#i'm the let's go lesbians meme irl

[gulava]

I just realized three of my closest friends all have names starting with the letter i.

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

A liveblog of a rewatch of my favorite lesbian film (Fucking Åmål)

Agnes having a "secret diary" on her computer it's so 90s.

"I am subtle about my crush on Elin" Meanwhile her diary:

It's so fucking funny how the first scene with Elin is her just POURING MILK OVER HER SISTER BECAUSE SHE DARED TO TAKE THE LAST OBOY (that's a chocolate drink) She's so impulsive and just says and does stuff all the time.

Everyone has known someone like Elin. And she was often the really annoying girl irl, but she's also just so young and naive and you can see there's just something else behind all of that.

Agnes' mom wanting her to have a party and AGNES DOESN'T WANT TOOOO AAAAUGGGHHH AND SHE DOES THIS BECAUSE OF HER MOM

Johan is so fucking awkward. He really tries to hit on Elin and she just disses him. Literally she doesn't want a ride and he's like "but you can carry the helmet if you want" HELP

NOT THE GIRAFFE NECK GIRL

Her name is Camilla but I call her giraffe neck girl because

Agnes... girl... stop doodling Elin's name you're not subtle

Victoria is so deeply afraid Agnes is gonna hit on her. Like. Agnes: So the french word for "bus"? Victoria: PUSS?! (this is the swedish word for "kiss") Agnes: ?? Agnes: Bus. Victoria: OH

Elin's lines in the cafeteria always cracks me up so much

Tfw you're grounded because you "accidentally had no pants on"

Listen like. I understand Agnes' mom, she just wants her daughter to have some friends. But she really does not understand her.

Oh no not the ableism... yikes

Agnes :((

Agnes litting up when she finds out Jessica and Elin have come over awwwwwwww

Not her mom giving them wine????

AGNES' COMPUTER IS ON AGNES HONEY GET A PASSWORD good thing Elin didn't see her diary cause.

Elin hearing the rumour about Agnes being a lesbian and her immediate thought is "Cool. I'm gonna be that too".

The 90s homophobia is strong, but some of these lines are so funny for no reason?? like?? Elin: What do I get if I kiss her? Jessica: AIDS, probably

Agnes' reaction to getting kissed by Elin isn't "omg I got kissed by my crush" it's shock, it's "what the fuck happened", and then when Elin and Jessica laugh and run away she just sits there. Not knowing how to feel. It's realistic.

Noooo Elin feeling so bad about it immediately and wanting to go back to apologize :(

Elin: *vomits* Johan: Fuck, you're so hot Elin:

Honestly same because who tf says this after you just have thrown up

Also how is this not a meme:

Fuck the self harm scene... aaaaaaaa I always forget it exists

Elin throwing rocks at the window :3

Ok I decided to translate my favorite exchange cause it's sooo

Tag your ship

Omg their talk about what they wanna be when they grow up <33

Elin: Do you think I am pretty enough to be a model?

Elin: Why are you so weird. Sorry for asking, but... you are weird. Agnes: You're weird, too. Elin: I want to be weird. Or... not weird, but I don't wanna be like everyone else. This exchange <33 They can be weird together

"It's just because you live in fucking Åmål" OOOOOOO

Elin is here with her dumb questions and Agnes is just

Let's go spontaneous trip to Stockholm woooooo

Imagine what would've happened if they actually went to Stockholm. THAT would have been a different movie.

AGNES GIVING HER A LITTLE KISS BEFORE GOING HOME

Not Jessica eating up all the chips because "otherwise their mom will wonder" and Elin is like "?? can't we be home without having eaten chips?"

ELIN MOANING IN HER SLEEP

Victoria is such a savage tbh.

"Good luck with Elin"

AAAAAAAAAAA JESSICA STOP BEING SO NOSY LET HER CALL HER!!

And Agnes will wonder why Elin isn't calling :( And Elin just WANTS to call but her nosy (but rightfully protective) sister is in the way :(

AND NOW ELIN HAS TO PRETEND SHE'S INTO JOHAN

Elin: Mom, I'm a lesbian Her mom: What?! Elin: Elin: Elin: Nah, I'm just joking

Not the random 30 second masturbation scene?? I mean this film has a very realistic portrayal of teenagers but. Well. At least it was just a zoom in on her eyes and not much else.

God living in a small town like these... everyone knows everyone...

