#i.e. their horses
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Crafty maidens leaving fools without (horses, gold, swords)
Cover woodblock is taken from Bodleian broadside 4o Rawl. 566(169)
The Crafty Maid's Policy- Frankie Armstrong
The Maid on the Shore- Stan Rogers
The Broomfield Hill- Malinky
Lovely Joan- Martin Carthy
Crockery Ware- Jackie Oates
The Highwayman Outwitted- Pete Coe & Alice Jones
The King and the Fair Maid- Cara
Martinmas Time- Karan Casey
The Baffled Knight- Lucy Ward
The Crafty Maid's Policy- Lindsay Straw
10 tracks; 35 mins. [Spotify]
[my other playlists]
#original playlists#folk music#have an enjoyable half hour of clever and crafty maidens outsmarting lecherous men and stealing stealing 'what lies twixt their legs'#i.e. their horses#and sometimes their gold#and sometimes at gunpoint
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lesbians who like to save horses
#i.e. ride cowgirls ;) muahaha#would you believe i STILL have not played with horse pack? perhaps its time...#ts4#ts4 cas#ts4 edit#ts4 portrait#the sims 4#oops meant to post this a little earlier…#well! that’s a wrap for me on this lesbian visibility week! hopefully there was something for everyone :)
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Do you have any ideas for what harpy social dynamics look like in Ironwall so far? -🌙
It's not quite as developed as the horse stuff because I don't have as much background knowledge of how birds work, and the bird types are all very different (it's hard to point out a unified 'flock structure' when the flocks are very diverse in form & component animal)
I believe they are more likely to live in nuclear family units and it would be very easy for them to come across as quite insular because their housing is even more specialised than centaur housing and they might find it difficult to live at street level in the city.
for the sake of simplicity i'll take the eagle harpies. their equivalent of hold-over social behaviour from a pre-Florian era would be very different to the big social groups of the centaurs. it takes massive home ranges to support a hypercarnivore and they could not live in high densities. a home range would be held by a single bonded pair who would fight off intruders. this is not compatible with Florian's edict that every 'beastman' be rebranded a citizen of Ironwall. harpies remained very aloof from Ironwall for a long time, but its creation also made them less welcome in other places (because now they had a place they could be deported to), and the population growth around the renaissance period would have made their old way of life difficult to sustain, forcing them to choose between home ranges turned entirely to farmland, or a home range the size of a small apartment, shared with five others. i'll need to think more about how that shook out for them ....
#like i did with tha horses i might pick one bird species to be the predominant type which will help clarify the direction for them#esp. since it would work out how it does for non-horse centaurs in ironwall. i.e they have to live in a world built for horses#ironwall
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A loose 1 hour drawing to help me get back in the groove of... *gestures* everything
#I feel bad that I haven't been drawing as much#I know why it's a lot of external factors which are taking my time away in a good way#but I want to make more time for my art starting with things I like to draw#i.e. fantasy + horses#kelpie#doodle#fairy tale#digital
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the second someone states they support abortion "in cases of rape and incest," they've just shown their whole, entire ass. yes, "someone," male or female. in regard to rape, they are condemning the child for the parent's actions, i.e., the child was morally tainted by the father's rape, and their life rendered worthless by impurity. additionally, the dumb motherfuckers really think it's possible to complete a rape trial before an abortion week deadline, when trials drag to the toddler fucking years, if you can even get a trial. and none of this is even mentioning the joke rate of conviction. by dragging a man to court with the laughable goal of getting a conviction before the abortion deadline to kill the rape baby, all you are doing is signing his name on the birth certificate. this is all if you know your rapist (ask someone who states this how a woman is expected to proceed if the mythical masked stranger raped her and then ghosted, never to be caught), like if your rapist is a member of your own fucking family, which leads to exception two. why is the product of incest less worthy? is it morally tainted, too? are we going off of intangible moral taintedness? or is it because you know incest babies are genetically fucked. you know. like down syndrome babies are fucked. like babies afflicted with the thousands and thousands upon thousands more genetic defects are fucked. why make an exception for incestuous rape babies, when, especially if the incest is not multi-generational, there'd likely be less crippled by their dna than babies born with other defects? dumbass thought processes all around. there is no reason to support to support the killing of rape babies and products of incest in particular beyond knee-jerk self-soothing, i,e, "oh, rape is bad! and incest is bad! i am a good person! : ) " logically, you should support all abortion, even if abortion makes you feel icky icky ; ( , but you don't have a lick of logic in your head. zero thought. it is impossible to respect someone after they've shown the gaping hole in their brain by stating this.
