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Cheng Xiaoshi - Link Click - (Shiguang Dailiren) - Season 1 Episode 11 - Pinnacle of Light
✧˚。⋆"Well then, the game... is over!"✧˚。⋆
So... I made a gif :D
#cheng xiaoshi#i made this for... *ehem* research purposes#don't know what kind of research but research#maybe scientific research#just smtg abt that little smirk he did ASAHKD !!!#like why is he so hottt#i'm not a simp i swear-#link click
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Little treasure chest
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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)
Tags: fluff Summary: wanderer with his shy, quiet lover!
♡ Wanderer already noticed your tendency to stay quiet even before you two started dating.
♡ Wanderer would scoff before giving you a push to be more honest with the people around you and get very proud once you start opening up.
♡ When you started dating, he was a bit (very) frustrated that you still couldn’t fully be straightforward about your desires despite being his lover.
♡ Wanderer just ends up learning how to understand your needs more over time and spoils you instead.
♡ You want something slightly expensive for your anniversary? The gift is there on the coffee table with more things along with it. You look at the necklace at the market more than once? On the kitchen table when you bring out the dishes.
♡ Of course, he still wants you to learn how to express your desires so he would sometimes act like he can’t understand your intent gaze until you whisper what you want to him.
♡ If you struggle to properly ask the staff about something on the menu, he would sigh but still help you out, calling the staff and asking in your place.
♡ Overall though, he also kinda starts looking forward to trying to decipher your wants from your fidgeting, almost like trying to open a treasure chest ♡
A/N: light hcs for the start of the week~ Taglist: @amyminhminh (if you want to be tagged, just say 'tag me' or smth like that~)
#genshin x reader#genshin#genshin impact#fluff#x reader#wanderer#wanderer x reader#gender neutral reader#headcanon#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#genshin scara#scara x reader#i swear i'm not a scara simp i just write for my bestie
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I need more perryshmirtz fanfics from Perry's POV where he's always thinking "how can anyone think this man is evil?? Look at him, he’s a wet cat"
I also need more fanfics with the tag "accidental baby acquisition", I just love reading father Heinz Doofenshmirtz in action, Vanessa being a big sister and Perry being a simp (someone at OWCA leaves an "Im not the stepdad Im the dad that stepped up" mug at Perry's desk)
#simp Perry is my favorite Perry#perry the human#human perry#perryshmirtz#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz#god I wish I was a writer too#but I only have the drawing type of artist gene#I wonder if Peter would go give the baby a few gifts#fanfic prompt#it could also be an accidental pregnancy fic but I understad that's not everyone's cup of tea#in this case it would either be a omegaverse/abo AU type of situation or a trans headcanon#I swear I saw someone here talking about omega Heinz being the one that carried Vanessa - I'm not opposed to the idea
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I didn't think it was possible to become gay for Zeus considering what I know about him from the myths, but DAMN 😳
I don't want Hera to get mad at me though, so I will simply admire from a distance.
You can look. But never touch~~
Squeek Squeek Sqeuuk!
#If you dont get that ref why havent you watched gravityfalls?#Dont get to comfy with the simping cuz I swear if I get another 20 anon asks wishing to see Ody gets rammed by a god I'm going to die.#And I can only blame myself.#asks#zeus#greek mythology#hera
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i'm so proud of him 😭
#i mean— i can't stand him 🙄🙄🙄#penacony DRAGGED me back to hsr#i swear i'm loyal to alhaitham but t-that cutscene of aventurine!!!#aventurine#aventurine hsr#hsr aventurine#harmony simps#he talks just like a snake
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Chuuya can do whatever he wants to me 😍
I have more pictures, but I'm too lazy to scroll slightly further down in my camera roll
... At what point does this become an obsession?
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd x you#bsd fluff#chuuya x reader#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#Chuuya#chuuya bsd#chuuya smut#skk fanart#Skk#bungou gay dogs#Chuuya please do me 😍#I swear I'm sane#Im not a simp#Im not mentally ill#why can't he be realllllll#why can't he be real#Chuuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuya#marry me please#Marry me 😍#He's so hot#I have issues
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I'm getting anxious now that I can sense Sukuna's death drawing near. I hope Gege gives him a decent death—one that is gentle, and not humiliating. (Even if he doesn't deserve it)
I hope he gets to meet Gojo one last time.