NOT ELIN HANGING UP WHEN AGNES CALLS NOOOO her internalized homophobia :(

Agnes' dad sees so well that something is wrong and she can't tell himmmm

Elin: I wanna be a psychologist Jessica: YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT

So I know Jessica is just looking out for her, they kind of only have each other, but also she needs to give her some fucking privacy

Jessica: You get everything you want Elin: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT I WANT? THE ANGST

Agnes' mom reading her diary AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYY

You know there's nothing to do in the small town when the teenagers play BINGO

Elin calling Johan from the OTHER ROOM to break up with him

Not the "you can't stand on an A-well because it means bad"

"No, I'm not feeling anything. No anal sex."

"I'm in love with someone else" AAAAAAA

THE CINEMATIC MIRROR WHEN AGNES HAS BEEN STARRING AT HER SCHOOL PHOTO ALL MOVIE AND NOW ELIN DOES THE SAME

Elin wanting to throw rocks at the window again and BREAKING THE WINDOW AND THE MUSIC JUST ABRUPTLY STOPS

TOILET CONFRONTATION LET'S GOOOO

Elin is so bad with words but god she tries... honey...

UGH and everyone outside banging on the door thinking she has a boy in there.

In this movie, no one comes out of the closet, they come out of the school restroom

"Ta da! Here is me, and this is my new girl! Could you move? We're gonna go and fuck!"

Wrote history!

"Fucking" means drinking oboy lmao

Elin just infodumping how she has too much chocolate powder in her milk

I really wonder what happens later. When they go back to school the next morning. When Agnes goes home to her mom who has read her diary. When Jessica finds out. But at the same time, it ends so sweetly. Right now it's only them and no one else.

This movie is really cheaply made. It's shot like it's some secret person recording these kids. It's awkward zooms and hectic cuts. But it also adds to the charm. It makes it feel... real. Like we're seeing them right now in these moments, not putting up an act.

Also, campy movies are the best movies :D

[pinkcherryobseslove]

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[legion-gringo]

// this is heavy and personal //

It's supposed to be my 4 year HRTiversary but something happened.

A few months back I stopped feeling as much like a girl, then I started taking T as well as E, then I stopped taking E, then I stopped wearing women's clothing then I stopped wearing makeup. I might go back to E/being a girl at a later date, but I might not.

Now I wear suits, use the men's toilets, go by he him pronouns, and I'm happy - or as happy as I was as a girl. I still feel trans, but I'm not really transfeminine at this point, and I'm clearly not transmasc either.

I don't think i count as transmisogyny affected, even. I just seem to most people like an effeminate gay man (they're not wrong, but it's more complicated than that, same as it is for anyone really)

I don't have any regrets - I look at my tits (small and perky) and I think they're neat. I like that estrogen gave me a softness and a connection to my emotions I had previously been lacking, but I like that T has given me the composure and poise to push back the tears and communicate to ppl how I feel instead of just falling apart and letting people see how I feel from that.

It's hard though. Am I detrans? Not really but I do make some people uncomfortable, I suspect. Or a joke that I could have made without a second thought suddenly becomes a minefield of "is he allowed to say that"

There's another detrans grifter in the media. This one is complaining that testosterone made him bald so he "may as well" keep being a guy even tho he regrets it. Fuckin idiot. Men go bald. If I go bald I think I'm gonna cry, (only I can't cry now.) Does this make me a hypocrite?

What's a HRTiversary anyway - it's a big deal for some, for others it's just "the earliest date possible they could get on hrt."

There's other people like me, irl and online, doing similar things - retransitioning rather than detransitioning - but I don't really feel that connected to them either. I know people desperate to tell you that they're a boy (but a girl really!!!!) and try and look as clocky as possible - this reads as weirdly transphobic against the tboys. There's a way to honor and appreciate trans beauty without fetishising clockiness, that's chasershit to me.

Idk where I'm going with this tbh. I don't really understand it but I am starting to resent the constant attempt by other trans people to categorise me into something safe, or at least nameable .

"so have you detransitioned"

"no"

"so you're still a girl"

"kind of but not really"

"are you a man?"

"yeah I guess"

"oh you're nonbinary"

"no"

"oh! You're genderfluid"

"idk no I don't think so"

"oh you're just nonbinary but you don't like the word"

"..."

It's funny as well how many people are completely in denial about what's happening in the same way that my family/coworkers were at the start of my first transition.