#lmfao me#“don't say 'kill the baby' it's 'terminate the pregnancy/fetus' let's not act like human life has any inherit value lmfao#and my vocabulary is not determined by some bitch's feelings about her unborn baby (i.e. if the woman wants it it's a baby yeah nah)#it's a fetus? it's a cow fetus? it's a monkey fetus? it's a horse fetus? no it's a human fetus. it's a human baby in very early development#and in all instances it is better off dead
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12/2/22 - Ocellus
#ponies#ocellus#g4#mlp g4#my little pony g4#mlp#my little pony#i love this horse shaped bug /gen#ask to tag#<jic!! i'm not sure how people will feel about the way i draw changelings yet#please lmk if this isn't what you wanted (i.e. you wanted her more show-accurate) and i'll set side a separate day for her!!
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My Breath of the Wild Slow Livin' challenge is in its third iteration and let me tell you it is the only way to play this game
#I stopped fast travelling two playthroughs ago (rule 1)#at the same time as i added the “2) if Pancake (my horse) can physically come with me then he has to come with me wherever I go” rule#for this new playthrough i've added "3) you have to settle down for the evening at a reasonable time#preferably at a stable or otherwise suitable location and then feed Pancake before hunching down in front of a fire#and stare into the flames until morning#ALSO rule 4 the horse cant gallop for longer than a real horse can (ie short bursts)#all other horse travel (ie almost all travel in the game (see rule 2)) has to happen at a trot at MOST#but very recently ive reached Tarrey Town and boy lemme tell you#I already knew id be trotting across the damn continent like five times to get everyone together#but now ive added a new thing where i roleplay escorting each of them back to Tarrey Town AT THE PACE THEY WOULD NATURALLY GO#i.e. walking#I am WALKING my horse back from death mountain and gerudo and everyone else#it's actually so great to roleplay...#Pelison saw a horse for the first time and was in awe#and Grayson had to comfort him when a lightning storm broke out as we were crossing the Akkala span#obviously the Sokkala route would be more direct but Grayson and I decided the northern route was better#since we could spend the night at the stable#Kass was there and he sang for us#Now Ive just made it to Gerudo (it took five in game days)#and I am settling down in Kara Kara for the night to talk to Rhondson about my friend Hudson#The voe with the most beautiful dream in all of hyrule#and if she agrees to come with me we have a LONG walk ahead of us in the morning#this is my favourite playthough ive ever done#breath of the wild#tarrey town#legend of zelda
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traditional scale pack saddle wip. gotta add the “nails” yet
#mine#model horse tack#breyer horse tack#breyer horse#model horse#looks better irl but i still wanna make another at some point. could’ve done things better#i.e carving#carving basswood with a boxcutter is. Not ideal
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“Recruit new Chosen, and gather them here for me to confer with. I need many, and they must be different from my daughters and from each other, for that kinship was another misstep. Yet, we both know how rarely the needed loyalty and strength are found together — and above all, I must have those I can trust.”
