#ill tag it bc im pathetic and want attention

[itsbrucey]

Monster au time bc I just wanna prattle.

I think Paeden being Frank would be roughly the same, but instead it's Willy and Barry basically bonding his soul with Paeden's ( a real actual 8 year old boy) so Paeden is essentially possessed and has weird quirks where he gets glimpses of memory + randomly acts really old/werewolf like ( bc I think Frank would be a werewolf too OFCCCC OKAAAAY)

The dads have a similar interaction as they did in episode 1, where they arrive in the world and are freaked out but trying to get their bearings. My idea was that Glenn comes across a hiker and is like " oh, hey human, what's u-" but they start SCREAMING and trying to get away bc.....big weird snake men aren't normal. So Glenn basically brings back a random person to the dads like " guys something is up. This isn't normal." Alternatively, maybe they run into hunters/a group of hikers that they have to fend off without hurting? Thinking thinking.

Also i think Henry realizing he was originally human ( or half-human?) would be the same big thing where he gets sucked into the forgotten realms and bird-ified but I wonder if it was bc Barry was a cult leader of sorts, but was trying to find a way to harness the magic of his bloodline? Doing magic experiments to transform people,,, something to do with enlightenment? Also need to think about it.

Glenn being half siren from Bill. I like that idea. Also kinda speaks to how Glenn isn't quite the rockstar his dad is.

I think it would be funny if a magic equivalent to fortnite ( probably called 4 Knights so the silly) existed in the forgotten realms so they have to rescue Grant from an actual esports tournament where he's CRUSHING it.

Would it be more funny if the Library was just a very unsettling guy who works at a library or THEE library from S1 and he just clawed his way into the world. Maybe the first option so we can have the Likely family also be a normal but unsettling humans who punk the dads.

Doug the Intern stays exactly the same. I cannot stress this enough. Maybe he's conjured or held hostage or something but he's literally EXACTLY the same.

[theoldoor]

Canon height difference vashrir save me canon height difference vashrir + post-talia AAWWWHHHGFDFHO

FUUUCKKK I HATE THE OC X CANON BRAINROT CUZ ITS LOWK EMBARRASSSIIIINNGGG

Ok but im not stingy, fenrir is not only to aventurine hes the ip3 little lapdog guy

With topaz he’s the guy who randomly shows up and became the dad (platonically) to the single mom (topaz) and the kid (numby) loves him like a real dad

With Aventurin- ill shut up (theyre each other everything’s at this point, enemies, allies, comrades, family, etc… and they have went through so much they are trauma bonded together like ionic bonds bro i am so giddied up about them. The love for one another that comes so naturally that they doesnt even realize theyre loving the other person, the subconscious worry and care for the other person despite everything and the CHARACTER X CHARACTER’S FOIL TROPE ALWAYS GETS MY ASSSSS THEY WULD LOVE ANYONE, EVEN THE TOTAL OPPOSITES OF THEM, ALL EXCETO THESEMVESLC. Wanting to know each other unapologetically, willingly and no ulterior motives, knowing for the sake of understanding thelakthe iulkdfhasdf. They have their own toxic traits in their dynamic but thats why they work because you cant use a saint to catch a sinner. Bro attachment dude who is desperate for attention and will do anything to get it x avoidant mfer who wants no one to stick with him because he’s afraid to ruin them bro i can aldsfhasohaDAAAAAA. The bickering tempered cat to soft kitty pipe line the trope of when theyre planning of ways to get rid of the other character while the other character thinks of how their future would be like turning into them living in the same space in a future none of them predicted. The trope of one having light in their eyes x no light in their eyes to gave up the light in their eyes for the others light in their eyes forhaeh. Care him like breathing x thinsk he cant be cared for good fucking lord save me. Notices when he’s not around x wish he was special. When auf wiedersehen sweetheart. When fenrir doesnt want to leave so aventurine has to force him to leave whe- saving someone who doesnt want to be saved when a character turn cruel because theyve lost everything x person who refuse to let them hate them when bickering in the beginning but at the end sacrifice for each other when “i dont care for myself” x “ill do it” when when “i wont wait forever” x “what if i did” when not being the strongest but still desperately tries to save the other person when they take care of the same kid togehter when it started out as one couldnt even care less x another desperate for them to even glance at them turns into two people who can’t bear the thought of another person in harm whehtehwehwehwhwhennn-)

