâs celebrate with our dateâ occasion or âyou didnât get the promotion so letâs cheer you up with a dateâ, youâre fine with both, truly. You know you put everything you had into this promotion and if they still decide not to choose you, thatâs their loss and your sign to move on.Â
Youâre beyond excited about your date. Thereâs been an obvious change in your dynamic since Harry has asked you out, there are more glances, little touches, compliments and some very apparent sexual tension thatâs still within the lines of comfort, itâs not too hard to control yourself, but you keep noticing more and more things about him that are pulling you towards him.
âI will miss our little work session,â you smile back at him shyly.
âLittle? They usually lasted hours,â he chuckles, making you laugh too.
âLoved them all,â you shrug and the look on his face tells you he did too.Â
The board takes some time to make their decision and when the door opens fifteen minutes later your heart skips a beat. The CEO asks you all to return to the room and you take your previous seat, Harry sitting next to you. His hand brushes against your knee shortly and you look at him, your gaze meeting his as he gives you an encouraging smile.
âThank you all for these amazing presentations, we were very pleased with the plans and projects,â the CEO starts as he stands at the head of the table. âWe had no doubt you two are the best applicants for the position and itâs been hard to decide who to choose, but at last we made a decision.â
Oh God, youâre about to throw up. Is it you? Is it Eric? You hope you wonât cry. That could happen in either case, but you really donât want to cry in front of all these people.Â
âThe person we chose to fulfill the position isâŠâ His eyes scan over the both of you as you hold your breath and then it finally lands on you. âY/N Y/L/N. Congratulations.â
And just like that, your lungs fill with air again and it feels like a rock has been lifted off your shoulders.Â
âI told you,â you hear Harry beside you and when you look at him you see pride all over his face and you canât stop yourself from throwing your arms around his neck to hug him.
âThank you, it wouldnât have happened without you,â you mumble as you squeeze him tight before letting go of him, going up to the board to shake hands.Â
At first you donât even process it, but then Ericâs voice hits your ear and you realize he is turning red across the table, complaining nonstop about the outcome.
â...The whole thing was so fucking out of the blue! Redesigning the whole website? Thatâs like suicide!...â
You donât even have the chance to react to his comments, the CEO speaks up for everyone.
âY/Nâs idea is daring, innovative and brave, just what we need. We donât want to play it safe and your idea was definitely in the safe zone.â
âHis idea,â you scoff under your breath.
âActually, there is something I would like to show you, if you have a few more minutes,â Harry speaks up as he starts his laptop and moves over to where the board is. Youâre watching him completely puzzled.
âThereâs been an unfortunate incident about the presentations. Y/Nâs original idea was stolen, a virus has been planted on her computer to cover up the deed, but I could not recover enough information about the perpetrator to make accusations, that was until a few days ago.â
What?!
You see Ericâs red face turn completely white as Harry types away on his computer and then shows something to the board. They curiously eye the alleged proof as Harry continues.
âProof could be only found on the perpetratorâs device and a few days ago I had access to Ericâs computer when he brought it in for a check up, since itâs been working too slow. As expected and told, I make a full check on every device in these cases and found unquestionable proof that Eric stole Y/Nâs presentation through the virus.â
Oh lord.Â
You watch as everyone on the board processes what they see on Harryâs computer and you can feel the switch in them towards Eric.
âEric, letâs have a chat in my office. Now,â the CEO says and itâs definitely an order and Eric doesnât try to go against it, just nods and follows him out of the room.
âHarry, why didnât you tell me you were planning to do this?!â you ask as you rush up to him. The board members are leaving the meeting room, leaving the two of you alone.Â
âI uhâ I wanted it to be a surprise. Eric showed up at the IT department the other day and I got his case without him knowing so I could snoop around. Found the evidence right away so I thought the board should know what he did.â
âWhy did you wait until they announced who got the promotion? This could have kicked him out of the contest right away.â
âI knew youâd get it,â he smiles shyly. âI had no doubt they would choose you, I wanted you to experience defeating him after what he did to you.â
To say youâre touched is an understatement. He didnât just help you immensely to get this promotion, but also went out of his way to serve you justice. He has done more for you than anyone ever.Â
You just know you canât let the moment pass and ignoring the fact that youâre still at work, though no one is around to see, you close the distance between the two of you and press your lips against his.
