#icanteatthat

[ashleyyazdani]

Forbidden food countdown No. 1: sushiiiiiiiii!!! I miss you, shake, maguro, toro, and hamachi nigiri! 💔🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣 #sushi #inktober #icanteatthat #pregnancy #forbiddenfoods https://www.instagram.com/p/BpikyQDFIdL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nb7c25vlwvo6

[libbyrome]

Last week I mentioned how I have grown tired of eating eggs served in pans at hotels. This week’s pan eggs are worse than usual. The free breakfast at Tampa’s USF Embassy Suites serves just one giant tasteless “scrambled” egg in a pan. 🥚🙁 #scrambledeggs #grossfood #foodstagram #icanteatthat #whoeatsthat #eggsofinstagram (at Embassy Suites by Hilton Tampa - USF/Near Busch Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7yEqVXhIJf/?igshid=nisutk1azm82

[feminineoddities]

I made a cheesecake with Peppermint Joe Joes for a Christmas party the other weekend. I could not eat it because they were out of the kind of Joe Joes that I can eat. Here is a photo documenting a thing I made yet never tasted. 😂😂😂 #bittersweet #madebutnevertasted #creative #cheesecake #cookies #icanteatthat #whippedcreamrosette #peppermint #peppermintjoejoes #hopeitwasgood #likeforlike #like4like #dessert #christmasparty

[runchelle]

Just a #reminder of where I'm at #gastricsleeve #vsg #imdifferent #icanteatthat

[starshipminivan]

Sorry My Inability to Digest Foods You Like Disgusts You

I'm allergic to dairy. I'm not *very* allergic, whatever that means but I'm also lactose intolerant so even sneaking a little dairy (which my allergist said is actually ok if I keep amounts small) means I mitigate the effects of the dairy I do have with lactase enzymes--Lactaid. It doesn't always work well and it's a hassle. So I often use nuts, beans, and avocado to make sauces or substitutions in recipes to create similar tastes/textures.

Please realize, when you are making your fake gagging noises at such a suggestion, that you're being rude. "Huh. I never would have considered that." is a better response. Lots of people have dietary restrictions and voicing your obvious disgust just makes you sound like a jerk. Don't be a jerk. I make the "real" version of food for my guests so it's not like I'm foisting my modified food on you.

I'd love a Chicago deep dish pizza too but we can't always have what we want. I notice that, despite your love for INSERT SPORT and you think you could coach your favorite team to top honors, you have an accounting gig, not a coaching one. But you do have a fantasy team so you can live vicariously. I'm not going to accuse you of being out of touch with reality when you adjust your roster. So please don't fake-gag at my hummus lasagna.

[ashleyyazdani]

Forbidden food countdown No. 4: raw honey. Put it in my tea, on toast, on my face... Take that cheese from yesterday and spread it on a cracker with a drizzle of honey. Yes please. 🍯 #pregnancy #icanteatthat #inktober #rawhoney https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpa-f6NhHLM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kp9y3cti1gyp

[ashleyyazdani]

Forbidden food countdown No. 4: raw honey. Put it in my tea, on toast, on my face... Take that cheese from yesterday and spread it on a cracker with a drizzle of honey. Yes please. 🍯 #pregnancy #icanteatthat #inktober #rawhoney https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpa-f6NhHLM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g7b65lll7vdp

[ashleyyazdani]

Forbidden food countdown No. 3: runny eggs. 🍳 Missing those soft, golden, barely set yolks on my toast, in a soup, on top of a rice bowl. 🍲 I’ve been eating ruined, overly cooked eggs for eight months now. #inktober #pregnancy #icanteatthat #runnyegg https://www.instagram.com/p/BpdbHdYh3zS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jw4h1ucyyhbu