*turns up to a party in a suit*

"gurl you look amazing"

*uses men's bathrooms*

"wow she's so fierce"

*gently corrects misgendering*

"Hun you are so butch"

What I've really learned as well is how fuckin godawful girlie culture is from the outside. You go to a trans night in London and everyone's making the same tired jokes about praise kinks and headpats, catgirls and thighhighs, whether they're 19 or 50. Some stranger tried to pat my head at a punk gig my girlfriend was playing back in april and I told her to go fuck herself. If I tried that now I'd probably get booted from the community. Fuckin hell we got Imogen Binnie, Lou Sullivan, yknow there's actual cool parts of The Culture that you can engage with/riff on (like Jackie Ess did with Darryl and its links to Nevada) - why are we content with memes about sword lesbians and blahaj?

I'm part of the problem, too! I did that stupid "gifted boy to burnout girl with a praise kink" post from last year that I've seen go around twitter, Facebook, insta, tiktok, I'm feeding the cultural rot.

I fully expect to lose followers over this, cause it's upsetting to hear. i avoided detransitioners (still not a word i identify with) like the plague ever since i transitioned, not just cause they're normally creepy and weird but i think i genuinely believed that they'd somehow social-contagion me (Torrey Peters is occasionally capable of making a salient point, turns out!)

Anyway whatever. Burn it all down. Love and solidarity to my trans siblings, if this is creepy and weird to hear, catch you on the flipside in like 6 months when i get bored of this and go back to being a girlie

[sparrowmoth]

I’m back in case nobody ever asked about your boy, so…. Carlos de Vil for the ask meme :)

@hoodpane Aww, thank you, sweetheart, I appreciate that! 🥰♥️♥️

1. Sexuality Headcanon

I headcanon (and write) him variously as gay OR bisexual since I can see it either way with him, for reasons akin to my thoughts on Evie in this post. Sometimes, I headcanon him as aspec, too, and that's been at the back of my mind with certain fics, but I haven't yet decided if I feel strongly about him fitting a particular label or if I'm just trying to figure out things for myself by projecting different labels at him idk.

Anyway, related (gender) headcanon that I can never shut up about: whatever sexuality I'm writing him as, he's always he/they nonbinary in my mind, my writing, my memes, just everything jdkaljgklsg. <3

2. OTP

Jaylos, my beloved! For me, there's no universe in which these two don't end up together, which is why they come out on top as my OTP, deeply fond as I am of the Rotten OT4 ship. Marlos and Carvie can be romantic or platonic, it's fine either way, but if Jaylos isn't happening, I probably won't bother. I just don't enjoy reading them in other ships.

3. BROTP

I think Jane and Carlos are really cute as friends. It makes me really happy to think about Jay and Carlos going on double dates with Jane and Lonnie (who are in lesbians together, change my mind you can't).

I'm also here for Chad being the bestie Carlos literally never wanted. Their dynamic is just so fucking funny. It makes no sense! Compels me though. And Mal, Jay, and Evie absolutely tease Carlos about it.

4. NOTP

No hate, but I'm not here for Benlos. I think it's cute that Ben clearly has a crush on Carlos, but I mean, it's Ben. Show me a VK he doesn't have a crush on lmao. I don't know, this ship just leaves me bored, so I'll usually take a hard pass on anything that features them together.

Less common nopes I've encountered: Gilos and Chadlos. Just nope.

5. First headcanon that pops into my head

In telling Carlos all those horrifying (and untrue) tales of dogs being vicious, rabid pack animals as he was growing up, Cruella liked to up the drama by growling, baring her teeth, even biting him sometimes.

This instilled such terror in Carlos that he thought to weaponize it, so, for years, he'd growl at his bullies and try to bite and claw instead of punching and kicking. The other kids found this strange at best and hilarious at worst—none more so than Harry Hook in the latter case.

Oh, he never let Carlos live that down, even long after he'd realized it wasn't having the desired effect. Harry would bark and growl at him in the street, laughing gleefully when he managed to startle Carlos.

Meanwhile, with Jay, Mal, and Evie, the nickname "pup" emerged as a soft, teasing reminder of the first impression he'd made on them as kids. Much to his exasperation, he's simply stuck with the nickname.

6. One way in which I relate to this character

Look at him, he's got anxiety. No, but seriously, that's definitely a big thing for me. The way his anxiety makes people underestimate him, both in canon and fanon, because it's easy to see just a scared little boy where, in fact, there are so many sharp edges, so much steel in him that's helped him survive.

I relate to that a lot, because IRL I find most people make the mistake of assuming anxiety is my personality ("omg you're so shy uwu," "you should talk more," "smile for me"), and well, they're wrong, but I didn't always realize that. I see something similar with Carlos on the Isle, in that he grows up being told that he's weak for so long, he internalizes that as a truth about himself when, in actuality, if he was weak? He'd have never survived. Not the Isle, not his mother, not his entire life.

7. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

chocolate-all-over-his-face.jpg jkdlajlkgsjlkg

Like, it warms my heart how excited he is about chocolate, but also I kind of want to be a mom for just TWO SECONDS and wipe his face before he gets out of the limo looking a mess like that jdkasljkgdlsjk

8. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

You know, he can be a cinnamon roll, but it would be a mistake to see that as the extent of his character. I'd say more than half the time it's just an act to get what he wants, which is valid of him. Jay and Evie flirt, Mal intimidates, and Carlos? He gives the puppy eyes so you don't notice the knife slip out from his sleeve before it's too late.

One of my favourite things about him is that he could have gone the route of problematic fave. He's capable of it. He just... chooses to be better than that, like in this scene from Return to the Isle of the Lost (Book 2), which is one of my favourite scenes in the whole franchise:

Cruella cackled with glee. “Go ahead, then, use it on me. Destroy me. With that ring you can obliterate me forever. Tell me to throw myself off this roof and I’ll do it. Isn’t that what you want? Isn’t that what you have always wanted?”

Carlos felt the ring throb in his hands. He could destroy his mother, rid the world of another villain, and stop having nightmares once and for all.

“Do it!” Cruella cackled. “Do it, boy!”

He raised his hand, pointing the ring right at her. Then he dropped his arm down with a sigh. “No, I can’t. I’m better than that,” Carlos said, turning on his heel and heading for the elevator. I’m better than you, Mother. No matter what you’ve always told me.

That's my baby and I'm proud.

Character Headcanons

[dullahandyke]

Thanks for the tag @klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend mwah!!

nickname: 'eimear' is pronounced 'eem-er', and so i have a litany of nicknames irl, but mostly from my father. he calls me 'emo', 'meme', 'eemsie weemsie', and so on so forth. he does not know what an emo or a meme is.

zodiac: aries! sheeb 🐏

height: hell if i know. i'm like. slightly short i think

last google search: accidentally searched 'tumblr' instead of going straight to tumblr.com

followers: 429 smirl emoji i am the lps popular

song stuck in my head: um none in particular but i'm currently listening to bohemian rhapsody so that by default i guess

how much i sleep: ummmm normal?? usually i try to go to bed before midnight, and i have alarms on for 7am, 8am, and 9am, though i usually snooze all of them and wake up proper around like 10am on the weekends

lucky number: my actual lucky number is my pin code, so you're not getting that, but let's go with 9!

dream job: copy editing 😻

wearing: ummm headphones which i've decorated with rhinestones on one side, gloves (it cold), a long cardigan, a funky button-up, sweatpants, and sneakers :)

favorite song: throws a dart at a pinboard. lullaby by shayfer james

aesthetic: shirg idk !! all i know is i wanna be a butch so bad

favorite animal noise: fox squeak :)

something random: i don't know literally any metric of measurement. in first year my geography teacher said ' we all know how long a kilometer is' and i didn't and i'm in fifth year now and i still don't know. i have a rough visual on how long a foot is but that is IT

tagginggg @loveize @transgayholmes @vaharai @jupitertherevolution and anyone else who wants to :)

[rjalker]

Catherine, Vincent, Lisa*, Jeb*, "Dottie"*, Blaze*, Armon*, Yuna, Lulu, Anikah, Peter Lambh/Quail*, Fang,

Catherine and Vincent were going to get married and they were standing in front of a giant mirror and Vincent saw his Evil Self in it and was like (insert smoking man meme here). Put his hands(paws?) On Catherine's shoulders and was like, "Catherine, I love you, I want to marry you, I am GOING to marry you if you let me, but we're gonna have to postpone this I gotta go do something." And then punched the mirror and then ran off attacking his Evil Self. And everyone else was like "???????????? Omg Catherine this is so sad I'm so sorry he's abandoning you at the altar--" And Catherine was like "oh come on people, he's your brother! How do you not know about his Evil Self yet. Chill. The wedding is still on he, just needs to mentally kick his own ass first."

And everyone was like "aww how sad she's in denial" and Catherine was like -.- "literally I've known him for four years you've known him his whole life. What the fuck have you don't thay he doesn't trust you enough to tell him about his Evil Self -.-" (which was rude of the dream, it's only Jacob thay needs to die irl)

And then it was like I was watching a movie and Catherine and Yuna(X-2) were running after some dude named Fennir, which isn't even creative, and his two subordinates who didn't have names. He turned people into wolves and was also a wolf. Catherine turned into a white wolf like before and Yuna turned into a yellow one. Fennir was brown and the other two dudes were actual wolf colored grey. Maybe that means they were the only actual wolves there. Idk.

