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sadbenedict · 10 months ago

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idea from this tweet

this is canon.

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maxgicalgirl · 9 months ago

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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

#autism #neurodivergent #adhd #fun facts #GOD I’m such an idiot #anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact #that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club #or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him #or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom #no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world #sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know #and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care

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bbbbbbbbatman · 1 year ago

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Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

#superman was already iffy on bruce wayne #now he has a true hatred for the man for #1) declaring his intentions toward someone he has feelings for #2) not only implying that he is better boyfriend material than /Superman/#but that he’s so much better that superman isn’t even competition #/bruce wayne/#notable playboy and idiot #a better choice as a boyfriend #the absolute arrogance #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

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jawnlockblog · 3 months ago

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all of us right now:

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heohl-art · 2 months ago

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They love trains🥹✨🌹

• "It's been a long long time" •

What can I say? I love trains too🩷

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stardust-art · 21 days ago

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Made a little drawing of one of my favorite Good Omens scenes, Aziraphale’s road trip in the yellow Bentley. 💛

#good omens #yellow bentley #gomens #aziraphale #aziraphale fell #az fell #good omens aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable fandom #good omens aziracrow #aziracrow #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #procreate

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bipolargreen · 2 months ago

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This screen capture made me cackle. Everyone’s “I’m traumatized by what I’m seeing” face is unique 🤣

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens fandom #ineffable idiots #crowley x aziraphale #good omens season two #send help #crowley #aziraphale #crowley is traumatized #aziraphale is traumatized #they’re all traumatized #no one asked for this #but here we are #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable fandom

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crowlixcx · 1 year ago

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#what a fucking NERD #Also poor aziraphale he just wanted a lil welcome back kiss from his hot goth boyfriend #pair of idiots i tell thee #good omens #gomens #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #my gifs

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sadbenedict · 4 months ago

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happy itafushi kaisen itafushi nation

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ilomilodailystuff · 8 months ago

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GOOD OMENS S3 IS FILMING IN JANUARY 🥹

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM LIKE THIS AGAIN—

#good omens #good omens season 3 #good omens s3 #neil gaiman #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale fell #anthony j crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #ineffable wives #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce #ineffable fandom

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ali-borsch · 7 months ago

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#fnf #friday night funkin #fnf boyfriend #fnf girlfriend #shitpost?#idk #anyway i love these idiots

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jawnlockblog · 2 months ago

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Crowley and Aziraphale as cats

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heohl-art · 3 months ago

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This is how I imagine the last scene of Season 3🥹🩷✨

• To the World •

I love them. Too much.

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stardust-art · 19 days ago

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They are a pair and absolutely must not be separated, so here is the black Bentley to go along with the yellow one from yesterday. 🖤

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ultravioletbrit · 3 months ago

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“bare” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 308 words

“Potter!” Regulus calls him from down the hall.

“Hey love!” James greets him.

“Don’t you ‘hey love’ me. Why haven’t you said anything?” Regulus demands firmly.

“About what?” James asks.

“About the stupid letter.” Regulus practically growls.

“What letter?” James tries, but Regulus continues as if he didn’t even hear him.

“I can’t say my stupid feelings out loud, so I had the stupid idea to put them in a stupid letter and bare my fucking soul to you and put it on your pillow like a stupid romantic or something and now I just feel like a stupid idiot because we’ve been together multiple times today and you haven’t said a God damn thing about—" Regulus is saying, all in one breath and James has to cut him off.

“Woah! Ok, first, please breathe. Second, you’re not stupid or an idiot but you have to slow down and tell me what you’re talking about because I didn’t get—"

“REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK! You better start explaining right now!” Sirius is yelling. He and Remus showed up out of nowhere and Sirius looks pissed. Remus just looks kind of uncomfortable and nervous about something.

“Hey Reg…” Remus starts awkwardly and pulls something out of his pocket. “So, I think maybe you and I should talk about—"

“That’s not for you!” Regulus snaps at him, grabbing a letter out of his hands.

“Oh, thank God.” Remus lets his shoulders drop and breathes a sigh of relief. “Not that you’re—"

“Shut up, Lupin.” Regulus cuts Remus off. “Here.” He says bluntly, slamming the letter into James’ chest and walking away.

“Reg!” James calls after him.

“Just read the stupid letter, Potter.” Regulus grumbles and continues walking away.

“He put it on the wrong pillow?” Remus asks.

“I think he put it on the wrong pillow.” James nods with a smile while clutching his letter.

“Stupid idiot.” Sirius mumbles.

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rouge-the-bat · 9 months ago

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this is them @ each other. and their friends too

#hiei #kurama #youko kurama #shuichi minamino #kurahi #yyh #yu yu hakusho #yyh meme #i love them so much. hiei cares about his fox boyfriend and friends but he has to complain the whole time #and kuramas just 😓 as he follows all of his reckless idiot boyfriend and friends

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