I have not stopped thinking about this since I read it yesterday. Makes me wanna eat drywall
#OOC / HOLLY.#like yeah it was a misstep but I'm still pissed at Mys.tra for saying it like this#she created the Seven to be used as tools. she used and destroyed both Elué and Dornal to do it#she intentionally split them up and delivered them to traumatizing childhoods to control them#they had no true choice in becoming her Chosen#i.e. when the Simbul denied it initially Mysta fought her til she was worn down#she has used them up and burnt them down and mangled every inch of their lives#she has treated her other faithful with more respect frankly#the Seven are special. they are distinct from the other faithful. but that's not necessarily good#it becomes clear that they're nor mortal and they're not divine; they're just outside of every classification#and to Mys.tra what are they but extensions of herself; incarnations of her will; a means to an end#she has never truly moved beyond seeing them that way#AT BEST it's like having a favorite work horse. oh sure you care about and for them#but they are still an animal kept for a purpose and you will put them down or sell them off when they don't work anymore#even now she's charged El with keeping one of them always alive so she has a backup when she dies again#she hasn't specified a particular one just keep a backup#'that kinship was a mistake' you are their MOTHER#so we circle back to how she's never just their mother. she is a mother to everyone; the mother of magic and mother of mysteries#mother is the same as goddess for them#again I say Mys.tra with the Seven is NO DIFFERENT from Bha.al with the Bha.alsp.awn
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i have a headache and a sweet tea so i'm ready to fight the universe again
#just me hi#i also have a homemade burrito but that doesn't give me half the strength this sugar water is giving me#though i Am nourished now so that's pretty nice#//really tho i am so tired of head hurting. why must it be this way :/#i assume i've been getting headaches from the bright light (i.e. the Sun or Parking Lot Lights) so this sucks lol#//SO much lettuce in this britto rn !! i am going full rabbit on this shizz#top 5 words my dad would kill me over: britto hvbdjfhj#lettuceeeeeeeeeeeshjbshbdhsbjvebjsvishdsbhvbskvsjn#//oof i Apparently have some sort of ~mineral deficiency~ according to ma and i had to take Pills ://#which is normally fine‚ i take horse pills like a champ and i like to rub it in my brother's face#but these ones were NASTY. GROSS. just absolutely EW.#and also ig they were the ones that make you nauseous so Whatever i guess#was also subjected to the torture known as 'two spoonfuls of black molasses' that i haven't experienced since the michigan summer of '15#it's NASTYYY#that stuff Lingers !!! what the hewk man !!!#god invented that stuff to punish 10 yr.ols that's the ONly reason it exists trust me#my brother (same brother) Likes it too like. yeah of course Mr. BaconCookie likes the black molasses#and i just found out my OTHER brother likes purple-flavored stuff so now i have to disown him smh#(purple-flavored ??? grape. it's grape. tho yea it doesn't taste like grape so i guess it Is just purple hfhdjhf)#i'm never trusting them again (food-wise) this is just Terrible#//aw shnizzle i dunno if i went over the tag cap fvhsvs#let's see i guess oᵕo
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Now that I’ve logged into my alt for more than two seconds here’s my proof that I do also have a problem with buying black horses, they’re just split between my accounts 50-50
#Yes this means my most common horse colours#i.e Gray Black and White#Are all grayscale#This tells you Everything you need to know about my tastes in Anything
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I love this exchange lmao
#dare i say#me#personal#this is from the charioteer by mary renault#i think i'm enjoying it? or at least there are a lot of things that i like about it so far#but it's very slow going#it's the 50s-ness of the book that gets in my way i think#there are so many things about it that feel very modern/realistic#and i do legitimately love the portrayal of laurie's relationships with andrew and ralph#and the way they relate to the broader philisophical concept of a soul being driven by the two different horses#however i'm struggling to get fully invested because as soon as i do things start getting homophobic again#like the idea that any man who is flamboyant or 'effeminate' is somewhow lesser for it#or the idea that queerness should never be a major part of your identity and that the queer community as a concept is something to shun#not to mention that weird hierarchical idea of some gay men (i.e. artistic geniuses) being on top and others (i.e. the proudly queer)#being on the bottom#i like to think that i'm typically able to get over the more poorly aged features of old books#but in this case because there's so much that still resonates with me as a modern reader/queer person#those uglier elements just stick out all the more#mind you i'm only a bit over halfway through the book so i don't know yet how its portrayal of certain topics will resolve#also holy shit does this book love an awkward meet up#i just got to bunny's introduction and whatever else he ends up doing in the book#having a tea party with his current partner + his partner's ex + the ex's current jealous boyfriend#+ his own current partner's old flame/current crush/the guy the ex's boyfriend was jealous over#tells me he has nerves of steel
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might commit atrocities actually !
