#if you can hear him go ‘hmmmm’ then you have to reblog sorry i don’t make the rules

[anotherbummer]

VAGGIE AND ALASTOR in HAZBIN HOTEL 1.01 "Overture"

[ruthoakenshield]

Very Good Friends (Chapter 20)

Catch up here: [Chapter 1] [Chapter 2] [chapter 3] [Chapter 4] [Chapter 5] [Chapter 6] [Chapter 7] [Chapter 8]  [Chapter 9] [Chapter 10]  [Chapter 11] [Chapter 12] [Chapter 13]  [Chapter 14]  [Chapter 15]  [Chapter 16] [Chapter 17] [Chapter 18] [Chapter 19]

Reader x Henry Cavill, OC Reader x co-star named Dan

Warning: This tale is for 18+ readers ONLY!!!  Mentions of flashbacks: (rape, anal sex, non-con sex, abuse), severe bruising and injury, mentions of suicidal thoughts, depression,   humiliation, and some of the good kind of fluff to make us feel better.

Smut (the happy good kind) is here as I promised. In all it’s fluffy, juicy, tantalizing goodness!!! :)  :)  :)

If  ANY of the warnings upset you or make you uncomfortable, DO NOT  read below  the cut! go find something else to read in this case and if  you want to be removed from the taglist for this story, let me know. I won’t be upset, I promise!

If you are okay with reading those things then enjoy the tale below the cut.

Feedback and reblogs are appreciated. I do not own Henry nor do I have any personal knowledge of him besides what is common knowledge amongst the Cavillary. Any mistakes and typos are mine, story is not beta-tested.

GIF I got from the tumbler search thingy.

You lay there panting wondering how the hell such a well endowed man can fuck both your holes and not make it hurt when your rapist co-star was half his size and it hurt like hell. You lay there on your belly under Henry, panting and pondering this as he throbbed inside you, filling your ass with his seed.

He moans and cups your breast with his massive, sticky hand. “You okay, Kitten? I didn’t hurt you did I?” he asked. You roll to your side with him and grind your ass against him, making him wince. “Careful, Love, it’s still sensitive.” he says. “You okay?” he asks again.

You nod and lay there still pondering how he did it. “What’s going on in that noggin of yours? I can see the hamster running on it’s wheel.” he says lazily as he plays with your breast and nuzzles your neck.

“How did you do it without me noticing and it not hurting?” you ask. “You're easily twice the thickness and length he was, and it hurt like hell when he took me in both holes, but you did it and it didn’t hurt at all!” you exclaim.

Henry smiles. “It’s all in the way it’s done, Sweetheart. Regardless of the size of the toy or fingers or dick. The holes need to be well lubed, gently and gradually stretched and she has to be adequately relaxed and distracted so she doesn’t tighten up before you can get in there.” he explains as he peppers you with kisses to distract you as he pulls out. You hiss a little as the head of his dick slips out and he gently massages the hole. “Now how about a nice, cool shower so we can get cleaned up?” he suggests, knowing you will have a busy day getting ready for the red carpet.

You nod and roll off the bed. He does the same and you both head to your respective showers.

As each of you shower, you both ponder the last 24 hours and your future. Henry had decided to take a month off for a vacation and planned to spend it on his boat in Greece. He wondered what your plans were. He wanted you to join him. God! Making love to you for a month on his boat sounded like heaven!

As you showered you realized you had nothing in the books since this was your first film. You remember Henry saying he was heading for a vacation for a month somewhere in southern Europe. Something about his boat there. You wished he would invite you to tag along. God! Fucking him was amazing! You didn’t know a man could make you feel the way he does. You thought it was always going to hurt. You couldn’t let this man go. He has ruined you for dating any man ever again.

Climbing out of your showers, you both wondered how to keep this good thing you had going.

You each dried off and threw on your sweats. Henry came back into your room and sat on your bed you had just made. He watched you move around the room getting things cleaned up and put away in preparation for the onslaught of women who were scheduled to come and do your hair, makeup and nails. He wondered what your gown looked like and sat there with a grin. You paused and looked at him. “What?” you asked, your hands on your hips as you stood in front of him.

He looks at you and chuckles. “Just wondering what your gown for tonight looks like.” he says with an impish grin, glancing over to the garment bag hanging in the closet. You chuckle. “Sorry, Bear, you don’t get to see that till we are ready to leave.” you tease.

He grabs your hips and pulls you between his legs. His hands grab your ass, and you giggle. His hand completely covers each ass cheek. He grins and squeezes them. “So, what are you going to do after tonight?” he asks.

You raise your eyebrow. “Not sure, fuck your brains out in the morning, then head out of here. Haven’t decided where I’m going or what I’m gonna do.” you reply. “Nothing in the works for me at the moment.”

Henry grins. “How about you join me for a month’s vacation, and we can enjoy Greece and my private boat?” he asks with a mischievous grin.

“Ahhh, but the question is, would we ever leave the boat and actually see the sights of Greece? Or would I only see the sights of your boat and your Greek god-like body?” you tease as you walk your index and middle fingers up his chest and flick his nose with them.

He grins, “Well, that will depend on if you’re a good girl or not.” he teases back. “Hmmmm. I’ll have to think on it, Bear. I’ll let you know when we get back here tonight.” you tell him, knowing it will keep him on his toes in anticipation all evening long.

He frowns. “You’re gonna make me wait all night for an answer?” he asks incredulously and smacks your ass hard. “Bad kitty!” he teases in mock offense.

“OW!!!” You squeak and rub your ass. You flick his nose again. “Bad Bear!!! Didn’t your Momma teach you patience, and that all good things come to those who wait!?!”

He growls. “I’ve waited long enough for you, Sweetheart. You said you wanted to be my girl. I don't want to lose you and I want you with me so we can have some proper dates. And get to know each other better!” he growls in your ear as he grabs the back of your head and looks you in the eyes, then kisses you and steals your breath away.

You feel him pull you flush against him and your hands instinctively nestle in his curls. You moan and feel yourself succumbing to his charms. You hear a knock at the door and some women laughing on the other side of it. You pull away. “Just a moment!” you call out. Henry grins and tries to pick up where he left off, but you are struggling to get out of his arms. “Hen, let me go! I gotta let them in so I can get ready!” you hiss in his ear.

Henry looks up at you and pouts. “Can I stay and watch?” he asks. You laugh. “Whatever you want, Hen. But you might get hit on by them.” you warn him. He grins and stands, then heads into his room and grabs the newspaper and comes back into your room pretending to read it as you let the women in. He stands in the doorway leaning against the casing, and looks up from the paper. Lowering it just enough to hide the tent in his sweats.

“Hello Ladies!” he greets them. “Come to doll up this fine actress?” he asks with a teasing smile and raised eyebrow.

The women titter and giggle and nod. He grins. “Mind if I hang out? There’s not much on TV and I’m bored.” he teases. They giggle and nod “Go ahead.” one of the gals says with a wink.

Henry chuckles and heads over to the bed by the wall and plops down on it, making sure to keep the newspaper in front of his crotch and out of their view until the hard-on subsides and calms down.

He has fun being entertained by the women doting on you as they seem to have forgotten about him being there as they become engrossed in playing with your hair and doing your manicures and pedicures.

Henry just spends the morning quietly watching them, when he got up to go get his bottle of rosemary water from the hotel fridge, he startled the girls. “Oh my God! We totally forgot you were still here! I’m SO sorry!!!!” they apologized. Henry just laughs and tells them that it’s okay. He was having fun observing.

He spent some time in his room polishing his shoes and setting out his clothes for tonight. Then he came back in to see how things were going. Since it was getting close to lunch time, he offered to get everyone lunch if they could decide on what they wanted. They told him what they wanted to eat, and he left to go get everyone food.

“Oh my Gosh, Y/n, he’s such a hunk! What was it like working with him?” they ask. You giggle and say he was a perfect gentleman.

“So, what did he do when he found out your costar raped you?” one of the girls asked. “Did he go beat him up?” she inquired. You chuckle. “No, he made sure I got checked at the hospital and helped me recover and looked out for me after that. Like I said, a perfect gentleman.” you relate to them.

They giggle and continue to work on your hair and nails.

“Hey, where did these come from?” one of the gals teases as there’s a very clear bite mark on your neck with two small, red scabs. You blush and just smirk. “Was that from Henry?!?! Are you two really getting’ it?!? What’s he like in bed?!?” they start bombarding you with all kinds of questions.

You just chuckle. “I’m not discussing my sex life or lack thereof with anyone.” You defer. “He’s not attacking you is he?” one of the gals asks, frowning. “No.” you reply. “Henry has been nothing but a perfect gentleman.” You assure them. “Don’t worry about it.” you tell them. “Just cover up the hickeys and bite mark and do your jobs and make me look radiant.” You tell them with a giggle.

They laugh and move on with pampering you and covering up the hickeys and the bite mark with the makeup.show

“Hello Ladies!” he greets them. “Come to doll up this fine actress?” he asks with a teasing smile and raised eyebrow.

The women titter and giggle and nod. He grins. “Mind if I hang out? There’s not much on TV and I’m bored.” he teases. They giggle and nod “Go ahead.” one of the gals says with a wink.

Henry chuckles and heads over to the bed by the wall and plops down on it, making sure to keep the newspaper in front of his crotch and out of their view until the hard-on subsides and calms down.

He has fun being entertained by the women doting on you as they seem to have forgotten about him being there as they become engrossed in playing with your hair and doing your manicures and pedicures.

Henry just spends the morning quietly watching them, when he got up to go get his bottle of rosemary water from the hotel fridge, he startled the girls. “Oh my God! We totally forgot you were still here! I’m SO sorry!!!!” they apologized. Henry just laughs and tells them that it’s okay. He was having fun observing.

He spent some time in his room polishing his shoes and setting out his clothes for tonight. Then he came back in to see how things were going. Since it was getting close to lunch time, he offered to get everyone lunch if they could decide on what they wanted. They told him what they wanted to eat, and he left to go get everyone food.

“Oh my Gosh, Y/n, he’s such a hunk! What was it like working with him?” they ask. You giggle and say he was a perfect gentleman.

“So, what did he do when he found out your costar raped you?” one of the girls asked. “Did he go beat him up?” she inquired. You chuckle. “No, he made sure I got checked at the hospital and helped me recover and looked out for me after that. Like I said, a perfect gentleman.” you relate to them.

They giggle and continue to work on your hair and nails.