Imagine Satoru playfully mocking him for losing to Yuji, and Sukuna simply gives him that soft look (TM) while saying that the damage he dealt him is the only reason they were able to succeed asdfghkdfht
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#sukugo#my post#I'm unwell#I'm mourning him already#I thought Sukuna died for a sec when I saw the leaks today and I got so upset lmao#my heart started beating fast and shit that can't be normal😭#I don't think I've ever simped for a character this hard...#he mentioned gojo this chapter too gege you can't keep doing this#please let them reunite#If Yuji is the one to teach him love I swear..#I love Yuji but c'mon love was brought up for god knows how many times ONLY during the Sukugo fight and Sukuna keeps thinking about Gojo#Gojo is Sukuna's Geto I said what I said
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Ok everyone... HEAR ME OUT-
Is it just me, or Aiden's face is really squishy?
#watch dogs#aiden pearce#Like legit question#Not sure if it's the camera angle or smth#But most of his front-face shots make his cheeks more puffed (?)#HE LOOKS SO SQUISHY TO ME#THE IMPULSES TO NOM NOM HIS CHEEKS 😭#AND SQUASH THEM WITH THE HANDS UNTIL HE MAKES A FISH FACE#He looks SO SILLY AAAAAAAA 😭#Dork comment#Silly mermaid mood#Aiza Ramble#I swear I'm such a pathetic simp for this man#My precious grumpy Fox Hacker 🥺#AAAAAAAA
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Why he kinda...
#ao no exorcist#blue exorcist#lewin light#he's dangerous officer I swear#there's just something about the way his face looks in that one frame#God help me I'm a simp
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DARK CREAM WEEK: day 5- punish/reward
idk man i think your threats would work a lot more often if you stopped being so handsome about it fdrgbegh<333
dark cream week and comic are by @zu-is-here
#dark cream week#dark cream#my art#cross#dream#shattered dream#s!d#cross is just panicking a little bit! shattered could threaten to murder him and he'd still find that hot tbh... our favorite simp<333#no but GJGYIKH remind me to never listen to my ideas when i'm feverous xD#i swear i flip flopped so hard deciding what to do for that day omg#it was supposed to be angst at first but gosh enough of that already am i right?! something a little more lighthearted was needed!!#now this was supposed to be a small comic- then a comic with a little bit of animation in some panels- then an actual animation#because hey why not just put some more energy into it since it's really not that different right? <- famous last words#i'm sorry i'm a little tired xD you could not pay me to color/shade this like for real i just CAN'T#some parts could be smoother but hey! it's all good in the end >:'Dc#wish i could've posted it in time tho that would've been the first time i followed through a weekly event perfectly xd ah well#btw i'm also posting twice today!! i still need to finish the art for day 6 tho so it's gonna be a little later hgkhgh :'D#hope you guys like this!! <333
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Vi
This is a drawing I did of Vi after I binged all of Arcane with my friend yesterday
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They’re a runner, they’re a trackstar ☆
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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)
Tags: fluff Summary: you tease wanderer by kissing him and then running away
First time it happens, Wanderer is a ball of confusion despite all of his smarts. What just happened? You run up to him in your usual golden retriever way, just suddenly kiss him in the middle of the street, mind you, and run off?? The worst thing is, you only kissed him once. Once. Where are the rest, messily placed on the rest of his face?? He huffs, he will definitely get his revenge!
By the second time that happens, Wanderer is already prepared. He already knows your tactic but despite all of his prep, you still manage to escape, leaving behind a red faced Wanderer and his many colleagues looking at him teasingly. He tries to search for you among the numerous bookshelves before finally surrendering when the alarm he set rings, calling him to return to his stack of theses waiting to be finished. Wander touches the spot where you kissed him as he sits back down.
Third time’s the charm and he finally manages to chase you down. You approached him as usual, hands behind your back and that smug little grin like your plan already worked. A quick peck before you break into a well anticipated sprint… everything would have worked out had Wanderer not immediately sprints after you. Anemo amps up his speed, leading to your defeat. You try to push him away feebly with your hands while struggling against his hold. He cackles in his typical Wanderer way before diving down for the kisses you owe him after all that teasing. Feather light kisses rain all over your face, tickling you until you respond with your own flurry of kisses.