But there were subtitles, because this was like a movie, and they were really nice except for when Anikah was talking because whoever the fuck made them subtitled her name as "lesbian" and thays not how subtitles fucking work. Rude.

Vincent was at "Lisa and Jeb"'s house, and they had a giant three story house and a giant front yard and a giant backyard and a heated inground pool and a giant concrete deck. And also they lived part-time in the tunnels. Because apparebtly rich people are allowed to live down there now -.-

They were talking aboit their three kids and Vincent commented that they should be allowed to get more sunlight for their health since they had a giant yard and Lisa replied "lol well they only need 3 vitamin D's a day it's not a big deal".

And Vincent was like "that doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about nutrition to argue"

The Peter Lambh/Quail dude was some old spy or something spying on Fennir and was apparently an old companion of the Doctor. He had secret computer panels in the walls of his house and had a secret base beneath it that was the Hive from Resident Evil. Because that's smart.

And at some point o was about to kick a lot of idiots asses because we found a Definitely Evil cave / abandoned mine and they kept wanting to go in without any supplies or even flashlights and I'm like, if you morons don't stop being stupid I'm going to leave you here to get eaten by whatever is in that cave. Nobody fucking goes in unless we have at least twelve fucking people, got it?? Six go in and six stay outside. And you make sure everyone knows you're going to be here incase we all disappear. Teams of three are MINIMUM. No splitting up smaller than that! Everyone needs to have a flashlight, two walkie talkies, food, water, rope, and other supplies.

The idiots were like "we'll who made you the boss? >:["

"You want to die and probably kickstand the apocalypae???? Not happening. You follow my plan or I kill you myself."

Oh also o found a bag of shredded beef jerky because normal jerky hurts my stupid teeth and it didn't have any flavor >:[

[c4ndyf4gg0t]

I think I'm gonna end up completely ghosting everyone. My mind can't do this. I've tried to work hard and move past everything bc I know I will always be seen as the bad person in a situation even when I know I'm not, just bc of my past. Sometimes it makes me seriously consider 💀⚰️🥀 bc of how much I hate myself and how easily I can fall back into a trap. I know I'm not a good person but I'm trying.

I need to post this before I don't, just to say the truth about 2 people who I don't like who have said horrible shit to me but who can easily turn around and let everyone else see the good in them while I only got to see the bad.

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a) [redacted] told me once that my gender and sexuality was annoying and confusing and that no one would believe me if I said I was gay bc of how "often" my gender and sexuality changed, as if it really was a big deal. Just bc when I was 18 and had a huge crush on her, I didn't have a consistent way to contact her enough and I didn't and don't drive so I couldn't just go see her whenever I wanted; and bc I was still closeted irl around my family, I wasn't able to say that I was gay and that I had a crush on her. She had a huge problem with me being trans and told me that I would be an ugly guy. And yet now she's married to a guy and has a kid, after all this shit she'd put me through with telling me no one would care or believe me if I said I was lesbian or trans and yet there she went ending up with a guy after years of saying she would never and that she was 100% lesbian.

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b) [redacted] had been in a group chat with me last year. The group chat had other people as well, but she was the "medical professional" in there. I never felt comfortable with her bc she acted like anything anyone said that was different than what she specifically said or wanted done was Wrong ™. So when I talked one time about how metformin wasn't doing me any good, she got pissed when I showed her where I would log my blood sugar in a Notes section with the dates and times. Apparently my sugar wasn't doing whatever she wanted. When I told her that I couldn't take the metformin for my sugar bc the only thing the metformin would do is cause my pancreas trouble, she wouldn't listen to me and she wouldn't let me try to tell explain how my sugar was acting. I told her I had no choice but to stop taking the metformin bc after going to the hospital for my pancreas and the problem being the metformin, I was finally completely taken off of it and told it was better to not risk my pancreas acting up again. She didn't believe me. She got so pissed at me once bc I refused to call an ambulance bc I knew how to take care of my body and how to get my sugar up when it dropped the way it did. She got pissed bc I went against whatever she wanted. She kept acting like she knew me and my body better than I did. I have no idea how she even got the idea she's a medical professional. So bc I commented something on a fb post of hers, she got mad and claimed I was being hostile when all I said was that the "Spirit Halloween" trend forgot to add “-‘medical professional’ but gives unsolicited medical advice and gets pissed when someone doesn't take the unsolicited advice” to her fb automatic version of the meme trend. Maybe that was bad or mean of me but I don't like people acting like they haven't done or said harmful things to people; I don't like the ones who act like they're so innocent and good, perfect people. This isn't the first time and it won't be the last time someone treats me like these 2 did and gets away with it so only I suffer and get to know the real ugly version of them while everyone else only gets the good, but hopefully I'll not fall for this so quick. I honestly hope it gets back to them, to both of them, to these 2 and to my exes.