“Hey, where did these come from?” one of the gals teases as there’s a very clear bite mark on your neck with two small, red scabs. You blush and just smirk. “Was that from Henry?!?! Are you two really getting’ it?!? What’s he like in bed?!?” they start bombarding you with all kinds of questions.

You just chuckle. “I’m not discussing my sex life or lack thereof with anyone.” You defer. “He’s not attacking you is he?” one of the gals asks, frowning. “No.” you reply. “Henry has been nothing but a perfect gentleman.” You assure them. “Don’t worry about it.” you tell them. “Just cover up the hickeys and bite mark and do your jobs and make me look radiant.” You tell them with a giggle.

They laugh and move on with pampering you and covering up the hickeys and the bite mark with the makeup.

[luobingmeis]

DAO really was the best game, the lore the ability to absolutely wreck shit, the fact that they didnt do that bullshit ‘all sides are grey’ and clearly showed oppression. I think of my warden, an elven mage, and wonder how she’ll be rewritten more than anything.

right like!!!! i love each dragon age game with my whole heart and they all have super special places in said heart, but origins handles a lot of the social problems really well, or at least from the perspective that i play it as (also an elven mage!)

the rest i’m putting under the cut bc holy shit i can talk abt dragon age a lot. also nothing is proofred. i’m so sorry this got so long i hear “bioware” and “grey morality” and i go wild

(pls talk to me abt dragon age.....)

(also please don’t reblog this!!)

like i understand da2 having a type of grey-morality thing bc the final battle was choosing between the mages and the templars (tho imo they could’ve done better than “the mages hate us bc we keep them locked in a tower and there are multiple accounts of us abusing them and therefore some of them turn to blood magic so therefore we should kill all of them” but still, in a setting like that where the Main End Game Choice was mages vs. templars, then that is understandable)

(but also i haven’t played da2 in a couple years so maybe it’s more nuanced than that)

but inquisition! it’s weird bc inq has a super special place in my heart. i’ve played it 6 or 7 times to completion, not counting the other times i got 20/30 hours into it before external forces distracted me. inq is overall the game i think abt the most, most of my playthroughs average over 100 hours, it’s the only game that i have all the dlcs for, for me it’s the easiest to replay, and yet there’s so much that frustrates me abt it! like, i’m gonna avoid talking abt the actual parts of the writing that bother me, bc that can be it’s own standalone thing, but imo it felt like they never actually solidified what actually caused the mage/templar war? there are those that say anders started it (seems likely), then there are those who talk abt fiona leading the rebel mages in the war? and there, of course, is the “the templars have done wrong but so have they mages and therefore you’re shamed either way for what you do” like i Get what they’re trying to do, trying to encourage players to explore their options and really delve into their own moral values of the game and not just adhere to what the game says, but idk the way they always went abt it always rubbed me some type of wrong

i think part of it is bc, when people mention circle mages turning to blood mages and demons and such like that, it was always framed as “ah these evil mages!” and not “[if these are circle mages] most likely their want for freedom pushed them to that”

does that make it right? no, not necessarily! look at uldred from dao! imo, he was wrong! i don’t like the circle and my warden herself has a complicated relationship with it, but i like that you can say “hey! this is wrong!” without legitimate plot-based “but what if it isn’t?”

of course there will always be companions who push for the more chaotic/harsh choices (morrigan is the one i have the most experience with giving me disapproval for being what i think is nice) (still love her tho), but i think dao handled “okay, look at the big picture, and really think abt what hill u want to die on” stance well

and then there’s the way the mage/templar thing is handled in inquisition vis a vis companions. specifically cullen. and, listen, i as a player have a very complicated relationship with cullen and my heros do too lmao. and i really don’t want to get into the nuances of that bc that can 1) turn into a fight i don’t feel like having and 2) can be it’s own discussion, but basically, from my own perspective, he’s a well-written character who makes for a good antag to a mage-siding hawke in da2 bc of how pro-templar/anti-mage he is. again, don’t agree with any of it (honestly da2 alone puts me on the “okay fuck this” level w/ his character), but it does offer an extreme that is interesting to see. origins is more complicated bc in a game not directly stepped in mage/templar and also a game that stems from 6 different origin stories, it’s very easy to be a non-mage and be like “why do i care abt this guy” (if you get what i’m saying? like i got immediately invested in saving the mages bc my first warden was a circle mage so i was very put off by being told to kill all of them, as compared to if i played a non-mage origin and didn’t really have that background knowledge). but overall, origins and da2 puts cullen on the “pro-templars, mages are more dangerous than they are good side.” and then inquisition is where things get interesting!!

and, for a quick ref, i’m very into getting invested in my characters and really figuring out their morals and what they would actually do, or at least think, so dai becomes interesting bc i play as another elven mage who has never stepped foot in a circle and never will. so, bc of that, i play him as naturally more inclined to not initially Think abt cullen’s past like as a templar bc, as a dalish mage, i hc that he does not know what actually goes on in circles (as compared to my warden, a circle mage, and my hawke, an apostate) (but i hc that, overtime, as he has more and more experiences with templars, he becomes more cognizant of that) (but bioware doesn’t give me the option to just dictate everything my camris lavellan is thinking akjsjkdjk)

and dai-cullen, imo, is actually very interesting! and, tbh, i do have to give it to bioware. i feel like i’m abt to say an unironic controversial opinion, and i feel like i’ve already talked abt the nuances of all of this, but i do think dai did well at reworking cullen’s character. however, i feel like that was also done to feed into the grey-ness of the mage/templars. and, imo, i think they almost did well at actually making cullen show regret for how he treated mages. almost. again, i think there’s a lot of nuance! bc we do see him show some type of regret for how he treated a mage!warden (if he said all that shit like “all these people’s blood are on your hands” if u talk abt not wanting to kill innocent mages) and we do see him step away from templar life (that is, if you tell him to stop taking lyrium)

but!!!! there’s One Thing that puts a thorn in this, and it’s that cullen says something along the lines of, “meredith wasn’t all wrong, she had reason” like bitch!!! no matter what side you choose in da2, you fucking fight meredith!!! she’s wanted to kill innocent mages/make them tranquil even before anders blew up the chantry!!! meredith was all wrong!! she was evil!!!!! she was objectively a harmful person!!!!!!!!! bioware really makes this bitch the final boss of da2 and then has the audacity to say “but maybe she wasn’t all bad” in dai like WHERE IS THIS FOR ORSINO??? ORSINO ISN’T ALL BAD, IS HE???????? OH BUT HE IS BC HE RESORTED TO SUDDEN BLOOD MAGIC IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES OF THE GAME, AS COMPARED TO MEREDITH WHO WAS A DANGER FOR THE ENTIRE FINAL ACT and i digress but the fact that bioware is trying to redeem cullen but also showing that he still sympathizes with a woman who 1) turned against the templars and 2) Literally Everything She Did To The Mages always makes me “hmmmm are u really trying tho :/”

also tho one thing i’m actually not the biggest fan of is that cullen is like “oh i knew hawke in passing........ knew varric in passing.............” meanwhile let’s just cut to everything that happened at kirkwall. this is my own opinion bc i see varric as hawke’s #1 but i personally think that at least half of the comraderie varric and cullen sorta-kinda-had in inq was varric testing the waters of “okay what is cullen going to be like if and when hawke shows up”

also tho i will say a hot-take of mine is that if cullen gets to be redeemed by bioware, then i want something for anders, too, but i doubt bioware would do something so clearly pro-mage. but it could be two sides of the extreme! extremist templar gets redemption, extremist mage does, too! come on, bioware, show your grey morality

(again, i think it’s interesting what they did with cullen in dai and does give some sympathetic light but i also do think the reworking of his character was working towards bioware’s moral-greyness agenda with dragon age. not that that’s necessarily a terrible thing, i understand them wanting some nuance, but it’s the way they do it. like, you can show bad templars and bad mages and still not have “but who is really the bad guy? the oppressors or the oppressed? who is it really?”)

(and also just bc i feel like i need to put my own player claim in this, my opinion on cullen is complicated and also i’m gonna be completely forth-right with u, dear anon, i appreciate cullen in inquisition but, as a whole, he can be terrible to ur warden in dao (that’s not me being shifty it literally just depends on the choice you make in broken circle) and in da2 he’s a nightmare, so bioware had to do a lot of legwork in dai) (tbh tho in my personal-player opinion, if i was to ever romance cullen in inq, it’s not gonna be with a mage)

god this got so out of hand anon i’m so sorry you probably didn’t want this messy essay but i just love talking abt dragon age!!! i think abt it a lot and i have five years worth of headcanons and i have a family tree set up for my surana/lavellan bc of some bullshit i pulled and also!!!! bioware’s writing can get so frustrating but i also think it’s so interesting to pull apart and discuss bc i think the bioware has actually shifted from pro-mage (origins) to neutral-mage (da2 kinda) to anti-mage (dai) and i feel like So Many Choices with characters and their plots reveal that!!! so it’s a frustrating agenda but i also just love dragon age so much that i can’t help but get excited and talk abt it!!!

like, as all things, i do believe there are times when grey morality does work, but, at least from a mage-siding perspective, it hasn’t really landed well for dragon age. bc, and i don’t want to drag in real-life scenarios bc i feel like it would be incredibly inappropriate of me to use any oppressed minority as a comparison for a fantasy world, but it’s the age-old thing of people saying the shitty “but the oppressed fight back and therefore they’re just as bad as the oppressors!” and that’s like....... not how it works.

but also you’ve caught me in a wonderful mood so i feel like, if i was in a bad mood, this would be a lot more “and fucking bioware can’t make a goddamn decision on what side they actually support so instead most of the companions are gonna made rude remarks abt you supporting mages and the ones that support you are seen as distrustful and fuck this and fuck that” but i think that is the joy of loving something with you’re whole heart and also saying “there are so many things abt this that piss me off and so many things that i would change”

and also!!!! ik bioware probably killed my warden so like rip electra surana but i would love for the warden to make an appearance in da4 as a temporary companion/advisor. but! but!!!!!! i also don’t know how much i trust bioware with my “elven mage who is alistair’s mistress and preferred the mages and wanted to free the circles and etc etc etc” bc... idk how to explain it? like, i don’t want them taking my warden and putting words in her mouth that go against choices i meticulously made in dao

[ibroughtthisonmyselfpixels]

Episode 15 Replies

All SoS reply posts have spoiler caveats on them, but here it applies more than ever. Proceed with caution.

@sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “No, it’s nothing to do with–” … “N-no - no. It’s just a weird...”

HMMMM...

foreboooooooooooooooooode

@tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Percy: “Hello? Anyone–?”  Cornelia: “Hello yourself, Percy. What are...”

eyeballs at both of them

@jackssims replied to your photoset “Percy: “Look, let’s say Lyra hits the final two. Or the killer, let’s...”

A good speech from Felicity but that content is making me a little sus 👀 (granted my suspicion has drifted to her, so...)

IMO a good MMBC makes a Sim sufficiently suspicious, and a great MMBC makes every eligible party sufficiently suspicious. I’m aiming to make a great MMBC today. Well, all days.

(Also specifically to Jack: I won’t confirm or deny, but I will say it’s not like she’s not telling the truth. Trans people do know more how to survive than most...)

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset ““said anything yet.” Felicity: “-w- what was that? Listen.” ...”

:O

She’s still Ron’s Delano’s sister!

@cafesimming reblogged your photoset and added:

i have the purest daughter #what an absolute sweetheart

tosimornottosim replied to the same: 

thats so pure...........

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I love Lavandar so, so, so, so so so much. I love all three of- I loved all four of them, but to see the enthusiasm you have for Lavandar makes my heart warm

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “M-morning, Kira. Hi, Toby.” Toby: “Hey. So, another last...”

I thought Toby said 'baby' instead of 'today' for a second I was like WOAH SLOW THE ROLL

I bet now you wish he hadn’t slowed the roll huh

cafesimming replied to your photoset “Kira: “Okay, if I’m guessing right here, we’ve got enough time that I...”

😊 !!

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “Are you sure? You look distracted. Everything definitely...”

😭 this is pure

With all the tension between Percy and Kira since that incident in Episodes 5 through 7, I figured the latter could use some more bonding to cheer her up!

cafesimming replied to the same:

broke: intracontestant fighting woke: intracontestant friendship

There’s a time and a place for both; it just depends on what potential you can spot and what happens in game organically!

cafesimming replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “Right, okay, okay, okay. How much do you know about snakes...”

it makes me very happy that "lavandar infodumps about lizards" is a tag

It’s mostly to contrast how worried she is that Lorelei doesn’t care about what she’s saying at all at the first, and how she’s more sure that she does later on. believe it or not I do try and include character growth every now and again

cafesimming reblogged your photoset and added:

😭😭 #baby

everyone is crying all over the place today and we haven’t even got to the real heart-hurt yet

cafesimming replied to your photoset “STOP IT!” *THUD* … *thud* “…” *shallow breath* “Nn… nn.”

DID LETHE JUST FUCKING KILL SOMEONE EITH ONE OF LOR'S INSTRUMDNTS DUDE YOU CANT /DO THAT/

Lorelei will never be able to play that brand of guitar again

cafesimming replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “I guess- I guess it’s your turn now, Lavandar?” ...”

*lets out held breath* ohthankgod

Tenderhooks

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Kira: “It’s funny, y’know. When you put it like that. ‘We’re...”

toby is fucking dead

Process of Elimination Strikes Again, in more ways than one

cafesimming replied to the same:

oh i am Not looking forward to this fallout. this isnt gonna be pretty on anyone

it wasn’t

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “˜Found Toby.’”

FUCK i mean i knew this was coming and i CALLED it that the lorelei contestant murder was gonna be this round but STILL FUCK

I mean To Be Fair you were warned it could be the case, as the end credits explain

tosimornottosim replied to the same:

FECK ARSE

jackssims replied to the same:

Oh FUCK

And it's too late, for me now Will not learn never know how Voided colours bleeding out My monochrome

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Victim: Toby Hale Cause of death: Blunt Force Trauma...”

FYCK FEOWGHWREIUGWRGTW

cafesimming replied to the same:

shiiiiit

@bountifulberries replied to the same:

I’m SO sad

And my thoughts are falling out Brain is splattered on the ground Hanging five feet in the air I figured out There's no way out

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Toby?!”  “–oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck–” “He’s… he’s...”

i'm so sorry lor

jackssims replied to the same:

This is. Upsetting

cafesimming replied to the same:

i want to help her. i wish i could help her

her heart is breaking so much. so so much

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “¦ Toby: “…n…” … Toby: “Wh… L- Lorelei? Lorelei, got- g-tta…...”

how dare you

What I think Vid is referring to is this insightful bit I clarified on Discord: 

ALSO SO okay okay: okay: one of toby's lines in the latest post "w-why can't I see?" that line keeps flopping back and forth between two different interpretations for me the first that it's part of my HC that ghosts see things differently to how mortal Sims do - which admittedly is something I haven't incorporated in some time the second? that lethe hit him so hard that he's become blind BELIEVE ME I DO NOT WANT THIS I DONT KNOW WHY IT KEEPS TELLING ME THAT 

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Toby: “Oh.” Oʜ? Toby: “…it’s my time, isn’t it?” Iᴛ ɪs. Sᴀᴅʟʏ,...”

AUGTRHTBERHTER

HE LOVES HER SO MUCH VIDCUND

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “¦ Lorelei: *almost a whisper* “I… d-didn’t want you to go either,...”

😢😭

No More the Het Shit to Hit people with

jackssims replied to your photoset “Percy: “…t-this is my fault.” Lilith: “Pe- Per - Percy?”  Percy: “I, I...”

Lyra?

Lyra... Lyra! Lyra~

cafesimming replied to the same:

someone pls get my daughter out of the pool of blood

things you don’t want to hear at a police station

jackssims replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “Lyra. Got- gotta call - ” *wipes eyes* “- gotta call Lyra.” ...”

Oh, okay. I dunno why I thought Lyra was just going to waltz into the BC house, but I did. Calling her makes a lot more sense

Lyra: *kangaroo kicks down the door with her leg, falls flat on her ass* LOR HOLY FUCK

jackssims replied to your photoset “¦ Percy: “So? W-what’s it say?” … Percy: “Lorelei? What does–”...”

Poor Lorelei 😭

you sympathized even when you Did Not Know the extent

cafesimming replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “…Kira? … Kira.” Kira: “Yeah?” Lavandar: “Where’s Lorelei...”

heck

watch your fucking language

sevenleafsimblr replied to the same:

😰

poor Clover

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Lyra: “How did you find out?!” Percy: “I- I can’t, I-”  Lyra:...”

W W H A T

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Lyra: “How did you find out?!” Percy: “I- I can’t, I-”  Lyra:...”

😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

At one point Kaspar liked up to this point then stopped cold and I was like “oh shit I killed them. reveal game too strong”

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “this wasn’t supposed to happen. none of tthis was supposed to HAPPEN....”

M e l o d y???????? M E L O D Y????????????????????????????????

M e l o d y

Jack said elsewhere: 

In all honesty my head is reeling from all of this I'm just very 👀 and 🤔 rn 

👀 I can see, but what’s 🤔 represent? Speculation?

Lissa said elsewhere: 

You've done some Good Shit Kara Get some good rest, you've more than earned it

Nope! Now I’m not queueing and any image I add won’t interfere with it, I’m gonna go double hard and double time on the installment subsequent. And hopefully it’ll be revealing enough to really make Lavandar sit up! ...from the pool of blood. 

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Lights Pt. 10

HELLLOOOO. So here is part ten!! And sorry, its a sorta cliff hanger, BUT ITS FLUFFY, SO SO DAMN FLUFFY!! 

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“Bend your knees Owen, your back...” Owen stood up straight, screwdriver in his right hand, bending his knees instead of tilting at his hips. They were both situated in what was once their office, now painted warm yellow, with the morning sun carrying a soft glow.

“This is impossible” Owen said, frowning down at the instruction manual, a half assembled crib lay on its side before him. “If you’d let me help” Amelia said, throwing down a folded tiny onesie onto a tall pile and pulling another from the bag sat on a stool beside her. She sat reclined in a rocking chair, sock clad feet crossed at the ankle.

“Nope… you just stay there, I have this” Owen refused, holding up his hand towards her. Amelia sighed, resting her hands atop her bump. Looking down at herself, seeing her bump morph its shape slightly, “the babies are moving like crazy.” Amelia chuckled and pulled up her vest, bunching it under her breasts, revealing her stomach to him. “Look” she said, smiling down, watching the way the pale surface dented out. Owen shuffled on his knees over to her and sat on his feet, grinning, slowly placing his hands against the movement. His hands were hot against her and his touch still made her heart flutter. “Is it getting tight in there?” he said, his soft lips tickling her skin.

“Oh I gave this one to Ellis” Amelia said, pulling a full body onesie from the bag. It was striped red and white with flowers and bumble bees dotted around the fabric. “Its so small” Owen said, taking it and lying it out across her stomach.

“They’ll be even smaller” Amelia told him, sweeping her eyes over his awestruck features.

Owen placed his hands either side of her stomach and eyed the onesie there, Imagining the faces of their two babies. Amelia twisted softly in the chair, and frowned,  “Help me up O, I need to pee” Amelia said, pulling his gaze up to meet hers.

She groaned as she stood, holding onto Owens forearms, her stomach bumped against him. “Okay?” Owen asked her, taking her in, the way her hair bounced against her shoulders, and the glow of her cheeks, dented by her dimples when she smiled, nodding. She lilted her head to the side and smirked, “I’m so huge, I didn’t think this was possible, and to think I’m gonna get bigger.”

“You look beautiful to me.”

“I know, you tell me all the time…” she sighed and ambled to the door, “so much that I’m scared you’ll keep me constantly pregnant till I’m menopausal”

“Ahhggh you’re onto me” he laughed aloud, watching her go.

Amelia chuckled and rolled her eyes, curling her arm around her bump as she made her way down the hall.

“Wait…. Don’t come in, wait there“ Owen sped out into the hall, as Amelia padded back from the bathroom. He made her jump, and the shock caused her to lose her balance slightly, and she grabbed his forearms, grinning. “Okay…jeez”

Owen beamed, breathing “sorry”, walking around Amelia and covering her eyes “Okay, come on…” he pressed against her back and led her into the room. Amelia waddled slowly, holding his wrists.

“Tada” he pulled his hands away, but she kept her eyes closed.  

Owen leaned around her, “Open your eyes Amelia,” slowly she opened them.

“Oh…” she whimpered. Owen pulled her against him and circled his arms around her. Her cheeks dimpled and her eyes gleamed, as she skimmed them around.