This kiss has been hanging there for a while and youâd be lying if you said you have never fantasized about what it would be like to kiss Harry, but reality is a thousand times more magical. His lips are soft and warm, go so well with yours and once his first wave of shock passes he finally returns it and you melt in his arms.Â
You had a feeling Harry was a great kisser, but the way he claims your lips just blows your mind. He is sweet and gentle but also demanding at the same time and if only you werenât in the office youâd pretty much jump into his arms and let him do whatever he wants to you.Â
Somewhere in the distance a phone rings and it breaks the spell, making you realize that you shouldnât get carried away.Â
âSorry,â you smile, your lips barely just an inch away from his still. âI got⊠I justâThank you. For everything you did for me.â
âDonât be sorry,â he returns your smile and pecks your lips shortly one more time. âAnd I will always be here to support you.â
You might look like a lunatic as you watch the guy on the other side of the glass door of your office finish up the sign on the door.
Y/N Y/L/N, Head Of Digital Marketing.
God, you still canât have enough of the sound of it even though you got the promotion two months ago. Okay, the first month you spent in your old job, teaching the ropes for your successor before you could start your transition into your new position.
Now itâs official and you couldnât be happier about it.
Checking the time you sit back to your computer to finish up work for the day. Itâs been one hell of a week, youâve worked overtime three times so itâs great that today is finally Friday. You answer some more emails and check your calendar for the next week, making sure everything is settled.
Thereâs a soft knock on the door and when you look up your heart skips a beat, seeing Harry walk in, his backpack on one shoulder.
âHey. Are you done?â
âJust one moment,â you smile and he nods, walking over to the window, patiently waiting for you to finish everything up.Â
When you turn the computer off and look up at him, you notice that he is staring at you already.
âWhat?â you ask, packing up.
âNothing, just⊠you look so pretty.â
You still havenât gotten used to his compliments, though they always just keep on coming and coming. You love them.
And you love him.
Walking over to him you wrap your arms around his waist as you steal a kiss. Usually you try to keep the PDA out of the office, but sometimes he is just too hard to resist. Like now.
Youâve been officially a couple for two months, your first date after your big presentation was like a dream, Harry took you to all of his favorite spots in the city and then you just spent hours stargazing on the roof of his apartmentâs building, he had a whole setup with a mattress, blankets and pillows, it was the sweetest thing ever, the best way to celebrate your win. Since then, itâs been endless dates, movie nights, trips on the weekend, youâve been kind of inseparable. Well, outside of the office, because you try your best to stay professional at work.Â
âWhat was that for?â he chuckles softly, his cheeks have that soft pink shade on them that you just want to kiss all over.Â
âIâm just happy. Thatâs it.â Reaching up you fix his glasses before taking a step back and heading out.
Usually you just walk side by side to the elevator, but today you feel extra upbeat, so when you step into the elevator you gently take his hand and lace it together with yours and you canât help but smile every time youâre in here with Harry.
Because he told you this is where he saw you for the very first time that day you overslept before your disastrous presentation. He was the one who held the elevatorâs door for you. You were so disoriented that you didnât notice him then and he likes to tease you about it, saying that he knew that moment he was into you, all while you didnât even look at him. In return, you always bring up how you were the one kissing him for the first time.Â
Itâs crazy to think how much has happened between those two things or even between that morning and today. He was the quiet IT genius who you dragged into your madness. He is still a genius, but youâve gotten to know the sides of him others canât see and you love all of them, it just took you some time to open him up. To decode him.
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â:: Secrets in plain sight ?
cl16 | instagram au
pairing: charles leclerc x reader
summary: you and charles prefer to keep your relationship private, so when you start posting a little girl on your instagrams, it leaves people questioning whether or not you may have been hiding a big secret
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yourusername core memory watching charles teach her to play piano + special feature from dumb and dumber (charles and carlos) đ€
charles_leclerc sheâs almost as good as me at piano, and itâs only been a few days
â yourusername sheâs a natural protege
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livelaughloveleclerc need to see the picture from carlosâs pov
â astrid.olin itâs prob his blackmail material
â carlossainz55 donât expose my secrets
â ferrari4life LMAO he actually replied đ
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leleleleclercfan okay but whoâs the kid in the pictures?? and why is no one talking about them
â selene.daska no because what
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f1fanforevss babe wake up, new y/n and charles conspiracy theory dropped
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charles_leclerc enjoying the short weekend before the next race.
