#i'm not a fucking pussy
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Silly lil fun fact about me is I have complete aphantasia so I can't visualize anything, can't imagine sounds in my head, etc etc. Do you know how hard this makes drawing and writing music. Do you know how stubborn you have to be to write music for 7 years despite that
#Inspired by the fact that I'm trying to get a new song started right now#If my chords/melodies/songs as a whole sound simple that's usually why LOL#Sometimes I get something started and can go ham and complicate it but sometimes I just keep it simple for the sake of not losing my mind#I can usually think of melodies because I can like. hum. But instrumentating my songs is so fucking difficult bro#but i'm not letting a little aphantasia stop me#i'm not a fucking pussy#i just take my creative hobbies with a little extra suffering
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No offense to Mithrun but he really was dumber than a 14 year old. Thistle had that shit locked down for ONE THOUSAND YEARS. Sure he wasn't having a great time for most of it but in terms of duration that Minecraft kid was the most successful Dungeon Lord in history. Mithrun's fake little tea party collapsed and got him eaten within 5 years. The hubris of snake pussy. Meanwhile the Winged Lion had to orchestrate Delgal's escape to the surface and a whole fake hero prophecy just to get out from under Thistle's littlest jester boot.
#not putting this one in the tags it just makes me laugh#Dungeon Meshi spoilers#since I'm bringing up Thistle and he's been teased in the anime now#also if you're a Mithrun stan seeing this and you're mad I called him dumb don't worry it's a joke#that's just what having a massive superiority complex will do to you#the snake pussy part is also a joke. he might not have fucked her. who's to say.#musings with Dea
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redraw of that one steven universe meme but as the "replace them with your comfort characters" art trend going around on twitter but mine are from the same series so the novelty is kinda gone and now it's just a bogstandard typical redraw. sorry
#i also contemplated switching their roles just so deku could say 'i think we're gonna have to kill this guy kacchan'#but it's less canon compliant and i'm a pussy#also this drawing made me realize just how little i've drawn bkdk in the last few months. their designs are brand new territory again wtf#bnha#mha#bakugou katsuki#midoriya izuku#bakudeku#bkdk#redraw#shitpost#fan art#becki draws stuff n stuff#I FUCKED UP THE HAND. WHY DID I HAVE TO NOTICE THIS AFTER POSTING IT. WHAT THE FUCK
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underrated garashir scene is when Garak makes THIS gesture right in Julian's face
#But you don't need me to tell you Doctor! Just notice the details! They're scattered like crumbs all over this table we regularly share!#garashir#this post needs a good pussy galore related punchline to really make it but I can't come up with one I'm just like damn. dyke behavior.#Star Trek: Deep Space 9#my gifs#actually the reason I was rewatching this scene was to get a closer look at his outfit as a potential cosplay. the shoulder piping!!#I unironically think this outfit fucks. the Move Along Home of Garak suits. everybody else talks shit about it but real recognizes real <3#Starky's original posts
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so we all saw @dr2-hell's updated bunnymaeda design right. because i sure as hell did
#martzipan#nagito komaeda#GRRGRGRGRRGHHH I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS DESIGNNNNN . I LOVE IT SO MUCHHHH#wanted to do some pose practice. so i went to my beloved pinterest board#and . considering i have been thinking nonstop abt bunnymaeda today. he seemed to be the best subject#this outfit is GORGEOUS and beautifully designed to like every last detail. i am truly insane about it#that said. oh my GOD it takes so long to draw.... all those damn BELTS#worth it though it's so so so fucking pretty. i want those boots and gloves i am Jealous#still not over the zipper. guys the zipper goes. it goes ALL the way to the tail. do you know what that Means#it means something i can let you infer. it also means that i can both draw bulge and evoke pussy imagery <3#<- most vulgar tag i have put on an art post in a while. mutuals you didn't read that one#really sad i couldn't include his little clover earring bc i think it's so cute#unfortunately i draw the maeda with little hair tufts at his ears#anyways i love this design so much. i am going to. Eat Him <3
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i need him rearranging my guts. right now. immediately. chop chop get on it right now immediately today. ugh
#hikey#fuck me until my pussy is puffy and red and sore and then start using my ass#stretch me out and pound me until you're spent#need him to make me whine from how deep his cock is inside my ass while he calls me his pretty baby#fuck i'm unbearably needy god damn#🫛
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indeed, tell this guy what song'll get you horny
my asks are always open on anon
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#mike patton#mr bungle#tell me!#i'm working and need inspiration#its fucking monday#gods - that kid really throws his whole pussy into it doesnt he
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god imagine being fingered by yosano
i don't know. i just think she knows how to use her fingers. she'd curl them the *right* way and it would feel sooooooooooo fucking good man. and she would be quietly cooing and mocking you in your ear, demanding you not to cum yet. her thumb slowly circling your clit- oh my fucking god
#vanilla's extracts🍦#not vanilla~#i'm gay i'm gay i'm gay i'm gay#i fucking love girls#i need a pussy to bury my face in asap#yosano x reader#wlw post#i'm so. fucking. GAY#yosano girls come out come out wherever you are#bsd smut#smut#bungo stray dogs smut
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Quick and rough Plumeria redesign, mostly just cause...... I gotta do what comes naturally to me, man. Give me some Shapes. Simplify that design or so help me.