A/N: Happy white day (this is not a white day post lol) and everyone please say happy birthday to my sister (15/3) if possible! Taglist: @amyminhminh
#genshin x reader#genshin#genshin impact#fluff#x reader#wanderer#wanderer x reader#gender neutral reader#drabble#scara x reader#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#i swear i'm not a scara simp i just write for my bestie
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WE ALL NEED SUGURU GETO IN OUR LIVES
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. 🚫
THIS IS A SMUTFIC.
ᴘ-ᴠ, sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ sᴍᴜᴛ, ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀxsᴜɢᴜʀᴜɢᴇᴛᴏ
The man was a gentleman, patient, and kind. So so kind that everytime he pops up at the office to offer a good morning coffee to your coworkers who also are mesmerized by him, made your knees weak. It was no wonder he was the favourite. His smile so contagious, his hands so helpful (ahem) , his every action move your heart and that somehow made everything difficult for you.
Although the said man is a gentleman, there was also another side of him that would only be reserved...
"S-Suguru..." You mumbled, holding the sheets for dear life.
"Hmm?? Did you say something Y/n?" Suguru smiled innocently.
"P-please.. Please..." You begged, your voice turning high.
"Please what Y/n, continue your words or this won't end..." He chuckled, teasing you with his words.
"L-Let me.. Please let me c-cum..." You writhe, your body shaking.
Suguru smirked, his eyes glinting upon you. Your desperation, your needs, and oh, that look on your eyes that says it all. He was very pleased by that action, your eyes all focused on him. His fingers, a never ending onslaught to your soaking pussy as he vigorously thrusts it.
"Please let me cum Suguru!-" you arched your back as that pleasurable feeling build up the more his fingers hit that one certain spot.
"Of course you can darling, you deserve it for holding this long~" he answered in a hoarse tone as his thumb drive over your clit, doubling the pleasure it cause as he thrust his finger inside your wet cunt. So red and sore yet gratifying.
You couldn't helped but let out a satisfying yell. Fuck was it stimulating when he knows you too well.
You came so much after holding on for too long that you swore you saw tiny sparkling stars above. That man, Suguru Geto, was only reserved for you.
Geto hovered over you, his eyes scanning you from head to toe, a messed that you are for him all to ravished. He duck down to give you a growling, sloppy, needy kiss. Devouring the insides of your mouth like a hungry, deprived man. Suguru dive his hands to your ass, giving it a good squeeze as he indulge your mouth whilst humping himself to your sensitive cunt, letting you know just how needy and desperate he is, his cock hard and pre-cum leaking out.
"Fuck, how much are you gonna hold this leash on me Y/n..fucking...hell..." He groans as you responded to his desperate and needy kisses, your legs locking him closer to you.
"Isn't that unfair that you caught me first Suguru??" You breathed, biting his lower lip as you gaze at his hungry and lustful eyes.
His grip on your ass tightened and presses himself closely to you.
"Damn woman..." He hissed as his cock made contact with your cunt. Deciding to stop the kiss he quickly flips you over. All in fours, Suguru's hand made way to your butt cheeks before giving it a good slap. You yelled at the impact and moaned.
"All for me... And for me... " he admired as he grinned at your reaction.
Suguru presses his throbbing cock at your wet entrance and thrust in easily. He grabs your waist and pulled your lower half to meet his thrusts.
You rolled your eyes at that feeling and whine.
"Anghh.. Ngghh..Sugu..." You stammered, already too sensitive and hepless to even continue your own words
Suguru coos at your stammering expression as he slowly thrust in.
"Look at you... We haven't started yet you're a mumbling fool already, aren't you a cutie" he laughs, leaning in to your ear to give it a small teasing bite.
"C'mon darling~" he grinned before pounding you with force, that had you shriek as his cock made contact with your g-spot. You fell instantly to the mattress, but Suguru held your ass up as he drives in and out of you, your tight walls inviting him with delicious greed, suctioning his cock like a vine and milking him with your own cum.