[ghostlylovejellyfish]

Quick Rant Memes

Person: You can figure out your sexuality being as young as 7!

14 Year Old Ace: Hi!

Person: Wait, no.

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Person: *goes through the [Insert Problematic Fandom] tag without turning on safe mode, blocking NSFW or tags with ships they don't like with a complete understanding that this website if for adults*

Person: *Finds a ship between characters who are three years apart in age and the youngest one is 16*

Person: THIS GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE FORCED TO SEE THIS DISGUSTING PEDO SHIT-

~

Anti: I'm going to do my part in stopping domestic abuse by harassing this artist about a problematic ship between fictional characters that they like!

Person IRL Who's in a Domestic Abuse Relationship: Please help me, I'm-

Anti: OMG PATRICIA, just LEAVE HIM! It's not that hard! Can't you see I'm busy!? G O D!

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People who are part of the LBGT: We are a unified movement who strives to provide a safe space for everyone of any identity to express themselves. And we heavily appreciate anyone who is heterosexual and supports this movements as well as their LGBT friends!

The LGBT™ (On Tumblr): If you're not gay, you're not R E A L L Y in the LGBT! So what if you're getting bullied!? Have you ever gotten homeless because of it!?!? Did you commit suicide?!?!?!!? Thought so! The B stands for BIG GAY and the A stands for Astonishingly Gay UwU

[hyperspacial]

Actually this is stuck in my head so here's a list of iconic tik toks that people quote:

Stop this madness. Please. What do you want with me. eH. WHaT DO YoU WANT-PLEASE~~~

I'll be bastion/ NERF BASTION

That is very much adequate

The birds work for the bourgeoise

SoMeBOdie cOMe gET 'er, she's dancin' like a stripper

It smells like a PUbliC Restroom!!! No............. well~~

Welcome to my hooker palace, please dont leave, I have no friends.

You've been SUmmoned to the hOuse of VIBES for your Vibe Check (TM).

OEEAUUUOUUU You May Sayyyy I'm a Dreamerrr

Two plus two is four, minus one that's quick math

Three, is a magic number.

Here's the plan- you, me, autism -AuTiSm-

Well Alice, it seems we both have autism havent we ((plz see tags))

Can I ~~pet~~ thAt Dawg?!??

I Am Not Gay-------- I Am GAy

Hit oR miss, I guess they never miss, HUH?

THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW yoU

lET's tALk about hYgiene~~~

What is... what is the dog doin??!!

........mOThMAn

Ew yucky, that is gunk

whEn wOrlds collide, you can run, BUT YOU CANT HIDE

brO lOOk at all my tRAsh

She walked, so that PEPPA COULD RUNNNNN

Nobody knows I'm a LesBiAn

I'm Ethan, and I'm 14.

aND THen there's chunky, He's Dead.... 🎶🎶he's dead. Chunky's dead.🎶🎶

.......oh, it was sexism.

EEt Is what eET isssss.

I know everything I need to know about you. You do? Ah, you do.

Oooooooh, what a time to be alive.

see this what we not finna do. See this what we not finna do. See This What We Not Finna Do-

He do be lookin kinda ______ doe.

But I'm so ugly and I'm so broken

Ugh, this bitch *taptaptaptaptaptap-*

Aoughhehs, what do you think of him? Well, I dont like a man with too many muscles. ~~I Didn't mAke HiM for YOuuu~~~

..... I should call her/him

I LIKE THE WAAY THEY RUN THEN FALL THEN DIE

But imagine how tired we are. Imagine how tired we are.

What's wrong Jimmy-con?

I'll see you after the function

whaaaAaaat Kind Of Fuckery Is This?

Oh what a Schill to have oh what a schill to have scho many schills-

..................................... ...... yuh

I dont know if this is racist, but it dont feel right.

Wow. This is so amazing. I love all cultures. I am so progressive.

wHEre's tHE FLaVor???? I dont taste anything???

Am I a lady? Or am I a rat?