Owen rest his chin in the crook of her neck. “What do you think? You like them there?” Owen asked, squeezing her, her skin so warm and giving under his hands. Amelia nodded quickly, tears stringing from her eyes.  He hugged her tighter, “hey” he protested, brushing her bump. She nodded again, smiling tearfully,

“I do” she panted.

Owen pressed a kiss to Amelia’s flush cheek and held her firmly. She ran her hands up and down his arms, and inhaled deeply, flicking her eyes between the two cribs Owen had assembled. “They’re beautiful” Amelia sighed. She stepped forward, slipping slightly from Owen’s arms to stand between the cribs, sliding her hands across the the railings. “They can sleep together for a while, but yeah…. We could paint their names on them” Owen said, stepping towards her.

Amelia turned, meeting his eyes, nodding. “Are you alright? Is this...”

“Yes Owen I am, I really am… they’re beautiful… its perfect” her voice was quiet, she reached for his hand and walked back to him, into his arms. Owen pressed a kiss to the top of her head and held her tighter, she felt so soft in his arms. “Babies are hungry” she muttered, looking up at him, letting him sway her side to side. “Well we can’t have that… what do they fancy”

“Chips, take out chips, with salt and vinegar”

“Hmmmm” Owen smiled , gazing up. Amelia rest her head against his shoulder and gazed up too. “We should go for a drive and get some, eat them somewhere nice”

“Ooh we could take Jilly to the beach.” Owen smirked, kissing her.

“Sounds like a plan” he said, “You hear that, we’re getting you your chips” Owen rose his voice leaning down to Amelia’s bump. She chuckled, “you startled them...Ow”   she flinched too, moving her hand to the spot that one of them had just pummeled. “Oooh, I’m sorry my babies” he sank to his knees and enveloped her, pressing his face against her stomach. “I’m sorry, you were probably sleeping”

“They were, you...bad boy”

“Oh… go back to sleep now, momma’s gonna be moving about and you know that’s your favourite time to sleep, only when she’s still do you like moving about, isn’t that right?” he grins, pressing a firm kiss against her. “Hey no!” Amelia pulled his head back, gently grasping his hair.

“You know it’s true”

“Don’t encourage them… get up old man, your wife needs chips” she said, helping him up. He groaned as he rose and held his back jokingly, “Hey I thought the babies needed the chips!”

“Same damn thing” Amelia quipped, prodding his chest before walking out.

“OH oh, she’s… she’s going in the water… do we have something to dry her?” Amelia said, grinning as Jilly bounded into the waves.

“We do. I think there’s a towel in the truck” Owen told Amelia, setting the food filled bag down on the sand. “Okay” Owen offered Amelia his hands and she took them, letting him help her down to the ground.

“It’s so weird to think there’s two little ladies with us, curled up in there” Owen said sitting down behind Amelia pulling at her shoulders to get her to relax against him. Amelia set a container of chips atop her stomach and sighed, watching Jilly try to bite something beneath a shallow wave. The couple sat in silence, finishing their food before speaking again. Amelia let her eyes fall closed, resting her head back into the crook of Owens neck. A warm and gentle breeze swept over them and Owen held onto her tighter. Amelia felt herself sinking into sleep, soothed by the sound of the waves and the security of Owens embrace.

“Ow… i’m getting a…” she was pulled from her slumber, feeling a tightening sensation wrap around her.

“Braxton hicks? Oh sweetie” Owen comforted, kneading his hands into the Amelia’s sides. She laid her head back against his shoulder and blew out a lengthy breath. Amelia groaned in frustration, “This is one of the most annoying parts of this” she mumbled, turning her face into Owen’s chest. Owen frowned, pressing a kiss to her forehead. “Is it hurting?” Owen asked her, resting his chin on her shoulder, watching as she clenched and unclenched her hands.

Amelia shook her head, pouting, “It’s just uncomfortable, and the babies….” her stomach muscles slowly loosened and she sighed her words, “the babies don’t like it.”

Owen nodded, kissing her again and sweeping her hair back with his palm. They sat in silence again, Amelia slowly relaxing, smirking as she watched Jilly bound back and forth in the waves. She closed her eyes.

“How about Elma?” Owen’s quiet enquiry broke the silence. Amelia sat with the question for a moment.

“As a name?”

“Yeah”

“Too much like Elmo”

“How about Alma then?”

“Alma” she tested it, opening her eyes for a second to find Jilly digging close to them now.

“Alma Shepherd Hunt… maybe”

“You think of any?” Owen asked, smoothing his hands around her stomach firmly. Amelia hummed. “I like Ivy”

Owen nodded, “That’s pretty, Ivy Shepherd Hunt”

Amelia smiled contently, sinking further into Owens frame.

“Anna” Owen suggested.

“Boring”

“How about Cecelia?”  

“I like that name, there’s lots of shortening’s, Celia, Cece, Lia”

“Celia, I like celia” Owen uttered against her cheek.

“Cecelia Shepherd Hunt” Amelia tested it, and flinched suddenly, feeling one of the babies twist and straighten out inside her. “Is that you? are you a Celia?” Owen questioned, pushing against the movement. Amelia chuckled, feeling flush with joy.

“You know I couldn’t have imagined this moment being any more perfect” Owen told Amelia, clasping both of her hands, eyes watering. Amelia only smiled in agreement, heart thumping harder for a moment as a wave of fear washed over her. She inhaled, and exhaled through her nose, closing her eyes again, reminding herself again and again that there is no shoe about to drop, that there was no curse.

Jilly sped over then, and the couple curled away from her, laughing as she shook the ocean from her fur.

“We should go home before we start to get too cold”

“But Jilly’s still having fun!” Amelia pouted, holding onto Owen’s arms to keep him around her. “Amelia… we can come back” Amelia shivered in response, and a baby thumped her. “See they agree” Owen said, fidgeting and standing up, pulling her up before she could refuse.

“Fine” Amelia groaned, arching her back and digging her fingers into her sides, watching as Owen tidied up and went to retrieve Jilly.

“A… Amelia?” Amelia frowned, hearing her name, spoken by an oddly familiar yet unfamiliar voice. She turned, feeling Owen approach her from behind. There at the edge of the beach was a face from the past, James.

“James?” her first step towards him reminded her of her condition and she realised how she must look to him. His eyes dropped to her stomach. “Hi, Amelia… wow” he pointed at her stomach. She felt Owens hand come to rest against her back, guiding her forward, towards the path, where James stood. “How are you? I… Hi” he locked eyes with Owen.

“Oh, this… this is Owen… my husband, Owen, this is James, a… friend from my time in LA”

The two men shook hands, smiling tightly. “Congratulations?” James, nodded towards Amelia’s stomach. Amelia swallowed hard, and nodded, smiling, feeling suddenly nauseous and dizzy, overwhelmed. “When are you due?”

“We have around two months left to go” Amelia told him, stuttering slightly at first. Owen draped his arm around her.

James’ brows rose and Amelia knew what was coming, saying, “We’re having twins” before he could say anything.   James smiled, a genuine, warm smile, and nodded. “That’s amazing Amelia… congratulations, really”

“What are you doing in seattle?”

“Just visiting a friend, I should actually…” he pointed towards a small group of men, and stepped towards them. “It was really great to see you” he said, smiling tightly.

Amelia nodded, uttering “You too…”, watching him go.

“Alright?” Owen asked her, pulling her mind back. Amelia swallowed her nausea and closed her eyes, turning to him. Jilly sat at Owen’s side, watching the world spin around her. “Let’s go home?” is all Amelia said, stepping towards him and taking his hand.

“Amelia… wake up, we’re home… and there’s someone…” Owen pulled into the drive behind an unfamiliar car. Amelia inhaled sharply and opened her eyes, pressing her hand against the movement of a baby, yawning. “Amelia… there’s someone here” Amelia frowned and shuffled in her seat, trying to gain her bearings, “What the hell, is going on today” she thought aloud.

Owen jumped out of the car, and sped around the back, getting Jilly out before reaching Amelia, who’d stopped trying to get out of the truck alone a few weeks ago.

“It’s a rental car” Amelia said, taking in the licence plate. As they walked around the back of the car, they heard the drivers side door pop open.

“Hello?” Owen called out, stopping when he caught sight of the visitor. Amelia still couldn’t see, her view was blocked by the car. She looked up at Owen and pushed him forward to make way for her. “Hi, Major, hello Am…” eyes froze at the sight of Amelia.

“Mom?” Amelia gripped Owen tighter, feeling her knees weaken.

“Amelia… you’re pregnant” Her mom asked, closing the car door and taking a step towards her daughter. Amelia rocked back against Owen and gasped. “I need to.. “ is all she said before turning where she stood and vomiting. Owen curled over her, smoothing his hand across her back.

“Umm, Come on inside, Mrs Shepherd, I think Amelia needs to lie down” Owen said, straightening Amelia up and pulling her towards the house. Mrs Shepherd stood in shock beside the rental car, watching as the couple passed her, before hurrying to follow them in.

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Cabin // pt. 6

(Picture does not belong to me // credit to its owner)

Genre: Fluff, Smut (nothing really happens in this chapter besides teasing so...), teasing Baekhyun

Warning: Cursing, smutty stuff, ya know the usual.

Authors note: Hey so uh... I’m not dead. I’m sorry I know last chapter I was like “yeah I’m gonna update more and put out stuff more frequently” and what not but... haha that didn’t really happen. I’ve gotten some messages and anons and some of y’all are heated and I’m sorry. I will try to write more and put out more chapters that aren’t like a month apart. You guys just gotta remember that I want to write and update but I have school and that is my main priority, which is why I try to reblog a lot of stuff for you all to look at while I’m away. Okay anyways, enjoy this chapter, it was requested by a lovely Baekhyun stan and I loved the idea so thank you to the person who gave me the idea you know who you are <3. ANYWAY here’s Cabin pt. 6

Not my best work, but it’s the best that I can do ❤

Pt: 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6

“I love you too.”

You wake up at about 9pm. The cold crisp air fills your senses and you realize you’re freezing. Looking down under the covers you’re still fully naked, and looking right next to you at a sleeping Baekhyun, so is he.

You shift closer to him, wrapping your arms around his waist as his heat radiates off of his body; this boy is literally a walking heater. You feel him stir and his arms wrap around you, pulling you closer to him.

You kiss his chest. “Baek,” you peck his chest again, “It’s already 9.”

He gives a disapproving grunt, “But you’re warm.” 

