#i've never made a meme before

[welcome-to-clouds-cuckooland]

how the karlach origin campaign has been going

[adhd-merlin]

“average citizen of camelot experiences 3 betrayals a week” factoid actually just a statistical error. king arthur, who was betrayed and lied to by his father, sister, wife, uncle, two favourite knights, best friend and personal manservant,

[oiblackestsheep]

Tried to keep this one simple while also not just shamelessly pandering to the obvious stereotypes (although they are still funny). You get some interesting pairings of types when you try to think about it a little differently!

(PSA: Remember not to put any of the types into boxes even though I've just literally put them into boxes lmao)

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

I FORGOT TO THROW OUT AFTER THE EPISODE RELEASED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[calypso-mbk]

I NEED a season two so bad

[crustaceousfaggot]

X

[marinermo]

[arandombee]

The bride and the ugly ass groom 😌

[14dayswithyou]

seeing how much you hate teo reminds me of gege (creator of jujutsu kaisen) hating gojo with a fury anparalled

✦゜ANSWERED: Teo's in da box now!!!!!!!! Out of sight out of mind

[this-is-ali]

[Image description: The “he’s probably thinking about other girls meme” with Albert’s face from “Disney’s Newsies: The Broadway Musical!” edited over the man’s face. Text shows that the woman is thinking, “he’s probably thinking about other girls...” while Albert is thinking, “a leg of lamb”. End of image description.]

[snake-berry]

im backkkkk

and 1000 years late to this trend but yeah. just thought it would be funny to recreate this meme with bella and barty... they're so cute you'd hardly be able to tell they were just arrested for torturing 2 people to the point of insanity

(also. i am aware this canonically this does not align with their actual reactions. it was more inspired by the vibes of their personalities + what i imagine their dynamic would be like. and this is absolutely *not* ship art. bellamort ftw)

the og/inspo pic :)

[rainbowsandwhumperflies]

[Image description: A four panel comic. In the first panel, someone asks a very muscular person, "Wow! How did you get like that?" In the second and third panels, the muscular person says, "Every time I'm tempted to post my Whumptober writing early, I do one pushup." In the fourth panel, the less muscular person says, "Jesus Christ." /end description]

[assorted-things]

The Empress Ki + text posts

[non-cannon]

Me work-shopping my fanfic idea: What if Nina went though the portal at the end of season two, and instead of season three, grief stricken Sibuna gets messages from her in their dreams asking for their help to return to the land of the living? And they're not sure if it's even her or not. Yes, I am a genius for coming up with this totally original idea that's never been done before, at least in this fandom.

The heartbeats of my abandoned and published WIPs: Trapped in a Dream by artsoccer on fanfiction.net. Summary is, and I quote:

"On the way over to England the plane Nina and Eddie are riding on explodes. No one on board survives. Upon finding out, Sibuna has to struggle through the four stages of grief. Amber, Fabian, and Patricia start getting strange dreams detailing Nina and Eddie. Are these just grief spawned dreams, or something more?"

Me with my fingers in my ears: LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

The heartbeats of my abandoned and published WIPs/My Inner Critic: I wonder who that artsoccer is? I mean, your original tumblr url was artsoccer, and it's still the title of your blog... Such a mystery.

Are you sure this isn't just Trapped in a Dream 2.0? But with eight years improvement in writing skill?

Me who can't drown them out anymore: They have different plots! For one thing, this one is just Nina, and not both Nina and Eddie. For another thing this is less exploration of grief, and more taking a lot of inspiration from the "Song of Dreams"

My Inner Critic: Ah, so this is less original, got it.

Me who's getting fed up at this point: Shut up and let me write the damn thing. It's been years since I wrote anything other than a one-shot. Let me have this.

The asshole inside my head: It's been a year since your last proper one-shot, too. And if you're that determined to write this, why aren't you writing the fanfic instead of this text post?

Me who thought writing this out would be funny: shut up

[invinciblerodent]

one little fear-ish feeling i have is that Veilguard, with the whole "dwarves are kind of able to access the Fade now" and "magic is more ubiquitous and accessible and generally more present now" deal, will necessarily sort of infect my characters with some measure of magic powers (unlike the Anchor in Inquisition which was a separate thing) and make the protagonist sort of mage-adjacent regardless of their actual class and race.

i don't want to play mages, thank you very much, i want to play a jumped up soporati chick, two rando dwarves who know absolute shitfuck about magic and are dropped in the thick of all this magical sludge, and a middle-aged dude whose connection to the Fade is restricted to him being mysteriously alive because at one point as a teen he wanted hard enough not to die for a spirit to be like "aight bet"

if it's like, available to choose but dodge-able like the biotics in ME:A I'm cool with it, but I really hope they won't make magic, like, necessary for a character to have, and I can just keep hitting things with sharp sticks if I'd like

[dazais-guardian-angel]

went to my first con in 4 years on Friday to meet Kaiji Tang and got a Dazai autograph + video recording of him reading to me. He was the sweetest person (as I knew he would be) and interacting with him was lovely, but also at the same time oh boy it sure was an extremely stressful, ugly wake-up call of what it feels like to live in a world now where everyone around you has blissfully moved on from covid and can enjoy things normally and happily, while you'll forever be trapped in a hellscape of perpetual fear 🫠🫠🫠