Dr Ratio is funny cuz Fenrir is his wet dog pathetic student who can’t read and write but also got a doctorate in like 2 months and now Fenrir is also teaching with Dr Ratio but he’s teaching linguistic and literature. The strict teacher who is strict bc he cares x the chillax teacher who will get scary if he needs to. FFUUUUUCCCK PROFESSOR X PROFESSOR RIVAL AND THEY COMPARE THEIR STUDENTS GRADES TYPE SHIITTT IIMMM AFDLSFJHKAAAUAUHH.

Also post talia fenrir lol

He got a doctorate pretty fast and was invited to join the Riddlers, he considered it but decided not to because Dr Ratio told him so- but he does work with them in the dark. Fenrir would become a professor and although not invited to the Intelligentsia Guild yet, he’s bickering Dr Ratio to.

Since he’s out of Talia, he often hangs around Aventurine’s office and sometimes tag along back to his apartment too to do all the house chores and make dinner so Aventurine can rest. Housewife basically, malewife…. Fenrir….

[zarovich]

bleh

[sameteeth]

mm casual transphobia from people i want to befriend .. lovely

[mssjynx]

Listen, i get that you care for her and stuff and wanna protect her work, which is why i didnt @ her and didn't tag it, i get you are infuriated. My point was not to degrade her,my point is that if the fandom can show this much support, why cant they do it with others. ... and this was a vent for me because im tired of idolizing ... i did apologize gir the ppl who think im harsh and rude, but its a flaw i am working on, im only human ...

no, you listen to me girl. 

youre being ridiculous. i really hope your age is less than 18 because its embarrassing if youre an adult and youre acting this way. 

i hate to be the one to break it to you but the world isnt fair. you see artists in the real world? writers, artists, singers; not everyone gets the same amount of attention because not everyone has experience, not everyone has the right audience, and sometimes just because of bad timing and bad luck. this is the same situation critter and it sucks but thats just how the fuck it is. 

and dont go around saying people “idolise” crimson. just because you might be jealous of her attention, thats not what this is. yeah there are people who look up to her. fair too! shes one of my closest friends and i admire her, i look up to her as a friend and a writer bc she really is an incredible role model and inspiration. she isn’t “idolised” because shes “mainstream”. you dont get to brush off her achievements because you might not think she deserves them. 

she has this attention because she has worked for it. people like her writing. big fucking deal, its a good story. they dont “idolise” her, they look up to her, they admire her. it isnt some stupid gross culty thing that youre making it out to be its the same way a good tv show or a good book series will get online attention. 

you need to grow up. im sixteen. i know better than this. stop telling people what to do: its my blog, ill reblog whatever the fuck i want, ill support my friends, ill post the content i enjoy. main pairs, im sorry, but theyre popular for a reason? because people seriously like these relationships and pairings. you dont? well sorry. move fandoms then. or blacklist every fucking mainpair tag. or do whatever the fuck you want; i could not care less, but dont go out publicly shaming people who have been successful. its pathetic. and youre just doing it for attention. 

how about you be grateful for the people who do enjoy your rarepair content. if so many people can agree with your toxic ass posts, they can support you. but you going out and making people feel bad for liking what they like, taking a community that gives so many people so much safety support and kindness and making it toxic and hateful and shameful. be a creator. have opinions. but dont be a dick. 

and youre only human? youre working on your “flaw”? you think being harsh and rude is a flaw, youre aware of it, so if youre working on it how about you stop posting nasty shit on your blog shaming successful, kind people to try and get attention.