#um potiential tw i.e food and its nutritional value#so dont read any further :+)#my fat body doesnt give u the right to comment on the carb content of (checks notes) TWO (2!!!) pieces of toast. what. it is breakfast time#i could comment on the sugar and fat content of the shit you stuff your face with every night but i dont because hey im not a fucking#weirdo??? who polices others eating habits????#i dont understand where this high horse comes from regarding food ie i eat (things regarded as healthy) so im better than u#i mean i guess i do. but i dont understand the absolute gall and audacity of people who choose That as their moral standing#food groups are not bad or good they just simply Are#its there to sustain and be enjoyed.#'lel how comedic a fat person talking abt how much they love food' fuck you btw#im a lil weighty . i enjoy eating delicious things . it doesnt like . give people the right to comment on what i consume because of how my#body looks . idk . nobody should comment on anything anyone consumes . if it gives you a thrill to do so then you might be a fuckin#Massive Pillock#whatever. ill continue to enjoy my morning bread and tomorrow i might have three . fuck you#clamposting#tbd#honestly
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Hm. He really didn't have the mora for a meal at Good Hunter. As fine as they were, it would simply be impossible with the current contents of his wallet. Ah, wait- ... he rummaged through Ru's saddlebags, and plucked out an apple. Perfect.
"Don't worry, boy. I've several carrots for you in reserve."
With his horse's reins in one hand and the apple in the other, he came through Mondstadt's gates. It was time to brush down Ru and get him settled for the night. The Captain simply have to go without supper.
#kaeya//open#[ Ru is his horse!#Ru is a snow-capped appaloosa i.e. black with solid white and spots on his hind end#Kaeya loves Ru to death <3 ]
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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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I'm not saying The Terror in general and Joplittle specifically have definitively given me permanent brain rot but I am finding it funny that I'm picking up parallels and similarities with both in a series as far removed from it as Netflix's Blue Eye Samurai
#first of all you've got mizu/jopson:#black-haired blue-eyed hyper-competent people from poor backgrounds with a missing/awol father and an addiction-addled mother#both are considered weird-looking (mizu in-universe and jopson in fandom) and are usually aloof but can be witty funny and charming#both also have complicated emotionally-fraught relationships with a big red-haired irishman who serves as a pseudo father figure#oh OH and they both have severe abandoment issues and guilt-related trauma#then there's taigen/little - they're both cringe-fail dudes who suck at leadership but are good men at heart and#who are kind and loyal to a fault and will not suffer injustices done to others#they also both come from a place of privilege in contrast with mizu/tom and are good-looking well-bred men in positions of prestige/power#ned also contrasts with mikiyo (mizu's husband) bc of the whole stoic gentlemanly horse boy aesthetic#akemi is both hickey AND jfj in reverse but nobody is ready for that level of discourse so I'll just file it away to gnaw on later#then there's the whole colonial/imperialist narrative and the kind of damage such systems do even unto the smallest of scales#and how the colonial mindset is in and of itself usually its own downfall bc c'mon mizu also shares parallels with silna AND tuunbaq#just like mizu is both the samurai AND the onryo and she will be the very downfall of the colonizers who caused her to appear#AND also the sir john/shogun parallel of hubris coming back to literally bite you in the ass#i.e. sir john disregarding danger for imperialist vanity and gloryhounding vs. the shogun's imperialist mindset and greed#leading to him dying by a colonizer's hand#y'all I'm am experiencing fandom in the nth dimension right now but maybe that's just hunger and/or low blood sugar talking#idk man idk I'm seeing patterns I'm connecting dots#rant post#joplittle (adjacent)#the terror... sort of
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