“Yeah but I’m hungry.” You giggle, reaching your hand up to brush the hair out of his face. 

As soon as you mention food he’s smiling down at you, “Me too, and your mom bought stuff for tacos.” 

“A taco sounds really heckin good right now.” 

Baekhyun starts getting out of bed, just now realizing you’re both bare. Looking back at you he smirks, probably remembering the event just a few hours ago that now has you sore.

He reaches into his suitcase that’s placed right next to the bed and takes out two oversized black t-shirts and two pairs of his boxers, handing one of each to you. You quickly slip them on and sit up. “How do those feel?”

You hug yourself, “comfy.” Earning a chuckle from Baekhyun.

He stands up and makes his way around the bed till he’s at your side, “I’m gonna go start making the tacos,” giving your forehead a kiss. “Come out when you’re ready.” 

As Baekhyun leaves you try to stand up, only to sit back down. Wow are you sore, like sore doesn’t even begin to explain it. You try again, trying as hard as you can to attempt to even look like you’re walking normal just to get to the bathroom. “Jesus it looks like you’re doing a friken crab dance y/n” you whisper to yourself quickly going in and out of the bathroom.

You wobble into the kitchen like a lamb that just took its first steps. Baekhyun catches a glimpse and tries not to laugh, “sore?” he says while literally giggling to himself as he chops lettuce.

You sit at the kitchen island, “maybe...” and start to laugh at how ridiculous you must’ve just looked. Baekhyun starts laughing too, “Hey!!! Don’t laugh at my crab dance!!!” Your comment has him clapping with a spatula in his hand, slowly bending to the ground from laughter.

Baekhyun gets up and sees your fake pout, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” He makes his way to you, “Is there anything I can do?” He caresses your cheek with his thumb.

“All I need are some good tacos.” You smile, showing him you’re okay.

He chuckles, “There’s also some Aspirin in the bathroom, let me go get it.”

It’s about 10pm now, you and Baek are both lying on the couch, silently watching some weird movie Baekhyun randomly clicked on. You couldn’t really make out what the full plot was since you started watching it about 45 minutes in, yet somehow you both were so into it. 

The girl on the screen decided to have a heavy make out with one of the blonde dudes and you just hear Baekhyun gasp next to you.

“That's not her boyfriend! Her boyfriend is the other guy with the green shirt!!” Baekhyun shovels a handful of kettle corn into his mouth and continues talking “She’s dead, I’m telling you, that girl is going to die next. And rightfully so.” You literally can’t help but to laugh silently as literal tears formed at the corners of your eyes because of how absolutely serious Baekhyun is.

Further into the movie, one of the red headed girls decided to “resist” her lust for her best friend’s brother and go with her actual boyfriend (the one who her best friend made out with). 

“Wow she’s got some will power. You couldn’t resist me like that.” Baekhyun says, staring intently at the screen.

You look at him, “says who? If I recall, you’ve been the one all over me for the past couple days, Mr. Irresistible.” 

He shifts to face you, “If we were put in that situation there’s no way I would crack first.” 

You give a sarcastic laugh. “Oh yes you would, I would win like it’s nothing.”

He crosses his arms. “Fine. You wanna make a bet? No sex till... Friday when everyone gets back.”

“And what do I get if I win?” You’re already plotting your victory.

“hmmmm... Loser has to be the other’s slave for an entire week.” 

You think about it for a second. Baekhyun’s slave for an entire week, It does sound intriguing. But then again, Baekhyun as your slave sounds even better. Besides, he’ll probably make you watch The Fast and Furious or something as punishment.

You go for a handshake, “Deal.”

He playfully smacks your hand, “But, teasing is okay. Just no sex. Period. Clean slate. No sex. No frick frack in the tick tack. No doin the nasty. Zero of the sexual intercourse. No...” 

“Alright Baek I get it.” You giggle, “I wish you the best of luck this week.”

“As with you. May the best man win.”  You two exchange a firm handshake and continue to watch you movie. Baekhyun can be the biggest tease in the world, you’ve learned that he knows just how to push your buttons all while looking innocent, but now it’s your turn.

You wake up before Baekhyun. The morning sun highlights his features as you stare up at him, “This is going to be a really fucking hard.” you silently tell yourself. Before you let your thoughts take over you, you shimmy out of Baek’s grasp and head to the bathroom. You begin to get ready, if you’re going to win, you have to look as hot as possible. 

With curled hair, some light makeup, and only panties along with one of Baek’s dress shirts you managed to sneak out of his luggage, you start to cook up some breakfast. 

A sleepy and messy-haired Baekhyun emerges from the bedroom after about ten minutes and wraps his arms around you, hugging you from behind. 

“Good morning” His morning voice fills your ears as he kisses your neck.

“Hungry?” You flip the pancakes once more and put them on two separate plates along with some turkey bacon and toast.

When you turn around, Baekhyun looks at you with a heavy gaze. “You look good in my shirt.” He licks his lips.

“I hope you don’t mind I didn’t have any...uh... clean clothes.” Holy shit. You’re kind of terrible at this.

He laughs at your awkwardness and takes the plate with a small thank you for making breakfast. 

This is gonna be harder than you thought.

Its been a whole morning of you prancing around in your underwear, and Baekhyun hasn’t even taken a second look at you. You even cheesily dropped something ‘by accident’ in front of him and picked it up, ass for him to see. And yet still nothing.

When you’re finally about to go change into some pants because your legs are actually freezing, you see Baekhyun go to sit on the couch. This is your moment.

Walking till you’re standing in front of him, you move the remote control off his lap and take a seat, watching how he tenses at the sudden contact.

“Baek I’m bored.” You pout and place your hands on his chest, tracing his pecks with your fingertips. 

“Well what would you...” You shift your hips only an inch, but his breath hitches in his throat. “like to do?”

You smirk, “I don't know. Is anything you would like to do?” You kiss his cheek, and then his jaw, and then right below his ear. You could feel his chest raise and fall beneath your hands.

Suddenly something clicked in his head, “I see what you’re doing, and it’s not going to work.”

You put on your most innocent face, “What do you mean?”

His hands find themselves on your thighs, making you tense a little. “You’re not going to win sweetheart.” He makes sure to kiss your collarbone amidst his sentence, his thumbs rubbing circles into your thighs.

Shit. His hands start to linger around your inner thighs, his pointer finger knuckle just so ‘accidentally’ brushing your clit through your underwear. Your breath is in your throat as you try to fight the urge to just sit on his cock right now. 

“What’s the matter baby? Am I making you frustrated?” He smirks and does it again, this time a whimper escapes your lips. “That’s what I thought.” 

Before you lose yourself in desire you shift off his lap onto the couch next to him. You reach over his lap to grab the remote, pressing your palm flat against him till you reach the device, you can see his fist clench. “Oh sorry,” you press your hand down against him as you bring your hand back toward yourself, “just needed to grab the remote.”

About an hour and some comfy pants later, you and Baekhyun are on your way to the grocery store. You both had decided that fried rice and steak sounded like the best possible dinner you could have, but you didn’t have any of the ingredients. 

Baekhyun’s right hand lays comfortably on your knee while his left drives. You sit on the passengers side and basically just stare at him, he looks so good. His dark hair is a fluffy mess, his lips and cheeks stained pink from the cold front that had moved in early this morning, and the black sweater he was wearing accentuated his broad shoulders, making his arms look extra good.

He must of noticed you staring because he giggled (fuck did I mention his smile, wow) and whispered “Mr. Irresistible.” Making you blush and look forward towards the road ahead of you.

The shopping trip was successful. You went in and out with everything you needed... and maybe a couple different snacks that just looked way too good to pass up. 

The entire time you were in the store, Baekhyun was being particularly touchy; Pressing up against you while looking for pop tarts surely caught you a little off guard. It wasn’t until you got back to the car Baekhyun went full tease mode. The hand that found itself on your knee while driving traveled upwards, your legs instinctively opening when his fingers reached your center. You held onto the door handle for dear life when his hand made its what beneath the hem of your sweatpants, avoiding dipping into your panties.

“Wh... wh... what are you doing?” 

His fingers didn’t move, they just cupped your clothed core. “What? We said no fucking. And this isn’t that now is it?” A devilish smirk came upon his lips as he could feel just how wet you were getting from his touch.

Before you knew it he pulled the car onto the side of the road, and then you were being lifted onto his lap. 

His lips danced along the expanse of your neck, his cock hard beneath his sweats, roughly pressing into your open legs. You moan as his hands find their way to your ass.

“Baekhyun.”

You could feel the smirk on his face as he looks up at you, “Yes princess?”

You press your lips together to stop you from saying what you really want.

Baekhyun’s hands find their way back into your pants and start to rub your clit in circles through your panties. Gasping you shut your eyes.

“Come on y/n. Give in.”

Authors Note: Thank you for reading! If you have any requests or suggestions for later chapters, feel free to message me or leave them in my ask box. 

I tried to make this chapter a little longer for those who were requesting I do so, let me know what you think and stay cool my brotein shakes B)

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Option B

Blame @the-well-rested-one. Like Shaggy said, it wasn’t me.

Harry’s house is just as gorgeous as the one we have left, and the population of two that inhabit it are much more to my liking. I can barely remember the invite I got to That Party, but I’ll be sure to thank my friend, because this is living the dream, but I know I won’t ever go again. I wonder if Harry will attend another. I look over at his unmasked face and marvel. That jawline is criminal, its stolen my attention all evening. I can’t imagine what else it will abscond with by the time this is through.

He catches me looking and I blush.

“Look at that bloom, love!” he chuckles and approaches where I stand near his kitchen island. His arms circle my hips and grip. I find myself on his marble counter top and my ass would be as icy as it if the heat coming off him between my thighs wasn't akin to an industrial heater. His hand runs up to my neck and he clutches it like an egg. I’m not going anywhere, but the pressure is delicate. He rubs a thumb up my throat and watches my neck as I gulp. “After how good you just treated me, I’m surprised you are capable of blushing. Think it’s about time to return the favor, hmmmm?” he finishes the question with a vibrato against my lips and when I nod eagerly is smears our lips together. The balm I had applied after the abuse I had just inflicted happily upon myself is spread around and I can feel it breach the borders  of my lips and the sense memory of swiping him onto and around those same body parts causes a moan.

