#if Spiders Georg ate the spider that bit Peter Parker what would happen to him?

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I pronounce it like Georg von Trapp - at least the way it’s pronounced in the movie The Sound of Music, “gay-org,” which may not be the normal way to say it if you’re Austrian, but then again, I don’t even know if the cave is in Austria.

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The Female Spider-Man; Part Three (Peter Parker x Reader)

Summary; after a personal threat attacks Y/N and Peter, they are in lockdown mode until they can understand what is happening, so they spend some one on one time together until they understand the situation.

Warning; some FFH spoilers, swearing, angst, slight lust, mention of sex

Word Count; 1.8k 

A/N; look at me being consistent on posting heehee

Y/N slammed the door close, after racing back to her house. Peter was explaining everything to Happy as Y/N closed all the currents and locked all the doors. This was giving her paranoia. She was on lockdown mode for all it was worth. Peter put his phone in his pocket.

“Happy is on his way… He said he can gather as much info on what's happening… What could that be?” Peter asked, pushing his hair back as he paces around the room. Y/N began to walk to a door as Peter followed her. 

“Follow me… I might have an idea of who or what is going on. I think it could be Beck’s dirty work he never finished,” Y/N said opening a door. Peter went inside first then Y/N who shut it behind her. “Question, what important things did you leave at your hotel room?” Y/N asked Peter though.

“Basically everything… but I wore my suit underneath my clothes,” Peter said, “Why?” Peter asked.

“We’re in lockdown mode until someone answers us. No one leaves, no one comes in. I have everything you need down here so don’t worry,” Y/N said locking the door behind her. “If Happy ever comes, I’ll let him in. He’s the only one who might know something… I’ll text George everything… He’ll have extra eyes on everything… or one extra eye,” Y/N laughed. Peter went deeper into the basement. It was huge. On one side, it was a comfortable living area with rooms. The other side had suits, a table, something you’d see in a hero’s lair. Peter was caught off guard, looking at Y/N suits. It was similar yet totally different than his. There was three in total that stood tall.

The first was the closest to his suit. It was red, with similar patterns on it, yet black pattern covered the arms and legs and the mask was half black and half red. He notices the spider was also black, with a red outline. The whole aesthetic of the suit was black and red. The one next to it was blue, nothing like the first, however, the spider was consistent and the mask. The spider light up like lighting, electric. A belt was around the waist with a holster. The suit kept flicker in the case. The only way Peter could describe it was an electric spiderman. The last one was barely a suit at all but still was unique and kind of sexy. Like the last two, the spider symbol was on the chest, yet it was smaller. It was a cropped shirt with a long black jacket that went to the ankles, shorts with fishnets and knee gray heeled boots with red bottoms. It also had a holster on both sides of the hip. 

“You thought I wouldn’t have a suit?” Y/N asked behind Peter who turned around to see Y/N leaning on the wall.

“Well, yea… You said you don’t really use your powers,” Peter said.

“I use my powers all the time, just not the Spidey ones as often. I have suits… I made the last one, that’s when I’m shooting guns at bank robbers. The other two… Were meant for you,” Peter raised his eyebrow.

“Y/N… What does that mean?” He asked. Y/N crossed her arms and throw her head back with a chuckle.

“The designs I mean… I made the suits too. Tony made these two for you, but I had Beck grab the designs so I wasn’t suitless. I added my own spin to them. The second one allows me to shoot electric webs. The first one is just my business casual suit,” Y/N laughed.

“They fit your personality. I’m sure Tony would love you,” Peter said with a sigh, looking at his feet.

“You really miss him, don’t you,” Y/N said coming up to Peter. Peter bit his check, trying his best to keep it together.

“Yes… badly. I hope I have made him proud and that he can forgive me,” Peter cried out, a single tear fell down his. Y/N places her hand on his cheek, frowning at the boy in front of him, whipping the glistening tear away from it. Peter looked at Y/N, cracking a smiling as he looked in her beautiful sparkling eyes.

“You could never make anyone disappointed in you, Peter. You have done so much for this world. I know Tony is beyond proud of you. I could never do what you are doing, especially at the age you’re doing it,” Y/N whispered to Peter as he smiled, her thumb rubbing his cheek.

“Thank you, Y/N. You’re amazing too. You saved my life back there,” Peter smiled as Y/N’s hand left his face.

“Anytime... Are you hungry at all?” Y/N asked.

“I could eat,”

~~

Peter and Y/N sat at a table, eating a burger and fries that Y/N made. They ate almost in silence as a candle flickered. Peter couldn’t get his eyes off of Y/N as they ate. He couldn’t believe that his first day here, he meets a pretty girl that has similar powers to him, went to a crazy ass party, had to fight whatever was after them and now are in lockdown in the pretty girls' basement.

“Who was that guy?” Peter asked, taking a sip of his drink. 