yourusername so happy we get to spend these small breaks together during breaks between the races <3
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16isthebest stopppp you guys are literally the cutest igh im so jealous
â ferarrarrarrari when will it be my turn
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grandgrandprixfanxoxo going to the next grand prix, hope theyâre both there so I can get a picture with them ahhhh
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user8495103 yall the little girl is in the pictures again, iâm telling u that conspiracy going around rn is true
â carlosleclerc highkey agree tbh
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f1wags is there a new kid in the paddock? fans have begun speculating that @/charles_leclerc and @/yourusername may have a little girl theyâve been keeping secret based on recent photos posted to their instagram accounts. what do you think?
sienna.layi honestly would be so happy for them not like itâs any of our business anyway
â user83773 right itâs only their business
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ferrarif1xxxx i wanna say itâs their kid but like how would they of been able to keep it a secret this long ??
â khloeponta probably had ndas signed tbh
â charles161616 oh definitely
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keepingupwthewags okay hear me out, maybe theyâre babysitting because you know y/n wouldnât want to miss out on posting cute pregnancy pictures
â user2375 the only voice of reason so far
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yourusername behind the scenes if the paddock during a race đïž
livinlifefastt y/n i desperately need an answer to this, whatâs your favorite charles moment so far this season?
â yourusername the vegas videos <3
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kimiii.ohonnn lmao istg charles just does duck lips in every photo at this point đ
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ferrarrigofastt sooooo are we just gonna completely ignore the whole secret kid thing
â liliannaalmaa literally like câmon
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scuscuderia y/n marry me
â yourusername sorry, iâm already taken
â livetheleclercss sobbing crying
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yourusername added to their story
#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc x you#f1 imagine#f1 instagram au#charles leclerc x y/n#charles leclerc instagram au#charles leclerc imagine#f1 x reader#f1
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Sahejul Moments from Season 1
Episode 8:
Kamille refers to her crush on Rainah as a forbidden romance, which also suits Julia (especially because she has "forbidden thoughts" regarding Sahed throughout season 1)
Episode 10:
Sahed pins Julia against a caravan, and makes her blush
Episode 11:
Sahed leans in and whispers in her ear. Julia's blushing intensifies, and then she runs away thinking âmy heart is racing. This guy really is... terrifyingâ while imagining Sahed with a shoujo filter on lol. *She blushes
Episode 17:
âthat boy has charmed her with those seductive eyesâ*she blushes at the thought of his eyes
Episode 18: whole episode
Episode 19:
âand...to be honest, he's ...he's kinda...â [...] âShoo, forbidden thoughts!â *she blushes
Episode 20:
Sahed: âKamille? Shes in my room.â
Julia (blushes): âWHAT? Did you sleep together?!â
[...]
Sahed (grabs Julia): âhow's your investigation of our favorite killer clown going?â
Julia (blushes, frees her arm from his grip): âLet me go! Someone is going to find out, idiot!â (she walks up the stairs thinking) âForbidden thoughts! Forbidden thoughts!â
Episode 24:
Sahed (packs Julia): âwith your (Tonny's) permission, I'm taking the pretty lady!â
(Julia thinks) ânoooo! Kamille, it's not what it looks like! We're already on bad terms, this is only going to make it worse!â
Julia (screams): âKamille, I'm not trying to steal your maaaaan!â
[...]
Sahed shows her the best view. And there is a close up of them holding hands.
Sahed (leans over her): âIm going to show you many more things.â
Julia: âWhat are you going to show me?â
Sahed: âeverythingâ
Julia blushes at his answer.
Episode 25:
(Julia stands on a balcony and looks in the direction of Sahed's window/balcony (?) and wonders) âAh, he turned on the light. He's in his room then. He's weird....what did he mean by showing me everything...?â she blushes âMaybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but...â Kamille Interrupts her thoughts, Julia realizes that she almost thought something she "shouldn't" and tries to make the thoughts disappear âWhat the heck am I thinking?! He is the guy Kamille Likes! Sahed stinks! He stinks, Julia, get it through your head!â
Episode 28:
Sahed (flirts/teases Julia): âthat's a cute outfit. You shouldn't ruin it by wearing a blouse underneath.â
Julia (flustered): âwhy don't you mind your own business?â
Sahed: âBusiness is why I'm here. Look [...] As soon as it gets dark, I want you to go to that bridge and do the task I'm going to ask you. And then meet me in my room.â
Julia (blushes): âYou want me to go to your room? At night?â
Episode 30:
Julia calls Sahed an Ah'kon instead of three eyes.
