#id write this myself but if you round up all my wips rn we'd have like 5 rusame sex scenes that will be produced and i look like a GOONER

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

rusame ivan magic scarf but its like the yaoi hentai tentacles like his fucking scarfends go rub and grind alfreds dick under the table or something oargh something something jack him off

no that's real. this is real. scarfhandholding is out. scarfjob is IN. for 1 kalashninillion dollars can someone make this real