#iidigthebackseat

[thesadboisguidetolife]

The unbelievably beautiful and kind @iidigthebackseat tagged me to stop, drop, and selfie. So heres me first thing in the morning. Lol

Whos trying to wake up next to this abd bring me some coffee? I promise ill make breakfast in bed next time lol

Im gonna tag @catgifsinthesenate @deciduousgay @themissingaddams @death-stranded @dizzolving @505913568 @stormesandshowers @planttking @hermionegrindr @onlyyams @jawshuahtree @gravityjunior @unawakening-float07 @dickspooky for now. But i may or may not have gotten in a garter recently and may or may not be taking some saucy pics later lol.

[cherryhomo]

Purple!

purple:whats your astrological sign? cancerwhat’s the best piece of advice you ever received? i basically don’t pay attention to anything anyone says so honestly no ideawhen’s the last time you followed your instinct? the other day someone messaged me ‘hi :)’ and immediately i was thinking it was gonna be someone with an unsolicited dick pic so i didn’t answer and 10 minutes later i got a dick picwhat’s your favourite food? ikea meatballs w frieswhat’s your secret dream? to become a famous actress

thanks!

[urbxnfxck]

@iidigthebackseat tagged me to post a selfie, so here’s me right this second—fresh out of the shower

[ryanleonitus]

Okay, so @iidigthebackseat tagged me to post a selfie. First of all, they know I exist. I’m fanboying so hard. Anyway, I’d love to see selfies from my mutuals. @queengreendown @mypussyspeaks @smokey-eyes-and-bright-ties @trixclibrarian @thisquarterofacentury

[idigthebackseat]

Hey iidigthebackseat ! You ask me to send you a videos ?

SEE HERE >> https://tumblr.com/media.moov065fg.mp4 <<

😘😘

Damn, these bots getting smarter and smarter or what?

[thesadboisguidetolife]

L M N O P... And Z

L- Longest friendship?

I met my best friend Freshman year of HS. That was '04 ssooo almost 17 years? Haha we literally went, like, 4 of those without talking and the SECOND we started talking again, it was like nothing had changed at all.

M - Milkshake flavour?

Strawberry at In n Out, Cookies and Cream at Jack in the Crack and (when it's that time of year) the Eggnog one lol.

N - Number of siblings?

Just one younger brother who is 3 days and 3 years younger than me. We're........cool i guess lol

O - One wish?

Just one 🥺👉👈. Haha Ok so Big Picture, i wish that tomorrow I somehow inherited the 1%'s finances so that i could use it to 1. Pay people more than livable wages and 2. Allocate it to build a more environmentally efficient/friendly society.

Small Picture, do you remember those Sour Mango Altoids?!?! They came in that cute circular tin with the green and orange top and they were tasty and not too sour?!?! Yea, those haha

P - Person who called me last?

A friend/coworker of mine. I didnt answer BUT if i had to guess, he needed some information for ordering or running the kitchen that i used to be at but 1. I got demoted and 2. He gets pushed around by the asshole boss and I've had to remind him more than once that hes not getting payed enough to take on everything they put on him now that some of us are out of the picture.

Z - Zodiac sign?

♋ and it was absolutely true about us being emotionally manipulative and being over emotional BUT it definitely took me years to stop doing that lol. If you're getting called out by your sign and youre using it as a crutch to continue to be a bad person.......like......why!?!?! Haha its an opportunity to grow!!

Thanks for the asks my love!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 those were fun!!

[thesadboisguidetolife]

The sweet sweet @exit-pursuedbyabear tagged me to name 4 songs ive had on a loop and whatever he wants, he gets 😘

Im kinda all over the place haha but what else is new. Like ive had Catamaran on because ive been wanting to go dance at the beach, Ghostride because ive been wanting to go for a drive late at night, I Dont Wanna Die because its been ssooo long since ive gone out dancing. Etc. Etc. Lol thanks again for tagging me handsome!!!

Imma tag @guyyfromtheinternet @campcrow @dangerghost20 @newsinthenightsky @kitsune-kaos @velvetmercysharp @ricky-rawrasaurus-rex @alexalfurinn @iidigthebackseat @iamanimaginarybeing @princess420 @tehwitch @notenright @aegisblaze @lilmonstaj @therandomzambi @lovekato-chan @vidibit @sailor-freddie-mercury @hermionegrindr @spider-boy1989 @embraceyouroddities @fatprincessbinch @chubb-e-cheese @snikt-yip @alexalfurinn @frickfrackpaddywack @iamnotlanuk @jaysunshappyhour @poliwhirl-swirl and anyone else who wants to do it. Im a whore for music so id love to see what y'all are listening to 😊

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Dont mind me, im just trying to appropriate the farmer look

The awesome awesome awesome @vidibit tagged me to stop, drop, and selfie and since i am never one to turn down anything i get tagged in, here are two. One of me being "shy" followed by one of me showin off my tittie because sometimes you just gotta be both haha.

Im gonna go ape on the tags because its been a while since i have sssoooo @campcrow @catgifsinthesenate @anti-socialhero @jockoppressor @onlyyams @tehwitch @stormesandshowers @icanbarelyswim @kitsune-kaos @zelmoe @shadupandscroll @hermionegrindr @yddaw @floodnflow @grandprise @gravityjunior @chubb-e-cheese @iidigthebackseat @druidofthegrove and whomsoever wants to bless us with a selfie. 😊