"Ugh... Nghg.. Careful darling... You don't want me to finish this fast aren't cha??" Suguru groaned, sweat dripping from his forehead as he run his hands over your chest and kneading it, grabbing your nipples to give it a pleasant pinch to stimulate you over and over as he pistoned himself at you repeatedly making your cunt soaked and red. But what can you say?? It is what you want after all. Until then you gotta make it until you have it (have his babies (┛✧Д✧))┛)
"Mmmh.. Y-yes... Please... Suguru.. H-Hard..." You pleaded, grabbing the sheets in pure ecstasy, a drool escaping your mouth as his pace became rough and aggressive, his left hand leaving your chest and pulled your right leg for more leverage and pounded you deeply.
"Anghh!!" You mumbled heplessly, like a lovesick fool.
Suguru was fucking you hard now and he was determined to give you the best fuck ever.
Wet, skin slapping, overlapped in the air and both you and Suguru in unison with pleasure.
His throbbing cock was only getting harder in you and you know that he was almost close.. So so close that you ended up clenching his cock which made him hissed and grab your waist tightly and thrusted hard.
"Shit.. Shit.. I'm coming.. Darling.. " he whined, his manly scent meeting your senses, like an aphrodisiac.
"Do.. Come.. Suguru.. " you uttered, eyes closing as you readied yourself for him.
Even without your words Suguru was balls deep inside your soaking cunt, loads and loads deep inside you, making sure you receive his fucking sperm inside your pussy. Locking himself even until he made sure your receiving it well.
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After that grandiose fucking, your body surrendered and you fell asleep. Too tired to mutter a word or praise to Suguru, not that he mind, he was happy that he have you by his side.
Both of you went to sleep.
Extra:
"It's your fault I can't walk!" You sulked.
"I know I know, I was too rough but I can make it up to you" Suguru coos as he wrapped his arms around you, chuckling at the sight of your pouting face.
"I'm not falling for it!" You turned around not meeting his eyes, you knew damn well that just by looking at his gorgeous face you would give in easily.
Suguru laughs at your reaction and places his head to your shoulder.
"Y/n~please forgive me~i promise to buy you your favourite food" he pleads while also trying to bait you.
"Nope.. Nuh-uh! Your bribe won't work on me!" You closed your eyes avoiding him
"Y/n~ pweaseeee" Now Suguru was whining beside you.
#oneshot#anime fanfic#jujutsu kaisen sorcerers#geto suguru#jjk x reader#smut#geto x reader#jjk geto#inspired by the story conversation i had with c. ai lmao#i swear I'm a nanami stan ㅠㅡㅠ#jujutsu kaisen geto suguru#simp for jjk men#writing#geto suguru x fem!reader#again i suck at smuts#but i have to write this one cuz its been leeching on my mind
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I DREW JAX guys I I am so normal about him I swear I'm so normal
#tadc jax#tadc fanart#tadc#the amazing digital circus#jax#art#fanart#fandom shit#I am so normal#mmmm tasty hyperfixation#I'm not a simp I swear
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Oh hey look I drew another thing 👉👈
based on this image ajkldsklsfhhhh
#jack horner#big jack horner#puss in boots the last wish#big jack horner simp#doodles#sketch#doodle#jack horner brainrot#I'm totally normal about him I swear
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What's the most indispensable thing in Terra?
Originium?
Suffering?
Clue 7?
None of them. The most important thing Terra needs are more Guard operators.
So, what follows is the subtlety in investing.
With Guard operators as a link, originium, suffering, and even clue 7, can all be used to rake in profits.
Does this sound ridiculous to you? yes, but that's investing.
Welcome to ⟨⟨Terra Investment Master Class⟩⟩ my friend.
In the event, you watch enemy vs enemy auto battles and bet on which team will win
Event reward is a huge Cannot wall furniture
"Here's Something Good For You"
A huge promotional sign that reminds you of the moment when an eccentric businessman lifted his coat to you.
⟨⟨You Can Be Good Enough! Terra Investment Master Class⟩⟩ as the saying goes: "When Cannot lifts his coat, the sun and moons rise and fall, and the market value goes up and down."
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