Harry takes advantage; the kiss starts deep and wet. His tongue makes a home in my mouth, but it’s not cozy. It’s a messy house party, and his hand has remained clutched to my neck and is squeezing lightly to the sides of my neck. The restricted blood flow is fucking with me, I can’t even think about participating and my volume is unrestricted. When I pull back to gasp, he smirks at me and the power shift from an hour ago is a revolution.  I can feel a pulse and gush. When I blush again, he tilts his head to the side and gives me a curious glance. But rather than asking, he seems to be intent on playing marco polo instead. The hand on my neck migrates down and the way that I fill the palms of his hands seems to work for both of us if the twin groans are any indication. He investigates the twin peaks he’s created, planting his flag on this previously undiscovered country for a time until my groan turns to a mewl and I hear myself begging. My shirt disappears with my skirt and all I can think of is that Versace lyric. I feel like I’m cheating , musically, on my single serving lover,  but Bruno hasn’t a chance.  

The favors he’s doing my nipples are perfect, except they are dry and I am having trouble voicing my frustration. But my lover is smirking, “Need something?”

“Wet them….Can you wet your fingers?”

“I’ll do you one better.” he does me at least a dozen better when he attaches that pout to them, but only after he makes them wet. It’s a delicious preview of what they may look like soon when they are covered in me. His mouth forms a cup around my nipple, I’ve always considered them a little big, but they seem to meet and exceed his expectation if the not so subtle adjustment he gives himself is any indication. The suction seems to be his favorite, but his fingers are plucking at my other peak, he pulls back a minute and I wimper a protest before he chuckles and gets back to work. I wonder what the hold up was, until I get what his intent was when his fingers are shoved unceremoniously into my mouth. I wet them, as he none to gently has suggested and bite as they escape. With wet fingers, he circles one nipple, and mimics the movement with his tongue. He’s looking at me. I’m breathless, speechless already.

“This what you like?”

I nod, and realize I’m only watching the goings on, my hands are gripping the edge of the now warm marble beneath me. I need the ballast, but I remove one hand to run through his silky hair. He’s laughing again, the smug ass, but I realize my neck is still going like a bobble head on a dashboard. I scratch his scalp and laugh at myself with him. He flexes into the caress and I catalog that for later. Hope for a later. His mouth draws down the center of my tummy, and his hand that remains on my chest pushes me back so I’m reclining. There is a second tier to the island I’m on, its completely uncomfortable and I find the cold hardness of it distracting.

But Harry performs a magic trick, and I forget my discomfort, it  makes me wonder where my self preservation has gone. He’s petting my panties and I know they are embarrassingly wet, have been since the head I gave him earlier. He seems to approve and the kisses to my lower abdomen are as wet at my pussy. Both hands circle my thighs and I marvel at their size before he pulls me down. My back is going to hate me tomorrow. I can’t be fucked to care. Or I being fucked to well to care. His fingers are inside of me and he seems to be checking his progress, like an eager student turning to the back of the book. My head falls back, and before I know it, the magician between my legs has used some sleight of hand to get my panties off. Maybe I blacked out. He’s mouthing the round ball of my ankle joint, and who knew that was a thing. His arms are long; the fingers not on my foot are still inside me, driving me crazy with straightforward thrusts. I really want him to turn his palm around, but my words have disappeared behind the veil where my sense has gone. My mouth reengages when he kisses up my leg, stopping at my knee, and continuing up until he is at my hip flexors. He mouths at the meeting between my hips and thigh on both sides before testing my flexibility by bending me in half. My knees meet my chest when his mouth finally finds my vulva. I’m the pucture of wanton anticipation. Naked as the day with a clothed man between my thighs spread out on the clean surface below me. But I’m waiting, and his fingers have disappeared and I’m empty. My head, which feels like its full of lead, lifts up to find him staring at me. I don’t have it in me to feel insecure, I’m to worked up. I just watch him watch me before he leans forward and purses his wet pink lips and blows on my swollen clit. My back jumps off the counter, “Motherfucker,” comes out of my mouth and I feel his shoulders bounce below my thighs. I don’t hear the laugh, because his mouth is busy. He’s licked me top to tail, and I’m so ready to get to the main event, the pulsing little heart of me  I whine out, “No!” when he licks around my clit, but not on it. He continues this for longer than I’d like.

“I can feel those legs twitching,” he smirks.

“Fuck off,” I return and he fills his smiling mouth with my hood and the intake of breath I draw almost chokes me. His work is smooth. He licks up and down, flicks occasionally, until he realizes that I like the broads strokes better. Up and down, like a carousel horse, and my belly undulates to the rhythm. I can see the muscles there constricting and if I had the wherewithal I would wonder why they didn’t do that in belly dancing class. I think I’m saying please, but I might as well have a shell pressed to my ear. Sounds are muffled.

He pulls back to slip his tongue into my opening and the pause is enough for me to realize I have a handful of hair, and I’m pulling, hard. “Sorry.” I say and my hand finds its way to my stomach.

He looks up at me, crocodile eyes above the waterline, and grabs my hand to put it back where it was. I fear for the curls that have sprung up, but obey. He places a hand back on my tum, his mouth back to my center, and three fingers on his opposing hand find their way into my opening. He turns them up in a come hither motion at the moment he seals his mouth over my clit with a bit of suction and proceeds to rub the flat of his tongue up and down until he has to move both of his hands to unclamp my thighs from his ears. He pushes them to the counter.

“Keep em there,” his tone means business but he adds a please. I nod my head again, my neck muscles are gonna be sore at this rate. Every hope I had about how he’d look anointed with my dew is answered. His mouth is gorgeous and wet and a little pink and sets atop a jawline and between cheekbones a sculptor would cut with an exacto. I watch him until his mouth descends. His hand and mouth get back to work, and when a pinky finds its way to my puckered hole, I disobey, my thighs snap up, my back arches, my belly does a samba, and my mouth calls his name.  I quake and quiver on his countertop while he gentles me down. He’s removing his hands and rubbing my thighs, licking lightly until I push his head away. I move to curl up and groan when I realize where I am.

He helps me down and I stretch uncomfortably as I realize the sun is coming up.

He follows my gaze while he rubs the tender spots on my back. “It’s early,” he states. “Do you have to be anywhere?”

I look at the clock, shit. “Yeah, I need to get to work.”

He senses my hurry and helps me locate my clothes, points out a bathroom, and when I come out as presentably as I can, he hands me a coffee cup.

“I never asked your name?” the accent is thicker this am, voice raspier, and his mouth is still wet. I still want it.  I wonder if he’s cleaned himself up at all.

“Um, its Elle.” I leave it at that.

He leans in and kisses me, and I know he hasn’t washed.

“I called you an uber, but I wasn’t sure where to send it.” I take his phone and put in the address.  

He puts it to use when a beautiful orchid arrives later to the desk I work at a record label. I read the card and smile.

“I won’t forget you, or your taste.  

                        Love, H.”

Send your votes my way. Option A or B. Reblog and vote in the tags or message me your vote!

[briteboy]

why is my bra size a G? Where is that even on the bra size spectrum?

honestly i’m not sure why i got this question but it made for a good cold open to this post didn’t it

Mother I’m having a really bad migraine please help I’ve been throwing up for hours now 😭

OH NO i’m sorry :[ that sucks so much. i’ve only had a migraine once and i’m pretty sure it was because i went to a palm reader who had some untrustworthy evil vibes going on omfg *googles ‘migraine remedies’* uhh uhuh leafy dark greens! a cold dark room! ice packs! i’m sorry i suck at this i will offer you one (1) hug instead

i dreamed last night that last august u sent me an ask with questions from an ask meme i hadn't reblogged and i responded really rudely and then in the present i got a notif for an ask and i looked it and it was actually the already answered ask u had sent me a year ago and i was like 'wtf when did i get this ask when did i answer it why was i so angry???' and i messaged u and was like 'i have no memory of this but im sorry for being such an ass idk why either man' and u were like :/ ok i guess

OMFG :/ ok i guess i apologize on dream me’s behalf for sending you questions u didn’t even reblog. maybe i was just really interested in ur hypothetical answers. it’s okay i forgive dream u for being rude. we’re best friends now in dream land

a half goat, half human is a satyr but I like goat boy more

yeah i’m dumb and realized this after i said it omg. it’s not my fault i’ve only seen the chronicles of narnia once

Could you release astropussy cc merch? 😂 i need it in my life

YES PROBABLY IN THE FUTURE!! it’s on my to-do list!

Do you have a link to the beginning of ur story? Thx

the amount of times i’ve answered this, i just. asjkdfj lmao. it’s on my faq and also at the top of my blog, if you’re on mobile just look at the tags on my post and the general rule is that you can go to that tag and put in /chrono and it’ll go to the beginning. here

Do you follow any astrology blogs??

hmmmm i used to, but i’ve fallen out of touch with that area of tumblr. i still trust @astrologymarina with my life tho

hit me with that astrology shit ! gimme references, everything!

Yo my main squeeze! I’m doing a PowerPoint bout astrology, could u give me some sweet info?

(two different anons, same answer) AHHH *sweats* tbh i learned everything i know from observing my own chart (find yours here), acknowledging the traits of each sign and applying to people i know, then reading up on the planets and houses, and honestly...just exploring the tumblr astrology tag and following the rabbit hole down a twisted web of different astrology blogs. if you start with marina up there ^^ you can probably find a lot of sweet info and other blogs as well.

Hello mother, could you teach me about all the astrology stuff you’re always talking about? Like the birth charts and the planets etc. I find it v interesting but I can’t understand shit bc English is not even near my native language. Help. I’m so very lost lmao

ah well firstly check out the links above ^^ i would personally explain everything but 1) i’m bad at that and 2) ain’t nobody got time 4 dat honestly cafe astrology is a good starting point for beginners, they have everything on that website! if you need any specific sort of help with understanding it, feel free to message me off anon!

i think i finally figured out the birthchart thing?? really cool and very defining for a lot of elements of character design. i'm a aquarius sun, scorpio moon, and taurus rising -- i'm ready to be judged - sirius anon

right!! it’s like a main priority for me in character building! ohoooo that combo is very interesting, because i feel like aquarius and scorpio are not really compatible, in that aquarius influence can make you very distant and unwilling to address your emotions and their importance, but your moon (which controls your emotions) is SO preoccupied with exactly that, which might exacerbate that scorpio intensity because you feel that constant pull between hiding and revealing your true emotions. but then taurus rising kind of balances it out and makes you at least appear to be level headed? so even if you’re suffering on the inside at least people think u got it all together.

i.... i feel like your inbox is now bombarded w/ zodiac related questions.... so i sorta feel bad for dropping this on u but im doing it anyway hehe ok so: sagittarius sun and rising, cancer moon

it is and my wrist is killing me all of a sudden but i do this for u guys because it makes me so happy that u even care oh wow, that’s an interesting combo!! it’s actually one of those combos that like...it never crosses your mind, but now that you think about it, they actually go really well together. sagittarius is the most calm of the fire signs, so it actually might pair well with emotional and highly intuitive cancer. your inclinations are probably pretty bold and outgoing, but then you might think about them for too long and develop a fear of going through with them. in that way your emotional side kinda holds you back, but you should learn to trust your gut instincts!! 