Episode 31:
Julia changes to Sahed's clothes, he dries her. (Julia blushes slightly and thinks to herself) âthat was unexpectedly kind of him. It feels nice.â
Episode 32:
Sahed (blushes slightly): âThat was pretty cool, huh?â
Julia (blushes): âAbsolutely not! It was terrifying!
Sahed: âDeep down, I'm sure you like it.â
Julia: âI don't!â
Episode 34-36:
Her development. The Jathar situation. Sahed being surprised/shocked by her reaction/her change
Episode 40:
Rainah: âAh, Julia! Are you here to see Sahed?â she thinks to herself âI don't know if these two have some sort of romance or planning another nationwide crime. Knowing Sahed, it could be both.â
[...]
Sahed: âYou did great. Thanks for saving me, pretty girl.â
Julia (blushes): âDon't call me that!â
[...]
Julia: âSahed...you do trust me then.â
Sahed: âhuh?â
Julia: âIt's the first time that you've explained something to me, instead of talking in riddles.â
Sahed: âAh...yeah, I guess I do.â
Julia blushes, looks away and changes the conversation
Episode 42:
(Julia thinks to herself) âWait. So Kamille doesnt like Sahed?â (She blushes intensely)
All the reasons that held her "forbidden thoughts" back, couldn't withstand them anymore
Episode 44:
Sahed: âShhh! Be quiet!â
Julia: âSahed! You scared me!â
Sahed (looks down, blushes slightly): â...What a cute outfi-â
Julia (blushes): âNot now, Sahed!â
He then asks her how she's feeling, and suggests that he could kill Tonny instead.
[...]
Julia: âOkay...take me back home...after saving Jathar.â
Sahed: âYes...after that.â
Episode 46:
Dotty: âAww, that's cute! I guess planning a murder can be romantic if you put enough macabre imagination into it.â
If there is something I forgot/ missed you can add it. Season 2 (the first few episodes will be next for now)
#marionetta webtoon#marionetta#sahed marionetta#sahejul#sahed x julia#webtoon#miriam bonastre tur#masterpost#it took so long but it was worth it
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Any reason why you ship Gangle x Zooble?
( i also ship them ) đ„șâ€
TYSM FOR ASKING AHEM
1- They would just work together (I love the ship dynamic so much!!!)
2- They would comfort each other like when zooble hates themselves she would say cute stuff and tell them how amazing they are
3- Zooble would gladly kill Jax for her <3
4- they would stand up for her when she's too scared too
5- Both have fragile bodies so they could relate to eachother
6- I feel like zooble would have physical affection unless it was from her
7- They would hang out often and yap about their hatred for jax
8- yapper x listener?! <3
9- Cuties are my favorite characters <3 fav character x fav character hits different
10- They're so different from each other which is cuteee
11- I feel like Gangle would dream about them often :3
12- Its really funny imagining Gangle begging zooble to go on an adventure
13- Caine would pick up on their closeness and use it to his advantage (ex: Telling zooble if they went on the adventure they could pair with gangle)
14- Cute weeb probably obsessed with sanrio and cute things X punk baddie who never really thought about that stuff until they met her
15- Zooble would also probably think of her whenever they see any cute stuff
16- Gangle would help them find parts they like
17- zooble would help Gangle fix her mask often
18- date where they murder jax <3
19- Zooble would try their best to comfort Gangle
20- I feel like they would both have mood swings (Zooble wouldn't have them as bad as gangle tho duh)
21- Their ship name is literally abstragedy its meant to be
22- Zooble would try to protect her from jax
23- They're just drawn to each other cuz they're soulmates
24- I cant remember if this was a dream or not but gooseworx posted a photo of her liked posts and one of them was zooble and Gangle hugging?! (Don't take my word for it tho I have bad memory But im pretty sure it did happen)
25- "Gangles too shy to say anything about it.." HOW CAN YOU HEAR THAT AND NOT SEE THE LOVE IN THEIR DIFFERENTLY SIZED EYES?!
26- "What about zooble..?" Not her being the only one who cared? Not her loving them and wanting to marry them?
27- also her wanting to save them but kinger won lol imagine STOP ABSTRAGEDY COMMUNITY WOUKD BE GOING CRAZY IF GANGLE WON ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SOMEHOW AND SAVED THEM
28- The christmas promo where zooble gave her a new mask?!
