#i’ll be like ‘can i please just have mash; a Lot of roasties; sweetcorn if they’ve got it and leeks’ and she’ll just be like ‘okay :)’ | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fingertipsmp3 · 1 year ago

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Girl help I’m going out to eat with my family tomorrow and the only good thing this restaurant serves is the carvery but you have to physically go up some stairs to get the carvery and then carry your very full plate back down the said stairs and I can’t do that because my knee injury is such that it does not allow me to climb stairs while carrying anything, especially a fairly heavy and big plate, and I don’t want to eat subpar food or fall down stairs in a public place

#i feel like i have a few options here #1) get the carvery anyway and go get it personally as myself and just risk the possibility of faceplanting directly into my turkey and mash #2) order the carvery but send my mum to collect it for me and hope that she for once respects my sensory issues #and doesn’t pile on the rock hard garden peas and mushy unseasoned carrots that i cannot eat because they make me feel sick #i’ll be like ‘can i please just have mash; a Lot of roasties; sweetcorn if they’ve got it and leeks’ and she’ll just be like ‘okay :)’#and bring back the carrot mash instead of mashed potatoes; like 2 roast potatoes and garden peas #and probably not enough gravy #3) just order something off the regular menu. but the thing about that is the pizza is Terrible. i mean genuinely it’s so bad #like i could buy an own brand chilled pizza from any supermarket and make it in my oven and it would be better #they also have burgers which are pretty good but they have such embarrassing names and i don’t want to order that #PLUS ya girl has a beef intolerance so i’d have to order a chicken burger and they put that plasticky american cheese #on the chicken burgers. WHY #i guess i could get the veggie burger but that’s going to be super hit and miss #i just don’t want to be sitting there watching my family eat the beautiful carvery #and i’m seething looking down at an unseasoned and unloved soy burger #i guess i could order like mac and cheese or scampi or gammon and egg or something but idk if they have those things available on sundays #i know they’ve got the carvery the pizzas and some of the burgers but i’m not sure about the rest #maybe i could just put my plate together and ask someone to carry it? i don’t know #i guess i’ll just show up tomorrow; see what they have & what i’m hungry for and then hope for the best #personal

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