#i've talked about this with my best friend before and we've comcluded that big james thad and possibly nathaniel are the only normal ones. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dolokhoded · 1 year ago

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the thing about me is im going to hyperfixate on the new testament of all things. i will inevitably and predictably get attached to the guy who betrays jesus and then hangs himself, cause that's what queer ex-christians do. that's alright though, cause there are more characters i like ! like eldest thunder for example. second one to die in a horrible martyring death leaving all his friends and his younger brother behind. and if that doesn't work out well, there's always the zealot.

#🧅#i'd say it's impressive how i always mamage to pick the ones most fucked in the head #but then again which of them /weren't/ fucked in the head.#well technically james was fine that one's just sad. judas and simon have. several other issues #i've talked about this with my best friend before and we've comcluded that big james thad and possibly nathaniel are the only normal ones.#john had that weird need for validation thing going on for him #peter prob needs to work on his temper and also take himself a tad less seriously.#matthew . tism.#little james. impostor syndrome.#magdalene. also impostor syndrome plus victim of misogyny #martha . eldest daughter syndrome.#philip and andrew were with john the baptist something's definitely wrong with them #judas. is judas #simon. being a trained zealot is not very good for your mental health it seems.#thomas. trust issues.#what the fuck else do you need.

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