I don't have a lot of complex thoughts about it, actually! Just the idea of having a "sexy" outfit that draws the eyes to certain parts of the body -- while simultaneously being modest and Sharp. Having an edge to it. Also!!!! The luna moth inspired wings!!! I wanted to stay within her og color palette, but I've also always thought luna moth wings would suit her... the top wing is vaguely heart shaped, too!
#fire emblem#feh#i don't feel like taking a better pic sorry 😭#also. the most fucked up thing i'm learning doing this. is that (at least for the main four base forms)#yoshiku's color palettes Actually Work. fucked up. insane. i ALMOST added my own colors#just a hint of purple. and it fucked everything up?????? ALSO THE WINGS. THE WINGS#ARE ESP FUCKED UP. BC. IT WORKS. the red yellow orange blue. it fucking works. what the fuck.#LIKE one of my biggest frustrations w the fairy designs is they feel Samey color pallette wise.#that if it were up to Me. i would pick four distinct palettes to work with and try not to overlap too much.#literally just the fucking. tinkerbell pixie hallow treatment. everyone gets a signature color and we go from there.#but like... I GUESS TECHNICALLY EVERYONE DOES???? IT'S JUST. the Overlap.#like mira's pink/greens feel samey w plum's reds/greens. and esp from memory plum and tri pallets just blend together for me.#and peony and mira have the same purple eyes. a lot of green overlap in general. and i love green#BUT... SOMEHOW....... the color pallets. Work. fucked up and evil#also i'm not immune to the toothed pussy motif. that's what that little detail on the dress slit is supposed to invoke LMFAOO#AGAIN. IT'S ABOUT THE SHARPNESS. of drawing the eye and refusing to reward you for it if that makes sense#idk idk. i also just feel like plum should have an elegant look.#design not final though i'm just parsing it out. ALSO THE. THE SHARP ALMOST CLAWED NAILS. HUGE FAN#i was def worn out from my current project though. sometimes. you just gotta design a fairy about it.#fe plumeria#my art
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guess who discovered they don't rock with 90% of their art!!!!! this isn't even a vent post, i wouldn't post vents, this is a ramble and an unnecessary announcement that i will be posting more, and posting cringe.
A lot of the art i post on there, i will not deny, it was extremely fun to make. i will not doubt that for a Moment. I have created so much neon, eyebleeding D,J,M,M v,ore paraphernalia and knowing the amount i have ruthlessly inflicted upon the world brings me much joy. However: i have realized that most of these do nothing for me.
How is it that with all this D,J,M,M v,ore, barely any of it feeds the purple, glowing, gaping maw in my soul? . I've just been making shit for this blog because i need to draw d,j,m,m v,ore to maintain my internal reputation of d,j,m,m v,ore guy. I think it looks good, but that's not the point, the point was making my heart flutter and i have FAILED. It's probably why I've only been posting like, once a month now. (that and bc of h,omo mousike)
Comet and Fritz are back on my mind with their weird explicitly v,orey bullshit along with them, and I am going to draw it. It's going to be dimly lit, neon-colored, and be about the exact same thing like I'm a broken record and only i will like it
#(holy FUCKING shit guys you probably won't believe me but i wrote paraphernalia correctly ON MY FIRST TRY i am GOD)#see i said all this about “i'm going to make shit i like... even if it's CRINGE” but i know damn well that the most important part of it#for me is the description and accompanying text. and i am a PUSSY about that. dear lord.#there was text to this one too and yet i feel like i would literally rather die than post it.#maybe i will be a big boy about it . one day.#bichambered-reservoir#sfw vore#extreme cuddling#nsx vore#swwh#e-a/t
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Latest dirty thought I am getting myself off to. How badly I want to be in a cnc gang bang. Getting fucked. Sucking cock. Ass and pussy stuffed while I watch everyone jerking off until their turn. Covered in cum. Just a dirty little cock sleeve. That is all.