Alive? Ahaha, fuck

If this is how the boys roll, then imma stick with the girls

Running I'm running I'm running~~

I don't want your money, I got this just for YoUUUUU

IIiIIiIiiiiiii'm bitch

I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT FELT LIKE

I can do this shit with no effort- I actually cannot do it at all and it is very difficult

I'm just a kid and life is a ~~nightmare~~

That's the ticket, give me The Ticket

THis is a Skeleton, this is bOnes

She looks like every other bitch. Like.

AM I WRONG? YOURE GOING TO LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME IM WRONG?

AlRight we'Re here, sitting in the car

If you dont stop that man is gonna take you.

You take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon-

You gotta live laugh love, live laugh love x4

Excuse me, my name is Margo

Yeah someone said Wells Fargo

Stop drinking milk anthony!!

Ugh. That's nasty. I'm gonna go throw up.

Blow that piece of junk out of the sky!!!!!

ThEn pAy with your blood

Oh my god. I am never going to financially recover from this

Ha ha, laugh funny. To me it's funny, do you have a sense of humor?

Cause your boyfriends a bitch, he ain't shit.

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

These are all ones I've heard quoted irl. So no, I think tik tok is just as pervasive as vine was. Sure the gentrified tik tok dancers aren't creating these audios, but LeLe Pons and Jake Paul didn't create iconique vines either.

A lot of these are song snippets because of the audio format of tik tok (treating audios like tags), most of the ones I listed are originals, but tik tok still had a huge hand in making these media snippets widespread heuristics. The only reason there aren't as many 'iconic tik tok compilations' is because tik tok audios are used as meme formats rather than stand alone videos.

Please add others if you think of them!!

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

[cat-sapphics]

actually i'm gonna come back to this and it's gonna make twitter wokies with an (actual) victim complex (because i'll probably be said to have one here) mad and uh... good. but i'm tired and this needs to be called out more.

and yes, this is mostly going to be alluding to the dsmp. don't like it? don't care. scroll.

supporting autism speaks makes you ableist. supporting dsmp does not make you racist. supporting trump makes you classist. supporting noelle stevenson (she-ra executive) does not make you transphobic. technoblade is not an antisemetic lesbophobe just because you don't understand that the purpose of his humor is to make fun of hateful people. bi/pan lesbians are incredibly homophobic and biphobic because they actually have already convinced people to erase words with real meaning irl.

you get the idea. it's all about the impact these things have on the world and whether they're just for entertainment value sometimes saying the wrong thing unintentionally or whether they have influence - especially political influence - on the mainstream media and how that makes the average population think about a certain group of people, thereby negatively affecting them large-scale.

i would agree that intention does not always matter when damage has been done, but it gets treated as extremely black-and-white, as if an individual's source of seratonin inherently makes them a maliciously hateful person, and that's just... not true. common sense, guys. it's getting so infuriating to the point where i feel like some of you deserve to hear these things without an apology simply out of spite, especially because it doesn't actually seem to offend anybody in the real world.

i don't care if you're black and mad that tommyinnit said "finna" once without knowing that it was aave before educating himself. i do care if you're black and you choose to use your voice to call out the trend of adding cut-out stickers to fictional characters to make fun of black stereotypical caricatures for the meme (you know the type, it peaked in popularity in 2019 i think). i think critically in realistic terms, yet i'm sure pointing out this reasonable distinction would still get me labelled as a racist by people of color who throw that term around at anything they personally do not like.

i used that example BECAUSE i am non-black to make a statement, but now let's try another. i am autistic. i am absolutely in favor of my community speaking up about ABA shock therapy up in new england, because that is Harmful and Requires Action. but say, hypothetically (because this didn't happen), tubbo was spreading misinformation on stream and negatively discussing behaviors he didn't like that just so happened to be most common in autistic people. i say tubbo because he probably could. but i just don't think the anger is worth it. i understand being offensive, but telling someone like me (even if i was allistic idc) that saying "find something more worth your time" that i'm an awful ableist person who hates autistcs because i didn't immediately flip my support for tubbo on its head is just ridiculous.

and now i wanna move on to another example that's a little more complex. remember when corpse read the 'd' slur aloud while just narrating a story or something? i'd get told i don't have a say because i'm bisexual, but i do, because it is a slur i am affected by and have the right to reclaim too. but regardless of whether you agree, i don't care, i will speak my mind. i think that in this case, context matters. if you wanted a compromise, he could have included a trigger warning anytime before. but that's it. he got way too much criticism as if he'd said something homophobic. i have never seen his content before and i am neutral about him, but my stance remains.

