#im can barely stand

[racewinners-landoandsam]

guys i am very very drunk, told me dad lando win was the best day of my life and he is slightly concerned, but honestly i've never been happier, i'm completely fucked, i keep screaming, my whole family hate me, but they understand, it's Lando Norris, he's won, no one deserves it more, what a legend, he was so right to stay with Mclaren!!!!!!

[batboopp]

one of the most surprising part of finally joining the batman fandom was reading older comics and finding out that this guy wasn’t an abusive monster (at least in most comic runs) but was just some obviously mentally ill suicidal guy who’s continuously indulged and even manipulated (sometimes) by his closest friends and remaining family to jump off of buildings and sob to the ptsd induced hallucinations of his dead parents and kids he glimpses in the mirror

this is an alfred hatepost lowkey. like alfreds whole reasoning was ‘well I just wasn’t ready to be a father (i abandoned one kid already it really wouldn’t be difficult to do it again) and bruce was sooo hard to deal with 🥺 (i don’t even parent him in any meaningful way)’

Alfred is literally like “hmm schizophrenic 14 year old child. lets let him go talk and train with assassins and murderer detectives to figure out his ‘true self’ since he very obviously doesn’t want the nonexistent encouragement and help I’ve totally been giving. I’ll even pack his suitcases because THAT couldn’t send any wrong ideas to the kid I repeatedly tell to grow up and learn about life.” and he expects him to come back to Alfred’s expectation of ‘normal’???

don’t even get me started with his whole ‘indulging the continuous cycle of robins’ thing. Bruce is like “wow let’s get this kiddo to a foster home with emotionally stable people who can properly raise him” while Alfred is already picking out the fabrics to sew the robin costumes. like worstie you started the cycle of emotional unavailability and crappy parenting!!!!! you (and a lot of people in the fandom included) can’t keep blaming that on just Bruce forever!!!

[foursaints]

how would your Evan be a hockey player he looks like he'd break all his bones if you blew on him hard enough

SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF

but also aw... could you imagine what he'd be like if he was actually athletic... he has a sleeper build under all those baggy sweaters. maybe he's around 5'10 and lean and everyone else still dwarfs him travis konecny-style. he has the most sunken eyebags ever from going to the gym at 5am every day. has had several knee surgeries. he's perpetually holding a whey protein shake and a nike duffel but he still has the girliest face and waist. barty is 6'5 and gobsmacked when evan can effortlessly pick him up...

[amugoffandoms]

Was I paying enough attention?

She once told me about butterflies in the rain. She said... They tatter... or even...

alt. versions underneath the cut!

GO PLAY OR WATCH UNTIL THEN NOW! IT'S SO GOOD I CRIED SO HARD AIEHFNIFWUEUEUE

[nabaath-areng]

mutual orbit

[i-ideate]

i listened to ghost quartet in full no skipping 7 times today what

[ratatatastic]

the rituals are intricate

florida panthers @ new york islanders | 10.26.24 (x)

[abirddogmoment]

This is a horrible angle but if you can look past her giant butt, you can see our steadiness training is coming along soooo nicely.

[celestie0]

sighhh i really wanted this choso x reader fic to be a oneshot or maybe two parts at MOST but it's looking like it might end up just being a fullblown series at this point🧍🏻‍♀️

but i’ve already written 10k words for it, so 😍 imma just post the first chapter for it n treat it like a series now i guess 😭 damn

it’s just funny cuz i gave up on choso x reader zombie au cuz i didnt want to start another series on top of kickoff, n so i was like oh why don’t i just do a simple small choso x reader oneshot instead just to get my choso fix lmfaoo but apparently i have not a single clue how to tell how long a fic will actually be when i’m planning it out 😃

THATS OKAY THOUGH lol sry im just rambling here bahah BUT i will make a post sooon aksing who wants to be on taglist for it 🧚‍♀️✨ im having a lot of fun writing it soooo ehhe

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[batboopp]

look as much as i like cassandra and bruces relationship im forever grateful that babs won the custody battle over her

[rqg179]

zolf in rqg207 is so much. nearly crying on this coach over him turning around mid-battle ready to absolutely obliterate this thing, seeing hamid nearly dead on the floor, and stopping everything else he was doing because "absolutely not"

[verved]

I'm like gradually becoming more physically disabled and am now at the point I can't work. I just can't. I'm too fatigued and dizzy and in pain and physically weak to keep going. I've been through a gamut of specialist visits, all providing no answers.

My primary care doctor has officially given up on me, basically told me to just start popping painkillers and suck it up. That this is my own fault for stopping antidepressants, when said antidepressants left me malnourished due to low appetite, and once I stopped, my physical health and motivation had a marked window of improvement. At least until whatever this is started.

I can't work like this. I can't easily apply for disability bc my pcp has turned on me and won't give me a diagnosis. He has refused further testing. I'm so tired of fighting. I'm so so tired.

[lemonynuggets]

would you still love me if I was professionally diagnosed

[musubiki]

Besides Danmarch (and low key FeiQiu?), what other Honkai Star Rail ships do you like?

not many honestly!!! danmarch is my fav i love their silly banter....yanli is my new second fav HEHHEHEHEHEHE you cant give me two cute kids who have so much in common and yet end up as childish bickering rivals anyway and then their mentors forcing them into the get-along-tshirt (metaphorically) and expect me not to love them instantly heheeee

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

13, trying to prevent yaz from spiralling when they get separated: i need you to do a deepdive into eschatology