29- Gangle probably is obsessed a little
30- Zooble makes her feel like shes cared about and that she matters <3
31- I want coleslaw
32- Zooble has a lot of knowledge about animes Gangle likes because she's a yapper like that probably
33- Uh not zooble putting their hands near their heart and looking more relaxed when they talk about her? The love is showing they can't even hide it
34- Gangles probably a scaredy cat so she would run to zooble when something scares her
35- Zooble would actually take time to get to know her which makes her feel loved
36- Zooble would be so confused and like idk about their own emotions because they've never felt this way for anyone else
37- Gangle would be very concerned about how they feel about stuff which no one has really cared about that before
38- They would hide their relationship from Jax to avoid getting teased and stuff
39- Gangle would be such an idiot around them when she first realized she liked them cuz she was nervous
40- zooble thought it was cute and silly when she did
41- Its true love you can't deny we all saw the look in their eyes when talking about Gangle and also the way they glanced at her while saying they aren't straight?! Why would they look at her while talking about their gayness IF THEY DIDNT LIKE HER?! @starspangledbatter Im pretty sure is the one who pointed that out <3
42- We might get more abstragedy crumbs as the show progresses hopefully
43- They've been in the same shot like 3 whole times :0
44- Ignore the fact they called her an idiot that's irrelevant
45- Wait imagine them calling her an idiot in an endearing way :0
46- I'm literally listening to an abstragedy playlist rn its just in my blood to love abstragedy (I do have to admit, in the first month I didn't ship abstragedy... I shipped ribbun..... BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE!!! IT WAS A PHASE!!)
47- I headcanon gangle going to zoobles room in the middle of the night when she can't sleep <3
48- Gangle would be a listener when she needs to be
49- Zooble would help her get out of bad situations
50- She would hug them like a snake
51- They would constantly glance at eachother then look away really fast before they started dating probably
Anywayssss this took way too long- But heres 50 abstragedy stuff!!!!
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc gangle#abstragedy#gangle x zooble#zooble x gangle#tadc zooble#gangle#zooble#tadc ships#this took way too long#yes I used to ship ribbun ive grown and evolved into abstragedy
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101 ways to kill Barney Calhoun
I ended up making this list by going through multiple servers and people so here cuz I found it in my phone notes
Anyway the brilliant minds of the half-life fandom
1.) Waited pressure plate with tnt under it
2.) im going to leave mines under his mattress
3.) iâm setting a rake on his floor so he steps on it and whacks his face
4.) I'm giving him a bomb disguised as a cigar
5.) barney death 3: he ate what elvis presley ateâŠ.
6.) I would kill Barney Calhoun by slapping him so hard on the ass that it gives him cardiac arrest
7.) I drop him onto a pit of venomous snakes
8.) Im going to give Barney a beer but instead of beer it will be filled with deadly neurotoxin
9.) ânow gordon, ive been keepin an eye out on this combine hideout for a while. they seem to walk in a certain pattern when crossing over to the entrance, which makes me think theyve buried mines all over the place. now, ive memorized the pattern, so im just gonna sneak on over, and you follow my lead, alright? dont worry, i know exactly where all the mines are.â and then he explodes
10.) that one episode of sponge bob where he eats the exploding pie and explodes
11.) set up tripwire then he falls into a tiger pit
12.) I type kill npc_barney into console
13.) slap the boobies off his chest so hard them fly around the world and hit the side of his head like water balloons
14.) i could marry him and slowly feed him mercury over a span for 3 years until he dies of mercury poisoning
15.) He tries to become a wwe wrestler but gets killed in a freak accident mid match
16.) I would kill him by making him a pizza but itâs covered in big chunks of lead but itâs hidden in the sauce and itâs a Chicago style pizza
17.) bring him to a highway and kiss him so hard he gets knocked onto the road and gets ran over
18.) Peeling him apart by the dna strand and eating it like spaghetti
19.) barney gets trampled by a stampede of horses
20.) giving him under the counter off brand viagra
21.) put him in a washing machine and turn it on
22.) shark attack
23.) pit of sharks
24.) barney gets criticized so badly he dies
25.) barney sits in an uncomfortable chair for too long
26.) He gets his arm caught in a bear trap w a beer used as a lure
27.) HE BECOMES THE CAT THAT TRAUMATIZED HIM. HEâŠ.YKNOWâŠ..