Uhhh can you also do my birthchart? I know nothing about astrology and you're a godess in this topic! I'm Scorpio Sun, Pisces Moon, Pisces Rising

OMFG A GODDESS well i’m just ok, i try ooh boy you’re watery alright!! wow you’re probably dreamy as f*ck, but also moody as f*ck, highly and acutely aware of everything at once, otherworldly, always living inside your head but wanting to get out and experience things with everyone else, always wondering about the mysteries of life and the weird questions no one ever wants to answer. you understand things more deeply than anyone around you, and you probably don’t even realize how strong and adaptable you are!!

Ahhh are you still doing horoscopes? If so can you do mine? I’m Aries sun, Sagittarius moon and libra rising. I’m overwhelmed with how to read these things! Thank you and hope you’re having a good day 😘

hello finally i am answering your question! sorry i just get overwhelmed when i get a lot of these lmao this is an awesome combo!!! sag + libra is always so good and then aries + libra are opposites/sister signs which makes for an interesting dichotomy. i’m actually an aries sun/sag moon as well, so i know this combo very well lmao. you might come off as very calm and appealing (dat libra charm tho) and then when people get closer to you you reveal your optimistic, perseverant and passionate nature. these signs are very harmonious together, you’re probably like the calmer version of me lmao. you might be pretty rational but then your sun makes you want to be more impulsive. it’s good to listen to it sometimes...but not all the time. aries is a child don’t trust him too much

hey sunny! i know you're probably stressed out by all these so feel free to skip this one, but i'm a virgo sun/capricorn moon/cancer rising! idk if i fit in a lot of the virgo stereotypes though but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

o0o0o0o0o so many sister signs i swear heheh, it’s good though, i like this combo! i feel like you can’t really go wrong with virgo/cap because they’re both earth signs. cap/cancer are opposites so your cancer rising might make you come off as very sweet, soft and emotional, but your moon says otherwise. people probably underestimate you a lot, but underneath your exterior you’ve got a guarded heart and you can’t be pushed around easily. though your virgo and cancer influence might invite people to walk all over you, you are stronger than you know.

Hi! Just felt like letting you know that there's this song called "Red Bottom Sky" by Yung Lean and it always reminds me of Santi every time I hear it.

hello! omg i love these messages, it makes me so giddy when people relate songs to my characters ;-; i’m listening to it right now and this is definitely something he would like lmao. it’s so calming somehow i wanna live in this beat

when i saw the title for lou’s story i immediately thought of the group choker lmao. you should check them out el dorado is my fav song

omg i actually think i’ve heard of this group before!! i’m digging these song suggestions, i like this one a lot! watch me put their songs in this story now lmao

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

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Anonymous said: Holy frick that is so encouraging and I needed that so much bc I literally visited my college to measure my dorm room and drove home in tears bc I panicked myself into a frenzy about whether or not everything leading me to this point has been a mistake and what if I fail and ruin my life before it even starts (I have since calmed down a little) so your encouragement was much needed & is much appreciated

I’m glad I could help <3 <3 <3 Good luck at school! I’m sure you’ll kick its ass

areverieofchaosdreams said: It's Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day. So thank you for all your amazing stories!!!

Oh goodness I’m all a blushin :’)

Anonymous said: *HAPPY WRITER APPRECIATION DAY* Send this to someone whose talent has blown you away, who you'd like to encourage to keep on writing always, and who you'd like to thank for working their butt off to provide fandom members with breathtaking stories to consume! THANK YOU :D

Aw thank you!

Anonymous said: Hi! I Hope you're well! Do you still take fic requests? Because I really miss Colin Wilkes and I'd love to a story of him with your writing!

Unfortunately I don’t often take requests these days, but I’ll definitely keep Colin in mind!

dirtycherrypie said: hey! applying for WE for the R&D department (may or may not be aware of producing bat gadgets)

dirtycherrypie said: SHit forgot my name - Bea, at your service!

[Bruce Wayne voice] hired

tigers-and-weeds said: Literally just fell down the rabbit hole on your tumblr for the last 12-24 hours. I am in love with with you headcannons and fics! The angst feeds my soul... So I figured I would request: anything angsty with Dick and Damian please please please

Okay again I don’t usually take fic requests BUT I like me some angst so the odds that this will eventually happen.... are extremely high. I’ll try to remember to dedicate the next one to you :) And thank you!

math--ew said: I went on a little birthday vacation to california and I've never been to the beach before. I was bending down to grab a pretty shell and this huge wave knocked me face first into the sand. Like, five people saw and laghed but I got the shell so I guess it's a win win.

Duuuude back at Lake Michigan last month the same thing happened to me. I was taking care of my little sister and her five year old friend, so I was so busy making sure they were okay that the wave plowed me halfway across the beach

babybatbrat said: when i was in ap physics i once spent an entire study period in my physics teacher's room working on one problem. as far as i could tell i was doing all of the work correctly and had all the initial values right so i was racking my brain trying to figure out why i wasn't getting the right answer. the third time i went up to my teacher and asked for help he told me to start at the beginning and walk him through my process bc he couldn't tell why i was getting it wrong either (1)

babybatbrat said: (2) so i start the problem and explain how i got through all the values - "okay so the rod is 5 inches long and half of 5 is 3 and a half -" and i stopped there bc it occurred to me that 3.5 is not half of 5. "it's what?" My teacher asks. i put my head in my hands and stood there for a minute before picking up my work and walking to the back of the classroom while he laughed, bc i had just spent 45 minutes convinced that half of 5 was 3.5 and not, in fact, 2.5, and that was the only thing wrong

Honestly??? Relatable

babybatbrat said: One time i woke up at six in the morning to hear the neighbor's dog barking and instantly realized that meant my dog had jumped the fence, so i went racing outside and sprinted down the street to catch her. when i did i picked her up and turned around to go home and then saw my neighbor standing on their front porch, realized i was in only an oversized spiderman tshirt and snowman pajama shorts, holding a twenty pound labrador and thats how i met my new neighbors

Incredible...... 10/10.....

thrakaboom said: Not a funny story,but two days ago at comic con I met Tom King and he showed me a picture of his kids while he was signing my books

Well hey that’s pretty cool

Anonymous said: I adore your Tumblr. It was a wonderful way to get into the Batfamily fanbase; prior, I thought that there was only one Batman and a single Robin, dearie me was I wrong. And those stories you write, just great. The Headcanons are just as enjoyable. As for Batman, that has come to be a sibling enjoyment. Thank you for your contributions and existence!

!!!!!! Welcome to the crew!

frnkensteingrrrlz said: hey!!! i just went through ur reasons to be happy tag and!! i'm so so happy bc of it (esp the damian hcs, they're spot on imo and he's my favourite) so i hope u have a good day!!!

Thanks! I am having a good day today! Although I’m sure it’s been a long time since you sent this :////

Anonymous said: HELLO I have just discovered and binge-read all of your fics with my homeboy Damian in them, and just wanted to pop by and say that I love you & you are my hero & you write my boy so well so thank u and I hope your life is blessed & you achieve your wildest hopes & dreams

My day is made :D

badfaith00 said: Best batman storyline you've ever read ?

Ooooooh hm I’m mighty attached to n52 Batman and Robin? Particularly the first storyline, but the second is also fantastic

Anonymous said: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHAMELESSLY REBLOGGING YOUR OWN WORK BC I HADNT SEEN IT BEFORE AND ITS HONESTLY SO PHENOMENAL ITS GOING ON MY LIST OF ALL TIME FAVORITES THANK U AND BLESS U

THANK YOU!!! THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT

onwardmotley said: In today's Detective Comics someone finally told Bruce and co that Tim's alive. They didn't explain where he is, or how to get him back, but hey. It might've had more impact if anyone was seen actually mourning Tim and it wasn't just played as him being in cosmic time out, but at least it should end soon idk. Hopefully.

Tim Drake? It’s been years since I heard that name.....

Finally. Thank goodness.

Anonymous said: Idk if I prefer your soul crushing angst or your heartwarming fluff... actually I like to suffer so I'll stay with angst lol

Y’all seeing this? Anon gave me permission. Can’t yell at me next time because it won't be my fault (thanks babe :))

Anonymous said: for music, idk what kind of music u like so here is variety: St. Vincent - Paris is Burning, Sea Wolf - Dear Fellow Traveler (tbh everything by Sea Wolf is great), Dirt Poor Robins - Eleanor Rigby, Between Wind and Water- HAEL, Ellem - Kings and Queens and Vagabonds, The Rigs - Rise & Fall, Tally Hall - Light and Night, and Streetlight Manifesto - The Hands that Thieve.

Thank you! I’m excited to listen to these! I’ll start right now!

Anonymous said: 1) What are the good comics to read for Batfamily stuff (from any point in time) and 2) what are the best Jason Todd comics? Thanks!

Okay for Jason I would definitely start with the big ones, which are A Death In the Family and Under the Red Hood. After that you could try Red Hood: the Lost Days and Countdown to Final Crisis. I would avoid the n52 series until you have a good enough grasp of the character to recognize bad writing when you see it. 

For the generalized batfam.... that’s pretty broad. My personal favorites are Red Robin, Batgirl (2009), and both B&R series. If you have more specific questions, you should IM me! I promise I’m better about answering those than asks

yellowwallsbluesky said: Have you heard Swooner by The Zolas? I've really been jamming to it lately

Listening to it right now! Sounds like a bop so far :)

Anonymous said: Hidden citizens paint it black 💜

Much obliged!

Anonymous said: Harry styles "sign of the times".

[adds to list] thank you!

neo669 said: I MISS CASA OLE!! Sorry just read that you lived in Bryan/College Station and I used to live there as well. It's kinda hard to find people that even know that it exists. But I'm sure you can kick law schools butt. You got this!