but anyway, i veered way off track. the point is, supporting something that isn't perfect is not actually a statement of hatred or lack of support towards whatever minority group you are a part of, which i am unafraid to say to an audience of people who are currently raising their flaming pitchforks as i type. it doubly goes for neurodivergent people who cannot help themselves with accessing the media unless they are willing to eradicate their source of seratonin and stimulation. and the argument "well how do you think we feel?" is just not comparable, because the issues and conflict are not the same. nobody is claiming you have to understand or respect their interests, but demanding the boycott is just plain entitled most of the time. it is so fucking infuriating to see how obviously performative neurodivergent acceptance and activism is when the second they disagree with a neurodivergent person, it would mean nothing.

even if i could let go of a hyperfixation or special interest, i would refuse to, and at this point, it would simply be to spite people who think i should. i've been told all goddamn year to stop supporting the dsmp, and i'm simply not going to. if you want to put me on your DNI because you're willfully ignorant, i understand - i won't respect it, but i'd understand because your boundaries only affect you. but i'm not going to listen to anyone who thinks i'm going to hell because i don't follow the crowd when it comes to hating on these white boys for a trend, much less being ableist about it while they're at it. i have no sympathy for people who love to hate the dsmp but pull the victim card when their views get challenged.

i've not been on twitter in months, not because i don't have anyone to tweet for, but because mass blocking everyone who pissed me off got to the point of being unbearable. it still is!! if you can't think critically or at least try to listen to me, then i won't listen to you, especially when you want control over those you dislike while i just want reason and common sense.

the formatting of this post is so ugly and i hate how i wrote it, but i've spent too long typing it to delete the draft. regardless though, i got my point across easily, and i'm not going to apologize lol.

I think it’s so funny when neurotypicals think we can choose/control our hyperfixations or special interests. Like you think I want to be rambling about murders that took place two centuries ago NO I know it’s weird alright

[edgy-senju]

Oh well

Rules: tag 20 followers

Nickname: Edge/Edgy, Hidan (yeah my friends call me Hidan irl :D)

Height:5'3 i guess

Star sign: Saggitarius

Sexuality: Ace

Hogwarts house: Slytherin or Ravenclaw, idk :v

Favourite animal: cats, wolves, snakes, foxes, scorpions and bats

Number of blankets: uhm, it depends, usually 2 or 3

Dream vacation: going to Fertilia for a week with @bethvbeth uwu (AHAH)

Where I'm from: The Land of Pizza, Pasta and mAMMA MIA (a.k.a. Italy)

When I joined tumblr: huh.. end of September/beginning of October

Why I joined tumblr: Share my drawings, know new artists and watch meemz. (My friends where like: "come on join Instagram! You can share your drawings on Instagram! There are lots of memes! And if you wanna know new artist it's the perfect app", but i don't really like Instagram, so I joined Tumblr instead :D)

Ok now let's tag some people. Sorry people.

@kisamesleftknee @bethvbeth @judas-had-a-crown @gladyzzia @lesbian-1-moomin @clou-dy04 @slowhandsnot @hidan-chan-my-foot @escape-chan @akatzombie @ailuroscreations @venustasio

(Obviously you're free not to do it if you don't want to :v)

I was tagged by the amazing @consulting-nerd-of-many-things , thank you!!

Rules: Tag 20 followers

Nickname: Well, my name is Lois, and sometimes people’ll make it ���Lo’ or something? Thats mostly it lol

Height: 1 meter 73 ish? Not entirely sure

Star Sign: Honestly not sure, never really been into this

Sexuality: Lesbian :)

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff I believe

Favorite animal: Either dolphins, rabbits or tardigrades

Number of Blankets: Uhmmm…. at least 4? Idk

Dream Vacation: I’d love to travel around South America. Like see the Inca/Maya’s buildings/ruins, go to Sao Paolo pride, and just see the nature and beauty all over that continent.

Where I’m from: The Netherlands

When I joined Tumblr: Uhm… I think summer of 2016 but i’m not sure

Why I joined Tumblr:  I was bored, and had been seeing a lot of screenshots of it on like insta and stuff, so I was curious about what it was

Tagging: 20 people?!?! Probably’ll do less cause i’m lazy

@bismuth-209 @draculater @swimmingfeelsinajohnlockianpool @not-a-bit-good @allandnot @doomdoomz @wtfffisgoingonn @snackerpunk @awkwardtimelady (dont do it if you dont want to :D )