#i'm needy#goth#love me#ask me anything#wet on main#goth girl#send me asks#ask me any question#i’m wet#make me masturbate#hornyposting#hornyasf#slutty thoughts#send dirty asks#send me dirty asks#ask me naughty#i’m wet just thinking about it#chronic masturbator#feeling slutty#use my pussy#free use slvt#free use kink#cnc free use#whoreposting#wet pu$$y#i'm wet#finger my pussy#lick my pussy#fuck my behind#wet and needy
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this tag under the smash or pass LDPDL poll........................... God in heaven give me strength. hold me back God pls i'm about to prove my title as LDPDL defender
#tv: interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv s1#iwtv season 1#iwtv s2#iwtv season 2#louis de pointe du lac#i'm not even going to put this in Jacob's tag this doesn't even deserve to be under it. what in the fuck. are we talking about#the same man right now. is that possible#'least fuckable man on the show' why Armand Lestat AND Daniel always trying to hit it though. that's a bad bitch what you mean#least fuckable. the fuck#LDPDL walks into a room and WAP and Enough (Miami) start playing simultaneously from the speakers. Beyonce couldn't write#enough songs to coherently describe the Helen of Troy strength of that pussy pls don't make me laugh#so many ways to say you'd respectfully pass and you chose this one. my God
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May God give Light Yagami the strength to endure the bullying a thirteen year old is capable of
#I don't like Near#Who the fuck does he think he is acting all Sigma just because he's better than L#Oh rip to L but I'm unaffected by the pussy#Bitch you're thirteen#And the misogynistic comment to Halle Lidner? Bitch I'm gonna shove that robot action figure up your ass#But but but I appreciate anyone who bullies Light#Even if said bullying is not particularly homoerotic#The two types of bullying have their own appeal#Ig both had a shelf life hence the show had to end but you gotta admit near calling light every name under the sun over the phone and irl#Multiple times and calling him L2 to put him in his place was top tier comedy#near death note#Nate river#Light Yagami#l death note#Death note manga#Death note
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there is no way that Guillermo’s pussy wouldn’t drive Nandor absolutely mad with power
#wwdits#nandermo#nandor#guillermo de la cruz#what we do in the shadows#i have so many thoughts about how Guillermo makes Nandor feel powerful#(not in a sadistic power trip way tho)#the full force of someone as strong and beautiful and awe-inspiring as Guillermo choosing to bless Nandor with adoration#a man so used to being worshiped and yeT#you can see it in his eyes#how absolutely terrified of how powerful Guillermo makes him feel#with simple things like a soft smile and kind eyes#like how a former addict looks at drugs#and i find it so compelling that Nandor comes from power and conquering and yet he's like#fucking Guillermo would be like using the One Ring#Guillermo would casually say that he's upset Bravo cancelled a show and the next day the entire hq had been destroyed like a nuke hit it#like i'm srs guys i have five different long posts in my drafts abt how powerful Guillermo makes Nandor feel#(and how pussy-whipped Nandor would be if Guillermo ever gave it to him 😉)#but i can't process my feelings abt that rn so you get this
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Thinking about just making a significantly hornier dating profile on one of the apps and seeing what sort of hits I get and/or if there's any sort of uptick in potential dates. Like, using only photos taken for my OF- tamer ones that won't get my dating profile deleted, of course. And just writing something like "Long term connection would be great, but I'm also just tired of wasting my thirties not getting laid. If we click after a good date then I will definitely give you head."
#dating nonsense#dating app hell#i guess that would be a good reason to finally try tinder again#I've avoided that one for years because it always seemed very hookup-centric#but after coming up on nine years single it's sure starting to feel like I'm not really dateable#so it's just accept a hook up being my only option or let my pussy fill with cobwebs until i die#the problem as ever being that I don't like fucking people that I can't stand#and if i like you enough to want to sleep with you then chances are i want to spend more time with you#but then that defeats the purpose of not getting attached#it's a catch-22
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