Yooooooo I miss cstat too :((((

palliddark said: Adalgiza, and I'll be a translator (English to Brazilian Portuguese)

[Bruce Wayne voice] also hired

maeofthedead said: I love your headcannons and now I sort of want to cry thank

Excellent that is the exact target response 

Anonymous said: Love your rant in the tags about the pizza making I'm laughing so hard

Listen..... I have strong feelings

Anonymous said: Did you hear they're making an omnibus of Tomasi's entire run on Batman & Robin?? I just heard and now I kinda want to get this massive book in honor of my favorite batkid and the series that made me love him so much

Man I already have all the individual volumes but if I didn’t......

sonicboom00724601 said: Hi. :) Nice headcanon. :)

I’m not sure which one you’re talking about, but thank you! You're real sweet

Anonymous said: can you maybe write an interaction between Wonder Woman and Captain America? I absolutely adore your style and would love to see your take on it.

Hmmmm I don’t really have a good enough grasp of Captain America’s characterization to try that one :////

Anonymous said: i tried to kill on mosquito that was on my ceiling by slamming it with a book but mosquito was on the move so i bounced swiftly and jammed both my wrist and thumb and now my existence is Pain. also my thumbs swelling and looks purple, so that's nice

Oh shit anon you good???

daziy said: Do we know who Barbara's mother usually is?

Yeah! In her original version, Babs had a birth mom and an adopted mom. She was originally Jim’s niece, so her birth mom’s name was Thelma Gordon. After the adoption, her parents were Jim and Barbara Gordon, with her adopted mother being her namesake. So two Barbara Gordons.

I think for awhile the canon was that her mother died in a car crash, but the current version has her still alive. She left Jim when Babs was young, taking her son (Babs’s brother) with her. James Gordon (the son) turned out to be a serial killer. 

Barbara Gordon Sr. and James Gordon Jr. both appeared in the n52 Batgirl series during the Death of the Family arc. There’s also a very good story about James from the Dickbats period. That one’s called The Black Mirror, if I’m not mistaken?

Anonymous said: Hi! What do you think of the upcoming metal event? Dick and Damian seem to have a big role in it ( I hope Jason is involved too but there's still no sign of it)

Hmmmm I don’t know that I have an opinion just yet, but as always, I hope to be pleasantly surprised 

Anonymous said: bless you are your wonderful tagging system. know that i may have avoided death because of how easy it was to f ind the thing I wanted in your tags. bless

Oh goodness anon I hope you’re not serious about almost dying.... but thanks?

Anonymous said: hi amy! would u say that damians narrative is written as a child abuse one? like there are definitely many allusions to it but its also not as explicit as say, cassandra or rose. like how much of it would u chalk up to comic world dynamics and how much to actual abuse? also would u consider jason to also be a case of this?

Oh I have very strong opinions about the role of abuse in Damian’s narrative. It’s absolutely there, and the effects are staggeringly large. There is no doubt in my mind that the league was an abusive environment, and I can’t justify some of the things Bruce did either.

I think I would say the same thing for Jason, if not quite as strongly. I definitely think that some of the things that happened to Jason as a child shaped his story later on, but less of those were abuse than outside circumstances. The n52 takes a different track on that one, I think, but I don’t put much stock in that characterization. 

Anonymous said: has jason forgiven bruce for not killing joker? if so, what made him?

Unlikely. They get along better these days, but I would argue that comes from poor characterization of Bruce, not an actual resolution process. 

mellenabrave said: My mom accidentlly threw my Damian doll away (╥_╥)

Tossed in the garbage by yet another parent--

Anonymous said: Whoa where'd you get that bat and oracle shirt you're wearing in your necklace pic? It's so cool! (The necklace is also gorgeous!)

Shoot I think it was from Redbubble? But I can’t find it now

Anonymous said: Omg that necklace was so cool!!! Kudos to the maker of it!! Also I really like your top!!

Thank you <3

[laurifakristalina]

11 Questions

tagged by @dreamsinparadise

When was the last time you cried, and why? Uhhh, I think last week? I’m not sure whether it’s because I’m so sick until I feel so frustrated or when I was having a huge row with my parent LOL

Do you prefer staying at home or hanging out at your friends’s place? Depends, really. When I’m in the mood for going out and socialize, I’d rather hanging out at my friend’s place. Though there’s one friend of mine where I can totally relax and because my house is not so peaceful right now I think I’d rather be there kkkk. Though, mostly I prefer to be at a coffee shop alone with my laptop :)

If you were in a situation where your fav SLBP character and your 10 yrs old child with him are at the brink of death. You are given the chance to save only one of them. Who would you choose? My child. Well, I’ll love both of them, obv, but I think even my Lord will prefer me saving my child, and... well, in Sengoku it’s not like our life expectancy will be that high, as a wife of a Lord HAHAHHA *morbid thought*

Its your first night with your SLBP bae, who’s gonna be dom and who’s gonna be sub? Can I choose Nobuyuki? LOL. He will be Dom, obv. I have a headcanon that Nobuyuki will be like, killing his partner slowly and sweetly with pleasure and that serene smile and tone he has LMAO

What would you give to your SLBP bae as a memento if they are going to war? Hmmmm this is hard. I’ll probably give them a scabbard for their katanas, or what is it for archer? an arrow holder? I don’t know, just something that can be used practically, most likely. I don’t really like decorative things so...

Your bae had struck a faustian contract with (demon!au) you for the price of his soul and you finished your services after some time. If you chose not to consume him after the contract, it would cost you your life but he would live, while if you consume him his soul would be with you forever in your body (but you can never touch him or hear him again). Which would you prefer? Why? LOL HAHAHA Kuroshitsuji AU! I’ll die. If I can only have one bae, that is. If it’s me though, who has, like tens of them, I’ll just consume him until I found my last one that I like the most and just die. Or can I just kill myself after I consume everyone? LOL

What kind of wedding would you like with your bae? Ugh. Well, since currently my number one is Sirius from Kakumei... I’d like a private one, with only closest friends and family... And the flowers will be from Sirius’ family’s flower shop ofc LOL. It’s a simple one... I’ll be very picky about the dress though, I love dresses when the occasion calls for it haha!

If you were to adopt one of the SLBP guys as your children, who would it be? Uh.... children? Hmmm this is haaaard. Well, maybe Masa, and I’ll just spoil him so much :’)

What do you think of me; @dreamsinparadise? excitable. LOL. You’re funny, and give a good feedback and reaction XDD

Give 3 words to describe your 2D man Uhhh Sirius from Kakumei huh... Mature, a tease, aaand humble, I guess?

Are these questions fun, heartbreaking or humoring for you? Did you enjoy them?? it’s fun~ I enjoyed them, though I have to think hard for some of them

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Do you ship yourself with any of the voltage men? Or do you have any favorite, who? I don’t usually ship myself... I can’t even write in first person pov sometimes LOL. my favorite... ugh. I don’t play much Voltage rn... Ren, maybe? I don’t really play MFW nowadays though... I still love Ren a lot in Love Scramble though. Or maybe Saizo, just because... I just love angsty thing that’ll make you almost dead but not quite dead

Would you really date them if they exist in your life and is interested in you? Ren? Most probably. I like him, really. Saizo... now that’s a no, I think. If it’s in real life, I think Nobuyuki will be the one I date, since I need someone who can patiently listen to my rant, calm but still spicy since I love to argue and debate without end up fighting, and a little vindictive streak since i sometimes... can be cruel in my imagination LOL

Your top three SLBP lords. Or any game from your choosing. But you can only choose three guys from one title. One title huuuuh.... Ugh, my ‘like’ is so spread out in SLBP... Well, it changes as easily as my mood, but currently it’s probably Kojuro, Saizo, and Kenshin. or exchange Kojuro with Nobuyuki if I can LOL

Now, fuck marry kill from those choices : ) I’m satan incarnate, y’know. uhhhhhhhh. Marry... Kenshin, since I’m weak at cleaning up and Kojuro will kill me if I marry him LOL. Fuck... Kojuro. Like, really. I need to know the skill of that old man LOLOLOL come on Koju make me faint :P Ahem. Okay. Kill, Saizo. And please let me kill him with pleasure so I can fit him into the fuck category too LMAO

What’s the last thing you daydream about? Uhhhh... I rarely daydreamed, really. If I do, it’ll be something that connected to my fics anyway LOL. The latest one is about Yasu who’s having a flashback of his past when he’s got locked in the gym storage room because of @cottonballwithmustache‘s reblog, a few days ago. Fran, you know about this already lol

Do you prefer hugs or kisses and are you the kind of person who would initiate them? Hugs... Well, I’m a bit awkward at romantic skinship, so it’ll be most likely my boyfriend who started it and I’ll be the one who set how much LOL

A song you’re really into these days and a song you associate to your fav lord/prince/character (idk, i mean what if slbp isnt ur fav game, im giving you options here bc im a sainttan) uhhh... let’s see my playlist XD It’s the soundtrack of Kakumei, Tsuki ga Michiru Mae ni by Fuki Commune, music wise and game character-wise. Well, the lyrics just fits the game characters so much (and just ignore the fact that I’m totally biased towards Kakumei, just ignore it okay?) Personally, the lyrics that hits me the most is You Only Live Once from Yuri on Ice! Ending.

Do you love Oyamada Nobushige? Why... this is so random LOL. I... like him? He’s okay, not my fave but I don’t hate him either so... if I have to choose, I like him.

What’s your favorite food and to what length will you go to get it? Uhhh I love a lot of things. Well, I love durians so much that when I went to Spore I searched for them, and when I went to Lampung too.... 

If you can time travel to any period and any country, where would you go? Why that period/country? Hmmmm probably the Victorian Era, England? I just like their dresses, though I’m sure it’s uncomfortable LOL I was always drawing a puffy princess dresses when I was a child, with laces and frills. Even now, while I’d like to wear a casual and sporty style, I’m still fond of them though I don’t want to wear them most of the time

And lastly would you consider donating pearls to me? LOL NO IM JOKING last question is, late at night and you’ve been feeling out of it for a while and your bae (your 2D bae ofc) text messages you. Who’s your bae and what does the message say? LOL NO. Sorry, darling, friends are friends, but pearl is different matters... out of it? like... how? in an extremely bad mood? Or just depressed? Text, huh... Since Sirius will be more like a type who shows up and makes me pancake to cheer me up without many words, like he’ll just smile and watching me eat that...

I won’t tag anyone though LOL because I’m suck at making questions XDD I did this just in case both of you really are curious about my answer kkkk