#i woke up at 9 in the EVENING
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gingerbreadmonsters · 9 months ago
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slept literally all day and now my brain is liquid, please enjoy
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thats-sir-dyke-to-you · 1 year ago
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I've always been curious to know this about the people around me. Most people have been in severe pain, but in my experience few have had what they would say is their 10/10 experience. I guess it's just something I find fascinating, as I had my 10/10 experience quite young and I sometimes forget that not everyone has. In my opinion it changes your relationship with pain and how you engage with it afterwards. If you answered yes, feel free to elaborate on your circumstances in the tags!
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bonesandthebees · 10 months ago
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I hate when you accidentally sleep in and everything about your day is totally off from that point forward
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safyresky · 2 months ago
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How long is the wait before you have to Kribble Krabble???
Cuz like. We've no idea how long B-Man was head elf, right? We know that he was for SURE head elf for Scott for 8 years at least. And we KNOW he's been there for a HAUTE MINUTE given the photo he has with Mad Santa, okay? So HUNDREDS of years, then about 8 for Scott.
Then Curtis takes over and we know he's been head elf for like, at LEAST that year (given how he says "fyi I'm head elf NOW" to Jack, and Santa comments frequently enough on how Curtis needs to get his head in the game (wildcats!) bc he's head elf now), right? Then literal DECADES pass and we KNOW in that interim, Curtis explodes but then doesn't and goes on kribble krabble instead, right?
Okay. So like. Betty has deffs been there for a HAUTE MINUTE. I don't think there's ANY comment on how/when she started. So we can assume Betty has been there for DECADES at least if the whole Escape Clause debacle had Curtis exploding his way to Kribble Krabble.
Now I THINK she mentions she deferred it a bunch, or SOMEONE mentions she did. So like. Okay. We can deffer a Kribble Krabble. Cool! But how long did she do that for? How long did B-MAN do that for?
Moving on!
So Betty finally goes on Kribble Krabble, and then a year later Noel goes with her on his (their) Kribble Krabble so basically, WHEN DOES THE KRIBBLE KRABBLE TAKE EFFECT? BECAUSE THIS IS VERY MUCH GIVING
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scionshtola · 7 days ago
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tbh i kinda think it would have been a real mess on both sides if corishtola got together before shb
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breelandwalker · 1 year ago
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You ever wake up and start the day with -1 Fucks to Give and thereafter it seems like every live human interaction you have is calculated to irritate you?
Not like I Woke Up Feeling Grumpy And Have No Patience. More like I'm Late For Work And Everyone Is Driving 10mph Under The Speed Limit.
like Why Do All These Idiots Insist On Standing In The Middle Of The Sidewalk Staring At Their Phones.
like Random Coworker I Do Not Care About Your Petty Squabbles With Other Random Coworker Go Away.
like What Do You Mean There's A Last-Minute Meeting Before 10am.
like They Seriously Picked TODAY To Drill Holes In The Wall Outside My Office.
like I Already Have A Headache And Every Siren-Bearing Vehicle In The County Has Been Screaming Past My Office All Morning.
WHY ARE PEOPLE.
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otrtbs · 1 year ago
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sick.as a dog actually gonna take some crazy strong cough syrup and write something for kinktober
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dormiloncito · 1 month ago
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last night i dreamt an entire marvel movie that doesn't exist
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center-for-catboy-control · 2 months ago
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i hate college students and their stupid parties
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cellgatinbo · 11 months ago
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hey pac feel free to take your time, talk to chat as long as you want, check out reddit, whatever, just give me a damn minute to prepare myself for whatever the fuck will happen today ☺️
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demigod-of-the-agni · 3 months ago
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everybody say happy birthday to my boy dhruva vivashwan 🙏🙏🙏
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he has spent a lot of time slaying, so here's to another year of dhruva serving cunt 💖💖 god bless the blorbo 🗣️🔥
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also both bro's gay as fuck, man (bisexual 🩷💜💙)
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gingerbreadmonsters · 9 months ago
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slept literally all day and now my brain is liquid, please enjoy
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solace-seekers · 6 months ago
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screaming into the void <3
#my best friends boyfriend (who i’ve also been friends with for years) is just. not himself rn#we think it’s a manic episode but we don’t really know but it’s. terrifying lowkey#he thinks he’s genuinely jesus and that he’s conquered time and that he and my bsf are adam and eve#he’s been sending my bsf liek hundreds of texts per day since tuesday but it got really really bad and incoherent yesterday#and i woke up this morning to see multiple texts from gcs he created w me in them#and he keeps being like ‘because it’s 6:20 this is true’ and like ‘i know that at 9 pm everyone is gonna understand’#and he’ll text like 5 times then send a sc of what he just texted like that proves something but it’s all nonsense#i’m just really really concerned cause he really needs help but i don’t know how to ensure that happens cause he’s 19. not a minor#he’s just. not him rn. he’s called my bsf multiple times yesterday when he HATES calling normally#he had his band and his mom over in his apartment yesterday cause my bsf called his mom and h went to his bands show but was visibly not ok#and he saw nothing weird about it even tho he hates having ppl over normally and never without warning#and you can’t get him to see logic because everything you say he just twists around to work for him#to be clear it was not this bad when it started. when it started it seemed like normally maybe slightly out there conclusions he was drawing#but it just got worse and worse like exponential decay and really bad yesterday#he also didn’t sleep at all yesterday night and idk if he slept tonight#i know his mom took his phone at one point but he texted me and gcs w me in it starting at like 6:20 this morning#and my bsf and i and friends are on a trip out of state rn but we’re leaving today and i don’t wanna wake her up until i have to because#this is literally hell for her. but it’s just. scary. i don’t know what to do. i don’t think there’s any good options really for me rn#i want to warn ppl and try to explain he’s Not Him rn so they don’t get concerned but who knows if they’ll understand what i’m trying to say#i know it’s not the end of the world but it really feels like the end of my world as i know it if that makes sense#and my bsf lives with him in an apartment near their college and they just signed the lease for the next year#but she can’t stay there with him alone. not until he gets help. we’re all too scared it’s going in the directon where he thinks it’s better#for ppl to go to the afterlife. which like he never would normally. but he’s Not Him and so like. who knows#he keeps talking about all these different dimensions and how you need to travel to the 7th dimension to understand#my bsf was crying yesterday and she called her mom to explain and she keeps saying that she just wants her jake back it’s really scary#cause he will probably never be the same again. he’ll be similar but different but she wants his comfort but he’s Not Him. and can’t give it#i just. really want this to get better but it’s so hard to see that happening rn
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maybxlle · 5 months ago
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welcome to an episode of advice from ol’ mother may 👵
(seriously though i might just make a tag at this point)
on this episode of advice from ol’ mother may 👵 …
I BEG YOU LIKE ACTUALLY DO NOT GO TO THE GYM ON AN EMPTY STOMACH OR NO SLEEP 🙏🙏🙏
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feelingthedisaster · 9 months ago
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tumblr canon event is that your favourite post barely gets 10 notes but that shitpost that isnt even funny but you posted it bc you were sleep deprived and it sounded half nice then is in your top 3 more popular posts
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faunandfloraas · 7 months ago
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actual footage of me right now
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