#i will honor u forever as a hero even though youre my sworn enemy
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plesiosaurys · 1 year ago
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why can't i tell the emperor to fuck off without being racist. i don't hate you because you have tentacles, or even that you were lying about having tentacles. i hate you because you're keeping this poor guy locked up and leeching his magic instead of just. asking him for help
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