#idk when this is from LMFAO probably october 2022?

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H&M Documentary Review: Episode 1

(my commentary in italics)

- all interviews were finished by August 2022. Members of the Royal Family declined to comment (no shit)

- starting off strong with phone footage at the “Windsor Suite” at Heathrow, seemed to be taken when they are about to leave for Canada after their farewell tour. They show what I believe is another photo taken at the private quarters at BP (also this proves they want to do this all along). 

- very raw and totally genuine footage (not) of Meghan in Vancouver taken at the Russian oligarch’s house 

- 2 minutes in and I wish I could speed this up. Bored already.

- Harry: “this is about duty and service and I feel as though being part of this family it is my duty to uncover this exploitation and bribery that happens within our media”. 

- “This isn’t just about our story, this is bigger than us” oh what would us mere mortals do without having big H here to protect us from the big bad media thank u king

- Netflix exposing Meghan by showing an interview where they ask her Prince William or Prince Harry in October 2015.....back when girly claimed she did not know who Harry was. Spoke too soon lmfao Harry goes “goes to show how little you knew” (because she couldn’t give a straight answer and the interviewer answered Harry for her)

- private footage of Archie and Lili

- ALSO private photos of the wedding showing George and Charlotte and all the other children who were in the ceremony (wonder if they got approval from ALL the parents before showing their faces like that)

- Harry talking about them sacrificing everything like they were going off to war or something

- ‘why are you making this documentary” short answer: money

- They are talking about consent when it comes to showing their kids...again did William and Catherine consent to have their kids’ faces on your doc?

- not the pics of Jessica Mulroney in a doc TALKING ABOUT RACISM

- they met over Instagram bc a friend in common shared a video of Meghan doing the puppy dog filter on snapchat. You cannot make this shit up. 

- Meghan said she didn’t google him because she looked him up on Instagram as she didn’t want to see what other people were saying about him but rather what he chose to put out....babes social media is fake did no one tell you that? googling people is how you find out they are on the record for sex offenders or idk have pictures of them in a n*zi costume

- Meghan texting her friends and being like “you are not going to believe this” before saying she was going on a date with H (literally everyone in this doc calls him H idk why but it drives me insane)

- REALLY bored now

- not them showing text messages between the two gosh

- they are cracking jokes but I’m not laughing

- Meghan saying Harry thought she was straight forward and American for inviting him to dinner herself? Hey girly come join us in the 21st century where women can actually ask men out????like????

- Meghan saying she doesn’t like to be all dolled up and prefers looking like herself while having a 100 coats of mascara on

- okay had to turn up the speed a bit I’m so bored

- Harry: ‘I think for so many people in the family, especially obviously the men, there can be a temptation or an urge to marry someone who would fit in the mold as opposed to someone perhaps you are destined to be with” probably the worst quote in this doc so far for me, but I’d love for you to elaborate on that H and tell me which men you were talking about

- talking about Diana making all of her decisions with her heart and I have a LOT of opinions on that but I will not be sharing xxxxx

- LOTS of footage of Diana being chased by the press

- bringing people to question the need for a royal family....quick someone tell Harry without the monarchy he wouldn’t have a thing

- they are using footage from a holiday photo call of William, Harry, Eugenie and Bea to talk about the media being invasive but like.....photo calls are arranged by the family??

- they are talking about the press like they are today what they were like back when H was young and I don’t think that’s fair. Yes, they still suck but there’s more protection especially for the children and they obviously refuse to admit that. 

- not him bringing up the Panorama interview...Harry I’m begging you to develop some common sense. 

- H: “I think we all know now she was deceived into giving that interview, but at the same time she spoke the truth of her experience” NO SHE DIDNT!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT!!! That’s why the BBC got in trouble, she was manipulated so NO it wasn’t the truth babes

- interesting....Harry talked about the pain of the women who marry into the institution and it cuts from a picture of Diana and Fergie to Camila, Kate and Sophie

- very interesting that Harry acknowledges how hard it is for women who marry in and the amount of baggage he brings and yet he clearly did not prep Meghan for the role in anyway. 

- not the footage of Cressida and Chelsy....again did they consent to this?

- VERY awkward picture of Meghan posing while receiving a facetime call from “HAZ”

- Harry comparing Meghan to Diana; the mommy issues jumped out

- interesting that they used a lot of footage of Archie but only one of Lili so far

- Harry saying he had to put on the “royal hat” when Diana died and go out there and shake hands when Queen Elizabeth II did not want that and wanted to protect him and William as much as possible but the public wasn’t having it....

- Harry admits a lot of the stories about him back when he was in Eton are true but also exaggerated.....interesting because they were talking about him doing hard drugs here. 

- lots of footage of Harry in Lesotho and people gushing about how awesome he is. Don’t care. 

- “Harry is a warrior in spirit and he is a warrior in character” sure jane

- Also for all this talk about him and Lesotho I feel like he hasn’t been back in years?? or at least not publicly. They brought a friend from Eton and the Prince of Lesotho who again Harry probably hasn’t seen in ages. Maybe because any recent friends Harry had are gone. 

- Harry said the woman he met twice is coming to Botswana to sleep in a tent* luxury camp site

- the name dropping of restaurants gosh we get it, you go to nice places MOVE ON

- they are now talking about all the issues that come with being a member of the Royal Family like needing the monarch’s permission to marry, not getting to pick your own religion, living in a gilded cage; babes let’s talk about all the privileges

- pictures of Eugenie, Jack, Harry and Meghan at a Halloween party.....oh Eugenie..... 

That’s it for episode 1 guys! This post is longer than I expected and probably very messy (sorry) but overall....not impressed. Very boring doc, not a lot of new information and the only interesting thing so far have been the private photos.

I was hoping to make this post going through the events of the doc chronologically but I feel like nothing really happened and it was all over the place? Main things they talked about tho were the beggining of their relationship and a little introduction to the RF’S relationship with the media.

Kinda don’t want to sit through two more hours of this but onto episode 2!