28.) he gets stuck in a swimming pool like hes in the sims and dies from getting exhausted and drowning
29.) barney roasting marshmallows but his stick ignites into flames and he burns to death
30.) ATTACH SO MANY BALLOONS TO BARNEY HE FLOATS AWAY INTO THE SKY NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
31.) barney gets rejected by gordon and he gets so sad his body shuts down
32.) I kiss him so tenderly on the lips that he melts into a puddle and dies
33.) i throw him in to a volcano so that he melt into a puddle and dies
34.) "Iâll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then Iâll put that flea in a box, and then Iâll put that box inside of another box, and then Iâll mail that box to myself, and when it arrivesâŠIâll smash it with a hammer!"
35.) stick a bottle of beer into his throat, the whole bottle
36.) give Barney Calhoun a beer can full of poison
37.) hang a piano over the toilet and wait
38.) i think barney should have his spine ripped out through his mouth
39.) he goes to a bar and tries flirting with the bartender and the bartender takes out a shotgun and kills him on the spot
40.) punch him so hard in the penis that he shatters like a brittle glass
41.) bite him in half
42.) I'm grinding him in a giant shredder
43.) bro took a bath in hot mac 'n cheese
44.) i put him ina giant caldron full of water and i begin boiling him down to gelatin and broth
45.) barney accompanies the crew to the borealis and he steps over thin ice and gets dunked into the below zero water and freezes to death
46.) barney calhoun gets carried away by a tornado
47.) took barney on a vacation to Hawaiâi and pushed him into a volcano
48.) He dies and he's never mentioned again and nobody cares
49.) died of tummy ache
50.) Stepped on by a strider
51.) shrinked until he disappeared completely
52.) blasted into the sun
53.) Stab him with 300 pencils made with real lead
54.) slip and falls and dies
55.) put him into a Minecraft furnace
56.) Barney ignores the wet floor sign and slips and cracks his head
57.) while swimming in the swimming pool he swims to fast and smashes his face against the pool's wall
58.) he gets a concussion and drowns
59.) i want to put him through a lunchmeat slicer
60.) He falls off a dumb huge cliff
61.) he lives his life to the fullest and at his deathbed at age 93, June 29th, 6:12 am he passes away
62.) he eats a burgie with too much grease and gets a heart attack
63.) testicular cancer
64.) He should get sucked into a fan while trying to fix it at Black Mesa and literally no one comes looking for him
65.) The Pita Bread Room
66.) slipped on a Banana peel
67.) ran over by a crap ton of shopping carts rolling down the hill
68.) barney overheats in a fursuit
69.) he has sex so bad that he dies
70.) Barney dies because i fucking kill him with a shovel đ
71.) barney eats the gas station sushi
72.) barney faints via twirling around and holding his hand in front of his forehead, and then slowly lying down with a flower in his hands to indicate death
73.) When they turn off the suppression fields he just blows up
74.) barney gets crushed by a giant boulder thats all i got son
75.) barney goes to the beach that makes you old
76.) His head spontaneously combusts and pops like corn
77.) erectile dysfunction
78.) we should also have him get carbon monoxide poisoning
79.) barney gets gaussian blurred into nothingness
80.) he eats 20 year old expired mcdonalds burger and contracts the worst case of food poisoning youve ever seen
81.) Have we done tying him to a train track like a damsel
82.) he dies in a glue trap
83.) barney develops lactose intolerance over the years of combine occupation and he drink milk and then dies from shitting hinself to death
84.) he should chocke on his favourite food
85.) barney gets lead poisoning from a 1990s garfield glass mug
86.) he chokes on plastic
87.) barney gets thrown throw a glass window from a 15 story building
88.) gordon gives barney a wedgie so bad that he splits in half and dies
89.) gordon and barney divorce and barney dies from heartbreak
90.) alyx and gordon have enough of barneyâs snoring so they smother him in his sleep with a pillow
91.) he trips while walking with gordon and impales himself on gordons crowbar face
92.) if he were the size of an ant he'd be ok instead he blows up like a watermelon and his remains are fed to lamarr by a very delighted kleiner. he fucking hated barney
93.) dog roughhouses with barney and accidentally obliterates his spinal cord
94.) barney gets poisoned to death by his own chumtoad
95.) coats him in eggs and flour and fries him
96.) snatched by a hawk and eten alive
97.) barney gets to participate in a danganronpa killing game and gets executed
98.) barney opens the love-letter-for-you.txt.vbs file and it kills him
99.) elaborate rube goldberg machine to drop an anvil on barney
100.) barney dies in an Iron Maiden
101.) we should put barney under those old timey stone tablets meant to squish and torture people and make them talk
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