“Oh. Henry? He’s my ex-boyfriend. I broke up with him before the snap… After the blip, I would hook up with him… He survived the snap,” Y/N explained. She hated to admitted that she would sleep with him, but she felt no judgment with Peter. “Do you have anyone like that?” Y/N asked, whipping her mouth with her napkin. Peter put the cup down and thought about MJ. 

“This girl MJ… she’s totally cool. I kissed her on the bridge in London after Beck died. She ran after me… She’s amazing… or was,” Peter smiled.

“Was? What happened?”

“We broke up… after high school, she moved and went our separate ways. Man… I just wish I could tell her,” Peter sighed.

“Do you have a picture of this lovely MJ?” Y/N asked. Peter grabbed his phone and showed her a few pictures of MJ, she smiled. “She’s so cute… How about… I shift into her and you can tell what you want to say as if I was her. Would that sound like something you want to do?” Y/N asked. Peter smiled.

“Sure, why not,” Peter smiled as Y/N took a deep breath and closed her eyes tightly. Like before, Peter saw the girl in front of him, change into the girl he once was in love with. 

“Hey,” Y/N laughed, now MJ. Peter couldn’t get her eyes off f her, but her voice was Y/N completely. “I don’t know her voice so just use your imagination,” Y/N laughed. “Now hit me, Peter Parker, what do you want to say to me, MJ,” Y/N laughed.

“Well, MJ,” Peter grinned and laughed. “I can’t do this, Y/N! I know you’re you and not MJ and it’s weird,” Peter laughed. Y/N leaned over the table and booped Peter’s nose. “What the hell?” Peter laughed. 

“What is your favorite memory of MJ… oh sorry, I mean of me!” Y/N laughed. Peter thought for a moment.

“Whenever she would call me an idiot,” Peter laughed, leaning across the table too, booping her nose too.

“Whatever, idiot,” Y/N laughed. “Now, what do you want to tell me?” Y/N asked, trying her best to be MJ.

“That I’ll always love you, MJ,” Peter said. Y/N smiled at his words. She loved love. Peter looked at Y/N and couldn’t help but lean in closer. His lips clashed with Y/N’s or MJ’s familiar lips. Y/N was shocked, but let him kiss her, but as she kissed him back, she turned back into herself, still kissing him. She didn’t realize she changed back until she felt her spidey tingle. She pulled away, her face red.

“I must have changed back… Sorry,” Y/N laughed awkwardly.

“No… it’s fine. Sorry, I kissed you, I just needed that last kiss with MJ,” Peter said.

“I understand, I’m glad I could help…” There was some awkward silence. Y/N cleared her throat. “Are you done with that?” Y/N asked.

“Uh… yea, yea…” Peter said as Y/N took her plate and walked back to the kitchen. Y/N was screaming internally, although Y/N and Peter meet only hours ago, she couldn’t help but want more. She wanted to kiss Peter again, but she didn’t know if it was only because she was playing the role of MJ in his eyes. 

Putting the plates in the sink, Y/N went back out to see Peter on the phone. Y/N tilted her head as Peter got up. “Will do,” Peter said, ending the phone call. “Happy is here… Mind if we let him in?” Peter asked.

“Yes. Come with me,” Y/N said as she went back upstairs. She notices the sun coming up. “Fuck… it’s sunrise,” Y/N muttered. She heard a knock in the door and looked throw the peephole to see an older man. “Check to see if that’s Happy,” Y/N said as Peter pushed her out of the way and looked.

“That is,” He confirmed. Y/N unlocked the door and opened it. Peter pulled Happy into the house as Y/N locked it again.

“No hello?” Happy asked.

“Sorry! Hi, Happy! We’re in lockdown mode. We have no idea what's happening,” Peter said as Happy turned and looked at Peter and Y/N

“Oh, ah, I’m Y/N by the way... Nice to meet you,” Y/N smiled, giving her hand out for Happy to shake. He slowly shook it, unsure if his eyes were playing tricks on him.

“So the other Spide-Man isn’t a man at all… hmm. Nice to finally meet you. Where should we talk?” Happy asked.

“Basement. I have everything set there,” Y/N said as she went to the door. The two followed her. Y/N locked the door behind her once again. Y/N went to the table where her suits where. “I have a feeling that Mysterio is finishing up what he started with me…”

“Wait, hold on… what am I missing here? How do you know Mysterio,” Happy asked.

“Mysterio was her uncle, tried to kill her twice then went off and tried to kill me after the blip… she also shapes shifts and is a famous singer,” Peter filled Happy in trying to move things on.

“Okay… okay, interesting… Anyways continuing, Y/N,” Happy said. Y/N leaned on the table

“Since my uncle failed to end me and failed to end Peter… he sent out one of his goons to end it officially… I have no idea. Happy could you help us?” Y/N asked.

“Yes… I did some researches while coming here and it could be spies,” Happy suggested.

“That’s what we think but we have no idea at this point,” Peter said.

“We’ll research more,” Y/N smiled.

“Okay guys, let's pull an all-nighter,” Y/N smiled. Time to get to work.