#i'm laughing so hard help

[inkskinned]

actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt

[cads-the-cat]

Worshitposting in its truest form

Vessel pics from fans (nr 1 & 2) and i think adamrossi (3)

Ships & spaceship are stock photos

Vases and stuff are from The Met

Books are Golden Song (or Morning Star, can't remember) by Pierce Brown and The Pairing by Casey McQuiston

[essektheylyss]

I am now thinking about Essek as, essentially, Anna Ripley for the Ruby Vanguard, and it's genuinely horrific to imagine but it's not a real timeline so it's hilarious. It is so funny in concept. He's a glorified postdoc with no mandatory ethics trainings, no future, and nothing to lose. Also he just got handed the power of a thousand suns with absolutely no oversight and a mandate to "do your worst".

This has such extreme "horse loose in a hospital" energy. No one knows what Essek will do next, least of all Essek! He's never been in control of the power of a thousand suns before! He's as confused as you are!

[collectorcookie]

HELLO?

You can't be saying that, wizard boy.

[thisisasundrysideblog]

this is going to be a classic

[this-hopeless-war]

it's...the same picture

[acerikus]

HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION THEY JUST FUCKING CHOKED LMAO

Continuing isat from here!

Damn okay so that's. A set time for a redo now huh. Awwwww but everyone was gaining so many levels around the same time :(

[triglycercule]

thinking so much about horror and dust,,, gosh these SILLY goobers theyre so EYDAGHGGG!!!!! compliments to eachother,,,,,

i need them to make puns about topics that absolutely nobody should be laughing about and then DIE cackling because no waaay the punchline was a human's execution :333 (phantom papyrus is shaking his head in dismay)

need them to share stories about shitty experiences with humans and for horror to be impressed by dust's ability to keep coming up with new ways to kill his human and then for dust to also be impressed by horror's ability to handle with all different types of humans!!!

they make eachother food but dust poisoned horror's food and horror added rusted nails to his so theyre just like no you first you really should eat first i wouldn't wanna be rude no but i INSIST! they both know. it's a fun little game isnt it??? horror gets a bit scared of having to eat the food when dust's eyes turn red and cyan but it's okay because then he can just shove the shitty eggs he made into those eyes because theres literal NAILS cooked into it

sometimes they fight because thats normal and dust is annoyed at horror for hating undyne because she's a good person who just wanted to help others and horror's getting pissed because DIDN'T YOU LITERALLY KILL HER DONT YOU JUST VIEW HER AS EXP WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HER!!! and they bicker back and forth and dust is really starting to wonder why he even empathizes with horror atp.... but its ok after a little quarrel they simmer down and move on. they dont change opinions at all the fight was for nothing

but then there's also times when they just wanna confide in each other because likeeeee theyre both shitty people who fucked up their undergrounds by their own accords and miss how peaceful life was back then. dust tells horror stories of life back before the human came because horror doesn't really remember it that well anymore and horror speaks to phantom papyrus through dust so he can pretend that this is just a conversation between sans and papyrus and everything's okay for just a moment. they both linger onto their memories of how things were before everything went to shit even though horror can barely remember and dust hates his previous self back then,,,,,

dust thinks horror's sooo much better than him for not literally mass murdering everyone but then goes around and stink eyes him for forcing his snowdin to eat humans and then leave the rest of the underground to starve. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO BETTER HORROR WHY DIDN'T HELP EVERYONE ELSE. horror scoffs because even though he kinda lowkey gets dust's philosophy of saving everyone and stopping the human through gaining LV he still killed everyone??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM YOU IDIOT SHOULD'VE JUST FOUND ANOTHER WAY OR LET IT HAPPEN!!! the way they understand eachother on paper but then in reality despise what the other did,,,,,

ok SO WHAT if they encourage eachother's delusions. SO WHAT if they pretend the past never went away so WHAAAAT!!! it doesn't matter at least they found someone who can match their freak,,,,,, dust and horror peak duo PEAK DUO DARE I SAY OK

[ace-and-ranty]

(CRYING IN A LITTLE BALL)

THE SCHOLOMANCE: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC IS NOW CANON

[meownotgood]

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED IT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE VIKTOR IS FLOATING IN HIS REWORK LEAK 😭😭😭😭 HE'S GONNA FLOAT AROUND LIKE A LITTLE MOSQUITO ISN'T HE

[tamaruaart]

I might have to listen to something rotten

[chernobyl2]

Very serious dragon's dogma 2 gameplay happening on vinesauce dot com

[sourtomatola]

The Plushie debacle (a true story)

The actual pic of the plush pile under cut

[lazybatata]

i'll just leave it here

[crystallakec]

unfollow me right now because invincible season 2 teaser trailer just dropped and I'm afraid of the person I'm going to be for the. next 3 weeks

[this-is-krikkit]

*levihan eating soft-boiled eggs*

levi: there might be a surprise in yours

hange, overexcited: really?? *takes the shell off and finds a tiny bit of paper inside*

hange: it says "i love you"... oh, how cute!

levi, blushing: yeah, i-

hange, cooing at their plate: i love you too, little egg!

levi:

levi, under his breath: are you fucking kidding me