#idk how accurate I’m being rn in terms of flight experience I hope it’s not distracting oml

[zomgcaleb]

hi zom its 🍓anon here :P, i saw some post about caleb as a commercial pilot and i cant get it out of my head, i jus know the day ur on a flight he'd make everyone know about it and embarrass the fuck out of u omg

UGH yes he’s so annoying sighs dreamily

Somehow he always finds out about a trip of yours and somehow he’s always the one flying your plane. You ask him about it but alas he’s dodgy on the subject.

Sometimes if first class has open seating he’ll pay the difference and move your seat so you’re closer to him :(. He’ll even get the flight attendants to sneak you extra snacks if he can. Regardless of whether or not you’re in first class, despite how luxurious it is compared to where you normally sit, you still manage to leave utterly mortified.

He’s a well loved pilot. Many passengers excite at the idea that he’s at the head of their plane, enjoying the smooth sailing through the air and a safe journey. But not for you. At least not mentally.

The second you board he’s already zeroed in on you and frankly you know better than to assume a peaceful ride. You sink into your seat immediately and it’s not long before the overhead intercom sounds loud and raspy above your head.

He’ll run through all the safety protocols like usual in his charming upbeat style. Until he doesn’t.

“All righty, that’s it. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Also, beware of the pretty lady in seat B4. She bites.”

sybau <\\3

Everyone who’s a regular traveler probably knows abt you.

Oh and believe that he will be back to pick you up and fly you home it’s never a discussion and you never know how he does it so you’ve grown to stop asking

It’s always worth it though when you finish getting your luggage and he hops out of the plane to send you off with a sweet kiss—or two or three you’ve lost count at this point—and watches you leave with the crowd before heading back to his seat.

:((